Chang, o f Menu,
Representative Gardner, of Massa-
fhusetts, says the Washington Star,
apropos o f an immigration case he
had investigated, said the other day:
“ The trouble with this immigrant
was that he didn’t know what was
good for him.
We are all more or
Cures all humors, catarrh and less like that. The things that are
rheumatism, relieves that tired best for us are the things that we
feeling, restores the appetite, most dislike.”
Mr. Gardner smiled.
cures paleness, nervousness,
“ A woman,” he said, "w as com
builds up the whole system. plaining about the depredations of her
Get It today In usual liquid form or dog.
chocolated tablets called S arsatabs.
“ ‘ Only yesterday,’ she cried, ‘ he
broke into the larder.’
AND KODAK
“ ‘ Dear m e,’ said her interlocutor.
S U P P L I E S ‘ Did he eat much?’
Write lor catalogues and liter«tur».
Developing
“ ‘ He ate,’ she replied, ‘ every
end printing. Meli orders given prompt attention
blessed thing except the dog biscuit.’ ”
P o r t la n d P h o t o S u p p ly C o.
Hoods
Sarsaparilla
KODAKS
149 Third Street
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m t f»r Information
WE BUY OLD GOLD
H ighest p rice s paid fo r Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold
Teeth, Etc. U N C L E M Y E R S . F o r ty years in
Portland. 71 S ix th , betw een O ak and Pine.
HOWARD E. BURTON - Aiwayer sad Chamlnt,
■ ■Leadvilie, Colorado. Hpeciuien prices: Gold.
Silver. Lead, II. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50c; Zino
or Copper, $1. M ailm « envelopes a id fa ll price list
sent on application. Control and Umpire work so
licited. Reference: Carbonate National BanJk.
GAS LIGHTING SYSTEMS
F or th e fa r m a t sm all cost. B etter lig h t than
city g a s o r e le ctr ic ity . S w itch e s on o r o ff like
e le ctricity . N o m atches; no possibility o f fire.
Coat o n e-ten th o f city gas.
L ig h ts house,
barn, o u tb u ild in g s, d rivew ay . U sed f o r c o o k
ing like c ity g a s . W rite f o r particu lars.
P. A . B R Y A N T, 190 Madison St.. Portland. Or.
Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism
Chronic, Nervous and female Diseases
A r e cu red w ith o u t th e k n ife .
T h o ro u g h ly
equ ip p ed San atorium . B ea u tifu l location. K ates
the low est. W r ite f o r literature.
TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY
for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes
and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t
Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists
Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 2oc,
50c. $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in
Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books
and Eye Advice Free by Mail.
Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago.
Change and Rest.
“ Hello, B ill,’ ” remarked a Market
street salesman as he met a friend
yesterday in a lunch cafe, “ where
have you been ? I haven’ t seen you
for the last three weeks.”
“ W ell,” replied the vacationist,
wearily, “ I ’ll tell you.
I ’ve been
away. Went on the recommendation
of my doctor.
Seemed to be all run
down and wrong. The doc said I was
nearly all in, had been working too
hard. He advised me to go to the
seashore for a change and rest. I did,
and here I arn. The boardwalk got
the change and the hotels got all the
rest.”
He looked tired, and his friend be
lieved him.— Philadelphia Record.
T R Y B A L L B LU IN G .
SELLING EGGS AND POULTRY
Market Side of Buslneee Would Re
quire at Leaet Twenty Acree
of Land and Big Flock.
It takes time and patience to get
a good market for eggs and select
stock. I would not sell to dealers, as
better prices can be secured by sell
ing direct to consumers, writes E. A.
Berg of Chesterton, Ind., In the Chi
cago Dally News. To go Into the
chicken business and cater only to
the market side would require the
handling of more stock and a larger
area than would be required In cater-
lng to the fancy aide of the buslnees.
The demand for standard bred stock
with certain requirements, a fowl with
plenty of meat and one that lays the
winter eggs, is exceptionally good
and also surprising.
In the fancy line poultry beginners
are demanding a fowl that Is a good
winter layer, as the winter eggs
bring In the most profits. My expe
rience Is, In selling fancy stock, that
the demand la greater than the sup
ply.
There Is a good profit in the chick
en business the securing of which
depends on a man’s perseverance and
patience. The market side of the
business would require at least 20
acres of land and 600 to 800 birds
kept. A net profit of $1,000 to $1,200
should be made a year. No profits of
this size can be figured on until the
third year, and a man to make an
exclusive business of It would require
enough to live on through the first
year.
It Isn’t so much the capital you
have to lnveet as It Is what is In
you to make success. In going in
the fancy business much depends on
the stock started with. As a side
line you will find It a good paying
proposition.
Begin small, learn all the details
and then gradually Increase.
The chicken business is the same
as any other business that pays— It
takes time. Most failures are from
beginning too large before a thor
ough understanding of all the small
details is secured.
The housewife’s friend on wash
day. Large package 10 cents. Blue
Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium
Dr. Mead C Coon, Physic«*
Battle Ground, Wdsh. that is all blue. Once RED CROSS
BALL BLUE 1 b tried, all others are
discarded.
is a reason: Liquid bluing
BELM ON T AUTO SCHOOL is There
a weak solution of colored water,
ret the most thorough mstnidions a driving
prar'ical work that can be produced. aLv> while Ball Bluing is solid blue, clear FEARING HARMLESS THINGS?
Price, 10 cents. ALL GRO
lathe work, drill press and lorring through.
Finely eqmpyed machie shop and school CERS.
Children Told Lot to Touch Harvest
room. Tuition tee $35 cash; $^‘
payments $10 per week.
Fly, or Locust, Because Its
Blissful
Ignorance.
BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL A
Sting Will Kill.
GARAGE.
Holden, the New York birdman,
East 23d aid Morhsoa. Portland. Or
lately had in his shop a taciturn par
( B y P R O F . A_ O . M 'C A L L . )
rot. Day after day it sat silent on
We have quite enough to fear with
its perch, indifferent to every ques out adding to our list the names of
Skylights
Tanks
Gutters tion. A t last a Cuban lady came into those things that are harmless.
the shop and spoke to it in her native
Many children have been told that
Down Spouts Steel Ceiling
tongue.
The parrot brightened up at the harvest fly, or locust, that favors
I. C. BAYER
once, opened its beak and emitted a us with its '‘chee-chee-chee’’ through
jubilant volley o f vehement Spanish the hot days of summer, is not to be
2u4 Market
Portland. Oregon
words.
When the parrot
finally touched because Its sting will kill
SEN D FOR CATALOGU E.
ceased speaking, the lady turned to Why should this fly, which has no
Mr. Holden and blushing violently stinger, be feared more than a bum
asked :
blebee?
“ Do you understand Spanish?”
If you are able to do so, catch one
“ N o,” he replied.
of these so-called locusts and exam
“ Thank God!” she replied, and left ine It. Can you learn how Its pe
the shop.— Success.
^m*rLAyi>, OAnrxxv______
culiar noise Is made?
can bf/ound crrywhere point irvi to this ^
(A real locust is what Is common
M others Win L a d Mrs. W in slow 's Soothing
i the reason for their rcmarkablfjiirreg)
Syrup the best rom edv to use for their children ly called a dusty-gray grasshopper,
luring the teething period.
that flies up suddenly from the field
or roadside and shows you Its black-
SEND FOR
Not in Use.
striped wings,)
FREE
The dragon-fly, so often called
Mayor Speer, of Denver, was talk
ing about a bill of which he disap snake feeder or snake doctor, perches
FIRST LESSONS
Itself on the tip of a weed, bullrush.
proved.
“ Why, a bill like that,” he said, or small limb m ar the water. On one
“ would soon put the city in the con of these it waits for a mosquito * to
appear While on a fishing excursion
dition o f the Cinnaminson Scimetar.
“ The foreman o f the Scimetar’s some afternoon this summer, watch
composing room said to the proprietor this industrious little fellow secure
his dinner of mosquitoes. If by mis
one day :
“ ‘ We need a drawer, boss, to put take he should fly Into your house
or schoolhouse, do not fear In the
these blocks in. ’
“ ‘ We haven’t got a drawer that’s least to handle him, for he is harm
not in use,’ said the editor-proprietor. less.
Then he paused and added: ‘ Except
The Boy on the Farm.
the cash drawer. You might as well
take that.’ ” — Chicago Inter Ocean.
The farm boy Is the future farmer
and the potential general, senator and
Hamlins Wizard Oil is recommended president, says the Kansas Farmer.
by many physicians. It is used in many
He nelps to build the farms and
public and private hospitals. Why not
keep a bottle on hand in your own home? homes of the countryside with little
reward, except his hope of Inheritance
He has practical knowledge, but small
Startling Indeed.
financial interest. His business sense
A University of Pennsylvania pro is undeveloped, his responsibilities
fessor who is teaching in the summer minimized and his servitude prolong
school is somewhat absent minded, ed. and yet he Is a newer and better
and when he is engrossed in a subject edition of his sire whose burdens he
K ? e l l e y OPIUM— TOBACCO it requires the most startling state must bear.
ment to arouse him from his work.
nsblts Positi rely Cereo.
Fortune gives much to many, but
Only »othonza'i Keeler In
A fter trying several minutes to gain never enough to any, and the parent
stílete 1» Ori-eoa. Write
for
Utartmt,^
circolar.
his
attention
a
visitor,
who
knows
the
( i ï r e »n u t lasTiruri. n u m i
can well learn that wisdom Is often
professor very well, leaned forward nearer him when he stops to consid
said quietly :
. . . .
er the boy than when he soars to larg
PO RTLANI ß E E
B and “ Your
wife has stopped talking.
er things Boy culture Is better than
The professor looked up.— Philadel a baby beef, and bis training than a
phia T i m e s . ________
multitude of harvests
Evil Is wrought by want of thought
FOR ALL I
when not by want of heart
EYE FAINS
Work Out Problems.
The Chinese Doctor
In your framing operations don’t de
Domestic Repartee.
This wondeful man has
mads » life study o f the
Professor McGoozle was deeply ab- things because some one else does
propsrtis» of Root».
sorbed in the effort to take the tangle them, but figure out the "why” for
H srts and Barks, and
out o f a knotty point in metaphysics. yourself. It is the farmer who works
ia yiTimr the world tha
benefit of hi« service«.
“ Lysander,” said his wife, looking out his own problems that Is the suc
up from the paper she had been read cess. Good thinking and good farm
No Mercorv. Poison«
or Drug« Used. No
ing, “ what does it cost to have one s ing go together.
Operation* or Cutile*
name changed?”
Tuberculosis Among Fowls.
“ It never cost you anything to have
Guarantees to cur« Catarrh. Astittna- Lunr.
Stomach and Kidney trouble«, aid all Private ! yours changed, A lvira,” irritably an-
Tuberculosis has its victims among
Dieeeeea of M a and Women.
| gwered the professor. “ I paid all the animals and human beings where
A SURE CAN CD* CUKE
there is a scarcity or fresh air and
Jeat received from P.kln. Ck.na-eaie. sure
expenses.”
and reliable. D-faBin * tails worka.
.
sunlight. Roup and kindred diseases
The worm turned at last.
I f you cannot rail, write for symptom v
“ That was no more than you should attack fowls deprived of these ease»
and circular. Incioae 4 Ceuta in stamp«.
have done.” she snapped, “ consider data.
C0.4S4ATAT10N IKtl
ing that I charged my n“ ^ ;fro™
The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co.
Vanderpoole to McGooaJe.
V» « H n m lL .car. XerHsew. Peril—d.
Tribune.
■M ES
iiSISESS COLLEGE
ALCOHOL
3
302
C. Gee Wo
m u t y / V i - S á lv e "
The Fountain Head of Life
Is The Stomach
A man who has a weak and impaired stomach and who doea not
properly digest his food will soon find that his blood has baoome
weak and impoverished, and that his whole body is improperly and
insufficiently nourished.
D r. P IE R C E 'S GO LD E X M E D IC A L D IS C O V E R T
m a kes tb s stom ach stron g, p ro m o tes the flo w o t
digestive luices, resto r es th e lo s t appetite, m a k es
assim ilation p e r io d . Invigorates the liv er amd
purifies and enriches the b lo o d . It Is the tr e a t b lo o d -m a k e r,
flesh -b u ild er and restora tive n orve ionic. I t m a k es mom
e tr o n i In b od y, a c tiv e In m ind and c o o l la lu d gem ea t.
This “ Disoovery” is a pure, glyceric extract of American madioal roots,*’
absolutely free from alcohol and all injurious, habit-forming drugs. All its
ingredients are printed on its wrappers. It has no relationship with secret
nostrums. Its every ingredieut is endorsed by the leaders in all the achoola of
medicine. Dun t accept a secret nostrum as a substitute for this time-proven
remedy op » mown composition . A sk your n pic h bo r s . They must know o f
many cures made bv it during past 40 years, right in your own neighborhood.
World’a I)-soen..rv Medical Association, Dr. R.V. Pieroe. Pres., Ruflalo, N. Y.
B e Cured In Your O wn H om e
Rheum atism , Stomach and
Cured penuanrily In short time and St small cost by uaa
J n n t r T w r u iL ln o c l •
IV n o o u n «
* cone^ntrated mineral water. No Fake. S nd for
Lung: 1 roubles, Skin Diseases
»nd literature. $1 00 trial package 25 cenU.
Address LANG’ S ROCKY MOUNTAIN MINERAL WONDER COMPANY
231 Main Street. PORTLAND. OREGON.
T oo M an y Trumps.
“ I have seen some very remarkable
whist hands, ” said one o f the bridge
fiends in a down town club on Sat
urday. “ But once, about four years
ago, I saw one man hold all 13
trumps. ”
“ Why, that’s not so extraordinary,”
two or three players broke in all at
jnce, “ that’s happened lots of— ”
“ Hold on till I ’m through. What
made this hand remarkable is that the
man who held it only took one trick.”
“ Nonsense! What are you— ”
“ It’s a fact. When he trumped his
partner’s ace first time round his part
ner got up and threw him out o f the
window.” — Cleveland Plain Dealer.
They were a young couple and
talked in loud voices on account o f the
rattle of the elevated trains. He was
not in a good humor.
“ I wonder” she said, “ why the al
lowances of montj made to wives by
husbands are called ’ pin money,' ”
“ I suppose,” he explained crossly,
“ it’s because it sticks the husbands.”
—Popular Magazine.
“ Will you be mine?”
“ Yes, till we are married.”
“ Till we are married?”
“ Yes, then you’ll be mine. ” — Toledo
Blade.
Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar-
coated, easy to take as candy, regulate
and invigorate stomach, liver and bow
els. Do not gripe.
. COFFEEt
TEA SPICES 1
>\
Only a Story, Though.
Clement J. Driscoll at a dinner told
a number o f amusing stories about
his strenuous life as commissioner of
weights and measures last year.
“ A friend of mine,” said Driscoll,
“ noticed one morning that his grocer
looked very sad.
" ‘ What's the matter, old
my friend asked, jokingly,
weights and measures man
been dropping in on you, I hope?’
“ ‘ Yes, he has,’ snapped the grocer.
“ ‘ But you don’ t really mean to
say,’ exclaimed my friend, ‘ that he
caught you giving only 16 ounces to
the pound?’
“ ‘ Worse "than that!’ groaned the
grocer. ‘ I ’ve been giving 171’ ” —
Washington Star.
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polishing shoes of ail klmls and color
Young Men Wanted
To fill vacancies in operating depart
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competent, promotion later to dis Jt'lles’ and children’» tx»ot* and shoes« »h in e e
o u t r iih h l hit , '¿V. ‘ Trench O lo ss” 10c.
patcher, etc. The National Telegraph w ith
I) A N D Y combination for cleaning and p< >1 i»hlnj
Institute, Commonwealth Bldg., Port all kin Is of ru-*»et or tan »hoes, 25c. “ Star slse, 100.
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wires and the United Wireless Co.,
HAHY ELITE else 10c.
whereby messages are received in the If your dealer doc» not keep the kind you want,
u* hi» addren» and the price in stamp« tot
class room, giving the best training •end
a full size package.
to operators. All seagoing vessels
WHITTEMORPS B R 0 8 . & C O .,
averaging fifty or more passengers are 2 0 - 7 6 A l b a n y I t . , C a m b r i d g e . tase.
a n d L a r j e s t M a n u fa c tu r e iti
r * oj
now required to carry wireless equip TLe O ldest
¿¡hoe P o lieh ea i n th * I v o r Id.
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needed. Write TODAY for litera
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study and prepare for a profession
w H t In st t o a<l v c r tle e r e p ie n e « I
where the salary is good and the I I i I i f riir.N
m e n ti on th la p ap e r.
I
chance o f advancement the best.
fo r r v i r T
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pink ty«. rpuooae.
Shipping frver
and Catarrhal Tovar
Sure cure and positive preventive, no matter h o w h o o s s a t any sire
are infected or ' ‘exp osed.'’ Liquid, given on the tongue; act* on the
B ood and Giand*. expel» the poisonous germ» from the body. Cures Dla-
temper In Doga and Hneep and Cholera In Poultry.
Largest selling IIv«
ttnek remedy. C ures I«a Grippe among human beings and Is a fine K id
n eyrem ely. 50c a: d f 1 a hot t Is; t5 and f 10 a dozen. Cut this out. Keep
It. Show to your druggist, who will get It for you. Free Booklet. “ Dte-
temp«*r. Cau « t and Corea.” Special agents wanted.
SPOHN MEDICAL CO., £ & £ £ * GOSHEN, IND., U. S. A.
W. L. DOUGLAS
• 2 . 50 , ’ 3 . 00 , * 3.50 & * 4.00 SHOES
WOMEN wear W.LDouglaa atyliah, perfect
fitting, ee«y walking boot«, became they give
long wear, same as W.L.Douglas Men’s shoes.
THE STAN DARD
OF
Q U A L IT Y
FO R O V E R 30 YEA R S
T h e workmanship w hich ha* made W . L .
D ouglas shoes famous the w orld over is
maintained in every pan.
If I could take you into my Urge factories
at Brockton, M ai»., and »how you h o w
carefully W .L D o u g la * shoes are made, you
w ould then under at« nd w hy they are w a r
r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and
w ear longer than any other make (or the price
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