Rheumatism
NEGRO IS A F.1ARVEI
Is A Constitutional U ser.se.
It manifests itself In local &ches and
pains,—inflamed Joints and stiff mus
cles,—but it cannot be cured by local
applications.
It requires constitutional treatment,
and the best is a course of the great
blood purifying and tonic medicine
IL L IT E R A T E P O R T E ? COE3 SOME
M A T H E M A T IC A L WONDERS.
U
Attended School Only Two Weeks and
Can Scarcely W rite His Name
— Does Intricate Sums “ In
His Head.”
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
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the blood and builds up the system.
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chocolated tablets called S a rs a ta b s .
Drug Stores (snaps) in 48 states. For
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W e positively pay the hi hest
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Mon and Women.
WANTED $1,000 AS A STARTER
Coy Little Maiden A fter Waiting Two
Months Was W illing to Compro
mise on $2.35.
"Robert, dear,” said the coy little
maiden to her swetheart, “ I ’m sure
you love me. But give me some proof
o f it, darling. W e can’t marry on $15
a week, you know."
"W ell, what do you want me to do?”
said he with a grieved air.
“ Why, save up $1,000 and have it
safe in the bank, and then I ’ll marry
you.”
About two months later she cuddled
up close to him on the sofa one even
ing and said:
“ Robert, love, have you saved that
thousand yet?”
“ Why no, my love,” he replied, “ not
all of it.”
“ How much have you saved, dar
ling?"
"Just $2.35, dear.”
“ Oh, well,” suggested the sweet
young thing, as she snuggled a little
closer, “ don’t let’s wait any longer. I
guess that’ll do.” — Lippincott’s.
FAME.
The Old Master now sup
planted by the graduate.
Good wages while, learning. .
Book for borne study, $1.25
Largest- school In the West
NATIONAL BARBER COL-
LEGE. GS Washington St.,
Seattle Wash.
The Norway Maple.
In many parts of the east the Nor
way or sycamore maple is a favorit«
for street planting, though It is Borne
what Intolerant of dust and smoke
and is therefore better suited to rural
districts and villages than_ congested
city centers.
As it is a spreading
tree, care should be taken to prevent
Its bending too low.
It thrives In
southern California as well as any ol
the maples, but seems to thrive still
better farther north. Nature seems
to dictate an evergreen country, and
't is somewhat puzzling to know why
»’e have sycamores, cottonwoods, etc.
»lm ost Identical with species found
“ Mammy, why is I named Andrew
in eastern states. In central and
Jackson?”
northern California, where oaks are
“ Why, chile! Dat wus yo’ grandpap-
deciduous, the maples thrive and nc
py’s nam e!”
objection should be made to use on
street and highway.
Juvenile Logic.
Little Mabel’s mother was expecting
Practice W ill Make Perfect.
Mabel’s auntie on a visit. Just as she
Practice thyself even in the things was almost due to arrive a telegram
which thou despairest of accomplish came which read: “ Missed train. W ill
ing. For even t> j left hand, which start at same time tomorrow.”
Is ineffectual for all other things for
Mabel hurried home from school, ex
want of practice, holds the bridle pecting to greet her auntie, instead of
more vigorously than the right hand; which she was shown the telegram.
for it has been practiced In this.— She read it through carefully and la
Marcus Aurelius.
boriously and then she remarked:
“ How silly of auntie, mamma!”
“ Why, dear?” inquired the mother.
Up to the Wishbone.
"W ell, don’t you see that if she
Said an English clergyman: "Patriot
ism Is the backbone of the British em starts at the same time tomorrow she
pire: and what we have to do is to w ill miss the train again."— Illustrated
train that backbone and bring it to Bits.
the front."— Christian Intelligencer.
His Idea.
She— Look here, John Foodies, why
Few There Are Who Learn Wisdom.
A Chicago woman tried to undo a do you always get out o f the way when
hard knot in her dress by burning It. the carpets need to be taken out and
She succeeded In exactly the same cleaned?
He— Merely, my dear, because o f my
swift, comprehensive way in which the
reluctant morning fire Is started with desire for originality.
She— W hat do you mean by that fool
kerosene. So few are the wise people
who learn from experience of the fool talk?
He— You know, my dear, I always
ish ones.
try to avoid the beaten path.
MEXICAN
MUSTANG
L IN IM E N T
FOR RANCHMEN.
H . L. Corbin, So. Platte, Colo., w rite« t
“ I am a stockman here and i f yon lived
I near I could g ir e yon a box o f M ustang
Linim ent bottles w e have used np on our
horses and cattle. W e ride pretty hard
herein the K "i kies hot Mustang Liniment
I fixes the horses is o d as ever.”
I 25c. 50c. $ 1 a bottle at Drug A. G en’I Stores
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Rhaum at sm, Skin D i u i e t , Stomach
and Lung T rou b le«
Cored permancntlv at wtoa J! co*t. NO FAKE.
U.00 trial p«rka*ie 25 cent*. Addre** Lang'a Min*
•raJ Wonder Co.. Zil Main 8t.. Portland. Ore.
S67 Broadway. Oakland. OaL
May 17. B1L
Oentieroen:—1 rnoet expre«« my *urj»ri*e and
pleasure si the work of yonr Mineral Wonder in
relation to myself. The package I received from
lour repr*«eo stive here. although used hot for a
few weeks. ha* wrought sarprifliagly pleaaant re
mits in ny condition. As a kidney and bladder
cleaner it is kin«.
very respectful/.
W. ft THOMAS.
T A K E
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C O L D S
1 RY B ALL DLUINO.
Uncle j3-ig’e Appeal.
Uncle Jenk and Aunt Ne.-vy Splgler •
The housewife's friend on wash having been unable to get along peace i
day. Large package
cents. Blue ably together, b id separated, on at,
that lg all blue. One* KED CROSS I
B A L L BLUE te tried, all others a r e ' em ir*.':'» basis. Uncle Jenk trok uj !
nlo abode In an old men’s home; Aunt'
discarded.
There is a reason: Liquid bluing j Nervy kept the cottage and garden j
is a weak solution o f colored water, and also let&lced the slender hank
while Ball Bluing Is solid blue, clear ' account
A yer’s Hair Vigor, new im
through. Price, 10 cents. A L L GRO
Under this arrangement the two old
CERS.
proved formula, will certainly
people were on the friendliest foot
lng and Uncle Jenk made nelghborlj
stop filling of the hair. Indeed,
N ew s D is s em in ators .
A minister at a camp meeting was calls upon his w ife at frequent Inter
we believe it will always do this
delivering a discourse on pride, and vals, often doing small bits of w orl
unless there is some disturb
in cautioning the ladles against It, he about the premises, for which Aual
ance of the general health.
said: "And you, dear sisters, may feel N ervy scrupulously paid htm.
Then, a constitutional medicine
On one occasion, the plastering h ar
proud that our Lord paid you the dis
tinguished honor of appearing first to lng fallen from the celling, Uncle Jenk
may be necessary. Consult
one of you after the resurrection; but solicited the Job of repairing, naming
your physician about this.
you have no reason for It, as It was $6 as his price for the work, which
Does not change the color o f the hair.
undoubtedly done that the glad tidings Aunt N ervy considered excessive.
Formula with each botti*
“ W h y," she protested, “ I know )
might spread aoooner."
}
Shew it to your
could get Andy Gatch to do It cheap
doo'or
A cold on your chest weakens your lungs. er than that.”
Ask him about It,
Tubercular Germs attack the weak spots.
then do aa he say
"M ebby ye might,” allowed Unci»
Keep your lungs strong by curing colds
quickly with Hamlins Wizard Oil and you Jenk. mildly, "but I ain’t nimble, Ilk« The reason why Ayer’ s Hair Vigor stops
will not get Consumption.
Andy; It'd take me a good bit longei falling hair is because it first destroys tno
than what It would him. ’Sides that, germs which cause this trouble. After
No Tim e for Laziness.
even If you could git the work don« this is done, nature soon brings about a
A physician announces that he has a little cheaper, I should think you'd full recovery, restoring the hair and
discovered a serum that w ill cure lazi favor one that’s kin to you, rathe) scalp to a perfectly healthy condition.
-----Made by the J. C- A yor Co., T.'twpil. « « - « —
ness. The present cost o f living Is than a stranger.”
curing It fast enough.— Detroit Free
Uncle Jenk’s loglo won and he re
Press.
celved his price.— Youth’s Companion
One of Life’s Problems.
W e are Involved so early In the
Cut Out Old Canes.
prejudices of so many whose Interest
Primitive Medicines.
AC er the raspberries are through
Some o f the early medical practi is concerned to communicate them to
frulvag. the old canes are taken out
us, that It becomes extremely difficult
Thv canos'made this year w ill produce tioners were very limited in the choice j
to distinguish through the rest of life
the fruit next year. Burn the prun of remedies. Victor Hugo’s family phy
sician used only ammonia and cam what is natural to us and what Is art!»
ing«
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phor In different combinations.
Bud Doble
The greatest of ull horsemen, says; “ In
my 40 years’ experience with horses I have
found bpohn’s Distemper cure the most
successful o f nil remedies for the horses. It
Is the greatest blood purifier.” Bottle,50o.
Nine-tenths of all the sickness oi women is due to some derangement or dis
and $1.00. Druggists can supply you, or
manufacturers. Agents wanted. Send for
ease of the organs distinctly feminine. Such sickness can be cured— is cured
Free book. Spohn Medical Co,, Spec. Con
every day by
tagious Disea es, Goshen, Ind.
Tulsa, Okla.— In Frank Humphries,
twenty-nine years cld, an illiterate col
ored man, at the H., K. & T. railway
depot, Tulsa possesses perhaps the
most phenomenal mathematician in
the country. Although he can barely
w rite his name or read the simplest
composition, Humphries solves the
most perplexing problems in arithme
tic with lightning rapidity and accu
racy.
Humphries went to school but two
weeks In his life. “ I found out that
I know’d more about Aggers than the
teacher,” says Frank "so I just quit.”
Humphries was put to a test by
several business men at the depot
while waiting for their train. “ What
is the cube of 357,911?” asked J. M.
Hall, county school superintendent.
| “ Seventy nine," answered Humphries
] Instantly. “ Multiply 102% by 67%,”
was the next problem propounded to
him, and after scratching his head for
a moment, Humphries emiled and an
swered, “ 6,944%.” It took the quea-
i tloner five minutes to figure with pen-
| cil and paper that the answer was
correct.
HIS SHINBONE NOW H!S SPINE
Remarkable Operation on John
ness, Made a Humpback by
Spinal Disease.
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Spokane, Wash.— Rather than go
through life with a humpback, John
Alness, twenty-five years old, who has
softening of the spine, submitted to
one of the rarest operations known to
surgery, and now lies in his cot with
five inches of the shinbone grafted in
to his backbone. The operation is be
lieved to be the third or fourth of its
kind.
Alness began to suffer with spinal
trouble a year ago. He had the al
ternative of going through life as a
humpback or taking the fighting
chance offered by science.
An Incision was made in the back
and the bones were exposed. The
surgeon then used a chisel and split
four of the vertebrae. He then opened
the left leg and split a strip from
the patient’s shin. It was covered with
muscular tissue. The piece was five
inches long, an inch wide, and half an
inch thick. It was laid into the cavity
and bound over with other muscular
tissue.
The operation was successful, and
Alness is recovering.
MURDERER GETS A REPRIEVE
Court Stenegrapher’s W ife Burns His
Notes of Trial and Delay Is
the Result.
Denver, Colo.— When a tidy house
w ife threw into the fire what she
thought was a bunch of waste paper,
she unconsciously prolonged the life
a man several weeks if she did not
save It altogether.
The “ waste paper” contained the
stenographer's record of the testimony
In the case of George King, convicted
of murder in Ebert county last July.
King and John Fields were accused of
killing Peter Jackson, a ranchman.
Both were convicted, King’s sentence
being that he die on the gallows while
Fields was condemned to prison for
life.
The stenographer had taken ills
notes home to transcribe them. He
had left them on a table when the
housewife saw them and burnt them,
ignorant of what they were.
King's attorneys have filed a mo
tion for a new trial on the ground
that there is no record of testimony
sufficient to convict their client, as
well as other grounds. The supreme
court Issued the usual stay of execu
tion until It can pass upon the mo
tion.
False Teeth $3,000.
Real Class.
Seattle, Wash.— Lou Childs of Spo
“ You are not going to Jilt tht. kane, owner of the fast pacing mare
duke?”
Blanche, says that she is at once to
“ Yes; I think I ’ll m arry an Am er be supplied with a set of false and
ican."
gold-filled teeth, to cost $3,000. T h j
‘‘But think of the duke’s fine old mare, who has won $10,000 for her
, castle and his moated grange.”
owner this season on western tracks,
“ A ll very well, but the other fellow has been much troubled with tooth
owns a garage.”
ache.
The mare ran away on the
North Yakima track, bumping Into a
Always the Same.
fence when an attempt was made to
Diogenes held up his lantern and stop her. This caused injuries to her
gazed Into the mirror.
teeth which made her suffer for sev
“ I have found at least one honest eral months.
man,” he said.
A ll o f which goes to show that re
Goose Hits Railroad Signal.
formers o f all ages are alike.
Wellington, Kan.— Harvey Burket,
Hock Island night agent here, took
Little Things.
1« me a wild goose to his family this
She— I've always said that it Is the week, which he captured In a novel
little things that trouble us m ost”
way. Just as Burket was going out
He— Yes, I know you have.
to light the lanterns on his semaphore
“ And now here's a paper which says In the evening as a flock of wild
that the proboscis o f a flea, with geese, flying low because of the storm,
which he “ bites,” is 12 times thinner and attracted by the city lights,
than the finest needle made.”
passed over. As he looked up, one big
goose collided with the arm of the
Not Up to Date.
semlpbore and fell at his feet.
The Schoolmaster— Now, how was It
that this great discovery made by Co
Egg-Eating Laurel Claimed.
lumbus was not fully appreciated until
Sioux City, la.— This city claims <ae
many years after his death?
distinction of having the latest cham
The Up to Date Scholar— Because pion egg eater. •
he didn’t advertise, fir.— The Sketch.
Sam Demibovltch drank forty raw
its Complement.
“ Pa, why does the eye have lashes?”
“ Because it has a pupil, my ion.”—
Judge
eggs In seven minutes, Just sfter a
hearty breakfast, severs) days ago. He
won $2 for that achievement, and Is
now looking for a little stake on a
promise to drink 100 eggs In one meat
yers
Fa d s fo r Weak W omen
D r. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription
Knew Titephlst.
Titephist— While in Paris I paid out
$3 for tips alone. W aiter (assisting
him with coat)— You must have lived
there a good many years, sir.— Boston
Transcript.
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local treatment so universally insisted upon by doctors, and so a b h o rren t t o
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The Power of Prayer.
The seventy-second annual report of
Muller’s Orphanage, at Bristol, for
Worth Smiling A t .
Youth Had Much to Learn.
which no appeal is ever made except
Judging from the present styles, 1<
An English gentleman once fell from
by prayer to God, shows that the In his horse and Injured his thumb. The women really had any sense of humor,
come last year was nearly £36,009.— pain increasing, he was obliged to it would be fatal. They would slmpljr
London Times.
rand for a surgeon. One day the doc sit laughing at each other.
tor was unable to visit the patient,
and therefore sent his son Instead.
"H ave you visited the Englishman?"
said his father, in the evening. "Y es,"
roplled the young man, “ and I have
drawn out a thorn which I ascertained
y
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there is an end to the Job.”
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i you need Medical advice write to Munyon’s
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The Noisy Womin,
One unhappy, notoriety-seeking wo
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make more noise than 10,000 mis
tresses of happy homes who would not
severally exchange places with the I
queen of the Indies.— St. Louis Itepub- I
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