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oooooooooooooo M -w ass i ti rv P THE SOUND OF THE SEA j Dy Zue Anderson Norrls r.,j.i cVil. jarf, by 4Hcira JVorrls 6OO0OOQ0OOOOO0 k f KISil.l, standing at tbe window I VI of tlx room, lield a aeashcll to 1 N '"'r mr' 0n " 0lfl table wax a vim, a aea cull with wing curved curiously under for tliH holding of llowcrs. Her W-ft hand rested oil till' glill. ' In I Ik- rear or the room among a laughing crowd ant Ernest 'He waa busily engaged lu drawing caricatures. A yoiniK girl drew near to Nelsha. "Why do you hold the shell to your car mi long?" alio asked. "I am listening," she explained, "to the Hound of the aea. No matter how fur Inland yon tnk It, a htll like thla. It sing of tlie sea. It la like the aoul singing of eternity." "Xelsha, Nelsha!" voices came calling from the other end of the room. "Cornel Huve your enrlcatur drawn. Look! "A LITTI.B THIS WAtT HI COMMAHDEU. Such ears, such noses, aacb mouths! Htiind Btlll for youra. There, Erncat, she ixwes. Commence."' Ernest took a fresh sheet of paper. Ho sharpened his encll to a point. "A little thla way!" be commanded. "Now." And he acratched It swiftly over the paer, drawing. The others gathered around him. some kneeling hy hla aide, othera lean iug over. "isplendid!" tlicy cried. "Ob, Nelsha, If you could only ace! It la worse thnn ours. Those eyes!" They laughed convulsively, one girl ontll she coughed. l!y and by Krnest, rising, presented the picture to Nelsha, wltb an elab orate, how in which tho allin white of Lin fingers groteiuely awept the floor. Bhe Ics.Wed at the akctcb a moment, frowned almost Imperceptibly and laid it back on the table. Krucst reached out hla band for It. "Shall I tetir It up?" he asked. "No," replied Nelsha. "Ieare It there. I want It for future reference." . The chill of her manner fell npoo tbe rest. Tlicy dispersed In twoa and threes, some going to the tnuslc room, where they played duets and sang snatches of song; othera to tbe little Turkish parlor glimmering through the width of open doors crlmaonly distant, end the two were left alone. ,"I have offended yon," aald Ernest, adding, "It aeeme to me that here lately I am alwaya offending yon." "It la hardly your fanlt," she re turned gently. "It la the fault of cur natures; that la all. They clash." "Sit hero," he begged, pushing for ward chair, "and let tia talk about It." She sat down and Idly took tip tbe caricature. He, opposite, watched ber face as she atudled It. "And thla la how yon aee me," ahe mused. "There is something abnormal about It. The artist nature ia perforce peculiar, else It would not be artist. It la almost impossible,,' The nature cf tbe caricaturist Is impossible. To see people and thlnga so distorted snggesta distortion In the one who sees. It Is as If your mind were twisted X ray which fantastically reveals the skele ton." Leaning back In tbe armchair he had taken, he regarded her cut of amused eyes. "Go on," he Insisted. "Don't spar niy feelings." lie said ! laughingly, but there waa a cynical lock about bis mouth that ahe had got to know. "The picture Is aa I shall look ten years hence." she went on. "If you are ahraya to see me ten years older than I am, all the saints and angela protect me! Such foresight la rife for the breeding of Unhnpplnesa. You cross bridges before you get to them, Nelsha. You borrow trouble." "Sometimes It is Just as well. Er nest." "Yes." "We shall never be happy together." "If It was the drawing of the picture. Nelsha. that was a little thing. Let nie tear It np and let It be aa if It had never Nen drawn. Will you?" "Life Is made up of little thlnga. They are tlx- straws that show the way the wind Is Mowing. No; don't tear it up. I want It for future reference, as I said. I want to be reminded by It that if I should be married to yon not only my face, hut niy every action, would lK distorted thus." "No, no!" Yes. And that Is not all. We are too alike fur happiness -both sensitive as flower, Utth Jealous. We quarrel now; we would quarrel then. After pianlage the waking up la nut so sweet' 8fig HIS ill SVVjt as before, 'it grows luouotonous, auJ then come the sleepless ulgbta and tbe tears tbe tears. Alrvudy wltb me they bare comuienced. The night you kissed Mabel I waked at 4 o'clock and never closed niy eyea aguln. I lay still, hulf heartbroken, watching the pattern of Uie paper on the wall grow out of diui bum and tuke to Itself Its old fantastic shape lu the light of the dawn." "Mabel la hardly seventeen. She la only a child." "t'hlldreu grow to be women, and soon. Kuppoao we were married and two year from uow she came to our house aud you kissed her again." Klie tapped trembling tlugers on the ann of her chair. "I should Uie of It," ahe faltered. He drew up his chair nearer, and, taking the trembling fingers In his own, he caressed tliem. .. Somewhere or other In Orliuui'a fairy tales," be said, "there la Just this sort of story. Isn't there a girl who goes down In the cellar and sit there weeping because some day she might marry and tlu storks might tiring her little child and the little child might fall down tlie steps to that cellar way and break Its legr" "It Is only when you love a man," ahe continued to muse, following kj ber own train of thought, "that yoj. lose the blessed sleep that knits up the raveled sleeve of care." "Iddu't I come to you early the nest morning and comfort you. Nelsha?" "Her kiss waa on your lip."'sho inl aw erod. -With a shrug of hla shoulders he laughed. "You are ridiculous." he affirmed. "Once you were mine," she resumed, ns If be had not gKken. "I should want yon to lie all mine. So far us I hare been able to Judge, no man ever belonged solely to one woman. There fore, since the thing Is lmitossinle, It Is best to tear ourselves apart liefore it Is too late." Tie dropped her fingers. "You speak very coldly of tearing ourselves apart, Nelsha," be com- plained. "I am not cold, but I scent nnhnp. plness. Living alone la a negntlve tin happiness. Living together would be positive." After a time: "Besides, I am a rover," ehe sighed "Already I have stayed In this one place too long. I begin to grow rest' less again." - "If yon put your head on my showl der a little while wouldn't that take away your restlessness?" "For a little while, perhaps; but it would return, and then I should have to go back again to my Mother Nature for comfort She comforts with flow ers, with dew, with soft, sweet breezes, but most of all with tbe sea. The moan of It, the Bob, the sometime sigh; Its lights rose lights, white lights, soft mellow lights of the setting sun drift ring while yon look Into the silver shim mer of a crescent moon. I long for tho aea." "Nelsha. you mnke me sad, ns sad sitting there, as If you were alone, longing for the sea. You are not ulone, my sweetheart. I am here." She regarded htm with a gar.e that seemed not to see htm. "For months I have studied you," she began. "You have given me much hap- WI SHALL NXVXH BE HAPPT TOUKTHKU." plness, but more unhapplness. If yon ad not overbalanced the happiness with the unhapplness, yon would not have been a man." There come n look about his moutii which was like that of a hurt child. Phe had grown to know that also. 'Y'on have many lovable qualities," aho soothed, "but with the exaggera tion of the artistic temperament you possess nti exaggerated power to hurt. This you make use of frequently. My life with you would be part ecstatic tttpplness and part acute despair. And tie despair, I inn afraid, would far outweigh the happiness." The snatehes of song drifted from the music room in uon the .alienee which had fallen between them. 'Alone we come Into the world," she said slowly, "ur.d nlono we go out of it. Put I, It seems, nin one of those creatures born only to live alone from ,n fTa,u, to the crave. I wish to he the only or.e. Few women In this Old world -have that happiness. I ran hardly dare to hope that It will he Heted out to me." "You are the only one with me now, Nelsha." "Now!" she repeated. The 'now' I eharseteristlc. "I are your snmmer girl, bnt there are wlntera to come and other juiminer times. How will it be then? others came before me. Others will follow.1! He shook his head In dissent. "I know your nature," she averred. "It la summed up In one word -'artist' There are many aynonyms for the word -volatile, ephemeral, vacillating. Irresolute, weak. But the one word .Burners. To turn it Into an anjeeuie, you arc artist, and that ueseniv jon. He rose. I will go," he aid, "ana come oai by this way again whaJOUar in mm w if 'M r "I UKAIt IT! ABHKKTEU SHB. better humor." "If you are whte," said ahe, rising also, "you will never como buck." He stopped short. "lo you mean that, Nelsha?" he questioned, the words coming distinct ly clear, with a touch of Infinite aud' ncss. "I mean It," asserted she. Ho made a step forward. "Will yon kiss me good by, then?" he asked.' "If- I kissed you I should want to keep you, and I am very sure that It Is best for you to go." Ho walked through the room, out Into the hall to the door. He put his hand on the knob and looked back at her. Though her face had paled to the wlilteni'HH of her gown, she made no ef fort to recall him. Ho turned the knoii and went out. The door shut on him She started forward with a shun'' quick cry as If she would have opened the door. Then, clasping one hand to her heart, she caught up the sanhcll and held It close to her ear, listening. The group at the piano, rushing laughingly in, found her standing mo tionless ns the statue of a woman with the shell to her ear. s- "Are yo'.i still listening to the sound of tho sen, Nelsha?" they asked. "Still listening," she auswered, "to the sound of the sea." "Jint why. tney queried, "aro your eyes so sad?" "They look on life," she auswered. "and life Is sad." Wbf "Httuiro and Juliet" Is popalar, ' It Is natural that "Koiueo and Juliet" should always huve been a favorite with actors. It is full of pictures; It appeals to the most popular of the emo tions; Its poetry Is only too well fitted for recitation. There never wae an actress under fifty who did not feel herself a Juliet or an actor under aixty who did not see himself as Itomeo, For once Shakespeare wrote great ioct- ry which the mob could not but kve, could not but find Itself at home with. Juliet is tlie Knglishninn'a symbol for Helen, and Shakespeare has inado her the name for virtue In love, fatal in deed to herself and to Itomeo, but in nocently fatal. Wo are fur from "tho couple of unfortunate lovers," of Ilrooke's "Traglcnll History of Itomcus and Juliet," "written first In Italian by Itandell and nowe In Engllshe hy Ar. Br.," one of Shakespeare' sources, whom Brooke hastily shows us "finally, hy nil mcaiij of unlionest life, hhstius to most unhappy death." "The two hoiirs' trallic of our stage" was to Shakespeare concerned with "tho in in adventured piteous overthrows" of "a pnlr of star crossed lovers." He lays Uie blame on no one, not even on fate. giving us the story aa It happened: For newr as a story of mors woe Than this of Juliet and her Romeo. Arthur Symons lu Harper's Magazine. MaklRS It Plata. "I am told, sir, that you said yete day I ought to bo placed in a lunatl asylum." A base blander, my dear sir, 1 ks- uro you. What I did say, and I like to be exact, was that the keeper should never have allowed you to escane," 0000000OeO000o I E ADVENTURE I 1 OE A HOODOO ! By .Howard fielding ..Cn),V, hl. , fM C. IT. 7fuoc. 0 eOeOeOeOeOeCOeOaOeOeOaOeO It. WKSTCOTTS while hair had the effect of a wig that has not licen put on straight. Tlie parting was twlnt.il around over his left ear; then was a taugicd mass amiss his forehead, nud In tlie region of the right ear tlie hair cmne down smoothly, ns It Usually diee en the back of a man's head. He was tall, thin and angular; his facr wni long and narrow, but ho had a way of shutting It up like nn accordion when lie compressed bu Hp. Yet he waa a kindly man, and most people in the little city of Millbrldgo did him Justice In this particular. He was pres ident of the Westeott Manufacturing company, which made all sorts of thtniis out of aluminium. To him In his office entered Frank Mllir. Just off tho train from New York. He was twenty eight years old. of good height and figure and handsome n a somewhat niclmeholy. light blond fahinn. II" had been a boT In Mill- rlde. and his futhiT had liecn a long lime friend of old Sam Westeott. The Instant that Miller nim-areri xt Westeott Ix-i-an to get out of his chair awkwardly, like a figure made of alrlpe f wood Jointed with 'gs. lie made quite a business of taking he young ni iu's overcoat and banging It up o:i one of a line of ners, reuinrk- ing aa he did so" that the strap whicli waa upon tho garueat for thut purpose iooke.1 as ir It might break at uay mo mint. "It will hold aald Miller with a quif-K downward glamv. "The floor's clean." Westeott hail turned aud was about to sit down. Ho stopped suddenly u If tlie pegs In hi wooden Joint -hud altii-k, and thus be remained for some seconds suspended over tlie chair in a aecujliiuly InjHMMlhie attitude. Then he gently subsidisi. laughing silently. "That's your father all over ag.iln," aald he. "Th strap U walling until It find a dlrfy plare to drop the cont; then It will break. Well, he was rllit; ho was right. His luck was Just us bud as he said it was. I knew him fifty years." "It passed ou to me," rejoined Miller. "I wish I might have inherited Ills vir tues ulso." There was a long silence, during which the lean old mun stared steadily, though dreamily, at his vIhIut. "Well, well." said he ut hist. "Irf t's get down to husiiicsa. You have looked Into this patent? You've seen tho tiling work, eh? You've Investigated the men?" "Yes, sir." replied Miller firmly, "nntl I'm prepared to say that it's a good thing." "I think so myself." said Westeott. with his elliows on tin' arms of bis big chair and the tips of 1. tinkers pressed UK BKMAINKII run KOMI SECONDS UVH 1'ENUEO OVE11 TUB CHAlli. together. "I think Bo myself. By the way, they've proudsed you a stock In terest, I BUpiMlHe?'' Miller Hushed, but ho answered with out hesitation that such was the case. "Contingent upon my putting up the money, of course," said Westeott. "Jo you believe," said Miller ear nestly, "that I-thattuy father's sou- would be led by such a consideration or by uuy consideration whatever to rec ommend an Investment to you unless It seemed absolutely sound?" "No, sir; I don't," responded West eott. bringing his lips together so fii-nily that his countenance was shortened by at least 4U per cent "If I had, yo-i never would huve beard about tlii- thiug." Tho thing referred to waa a pnten'M' process for the extraction of tilumi : lam from clsy. It hud been brought ' Mr. Wcstcott's attention by his casii'e John Tower, whoso brother lu N. v York had secured the control of It. the process was worth anything at r It was worth a good deal of money, a Mr. Westeott had Immediately beg:; on investigation which waa ucccsMar: hasty bocau.se Reginald Tower, t!r brother referred to. had only an opthvi on the patent, which must be mau' good by the payment of tbe purchn.-t price In full lfore a certain date. "I knew that you'd atudled chemis try, continued Westeott. "You were connected with a chemical concern In New York, and, moreover, my son, I heard that you were honest, thoroughly honctit and reliable, like your father. When thla thing came up and hud to be decided In a hurry I couldn' think of a Is-tter man than yourself. That's why I wrote to ask you to look Into It" I m not an exiicrt, and, aa for my connection with a chemical company I'm only the office cashier at twenty bones a week. I might as well lie In a dry goods store for all the chemistry I sec. However," he added, "I got a leave of iihscm-e for a few days and looked Into this luminous for you as well as I could. I've got a careful writ ten reKrt on It." "If this gties through," snld Westeott onu proves to In- a good thing you ought to be fixed for life. I'll ceo that yon get tlie stock that has been prom ised you. nud It ought to Ik n nice bis block. It's no small tiling to get 1.",0. 000 capital into a business proposition at twenty days' notlis." I'm glad yon look at It that way,' returni-d Miller. "It's time the luck turned In my favor.' I've had a hard struggle so far. The golden apples turn to dnst us soon ns I touch them." Westeott shook his head very slowly. "The longer I look at yon," he said reflectively, "the more clearly I Mr celve your resemblance to your father. But that's neither here nor there," he added. "I'm glad you've got a report In writing. Leave It with me. like a good fellow, and come In again this afternoon. You're staying at the hotel. eh? Well, well; you ought to have gone right to my house." "I'm nt a boarding house," replied Miller. "Tower recommended It to me. He met me at the station." "So you've seen Tower?" aald the old man. "I wasn't aware that you knew him."' "I didn't He Introduced himself." "What did you say to him alsmt your Investigation?" "Nolhing." replied Miller shortly. "My business was with yon." "That's right; that'a right," said WcHtcott "That'a like your father. He bail a very clear head In audi mat ters. But It never did hlin any good He died a psir man." These repeated reference to his fa ther made Miller somewhat uneasy. He d(d not like to aee Mr. Wesb-ntra mini! "turning upon misfortunes, fill urea and the great mystery of bad luck "If he takes me for a hoodoo." said the j -junj' ui.m W himself, "he woi 1 1 go Into this thing. And It's my only chance. I ll never get another." He reproached himself for his foolish remark ulxuit lii-i coat, which had start rd this train of thought lu Mr. West- eotfa brain. Whi n he reached his boarding bouse ho found fcever::! jicoplu seated on tho doorsteps, probably waiting for the dinner bell. Ar.iong them was a dark eyed, pretty young woman, an alert and vital itch aire of a most fascinat ing presence. Tower had introdtiifd him to her that morning, for she had chanced to lie standing by the gate when tlicy camo up. Her name was Estdio Wright, aud she waa a widow, Having n great need of cheer, Miller entered at unco Into a sprightly con versation with Mrs. Wright. The ex periment Vi'aa a notable success. He presently forgot that hla only chance lu life hung upon the decision of cranky old Sam West"ott and remem bered only that It is the first duty of niau to please a pretty woman. Thla particular' woman was witty and well bred. She seemed to have an original view of everything. She waked the young man's mind to the most agree ublo exercise, and when the dinner bell rang there was no gloom anywhere in his vicinity. About 3 o'clock he went down to the olllce of the Westeott Manufacturing company. "I've chewed your report," said Mr. Westeott, "and I want a day or two for digestion. Ainuso yourself mean while. You're living nt my expense, you know. That'a understood, and I'll Btiind a liberal bill." Miller suiiled and Went away. In the outer otlli-c he stopped for a minute to sjienk with John Tower, aguinst whom ho had taken an unreasonable preju dice. "Well, what luck?" said Tower. "I don't know," rescinded Miller. "I hope you gave tho thing n gooi send off." "I told tho truth as uearlyvas 1 could learn it." aald Miller, walking away. A chance mifting with Mr. Wright lir-on the street put him in a good hit nior, nud after a lou- walk with her he felt that life still held a few Joys worth tho trouble of striving for. lie was tit i 1 J more convinced of this truth after uu evening In' tho charming young woman's company, and when ho was aloir.' hi his room, smoking by tho open window, he asked himself a very important question, "Is it my fate to fall In Inyo with Stella Wright?" The next day be had many troubles. Mr. Westeott was still digesting tho report. John Toivor was importunate; he, strove to urge Mill-r to more stren uous nction. 'There's n big stako In this matter for you," ho insisti-d. "This thing Is going to ho n gold mine, i'on're let ting the chance of your llfo slip by. I had a talk with the old man thla morn-Ing"- Miller Interrupted Mm with a groan. "Don't have another," said he. "Let him alone. You don't seem to under stand the mau thut you are dealing with." Ills mind was greatly perturbed ns ho left the oRlce, nnd he sought relief In the society of Stella Wright Her beauty and vivacity were utterly charnilnjj. He swore u deep vow that ho would provo himself a man of power by com pleting the depl with Westeott, and In I'Ursuaneo cf this resolution be wrota a supplementary report during the evening, which contained some forgot ten facts In favor of the scheme In con templation. When he took it to the of fice next day he met Tower, to whom by way of encouragement ho mention ed the report. " hy do you waste time with rr ports'" deinan led Tower. "Why don't you go nnd talk it Into him?" Miller's opinion was somewhnt slink en, and, to be brief-lioit it, ho waa led to lay the matter before Stella Wright, who strongly urged action. A rapid and exciting conversation occur- risl between tliem, nnd It left a very confused impression on Miller's mind, but after a long .period of meditation late nt night ho decided that the love of his life depended upon old Samuel Wcstcott's deelHlou; that Stella would marry him if he carried the day. Thus urged to nction, ho went down to the cilice next morning nud had a long and earnest talk with Westeott, who in reply said only this: "I didn't know you were so Icsperato about It. I'll look Into th" matter n hit deeper, I guess." Miller went nway with fear In hlB heart. When he returned to the oflk-e ivJJ V I -.-. -ft tf f I 1,1 WAIT l'UJl 11E. late In tin; aitcrnisin and inquired for Tower I ho assistant cashier, n round faced, round eyisl youth, drew blin Into n corner. "Tower's gone," he whispered. "There's been an awful row of some kind. I ibin't know what It is." "Ail's over." sold Miller to hlliiKelf. I return to New York n l-aten man." He bad not the courage to face West eott then. Instead ha weut in search of Stella Wright. He had a wild Idea of olTeriug his hand to her In tlie midst of thrs great wreck of his hopes. If aho should eak one kind wonl to him, then he would fi-el that he could face tho worid. He met Stella In the ball of tho boarding house. She hod a little black bag in her band. 'Wait for me," she said, pointing to ( wm teg M Mm I)i Jf.' .-- ? 1 Li r. tbe parlor. "I'll be back la Jiffy. Impulsively he raised ber hand to hla lips. Then be went into tho parlor and waited, but Stella s "Jiffy" was a long time. The supper bell rang and still ahe had not come. "I wonder what baa happened to Mrs. Wright?" ho asked of the land lady, who rume sailing through the parlor lu ber supiier time gowu. "Mrs. Wright's goue," said that lady. ' "tJolie!" echoed Miller. "Her trunk waa tuken this after noon," waa the reply. "She bud a tele gram from the east" "She has left town? It can't be pos sible!" exclaimed Miller. "I guess It la, though,", said the hind lady as ahe bustled away towurd the dining room. , "Mr. Westeott wanta to aee you," auld a voice. Miller turned and aaw a boy em ployed lu tho olllce of the manufactur ing company. Dazed, he followed thla boy to Wcstcott's bouse. "My young friend," said tbe old gu tlcmau, "I owe you a deep debt of grat itude." "I don't understand!" gasped Miller. "I wua going luto this thing," aald Westeott. "I'd made up my mind to It. Then you came out here, and I aald to myself: 'if this waa a good thing would Frank Miller be lu it? Would his fa ther's son ever strike anything that had money in it? And I took a new streak of cautiou all ou your account I communicated with a man lu New York, and today I got my answer.. The wholo thing is a fake. I'd have been skinned alive; I'd have dropped at least ltxi.iKMi. It was neat game. But I don't blaino you; Indeed, I praise you. You were perfectly honest; you merely laid the facts before uie as you under stood them... So I'm going to reward you. I m going to put you In Tower'a pluco" "Tower has gone, then?" "Gone!" echoed Westeott. "Well, I should say he has. He's run away with that woman, Stella Wright, that bo'a bceu bo Infatuated with. She's lu the gume, too, I guess." "Stella gone!" cried .Miller. "Gone with him!" Westeott looked at him long and closely. "Your luck ain't so bad, after all," he said. "You want to thnnk the Lord; that'a what you want to do. This man Tower has gone and left a Job that you can have for life, and I'll pay you well. He's gone and talceu thut woman, go much the liotter, as I clearly perceive. If there'd been any way In which he could take tho Job with hlin aud leave tho woman behind you'd have been in hard luck on both aides. Y'es, sir; In that case you'd have shown a touch of Uie real old Miller hoodoo. As It Is, I Segln to have hopes of you." Mosquitoes In Other Lands. If ono has A desire to Increase Jila knowledgo of the mosquito beyond tho point attained by that busy Insect In hla own evening object lessons, the I'nlted States f.orniuent will help hlin out. A It: if lir; 'trcled sci entists in the employ c' .:. agricul tural department at Washington have worked for many months studying the methods of tho mosquito, tho peculiar ities of its character. Its hauiits, habits and history, nud now the life story of the pest has been compiled and made ready for distribution. The pamphlet says tho mosquito here Is not ao bud as It might be. It men tions tho steel bills of the Lapland variety, which force the natives to tar and feather themselves, nnd the Cri mean kind, from which the Kusslna soldiers have to protect themselves by heavy sacks. There are recorded In stances where Russian soldiers have been killed by the poisonous bites, in South America natives bury, them selves In sand, and In Corpus Chrlsti, Tex., when tho wind blows from certain directions billions of mosciuitoes swarm on tbe town, forcing even tbe horses to run before them. Alaskan travelers aay that tho mosquitoes there hart driven men to suicide. Chicago Even ing Font A Poor Demoeratle Leader. That glorious old Democratic wheel torse, Henry M. Teller of Colorado, who never supported a straight out Democrat In his life, says there la no use of talking about nominating any body for president who did not sup port the I'opullstlc platforms of 1800 and 1000. Mr. Teller named the so called Democratic candidates In the years mentioned, nnd perhaps he ex pects to do the same thing in 1004. Chicago Chronicle. A Moses Keeded la New Jersey. The Ieiucxmtlc newspapers are go ing to a whole lot of unnecessary trou ble In their endeavor to locate a leader for tho Itepublican party In New Jer sey. The Itepubllcans aro competent to tuko care of themselves, a truth to which election figures of the past etght years attest Our Democratic friends should give all their time to the search for a Moses for their own party, which Just now appears to bo without head or tall. Trenton (N. J.) Oaxette. . W.r Bhe (lave te Her Job. A West Philadelphia girl who recent ly started to teach a Sunday school class has given It up as a bad Job. "I am not built that way," she wild lu explaining to several friends why aho had thrown up the sponge and retired from the ring. "It's all due to my tem per, which Is by no menus angelic, aud It requires an angelic disposition to lead a Ptinduy school class of small boys In the way they should go. There was one young Imp named l'aul, who was tho limit. If I ever get to heaven and meet Paul, ono or the other of us will have to quit He had annoyed me from the first, but the end came thut Knnday when the lesson waa about turning your other check If your ene my smites you. Just In what I thought waa the nicmt Interesting part of the lesson and when I could ahuosf smell the halo singeing my bair Matter Paul surreptitiously pulled out all my hair pins, and down It came all about my shoulders. Forgetting all about the les son, I t timed and slappttl him In tbe face. Then I threw np tbe Job." Philadelphia Record. INTERESTING FACTSns- When imiplu are contemplating s trip whether ou business or pleasure, they naturally waul Uie lo-l leiviee obtainable as lur us s-.l, contort and safety is con. eriusl. Kinplov eenol the' Wix-oiihin I'enlral Lines ate paid In serve the public ami our trains nixTsii d so ai to make i loee -onncctioii it It iliveruing lines ut all junction points. Pullman falaca Sleeping and ti.air Cur on through trains. Dinint Car seivice unexcelled. Me served a la Carlo. In order to obtnin this I l ,U- ervici you a ask the tic ket agent t Ii ticket over THE WISCONSIN CENTRAL LINES. Direct connection u i,ir.,. Mil waukeeforall Knsiem points For full information call on your ticket agent, or i ito . ' srest Jab. C. Ponn, or Jas. A. i.k , lien. I'as. Agt. HHiienil .A eon I, Milwaukee. Wis. 'Hi Stark iMitruxi) Minims. Hevls.il to Bate. Wheal WuILt Walla. 78c: liluestem. S'.V; valley, Ntk!. Flour heat grsdrs, $'l tin ;1 85 per Imrrel ; graham, f.'l 3. (ic$:t 7'i. Oats No.l white, fl U7r.i$l It) ; yray 1 05 per cental. Barley- Feed, $20 er ton ; lirewingf'Jl rolled, i.M, "I ,rsl per ton. Mills! ulfi llriin, i-X ton ; iiieldlingi $27; shorts. $2.1 ;cliop, $IS. Hay Timothy, old $20; new $14 (t 16; clover, nominal; (train, I2; cheat, nom inal Butter Fancy creamery, 2M!22jc per la.ry, nominal ; store, liicec 17 perpound. Kgga Oregon ranch, 1'i.f.Mc. Cheese Fall rrvsm twins, liaiitj: Young American, 'te per pound ; factory prices ! I !c les. - 1'onltry Chickens, mixed. Untitle j-r Hi, hensii 114 ' 12c!, broilers 2 aclozcu; fryers, U ( Lie, cluc ks, 4m 4 50 -r'doz; geese r(aii,r0, turkeys, live 10(a,12c per Minml. 1 logs dross, heavy $, o0(ii) "5; dressed, 7'e per pound. Veal Small, He iiei iHinnd : lame. ClcS tl'c ( er pound. Ileel tiross tor steers, $:l.7.'i w 4 2 ; Hops 17(ii lHc r pon ml. Wool Valley 17( I He; hUatern Oregon, 12ai;i; mohair, :txct:t7c ier siuul. BolaVies Oregon 75iciKOe s-rak Onions- Silver-kins 1 l.Vnl 25 1 er sick. Tha But loo Padishah Pricsa f mcctled I Wales Mas Non-Magnetic nickel SilTtr Cam. Fully Guaranteed Forialsby ALL JEWELERS nitutratM Boolclrt oa loquost, showing . COLORED- FANCY DIALS , The New England Watch Co. I Factarbt- WAMrtsry.Coss. 0ltks New York, Cklctfs.1 'Till II in. I In K'Misevcl ! Awiitimn of Michigan who is "atitlioritv on child rtud)" Is ci)no I In li:rgo la ni lies Isvcau-c of the c I, inter of clu generscy ! Hit-children. Comment -In.; on the case of the 11 jMr obi chilcl at L i Angeles ulm Irinl to kill her guardians, f Nicr parents hihI Ave guess's hy pulling sh-mhi hi their lissl In order that she might l i j iy their sgiiuies, she cays: The fail' that the child Was one' of a family of 1A children ma have I pen tho ex planation of her state. The mother's vitality must have l-icti mi haunted I hat the girl bicknl Hiiiiielhliif in mind or Isxly. When more, thin seven children rn It rn in n family, all hut tho first hIx are apt to bo stupid or fiail." (YrtAiii scietili-ti support this view. If there is physl. cal lack in Uie latter births Uicm will, of course, I hi menial or mornl lack. The moral acnao of I lie f .inily may have "run out." Himc'imoi', aay these scientists, the spiritual ami mental (mIIm of a large family urn exhausted, and the result Is a cle. gom-ratf an idiot or a cumin. I. I igcniciin theory, tl ily ft isn't Iru. A largo iMTivtilagct of 1 tints arc flrat born. M.uneof tli- Is i-l ami grl-st men history have Iwcn Tie young- est sons of largH f iiiiilies llsllcle- Mtus on llio breed. If Him breed Is bad, lhe le-s chiblreii tho IwtCcr. If III, i btciil Is good, tin re laniiot l.n loo ninny. Te I are a ( eld In Due Hay. Tak Irtxatlve Itronni (jninino Tablets All druggists leluml tho money If it fl (,, ,ur,., .; drove's aiifiil' ro Is on cucli li '2 'a: W I VI K.I. W Irani ft rMM4l.lalllat l rrat altw lwn In ihi Miati m itt-rni niir lttni. (Mir ln.isifiiilirn i an irri.titiiki one ami f.iir. . Kt, rehftM. bon-1 priv, with rfirtvinw doi lhaft linn, prr mnili. No rnainv or PIKHUiluff irf m-di. ifrna K ir. I. itmrn.'w buaioet. ArMrr lib Im ui , I : ( r'ni-lft-f fe Co., Luotbcr Ibxclisiifv, trut. Wtintiou