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HUNDREDS KILLED Naples Building Is Crushed by Weight of Ashes. A CROWDED CHURCH COLLAPSES Devastated Section Is Covered With Ahe a Foot Deep Streams of Lava Almost Stationary. Naples, April 10. Reports of fatali ties consequent upon the er option of Mount Vesuvius are coming in. Ac cording to information received late to night, probably as many as 600 lives were lost. It is said that mora than 200 persons pirlshed In the district of San Giusep pe, where from the rains of a church which collapsed owing to the weight of ashes on the roof, 49 corpses wen ex. tricsted, and It is asserted that at Sor rento 27 peno is were killed by falling Louses. A frightful disaster has occurred in the center of this city following the eruptions of Mount Vesuvius. Two hundred people, it is estimated, were buried this morning in the ruins of tb market Monte Oliveto, when the roof -collapsed under the weight of cinders Ir )in the volcano. The exact number of psopl within the building at the moment of the ca tastrophe is not known, and the liet of fatilitiea is problematical. Cavalry proceeding to the succor of the inhabitants of the devastated sec tion have been unable to make any pro gress, the rain falling on the ashes a foot deep having made it impossible for the horses to travel. The streams of lava are almott sta tionary. Troop are ending barricades in the direction of Pompeii to prevent further damage in that quarter. ALL ARE CONVINCED. -Columbia Jetty Wins Easily In House Sub-Committee. Washington, April 9. -The rivers and harbors sub-committee of the house devoted more than two hours tdav to hearing Major Langfitt in behalf of Senator Fulton's bill appropriating 1400,000 for the jetty 'at the mouth of the Columbia river. Major Langfltt was subjected to a continuous flow of questions from the members of the committee and made a strong rase in anpport of the bill. He readily con vinced the five members of the sub committee that this proposition is en tirely meritorious and desjrving of im mediate and favorable consideration in the house Tomorrow the sub committee will make a report to the full committee and later in the day, it is understood, the Fulton bill will be reported to the house. As soon as the bill is reported, Senator Fulton will see Speaker Can non and urge him to fix a day for its consideration. It is not anticipated that its consideration will require much time, unless an iffort shall be made to attach numerous smendments providing for ether projects. LIMITS HOMESTEAD RIGHTS. Settlers Can Only Have a Farm Unit on Irrigated Land. Washington, April 10. Under an opinion rendered by the assistant attor ney general for the Interior depirtment ami spproved by the secretary of the interior, homesteaders who have taken np but not yet acquired tills to 100 acres under any government irrigation project will be obliged to relinquish to the government without any compwsa tlon all of their entry in excess of the farm unit that is adopted for the pro ject under which particular land may lie. II the farm unit be 40 acres. ths homesteader must relinquish 120 acres He cannot sell it to another party or turn it over to the Waterusers' associa tion; if the farm nnit be 60 acres, he must rel'nquish an equal area. Food Needed for 136,000. Washington, April 10. The latest ofllcial cable report received by the American National Red Cross from Ja pan states that the number of people who had to depend upon outside help is over 300.000. Of this number, mere than 12(1,000 require a supply of food and the rest are given work and are earning their own livlihood. The re lief work started by the government since the latter part of last year and the liberal contributions coming from the native and foreign peoples have Im proved the situation immensely. Hard Coal Mines Still Shut Down' Philadelphia. April 10 All of the mines in the lower and middle anthra cite coal districts are idle, while in the Lwkawana and Wyoming Helds a few hundred men have retnrned to work. There seeems to be little hope in the cotl flel Is that the negotiations in New York will result in an immediate term ination of the suspension of mining. ShonM the operators present a counter p-opositlon at tomorrow's meeting, it is rear.'etl certain that President Mitchell will ask for another adjourn ment to discuss its terms. Cure for Consumption. London, April 10 A dispatch from Tokio to the Pally Telegraph says that at a meeting of the medical societies of Japan, Pr. Ishidami, an eminent bac teriologist, announced the result of year's experience with an antitoxin against tuberculosis which he had dis covered, and. while, like other toxines, did not result in a rise in the patient's temperature. H asserted that the an titoxin had resulted in cures in an average of one-third of the patients. All Have Bubonic Plague, rhlladelohia. April 10. The sus picious casea of sickness on the steamer Burresfleld, from Bombay, which ia in quarantine here, are bubonic plsgua. The four patienU, all Lascara, are Iso OFFER TO ARBITRATE. Miners Willing to Let Conciliation Board Settle Trouble. New York, April 6. Having failed to come to an agreement themselves, the bard coal miners of Pennsylvania, through their representatives, todsy proposed to the operators that all mat ters in dispute be referred to a board of arbitration for settlement, the tribunal to be composed of the board of concili ation which was created by the award of the Anthracite Strike commission in 1903, with Judge Gray, of Delaware, or any person he may appoint, as chair man and umpire. If the operators ac cept the proposition and a convention of mineworkers approves the plan, the lfiO.OOO men now idle in the anthra cite fields will returu to work at once. While it bad been reported for several days that the miners might ask that the differences be arbitrated, the prop osition came to them as a great sur pflse, as they did not believe the anion leaders were ready to leave the contro versy to a third party at this time. That the operators will accept the miners' proposal as submitted is not generally believed; in fact, it Is inti mated they may flatly refuse ths offer, on the ground that existing conditions are the result of arbitration. The em ployers have decided to consider the miners' latest move and promise to give President Mitchell and his men an answer on Monday, when another meeting of the two sub-committees will be held in this city. Tbe anthracite boa d of ccnciliation consists of six membtra three repre senting the operators and three the miners. This board held frequent ses sions during the last three years, settling loi-a disputes in the anthracite region. The award of the strike com mission provided that, when it could not agree, a Federal judge in the Third judicial district should appoint an umpire, who should make a decision. Judge George Gray, president of the strike commission, nude the appoint ments. During the first two years he selected Carroll P. Wright, ex-United States commissioner of labor, as the umpire, but during the last year Charles P. Neill, the present labor commissioner, acted as the arbiter. FURIOUS WITH FOREIGNERS. Chinese Excited by Picture of Magis trate Killed by Priest. Pekib, April 6. The Nanchang affair of February last, during which a Chi nese magistrate met death as the result of a diepute with French Catholic mis sionaries which caused a riot and the killing of a number of French and Brit ish missionaries, continues to inflame the Chinese. The native papers in the north of China this week print pictures of the magistrate's corp'e, showing his wounds, with sensational articles writ ten la a style which appeals to the lower classes, exhorting the people not to forget the outrages and to prepare to defend themselves against foreign bru talities. The belief that a French priest mur dered the magistrate is universal and probably no other incident ever excited such widespread resentment against the missionaries. In many place the Catholic converts and the other Chinese are living on the basis of armed neu trality, and but for the presence of the troops stationed near the missions by the government's orders, the slightest friction would result in massacre. Disturbance in Coal Field. Philadelphia, April H. The situa tion in the coal fields remains un changed. Occasional disturnancea are reported from various sections, but they are regarded as inconsequential. As a result of the attacks mvle on the breakers of the Fernwood colliery, the Erie, company, which owns the land occupied by the mineworkers, hat er dered them to vacate the property. The miners are said to have shot out nearly every window in the breaker. A detail of state police today arrested seven Italian laborers at Mocanaqua, near Wilkesbarre, who yesterday pre vented non-union men from operating the West End washery. They were sent to jail. Wants All Railroads Appraised. Washington, April 6. By unani mous vote today the National associa tion of Railway commissioners adopted the resolution of B H. Mnyer, of Wis consin, offered yesterday, declaring it to be the sense of the association that the congress of the United States should anthoriss and direct the Interstate Commerce commission, or some other department of the Federal government, to ascertain th inventorv value of all railways in the United States, and to fix a valuation on the railway property of each state separately. -Heyburn Smells Big Rat. Washington, April 8. Senator Hev burn today introduced a resolntion c til ing on the Forest service for a statement of receipts from the ssle of timber, grsxing and other privileges granted in forest reserves last tear. Under the law this money for the next five vears will be expanded in the administration and extension of forest reserves; ap proximately $700,000 was received las yesr. Mr. Heyburn believes the Forest service has been purposely including caiislderable grsxing land in reserves in order to swell its fund. Viosca Hat Bsen Vindicated. Waahinotnn. Anril 8. -Char.es made against James Vioscs, the American vice consul at La Pax, have been inves ttgsted by the State department and the Navy department, and the resnlt ia a camplete vindication of Mr. Viosca. It was charged by Clmles Pauson, who, until his death a short time igo. was employed at the United States na val coaling station at Pichilinque bay, that Viosca withheld part of the py of employes at the station. Will Build Island for Fort. Washington, April 6. The creation of an artifical island in the middle of the entrance to Ch- sapeake bay is pro posed by the Joint board on coast de Unmm aa an ahaolnt essential to the defense of the National capital and the cities of Baltimore, aortoiK, Newport and even Richmond. The gov ernment will dump stone on the middle gronnd as foundation lor a ton. THLUUJNGJKESCUES fire Cuts OH Escape la Portland Chamber of Commerce. ONE MAN FALLS TO HIS DEATH Tongues of Flama Leap From Eighth Floor and Make Rescue Almost Marvelous. Portland, April 7. Flames that sprang np as from a magician's wand swept the upper part f the Chamber of Commerce block at 2:30 o'clock yester day afternoon, wrecking the Commer cial club and imperiling scores of lives. With the swirling, fearful speed of a whirlwind, great red sheets of fire and dense vol a me of smoke passed from room to room - if in a fiendish bnnt for human life. Doseos of people, caught unawares, scurried before the deadly blast with death at their heels. The one to forfeit bis life was Homer II. Hallock, an employe of the Willasa ette Valley Traction company. With smoke and flame close behind bim, Mr, Hallock attempted to climb from a Commercial club window to a fire es cape leading down the interior court of ths building. The fire escape was six feet away. It was a desperate under taking, and the unfortunate man failed. His body plnnged down seven stories to a skylight on the second floor. He was killed instantly. The fire department was quickly on the scene, nearly every piece of fire ap paratus in Portland being brought into service. The firemen performed cour ageous and effective service. While part of the force bushd itself laying hose and directing streams of water, others were at the equally dangerous taik of rescuing those whose retreat had been cut off in the upper stories. The extension ladder fell 30 feet short of the imprisoned men, and scal ing ladders were need to reach the six men imprisoned on the eighth floor. Tom Richardson, manager of the Com mercial club, was among this number, and when the firemen reached him it looked as though neither would get down alive. Some 60 persons who were in the upper stories reached safety by the fire escapes. The damage to the Chamber of Com merce building will reach $100,000 fully insured, and the Commercial club $40,000, with $20,000 Insurance. The personal losses to occupants of the building, such as lawyers and physici ans, is not known, but It is estimated they will reach several thousand dol lars. INSURANCE REFORM BILLS. Rapid Progress in Driving Them . Through Legislature, Albany, N. Y, April 7. The bills proposed by the special investigating committee passed another stage of their progress today toward the statute books in the senate committee of the whole. Of the hills introduced by the com mittee originally ten, but since con solidated into seven four have pass! the assembly, and are at the stage of third reading or final passage in the senate on the way to the governor. These are the bills designated: First, to restrict lobbying by requir ing registry of "legislative agents": second, relative to the acquisition of real p operty by life insurance compan ies; third, making contradictory state ments under oath presumptive evi dence of perjury, and fourth, forbid ding rebates. A fifth, the bill further penalising falsification or omission of material matters in the booki and records of corporations, has passed the assembly, but was amended in the senate, and the bill must return to the assembly for concurrence. The so called "big bill" generally amending the insurance laws and em bodying most of the radical reforms in insurance methods, was advanced to the third reading in the senate to lay. The seventh bill, that forbidding campaign contributions by corpora tions, was temporarily laid on the ta'jle today with the consent of its friends. Increase in Foreign Commerce. Washington, April 7. According to a bulletin, issued by the department of Commerce and Lalor, the exports from the United States for the first eight months of the fiscal year 1906 were $190,000,000 in value in excess of those of the corresponding months of 1905. The imp iris for the eight months of 1908 are $71,0 )0,001) greater than for the corresponding period of 1905. The growth in exports of msnu lectures has been $45,000,000, and in sgricnltnral prolncts, $133,000,000 over the same period last year. Transport Lawton Off for Samoa. Mare Island. Cal.. AdmI 7. The transport Lawton left the navv rard todsy for San Francisco, en route to lutuila, Bamoa. The vessel is under the command of tCommander John T. Parker, who relieved Commander Wil liam Winder yesterday. The transport cartiea a full complement of men for the U. a. S. Adsms, at Tutuila, as well as a large supply of stores and provisions for the naval station at that place. She will bring tack the men who form the present crew of the Adams. Heyburn's Useless Inquiry. Washington, April 7. The senate today passed Heyburn's resolution call Ing for a statement . of receipts from sales of timber an leases within forest reserves. The Information asked for will avail Mr. Heyburn nothing, since the reform be seeks to bring about is already under way. This money, here tofore spentrithout the knowlelge of congress, is hereafter to be expended hv direction of congress. This takes the meat oat of Mr. Heyburn inquiry. Thieves Loot Monitim. Roetoff, province of YsrosUv, Russia, April 7. Thievee looted the Troitae Warnltskl monastery on the night of apru o ana got away wun iZ3,uuu and a quantity of valuable articles. WOMAN CONTROLS A BANK. Tort Me- la the proud claimant of the only woman bank president in New England, aire, tnrsoetn Bur lelh Davidson. She la the head of the York County National Bank. .The bank was organised In February, 1993, with Janies T. Davidson president and W. M. Walker vice president Mrs. Davidson at that time was very mu Interested In her home duties. And these home duties were aa arduous as the duties of the bead of the bank, for In the Davidson family there were six livelr children. In Wot Mr. Davidson died. Vice President Walker was elect ed aa bis successor ana Mrs. Davidson, to tha general surprise of Maine teo- ple, was made vice president of the institution. Mrs. Davidson was very well In formed on the business of the bank. Iteslde. she Is possessed of a bright and alert mind. She stepped Into the active life of the Institution as though she had worked in the world of finance for many years. From the beginning of her financial career she showed much enthusiasm and acumen. Every day she spent severs! hours in her of fice, consulted the directors on Invest ments, and even ventured to suggest many avenues for profitable use of the funds. The other officers ceased to regard her as a woman ; they accepted her on a basis of masculine ability ; they re garded her as one of themselves. Con sequently, when the president of the bank died, In 1903, the directors unani mously elected Mrs. Davidson to the office. In her higher position she showed even greater activity and sa gacity. She assumed undisputed con trol of the Institution. Other banking men In the State, when they heard of her, smiled ; later they said she waa a very bright woman. Thoy came to have much respect for her financial shrewd ness and cleverness. This Institution with a woman at Its head is locuted In the vIllHge center, near the old gaol, with the ancient courthouse and old Congregational church for other nelghliors. It Is housed In a neat, comfortable $12,000 building a building as up to date as any small bank building in New Eng land. Mrs. Davidson Is very proud of the attractive quarters of the York County National Hank. USE TONS OF PRINT PAPER. Immense Quantities of Material Re qui red In Government Work. One of the largest items of expense In connection with the government print ing office Is the tralnlonds of paper re quired yearly to keep pnee with tho growing demands for Information re garding the ooratlons of the govern ment, says the Washington Star. Over fsoo.otm was spoilt last year for this material. The printing for both houses of Congress consumes a large jMirtlon of the total amount required by the ofllce. Altout twenty carloads of 24 by 82 su per-calendered paper ore required ench year for the printing of bills, and a large quantity of ordinary hook paper Is used In the printing of the documents, reports and other work of that charac ter coming from the capital. The pn;er used for the large Record presses Is urehnsed In 4S-Inoh rolls of S50 pounds each. Some Idea of the large amount of paper required to print this official pub lication Is gained from the statement that two years ago, during the first two months of the last Congress, twelve car loads of these huge rolls were required There Is little liability for paer of an Inferior quality lx-lng worked off on the government printing office, the pa llor warehouse lielng prepared to thor oughly test each shipment to compel conformity with the standard establish ed for the various grades. A delicate mechanism Indicates the thickness of the sheet, a novel paipr tester automati cally records tli tensile strength and an acid test Indicates the presence of ground wood which has not been prop erly treated with chemicals. The stand ards are established by the samples sub mitted by the bidders, and subsequent deliveries must conform to this sched ule. The use of paper at Uncle Sam's big print shop also Involves th questlou of printing Inks, The dally require ments are said to be between 4 and Win pounds. During the winter season the Congressional Record Consumes an average of 7j to SO pounds ir night The Inkronm contains the pmior ma terials for the finest cuts or the most hurried and cheap work. Especially de sirable Is the different qualities of Ink for the different character of the work In hand and the guallty of th paper used. . Wis Fellow. "I have recently taken up with the literary business,' says a Georgia broth er, "but have decided that it will be wise to keep th old fsrm going Just the same." Atlanta Constitution. An optimist la one who so grestly exsggerates the else of the blue patrbes In his aky that be la constantly getting caught In the rain without an umbrella. uaa. euzabetii b. iiaviBso:. TOPICS OF THE TIMES. I A CHOICE SELECTION OF INTER. E3TINQ ITEMS. Comments and CrltlcUm Baaed L'poa tb Happenings of tan Day-Hlatori cal and News Nats. I fa a wis diplomat that know his own treaty when the Senata aeta through with It And now It U asserted that you can drive an elevator trust through the Sherman law. A Seattle Judge recently granted thir teen divorces in seventeen minutes. And business was dull that day, too. King Edward's state of health la again causing alarm In England, but Ireland isn't worrying much about it Still, It doesn't follow that every man who refralna from laughing la a mil lionaire. Dyspepsia Is as bad aa money. No more mystery about that unrest America sent 722,ooo.ooo cigarettes to China last year. U-f a apologias, if atlll we can. Who says the life insurance scan dal didn't hurt? The Equitable last year Issued $81,000,000 leas in policies than the year before. Dr. Mary Walker refuses to tell how old she Is. This proves that it is Im possible to make a man of a woman but putting trousers on her. Chauncey Dopew's "cantankerous friend up the river" has not been heard from for some time, l'erhaps be Is now busy getting a living by working for it The practice of carrying bombs In the hair Is not one that can be rec ommended The only weapons that can te carried there with safety are the switch and the hatpin. J. Plerpont Morgan has paid $50,000 for a collection of mnuuscrtpts of Hub ert Hums, the plowboy poet We hasten, for the benefit of Indiana poets, to add that Mr. Hums is dead. In Philadelphia the other day one man tried to kill another after they had quarreled over a gout Even In the case of the goat comedy and tragedy may be separated by but a whisker. Tobacco Is a necessity and ice cream Isn't rules a Pittsburg Justice in pass ing on the Sunday laws. And yet the opponents of equal suffrage insist that women are adequately represented In the government Does Mr. John I). Rockefeller, Jr, think that Joseph, of the Egyptian corn corner, the object of his sincere admira tion, would have lieen Justified in run ning away from Potlpbar'a wife if she had been- a subpoena server? London omnibuses carry seven times over the entire population of the United Kingdom in one year. Omnibuses pass the Hank of England at the rate of nearly eleven to the minute during the busy time of day, and those passing lu an hour would make a procession two and one-half miles long. Speaking of foreign trade,' one would never Judge from the trade statistics that the United States and Spain were not only saying mean things of each other, hut actually fighting, less than eight years ago. For imports into this country from Spain have Increased from $3,WK),(HK) in 1807, the last year prior to the Spanish war, to fS.BOO.OOO In 10O.T" and exports have Increased from $11,000,000 to $17,000,000 In the same period. Germany Is not content to give every child a good schooling and backward children a siwelal schooling, but con templates "schools for the gifted." The Idea Is that the brilliant and promis ing should not be kept back by work ing along with ordinary classes.. No objection can be made to any plan for more and better schools, but it may be (minted out that the brilliant and the gifted are usualy able to take care of themselves. Sclnols are necessary not for genius, but for the common run of mediocrity into which most of us are born. The true wealth of Hie country Is In Its people, Its upright faithful, intelli gent citizens, who fnce their dally toll cheerfully, love their homes and fami lies, are kind and hospitable to rrleixls .n.i neighbors and ready to lend a hand to the weak and helpless every where. Ana the pride or sucn a peo r.i ! in Its men and women who ore eminent for usefulness, for ability, for leadership In Intellect and benefWnee, In exploration and discovery and Inven tion. There are many sucn men who give up their lives to quiet patient work for the teneflt of mankind, who nnver exnlolt themselves and whose achievement Is little known outside a comparatively narrow circle. There Is more trouble ahead for the nutomoblllsts. In five years or there abouts the question of fuel may become for them a very serious one. Gasoline, for which there has boon such a re markable demand In the last ten years. Is much higher In price than It was when the demand Iwgan. but that isn't the worst feature of the case. In a few years there may be no gasoline, or there will be so little of It In propor tion to the amount wanted, that the price will I prohibitive-. Alcohol, It Is suggested, may come to the rescue, but In order to get It at as low a figure as we now get gasoline It will le neoes sry for amny orsons to change their minds. The Internal revenue tax on spirits must be taken off If alcohol Is to be put on the list of automobile fuels. And that will come to pass ever? Somebody w snts to know If boots are made any more. They are. Your Un cle Hlrsm, who will be St his next birthday, and who flouts all new-fangled things from automobiles to pat ent cornshellera, wesrs boots. He aaya tbe rheumatism would be the death of him without calfskin leg coverings, and there la still a limited market for boot-Jack- If Ton "I" tud U" (oo C0T ring of men and women for tb last century you will be surprised to see how sensible folks are getting. We wear shoes Instead of boots because they are neater, more comfortable, leaa expensive and not at all clumsy. It would be next to Impossible for Dame Fashion to make us get back to boots. Henry Plantagenet I Kike of A a Jon. wore shoes, the points of which were two feet In length. That waa for the punose of hiding an excrescence on one of his royal feet People who had no excrescences on their feet followed suit They had to. In the reign of Queen Mary, square toea were the rage, until a royal proclamation waa Issued that no slioes were to be worn with tbe toes more than six Inches square. A good many of tb foolish fashions have bad their day, and hu manity has decided that the best fash Ion Is the moat comfortable one. In this country a single shoe firm has an output worth a million dollars a month. We are tbe greatest shoe manufacturers In the world. Our shoos go to all nations. They find Increas ing favor because of their cheapness, durability and elegance. Alt of which speaks well for the enterprising manu facturer and the common- sense of the people of America, At the last meeting of the National Educational Association one of the most Interesting and Important reports came from the committee which had been appointed to Investigate the mat ter of secret fraternities In high schools. Those who are familiar with the school life of to-day are aware that In many of the high schools there are Greek-letter eoclotlcs, organized In much the same way as tbe college fra ternities which they seek to Imitate. They have pins, "countersigns," "grips" and special forms of Initia tion, and are secret In their meetings, "rituals" and punmses. The rciort of tbe committee was an Indictment so se vere that It ought to reivlve the con sideration of parents all over the coun try. The charges against the "frater nities" are that they are factional, and stir up contention; that they form premature and unnatural friendships ; are selfish and snobbish, dissipate en ergy and ambition and set wrong stand ards of excellence; that they Inculcate a feeling of self-sulllclency in the mem bers, lessen frankness and cordiality toward teachers, foster dark-lantern methods, encourage habits of extrava gance. Introduce politics Into the school and detract attention from study. This Is a pretty serious Indictment yet there Is no question but that In the main. It Is true. In public schools es pecially, where the alms should he purely democratic, anything which builds up cliques Is to be condemned. The high school fraternities are only one manifestation of a Juvenile pre cocity which shows Itself In many oth er waya. Graduation has become "com mencement," and Includes "class day," with special class officers and fre quently a reception and dance. En graved programs must be paid for and a band hired. Evening dress has taken the place of the more sensible "Jacket" and the gowns of the young women are more elaborate and exieiislve. Pipes and cigarettes appear more frequently In the mouths of the boys. Tbe toga vlrllls may be attractive, but It Is nn Ill-fitting and unbecoming garment on tbe figures which have not yet out grown the toga praetexta. PUT THE ANIMALS TOGETHER. Their Effort to Krrp Warm Pnt an End to Their Hostilities. Men are sometimes advised to tako a lesson from the animals, and a story told by M. Ungues lo Hon i would seem to Indicate that they are at least quite capable of Intelligent reasoning, says the London GIole. M. le Itoux has traveled extensively, and at his place, not far from Paris, he likes to study the animals he has brought back from his wanderings. He has at present In his amateur menag erie a Saharan gazelle, a young Italian wolf, two fox terriers and a mare and her fool. At first oil these animals were on the very worst of terms with one another. The wolf had his shoul der put out of Joint by the gazelle In an encounter in which ho was given to understand that the gazelle did not care to be dlsturlied In her dally prom enades. The mare could not bear the fox terriers, and If they ever veil turned near her box when she was suckling her foal she wos ready to make a meal of them. The various members of the menag erie would probably have continued to maintain toward one another on at titude of enmity and defiance had not an accidental circumstance put an end to their mutual hostility. At the com mencement of winter workmen began to demolish the kennel and take the roof off the stable. All the animals were exposed to cold and rain. How to keep them comfortable was at length solved by an Ethiopian sol dier whom M. le Itoux had brought back with him to Franco. "All these animals are cold," he argued, "liecause they are separate. I'll put them to gether." Had he consulted his master before doing so be could certainly not have ohtslncd iiermlsslon, for M. . le Itoux, knowing their hostility toward one another, would have forbidden such a plan for fear of the consequences. Hut when he went Into the garden one day to give his ts a carrot he found them all collected together. The millennium had srrlved the gazelle and the wolf were lying down togeth er, the mare and the fox terriers had become reconciled, snd In the common warmth and comfort which they Joint ly shared all thought of hatred hail vanished. Appropriate. "Funny thing hapis-nod at the Lotta-do-Hunchoflt wedding." "What wss that?" "Tbe preacher got rattled at having to marry two such wealthy rona and be got the wedding ceremony mixed np with the funeral service. Started lu Dust to dust!'" Clevelsnd Leader. Grander Than In Alps. Teacher Johnny, for what Is Switz erland famous? Scholar Why m'm Swiss cheese, "Oh, something grander, more Impres sive, more tremendoue." "Urn burger?" Cleveland Leader. LIM Boston Girl Are you a cot tager? Little Harlem Hoy No, I'm flatterer. Life. He Millionaires are very common nowadays. She Some of them alway were! Detroit Free Tress. II Don't you think that som of her aaylugs are smart? She They aren't but they do. Hrooklyn Hfe. The Small Chap Say, Papa, what ia ths race problem? Papa Picking winner. Kansas City Independent "Jones went to Maine to get back to nature." "Did be?" "Ye, got shot by mistake for a deer, and la now burled." Town Topics. "I don't believe I'm the only girl you ever loved. Fred?" "Why, dear est? "Because you klsa aa If you were were used to It" Chip. "I It necessary to enclose stamp? asked the poet "More necessary, even, than to enclose poetry," rescinded tb editor. Philadelphia ledger. Jasper Who la that fine looking man over there? Jumpupe That? Oh, that Is one of our most highly sua tected citizens. Town Topic. Cholly Hah Jove, y' know, Mis Savvaru said I looked like an extreme ly clevah man." IVlly Did she say who the clever man was? Cleveland I.eader. Weary I tell you how to make money. Huy thermometer now and sell 'em next July. Heery What for? Weary They're bound to go up New York MalL The Rejected Do you refuse me on account of my poverty or on account of myself? The Hejoetress Neither It's wholly on my own account Civ land Leader. Mrs. Tawker Why, my husband would descend to any depth, however low, for money I "A criminal, ehf "No, he's a professional diver." Pitts burg Gazette. "How Is your new girl, Mrs, Up more? I beard she was sick." "She" Improving. She was able to sit up this morning and give notice." Chi cago Tribune, "I understand tbe author of that popular song got ouly $."00 for writ ing It" "Oh, well, perhaps It waa a first offense. Did be pay the fine?" Philadelphia Ledger. "Old Goldrox has gone bankrupt You don't say I What was th trouble?" "Sjient all his money trying to lenrn how how to live the slinpl life," Milwaukee Sentinel. "Wha'd be get fired for?" "Pig headed. Couldn't get him to set Rus sian names anyway except by leaning bis elbow on the key-board of the ma chine." Indlanopolls News. Teacher Henry, what Is your ex cuse for being absent from school yes terday? Schoolboy (In Washington) Teacher, I was paired with Jimmy Klrkbrlde. Chicago Tribune. Mrs, Nexdore I bought a new plec of mivic for my daughter to play, and I guess she'll master It soon. She waa trying all afternoon. Miss Pepprey Indeed, she was; very I Philadelphia Prees. Kind Lady If I give you something to ent will you wash your face and hands? Poor IIoImo Youse misunder stood me, lady; I said I win hungry I didn't say I wui starvln' and des perate. Ex. Dorcas The operation was ucce ful, but the potlent couldn't survlv the shock. Mrs. Dorcas Gracious I How careless to let a poor man In hi condition find out whnt the operation cost. ruck. "You talked all through my solo, said the musician, a little resentfully. "Oh, that's all right," said the self sufficient sage, "I wasn't saying any thing you would care about hearing." Washington Star. The Lady I have only S cents to give away this morning. To which of you two shall I give It? The Ilolso Give It to Panhandle rote, mum; he' bought dls route o' me, an' I'm Just takln' him over de ground. Ex. Mrs. Klobbs (severely) I've been lying awake these three hours waiting for you to come home. Mr. Klubba (ruefully) Gee! And I've been stsy Ing away three hours, waiting for yoo to go to sleep. Cleveland lender. "Now," shouted the Socialistic street orator, "let us ask of ourselves, calmly, 'What Is the question of the hour with the worklngmonr" "Usually," re plied the observant citizen, "It's, Say t Is It 12 o'clock yet T "Philadelphia Press. "I suppose your feelings sometime leod you to say more than you Intend," said the man who odmlres oratory. "Never," onswered Senator Sorghum. "but It sometimes hapiens that my In tentions lead me to say more than I feel.".- Washington Star. "Funny thing," began Stlnglman, try. Ing to get some medical advice free "I know a man who gets neuralgia so bad at time he simply yells with pain. What would you do In a case Ilk that?" "Why," replied Dr. Wise, "I'm afraid I'd yell with pain, too." Phila delphia Presa. "I'v called." said the lady, "to thank you for th notice you gav my 'History of Female Suffrage,' but by the way, you had one odd typographi cal error. You soke of me ss 'a new h-l t-e-r-l-c-a-l writer.'" "That' no replied the llfprsry editor, "'hysterical should be spelled with a y." Phila delphia Ledger. Qalta . Towns I wonder why young ftad ley doesn't aettl down? Hrownt" Oh ! I suppose that goe against tbe grain. Towne Whst grain? Hrowne Well, ths wild oata. Phil adelphia Presa. The first day a boy starts to school be hear. "Come atrslght horn with out stopping on the rosd to plsy," and be bear tb am thing from th llr of som woman till th end of hi ur. lated.