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1916 Catalog -S E E D S — OYSTER SH ELLS i Plants, Bulbs, Garden, O rchard and Poultry Supplies, Fertilizers, Etc. “T h e B e s t o n th e M a rk e t.” N ot T he C heap P e r IO O P o u n d s, P e r 5 0 0 P o u n d s, A reliable Western Catalog j tor W e s t e r n b u y e r s . OUR _ ‘‘H i g h e s t Q u a l it y ” S t o c k s d ir e c t to b u y e rs o n ly -.-n o F re e . R0UTLE06E SEE0&. FLORAL CO. 1 5 9 - 1 7 1 2 n d S t. PORTLAND. OREGON STUDY MUSIC EASIEST WAY Ol'R SCIENTIFIC HOME STl'DY METHOD ^ B rin g s q u ick re su lts. Success g u a r a n teed . C o sts less th a n h a lf o f oral in s tr u c tion. Piano. Organ. Violin. Banjo. M andolin. Guitar and Cornet taught. W rite today fo r C atalog an d 4 fre e lessons. American School of Music. ! 500 Common*eallh Bldg . PORTLAND. OREGON ¡PORTLAND Y. M. C. A. I will fit an y am bitious y o u n g M an o r Worn- i an fo r h ig h -class position in ' Bookkeeping. Stenography, Salesmanship | To men th is includes v alu ab le a th le tic . | aq u atic and m em b ersh ip g riv ileg es. a l th o u g h tu itio n co st is less th a n e lsew h ere. J V aluable courses can also be had in f G ra m m a r g ra d e and College P re p a ra to ry | S u b je c ts W RITE FUR CATALOG. T71T T ' k a S50-000 C o rp o ra ls | f —' lio n d e sire s to se c u re JL J X J J . w ith in n e x t te n days ----------------- th e s e rv ic e s o f H ig h irade R e p re s e n ta tiv e in each tow n. N o T nvassing, so licitin g o r se llin g ; r e fe r- ces; e x p e rie n c e u n n e c e s sa ry . G u a ra n - ed incom e to r ig h t p a r ty D e p t. 8, 62® itto c k Block. P o rtla n d . O regon. A g e n t for L - F. O . B. P o rtla n d . Dr. Sn o o tra l. ‘W h at is D ubkins. anyhow , pro-ally pro-G erm an?" ask ed H ickenlooper. ‘Oh, D ubkins is a sn o o tra l,” s a i d , Ifkins. ‘S n o o tra l? You m ean n e u tra l, do n ’t ?” ‘No," said B lifkins, “ I m ean snoot | K achin vom cn o r B u r m a D ubkins sp en d s h is tim e tu rn in g his nose a t both sid e s.”—New York his B uddhist faith th a t gives B urm a relig io n s has n ot been able to d estro y jes. its c h a ra c te ristic s and its charm . Out th e n o te of m e rrim e n t an d p rac tica l | of th e tw elve m illion in h a b ita n ts of good ch e er th a t one feels in Burm a. S y s te m W ro n g . T h e re is no such look of sa d n ess and ’av e rley —C hinese b rid es n ev e r see B urm a, te n m illion are Burm ese. T he B urm ese is one of th e p roudest, m ost m y stery on th e faces of th e crow d ir h u sb a n d s u n til th e d ay of th e | indolent an d self-satisfied rac es on th a t one sees In In d ia, b u t ra th e r a ding. a rc e lla —It is vastly d iffe re n t in earth . T he ru d e jo stle of th e se o th e r c e rta in sle ek n e ss an d sa tisfac tio n peoples who a re elbow ing th e ir way w ith th e good th in g s of life. country. W e w ere im p ressed , as all tra v e le rs into his country, com peting w ith him ?es, indeed.” n th is co u n try th e g irls see toq | in business, acq u irin g h is land, even are , by th e c o n tra s t in th e position ;h of the m en before m a rria g e and ; questioning th e su p rem acy of h is re of w om en in B u rm a w ith th a t of In little of them a fte rw a rd .” ligion, is giving a h a rsh jo lt to m any dian women. W om en go and come ideas th a t have held placid sw ay In freely In th e stre e t, a3 th ey do with th e B urm ese m ind. T h e aw ak en in g us. T h ey a re n o t m a rried so young. is painful, b ut p a rt of th e ste rn k in d T h ey en g ag e in business, h av e prop n ess of P rovidence to a people grow n e rty rig h ts, an d seem alto g eth er the and favored w om en am ong O rientals. in e rt th ro u g h isolation. FEDERAL TIRES AND TUBES T hey h av e achieved a pictu resq u e and Free Tire Service. N o L o n g e r Isolated. co m fo rtab le costum e, too, so sim ilar "TH E HOUSE OF SERVTCE. ” T h ere Is su rely n o th in g iso lated to th a t of m en th a t a t first glance OTOR CAR S U P P L Y CO., In c . about B urm a today. T h e C hinese a re th e re is little difference. Both sexes ro a d w a y N o . P o r tla n d , Or*. pouring in from th e N orth. It is w ea r th e stra ig h t, n arro w s k irts of e stim a te d th a t if th e im m ig ratio n con gay-colored silk to be sure, b ut th e tin u e s th e re will be a m illion C hinese m an 's sk irt, b ro u g h t snugly around who w ill be living in B urm a w ith in th e hips, h as its fullness so tu ck ed In C. Gee Wo th e n ex t fifteen y ears. T h ese C hinese a t th e w aist as to cascad e in a lordly SacetM fal Home tra d e rs, m e rc h a n ts an d fa rm e rs In ter rip p le down th e fro n t. It is an am us Remedies m a rry w ith th e B urm ese, and form a ing sig h t to see a y o u n g ster of six Hia mice*««fn1 h erb stro n g an d sta b le elem e n t in th e popu try in g to w ear his tin y s k irt so th a t al rem edies cure all kinds o f ailm ents of lation. T h e B engali, T am il an d T eiu It p ro jects in fro n t a t th e v ery angle men and women w ith- gu lm m ig ra rts a re m ore alien , le ss affected by his dandified young uncle. out operation. us**j from the w onderful readily, ab so rb ed an d Intro d u ce com T he w om an’s sk irt, equally narrow ___________ Chinese herbs, roots. plicated problem s, social and religious. and equally b rig h t, is tucked firmly ds and vegetable*, w hich are unknow n to le mod cal science o f this country In R angoon th e re a re a lre ad y alm o st about th e w aist w ith th e fullness fold rite for blank and circulars. Send stam p as m any Indian H indus as B urm ese ed over so as to lie In a flat p la it a t -N SU L T A T IO N FR EE. A ddress left side. e C. Gre Wo Chinese Medicine Co. B uddhists. T h ese poor Indian coolie* th e Below th e s s gay s k irts tw in k le b are b rin g w ith th e m th e ir idolatry, th e ir ISIH Fire! St.. Portland. Ora. M ention Paper c a ste m a rk s, th e ir H indu festiv als; feet, th e skin ab o u t th e color of w arm and B uddhism finds itse lf once m ore old ivory. Above th em th e body Is face to face at close q u a rte rs w ith th e covered by a sho^t Jack et of w hite co t Hinduism from w hich It sprang. ton. T h e woman ad d s a th in floating Which faith will more stro n g ly Influ sc arf and a posy in h e r h air. A crow d ence the other only the future can dis of B urm ese m en an d women Id q uite ’ HEN » r iting ta advertisers. pia close. th e b rig h te st and m ost engaging color- tir a tkia paprv. ▲t present the outstanding feature feast of the OrlenL Thompson's RAW FURS WANTED. S kunk , R accoon , M U S K R A T, OTTER, ETC B e t t e r P r ic e s ; Q u ic k R e t u r n s SKIP TO H. LIEBES & CO. F e lt R e a so n a b ly A p p re c ia tin g a M a n u fa c tu rin g F u r rie rs . E s t. 62 Y ears. Safe. A young m an dropped in to a sta te of com a and it w as s e v e r a l d ay s b e fore he fully recovered. L ater h e spoke of his ex p erien ce ’.vith a p arty of his frien d s. "O h. y es,” th e young m an said, in resp o n se to a question, "I knew all th e tim e w hat w as going on. and 1 also knew th a t I w asn ’t dead, because m y feet w ere cold and I w as hu n g ry ." "I see." th o u g h tfu lly said one of his frien d s, “b ut how did th a t m ake you th in k you w ere still aliv e?” "W ell," an sw ered th e young m an, "I knew th a t if I w ere in heav en I w o u ld n 't be hu n g ry , and th a t if I w ere an y w h e re else my feet w o u ld n 't be cold. — P h ilad elp h ia T elegraph. P h ilo so p h e r. T h a c k e ra y 's d isco m fo rts d u rin g his sta y in th e U nited S tate s, on w hich he dw ells in his le tte rs to Mrs. B rook field. w as allev iate d by som e a m u s ing incidents. A fter his re tu rn he told C arlyle th a t on one of his jo u rn ey s th e tra in sto p ped a t Concord. "T h en ," said T h ac k e ra y , "one of th e tw o silen t Y ankees o p p o site m e said. ‘Mr. E m erso n I hear, lives in th is tow n.’ “ ‘Y a-as,’ w as th e d raw lin g re jo in d er, ‘and I u n d e rsta n d th a t, in sp ite of h is q u eer n o tio n s, he is a m an of con- sid-er-able p ro p ’ty .’ ”— London C h ro n icle. r Sale-New Farm Tractoi A n y t h in g P o s s ib le T h e se D a ys. c is b o th a rem edy fo r w eak, inflam ed eyes a n d an ideal eye w ash. Keep >our eyes well and they will help keep you. *)£/% *1 *11 Dniigtsls or sen! by Mail upon receipt ol pnee W R IT E FOR F R E E BOOKLET JO H N L. THOM PSON SONS & CO. 143 R iver S t., Troy. N . Y. Rouiledge Seed & Moral Co.. 169 2 d St., Portland ¡“ Im p o ssib le!” r’B ut I saw i t ” ' ^'Im possible—ridiculous! ” ("I tell you It did.” ’’And I say it d id n ’t —because it ruldn't." "I w as th e re and w itnessed it.” ^'Do you m ean to tell m e th a t he was led by a bolt from a c le a r sk y ? Do u expect me to believe such a y arn?" shouted. ‘T h a t's ju s t w h at I am te llin g you. w orkm an on a 20-story building pped the bolt.”—K an sa s City Jour- I s a a EYE WATER H U T ^ n E v e ry o n e to kn o w a b o u t DAD’S H n I C 61 ELEC TR IC HAND LIGHT. A J , g re a t b ig lig h t, safe, h a n d y an d c h e a p e r than w ind an d s to rm -p ro o f. F u lly illu s tra te d c ir I ;ty h o rse p o w e r. C o st $3600. W ill sell fo r $2350 j II give te rm s . R oyce B ros.. 230V;j 10th S t r e e t j "tland. O regon. ZEN O LEU M . The Old and Reliable M ade fro m y o u r old o n es. L a s t long as Brand New T IR E S W rite us. OREGON VULCANIZING CO.. 650 W a sh in g to n S t.. P o rtla n d . O re | namobile Oils and Greases - K in d . S I.O O I 4 .5 0 > 188-190 Front Street, PORTLAND, ORE. IK E K ipling's Cockney soldier, of B u rm a is Buddhism . A hundred every o n e who v isits B urm a is th o u sa n d m en d ican t m onks, clad in fascin ated by it and longs to th e sacred yellow robe, go up and j retu rn , for though to som dow e ex n th e co u n try . T he begging bowl te n t it has been invaded by O ccidental is p rese n ted reg u larly a t th e house | civilization, in th e m ain it is yet ur.- h o ld e r's door, and it is n o t consid ! spoiled. T hen, too, one of its charm s ered a lucky th in g to refu se th e p riest is th e m ingling of m odern bu stle and of th e b est th a t th e house affords. I ' rie n ta l calm. Such cities as Manda- sh all n ev e r forget th e first tim e I saw lay and Itangoon a re full of th e se in a w om an w orship a p riest. It w as in congruous c o n tra sts, w rites H elen th e crow ded railw ay sta tio n a t R an B a rre tt M ontgom ery in th e M ission goon. E x cep t for th e gay silk cos ary Review of th e W orld; im pres tu m es, one m ig h t h av e th o u g h t h e r sio n s of golden pagodas, yellow-robed self in a railw ay sta tio n in E u ro p e or ascetics, flower-garlanded shrines, A m erica. T hen, like a sto n e dropped silk-sk irted men, mingle w ith th e re in a pool, sp lash ed th is b it of th e an m em bran ce of broad, paved stre e ts, cien t E ast. On th e baggage-laden s tr e e t cars, business blocks, n ew sp a p latfo rm , su rro u n d ed by sw ea tin g por pers, clubhouses, parks, d ep a rtm en t te r s and all th e shouting, Jostling sto re s and railw ay stations. th ro n g , I saw a w om an suddenly pros T he m ingling of races m ak es B ur tr a te h e rse lf on h e r face a t th e feet m a a “m elting-pot" in m in iatu re. R an of a fat, ye 'ow-olad p riest. A gain and goon h as its Chinese q u a rte rs, its again, in ab so rb ed devotion, th e w or T am il and Teiugu stre e ts, its m otley sh ip e r co ntinued. T he books say th a t th ro n g of E uropeans from m any lands w orshiping th e p rie st is an a c t of added to its n ative B urm ese, K aren, h ig h e r relig io u s value th a n w o rsh ip T alian , Shan and o th e r races. In fact, ing th e pagoda or even going on a m ore th an half of th e population of p ilg rim ag e; but to actu ally see this R angoon a re foreign born. T h e com a c t of sp iritu a l h u m iliatio n brought ing of th e se diverse rac es to tr a d e and hom e th e fac t of Buddhism . to live is producing profound ch an g es L a n d of H a p p in e ss and Fre e W om en. in B urm ese life. T h e n a tu ra l su n n in ess of th e B ur T he Burm an is th e a ris to c ra t of th e m ese te m p e ra m e n t is show n by the land. It is his country, h is language, fac t th a t th is m ost p essim istic o f all Double Tread Puncture Proof Tires r. - Butzer’s Seed Store ™ a g e n ts . You save time ami money by buying oi u*. N e w C a t a lo g N o . 64 * I T la v e H e a lt h y , S tr o n g , H e a o t l f a l E y e * O c u lis ts aiu l P h y s ic ia n s u s e d M u rin e Lye R em ed y m a n y y e a r s b e fo r e it w a s o ffered a s a I D o m e stic E ye M ed icin e. M u rin e Is S t ill Com- i p o u n d e d by O ur P h y s ic ia n s a n d g u a r a n te e d by th e m a s a K e lla b le R e lie f for E y e s th a t N eed | C are. T ry it in y o u r B y e s a n d in U aby « E y es — N o S m a r tin g — J u s t E ye C om fort. B uy M urine ! o f y o u r D r u g g is t — a c c e p t n o S u b s t itu t e , an d if | in te r e s te d w r ite for B ook o f th e E y e Free. M l 'l t l N E E V E l i E U E D Y C O ., C illC A U O 293 Morrison St, Corbett Bldg., PORTLAND. OREGON LOSSES tv SURELY PREVENTED C utter’s Blsokleg P ills. Low ’ ‘ fresh, * * reliable: ------ preferred * ^re< by priced. w S 't e r n Hi* | m stootanen because they feet where other wiineines fa ll. W rite for booklet an d tentlm untaU . 10-dose pkg* Blackleg Pills S' 00 50-dose pkg*. Blsokl«« Pills 4 00 IN e any injector, b u t T u tter's best. T he superiority of C u tter products is due to over N y e a r * of specUMatna I n v s o e i n e * a n d s e r u m s o n l y . Insist on Cuttsr's. T ' a £ CUTTER If unobtainable, orA*** direct. LABORATORY. Berkeley. California O U A N A N T C E D ON M ONEY N t f U N O I D N « oth « » A n im a l or F ow l «.ill touch .» N o w uatng. rea d y t a f r e j f r e w c » D i « |. I 'a a J a n d C a a a i r l Slo>»a W aa.ll. , 1 II n e t, w rits a a a ra »1 A w W . A.W l e t <»wk>Ut IN*. I . “ t.O P M l K C U R E * mmA - H |_N LS I ST A-OUT.“ Dept» 102 H c m is n iT E m p o c o b l o o m p ic l o . n . j . Ask us about GOPHER & SQUIRREL CURES. V__________________________________ _ _ / W h e n the W o r m T u rn e d . “ Your H onor," d eclared O fficer Mc P h erso n , "I h eard an aw ful y ellin ' back in th e w agon yard, an d w hen I got th e re th is m an w as h e a tin g his w ife." Ju d g e Broyles turned sh a rp ly on th e p riso n er, a tall, g au n t farm er, w ith clay-colored com plexion. "Is th is tru e ? W ere you b e a tin g your wife, sir? " dem anded th e ju d g e. "Y es, yer h o n o r.” "H ow did you com e to do It? ” "L ord knows, jedge. Fo’ 20 y ea rs sh e aliu s wuz th ' one w h at did th e h e a tin ’, but I je s' happened to c a tc h h e r w hen she w a sn ’t feeliu ’ rig h t." — C ase an d Com m ent. Defined. W illie—Paw , w hat is a m ilita n t su f fra g e tte ? “ I see,” said Bilkins, “ th a t a F rench 1’a w —A fem ale w hose m outh you sc ie n tist h as d iscovered a m ethod for c a n 't open w hen sh e is in ja il an d sta v in g off old ag e.” c a n 't close w hen sh e is o ut of ja il, my “ W ell, w hat of it? ” dem anded W il son.— C in cin n ati K nquirer. k ins. “T h e re ’s n o th in g new in th a t. A m an can sta v e off old age by ju m p R e a d y Relief. ing off th e Eiffel tow er, or dropping "T h is sto ry is full of h e a rt th ro b s.” a lighted m atch in a pow der b arrel " T h e d o cto r told you to be carefu l w hile s ittin g on it, or by rocking th e boat w hen h e's out on th e w ater, or ab o u t y o u r h e a rt. Now to q u iet It by rid in g o ver N iag ara falls sittin g Ju st rea d th is nice m edical a rtic le a s trid e of a log. T hose F ren ch sc ie n ab o u t s try c h n in e ."—L ouisville C our tis ts m ake me tired w ith th e ir h u lla b a ie r-Jo u rn al. loo o v er n o th in g ."— H a rp e r's W eekly. H is Recipes. T e n d e n c y of the T im e s. NEW MODERN DANCING. E . F letch er H allam o rr. th e le n d in g D a n c in g E x p e r t a n d In s tru c to r in N ew Y ork C ity , w rite « : I n a v e used A L L E N 'S F O O T -E A S E , th e a n tis e p tic p o w d e r to be s h a k e n in to th e shoes, fo r te n y e ars, and recom m end it to all m y p u p ils .” I t c u re s and p re v e n ta so re fe e t. Sold hy all D ru g a n d D e p a r t m e n t S to res, 25c. S a m p le F U E L . A d d re ss. A llen S. O lm sted. L e Roy. N . Y. "L o o k s like an ag e of fem inine su prem acy ." "H ow n o w ?” " J u s t saw a crow d of kids a t play. T h e little g irls in th e p a rty w ere boss ing th e job of co n stru c tin g a snow w om an.”— L ouisville C o u rier-Jo u rn al. C a u se and Effect. “P oor T om pkins n ev e r g ets any credit for w hat he does.” " T h a t’s th e fate of som e m en.” "H is se c re ta ry g ets th e c re d it f r j all th e speeches he m ak es, his wife gets th e c re d it for his m a n n ers, and his d a u g h te rs get th e c re d it for his ability to dance th e m axixe.”—B a lti m ore Sun. G ood M ilk e r H e re d ita ry P an ts. An an ecd o te of a little boy w a tc h ing a flock of sh eep on th e sc re en Is I told. “A u n t Mollle, w h a t's th o se th in g s? " "S h ee p ,” his a u n t replied. "S h ee p 's wool Is w hat your p a n ts a re m ade of." "H u h ! No th e y 're n o t," W illie sn o rted . “ M am m a m ade my p an ts o ut of C h a rlie's old o n es.” C o m p a ra tiv e P ro fits. F irs t Coal D ealer— How m uch p ro fit a re you m ak in g on a ton now ? Second Coal D ea ler—Tw enty-five per cent. “W hy, th a t's a good deal m ore th a n I am m a k in g .” “ B ut you sell to th e rich In la rg e lots. I sell to th e poor in p ailfu ls.”— Life. NORTHWESTERN AGENTS P o r t la n d Seed Co., Portland, « O regon Influenza. Pink- Eye, E p iz o o tic, D i s t e m p e r a n d all nose and throat d i s e a s e s c u r e d , a n d a ll o t h e r s , n o m a t t e r h o w " e x p o s e d , ” k e p t f r o m h a v i n g a n v of t h e s e d i s e a s e s w i t h H P O H N ' S L I Q U ID D IS T E M P E R C U R E T h r e e to six doses often cu r* a <a*e O n a So c e n t b o t t l e g u a r a n t e e d to d o so Best th in g f o r b r o o d m a r e s , a c t s o n t h e blood 60c a bottle, fS d o s e n b o ttles D r u g g i s t s a n d h a r n e s s s h o p s o r m a n u f a c t u r e r s sell It A gents w an ted SHIPPING FEVER SPOHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists, GOSHEN, IND.