Hillsboro independent., September 21, 1906, Image 7

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PARASITES OF CHARITY.
SO I a II "lUi
The Song
of the Hair
There arc four verses. Verse
1. Ayer's Hair Vigor makes
the hair grow. Verse 2. Ayer's
Hair Vigor stops failing hair.
Verse 3. Ayer'a Hair Vigor
cures dandruff. Verse 4.
Ayer's Hair Vigor always re
stores color to gray hair. The
chorus is sung by millions.
Bafnra a.tnf A-ar r I h4 vary
Ihla and vary po.r h.lr. Hm I eontinua to
tli. Viaot niitil nit hair ar.i, nuprotta
tit star- w.-. 1 haw i...t it nit mail 7, a for
tha Ml IHri."-MMi. M. DULMMOKD.
by J. O.if Us , LowiU, Lu.
bABSAPAKILU.
PILLS.
cuutav PECTORAL.
iiers
A LITTLE LESSON
IN ADVERSITY.
Wit of a Klar'i famllr.
Queen Maud una the re;nititbn of
bclug the wtt of Kins; Kdward'a faintly.
On one occasion she wus with her els
tera at a public function and noticed
a curloua pressman Knzlnit at tht-lr ev
ery movement, saya the London Tatler.
Accordingly, she wrote something on a
piece of paper and, making a pretense
of bnndlng It to one of ber sisters.
dropped It. The reporter, of course,
In Rrent glee picked It up, expecting to
get a great acoop for bis paper. I in
aglne his chagrin when be found writ
ten on it tbecoramonplace remark: "My
new boots plnh me horribly."
Rla-bt la Her Ma.
"No." Bald the woman, confemnrn
eusly, "I don't understand her at all."
"You don't?" replied the young man.
"I thought you potted as a clairvoy
ant."
"WellT"
"Well, ahe's a dream." Philadelphia
Ledger.
FITS
Narvs
I. V tun Paar-a ana all N wrens Dta-a-m
Boraiaiianiiy curva rr Ir. Klioa'a Orat
rv. Hcainrrr. hand Air r'HKK (atrial bnttl and
traatlaa. iit. It. H.KIIB. , L4..SU Arch BU, lblla.,fa
AttesaptlaaT the Iaapaaafbla.
She My beauty doctor wants to give
me some lessons In the proper way to
open and shut the mouth. lie saya It
baa a great bearing on a woman's looks,
lie Why, my uar, you open yours
gracefully enough, and as for shutting
It, what'a the use of throwing away
good money? Detroit Free Tress.
Caoaa Brhera.
Tommy That medlclne'a nasty.
Mommy Did you take a whole
spoonful of It oa I told you?
Tommy No'ui. I couldn't And a
poon, ao I took a fork full. Cleveland
Leader. .
To Break In New Shots.
Always shake In Allen's Foot-Ease, a powder.
It cures hot, saraiing, aihuif. swulleu fee I.
Durfi rorni, Ingrowing' nails and bunions. At
til drnsslnta and sane atom, 'J.V )on't accept
nvsuhatitute. 8am pie mailed FREI. Add rasa
Alien a Olintted, ia Roy, N. Y.
Abaeat-Mladee Papa.
1 Mr. Staa ontka ta-akgbt, papa, what
hall 1 eayr
"That will depend on what you hold
er that Is to say, send him to ma."
Houston Tost.
Mrrrlr raaalau rtaef,
Dennis Fwhat'a all tins fuss they're
anskin' about the pa-ackers?
Larry A lot o' crsnks Is star-rtln' a
fad f'r clans mate. Chicsco Tribune.
Keeplagr It la (ha Family.
"Confound It all," said the elderly
gentleman who wus dining with a cho
rus lady, "the youngster with that ac
tresa at the corner table Is my grand
aon. T'je young puppy!"
"Oh, It'e all right." retorted the fair
damsel. "lie's with my graudaioth
r." nttsburg Tost
How's This?
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward fnt
toy rase of Catarrh thai cannot be cured by
ball's Catarrh ( tire.
T. J. UIK.Nr.lf a CO., Props., Toledo, O.
We, the undersigned, bare known P. J.
Cheney lor the last lft years, and beliera him
perfectly honorable In all businsss transac
tions and financially able to carry out any oo
Illations made by their firm,
a. in Tsu.i, Wholesale I'rurf lets, Toledo, O.
W.ldinu, kmNH AMaaviN, Wholesale Lruf
lis, Toledo, O.
Hall's catarrh Cure Is taken Internally, ac.
In( directly upon the blKd and mucous sur
laces of tha system, l'rlce 74e. per bottle,
sold by all Druggists. Testimonial tie.
Hall a family fills are the bask ,
Mather Gooae Asaeadesl.
The cow had jumped over the moon.
"Tbat'e a little the highest." she ealtl,
"that beef baa goae a. nee the trust was
organised."
At this point tbe little doc wept.
Oaa Mara Referra Needed.
The Doctor Don't you think this muck
raking business has gone far enough ?
The Prolersor Not quite; I think the
bolea la tbe Swiss cheese ought to be
looked into.
la Kaaaaa.
"Whst's the pay?" asked the prospect
ive hired man.
"Well," answered the farmer, "ye kin
nsve d a day ao' three of my darter's
kisses, or $3 a day and sit klsaea. 8olt
yourseir. As rer as i n eoncernea ye am
take It all out In kisses If ye'vs a mind
to." Houston Chronicle.
FADED TO A SHADOW.
4
(IKSTEB A. ABTIllg
career. Huw be
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sjssiijirun
Cheater Alan Arthur was attending
I'nion College when be learned that tbe
family funda would not penult of bla
completing bis
course there. Ar
thur at once souaiit
for a means by
which he could help
himself. A posltlou
at teaching In a dis
trict school was the
only one available,
and although the
work was bard and
tbe recoinpeiiNe
small, It would
prove siiltli'lent to
enable biiu to con
tinue bis colleen
managed both bin
teaching ami bU study W remarkable.
Hut be Mulshed college with bis ilus
and with honor.
lie denlred to take up the study of
law, but was again confronted with
the (jueMtlon of the lack of means. lie
took a clasa of boys, whciu be tutored
In preparation for their collegiate work.
At the same time be worked at bis
law books, studying eagerly. Soon af
terward be accepted the prlncipalxhlp
of an academy at North I'ownal, Ver
mont, but bis Intentions of taking up
law as a profession did not waver. lie
was at last admitted to the bar, and
soon afterward went to New York to
take up the practice.
Alone and unknown. It was a bard
struggle for the young lawyer. Hut
his earlier IcHaona of Immediate work
tor the sake of an end stood hi in In
Km d stead in thene trying times, and
he came at last to the recognition by
the public of the powers be knew to be
In himself.
Worn Down by Five Years of Suffer
ing from Kidney Complaint.
Mra. Remethe Myers, of 180 South
Tenth St., Ironton, O., tart: "I have
worked bard in 017 time and have been
ipoaad again and
gain to changea ol
weather. It Is no
wonder my kidneys
gave oat and I want
all to pieces at last.
For At years I waa
fading away and Anal
ly to weak that for tlx
months I coold not get ont of the house.
I waa neiTona, restless and sleepleei at
night, and lama and sore in tha morn
ing. Sometimes everything would
whirl and blur before ma. I bloated
to badly I could not wear tlgbi cloth
ing, and bad to pat on shoes two
sites larger than usual. Tha nrina waa
disordered and paseagea were dreadful
ly frequent. I got help from tha first
box of Doan'a Kidney Fills, however,
and by tha time I bad taken four boxes
tbe pain and bloating waa gone. I have
bean in good baalth ever since."
Bold by all dealers. 60 cents a box.
rostsr-Milburn Co., Buffalo, 5. Ye I
TOBACCO A3 A DISINFECTANT.
Tha Smoke, t'oalalalaa Fermalde
krilr, la Able to Kill Microbes.
Although there la a general linpre
slon 1 111 1 1 tobacco smoke Is a germicide,
tills projierty has not been assigned
hitherto to any one particular constit
uent of the smoke. Tbe author of a
note ou the subject In the Lancet gives
reasons for believing that among other
germicidal constituents the smoke con
tains formaldehyde. He says:
"The composition of tobacco smoke Is,
of course, complex, but everybody
knows that tarry oils are a principal
constituent, and certainly many oils
nre powerfully antiseptic. Nicotine,
again. Is a strong disinfectant, but the
jim m I ty of this poison In tobacco suiuke
Is minute, If, Indeed, It Is present at
all. At least In a number of chemical
analyses of tobacco smoke made at dif
ferent times It was difficult to declare
with absolute certainty that nicotine
was an luiorta!it constituent. The oily
matVr which accumulates In a tobacco
pipe Is decidedly poisonous, but It does
not couth In any appreciable quantity of
nicotine, the chief constituent being tbe
very poisonous pyrldln.
"Tobacco smoke contains a decided
quantity of the very poisonous gas car
bon monoxide which has been used for
preserving purposes and which there
fore must jsissess germicidal proier-
ties. Some simple experiments which
we have recently made would seem to
condrni the observation that one of the
principal constituents accounting for
the germicidal properties of tobacco
smoke Is the powerful antiseptic formal
(lehydc. The amount present Is more
than Just appreciable, for If water
through which a few puff of tobacco
have been passed Is tested for formahle
hyde the result Is strikingly positive.
"The quantity of formaldehyde In to
bacco smoke would oppear to depend
on tbe quality and kind of tobacco
smoked. Thus the cigar appears to
yield more formaldehyde than the pipe,
and the plim more than the cigarette.
I'osslbly the peculiarly Irritating prop
erty of the smoke Issuing from the glow
ing end of a cigarette or cigar or from
the bowl of a ple Is due to formalde
hyde. It has more than once lieen
stated that tobacco smokers enjoy an
Immunity from certain diseases, and
tbe frequent presence of a powerful an
tiseptic In the mouth, nasal passages
anil sometimes the lungs (as In the
ense of those who foolishly Inhale to
bacco smoke) would to some extent Jus
tify the statement. When It Is consid
ered that In the nose a vast numlter of
microbes are hourly deposited It Is con
ceivable that these may lie effectively
destroyed by the frequent passage of
toba-xv) smoke through that organ. In
tbe um way the organism exposed to
tobacco smoke In the mouth would succumb.
"Formaldehyde Is one of the most
powerful disinfectants we possess, one
part In 10,0s) parts of water serving to
destroy all microbes, while wicb a dilute
solution has practically no poisonous
action on the human organism. All the
same. It Is most undesirable that this
fact should stimulate the practice of
smoking tobacco to absurd excess, for
tobacco poisoning Is a greater rarity
than many person think, ond to em
ploy tobacco In abusive quantities for
the ike of destroying mlcroles might
amount possibly to killing the seeds of
one disease only to counteract another,
lesy Ga Persoas la Laadoa Malta
at LI la- tar Hriglag.
There are at present In this country
at least eight mell educated Individuals,
men and women, who are year by year
each making the income of a prosper
oua professional man by false, but clev
er, appeala to tbe wealthy appeals not
for amall sums, but for amounts rang
ing from 50 upward, aaya tbe London
Mail.
"Strangely enough," said a famous
detective, "there are people who, while
tbey would n"t give a sovereign, will
advance 50 almost without question."
The Charity OiganUuiiuu Society bus
records of several of these arUtocrata
of the begging-letter profession. In
each case they are clever, cultured peo
ple. One woman, the wife of a clergy
man who through ber baa lost bis liv
ing, has been engaged In the work since
1S7S, and la still prosperous. She
wrltea to well known wealthy charita
ble eople telling a restrained and lady
like tale of distress. It varies from tbe
plea that she la the elder sister of. a
family In reduced circumstances to the
story that she Is an orphan alone lu
Loudon. Some times she asks for
enough to start a amall business; at
other times tbe sickness cf vorloui
members of ber family is a great strain
upon her. She writes so nicely that
those who are liiiHHed upon think It
would be a shame to make Inquiries
about one who la ao evidently a lady;
ber Income may be gauged from the
fact that in one mouth alone she netted
110.
A middle-aged man in London Is now
engaged In writing to country gentle
men who were at Cambridge over ten
years ago, atatlug that he Is a doctor,
and that in the course of bis duties he
has come across an old Cambridge man
suffering from poverty and disease, who
has mentioned the name of the country
gentleman In question as a fellow stu
dent of veara iroue by. Substantial fi
nancial help Is suggested. The fre
quency with which it la forthcoming" la
surprising.
For the last fifteen years a woman
has been advertising In one of the lead
ing London dally papers asking under
various exeusee for the loan of 0. She
asks under different names at differ
ent times; but the Charity Organization
Society has reason to know that the
various names represent only one per
son. She Is believed to be doing very
well.
These are only aome of tbe swindling
experts. They escape because wealthy
vlctlma do not care to prosecute, owing
to the consequent work and annoy
a nee.
MAKING TORPEDOES.
Thoae
for Casta Are Pressed la
Shape by Molds.
Torpedoes are made In small houses,
each a sufo distance from any other,
und all together scattering over n good
sized area, says the rhlludelphla Kec
ord. The location Is usually on the
edge of or outside the town, sometimes
lu tbe mlilst of trees.
In making torpedoes In the sluie of
disks for use in caues, the Ingredients
are mixed In a large metal tray lu one
or more of the small buildings. The
mixture Is then transported to onother
building In which the molding Is done.
Flat metal sheets, filled with perfora
tions of the size of a completed disk,
are laid, one at a time, In front of the
workman, and he fills the perforations
with the toriietlo mixture. After fill
ing tbe molds are passed between roll
ers resembling those of a wringer. This
presses the torpedoes into the desired
form which they retain when they are
removed from the mold. In another
amall building girls work at placing
the torpedoes In tiny lioxes, and these
In turn are placed In larger ones ready
to be shipped.
Where canes are made of paper, the
hollow tubes are cut Into thirty-Inch
lengths or thereabouts by means of
machinery, which cuts an entire bun
dle at one time. This tubing Is pre
viously rolled Into a shape by skilled
hands, and the tubing for other fire
works Is rolled in tbe same manner.
There Is usually a large assembly room
In which the metal parts of the cane
and the wooden stalks or tubing are
united and properly Inspected and test
ed. Some of the large manufacturers em
ploy aa high as 3i people during
eight mouths, and perhaps l."0 during
the rest of the year. The manufactur
ers sell their goods to the Jobbers, and
the JoMiers usually have to have them
several weeks before the Fourth of
July In order to supply the large de
mand of such a great country as Amer
ica. The early winter la a very busy
time for the manufacturers. The light
est part of the year dates from two or
three weeks before the Fourth up until
about the first of September, and again
there Is a lull for a short time after
the Christmas holidays.
About Sept 1 the fireworks facto
ries begin making up their wares fur
the festivities of Christmas In the
southland. Fireworks are nsed quite
extensively In the south during tbe hol
idays of winter.
The Raasj af It.
What if the sky be dark and drear
Storm and sorrow near us.
Better to smile than sigh, my dear,
For tfme stsys not to hear us.
Tesrs and slirhs
Hut we toil alone.
And out o' the heartbreak
Comes tbe song.
Atlanta Constitution.
IVrOrtlr Wllllasr.
The Heavy Father (violently) Now,
see here, Molly, don't let me catch you
and young lKvecot flirting together In
the conservatory again.
(Jullelcss daughter (demurely) No,
father, yoa ahan't -The Rystander.
If we had an old fashioned brass
candlestick, we would put a candle In
It, light It, and look for tbe old fash
ioned woman who made peach cob
bler.
raralToroaa.
The 12 year-old sou of Charley Thorn-
as, near I'olksville. waa hurt In a most
unusual way a day or two ago. Mr.
Thomas has a blind stallion, and the
boy went to the stable to feed him, and
barefooted was tramping the bay down
Into the rack, when the horse made a
grab at bis foot and bit off one of his
toes. He not only bit the toe off. but
chewed It up and swallowed It Park
City News.
la the Alas.
"How much do you charge to look
through that telescope?"
"Ten cents,"
"I'.ut the fog la ao thick yon can't see
a thing." .
"Ah. when you can see anything we
charge 20 cents." Translated for Tales
from Fllcgende Cilaetter.
The only reason a woman has for
thinking a cow .la more Intelligent than
a ben la that it la easier to chase out
of a yard.
When the average woman looks In the
glass, she thlnka to herself 1 "1 am not
so bad looking."
Weary Wll!ie-CB rer lp a rids
under an auto? P Klue Naw,
that's where tbs ner staya.
Clipped.
Truthful. "Ho 40 take your
.task" ..i1 tba charlt.hi.
wife. "I take It mWJ rtra," replied
tbe tramp. '
"So you feel taut your autonwt.ne Is
perfectly safer "mt ' the time
when It Is In the rep11" hop."vash
iugton Star.
Toast "Father, whT do they call a
speech made at s banquet a toast?"
"My aon." was the r. "it 1. prob
ably because It U dry."
Cautlou. Mrs. N'f-IlrMBet, I
don't want you to build a Are in the
new stove until y W tu oven, so if
It doesn't bake I - ' It back.
"Does he bellevt In the survival of
the fittest?" "He dues-'' Uu what
ground?" "Why. b he's here and
that proves lf-San Frauciseo Call.
Mrs. X. You aw& to call me an
ougeL Mr. X. Well - Used to thluk
you were one. Mrs. X. And now?
Mr. X. And now 1 ' you were.
Cleveland Leader. '
Reporter Why l 11 that so many
people commit sulcldt lu the spring?
Dr. Thluktank I d-'t klw. I think
myself that a well or river would be
better. Flashlight
. "Step lively!" M1 the conductor.
"Not ou your life." responded the
grouchy pasenger. "If felt like dolug
that I'd walk aud beat your old car."
rhlludelphla Ledilff-
Ethel I allowed Pl one of your
poems and he wri iklihted. Scribbler
Indeed! Ethel YS said It was so
bad he thought you'd probably be able
to earn a living t tuniethlug else.
Judge,
Somewhat Miietl-A young man
who waa about to be married waa very
nervous, and, while asking for Infor
mation as to bow bt must act put the
question : "Is it klwtoaiary to cuss the
bride?"
"Isn't It splendid out here all alone?"
began Mr. lioreiui, who had found her
musing beside the quiet lake. "Yes,
replied Mlsa Bright, "I waa thinking
that very thing at yoo came along."
1'hlladelphla I'reM.
Mrs.Wldder (at tin loo r) I thought
I told you never to all again. Mr.
Loster I didn't com to see you,
madam. I came to collect a little bill.
"Ah I see er call again, won't
you?" Cleveland leader.
It waa a thankful Alma w ife that
sent tbe following m'omiiientlutlou to
a patent medicine firs: "Ueutlemen, be
fore taking your acMue I wua too
weak to spank my bi j.but now I can
lick my husband. "-XetAvied.
I'atlent Well, do. j-ou .thlnlt
I'm getttug well ail ykl? Doctor
Ob, yes; you still hav a(0od deal of
fever, but that uoesu t tro-,e nie "Of
course not if you wiat . fever It
wouldn't trouble me. cliora,
"I think my sjieech db ua question
will have some effect" fit has already
bad an effect" answert fcnator Sor
ghum. "You have cau.l t0 or more
questions to grow when4tl-e wni but
one before." Washlugbli ltar.
Young Lady to Clerk li Eyokstor
I am looking ror s:j'liiii.j suitable
for on old gentleman o uns Dee
married nrty years, tin you suggest
something? Clerk (prmnptly) "A
Half Century of Conflict. '-Life.
Mistress I am sorry to trouble you,
Bridget, but my husband Tfaut. U,
breakfast to-morrow al o:. JO. Cook-
Ob, It won't be no tbrouble at all. mum,
if he don't knock notlilu over wholle
eookln' It an' wake m up. Judge.
Bishop Never again preach against
a tdte.. .1
or reject ao-canea wxnn money.
Curate Yes, sir; but Bishop No
buta ; if we Intend to wcjssfully cora
iiete w 1th the devil on n4m lines we
must first ruin blin flna' lnlly. Life.
Young Husband I told le governor
1 thnturtit it would btsH'f we atart
. a - a
ed housekeeping at on Jioung Wife
And did he endorse tlo oplnlrn?
Young Husband Oh, J
the opinion all rlght-T"
try.
And thuti" said 11!"
asked me If I wouldn't aTy tbe first
man that came .long J Hunk of It!
"Year replied MM -Ideal
Dou't those obrW-djr "nnecea
sary questlona n.ak. jou. tlred?"-
I'hlladelphla I'ress.
Alaert-a iiH-T-"--They
have an original 7 of making
a .trite effective
makers are striking. TSe,a"
Moslem, and Spaniard 1 lack co
hesion of race and tol". " tha
their leader, felt
,0 keen, them In hand. U.t,
decl.W by general vote that no man
should bo allowed to central
omce which are. tW'- f
In old Algiers-even
so long a. the strike Jf
gets away by any 1 ?1
and cry until be I. recaptured and led
back. New York Tj-IWJ
War rmtZTrZi.
"If you marry him." "rJa
who was exhibiting j,mp,,,,UB of vio
lent displeasure. "I su.U '
to .upport lilm. but I b,re to J'
his debts, too!" ,..
But the pretty and r'"n
thing who was hang'.K
la,,ls was not moved hy tl "giiment
"Now. papa." she wuf k"ow
well enough that Heort 6'1" ' H.
just the same as other 00- M to
hi. debts. I've heard yo " red.
of time, that a man's debt, ought to be
paid." Brooklyn L-
Mallei. "',.
"How old I. your sister. 3r
"Sister give, me 23 cent not
to tell that a a cent for e1"
Cleveland I'laln Iealer.
Ajiv man can atti,,0 '
mall town by ridic. m
What is Castoria.
rASTOEIA Is a harmless .substitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, Drops anl
Soothing Syrups. It is pleasant. It contains neither Opium, Morphmo nor
other Narcotic suhstancc. Its ago is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays
Peverishness. It cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. It relieves Teething Troubles,
cures Constipation and riatulency. It assimilates tho Pood, regulates the Stomach
and BotcIs, giving healthy and natural sieep. The children's Panacea The
Mother's Priend.
The Kind You Have Always Bought, and which ha3 bocn la uso for over
30 years, has borne the signature of Chas. H. Plctcher, and has been made under
his personal supervision since its infancy. Allow no one to deceive you in this.
All Counterfeits, Imitations and " Just-as-good " are but Experiments that trifle with
and endanger the health of Infants and Children Experience against Experiment.
Letters from Prominent Physicians
addressed to Chas. (I. Fletcl.ero
Dr. F. Gerald Blattner, of Buffalo, N. arys: "Your Castoria ia cool
forvch!ldren and I frequently prescribe It, a'.wayi obtaining tha deirl
reatuta."
Dr. Guatava A. Elsengraeber, of St Taut, Minn., aaya: "I have used
your Castoria repeatedly in my practice with rood results, and can recom
mend it aa an excellent mild and harmlesa remedy for children."
Dr. E. J. Dennis, of St. Louis, Mo., aaya: "I have used and prescribed
your Castoria in my sanitarium and outside practice for a number of yeara
and find It to be aa excellent remedy for children."
Dr. H. A. Buchanan, of Philadelphia, Ta., aays: "I bare used your Cas
toria In the case of my own baby and find it pleasant to take, and have
obtained excellent results from lta use."
Dr. J. E. Simpson, of Chicago, III., aaya: "I have used your Castoria in
caaea of colic in children and La found it tho best medicine of its kind
on the market"
Dr. It E. Esklldaon, of Omaha, Neb., aays: "I find your Castoria to be a
st.-.ndard family remedy. It Is the best thins for Infanta and children I
have ever known and I recommend it"
Dr. L. R. Robinson, of Kansas City, Mo., ears: "Tour Castoria certainly
has merit Ia not lta as, ita continued U3e by mothers through all these
years, and the many attempts to imitate It, aufHclent recommendation?
What can a physician add? Leave it to the mothers."
Dr. Edwin F. Tardea, of New York City, aa-3: "For several years I hava
recommended your Castoria and ahall always continue to do so, as it haa
invariably produced beneficial results."
Dr. N. B. SIzer, of Brooklyn, N. says: "I object to what are calle.l
patent medlclnea, where maker alone knows what Ingredients are put ia
them, but I know the formula of your Castoria and advise its use."
oEHoiric CASTOR8A
Eeari the Signature of
I b.
Vegetable Preparation Tor As
similating the food and Res uur
ting Hie Stomachs oiid Dowels of
iiisi 1 i ll i i in
Promotes Digestion.Cheerful
ness arrf Rest .Contains neither
LhMum. Morphine nor MlaeraL
Not Narcotic.
Jmrlm SmI'
Vjt-ifcUar
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Rot." I.arrr Sasaaseraeld.
The Broadway frlenda of Larry Sum
merfield, tbe wireless wire tapper, were
greatly pleased yesterday to learn that
their old associate had been selected
as organist In the chapel at Sing Sing
prison. As there are several sets of ser
vices each Sunday, the new Job will
enable Larry to be away from bla cell
the greater part of the day.
Of all days the mont dreaded by the
Sing Sing prisoners Is Sunday. I hey
h.iva nn work to do then and must re
main In the cells except when attend
ing chapel services. There are two
chapels I'rotestant and Catholic. The
prisoners usually ottend both, ao as
to get awny from the close confinement
on Sunday.
aa nrirsnlfit. Summerncia win not
nniv oarsne the cell confinement on Sun
day, but will also have a few "evenings
out," as there are services several times
. woir in the evening. According to
the friends of Summerfleld, the wire-
runner WAS brouclit up amid rellgloni
surroundings and there waa an organ
In hla home. It Is said that he has
heen after the Job of organist for some
time. New York Sun.
Water Good Kriardr,
There is no remtiir w uiu nci"-iu,
,, i . -1 , t
application ana none o many uuiam
as water, and yet nine persons out of
ten will pas It by In an emergency to
seek for something of less efficacy, aaya
the National Magazine. There are but
few cases of Illness where water should
not occupy tbe highest place aa a reme
dial agent
A strip of flannel or a napkin folded
lengthwise and wrung out of hot water
and applied around the neck of a child
who haa croup, will usually bring relief
In a few mlnutea. A towel folded sev
eral times, then quickly wrung otrt of
hot water and Immediately applied over
the aeat of the pain In toothache or
neuralgia, will afford prompt relief.
This treatment In colic works like
magic. Cooes on record having resist
ed other treatment for hours, have
yielded to this treatment In ten min
utes. Pieces f cotton batting dipped
In hot water, then applied to all aores
and new cuts, bruises and spralna is the
treatment now generally adopted In
hospltala. Hot water taken freely a
half-hour before bedtime la an excel
lent cathartic In the case of constipa
tion, while it baa a most soothing ef
fect on tbe stomach and bowels. This
treatment continued for a few months,
together with proper attention to diet,
will alleviate mild cnee of dy-pcpsla.
Oar Red ord Mlaatrrla.
Tsmbo Kin yo te me, Miatah Pk,
why a ooe-lrgzd man is like a po' f a li
eu h?
Interlocutor Why, no, William; that
Is a little too derp for me. Wby is a one
lrrrd man bke a poor farmer?
Tambo 'Cause he cain't raise mo a
half a crop o' cawn.
Interlocutor Ladirt and g-ntlrmrn,
Mr. Blimber, the pleasing vocali-t, will
aow sing "Ih8rrt. Wine Tour Feet en
the Door Mat ; Ma Haa Scrubbed."
England's trsde with br colonies Is
much more valasble. dollsr fur dollar,
tha that with other countries, because
it aargely maaufacturta.
Reveasre.
The reporter bad been sent to rt sn
interview of the noted burglar who bad
been csught in the set snd was behind tha
bars st tbe police station.
"Tb boys say you put up a pretty atiff
fieht. Bill." ssid the reporter. "I'd like
to have your version of the affair. It
onclit to make a good story."
"It'll msks a good story, sll right,"
sullenly answered Bill, "but I'll see you
in I'ittslmrg before I'll give it to your
pnper. It wns in your society columns
tluit I saw the item that the lhompsnns
'.ltd shut up their house and gons away
for ths summer and they hiuln U
A Brote.
Poctor Te, madam, I simply adore
January. One can eat bonbona then.
I'atlent Why, doctor! I didn't know
you had a aweet tooth.
Doctor (chuikllng) Nor have I. It'a
the other fellow'a Indigiwtlon I like so
well. Translated for Tales from La
Sans Gene.
New l.ltrrarr Scheme.
There goes that new author In an
automobile." .
"Yes, tie's trying to get wrecked, and
so get a reputation." Atlanta Constitution.
Egan Dramatic and
Operatic School
Season 1906 and (907 Opens Sept. 15
Treparee for Dramatic and Operatic
Stage and places Graduates in six
months Forty Graduatea now with
traveling companies, bend for Cata
logue. Egan Dramatic and Operatic School
E(a Hill, Arcade BuiMlnr. Seattle.
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