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Farm ers and M erchants \^ r ite us fo r our cash offer on your F arm and D airy Produce. I f we ■don’t handle it will re f e r you to re- hable buyer. P E A R S 0 N . p AGE CQ P o rtla n d , O regon. B rR T O U - Away e r a m Cllomiat, Colorado, .. S pecim en price«: Gold, 4llv«r. L e ad M G old, ¿ l ite r . 75e; G old toe: Zm o >r Copper. *1. Mai lin a envelopes a <i fu ll price liai tent o u ap p lic a tio n . C ontrol and C m pire w ork«» atfcitod. R eference: C arbonate N atio n al R ank. On Farming. "F a th e r,” asked Jch u n y , “w h at is tn e difference betw een farm in g and a g ric u ltu re ? ” “ Well, my son; for farm in g you need a plow and a h a r row and o th e r im plem ents, and for a g ric u ltu re all you need is a pencil and a piece o f p ap er."—B altim ore Sun. S L o m e t h in g it t l e You Can Help Yourself O n es VARD E. n ° Lead ¿ v. lie. WEBER STAMPS J » f 32Sj“V22= tn d R ibt on B adges. Good Gotxls, Q uick S ervice. Send lo r c o m p lete C atalo g u e No. 26. Acme S tarnn A'orka. 1015 A S t., 1 aconta. W ash. DIRIGIBLE SLED IS NOVELTY H ood’s Sarsaparilla Acts directly and peculiarly on the blood; purifies, enriches and revitalizes it, and in this way builds up the whole sys tem. Take it. Get it today. Boy’s Ordinary Sled May Also Be Combined W ith Handcar to Make Motor— Should be Low. (B y J . A B E R G S T R O M , In t h e S e te n tlf U . 1 A m e r ic a n .) The accom panying Illu stra tio n s show how an o rd in a ry sled m ay be converted Into a dirig ib le sled, and how It may be com bined w ith a boy's , hand c a r to m ake a m otor sled. W a n te d — M e n end W om en U n like th e o rd in a ry sled, th a t is , l o te a m b a r b e r tra d e . Tools free. W ag^a w hile In usual liquid form or in chocolate steered by digging in th e h eels, o r! e a rn in g . P o sitio n s g u a ra n te e d . In te rn a -io n a l coated tablets called S a r s a t a b s . d ragging the feet in th e snow , from B erb e r F choo,. 429 E. 6th S i.. Los A n g ele s, C a t one fid e to th e o th er, th ere b y check- I lng th e speed of th e sled, th e sled O r h e a r t tro u b le ; w ish to Revolutionary General's Uniform. see th e ca se I c a n ’t c u re . A C ontinental uniform m ore th a n h ere show n has flexible ru n n e rs, N o D ru g s. DR. DOUGLAS, D. C. 100 y ears old, which w as once th e w hich may be cu rv ed to one sid e o r 3 3 8 U nion A v e n u e N ., P o r tla n d , O r. pro p erty of G eneral C h ristie of Revo th e o th e r by a ste e rin g bar, cau sin g lu tio n ary w ar fam e, w as one of th e th e ru n n e rs to follow sm oothly in th e In te re stin g relics of th e e s ta te of the curving tra c k s T h e sled should be la te M arg aret C. B enjam in of Ithaca, built low and n arro w , and th e run W f p X rivplv nav *h" hi h “ ,t m a rk e t p ric e ,, a . w e a re rnanu- N. Y. T he uniform is of w h ite broad f a c u r e r , anti ' ilercfi r ru n pay cloth, w ith silk and sa tin w aist, knee t i e r th a n tiealcra. S end for "TILS" ^ fn -r p r w iat am i s h ip p in g tat?, breeches and satin stockings. Machinery , S eco n d -H an d M achin ery b o u g h t, sold and ^ e x c h a n g e d : e n g in e s , t oiler . raw m illa . e tc . T h e J . E. M artin Co.. 76 la t ?t.. P o rtla n d . S end fo r S to ck l ist and prices. ASTHM A Back to health by as sisting the stomach in its work of digestion a n d assimilation — by keeping the liver active and the bowels open. F o r t h i s p a rtic u la r work there is nothing quite so good as HOSTETTER'S STOMACH BITTERS Cird M usic?. E a h ! I ■ t s Ctn the Ko;t g 'n s r before h l 3 rr. a can-.rer sipped a t'n cup of cc.Trr : ji . v ! listf-Red to th e birds. ’ You'll th in k from all tills pure mel- a iy .” he s c d . “th a t birds w ere musl- ?ai— H i t like the Xew York critics, :! ■ v loved the best and only the best. Hut. as a m a tte r of fact, they have a degraded ta s te . The th ru sh and the ark a re as w rong in th e ir m usical •decs t*s Puccini and L eoneavalla are said to be. "I have tested the th ru sh . I have i° t him- to learn in g th e notes of the V rlg h tirg a ie . R ut he d o esn 't care for the n ig h tin g a le s divine music. He will have h o n e of it. The sp a rro w ’s ugly tw itte r, on th e o th e r hand, he m asters w ith delight. “T he finch and the m ockingbird a re the sam e. T hey w on’t learn fine m u sic, the m usic of R eethoven or Chopin ar W agner, but they tak e to rag tim e and jig s like a ptg to hog-wash. “H ark to th a t b u rst of melody from the pine copse! You’d th in k the sing ers .nspired. B ut If th ru sh o r lark ar m ockingbird w ent to New York, the c ritics would say th e ir m usic was as ro tte n as th a t of T h ais of Tosca. U np ro n iacic opurt. “ Possum s a re a b u n d a n t around W attsboro,” say^ th e L u en en b u rg T rib une, “b u t a m an in th a t neighbor- . hood w ent out hu n tin g th e o th e r night, and a fte r his dogs got a fte r som e th in g he cut down tw o tre e s and finally ran his own c a t into th e dining room a t his own hom e.’’ ~i------------ - - —" Society Friends. M rs. Gossip— How does it com e th a t Mrs. N ew rich invited you to h er p a rty ? I th o u g h t you w ere enem ies. Mrs. S harp— We are, b u t she th o u g h t I had nothing fit to w ear and w an ted to m ake m e feel had. MEXICAN MUSTANG LINIMENT /v.-,.vfryv F O R . *• S P R A IN S . I G . M . N o rth ro p , B ia b e e , A rix ., w rit« « : “ I h a v e b een u s in g M e x ic a n M u s t a n g L in - I im e n t fo r a s p r a in e d fo o t w ith g r e a t resu lt* . I t ' s a n a w fu l fine re m e d y fo r s u c h a ilm e n ts .” I t penetrates quickly . rem ovesall inflam m ation and reduces the swelling. | 2 5 c . 5 0 c . $1 a b o ttle a t D ru g & G e n ’l S to re « | Painless Dentistry Is o u r p rid e—o u r hobby—o u r «tudy fo r year« »nd cow o u r success, a n d our« i» th e b».st painless work to be found anyw here, n o m a tte r how m uch you pay. C o m p a r e o u r P rices* -------V We fin ish plato and briuL-o work fo r out- o f-to w n natron« iu ne <*ay if desirsd. sin le ss « ifra c tio n fre e w hen p'atos or bridge work is o rd er ©d. Consultation free. ‘* * /v*> MolarCrowns $ 5 . 0 0 22k Bridge T e e tl.4 .0 0 . - A Gold ra fa f» 1 .0 0 Ik*»' J Enamel Filling* 1 . 0 0 Silver Fillings .5 0 lood Rubber - f tn , Plate* 5 .0 0 L •» Beat Red Rubber ■ ■«> J Ü "*• 7 i2 DR. W A Wilt, Pm anv mb V um m PaiMe*» Eitr*«on . 0 J u m u mmuRio m pwtu * b i « t m cthoo * A ll w o r k f u l l y g u a r a n t e e d f o r f if t e e n y ea r» . W is e D e n t a l C o ., me. i Painless Dentists PORTIA*-____ ruling Building! Third»-d Wnhington | Sunday*. PORTUNO. 0« U to X o m c B o w .; « A M U 8 P M f OUT O f TOWN PEOPLE can receive prom pt tr e a t m ent* of k<m-Fo»*onou*. Heftith-balldin* rwaediM from BEST BLUING M ADE. T w enty y ears' experience back ot RED CROSS BALL BLUE. E very housew ife th a t uses it will have no other. It is th e only blue th a t is all blue. Liquid bluing is discarded forever a fte r RED CROSS BALL BLUE is tried. M akes clothes clea r and white. L arge package 10 cents. AT ALL GROCERS._________________ Evils of U nderw ear. An Ohio citizen, eighty y e a rs old, claim s th a t he n ev er has w orn any un d erw ear. Many a citizen of A frica h as done th e sam e th in g and y et failed to g e t his nam e in th e p ap ers. If you use Eye Salve use th e best. P e t t it ’ s E ye S alve is the standard, is reliable and costs no more than infer- ior goods th a t are unknown. Used b\ Physician-; and O culists, helps w here all o th ers fail. It is not the T ube or Box th a t cures, it is th e S alve th a t does the w ork. G uaranteed by H ow ard Bros, under th e G overnm ent Food and D rugs A ct. D o n 't be deceived or misled. The ouly really an tisep tic Eye Salve th a t has been in th e m a rk e t for years. Sold bv D ru g g ists th ro u g h o u t the known world. China’s Long W aterway. C hina h as th e longest can al in th e world—th e G rand. It is th e lon g est certified w aterw ay, and goes from T un g tu to H angchoo, a d ista n c e of 600 miles. Cleanses th e System effectually; D ispels colds and Headaches; due to constipation. Best for men, women and c h ild re n ; younq and old. To qet its B en eficial effects.always note the name of th e Company, C alifornia F ig S yrup ( o . plainly printed on the front of every packaqe of the Genuine DENTIST Do you w a n t to be y o u r ow n d e n tis t? Do you w a n t to do aw ay w ith b ig d e n ta l bills an d th e d re a d o f th e d e n ta l ch air? Do you w a n t to h av e good, sound and b e a u tifu l te e th ? I f you u s e F u ch i D ental P a s te it w ill ab so lu tely p r e v e n t d ec ay and g iv e to th e te e th th a t p e a rly w h ite a p p e a ra n c e and to th e g u m s th e firm n ess an d co lo u r o f h e a lth . T ubes. 50c; la rg e tu b e . $1. YOUTH *2 BEAUTY P re s e rv e th e b e a u ty and y o u th fu l a p p e a ra n c e of th e face by th e ap p lic a tio n o f F u ch i M assage C ream , w hich feeds th e sk in , th e re b y fillin g o u t and p re v e n tin g w rin k le * an d d e s tro y in g b la ck h ead s, an d giv es th e skin th e b lu sh an d glow o f y o u th . T h e m arvelou* com plex io n o f th e h ig h clans O ri e n ta ls . w h ich h as been a m y s te ry to E u ro p e a n s, is d u e to th e use o f p re p a r a tio n s m a d e fro m th is re c e ip t. P u t op in glass. SI. T h is is th e first tim e th e ab o v e -m en tio n ed p r e p a ra tio n s h av e been o ffered fo r sa le in A m erica. A lim ited su p p ly ia to be h ad by a d d re s s in g 'B ra n c h ) fUCHI LABORATORIES S u ite 9 , 3 L 2 . W a s h in g to n S t., r 0 » « r C rtr prefer* P o r tU n d , O re g o n B A K E R ’S B u --K o la Tablets Best N e rre and K ; dney Tonic on Ea rth C. GEE WO _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ th e C h in « - dnrtor. JPrv onoe m ore if you have bee* doctoring w ith 'tfli* o ne and th a t one and have not S n e n t re lie f. L e t th is orr-et n a tu re healer■di*«- no«o vour case and prescribe som e remedy’wr.nw actio n i* q a trk , «ore and «afe. 5 **"? a le com pounded f n r n Beat«. Herb«. * u d . and Berk* th a t h a re been g ath ered ^ m ererw te r of th e « M e .T h e eecrwta a te n o t know * to th e outside world, tu t bee* h anded down fm m fa th e r to «on 1* th e physicians faaniliss i* China. CO N SU LTA TIO N F R E E . I f you live o at of town and <**■ aym ptom blank a n d c irc u la r, enclosing 4 cents In •tamp«. THEC. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 1 6 2 ) r H S«., Cor. Morrison n a a <*-«•«- Ordinary Girl's Sled. n e rs should ex ten d well fo rw ard an d re a rw a rd , which will m aterially add to th e speed of th e sled w hen c o astin g dow n a hill. Fig 1 show s an o rd in a ry g irl’s sled, w hich is m ade into a flexible o r d irig i ble sled. T h e top p a rt of th e ru n n e rs, Selfishness Universal. show n in d otted lines, is c u t off on A K an sas City judge announces a s a level w ith th e s e a t and th e e n d s a re an o rig in al discovery th a t selfishness fa sten ed to g e th e r w ith a tra n s v e rs e is th e chief cau se of divorce. Of b ar a. m ade of iro n o r wood. F rom course it is. It is also th e c a u se of th is b ar, and fa ste n e d th e re to , a re m ost of th e o th e r tro u b les of h u m an ! b a rs b, one on each side of th e s e a t ity. E lim in ate selfishness from th e and p ara lle l th e re w ith . T h e se b a rs n a tu re of m an an d th e m illennium j a re fa ste n e d to all th e s ta n d a rd s of w ould be w ith u s .__________ th e sled. On th e fro n t b ar is fa ste n e d Double Rigged. a ste e rin g lev er c, w hich is fulcrum ed T h e m ost m odern ty p e w rite rs a re by th e rearw ard ly -ex ten d in g a rm s d rigged for billing—and som e of th em to th e fro n t p a rt of th e s e a t of th e for cooing.—P h ilad elp h ia R ecord. sled. It is now e v id e n t th a t w hen th e o p e ra to r w ishes to ste e r to th e rig h t, New Invention for Coin Purse. he p re sse s th e lev er w ith th e le ft foot, K eeping the flap closed by a ru b and vice versa. As th e ste e rin g le v e r b er cord, a W ashington inventoi is th u s moved, it will be noticed th a t claim s to have devised a coin purse it m oves th e tra n sv e rs e b a r to one th a t is safer th a n th e usual form s. side o r th e o th e r, th e re b y c u rv in g th e ru n n e rs in th e sam e directio n , w hich w ill th e n follow sm oothly in th e cu rv ed tra c k s. ^ It will be n o ticed from th e plan view . Fig. 2, th a t th e e n d s ta n d a rd is bolted to th e s e a t of th e sled, an d th a t th e o th e r tw o sta n d a rd s a re not, so a s to allow a free m o v em en t of th e ru n n e rs when o p e ra te d upon by th e H ow Mrs. Reed of Peoria, 111., s te e rin g lever. Escaped The Sur Two pieces of wood should be fa s t ened u n d er th e se a t, a sh o rt d ista n c e geon’s Knife, e a c h side of th e fo rw ard sta n d a rd , to allow fo r side m ovem ent. T h e old iron shoes on th e wood ru n P eoria, HI.—“ I w ish to le t every one n e rs should be ta k e n off an d cu rv ed know w h a tL y d ia E .P in k h a fn ’sV egetable Compound has done o r hollowed a s show n in Fig 4. or m ay I fo rm e . F o rtw o y e a rs be replaced by new ones By refer- j I suffered. The doc rin g to Fig. 2, it will be seen how th is ! to r said I had a tu m o r cu rv in g of th e shoe m ay be accom - and th e only rem edy w a s t h e su rg eo n ’s k n ife. My m o th er b o u g h t m e Lydia E. P in k h am ’a V eg eta ble Compound, and today I am a well and h ealth y w om an. F o r m o n t h s I suffered from inflam m ation, and your S an ativ e W ash relieved me. I am glad to tell anyone w h at your m edicines have done fo r me. You can use my testim onial in any w ay you w ish, and I will be glad to an sw er le tte r s .” — Mrs. C h r i s t i n a A Dirigible Sled. R e e d , 105 Mound S t., P eoria, 111. plished. A shallow groove is m ad e in M rs. L y n c h A lso A v o id e d a block of h ard wood, o v er w hich th e O p e ra tio n . th in ste e l shoe is placed. A s h o rt Jessu p , Pa. —" A f t e r th e b irth o f m y piece of round iron is laid on th e sh o e fo u rth child, I had sev ere organic inflam to p ; th e la tte r is th e n h am m ered in m ation. I would hav e such te rrib le pains to th e groove, a ssu m in g th e hollow ed th a t it did not seem as though I could o r concave form . stand it. This k e p t up fo r th ree long R ivet th e shoe on th e ru n n er, w hich m onths, u n til tw o doctors decided th a t should be hollow ed o u t a little to fit. an operation w as needed. T h e o b ject of th e concave form of ru n " T h e n one of m y frien d s recom m ended n e rs is th e sam e a s th a t of hollow Lydia E. P in k h am ’s V eg etab le Com ground sk ates. T h e o u tsid e edges pound and a fte r ta k in g it fo r tw o m onths have a tendency to dig in to th e ice I w as a w ell w o m an .’’—M rs. JOSEPH A . o r snow, and keep th e sled in Its L ynch , Jessup, Pa. course, or in "th e sam e r u t ; ” b u t w hen W om en w ho suffer from fem ale ills th ro w n out of line w ith th e s te e rin g should tr y L ydia E . P in k h am ’s V eg eta lever, they seem to ta k e hold o f th e ble Compound, one o f the m ost success snow an d ch an g e th e codrse of th e ful rem edies th e w orld has ever know n, ■led before su b m ittin g to a surgical opera* tiOD. W hat Is th e A nsw er? W hy m ight you be justified in p icking th e p o ck ets of a p h o to g ra ---------------------------- <! 5 p h er? B ecau se he h a s p ic tu re s (picked ¡ m y o u rs). !¡!l i ' '( W hich of th e p la n e ts h as th e m ost D A IR Y FEED ! j specie? T he m o o n ;. b e c a u se he is c o n sta n t ly c h an g in g q u a rte rs. J ; J, • • • J • W hen does a c a te rp illa r im prove in b eh av io r? A sk your d ealer fo r it. I f he does W hen he tu rn s o v er a new leaf. n o t handle it drop us a postal dard W hy should a quill pen n e v e r be and we will fu rn ish you th e nam e of a d eale r who does used in Inditing s e c re t m a tte rs? B ecause it is a p t to split. W h a t tra d e does th e sun re g u la rly follow ? A LB ER S BROS: T h o se of a ta n n e r and a p o rtra it !!•• 0 p ain te r. W hy is a coachm an lik e th e j, clouds? B ecause he holds th e reins. SAVED FROM AN OPERATION ^ ÂLBÜtSBROS^Ï Ï BEST AND CHEAPEST MILLING C i;ij PORTLAND. OREGON' B rf— T a k i» . A f l- r T a k in c . W ill m a k r you a fe -p b e t t- r . - a t b - t t - r , b t - emu— th - y r-b u ild y o u r b re A -n -d o w . n—r — . A c t on th * k id n -y a a n d s i» « p e r m a n e n t r-lw-f fo r k m ck arb - a n d all b la d d e r tro u b le - Sold only by Ore m i n t D R l « C O .. ZM B . r . aide SC. Car. F irtk . P o rt la n d . Ora« » » . 2 Sc a b a t . S Wataa f t .0 0 . by m i l . p « t a c - paid Hen Laid Chickens. "Oh, m a m m a !” exclaim ed little three-year-old M argie, ru n n in g Into the bouee g re a tly excited. "W h a t do you think? T he old speckled ben baa laid a nestful of little chickens!" T o B r c d l in N ew S h o e s . A lw ays s h a k e 111 A lie n ’*- Foot-E ase, a p o w d e r. t c u re s h o t, s w e a tin g , s e llin g , sw o lle n te e t u re s c o rn s , in tro w in g n a i l , a n d b u n io n s. Al .1] ilri-x g is ts a n d shoe s to re s, 'Joe. D ont a c c e p t u y s u b a titu te . S am p le m a ile d FU E L. A ddress tlle u S. o lm .tc d , Le Kov, N. Y. Those Bird Men. C ountry Cousin— Blam ed if this a in ’t th e fu st tim e I ev er savt fire flies w hen they was snow on the ground. C ity R elative— T hose ar« not fireflies. They a re cig a re tte butt* falling from the aero p lan es.—Puck. RAW FURS U" I ,r ., ftp , va n • for y o u r skins. > ’ll Unarar i o. th e R eliable •■’tl trie r« >0.“ v 7th Si., fart'tuid. tir, His Security. W hen E ts j n Folsom asked Squire Lane to lend him f2i)0 to Invest In th at dry good business, the squire iryly inquired what Mr. Folsom had .0 offer him in the way of security. "S ecu rity ?" arid Eben, with an a!r Df Injured dignity. “ W ell, squire. I’ll tell you w hat I have to otf>r: T h ree solid silv er teaspoons, a handsom e brass w arm ing-pan, a p air o’ decal- comany vases, large size, and the m a terial for as much as th ree fe ath er beds, If not four, rig h t on the backs o’ my flock o’ geese, and five Plym outh Rock hens. “You can call 'em all yours till I pay th e m oney back, an ' I'll tak e c are jf ’em fre e of charge. I don’t know what anybody could w ant m ore'n th a t or se c u rity .”—Y outh’s Companion. FOR COUCHS AND COLDS We have had seventy years of experience with Ayer’s Cherry P e c to r a l. T h i s makes us have great confi dence in it for coughs, colds, bronchitis, weak throats, and weak lungs. W e want you to have confidence in it, as well. Ask your own doctor what experience he has had with it. He knows. Keep in close touch with him. O ne of A yer’s Pills at bedtime will cause an increased flow of bile and produce ■ gentle laxative effect the day following. Form ula on each box. Show it to youf doctor. He will understand at a glance. D ose, one piR at bedtim e, just one. X « d - b j t h . J . o . A T X a CO., L o w -U . M u a . Ornamental Second Husband. ”1 look on a second husband as ft good d e ss e rt a fte r a fine d in n er and ft When Your Eyes Need Care T y Murine Eye Remedy woman o u g h ter swallow one when of Vo S m a r t in g ’— F e e l s F in e — A c ts Q u ic k ly . T r y fered w ithout no mincing. Of c o u rs e t f o r R e d , W e a k , W a te r y E y e s a n d U r a t a l - a t e d E y e lid s . I l l u s t r a t e d B o o k In e a c h P a c k * th e re n ever w as such a m an as Mr. ig e . M u r in e is c o m p o u n d e d b y o u r O c u li s t s S atterw h lte, but he was alw ays m ighty — n o t a “ P a t e n t M e d ic in e ’’— b u t u s e d In s u c c e ss fu l P h y s i c i a n s ’ P r a c t i c e f o r m a n y y e a r s . busy, w hile C al R ucker is a real pleas Vow d e d i c a te d to t h e p u b li c a n d s o ld b y ure to me, a-settlng around the hous« D r u g g is ts a t 26c a n d 50c p e r B o ttle . M u r in e E ye S a lv e i n A s e p tic T u b e s , !i5c a n d 60c. on account of his soft co n stitution. M u rin e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h ic a g o Mr. S a tterw h lte, I’m th an k fu l to say, left me so well provided for th a t I N ovelty Brings Profits. can afford Mr. R ucker a s a kind of A New York grocer has com bined o rn am en t.”— M arla Thom pson D aviess an a d v ertisin g novelty and a source In “Rose of Old H arp eth .” of profit in a b u tte r churn, w hich is Possible to Be Too Busy. in alm o st co n stan t op eratio n In his A ce rta in business m an w as bo very store. T h e churn is.d riv en by a sm all electric m o to r and th e schem e Is to busy th a t he could not see anybody sell a p atro n a q u an tity of cream and who called. Among ’em w as a good then, for a sm all charge, ch u rn It Into custom er, who w ent elsew here.—Jo h n b u tter. T h e operation tak es b u t a A. Howland. few m inutes. T h e C h ic a g o fire co u ld h a v e been p i e v en ted w i t h o n e pail o f water , h u t tin w a te r was n o t h a n d y . K e e p a ho tl ■ o H a m l i n s W i z a r d Oil h a n d y a n d pr oven th e fiery p a i n s o f inti iiiniat on. Carried Off Dickens Debris. E verybody knew D ickens. He could not dine in public w ithout a ttra c tin g ' atten tio n . W hen he left the dining- ! room, his ad m irers would descend upon his ta b le and carry off eggshells, orange peels and o th e r things th a t rem ained behind, so th a t they m ig h t have m em orials of th is g re a t and much loved w riter.—M unsey's. M o th e r s w ill f in d M rs. W in s lo w 's S o o th in g Byrup the b est rem edy to use for th eir ehiMrfea lu r in g i^.e teeth in g period. Can’t Get Away From Them. “T he proof of the pudding is in the eatin g ; you c an ’t g et aw ay from th a t,” say s an a d v e rtise m e n t And th e M an h attan M ercury ad d s: “T here are a lot m ore equally trite b its ol wisdom th a t it seem s Im possible to get aw ay from .”—K ansas City S ta r TO C U R E A COLD IN O N E DAY T a k e L A X A T IV E B R O M O tlu in in o T a b le ts . D r u m tls ta r e f u n d m oney i f i t fail.« to c u re . E . VV. G R O V E ’S s iir n a tu r e la o n e a c h b o x . 25c. M ixture of Fam ily N ames. T h is is a good exam ple of w hat is a comm on phenom ena in th e polyglot B alkans: A man nam ed Pave!—th a t Is, P aul—had five sons; one se ttled in A thens, culled him self Pavopoulo, th e G reek form of Paulson; th e second w ent to B elgrade and called him self Pavlovich; th e th ird in Sofia called him self Pavloff; the fourth m ade his hom e in B ucharest under the nam e Paviescu, w hile the youngest se t up in b u sin ess In C onstantinople, assu m ing th e T u rk ish form of Pavloglu. Chsst F a in s a n d S p r a in s S lo an ’s L in im en t is a n ex cellent rem edy fo r c h e st an d th ro a t affections. I t quickly reliev es co n g estio n a n d in flam m ation. A few d ro p s in w ater u sed as a g arg le is a n tise p tic a n d healing. H e ra ’s P r o o f I have used Sloan’s Liniment for years and can testify to its wonderful efficiency. I have used it for sore throat, croup, lame back and rheum atism and in every ca^e it gave instant relief.” R E B E C C A J A N E ISA A C S, Lucy, K entucky. u SLOANS LINIMENT is ex cellen t for sp ra in s and b ru ises. It sto p s th e pain a t o n ce a n d red u ces sw ell in g very quickly. S old by all dealers. W o o , 2 B c . , B O o ., $ 1 .0 0 Sloan's Treatise on the Horse sent freí. P I L E S C U R ED IN S TO 14 DAYS Y o u r d n ifrffk it w ill re fu n d m o n e y if P A Z O O IN T - M E N T fail« t c c u r e a n y cane o f I tc h in g , B lin d , B le ed in g o r P r o tr u d in g P ile s in 6 to 14 d ay s. 60c. Kansas Schoolgirl's Choice of Ways. One day last w rek tw o little girls In P arso n s w ere h u rry in g to school and w ere afraid they would be tard y . One little girl said: “ L et's kneel rig h t down and pray th a t we won’t be tardy.” "Oh, no,” said th e o th er, "le t's hike on to school and pray w hile we’re h ik in ’.”— P arsons Sun. 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