SHEFFIELD PLATE. Last week the pupils of the con H i s t o r y of T h i s N ow V e r y R a r e end servatory gave the commencement re V alu ab le W are. citals in Brighton chapel. There Sheffield [date differs from nil other were four recitals in all. The first was ' plated w are lu Hint th e p latlug w as [O riginal. 1 T his sto ry w as tulil 10 me by a crusty done on the sheet m etal before the Tuesday afternoon when the pupils of article w as shaped. B efore an d siuce the lower grades appeared. It was a bachelor. “ L isten to this. Alec." ami M a b e l then pluting of various so rts has been Its Would Be Desccrstors Poet's Imprc-atioii. The fact th a t would be desecrators of Tiie circus und m enagerie of Jones ,V S hakespeare's tom b have not (lured to loues w as com ing th a t way. .T h e risk the failing of tlte cu rse invoked iu g reater p art of its m enagerie consisted the lines cu t upou his totuli Is a strik >f the elephant Alslttl. and AI h I u I had ing testim ony to the pow erful effect long program as there were tw enty-four iiu ru e t read : “ •In K orea durin g the applied only te the finished piece, as in become old and Irritable and no longer upon m ankind of such au im precation. o u r electro p latin g process. Moreover, num bers, bu t all those tak in g part d id whole m arriag e day th e bride m ust be saw things w ltb the friskiness of other J. O. H uiliw ell-Pbillipps, w riting in th e platin g w as done on copper, while mute. If she says u word she becomes very well. Many of the pupils showed an object of ridicule. It may be a m odern buse m etal is usually com days. He w as lieing m ost carefully the eighties, said: considerable advance over their work week or even a m onth la-fore Uer bus- posed o f an am algam of copper, nickel w atched wheu the show urrlved at "T he nearest approach to an excava- tion in (in- g rave ci/ SbaUes|H*ure w as Clemen tsville. in the winter recitals and gave evi band b ears the sound of her voice. an d zinc. F u rth erm o re, It Is possible for the S ingular custom , isn ’t it? How would Tlte season had not Iteen a profitable made in the sum m er of the .tear 171*0 dence of the good work done in the you like to adopt it when we are m ar collector to secu re exam ples of early one for Jones & Jones. They bad had iu digging a vault in the im m ediate lo G eorgian am i so called Queen Anne conservatory. Tied?” to offer fiO cen ts on the d o llar to th eir cality. when an opening appeared H er fa th e r and m other were sittin g work in Sheffield plate, w hile the creditors at tiie last th ree stands, and whielt was presum ed to indicate the Tuesday evening the programs in ra rity and high money vnlue of silver com m encem ent of the site of the bard's tended for two evenings were crowded near, th e fa th e r read in g bis paper, the w are of th a t period m ake its acqulsl when the exhibition at C leinetltsville rem ains. T he most scrupulous cure, m other sew in g T he la tte r said: “T h at into one, as the week was too full to rem inds m e of th e night we liecuine tiou ex trem ely difficult. Sheffield plate w as over they could not pay certain how ever, w as taken not to d istu rb the permit of another evening for a recital. engaged. Do you rem em lter I m ade historically an d a rtistic a lly Is a s w orthy farm ers for oats, hay and stra w . One neighboring e arth iu the slightest de of a [dace beside old china and old of the farm ers, and th e largest gree, the clerk having b e n placed The entire program was well up to the you w ait a loug w hile for your an m ahogany us is old silv erw are. there till th e brickw ork f the adjoin- itor. refused to tak e a note of Imnd sw er? I k ep t you a w hole hour w ith in 1742 one T hom as Bolsover of H is claim w as for $k), an d lie rushed standard of the recitals given hereto- out giving you a w ord.” d *o p rev en t n r s i r T r n r r , I GERMAN flM "H appy day!” observed th e husband Sheffield, E ngland, described In the to see a law y er about It. Mr. Taylot any one m aking n exam ination. No | K i l u I j I f c r E D lore. and each number was enjopable histories us an “Ingenious mechanic, !‘r :i s vbibie through Registered German Coach S i7 and played with good expression. The dryly and w ithout low ering his pa|>er. accidentally fused some silv er and cop w as tlie law yer. T he tw o or th ree oth thi* sm all oiwiiing that th u s presented c Ln otai A sm ile passed over Ids w ife's face, eight-har.ded piece from tne Bach and a te n d er light shone in Iter d au g h per w hile rep a irin g a knife. He began ers in tow n happened to lie out of tbeh itself, and as the poet was buried iu '5even years o.d, weight 1700 !| offices. T he g re a t opportunity bud symphony was very well rendered. te r's eyes. As for Alec, he cast a su s experim enting, seeking fo r a m ethod of come nt last. Tiie fourteen y ears of the ground, not in a vault, the great or deep chestnut sorrel, gentle plating copper w ith silv er for th e man probability Is th a t d u st alone rem ains. picious glance a t his prospective fa- sition, finely built and fine action, £.1 Eight of the fourteen numbers on the ufucture of sm all articles, in 174.1, to w aiting w as to lie repaid. It is uot many y ears since a phalanx ther-In-lnw . , by Martin, Grand Sire, Bernard. g eth er w ith Joseph W ilson, he set up a "Y our claim is good, uud all we have of trouble tom bs, lan tern s and spades second part of the program were played N othing would do for Mabel but to by Miss Clapp’s pupils and all showed Introduce th e K orean custom nt her factory for th e m a n u fa c tu re of buc to do Is to a tta c h som ething,” w as the in hand, assem bled iu the chancel at Philine by Baron 2nd. kles. snuffboxes nud knife handies. As th e ele- dead of night, in ten t on disobeying the law y er's announcem ent. W ill Make the Season of l ^ l that Miss Cl*pp has been doing excel wedding. On account of the receut Joseph H ancock soon got hold of the pliant is the biggest and m ost valuable I ‘“Junction that the hones ol d eath of au a u n t w ho had made her were not to be disturbed Monday, Hancock & Gordon's Baal lent work as a teacher this past year. life m iserable, but had left tier $10,000, secret and. p erfectin g it, d em o n strated tiling they have, we will u ttach hint. I ¡Shakespeare ,,,,, ,, . i B ut the supplicatory lines prevailed, Tuesday, Williams’ Barn, North YtJ The two Schubert Impromptus were the cereuiouy w as to Include only the th a t It w as possible to Im itate the won t | T here w ere some am ong the uum het finest and m ost richly em ltossed silv er especially well played and the vocal fam ily. Alec pro tested ag ain st the In ware. .Settling In Sheffield, he sta rte d move on w ithout him. Your case will w ho a t the last m om ent refused to in troduction of a custom takeu from a Wednesday, Carltoi Livery Barn. numbers of the evening were very d eg en erate easte rn race, but Mr. Bur tiie m a n u fa c tu re of all so rts of dom es l>e settled w ithiu au hour a fte r we at cu r th e w arning condem nation, and s. Thursday, Gaston. th e design w as happily abandoned.” n e t's rem ark . "H ap p y d ay !’’ had fas tic pieces. B eginning m odestly w ith tach him .” much enjoyed. Balance of week at Hancock Jr | horsepow er, he later added w ater [tow T he elephant w as attach ed . T h ere i A correspondent of the Loudon Atlie tened th e Idea upou Mabel, and It don’s Barn, Forest Grove. Friday evening the more advanced er for th e rolling process. O th er m an uaeunt w rote lu 1881: "I rem em ber on w as a lank and disconsolate looking could not be rem oved. TERMS: Single Service, $20;! pupils gave a recital. The opening On th e d ay of the w edding the bride u fa c tu re rs follow ed his exam ple, and cassow ary w ith the show , but he w as a visit to tile g rav e of Shakespeare in number, Schumann’s Traumerie played did not speak from the mom ent of her Sheffield p la te soon began to replace passed by. T h ere was a lonely and d e 1827 or 1828 rem arking th a t It w as lit sure, $30. Careful but not respoosi p ew ter on th e tab les of th e E nglish tie creditable to th e au th o rities that for accidents. by the piano and two violins, was very aw akening. A fter the cerem ony she m iddle classes. A ltogether we know jected drom edary, w ith Its lonely und the raised covering to the tom b should kissed th e fam ily all round, hut spoke dejected bum ps, but th a t a tta c h m e n t , have been allow ed to fall into such de For particulars write to much enjoyed as that piece always is never n w ord. All agreed th a t h er si o f tw e n ty -th re e im p o rta n t m a n u fa c tu r w as not for him. Abdul w as th e vic ca.v, for 1 could see into the grave e rs of th is w are. C i l i O . a. H A N C O C K , lence added a solemn charm to th e when played on the violin. All the T he In d u stry flourished until the tim and w as duly attached. through the hole form ed by the sinking General 1 piano and vocal numbers were well m ost im pressive occasion In a w om an's middle of th e nineteen th century, and The coustable saw th e fa rm e r cred of the stones. T he reply was th at, 'on life. so few pieces of copper rolled plate itor, and arran g em en ts w ere m ade to account of the an ath em a inscribed upon M . i - o o m , rendered and showed the thorough Mr. and Mrs. Alec H icks sta rte d Im Assistant. w ere m ade a fte r th a t tim e th a t they preparation put on them. Miss Pearl m ediately a fte r a w edding b rea k fa st need not concern th e collector. E lectro ta k e Abdul out to te e farm . H e fig the tom b,’ no w orkm en could be per ured th a t he w as going to get a soft suaded to m eddle w ith it.” (at which th e bride s a t m ute) on th e ir Miller’s Polka De Concert was very p latin g w as discovered o r invented by Au e a rlie r incident is tints set forth thing, trad, m uch to the astonishm ent w edding jouruey. As they rolled along well received by the audience because In a p a rlo r couch th e young husband a medical stu d e n t of Ito th erham , n ear of the circus folk, he w ent tt'ottg lu a by a co n trib u to r to tiie M onthly M ag Sheffield, an d th e new process w as azine of Feb. 1. 1818: of its brilliancy and the sympathy with rem arked upon the p rese n ts they had p aten ted on M arch 25. 1840. By 1850 contented m anner and li v brought "N o tw ith sta n d in g tiie an ath em a pro received, th e in te re st tak eu In th e ir which she played it. The closing th e new w nre w as on th e m arket ev up in the fa rm e r’s burn. 1 aeu th e real nounced by th e b ard on any d istu rb er m arriage, th e concourse of people w ho number was “ An Old Norwegian Ro ! w ould gladly have been p resen t had eryw here. an d th e Industry had been history of the case begau. Jones & of his bones, the church w ardens wore revolutionized.—C ountry L ife In A m er Jones left tow n w ith sm iles on th eir so negligent a few y e a rs ago as to ^mance” by Grieg. M.ss Lieser and n o t th e cerem ony been p riv ate. H is ica. faces. T h at m ean t th a t the su it would suffer th e sexton iu digging th e a d w ife listened, b u t spoke not. Then he Miss Hoople played this difficult piece have to be adjo u rn ed w hen called. jo in in g g rave of Dr. D avenport to directed h e r a tte n tio n to passing ob with marked skill and expression. BISMARCK'S ANGER. T h a t m eant th a t it would he ultim ately break a large cavity into th e tom b of jects. T h ere w as a happy, dream y Shakespeare. Mr. ---- told the w riter decided in th e fa rm e r's favor nud th a t The last of the Conservatory Re look on h e r face, b u t sh e u ttered no T h e th a t he w as excited by curiosity to Incident That Made Certain the word. T hey dined in a bufTet ear; but, he would find him self w ith au elephaut citals was given Saturday evening be push Ills bend and shoulders through Franco-German War. though th e re w as a b ottle of wine, her on his hands. lie found th a t o u t even th e cavity, th a t he saw the rem ains of fore a larger and more appreciative tongue w as n o t loosed. A fter din n er The P rin cess B ism arck, so th e story T en d er, Juicy, Steaks w ithiu the first hour. the bard ami th a t he could easily have goes, changed tiie political history of audience than attended any of the Alec su rp rised her by telling her th a t Abdul w anted from th ree to five b ar brought aw ay his skull, but w as de F ran ce unw ittin g ly , and b ut for her R oasts and Stews, other recitals. The program opened i he w as going into th e sm oking room th e F ran eo -P ru ssian w ar m ight never rels of w a te r to w et his th ro at. It terred by tiie curse w hich tlte poet In for on a f te r d in n e r cigar. H alf au took au hour to bring it from the voked on any one who d istu rb ed his with an eight-handed piece, the ] hour w as enough for th e cigar, but be have been waged. Sausage and Bacon B ism arck w as unfrien d ly to France, house. T hen he w anted a q u a rte r of rem ains.” beautiful March and Chorus from took an hour. W hen he returned she Tlte a tte m p t a t a la te r day to med but the E m press E ugenie hoped w ith a ton of the best hay to e a t and the received him w ith a low eriug brow. Tannhäuser. The piano solos of the die w ith the total* had no m ore effec "H ow long.” he ask ed h er coldly, "is her beau ty to influeuce him so th a t the sam e am ount to toy w ith us he stood A ll kinds of Fresh evening were well rendered. The th is b eau tifu l K orean custom to be little trouble w ith F ran ce and G er up to m editate and feel sorry for those tive ending. New York Tribune. m any m ight he sm oothed over. She elep h an ts th a t were still knockittg audience was enraptured with Mr. Dwi k ept up?” She m ade no reply, b u t inw ardly re th erefo re invited th e G erm an prince around the country. N ight had not nell Clapp’s beautiful rendering of the solved th a t It should be kept up until and his w ife to visit th e c o u rt of y e t come when he took a fancy to a Faust Fantaisie in which he surpassed he learned not to leave h e r for n whole France, anil th e P rin ce an d P rincess certain beam lu the barn an d w rapped all his previous efforts. The vocal hour on the evening of their marriage B ism arck arriv e d in g re a t s ta te a t the his tru n k around it and pulled it fron: T uilerles. Its place anti used It for a baseball numbers of the evening were very for a n asty cigar. T h a t ev en in g th ere w as a grand re b a t T hen he tore out tiie m anger and M eanw hile th ere w as much talk much enjoved. Two of Mrs. C haj- am ong th e women left behind in com ception, and E ugenie received the used the sliv ers for toothpicks nud man’s Portland pupils, Misses Crossley m endation of tiie custom introduced a t g u ests in a gow n w hich m ade h er so w ent to bed happy. T he fa rm e r con ravishingly lovely th a t even Prince sulted the law yer again, und the law and Slusser were here and delighted th e H icks w edding. O ne elderly sp in B ism arck. G erm an, stolid and In love y er w as prim ed w ith inform ation lie s te r of practical view s declared th a t the audience with their songs. Miss since men w ere fo rev er com m enting w ith ills wife, stood an d gazed upon had been m aking elep h an ts a study * • a a n u n a w a u n B B H M M M M B Slusser has a particularly rich, full on women uot being able to bold th eir her with adm iration. A nd E ugenie fo r the last fo u r hours. w as uot slow to observe th e effect of “Y ’es, ull the cost of A bdul's keep and voice which was heard to excellent ad tongues p erh ap s one tnuu would get h er beauty upou him. She called him ail the dam age lie did while lu tlte nil he w an ted of w om an's silence. vantage in the number Burst Ye Ap Many young girls said th a t they would to her side, and B ism arck cam e, w ith liamis of the law would lie assessed on his w ife upou his arm . Jo n es & Jones w heu the case w as de ple Buds. Miss Pearl Chandler also a d o p t It a t th e ir ow n w edding. A few Now, th e P rincess Bisnturck w as tall cided ag ain st them , as it surely m ust feutluiue g ab b lers d lsseuted, eonslder- sang two numbers in her pleasing way iug It a sh a m e th a t a m an m ight say an d guuut. uttd h er feet w ere gener be. J u s t go right back botue and give FINE WORK DONE CHEAP - Fill which is always appreciated by a For w h a t he pleased to his w ife w ithout ous. ¿Vs site w alked sh e show ed a th a t elephaut w h atev er he w anted and g re a t deal of sole. it would be all rig h t.” W h ite s h ir t - - - 10c Drawers • • I » * reto rt. No such silence for them . The est Grove audience. To close the H I C K S - C H A T l E N W hile B ism arck stood talk in g with Abdul had been chained on tiie open Soft . . . 10c W hite Waists • 10»* m a tte r b ro u g h t ubout a n u m b er of m a r program Miss Clapp and Miss Sewell W hite S k irts - 10 to 50 Underskirts • U »* ital differences w h ere h u sbands took E ugenie a 'l audible titte r w as heard floor of the barn. Ou the second day E N G R A V I N G C O . U ndershirts - - - 8c Stockings • • • Ifcj repeated the two piano piece which occasion to sn e e r n t th e ir w ives u n d er along the Hue of ladies. B ism arck, of his stay he broke his chains and 2d & ..i d e e , P O R T L A N D , O R K . H a n d k e rc h ie fs - - 2c Collars • • w ho w as quick ns a flash, followed pulled a tou of hay from the mow and cover of th is K orean custom . G reat was so much enjoyed at Miss Sewell’s M en’s W h ite Vests 10 15c Pants - • • • •*! In terest centered lu how loug the si th e glance o f th e ir eyes an d saw them w alked over it until it w as hardly fit Coats - - - - 10 20c Dusters . • W*| recital. to bed the hogs w ith. Administrator's Notice. lence of Mrs. H icks w as to endure re st upon th e feet of his wife. Tow els - - - 20c D os. Napkins • • T h a t settled th e m atter. T he politi H e w anted a sm all drink, nml wheu T h e follow ing article s 50 c per dot. PMs»0*j T he sn eerin g h u sb an d s d eclared th a t N o tice is h e re b y g iv e n th a t th e u n d e rsig n e d h as b eer For Sale. Bed S h r r t j , T able c lo th « , Ni£h: Gowns, *e**| th e second hand to a w atch would not cal history of F ra n c e w as a lte re d from the farm er cut him off w ith five b ar d u ly ap p o in te d by th e C ounty Court of th e State of O re th a t m om ent. rels of w ater he trum peted until he I have some dry, big fir wood and d ivide tim e delicately enough to m eas D raw ers, U nderw ear, Aprons and Corset Co»* g o n , fo r W a shington C ou n ty , as ad m in istrato r of the A y e a r later, w hen P a ris w as be soared farm ers for tw o utiles nrottml estate of R ebecca T ra v e r deceased. All persons hav No. 1 cedar posts for sale. Ind. Phone ure h e r silence a fte r th e first sign of Pacific Avenue Foreifcv"» sieged, B ism arck blm self fired a can and then broke up the fan n in g mill, in g claim s a g a in st said esta te a re h ereby notified anc Independence on th e p a rt of her h u s 261. Ed. Boos. 49t4. req u ire d to p resent th e sam e to m e properly verified a: non over th e ram p arts, a n d those w ho the corn sheller and som e stra y bourds band. O th e r cynical men said th e w ere n ear him h e ard him sh out: and lieatns. T he law yer w as notified, by law re q u ire d , at the office of J. N . H offm an at For — Ladies, do you contemplate buv- w hole affa ir w as paradoxical, for in "T ak e th a t fo r th e feet o f th e P rin and he cam e riding out to the farm on est G rove, W a shington C ounty, O regon, w ith in six ste a d of a w ife m uzzling h erself h e r m onths from th e d ate h e re o f. D ated th is 21st d ay ot ng a new dress, waist, or skirt this bike to say: first a c t a f te r m arria g e w as to muzzle cess B ism arck!” M ay, 1908. spring? If so, call at Hoffman & Allen h er husband. One w om an forgot h e r T h e slig h t w as aveuged. “ Very irreg u la r an d im proper on the R. W \ T R A V E R , at i p a rt of Abdul, but of course Joues & Co’s. They can supply your needs self so fa r ns to rem ark , "H ow can she A d m in istrato r o f the esta te o f R ebecca T ra v e r, de Joues will settle. They m ust settle. ceased. T h e Ma yflowe r. — The top price at Bailey’s for your get him u n d er” — b u t checked herself. J. N . H offm an, A ttorney. N ever did a ship sail w ith such mo They m ust have him w ith th e ir show ." The w edding trip w as to cover the Wool and Mohair. On the th ird day Abdul dem anded honeymoon, but it lasted only th ree m entous resu lts as the little w est coun Notice for Publication. Let THE NEWS do your job work. days, w hen th e bride nud groom re try clipper schooner the Mayflower, seven barrels of w ater, h alf a ton of E v eryb o d y knows that We guarantee good workmanship turned, and. Instead of going to th e b u t few people have bothered to ask hay and m ost o f the pum pkins grow U nited States Land Office, P o rtla n d , O regon, A pr. 7th, 1908. ing on the farm and then broke dow n good stock and most reasonable prices. bouse th a t had been prepared for w h a t w as her fa te a fte r she had land- N otice is h e re b y g iv en th a t in com pliance w ith the we keep the best Meat? We print everything. them , th e bride w ent to h er m other e J th e ,“ ' rolc l,a,ul of E nglishm en on the doors and piled the frag m en ts in a p rovisions of the act of Congress of Ju n e 3, 1878, e n ti and the groom to bachelor quarters. Plym outh rock. As a m a tte r of fact, neat heap and set out on a voy tled “ A n a c t fo r th e s a le of tim ber lands in the States •< to be had, but this is to — Hoffman and Allen Co. are agent "F o r h eav en 's sake, w h a t's the mat- s ^ e tlrifted into the cotton trad e and age of discovery. H e discovered the C a lifo rn ia , O regon, N evada and W a shington T e r rito r y ,” for the famous Buttenck patterns. sm okehouse an d chicken coop and d ai as extended to a ll the P u b lic L and States by act of Au ter?” cried th e m other as h e r d au g h ter sank a fte r tuauy y ears of service for remind you to give o «„ii on „„ h ...... j rite E a st India com pany a t M asuiipa- ry house and upset them . He discover gust 4, 1892, Soren Je p p ese n , of B acona, C ounty of — Bailey will buy your Wool and fell e r neck weeping. ed the fam ily well and yanked the W a sh in g trn , S tate of O regon, has th is day filed in | tarn, on th e coast of India.—London "H e 's a b ru te .” Mohair. a call. pum p out by the roots and th rew It this office his sw orn sta te m e n t, N o. 7732, fo r th # p u r ' S tandard. "W h a t has he done?” over the house. H e discovered the chase of East Vs o f N W U a nd Lots 1 a nd 2 o f S ection 30, — Money to loan on farm security. "W e h a d n 't been gone h a lf a day be house itself aud sm ashed ail the w in in T ow nship No. 3 n o rth . R ange N o. 3 w est, and will A T h i r d Need. W . H. Hollis. Forest Grove offer proof to show that the land s o u g h t is rr.ors v a lu a fore he ceased to say a w ord to me.” “You need,” said th e e x p e rt to the dows and doors. Then he passed Into ble for its tim ber or stone th a n fo r a g ric u ltu ra l pur- "B u t you d id n 't say a w ord to him. — We’ll buy your wool and mohair. FOREST BR0VI sufferer, "tw o p airs of glasses, one fo r the orchard and pulled up tw enty-one poses, and to establish h is claim to said land before did you ?” big apple trees to show th a t he w as R e g iste r a nd R eceiver at P o rtlan d , O regon, on Thursday reading and one for long distance.” Bring it in. Bailey. “ No.” “C an 't you m ake It th ree p airs?” no bluffer. He had leveled forty rods th e 9th day of Ju ly , 1908. — See Special Sale of muslin and "Is th is all th e com plaint you have i asked the m an w ho h ad m ade a study of fence and to rn dow n a w agon shed H e nam es as w itnesses. Eli H ow ell, o f M ountaindsle, underwear at Hoffman & Allen Co.’s. to m ake of him ?” of his own case. “P d like some short and tossed a reaper and m ow er sky O regon, John H ow ell, of M ountaindale, O re g o i, "Y es.” sighted ones to use on bill collectors." high when he decided to seek the ! Char,e* c Nc,5°n. of Bacona, O re g o n , P eter H offm an, — Don't forget that Hoffman & Al LAWYER “ Foolish child! You have a model J —N ashville A merican. shade of the cool forest. On his way j of B acona, Oregon, len Co. carry the famous Bntterick husband. W ould th a t y o u r fa th e r w ere A ny a nd a ll persons c la im in g a d v e rse ly the above des there he eutered a big m udhole to tak e J eal Estate a-d Coryo- OFFlCl^J cribed lands are requested to file th e ir claim s in this Patterns and sell Delineators, also take such a m an! He could never have kept a b ath and m et his fa te by drow ning. Ag ree d W i t h H i m . office on o r before said 9th d ay of J u ly , 1908. i silence fo r a single d a y —no. not for F a th e r (calling from head of stairs T he law y er cam e out and said th a t subscriptions for sam e. A L G ER N O N S. D R ESSE R, R egister. tw elv e hours! Alee m u st be a wonder Forest Grove, - - (F irs t Pub. M ay 7) a t 11:30 p. m .l—Jennie, d o n 't you think A bdul's proceedings could l>e legally — Money to loan on (arm security T hink of possessing a husband who Is It's ab o u t tim e to go to bed? Jen n ie— criticised, but th a t there « a s no ques W . H. Hollis. able to hold bis tongue indefinitely and Yes. papa dear. W hat on e arth keeps tion as to how the suit would go SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY --------------------- let his w ife do ail the talking!” T here w asn’t. Jones & Jones cam e you up so late?—Pathfinder. Forest Grove Time Table Sunday School Convention. T h e good lady se n t fo r her son In- I lo c k and won it and m ade the county F n S H I O X STABL&i law a t once, an d th e q u a rre l w as made I pay them $7.000 for the loss of th eir Not U nusual. N O R TH BOUN D. The Sunday schools of Washington Ip. Alec llic k s is now a middle aged elephant w hile In the hands of a duly No. 7 d r p ir * , f-.-j m ., a m r * at PorCartd !>-rr a. m. Pacific Ave. Forest ** f “Som etim es," said I'n c le Eben, " I No. J ‘ ......................... 10:<0 a. m. county will hold their convention at mau. He Is d eaf In one ear. H e says ketches n tv se'f la m b a stin ’ a m ule fob el*c,ed ™ n*table And then Jones A N o .» 1 :3 0 » . m .. " " " J 5 0 ,.m . Heal Turnouts be finds it very convenient. W hen his 4:44 p. m ., t:SS p. m. Reedvilfe. Thursday, June 25, and doin’ p u rty m uch de sam e a s I w ould ,he clow u- the bareback riders, No. I wife ta lk s to him. a s sh e frequently SOUTH BOUND. " alk er a n J 0 ,h er c,r<’n* each school of the county should send does w hile he Is In bed and she is do- do if I w as lu de m ule's p la c e !" - th* No. 1 !▼. P o rtlan d 7:00 a. m . tv . F o r m G rove * 34 a. m . W ashington S tar. ' Pe°I>!e »m'led and winked a t each otta- No- R ’ 11:00 a. m .. a r. ” 1 7 :3 0 p .m . one delegate, and one for each ten en- ^ j,e r j,a ir for th e night, he turns ______ |__________ | er, and L aw y er T aylor w ent back to No. 4 ” 4.10 p . m . , I t . " ” 5 4e p. m . H o. 10 * S :* 0 p . m ., a r. ” “ 7 .CO p . m . rolled in school. Everybody welcome. >ver on th e side of his well e tr , and N atu re cre a te s m erit; fo rtu n e brings *>!» »Dtl **«* he had had B A R B E R S e doesn't h e a r her. his chance and w as not equal to the it Into p lay.—R ochefoucauld. Come and enjoy a good program. E. c . S im pso n , Agent. A L E X A N D E R ELY. » caston. M. QUAD. HAIR CUTTIM A IMCIA4.TT V e g e t a b le s PRINTING | Groceries W. F . SCHULTZ] Qnong Lee’s LAUNDRY lood Eatables Low Prices Saelens & Co. W . H. HOLLIS, HANCOCK & GOflOO« I r\ Moulton & Boga« L. L. HOLLINGER, Pres. County Ass's . .. > -------- - - - ------------- --------— J W. E. COMAN, General freight and Passenger Agent, Portland. Postoffice Row Fort*!