forest G rove P ress Published & Edited by The Press Publishing Co. in th e City of National Bank UNDERTAKING EM BALMING-FUNERAL DIRECTING Telephones Office: Pacific 48 Residence: Pacific 221 Independent 642. Independent 492 F orest G r o v e , O r e g o n , J. N. Hoffman, Manager, THURSDAY of EACH WEEK. I ndependent P hones O ffice 505 R esidence 442 Entered at the post office a t Forest Grove, O n noiil matter of the second class. Forest Grove, Oregon Forest Grove Display advertisements for publica- oon in the PRESS must be in this office aot later than Tuesday evening to in­ jure appearance in current issue. A. W. NELSON, Manager Has Capital, Surplus & Undivided Profits Success a t Sooner or later most of us get what we deserve. In W a s h in g t o n Harmony should be on the job England is quoted at taking at home as well as at concerts the defeat qf reciprocity as a and political conventions. victory over the United States. History doesn’t record any other The war cloud has moved from victories of England over this western to eastern Europe. Al­ country, and the most recent one ways there is a war cloud some­ is a far-fetched one to say the where on the continent. least. 'If you have faith, preach it; if you have joy, share it; if you have sorrow, bear it. Find the bright side of things and help others to get sight of it also. This is the only and surest way to be cheeeful and happy. If the common earth worm is cut in two the new parts immed­ iately become worms and there are two instead of one. It is the same way with a lot of men, mis- fortune only doubles their strength and vigor and calamity brings out the best there is in "lem- ■ - Few of the people of the town know what an incentive it is to both teachers and pupils for the citizens of the town to take an interest in the work of the pub­ lic schools. The people who have children in the different grades •hould visit school occasionally ®nd show that they are interest­ ed in the work of their young hopefuls. The school teacher does not have a bed of roses by any means, and a little interest and encouragement will do a lot to make their life easier. OREGON Dr. Hines’ Drug Store C o u n ty — in If worry kills and work worries, Uncle Sam knows now how the what’s the use of working? Jd fashioned young man felt Being a vice-president is almost who was “given the mitten.” as unimportant as being a bride­ groom at a church wedding. Heated conversations m a y Words are sometimes the re­ make an office warm, but never sult of thought, but too often comfortable. they are not. Sometimes when you put your Virtue is its own reward al­ shoulder to the wheel you have right, but the trouble many times is that men can’t live on virtue to shove the whole load. alone. The man who can’t has this advantage over the man who can: someone else does the “canning for him.” H. L im ber Dr. David Roberts Veterinary Remedies A. D. S. Cold Cure and Cough Remedy Eastman Kodaks and Supplies At the store that saves you money pears. Why will a man wait for his cent from the newsboy and turn around and give a groveling wait­ er a dime for passing a glass of water. V. FOREST GROVE, Any Other Banking House A copy of The Press will be mailed lo all advertisers in which their ad ap­ A minister once said: “My brother, your trouble is you live in Grumblers’ Alley: why not move up in Hallelujah Row?” Co. Sum of $62,000, Being Greater Than Six Months .75 When the average man gets what he really deserves he be- gins to howl to the effect that he is being persecuted. Undertaking In the T e r m s o f S u b s c r ip t io n CASH IN ADVANCE One Year $1.00 - of C. C. H A N C O C K ip General Merchandise, Fanning Implements ^ PROFESSIONAL DIRECTORY Dry Goods, Notions, Clothing, Shoes, Complete ij] Line Furniture, Groceries, Buggies || W. M. Langley & Son Lawyers Wagons, Hardware, F.tc. C o r n eliu s . O reg o n Forest Grove, Ogn. W . P. Dyke A ttomey-at-Law Baltimore Dairy Lunch Co. Locations 86 Third St. 205 Fourth S t 287 Washington St. and Notary ‘Public Oregon Forest Grove Hollis & Graham A ttomeys-at-LaW Absolute Purity A » D Cleanliness Forest Grove, Ogn. There is a habit and a delusion Popular Prices - - - - - - - P O R T L A N D , O re among many people to go to near J. N. Hoffman by towns to shop, beleiving that Attorney -at-Laro they can buy cheaper there. We EQUITY AND PROBATE ONLY think that these good people may Office Hoffman Bldg. Pacific Ave. Ind. Phone 602 F orest Grove be buncoed by their own thought. Please reckon your railroad fare and your time, if the latter is H. W . Vollmer, M. D. worth anything. If the mer­ Physician and Surgeon chants here try to soak you or Office in A bbott Bldg. have not what you want, you are Both Phones Forest Grove, Ogn. then justified in going elsewhere. But first get prices here and look Ind. Phones over the lines of our local mer­ W rite for Catalog No. 90 Fifth St., ortland, Oregon chants. It will be found that Residence 212 Office 233 they can sell you goods as cheap as you can buy elsewhere and J. M. BROWN J. C. WEGNER D R . C. E. W A L K E R _ pay the freight, and their lines are up to date, Osteopathic Physician The Northwest Typewriter Co. S e lls , R e n t s , R e p a ir s Typewriters of All Makes Oregon Agents for the Blickensderfer Typewriter BROW N Stinger« When people fight over religion it’s a sure sign that they’ve got none. Love thy neighbor as thyself, but pick thy neighbor and be sure she is not a widow. The summer has been hot, and by the way what time of year was it that Colonel Noah pulled his flood. A Socialist’s idea of heaven is a place where nobody else wants to talk and everybody is willing to 9jt around and listen. Scientists are excited over the effectg of odxm on digeBtion. The o(jor a mm-soaked, red likker- stuffed politician always affects our appetite. Give to your friends the flow- ere they earn while they are alive, and can appreciate them, and profit by them, and don't wait to walk out to the silent city and hang your bouquets on cold marble above the stilled heart of a new tenant.. Did you ever see a drunk man? How like an idiot he looks. He staggers like an old rooster, sick with the cholera. He poisons the air with his fetid breath. He emits profanity. He uses the language of hell in bad grammar. & W E G N E R General Blacksmiths Specialists on Horseshoeing, Interfering, Forging, and Nail Pricks. All Diseases of horses feet scientifically treated. East Side Main Street, next to McNamer Bros. Livery FOREST GROVE, ORE. Treatment by Special Appoint­ ment Only W. Q. Tucker, M. D. Physician and Surgeon Calls answered promptly day or night Both Phones. C H E A P A Seven Room House Lot 100x100, plenty of fruit, a fair barn and near in. What 2t more can you ask? All for $1500.00. Term«. A Cozy Little House Lot 50 x 150. Near in. On south side. Citywater. Lots of Fruit. Price $850. House has five rooms. Part down, Time on balance. T. J. O . T H A C H E R Socialists keep hammering away in their little papers about the rapid growth of Socialism, “Growth” is the proper word to describe i t And it is a worse growth than a tumor, a bunion or a seedy w art And the best regulated system in the world will sometimes breed these pestifer- pestner- oua “ growths.” Oregon Electric Tim e Card LEAVES Forest Grove 6:20 a m 8:30 a m 10:35 a m 1:10 p m 3:25 p m 6:10 p m 8:05 p m 9:53 p m ARRIVES al Portland 7:35 a m 9:45 a m 11:50 a m 2:25 p m 4:40 p m 7:25 p m 9:20 p m 11O0 p m LEAVES PortUad 6:56 a m 8:30 a m 10:50 a m 1:15 p m 3:30 p m 6:00 p m 8:30 p m 11:26 p m ARRIVES Forasi Groa« 8:05 a m 9:40 a m 12:02 p m 2:27 p m 4:42 p m 7:16 p m 9:38 p m 12:30 a m many years before you were born and it will be jogging along fair- ly well a good many years after your fool isms are dead and Trains b a v a North Bank Station ta P ortland IS m inata* aarMar th a n achadal* damned. All Traina Daily