The Forest Grove express. (Forest Grove, Or.) 1916-1918, March 15, 1916, Image 3

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)Y MUSIC EASIEST WAY
IN PRIMITIVE
RUSSIA
SOENTIFIC HOME STUDY METHOD
Quick results. Succe33 euar»n-
Costs leas then h »lf A or»! inatruc-
I Piano. Organ,
R E G IO N W H IC H C IV IL IZ A T IO N H A S
NOT
REACHED.
Violin. Banjo.
Mandolin. Guitar and Cornet
; taught.
I today for Catalog and 4 free lessons.
American School of Music,
-ealth BU<.
POaiUND. OREGON
In h a b it e d by N o m a d i c Race, W h o L iv e
a t T h e i r F o r e f a t h e r s L iv e d T h r o u g h ­
ou t the C e n t u r i e s — H a v e
M a n y P e c u l i a r C u s to m s.
ALL "GO
To Cleanse
and Heal
Deep Cuts
Money
Back
If It
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Havt it on hand
H A N F O R D ’S
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SOME TIME
Fred Thompson, night clerk at the
T o E v e r y I n m a t e of P r i s o n the P e r i o d Laclede hotel, St. Louis, is asking his
o f F r e e d o m A r r i v e s , E i t h e r In
friends to believe this one:
L i f e o r Death.
“ About 8 o'clock the other night.”
Thompson says, "a tall, rangy ruralite
Some day— If we live, and there entered the lobby of the hotel and ap­
doesn't seem to be much chance of proached the desk. After I had fixed
dying around here— we are going out him up with a room he asked me It [
and going home, says a writer in the would take care of some money for
him. I told him I would be glad to
New Era, Federal penitentiary. Leav­ put it In the safe. He fished down In
enworth.
his trousers pocket and produced a
Even the man who happens to die $2 bill.
here is going home, for that matter.
“ ‘Just put that away,' he said, ‘I
It may seem slow, but the time am going out for a little while and I
comes eventually for the last “ get-up” [ don't want to take any chances with
In prison for every man here. Then these city slickers.
" I kept my face straight and as-
It s hike!
I sured him it would be safe on his
It's over to the tailor shop for new j return. He started to leave and then
clothes from head to foot—and then | turned around and asked how late we
ont and away. No bird will be freer kept open.
than you and I, but we'll not fly high
“ ‘Oh, I ’ll be here when you get
any mare. One will start In one direc­ i back,’ I told him.
“ ‘ Well, 1 don't know,' he replied, 'I
tion and one In another. What's the
Most 10
difference? Any road leads to free­ calculate I’ll be pretty late.
| o'clock, likely.’
dom and the main chance.
“ I assured him I would be on deck,
We shall have the right to work and but he did not seem satisfied. A fter
to carry our wages in our pockets 1 pondering a few moments he asked:
again or put the money In the bank.
“ ‘Could I see Mr. Laclede?'
W e shall drtnk freedom from every
“ That had me going for a few min-
water cup, and breathe in liberty from l utes. but when I recovered I told him
the air itself. We can get off a dis­ Mr. Laclede had gone to bed.”
Pierre Laclede, the founder o f St.
tance and yell out loud without fear
[ Louis, for whom the hotel was named,
of a calldown.
died in 1878.
We can sit and talk it all over at
the dinner table with friends and rel­
To B real 1 n N ew Shoes.
atives. No more hands out for pota­ A lw ays sh ak e In A l l e n ' « Foot Ease, a powder,
cures hot, s w e a t i n g , a c h i n g , sw o lle n feel,
toes. Some of these days we will tuck ft
-'ures corns, i n g r o w i n g nails an d bunions. At
a napkin under our chin again and ill dr u g g i s ts and shoe steres, Zoo, Dont accept
i n v substitute. S a m p le m a il e d F R E E . A d d resi
make merry over our pudding. We Allen S .O lm st ed , Le Hoy N. Y.
shall go to bed at night with lights
out and know the balm of darkness E le c t r i c D o o r B e ll M a d e F o r H o u s e
Cat.
to the eyes and enjoy the rest it gives
the optic nerve.
When a cat owned by the keeper of
The day will roll 'round for us to the Platte Kougere lighthouse on the
say good-by and go, with heads up— Island of Guernsey wishes to enter
Its master's dwelling it rings an elec­
not down.
No more will wo feel the weight of tric bell to summon a member of the
bondage or know the pinch of confine­ household to the door. This has been
made possible by the construction,
ment. Everything we do, it will be near the bottom of a door, of a shelf
our pleasure to do, and not our task. which actuates a switch when a 'light
We will cast off fetters, not put them weight is placed upon it. Thus, when
on.
the cat jumps onto this smull ledge,
We shall despise and feel a horror which is supported by a bracket, the
for anything that curtails our liberties. circuit is closed.— From the March
Habits that make slaves of men will Popular Mechanics Magazine.
Interest Is still kept up in Great |
! Britain in other things besides the
war.
The other day, for instance, a
Mr. F . A. Holiday, a traveler, gave
-t and appeal to >ou for yours. Ship
r next can of Cream.
an address before the Society of Arts
A L I N I M E NT
in London on the Uralak, a province
in Aslan mid-Russia, northeast of the For Cut», Burns,
POR TLAND. OREGON
Caspian sea.
Bruises, Sprains,
Valuable oil fields exist here, and
also deposits of sulphur and other Strains, Stiff Neck,
Chilblains, Lame Back,
minerals useful in peace and war.
\T
" T i A *50,000 C orpora-
Mr. Holiday said that the land was Old Sores, Open Wounds,
I
y - ' tion desires to secure
i 1 A A.
within next ten days
very flat, and there was almost an and ail External Injuries.
—
the services o f H igh
absence of trees, which caused the
{R e p resen ta tive in each town. N o
. ‘ •¡¿ ¡ft *
fuel problem to be somewhat acute. M a d e S i n c e
sing, soliciting or selling; re fe r-
I experience unnecessary. G uaran-
The advent of western civilization fur­
Price 25c, 50c end $1.00
Bcome to right party. Dept. 8, 628
nished the Inhabitants with a certain
-
.
OR W R IT E
t Block. Portland, Oregon.
amount of firewood in the shape of tel­
egraph poles and stakes used to mark
out claims.
The Cossacks, had, however, taught
them to respect the former, though
^ Dr Isaac Thompson’s
not in some cases the latter. The I
i only Automobile School on the Pa-
F Coast maintaining a Gas Tractor
original
inhabitants
were
the
Kirghiz,
L Using Holt Catterpillar, C. L.
an essentially nomadic race, who
[layer and Wheel Tractors, both in the
|1 and operating field,
lived in dome-shaped tents made of a
awthorne Are.,
Portland, Or*.
is b o th a rem edy f o r w e a k , in flam ed
light wooden frame covered with
eyes an d a n id eal eye w a sh .
K eep
,our ryes well end they will h e lp keep you.
camel skins.
9 C , . el ell Drarctsb or sent by
The tents had no furniture, b u t j
Meil upon receipt of price
sometimes beautiful oriental rugs or
W R IT E F O R F R E E B O O K L E T
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H O M P S O N S O N S & CO .
carpets were placed on the floor, a ,
143 R iv e r St.. T ro y , N . Y.
and other beautiful
space being left on which a fire was j
Illustrated catalogue offering made.
the finest and largest stock in
When the Kirghiz used the tele­
; Northwest free upon request.
graph poles as firewood, they did not
Then He Left.
\CLARKE BROS., Florists,
take the whole pole away, but each | He was telling about all the things
Portland. Oregon.
man chipped off a piece until at last he owned, his prize bulldog, his bunga­
the whole pole gave way.
low, his touring car.
A prince was a man with 100 or
“ But you don’t seem interested,” he
200 sheep, and a prince in winter complained.
and
“ Yes, I am,” responded the other
generally lived in a house built of
FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES
bricks made out of the sand and chap, “ but I ’m rather occupied today.
Tell you what. You just mail me a
Free Tire Service.
baked in the sun.
statement of your assets and I ’ll read
" THE HOUSE OF SERVICE. "
The houses were sunk in the it with all the admiration and aw’e be cast aside, for w’hile serving a
I l a r f H e u lt liy , S t r o n g , I l e a n t lf a l F t # »
¡TOR CAR S U P P L Y CO., Inc.
Oeu lints and Phy aiumna used M urine Eye
ground for warmth in the winter. you could possibly desire.”— Washing­ prison sentence we are freed of habits
Remedy
many y e a r» before it w a s offered as a
padway N o .
Portland, Ore.
that bind us more than any privilege
They had window frames and doors, ton Star.
! Domestic Eye Medicine. M uriue is Htill Cura*
withdrawn
here.
W
e
will
not
be
but the firewood question was so acute
I pounded by O u r Physicians and g uaran teed
slaves to strong drink. We will go out I by them aH a R eliable Relief for Eyes that Need
IC Q Start a Business of Your that when the people went on trek
I CO
Own. Employ Others.
free from its awful bondage. Its Care. Try it in your Eyes and In B a b y ’s Eyes —
than *5.00.
Dignified, Pleasant and In the summer they took the window
No Sm arting — Just Eye Comfort. Buy M urine
curse is removed far from us.
Ktituble. Send stamp today for information frames and doors out and packed them
of your D ruggist — accept no Substitute, and If
»<■ Laboratory, 214 Slock Ei. bid*., Portland, Or.
interested
w rite for Book of the Eve Free.
We shall not be tempted to profane
on the backs of camels for fear the
A H U 1 M K E V E l i L M K U Y CO., C H I C A G O
our
lives
with
evil
deeds
so
long
re­
people who did not trek would steal
ED— Agents, live ones, in every locality in
moved from their commitment. We
Only Daylight E gg Tester in the coun­ them.
It W i l l B e A l l R i g h t T h e n .
will go out more free from shackles
competition. Money-back proposition.
The Ural river was a great source
|5' for tester and explanatory matter and
Edith—
I shouldn't think you’d want
than wo have been in years, for bad
i in your neighborhood.
Address X-Ray of wealth to the Cossacks, for It was
to
marry
such a forgetful man as
habits are the hardest shackles to
iter, 50ti Railway Exchange. Portland, Or. well stocked with fish. At one time
Jack.
strike from us.
a barge crossed the river, but the
Ethel— But ho says the reason he
IT C fl
Everyone to know about DAD’S Cossacks would not allow it to cross
forgets things is because lie’s thinking
I I C C J ELECTRIC HAND LIGHT. A
M a d e B a c h e lo r P a y f o r W if e .
so constantly of me that he cannot re-
feat big light, s a f e , handy and cheaper than after dark, as they said that the fish
Id and storm-proof. Fuily illustrated cir- wanted to sleep as well as anybody
A delicate question was recently de­ ! member anything else.
I Ruuiledge Seed & Floral Co., 169 2d Si., Portland.
Edith— Oh, I see. You don't expect
else.
cided by an alderman of Wilkes-Barre,
The outbreak of war put a great
Pa., when he was called upon to ad­ to have any trouble after you're mar-
[ ried.— Boston Transcript.
pel B o il e r of G r e a t E ff ic ie n c y . cueck on the developments of the
judicate as to how much it is worth to
I f you, too, are embarrassed by
find a wife for a bachelor, who Is anx­
A
pntion of marine engineers has Uralsk and of other oil fields.
N o S u c h A s p e r s i o n A llo w e d .
a pimply, blotchy, unsightly com­
ious to step from bachelorhood Into
“ Isn't there a grent deal of esprit du
¡drawn to a new type of boiler great deal of prospecting and pr^>-
plexion, just try
limlnary work was necessarily stopped,
the bliss of married life. Opportunity corps in that organization?”
put forth by an English inven-
and companies which were already
"N o t a bit of It. Every man Jack In
to determine this question came when
The curious device makes use well established met with fresh diffi­
a woman brought suit against a man it Is on the water wagon.” — Baltimore
flues nor of coils of pipe to se- culties.
to recover $100 which she alleged was American.
¡uick steaming, but of hollow con-
regultirly for a week and see if it
In some places “gas holes,’’ around
promised her for finding a wife for de­
does not make a blessed difference
cones.
Accord'ng to tests which there was often a deposit of
fendant after he had failed in his hunt
in your skin. In severe cases a
l a boiler of this type, the size of sulphur, were met with.
for a life partner. She claimed that
Some of
¡shead, will generate as much these spots were venerated by the
little R esinol Ointment should also
he had expressed great disgust with
and has as high a horsepower Kirghiz, who prayed round them and
be used. Rcsinol Soap helps to
his condition of bachelorhood and en­
as the ordinary boiler many
make red, rough hands and arms
gaged her to hunt him a wife. She lo­
f larger. This compactness and then erected little sticks, to which
soft and white, and to keep the
cated a woman, introduced her to him
they
tied
little
pieces
of
cloth,
as
was
rating make the boiler particu-
hair healthy and free from dan­
and their marriage resulted. Follow­
Ldapted to marine service, where the manner of simple peoples.
druff. Contains no free alkali.
ing the marriage the husband refused
On one occasion his driver stopped
[is valuable, besides which, its
R esinol Soap and Ointment heal eczema and simi­
fend comparative cleanliness of and prayed by one of these “ gas
to pay the $100 he had promised. The
lar skin-eruptions an d usually stop itching instantly.
¡ion result in quite a substantial holes,'’ and threw a few kopeks on
alderman, who Is a bachelor, ruled that
Of labor. Several views of the the ground, which, he said, were for
it was well worth $100 to find a wife
j appear in the March Popular the religious authorities when they
for a bachelor, and he gave judgment
Is no more necessary
pics Magazine.
than S m a l l p o x . Army
for the full amount of the claim.
came along. Asked if there was not
experience b *s demonstrated
S cott’ Emulsion
the almost miraculous e ffi­
danger
of
someone
stealing
them,
the
F in e S c r u p l e s .
cacy, and h..rmle??nfss, of An tityphoid Vaccination.
Ancient Greek Had Wisdom.
driver replied that if he prayed for
vaccinated N O W by your physician, you and
pr— I want to tell you this, my relief from sickness and trouble, and fo u Be r fam
ily. It is more vital than bouse Insurance.
The earliest writer to conceive of
|he secret of success is hard then someone stole the money, the
A sk your physician, druggist, or »end for “ H ave
the idea of a rotating earth was Philo-
you had Typhoid?” telling of T y p h o i d Vaccine,
Scott‘t Emuhion la a food, a medi­
results from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers.
thief
would
get
tho
trouble
and
sick­
laus, a Greek, who lived in the fifth
-If it's a secret, dad, you
cine and a tonic to Keep the
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blood rich, avoid rheumatism
PBOOUCIHe VACCINCS a SCRUMS u n d e r u . r . g o v l i c e m s s
! on purely philosophical principles, also
much of a gentleman to take
and thwart nervous conditions.
hit
upon
the
idea
of
the
sun
as
the
W
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For.
ige of information gained in
It is free from alcohol or harm­
lay.— Boston Transcript.
center of our system an Idea that
If you wish to get ahead and stay
ful drugs. The best physicians
D e d u c tio n .
prescribe it.
14 -JO
j ahead, use a head.— Boston Tran
“ What conclusions did you draw had to wait 2,000 years for confirma­
—
w '.Ji'.'jy wi r -uitum-w
i script.
from your study of the ancient Egypt­ tion, until Copernicus came In 1040.
ian Inscription?” asked the professor
of archaeology.
In c r e a s e d U s e of Q u inin e.
S ta te C o n tr o l in E n g l a n d .
BLET!
“ Why,” replied the superficial stu­
That the use of quinine Is rising In
A remarkable scheme of state con
NTKC D OR M O NEY RC FU N O C O
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trol has been Inaugurated at a cen dent, " I decided that the old Egypt­ popularity Is amply borne out In a
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ians had their comic artists the same
A U I « k w à lr t N # I. " C O P H E * C U M f mmd -M E N
statement laid before the legislative
ter In the north of England where 20,- as we have.”— Washington Star.
•R O ftlS O T TC M F C C O • C O O M r iF L C X N J L
council of India, recently. This state­
000 men are expected to be at work
i n about GOPHER & SQUIRREL CURES.
ment shows that In 1913 the sales of
shortly on munitions. To provide fox
R e s p o n s i b i li t y .
this medicine were just over forty-five
them the government has acquired all
“ Does your w ife let you carry the
and a quarter million grains, whereas
shops In the district, and will elthei latchkey?”
allow the late proprietors to sell good«
“ She compels me to carry It,” re­ In 1914 the sales had Increased to close \
under license only or will in mosl plied Mr. Mekton. “ I have to be sit­ on seventy-two and a half million j
cases run them under direct control ting on the front steps waiting to open grains and Tor the first eleven months \
The government will thus be butchers the door for her when she gets home.” of last year the sales exceed seventy- !
Successful Homs
three and three-quarter million grains.
Remedies
bakers, grocers and milkmen to tht — Washington Star.
inhabitants. The main object Is tc
His successful h«rb-
t! remedies cure all
W i f e ’s S e r v i c e s V a lu ed.
regulate prices and prevent extortion
1916 Catalog
kinds of ailments of
The Missouri court o f appeals has 1
The liquor control board has already
men and women with­
out operation.
used
held In a suit before It that It Is not
bought all the public houses—about
from the wonderful
?Le t>s
necessary to make definite proof of I
thirty in number— and has thus a
Chinese herbs, roots,
P la n ts, B u lb s,
id v e p imbiea. which are unknown
to In the district
a w ife’s services, “ as any Intelligent
monopoly
In some tht
C a rd e n , O rc h a rd
dicai Alienee of this country.
citizen might be presumed to know
sale
of
Intoxicants
will continue undei
and P o u ltry
[fo r blank *r*l -irculara.
Send stamp.
U L T A T IO N FREE. Address
their reasonable value as a matter of
Su p p lie s,
close restrictions; In others It hai
At Drvjrglntt0
and jV«d S'oren,
Fertilizers, Etc.
common knowledge.”
Gee Wo Chinese Medicine Co. been suspended, and some have beer
Mr and li ^
/.\ reliable» W. v»»*m Catak«
turned Into lodging houses for work
16? Vs First St.. Portland. Ora.
DAIRY association CO.
f fo r W e s te rn b u y s rt. O L K
LrMMViU*. ft.
Mention Paper.
A n d the T r o u b l e Sta rted.
men.
" M lg H s s t Q « s N t y " S t o c k s
;EAM
the I
denti
HOME”
Ail Dealers
THORNE AUTO SCHOOL
The Old and Reliable
“ eye wa Y er
\EGON ROSES
vers.
imobile Oils and Greases
The girl with a
clear skin wins
R^sinol Soap
teil
Strength Past
Fifty Years
can be maintained by
adapting tbe right nourish­
ment, and Nature's own oil-
food in
»
has strengthened thousands of men
and women to continue their work
and usefulness for many years.
TYPHOID
RAT CURE" TA
T O F iL L
? TH tf
C. Gee Wo
-SEED!
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d ir e c t t o bu jrsrs o n ty ---n o
a g e n t s . You «a v e tim e ami
D i d n ’t W o r r y .
N. U.
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N o . I I , 1918
v r lt ia c to Bárertiom L
So# thio popo,.
"What has become of that ’Don’l
Worry club’ you once helped to or
ganlze?"
“ Everybody refused to worry. Th*
club got In debt and bad to disband.*
money by buyir.g of us.
R 0 UTLED 6 E SEEO&FLORAL CO.
N e w C a ta lo g N o . 6 4 Free.
169-171 2nd St.
FORT LAND. OREGON
W ife— "In order that I may get the
money on this check, do the people at
the hank have to know m e?" Hua-
band—"Yes. they have to know you,
hut not as well aa I do; otherwise
they wouldn't give you a c e n t”—
Judge.
NORTHW ESTERN AGENTS
P o r t la n d S eed C o.,
Portland,
•
Oregon