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F orest G r o v e , O r e g o n ,
J. N. Hoffman, Manager,
THURSDAY of EACH WEEK.
I ndependent P hones
O ffice 505
R esidence 442
Entered at the post office a t Forest Grove, O n
noiil matter of the second class.
Forest Grove, Oregon
Forest Grove
Display advertisements for publica-
oon in the PRESS must be in this office
aot later than Tuesday evening to in
jure appearance in current issue.
A. W. NELSON, Manager
Has Capital, Surplus & Undivided Profits
Success a t
Sooner or later most of us get
what we deserve.
In
W a s h in g t o n
Harmony should be on the job
England is quoted at taking
at home as well as at concerts the defeat qf reciprocity as a
and political conventions.
victory over the United States.
History doesn’t record any other
The war cloud has moved from victories of England over this
western to eastern Europe. Al country, and the most recent one
ways there is a war cloud some is a far-fetched one to say the
where on the continent.
least.
'If you have faith, preach it;
if you have joy, share it; if you
have sorrow, bear it. Find the
bright side of things and help
others to get sight of it also.
This is the only and surest way
to be cheeeful and happy.
If the common earth worm is
cut in two the new parts immed
iately become worms and there
are two instead of one. It is the
same way with a lot of men, mis-
fortune only doubles their
strength and vigor and calamity
brings out the best there is in
"lem-
■ -
Few of the people of the town
know what an incentive it is to
both teachers and pupils for the
citizens of the town to take an
interest in the work of the pub
lic schools. The people who have
children in the different grades
•hould visit school occasionally
®nd show that they are interest
ed in the work of their young
hopefuls. The school teacher
does not have a bed of roses by
any means, and a little interest
and encouragement will do a lot
to make their life easier.
OREGON
Dr. Hines’ Drug Store
C o u n ty
— in
If worry kills and work worries,
Uncle Sam knows now how the what’s the use of working?
Jd fashioned young man felt Being a vice-president is almost
who was “given the mitten.”
as unimportant as being a bride
groom at a church wedding.
Heated conversations m a y
Words are sometimes the re
make an office warm, but never
sult of thought, but too often
comfortable.
they are not.
Sometimes when you put your Virtue is its own reward al
shoulder to the wheel you have right, but the trouble many times
is that men can’t live on virtue
to shove the whole load.
alone.
The man who can’t has this
advantage over the man who can:
someone else does the “canning
for him.”
H. L im ber
Dr. David Roberts Veterinary Remedies
A. D. S. Cold Cure and Cough Remedy
Eastman Kodaks and Supplies
At the store that saves you money
pears.
Why will a man wait for his
cent from the newsboy and turn
around and give a groveling wait
er a dime for passing a glass of
water.
V.
FOREST GROVE,
Any Other Banking House
A copy of The Press will be mailed
lo all advertisers in which their ad ap
A minister once said: “My
brother, your trouble is you live
in Grumblers’ Alley: why not
move up in Hallelujah Row?”
Co.
Sum of $62,000, Being Greater Than
Six Months .75
When the average man gets
what he really deserves he be-
gins to howl to the effect that he
is being persecuted.
Undertaking
In the
T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n
CASH IN ADVANCE
One Year $1.00 -
of
C. C. H A N C O C K
ip General Merchandise, Fanning Implements ^
PROFESSIONAL
DIRECTORY
Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Shoes, Complete
ij]
Line Furniture, Groceries, Buggies
||
W. M. Langley & Son
Lawyers
Wagons, Hardware, F.tc.
C o r n eliu s . O reg o n
Forest Grove, Ogn.
W . P. Dyke
A ttomey-at-Law
Baltimore Dairy Lunch Co.
Locations
86 Third St.
205 Fourth S t
287 Washington St.
and
Notary ‘Public
Oregon
Forest Grove
Hollis & Graham
A ttomeys-at-LaW
Absolute Purity A » D Cleanliness
Forest Grove, Ogn.
There is a habit and a delusion
Popular Prices - - - - - - -
P O R T L A N D , O re
among many people to go to near
J. N. Hoffman
by towns to shop, beleiving that
Attorney -at-Laro
they can buy cheaper there. We
EQUITY AND PROBATE ONLY
think that these good people may
Office Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave.
Ind. Phone 602
F orest Grove
be buncoed by their own thought.
Please reckon your railroad fare
and your time, if the latter is
H. W . Vollmer, M. D.
worth anything. If the mer
Physician and Surgeon
chants here try to soak you or
Office in A bbott Bldg.
have not what you want, you are
Both Phones
Forest Grove, Ogn.
then justified in going elsewhere.
But first get prices here and look
Ind. Phones
over the lines of our local mer W rite for Catalog
No. 90 Fifth St., ortland, Oregon
chants. It will be found that
Residence 212
Office 233
they can sell you goods as cheap
as you can buy elsewhere and
J. M. BROWN
J. C. WEGNER
D R . C. E. W A L K E R
_ pay the freight, and their lines
are up to date,
Osteopathic Physician
The Northwest Typewriter Co.
S e lls , R e n t s , R e p a ir s
Typewriters of All Makes
Oregon Agents for the Blickensderfer Typewriter
BROW N
Stinger«
When people fight over religion
it’s a sure sign that they’ve got
none.
Love thy neighbor as thyself,
but pick thy neighbor and be sure
she is not a widow.
The summer has been hot, and
by the way what time of year
was it that Colonel Noah pulled
his flood.
A Socialist’s idea of heaven is
a place where nobody else wants
to talk and everybody is willing
to 9jt around and listen.
Scientists are excited over the
effectg of odxm on digeBtion. The
o(jor a mm-soaked, red likker-
stuffed politician always affects
our appetite.
Give to your friends the flow-
ere they earn while they are
alive, and can appreciate them,
and profit by them, and don't
wait to walk out to the silent city
and hang your bouquets on cold
marble above the stilled heart of
a new tenant..
Did you ever see a drunk man?
How like an idiot he looks. He
staggers like an old rooster, sick
with the cholera. He poisons the
air with his fetid breath. He
emits profanity. He uses the
language of hell in bad grammar.
& W E G N E R
General Blacksmiths
Specialists on Horseshoeing, Interfering, Forging, and Nail
Pricks. All Diseases of horses feet scientifically treated.
East Side Main Street, next
to McNamer Bros. Livery
FOREST GROVE, ORE.
Treatment by Special Appoint
ment Only
W. Q. Tucker, M. D.
Physician and Surgeon
Calls answered promptly day or night
Both Phones.
C H E A P
A Seven Room House
Lot 100x100, plenty of fruit, a fair barn and near in. What
2t
more can you ask? All for $1500.00. Term«.
A Cozy Little House
Lot 50 x 150. Near in. On south side. Citywater. Lots of
Fruit. Price $850. House has five rooms. Part down,
Time on balance.
T. J. O . T H A C H E R
Socialists keep hammering
away in their little papers about
the rapid growth of Socialism,
“Growth” is the proper word to
describe i t And it is a worse
growth than a tumor, a bunion
or a seedy w art And the best
regulated system in the world will
sometimes breed these pestifer-
pestner-
oua “ growths.”
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many years before you were born
and it will be jogging along fair-
ly well a good many years after
your fool isms are dead and Trains b a v a North Bank Station ta P ortland
IS m inata* aarMar th a n achadal*
damned.
All Traina Daily
<n,e grimmest satire on hu-
manjty 0f which an v genius could
c o n c e jv e ¡a a dude hitched to a no human action of value that is
cigarette. And yet that dude not preceded by intellectual ac
tion.
wasonceabov.
Knowing all about football is
Don’t bellyache so much, Mr.
The only action of value if the just abbut as profitable sa being
Socialist The world existed , action of intellect There can be a jam up good whittler.