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T H U R S D A Y , M A R C H 5,1914 Modern Fairy Tale The Faum Alwijt Bring Thing» Out Right Br M. Q U A D C o p y rig h t. 1913. by A sso cia ted L i t e r a r y Press. F O R E S T G R O V E PR ESS starved and frosen he attached that rope. Then to the rope he attached hts neck. After many (lays they found him swinging there. And the gale It moaned. And the snow it blew. And an owl sat on a dead limb and fluttered Its tail and cried: "T o —w h it-to —who-o o-p!” J immie s Valentine Ruse By E D ITH V. ROSS PAGE SEVEN Jimmie was delighted with the success o f his ruse till one day his mother In formed him that Mr. Barker was go ing to be hi* new papa. Jimmie was not particularly pleased with this new feature of the case. In speaking about It to a friend lie remarked: "Doggone it. I only wanted to keep Boh. and I got a stepfather!” The People's Exchange TH E S E C LA S S IFIED CO LUM NS llll Are an index to the life of Forest Grove and surrounding country. L IT T L E R 'S P H A R M A C Y •'Ms,'' said Jimmie Wilkinson, aged T h e y are open to meichant« and all w h o desire a brief and effective medium fo r reach Phone 272 W e Deliver ■even, “ how much are you goin’ to It tvas midwinter. ing the public. T h is department w ill solve you r problems and fu lfill your wants. R eaders Cheese In th e M id d le Agee. give me for valentines this year?' w ill find valuable information and helpful suggestions. The snow lay nine feet deep on the Cheese must have been a rather dear SUM M ONS “ Oh, dear! Has St. Valentine’s day ground. T h e most w id ely read section o f the P R E S S , this department w ill place your locals or scarce article o f food In 1502, for It In the Circuit Court of the State of w here people look for them, and w here they w ill not h e offended in reading them. P r ic e There was au old woman who lived Is recorded In the “ Black Books" of come around again already? It seems Oregon for Washington County. I cent per w ord each insertion, minimum total charge 25 cents. in the midst of a vast forest. She was the Honorable Society o f Lincoln's inn to me that it was ouly a few months Sadie M. Morris, Plaintiff, ago that I wus giving you money to wretchedly poor. that at Luster term. 1502, it was vs. W e find this poor old woman crouch "agreed by the governors and bench buy valentiues with.” And Mrs. W'llkiusoo remembered J. G. Morris, Defendant. For Sale or T rad e For Rent ed over u dying dre and listening to ers this term that If any one of the so In the name o f the State o f O re the moans of the winter gale and say ciety shall hereafter cut cheese Im that three days after the day—the 17th t - i ci rn . u . , F O R R E N T — Five acres all in cul- of February—she would pass another gon: You are hereby required to ap ing to herself: F or S a l e The cheapest house tivation c W . bniWi cit wa_ moderately at the time of dinner or birthday, and tills year would bring a pear and answer the complaint filed "M ay heaven help me this day!’’ supper or shall give cheese to any round figure; she would be thirty. She against you in the above-entitled Finally she rose up and hobbled forth servant or to Hny other or shall carry complete. Near in. hud lost her husband live years before, I per month. W. W. Ireland, H offm an to bunt for a stick of fuel. It away from the table at any time he aud It was beginning to occur to her suit, on or before the expiration of J. 0. Realty Co. t f Building 33tl A banker with a big loan out at 17 shall pay fourpence for each offense. six weeks from and after the date of that a siugle life bad its disadvan per cent would have wept to see that The butlers of the society shall pre the first publication of this summons, Mándele Incubator and Chicken tages. There was no chance for her FO R R E N T -— 10-acre farm adjoin bobble. sent such defaulters weekly under pain to marry again, because nteu never to-wit: the 5th day of March, 1914, Brooder. Mrs. Geo. Caldwell. 29tf. ing Forest Grove. .Good 7-roon» A fter incredible hardships and suf o f expulsion from office.” — London came Into her life. She had one child. and if you fail to answer, for want ferings the old woman found herself Law Times. t u . t house, barn, etc. A ll kinds o f g a r - .Lmtule. who kept her busy, for he was thereof, the plaintiff will apply to F O R S A L E — E x-R ay Incubator for , . . . . . . . possessed o f a single stick, it was . 1, . ..... den truck and ready market. Low always getting himself aud her into the court for the relief prayed fo r in $10. A . . „ H. T Thomas, Phone Oak H i'l about lurge enough to brain a grass rent to right party. Apply to For trouble. But Jimmie did not fill the the complaint, to-wit: For the disso T h e a te r “ H o u re ” In S pain. 152. 3-lt-J hopper with, but she was plowing her est Grove Press. 3 2 tf In Spain the "hour system" prevails whole o f her life. She craved the so lution of the marriage contract now way hack with it when a harsh voice In the theaters. The theater goer does ciety o f one o f her own generation, existing between plaintiff and defend Called to her. F O R S A L E — P a ir of good road „ n _ . . . . . "Thlefess. drop that wood!” not expect to spend an entire evening and It Is natural for the sexes to pre ant, and that she be decreed to be the horses, sorrels, good drivers, w ill! ,FoR R E N T - S o m e nice, l i g h t fer their opposites. “ Sir. I am no thlefess.” replied the listening to a play, but usually drops fo r housekeep- Jimmie gut his mother into one scrape owner o f the home in Forest Grove, trade fo r cattle. P. Hansen, F o re s t! old woman as she drew herself up with In for an hour, during which time he T. J. 0. Realty 30-tf irtfir or offices. that uppeured to be never ending, lu and hat she have such other and fu r Grove, Route One. Co. ' tf dignity. 1 have been out searching i hears a complete playlet, often of S ev a moment of weakness she had con ther relief as to the court may seem ille Acids for a little wood to keep me eru| acU There lr e usua||y four 0f equity. sented to his having a dog. A measly FO R S A L E — Crystal W hite Orp from treeziug and nave found ouly a these "hours” during the evening, the creature of yellow color came whining ThL- summons is published by or ington Cockerels, and eggs fo r set twig.” Wanted j first beginning at a quarter after 7. the about the door one day for something der o f the Hon. D. B. Reasoner, Judge ting. W . C. Graddy, west end o f "You are a liar! I have caught you to eat. and Jimmie begged so hard for second at half past 8. the third at a of the County Court of Washington Second Avenue North. 32t3p with the goods on!” W ood W a n t e d — T he P r e ss quarter to 10 and the fourth and last permission to keep him that his moth County, State of Oregon, said order " I f I had a son. sir” — er consented. That was the great mis desires to secure several cords o f at 11. So little do they expect the F O R S A L E — Full blooded W hite “You have two of them, and they are being made on the 3d day of March, same audience to stay through the en take o f her life. The dog was a 1914. in jail for hog stealing!” Leghorn eggs, $1.50 per setting. both Oak and Fir wood to appljr barker. He would bark at those he on subscription, advertising, or "1 am freezing, and I picked up this tire program that not infrequently the The date of the first publication of Prices made on incubator lots. W . H. same play Is repeated during the pven- loved by way o f salute aud at those little tw ig to save my life.” French. 32t2 job work. this summons is March 5, 1914, and be hated by way o f antagonism. "You have got a cord and a half | Ing. Seats are seldom reserved except Jltnmie declared that he wouldn’t the last date of publication of this for grand opera.—Argonaut. there! Drop It!” Y O U should see the latest design» GO O D, L IG H T spring wagon, good stop the dog barking for the world. summons the 16h day of A pril, 1914. "But I shall perish." as new, with top, side and end cur in wall paper just received by Roe & He said that the beast was splendid J. N. H O F F M A N , “ Perish and he banged to you!” T h e F o x's U s e fu l B rueh. tains. W ill sell cheap. See J. F. Co. befor you select the pattern you protection against burglars. Perhaps Attorney for Plaintiff. "You shall not drive me to my Though It Is only a useless and rath-1 he was, for a warning, but Bob—that 32ti Haynie, or phone 16x, Forest Grove. want. death.” er stupid trophy to the hunter, the was the dog’s name—was the most 32tf It is not too late In the day to sa.v fox’s brush is of value In many ways that the name o f the man was Kltzbue as well as au ornament to the fox. cowardly brute In the world. In a house that backed up against Exclusive neckwear and noveliies Lost and F ou n d. Carlton and that he wus young and His broad, bushy tail is the rudder for the ladies and everything dainty wealthy. He belonged to five clubs which enables him to twist and turn the widow's place lived an old bach L O S T — On 3rd Avenue N orth <* and owned seven autos. He was also at any moment when running at full elor. aged forty. His rising hour was fo r the “Baby’s” wardrobe. Mrs. black purse containing seven dollars. 8. but his waking hour was 7. for more or less engaged to foar different speed. Blanche Richards. 29tf. In approaching a wall or a Finder please return to Ray Smith,. girls. He had given to the heathen hedge or a ditch which has to be Bob was let out every morning at 7 and frisked and barked till 8. Mr. and to the hookworm cure and was jumped the fox gains additional im- | Route One Forest Grove. F O R SALE!— N ew Oliver typewrit rated as a young man o f great charity, petus by rapidly twirling his tail Barker, the old bachelor, hated Bob er, No. 5, never been used. I f you are and yet here he was refusing a poor round. Just as an aeroplane propeller primarily: Jimmie, his owner, second F O U N D — Purse on Pacific Ave.. looking for a bargain in a typewriter, old woman a fagot dug from the revolves. Again. In climbing trees the ' ly. and the widow. Jimmie’s mother, Owner can have same by calling at" call at Main Street Garage, or phone snow! She could not realize it and fox uses his tail as a balance or a sort thirdly. Only Jimmie knew this, for this office and paying for this ad. 31 62X. stood gazing at him with the fagot of fifth leg. and finally in curling him Mr. Barker was too much o f a gentle man to let a woman know how Bob hugged to her breast, when he said: self up to sleep he covers bis head "Oh. you won’t, eh! We’ll see about warm and cozlly with his brush.— annoyed him. Such wus the stf tus W A N T E D — Calves from one to five that!” For acute and chronic diseases when Jimmie asked and received days old, heifers preferred. W rite to London Chronicle. And he whistled for his seven bull money for his annual love messages. or call on J. A . Elder, 336 Second St., see Dr. Stewart, chiropractic, K . dogs. and when they came he pointed | ’T in goin'." said Jimmie to himself, o f P. building. 27tf Forest Grove, Oregon. Phone 234. D a n g e r In Book T a u g h t F ren ch . to her and shouted. "Stubby!” and the "to send a valentine to nmmma from Here is a good story told by Judge Mr. Barker. I reckon that would be seven piled on to her In the greatest S o c ie t y stationery of correct harmony and abandon. Her cries rent Rentoul at the Old Bailey and quoted H good thing for me to do." Spraying. style and neat appearence may the air. but he whistled "Yankee Doo In the London Citizen. A wooden The basic reason for this was. fear For scientific spraying call on or die” and turned and walked away. legged man. with a barrow, had been ing that the bachelor would complain Phone A . H. Thomas, Oak Hill 152 ?e o b ta in e d from the P R E S S j o b It w h s a shocking thing to do. knocked over by a brewer's dray, and of bis dog to his mamma and he would 3 l-t- 4 ! department. or Main 252. Even the crowd cried out against It It was alleged that the drayman was thereby lose him. Jimmie was inter The dogs did not quite finish the old drunk at the time, he being unable to ested in keeping the peace betweeu Wm. A. Schilling, eye sight spec Roe & Co., the pioneer furniture woman. There was a small piece of speak Intelligently to the policeman. the two. So he spent the principal Cor. 5th Ave. ialist o f Portland will be at her left, and It crawled to her igloo This evidence o f drunkenness, said the dealers, have just received a large and 2nd St., part of the money given him for the Shearer & Son’s Jewelry store- and moaned and wept and cried out: judge, was not infallible. shipment of stylish selections in wall prettiest valentine he could find and every Saturday from 9 A . M . “ Must t peCsh here? is there no hu F o re s t G r o v e , O re. An eminent K. C. who had taught asked the man o f whom he bought It papers. 32tf I manity left In the world?" to 5 P. M . Dr. Schilling 19tx himself French from a book resolved to address it to his mother. On S t "There is. grandma, dead loads of to have a holiday in Paris. On arriv The Beaverton Aetna Lime and Sul- Main Street Market. Good m eat it.1" exclaimed a cheerful voice, and ing ut his destination and wishing to Valentine's day he left It at the front the frozen nud dog bitten soman raised be directed to a hotel he addressed a door, theu ran around to the back of phur Spray— For sale by the barrel or all the time. Deliveries made at a n y her bead to behold a fairy standing In gendarme in bis book learned French the bouse aud climbed a trellis to Ms j gallon at Littler’s Pharmacy . time of the day. Phone 631. the door. It was Pinky Pink, whose and was promptly "run In” for being room. H. L ID Y A R D S. A. W A L K E R “ Jimmie." called his mother, "mam specialty Is hunting out aged females drunk and disorderly. ma has got a valentine. Whom do and working surprise parties on them you suppose It's from?" Just behind Miss Pink was a waiter T h s Poor M e m b e r. " I don't suppose ft’s from any one.” from a first class restaurant, and on a N o rt h M a in S t F o re s t G r o v e “ Brother Lastly." said the spokes grumbled Jimmie, "because I know." server he had a meal consisting of “ Know?" man. " I have an unpleasant duty to flogs' legs, oysters fried, porterhouse “ O f course I do. Didn't I see that steak, hash brown potatoes. Maryland perform. There is a report that you chicken and various other things war ; have said that one o f the best and Mr. Barker, who lives back of us. 1st Ave. N ., near Main St. ranted not to produce colic. | most worthy members of our congrega- stealln’ around the house with it and “ What is it?” faintly asked the vic | tlon Is unable to attend service often then run back and jump the fence in W e are prepared to do a hurry?" tim o f man's Inhumanity. the very best o f all “You ' “a're “to"7 li" upV'grHndma. and ou acoou,lt of not bav‘“ * « iHyì eno,1" h “ Why. Jimmie! You're fibbing; you clothes. We have come to ask the know you are." kind o f shoe work. then come with me.” The effect o f the meal, with a small name o f th^t member. We don’t know "W ell, if .von know better than I do C UP-TO-DATE MACHINERY bottle after It. was to make the diner o f any such person, nnd a report of It don’t make any difference to me P h o n e 721 sleepy, and she gave way to It Tw o that kind Is likely to reflect upon us ns I don't like that old curmudgeon, any Special attention given ¡ hours later she awoke to find that she a congregation that does not look after way.” to crippled feet. was no longer grandma—no longer a Its poor hut worthy members. Will Mrs. Wilkinson could not at once lie freezing, starving old woman. On the you tell me who it Is?" lleve what Jimmie had told her. lull contrary, about forty years' worth ot “ Certainly, brethren." replied the she had tx-en conscious of being ob gray hair and wrinkles bad been peeled Rev. Mr. Lastly, with a brave attempt served b.v the bachelor when she stood oil. and her figure wrs that of a sylph. to be cheerful: “ It's my wife." at a mirror near her back window O V E R 65 Y E A R S No one ever saw a sylph, but we all EXPERIENCE prinking and he was at his back win know what a Ixiss figure one has. She dow* shaving. had on a skin tight skirt, and as she “ Well. Jimmie,'' she said. " If I had walked, or tried to walk, she had a P R O G R E S S IO N . a valentine I might be tempted to re gait between that of a camel and a turn the compliment.” L ife to he w o rth v o f a rational turkey trot. Her blond hair was done This put another Idea Into Ilmmie's being m ud he a wavs in progression; up In the latest style, she bad ou satin head. I f he should send Mr. Barker slippers, and she had a beautiful T r a d e M arks w e mus' always purpose to d o m ore FOREST G R O V E , O R E G O N a valentine from his mother lie would D esigns pucker to her mouth. or better than in the past times. re-enforce his i hances for keeping Bob. C o p y r i g h t s Ac. "W here am 1?" she asked after look Anm n« «ending a sketch nnd dMrrtnflnn may He asked his mother for money to buy T h e m ind is m a rg e t and elevated quickly ascertain our opinion free w heth -r an ing around. another valentine to send to n little Invention la probably patentable. fn m m i iica- bv mere purpose» though they end, "In my palace.” replied Miss Pink. tloTiantrtcfly confident lit). HANDBOOK on Ha “ » t e girl she very much approved of. and Bent free. Oldest agency for securing paten *. as they begin, bv airv contem pla And now about Fltzliue Carlton. The Patents taken through Muun A t o. receive •she gave It to him. This time the fperuil notice, without charge, in the fairy didn't have so much business on tion We co m n a rr and judge, clerk who served him was a woman, her bauds that she couldn't attend to and lie asked her to address the en th i h we d o roi practice. —Dr. bis case. She began by taking the velope to Mr Barker. Then between A hundaotnoly 11 hod rated weekly. I.argent efr- Samuel Johnson. culati- i " f i" t n hmi ! lUo Journal. Term s. 13 a creases out o f his trousers and humil daylight and dark, seeing the bachelor your; four n uths,|l. Bold by all newsdealer», iating his pride. looking out of a window, he is r past 364 Broadway. Then she worked It to have hint find !t to the front door, rang the bell and Bran* h f) - e, C15 V Ft., Washington, D. C. that he was a year heliiud the fashion Champagne B ottles. vanished. One reason why champagne bottles in neckties and collars. The next day Mr Barker began In- OFFICERS: Then she had him bounced out of hts are so dear Is that machinery cannot qnirles among his neighbors for some be used to make them. Lung power one to Introduce him to the widow, clubs. E. W. H A I N E S ................... P resident Mr. Carlton also lost Ids seven autos. alone can secure the necessary uni and presently a lady asked permission JOHN TE M PLE TO N - V ic e -P resident Also the four girls to whom he was form thickness o f the glass. A bonus to bring him to call. Mrs. Wilkinson, Is given to workmen who have had believing from the fact o f his having almost engaged. GEO. G. HANCOCK - - - S ecretary sent her a valentine that he had been F o r S a le Then, having uotblng In particular to years o f experience.—Exchange. smitten with her. received him very B oard of D irectors : live for. he returned to the forest graciously, and Mr. Barker. beue<*ng wherein he had first met the old wo P erh ap s I t W o u ld . Geo. G. Hancock Allen Rice John Templeton We have just received another I f princes knew when to speak and the same with refe'vtK-e to her. made man. It was remorse that took him T. W. Sain H. J. Goff E. W. Haines there. It was remorse that suggested women to keep silent, courtiers to say himself as agreeable as was positf»!» car load o f choice fresh cows. Geo. Mizne»- Chris Peterson W. H. Hollis that he take an old clothesline along. what they thought and servants to with her We invite you to inspect them. Mr. Barker was a frequent caller on W. K. Newell H. T. Buxton T o a limb o f a tree hanging right conceal it. the whole world would be Peterson Bros. Mrs. Wilkinson after that. He gate over the hut where grandma had i at peac«».—Chinese. 22 Jimmie candy aud even petted Bob. Phones 0198, and 020X 2 ±£ 2 i Grtvi . S,w $1350. JSs£: S' T. «• *«■ p*., «0.00 ?,ry room jl Forest Grove = Steam Laundry Wood, Coal, Cold Storage and Ice. MERTZ k LATTA J W a KLER k LIDYARD SHOEMAKERS The Auction House N E W A N D SECOND H A N D GO O DS I j if O. M. Sanford Proprietor THE FIRST NATIONAL BANK Scientific American. M!JNN A Co Naw York FRESH C O W S Capital and Surplus $ 60 , 000 . U. S. D E P O S IT O R Y .