Chang, o f Menu, Representative Gardner, of Massa- fhusetts, says the Washington Star, apropos o f an immigration case he had investigated, said the other day: “ The trouble with this immigrant was that he didn’t know what was good for him. We are all more or Cures all humors, catarrh and less like that. The things that are rheumatism, relieves that tired best for us are the things that we feeling, restores the appetite, most dislike.” Mr. Gardner smiled. cures paleness, nervousness, “ A woman,” he said, "w as com­ builds up the whole system. plaining about the depredations of her Get It today In usual liquid form or dog. chocolated tablets called S arsatabs. “ ‘ Only yesterday,’ she cried, ‘ he broke into the larder.’ AND KODAK “ ‘ Dear m e,’ said her interlocutor. S U P P L I E S ‘ Did he eat much?’ Write lor catalogues and liter«tur». Developing “ ‘ He ate,’ she replied, ‘ every end printing. Meli orders given prompt attention blessed thing except the dog biscuit.’ ” P o r t la n d P h o t o S u p p ly C o. Hoods Sarsaparilla KODAKS 149 Third Street PO R TL AN D . O R E ATENTS 1 GIVE S *ou 1 w P P 0. 0. MARTIN, HÄ ™ 0S r ersonal ervice m i ADVICE. m t f»r Information WE BUY OLD GOLD H ighest p rice s paid fo r Silver, Old Jewelry, Gold Teeth, Etc. U N C L E M Y E R S . F o r ty years in Portland. 71 S ix th , betw een O ak and Pine. HOWARD E. BURTON - Aiwayer sad Chamlnt, ■ ■Leadvilie, Colorado. Hpeciuien prices: Gold. Silver. Lead, II. Gold, Silver. 75c; Gold. 50c; Zino or Copper, $1. M ailm « envelopes a id fa ll price list sent on application. Control and Umpire work so licited. Reference: Carbonate National BanJk. GAS LIGHTING SYSTEMS F or th e fa r m a t sm all cost. B etter lig h t than city g a s o r e le ctr ic ity . S w itch e s on o r o ff like e le ctricity . N o m atches; no possibility o f fire. Coat o n e-ten th o f city gas. L ig h ts house, barn, o u tb u ild in g s, d rivew ay . U sed f o r c o o k ­ ing like c ity g a s . W rite f o r particu lars. P. A . B R Y A N T, 190 Madison St.. Portland. Or. Tumors, Goiters, Rheumatism Chronic, Nervous and female Diseases A r e cu red w ith o u t th e k n ife . T h o ro u g h ly equ ip p ed San atorium . B ea u tifu l location. K ates the low est. W r ite f o r literature. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smart—Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid. 2oc, 50c. $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Chicago. Change and Rest. “ Hello, B ill,’ ” remarked a Market street salesman as he met a friend yesterday in a lunch cafe, “ where have you been ? I haven’ t seen you for the last three weeks.” “ W ell,” replied the vacationist, wearily, “ I ’ll tell you. I ’ve been away. Went on the recommendation of my doctor. Seemed to be all run down and wrong. The doc said I was nearly all in, had been working too hard. He advised me to go to the seashore for a change and rest. I did, and here I arn. The boardwalk got the change and the hotels got all the rest.” He looked tired, and his friend be­ lieved him.— Philadelphia Record. T R Y B A L L B LU IN G . SELLING EGGS AND POULTRY Market Side of Buslneee Would Re­ quire at Leaet Twenty Acree of Land and Big Flock. It takes time and patience to get a good market for eggs and select stock. I would not sell to dealers, as better prices can be secured by sell­ ing direct to consumers, writes E. A. Berg of Chesterton, Ind., In the Chi­ cago Dally News. To go Into the chicken business and cater only to the market side would require the handling of more stock and a larger area than would be required In cater- lng to the fancy aide of the buslnees. The demand for standard bred stock with certain requirements, a fowl with plenty of meat and one that lays the winter eggs, is exceptionally good and also surprising. In the fancy line poultry beginners are demanding a fowl that Is a good winter layer, as the winter eggs bring In the most profits. My expe­ rience Is, In selling fancy stock, that the demand la greater than the sup­ ply. There Is a good profit in the chick­ en business the securing of which depends on a man’s perseverance and patience. The market side of the business would require at least 20 acres of land and 600 to 800 birds kept. A net profit of $1,000 to $1,200 should be made a year. No profits of this size can be figured on until the third year, and a man to make an exclusive business of It would require enough to live on through the first year. It Isn’t so much the capital you have to lnveet as It Is what is In you to make success. In going in the fancy business much depends on the stock started with. As a side line you will find It a good paying proposition. Begin small, learn all the details and then gradually Increase. The chicken business is the same as any other business that pays— It takes time. Most failures are from beginning too large before a thor­ ough understanding of all the small details is secured. The housewife’s friend on wash­ day. Large package 10 cents. Blue Meadow Glade Osteopathic Sanitarium Dr. Mead C Coon, Physic«* Battle Ground, Wdsh. that is all blue. Once RED CROSS BALL BLUE 1 b tried, all others are discarded. is a reason: Liquid bluing BELM ON T AUTO SCHOOL is There a weak solution of colored water, ret the most thorough mstnidions a driving prar'ical work that can be produced. aLv> while Ball Bluing is solid blue, clear FEARING HARMLESS THINGS? Price, 10 cents. ALL GRO­ lathe work, drill press and lorring through. Finely eqmpyed machie shop and school CERS. Children Told Lot to Touch Harvest room. Tuition tee $35 cash; $^‘ payments $10 per week. Fly, or Locust, Because Its Blissful Ignorance. BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL A Sting Will Kill. GARAGE. Holden, the New York birdman, East 23d aid Morhsoa. Portland. Or lately had in his shop a taciturn par­ ( B y P R O F . A_ O . M 'C A L L . ) rot. Day after day it sat silent on We have quite enough to fear with­ its perch, indifferent to every ques­ out adding to our list the names of Skylights Tanks Gutters tion. A t last a Cuban lady came into those things that are harmless. the shop and spoke to it in her native Many children have been told that Down Spouts Steel Ceiling tongue. The parrot brightened up at the harvest fly, or locust, that favors I. C. BAYER once, opened its beak and emitted a us with its '‘chee-chee-chee’’ through jubilant volley o f vehement Spanish the hot days of summer, is not to be 2u4 Market Portland. Oregon words. When the parrot finally touched because Its sting will kill SEN D FOR CATALOGU E. ceased speaking, the lady turned to Why should this fly, which has no Mr. Holden and blushing violently stinger, be feared more than a bum­ asked : blebee? “ Do you understand Spanish?” If you are able to do so, catch one “ N o,” he replied. of these so-called locusts and exam­ “ Thank God!” she replied, and left ine It. Can you learn how Its pe­ the shop.— Success. ^m*rLAyi>, OAnrxxv______ culiar noise Is made? can bf/ound crrywhere point irvi to this ^ (A real locust is what Is common­ M others Win L a d Mrs. W in slow 's Soothing i the reason for their rcmarkablfjiirreg) Syrup the best rom edv to use for their children ly called a dusty-gray grasshopper, luring the teething period. that flies up suddenly from the field or roadside and shows you Its black- SEND FOR Not in Use. striped wings,) FREE The dragon-fly, so often called Mayor Speer, of Denver, was talk­ ing about a bill of which he disap­ snake feeder or snake doctor, perches FIRST LESSONS Itself on the tip of a weed, bullrush. proved. “ Why, a bill like that,” he said, or small limb m ar the water. On one “ would soon put the city in the con­ of these it waits for a mosquito * to appear While on a fishing excursion dition o f the Cinnaminson Scimetar. “ The foreman o f the Scimetar’s some afternoon this summer, watch composing room said to the proprietor this industrious little fellow secure his dinner of mosquitoes. If by mis­ one day : “ ‘ We need a drawer, boss, to put take he should fly Into your house or schoolhouse, do not fear In the these blocks in. ’ “ ‘ We haven’t got a drawer that’s least to handle him, for he is harm­ not in use,’ said the editor-proprietor. less. Then he paused and added: ‘ Except The Boy on the Farm. the cash drawer. You might as well take that.’ ” — Chicago Inter Ocean. The farm boy Is the future farmer and the potential general, senator and Hamlins Wizard Oil is recommended president, says the Kansas Farmer. by many physicians. It is used in many He nelps to build the farms and public and private hospitals. Why not keep a bottle on hand in your own home? homes of the countryside with little reward, except his hope of Inheritance He has practical knowledge, but small Startling Indeed. financial interest. His business sense A University of Pennsylvania pro­ is undeveloped, his responsibilities fessor who is teaching in the summer minimized and his servitude prolong­ school is somewhat absent minded, ed. and yet he Is a newer and better and when he is engrossed in a subject edition of his sire whose burdens he K ? e l l e y OPIUM— TOBACCO it requires the most startling state­ must bear. ment to arouse him from his work. nsblts Positi rely Cereo. Fortune gives much to many, but Only »othonza'i Keeler In­ A fter trying several minutes to gain never enough to any, and the parent stílete 1» Ori-eoa. Write for Utartmt,^ circolar. his attention a visitor, who knows the ( i ï r e »n u t lasTiruri. n u m i can well learn that wisdom Is often professor very well, leaned forward nearer him when he stops to consid­ said quietly : . . . . er the boy than when he soars to larg PO RTLANI ß E E B and “ Your wife has stopped talking. er things Boy culture Is better than The professor looked up.— Philadel­ a baby beef, and bis training than a phia T i m e s . ________ multitude of harvests Evil Is wrought by want of thought FOR ALL I when not by want of heart EYE FAINS Work Out Problems. The Chinese Doctor In your framing operations don’t de Domestic Repartee. This wondeful man has mads » life study o f the Professor McGoozle was deeply ab- things because some one else does propsrtis» of Root». sorbed in the effort to take the tangle them, but figure out the "why” for H srts and Barks, and out o f a knotty point in metaphysics. yourself. It is the farmer who works ia yiTimr the world tha benefit of hi« service«. “ Lysander,” said his wife, looking out his own problems that Is the suc­ up from the paper she had been read­ cess. Good thinking and good farm­ No Mercorv. Poison« or Drug« Used. No ing, “ what does it cost to have one s ing go together. Operation* or Cutile* name changed?” Tuberculosis Among Fowls. “ It never cost you anything to have Guarantees to cur« Catarrh. Astittna- Lunr. Stomach and Kidney trouble«, aid all Private ! yours changed, A lvira,” irritably an- Tuberculosis has its victims among Dieeeeea of M a and Women. | gwered the professor. “ I paid all the animals and human beings where A SURE CAN CD* CUKE there is a scarcity or fresh air and Jeat received from P.kln. Ck.na-eaie. sure expenses.” and reliable. D-faBin * tails worka. . sunlight. Roup and kindred diseases The worm turned at last. I f you cannot rail, write for symptom v “ That was no more than you should attack fowls deprived of these ease» and circular. Incioae 4 Ceuta in stamp«. have done.” she snapped, “ consider data. C0.4S4ATAT10N IKtl ing that I charged my n“ ^ ;fro™ The C. Gee Wo Medicine Co. Vanderpoole to McGooaJe. V» « H n m lL .car. XerHsew. Peril—d. Tribune. ■M ES iiSISESS COLLEGE ALCOHOL 3 302 C. Gee Wo m u t y / V i - S á lv e " The Fountain Head of Life Is The Stomach A man who has a weak and impaired stomach and who doea not properly digest his food will soon find that his blood has baoome weak and impoverished, and that his whole body is improperly and insufficiently nourished. D r. P IE R C E 'S GO LD E X M E D IC A L D IS C O V E R T m a kes tb s stom ach stron g, p ro m o tes the flo w o t digestive luices, resto r es th e lo s t appetite, m a k es assim ilation p e r io d . Invigorates the liv er amd purifies and enriches the b lo o d . 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He was not in a good humor. “ I wonder” she said, “ why the al­ lowances of montj made to wives by husbands are called ’ pin money,' ” “ I suppose,” he explained crossly, “ it’s because it sticks the husbands.” —Popular Magazine. “ Will you be mine?” “ Yes, till we are married.” “ Till we are married?” “ Yes, then you’ll be mine. ” — Toledo Blade. Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow­ els. Do not gripe. . COFFEEt TEA SPICES 1 >\ Only a Story, Though. Clement J. Driscoll at a dinner told a number o f amusing stories about his strenuous life as commissioner of weights and measures last year. “ A friend of mine,” said Driscoll, “ noticed one morning that his grocer looked very sad. " ‘ What's the matter, old my friend asked, jokingly, weights and measures man been dropping in on you, I hope?’ “ ‘ Yes, he has,’ snapped the grocer. “ ‘ But you don’ t really mean to say,’ exclaimed my friend, ‘ that he caught you giving only 16 ounces to the pound?’ “ ‘ Worse "than that!’ groaned the grocer. ‘ I ’ve been giving 171’ ” — Washington Star. B A R IN O P O W D E R V- EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT •«sancnEcnn CL0S3ET&I ^ KWTjANa I L emore's /Shoe P o lish n Variety. es F i n e s t In Q u a l ' t y . 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