SHEFFIELD PLATE. Last week the pupils of the con­ H i s t o r y of T h i s N ow V e r y R a r e end servatory gave the commencement re­ V alu ab le W are. citals in Brighton chapel. There Sheffield [date differs from nil other were four recitals in all. The first was ' plated w are lu Hint th e p latlug w as [O riginal. 1 T his sto ry w as tulil 10 me by a crusty done on the sheet m etal before the Tuesday afternoon when the pupils of article w as shaped. B efore an d siuce the lower grades appeared. It was a bachelor. “ L isten to this. Alec." ami M a b e l then pluting of various so rts has been Its Would Be Desccrstors Poet's Imprc-atioii. The fact th a t would be desecrators of Tiie circus und m enagerie of Jones ,V S hakespeare's tom b have not (lured to loues w as com ing th a t way. .T h e risk the failing of tlte cu rse invoked iu g reater p art of its m enagerie consisted the lines cu t upou his totuli Is a strik ­ >f the elephant Alslttl. and AI h I u I had ing testim ony to the pow erful effect long program as there were tw enty-four iiu ru e t read : “ •In K orea durin g the applied only te the finished piece, as in become old and Irritable and no longer upon m ankind of such au im precation. o u r electro p latin g process. Moreover, num bers, bu t all those tak in g part d id whole m arriag e day th e bride m ust be saw things w ltb the friskiness of other J. O. H uiliw ell-Pbillipps, w riting in th e platin g w as done on copper, while mute. If she says u word she becomes very well. Many of the pupils showed an object of ridicule. It may be a m odern buse m etal is usually com days. He w as lieing m ost carefully the eighties, said: considerable advance over their work week or even a m onth la-fore Uer bus- posed o f an am algam of copper, nickel w atched wheu the show urrlved at "T he nearest approach to an excava- tion in (in- g rave ci/ SbaUes|H*ure w as Clemen tsville. in the winter recitals and gave evi­ band b ears the sound of her voice. an d zinc. F u rth erm o re, It Is possible for the S ingular custom , isn ’t it? How would Tlte season had not Iteen a profitable made in the sum m er of the .tear 171*0 dence of the good work done in the you like to adopt it when we are m ar collector to secu re exam ples of early one for Jones & Jones. They bad had iu digging a vault in the im m ediate lo­ G eorgian am i so called Queen Anne conservatory. Tied?” to offer fiO cen ts on the d o llar to th eir cality. when an opening appeared H er fa th e r and m other were sittin g work in Sheffield plate, w hile the creditors at tiie last th ree stands, and whielt was presum ed to indicate the Tuesday evening the programs in­ ra rity and high money vnlue of silver com m encem ent of the site of the bard's tended for two evenings were crowded near, th e fa th e r read in g bis paper, the w are of th a t period m ake its acqulsl when the exhibition at C leinetltsville rem ains. T he most scrupulous cure, m other sew in g T he la tte r said: “T h at into one, as the week was too full to rem inds m e of th e night we liecuine tiou ex trem ely difficult. Sheffield plate w as over they could not pay certain how ever, w as taken not to d istu rb the permit of another evening for a recital. engaged. Do you rem em lter I m ade historically an d a rtistic a lly Is a s w orthy farm ers for oats, hay and stra w . One neighboring e arth iu the slightest de­ of a [dace beside old china and old of the farm ers, and th e largest gree, the clerk having b e n placed The entire program was well up to the you w ait a loug w hile for your an m ahogany us is old silv erw are. there till th e brickw ork f the adjoin- itor. refused to tak e a note of Imnd sw er? I k ep t you a w hole hour w ith in 1742 one T hom as Bolsover of H is claim w as for $k), an d lie rushed standard of the recitals given hereto- out giving you a w ord.” d *o p rev en t n r s i r T r n r r , I GERMAN flM "H appy day!” observed th e husband Sheffield, E ngland, described In the to see a law y er about It. Mr. Taylot any one m aking n exam ination. No | K i l u I j I f c r E D lore. and each number was enjopable histories us an “Ingenious mechanic, !‘r :i s vbibie through Registered German Coach S i7 and played with good expression. The dryly and w ithout low ering his pa|>er. accidentally fused some silv er and cop­ w as tlie law yer. T he tw o or th ree oth thi* sm all oiwiiing that th u s presented c Ln otai A sm ile passed over Ids w ife's face, eight-har.ded piece from tne Bach and a te n d er light shone in Iter d au g h ­ per w hile rep a irin g a knife. He began ers in tow n happened to lie out of tbeh itself, and as the poet was buried iu '5even years o.d, weight 1700 !| offices. T he g re a t opportunity bud symphony was very well rendered. te r's eyes. As for Alec, he cast a su s­ experim enting, seeking fo r a m ethod of come nt last. Tiie fourteen y ears of the ground, not in a vault, the great or deep chestnut sorrel, gentle plating copper w ith silv er for th e man probability Is th a t d u st alone rem ains. picious glance a t his prospective fa- sition, finely built and fine action, £.1 Eight of the fourteen numbers on the ufucture of sm all articles, in 174.1, to­ w aiting w as to lie repaid. It is uot many y ears since a phalanx ther-In-lnw . , by Martin, Grand Sire, Bernard. g eth er w ith Joseph W ilson, he set up a "Y our claim is good, uud all we have of trouble tom bs, lan tern s and spades second part of the program were played N othing would do for Mabel but to by Miss Clapp’s pupils and all showed Introduce th e K orean custom nt her factory for th e m a n u fa c tu re of buc­ to do Is to a tta c h som ething,” w as the in hand, assem bled iu the chancel at Philine by Baron 2nd. kles. snuffboxes nud knife handies. As th e ele- dead of night, in ten t on disobeying the law y er's announcem ent. W ill Make the Season of l ^ l that Miss Cl*pp has been doing excel­ wedding. On account of the receut Joseph H ancock soon got hold of the pliant is the biggest and m ost valuable I ‘“Junction that the hones ol d eath of au a u n t w ho had made her were not to be disturbed Monday, Hancock & Gordon's Baal lent work as a teacher this past year. life m iserable, but had left tier $10,000, secret and. p erfectin g it, d em o n strated tiling they have, we will u ttach hint. I ¡Shakespeare ,,,,, ,, . i B ut the supplicatory lines prevailed, Tuesday, Williams’ Barn, North YtJ The two Schubert Impromptus were the cereuiouy w as to Include only the th a t It w as possible to Im itate the won t | T here w ere some am ong the uum het finest and m ost richly em ltossed silv er­ especially well played and the vocal fam ily. Alec pro tested ag ain st the In­ ware. .Settling In Sheffield, he sta rte d move on w ithout him. Your case will w ho a t the last m om ent refused to in troduction of a custom takeu from a Wednesday, Carltoi Livery Barn. numbers of the evening were very d eg en erate easte rn race, but Mr. Bur­ tiie m a n u fa c tu re of all so rts of dom es l>e settled w ithiu au hour a fte r we at cu r th e w arning condem nation, and s. Thursday, Gaston. th e design w as happily abandoned.” n e t's rem ark . "H ap p y d ay !’’ had fas­ tic pieces. B eginning m odestly w ith tach him .” much enjoyed. Balance of week at Hancock Jr | horsepow er, he later added w ater [tow­ T he elephant w as attach ed . T h ere i A correspondent of the Loudon Atlie tened th e Idea upou Mabel, and It don’s Barn, Forest Grove. Friday evening the more advanced er for th e rolling process. O th er m an­ uaeunt w rote lu 1881: "I rem em ber on w as a lank and disconsolate looking could not be rem oved. TERMS: Single Service, $20;! pupils gave a recital. The opening On th e d ay of the w edding the bride u fa c tu re rs follow ed his exam ple, and cassow ary w ith the show , but he w as a visit to tile g rav e of Shakespeare in number, Schumann’s Traumerie played did not speak from the mom ent of her Sheffield p la te soon began to replace passed by. T h ere was a lonely and d e­ 1827 or 1828 rem arking th a t It w as lit sure, $30. Careful but not respoosi p ew ter on th e tab les of th e E nglish tie creditable to th e au th o rities that for accidents. by the piano and two violins, was very aw akening. A fter the cerem ony she m iddle classes. A ltogether we know jected drom edary, w ith Its lonely und the raised covering to the tom b should kissed th e fam ily all round, hut spoke dejected bum ps, but th a t a tta c h m e n t , have been allow ed to fall into such de For particulars write to much enjoyed as that piece always is never n w ord. All agreed th a t h er si­ o f tw e n ty -th re e im p o rta n t m a n u fa c tu r­ w as not for him. Abdul w as th e vic­ ca.v, for 1 could see into the grave e rs of th is w are. C i l i O . a. H A N C O C K , lence added a solemn charm to th e when played on the violin. All the T he In d u stry flourished until the tim and w as duly attached. through the hole form ed by the sinking General 1 piano and vocal numbers were well m ost im pressive occasion In a w om an's middle of th e nineteen th century, and The coustable saw th e fa rm e r cred­ of the stones. T he reply was th at, 'on life. so few pieces of copper rolled plate itor, and arran g em en ts w ere m ade to account of the an ath em a inscribed upon M . i - o o m , rendered and showed the thorough Mr. and Mrs. Alec H icks sta rte d Im­ Assistant. w ere m ade a fte r th a t tim e th a t they preparation put on them. Miss Pearl m ediately a fte r a w edding b rea k fa st need not concern th e collector. E lectro­ ta k e Abdul out to te e farm . H e fig­ the tom b,’ no w orkm en could be per­ ured th a t he w as going to get a soft suaded to m eddle w ith it.” (at which th e bride s a t m ute) on th e ir Miller’s Polka De Concert was very p latin g w as discovered o r invented by Au e a rlie r incident is tints set forth thing, trad, m uch to the astonishm ent w edding jouruey. As they rolled along well received by the audience because In a p a rlo r couch th e young husband a medical stu d e n t of Ito th erham , n ear of the circus folk, he w ent tt'ottg lu a by a co n trib u to r to tiie M onthly M ag­ Sheffield, an d th e new process w as azine of Feb. 1. 1818: of its brilliancy and the sympathy with rem arked upon the p rese n ts they had p aten ted on M arch 25. 1840. By 1850 contented m anner and li v brought "N o tw ith sta n d in g tiie an ath em a pro­ received, th e in te re st tak eu In th e ir which she played it. The closing th e new w nre w as on th e m arket ev up in the fa rm e r’s burn. 1 aeu th e real nounced by th e b ard on any d istu rb er m arriage, th e concourse of people w ho number was “ An Old Norwegian Ro ! w ould gladly have been p resen t had eryw here. an d th e Industry had been history of the case begau. Jones & of his bones, the church w ardens wore revolutionized.—C ountry L ife In A m er­ Jones left tow n w ith sm iles on th eir so negligent a few y e a rs ago as to ^mance” by Grieg. M.ss Lieser and n o t th e cerem ony been p riv ate. H is ica. faces. T h at m ean t th a t the su it would suffer th e sexton iu digging th e a d ­ w ife listened, b u t spoke not. Then he Miss Hoople played this difficult piece have to be adjo u rn ed w hen called. jo in in g g rave of Dr. D avenport to directed h e r a tte n tio n to passing ob­ with marked skill and expression. BISMARCK'S ANGER. T h a t m eant th a t it would he ultim ately break a large cavity into th e tom b of jects. T h ere w as a happy, dream y Shakespeare. Mr. ---- told the w riter decided in th e fa rm e r's favor nud th a t The last of the Conservatory Re­ look on h e r face, b u t sh e u ttered no T h e th a t he w as excited by curiosity to Incident That Made Certain the word. T hey dined in a bufTet ear; but, he would find him self w ith au elephaut citals was given Saturday evening be­ push Ills bend and shoulders through Franco-German War. though th e re w as a b ottle of wine, her on his hands. lie found th a t o u t even th e cavity, th a t he saw the rem ains of fore a larger and more appreciative tongue w as n o t loosed. A fter din n er The P rin cess B ism arck, so th e story T en d er, Juicy, Steaks w ithiu the first hour. the bard ami th a t he could easily have goes, changed tiie political history of audience than attended any of the Alec su rp rised her by telling her th a t Abdul w anted from th ree to five b ar­ brought aw ay his skull, but w as de­ F ran ce unw ittin g ly , and b ut for her R oasts and Stews, other recitals. The program opened i he w as going into th e sm oking room th e F ran eo -P ru ssian w ar m ight never rels of w a te r to w et his th ro at. It terred by tiie curse w hich tlte poet In­ for on a f te r d in n e r cigar. H alf au took au hour to bring it from the voked on any one who d istu rb ed his with an eight-handed piece, the ] hour w as enough for th e cigar, but be have been waged. Sausage and Bacon B ism arck w as unfrien d ly to France, house. T hen he w anted a q u a rte r of rem ains.” beautiful March and Chorus from took an hour. W hen he returned she Tlte a tte m p t a t a la te r day to med but the E m press E ugenie hoped w ith a ton of the best hay to e a t and the received him w ith a low eriug brow. Tannhäuser. The piano solos of the die w ith the total* had no m ore effec­ "H ow long.” he ask ed h er coldly, "is her beau ty to influeuce him so th a t the sam e am ount to toy w ith us he stood A ll kinds of Fresh evening were well rendered. The th is b eau tifu l K orean custom to be little trouble w ith F ran ce and G er­ up to m editate and feel sorry for those tive ending. New York Tribune. m any m ight he sm oothed over. She elep h an ts th a t were still knockittg audience was enraptured with Mr. Dwi k ept up?” She m ade no reply, b u t inw ardly re­ th erefo re invited th e G erm an prince around the country. N ight had not nell Clapp’s beautiful rendering of the solved th a t It should be kept up until and his w ife to visit th e c o u rt of y e t come when he took a fancy to a Faust Fantaisie in which he surpassed he learned not to leave h e r for n whole France, anil th e P rin ce an d P rincess certain beam lu the barn an d w rapped all his previous efforts. The vocal hour on the evening of their marriage B ism arck arriv e d in g re a t s ta te a t the his tru n k around it and pulled it fron: T uilerles. Its place anti used It for a baseball numbers of the evening were very for a n asty cigar. T h a t ev en in g th ere w as a grand re­ b a t T hen he tore out tiie m anger and M eanw hile th ere w as much talk much enjoved. Two of Mrs. C haj- am ong th e women left behind in com ­ ception, and E ugenie received the used the sliv ers for toothpicks nud man’s Portland pupils, Misses Crossley m endation of tiie custom introduced a t g u ests in a gow n w hich m ade h er so w ent to bed happy. T he fa rm e r con­ ravishingly lovely th a t even Prince sulted the law yer again, und the law ­ and Slusser were here and delighted th e H icks w edding. O ne elderly sp in ­ B ism arck. G erm an, stolid and In love y er w as prim ed w ith inform ation lie s te r of practical view s declared th a t the audience with their songs. Miss since men w ere fo rev er com m enting w ith ills wife, stood an d gazed upon had been m aking elep h an ts a study * • a a n u n a w a u n B B H M M M M B Slusser has a particularly rich, full on women uot being able to bold th eir her with adm iration. A nd E ugenie fo r the last fo u r hours. w as uot slow to observe th e effect of “Y ’es, ull the cost of A bdul's keep and voice which was heard to excellent ad­ tongues p erh ap s one tnuu would get h er beauty upou him. She called him ail the dam age lie did while lu tlte nil he w an ted of w om an's silence. vantage in the number Burst Ye Ap­ Many young girls said th a t they would to her side, and B ism arck cam e, w ith liamis of the law would lie assessed on his w ife upou his arm . Jo n es & Jones w heu the case w as de­ ple Buds. Miss Pearl Chandler also a d o p t It a t th e ir ow n w edding. A few Now, th e P rincess Bisnturck w as tall cided ag ain st them , as it surely m ust feutluiue g ab b lers d lsseuted, eonslder- sang two numbers in her pleasing way iug It a sh a m e th a t a m an m ight say an d guuut. uttd h er feet w ere gener­ be. J u s t go right back botue and give FINE WORK DONE CHEAP - Fill which is always appreciated by a For­ w h a t he pleased to his w ife w ithout ous. ¿Vs site w alked sh e show ed a th a t elephaut w h atev er he w anted and g re a t deal of sole. it would be all rig h t.” W h ite s h ir t - - - 10c Drawers • • I » * reto rt. No such silence for them . The est Grove audience. To close the H I C K S - C H A T l E N W hile B ism arck stood talk in g with Abdul had been chained on tiie open Soft . . . 10c W hite Waists • 10»* m a tte r b ro u g h t ubout a n u m b er of m a r­ program Miss Clapp and Miss Sewell W hite S k irts - 10 to 50 Underskirts • U »* ital differences w h ere h u sbands took E ugenie a 'l audible titte r w as heard floor of the barn. Ou the second day E N G R A V I N G C O . U ndershirts - - - 8c Stockings • • • Ifcj repeated the two piano piece which occasion to sn e e r n t th e ir w ives u n d er along the Hue of ladies. B ism arck, of his stay he broke his chains and 2d & ..i d e e , P O R T L A N D , O R K . H a n d k e rc h ie fs - - 2c Collars • • w ho w as quick ns a flash, followed pulled a tou of hay from the mow and cover of th is K orean custom . G reat was so much enjoyed at Miss Sewell’s M en’s W h ite Vests 10 15c Pants - • • • •*! In terest centered lu how loug the si­ th e glance o f th e ir eyes an d saw them w alked over it until it w as hardly fit Coats - - - - 10 20c Dusters . • W*| recital. to bed the hogs w ith. Administrator's Notice. lence of Mrs. H icks w as to endure re st upon th e feet of his wife. Tow els - - - 20c D os. Napkins • • T h a t settled th e m atter. T he politi­ H e w anted a sm all drink, nml wheu T h e follow ing article s 50 c per dot. PMs»0*j T he sn eerin g h u sb an d s d eclared th a t N o tice is h e re b y g iv e n th a t th e u n d e rsig n e d h as b eer For Sale. Bed S h r r t j , T able c lo th « , Ni£h: Gowns, *e**| th e second hand to a w atch would not cal history of F ra n c e w as a lte re d from the farm er cut him off w ith five b ar­ d u ly ap p o in te d by th e C ounty Court of th e State of O re ­ th a t m om ent. rels of w ater he trum peted until he I have some dry, big fir wood and d ivide tim e delicately enough to m eas­ D raw ers, U nderw ear, Aprons and Corset Co»* g o n , fo r W a shington C ou n ty , as ad m in istrato r of the A y e a r later, w hen P a ris w as be­ soared farm ers for tw o utiles nrottml estate of R ebecca T ra v e r deceased. All persons hav No. 1 cedar posts for sale. Ind. Phone ure h e r silence a fte r th e first sign of Pacific Avenue Foreifcv"» sieged, B ism arck blm self fired a can ­ and then broke up the fan n in g mill, in g claim s a g a in st said esta te a re h ereby notified anc Independence on th e p a rt of her h u s­ 261. Ed. Boos. 49t4. req u ire d to p resent th e sam e to m e properly verified a: non over th e ram p arts, a n d those w ho the corn sheller and som e stra y bourds band. O th e r cynical men said th e w ere n ear him h e ard him sh out: and lieatns. T he law yer w as notified, by law re q u ire d , at the office of J. N . H offm an at For — Ladies, do you contemplate buv- w hole affa ir w as paradoxical, for in­ "T ak e th a t fo r th e feet o f th e P rin ­ and he cam e riding out to the farm on est G rove, W a shington C ounty, O regon, w ith in six ste a d of a w ife m uzzling h erself h e r m onths from th e d ate h e re o f. D ated th is 21st d ay ot ng a new dress, waist, or skirt this bike to say: first a c t a f te r m arria g e w as to muzzle cess B ism arck!” M ay, 1908. spring? If so, call at Hoffman & Allen h er husband. One w om an forgot h e r­ T h e slig h t w as aveuged. “ Very irreg u la r an d im proper on the R. W \ T R A V E R , at i p a rt of Abdul, but of course Joues & Co’s. They can supply your needs self so fa r ns to rem ark , "H ow can she A d m in istrato r o f the esta te o f R ebecca T ra v e r, de­ Joues will settle. They m ust settle. ceased. T h e Ma yflowe r. — The top price at Bailey’s for your get him u n d er” — b u t checked herself. J. N . H offm an, A ttorney. N ever did a ship sail w ith such mo­ They m ust have him w ith th e ir show ." The w edding trip w as to cover the Wool and Mohair. On the th ird day Abdul dem anded honeymoon, but it lasted only th ree m entous resu lts as the little w est coun­ Notice for Publication. Let THE NEWS do your job work. days, w hen th e bride nud groom re­ try clipper schooner the Mayflower, seven barrels of w ater, h alf a ton of E v eryb o d y knows that We guarantee good workmanship turned, and. Instead of going to th e b u t few people have bothered to ask hay and m ost o f the pum pkins grow ­ U nited States Land Office, P o rtla n d , O regon, A pr. 7th, 1908. ing on the farm and then broke dow n good stock and most reasonable prices. bouse th a t had been prepared for w h a t w as her fa te a fte r she had land- N otice is h e re b y g iv en th a t in com pliance w ith the we keep the best Meat? We print everything. them , th e bride w ent to h er m other e J th e ,“ ' rolc l,a,ul of E nglishm en on the doors and piled the frag m en ts in a p rovisions of the act of Congress of Ju n e 3, 1878, e n ti­ and the groom to bachelor quarters. Plym outh rock. As a m a tte r of fact, neat heap and set out on a voy­ tled “ A n a c t fo r th e s a le of tim ber lands in the States •< to be had, but this is to — Hoffman and Allen Co. are agent "F o r h eav en 's sake, w h a t's the mat- s ^ e tlrifted into the cotton trad e and age of discovery. H e discovered the C a lifo rn ia , O regon, N evada and W a shington T e r rito r y ,” for the famous Buttenck patterns. sm okehouse an d chicken coop and d ai­ as extended to a ll the P u b lic L and States by act of Au­ ter?” cried th e m other as h e r d au g h ter sank a fte r tuauy y ears of service for remind you to give o «„ii on „„ h ...... j rite E a st India com pany a t M asuiipa- ry house and upset them . He discover­ gust 4, 1892, Soren Je p p ese n , of B acona, C ounty of — Bailey will buy your Wool and fell e r neck weeping. ed the fam ily well and yanked the W a sh in g trn , S tate of O regon, has th is day filed in | tarn, on th e coast of India.—London "H e 's a b ru te .” Mohair. a call. pum p out by the roots and th rew It this office his sw orn sta te m e n t, N o. 7732, fo r th # p u r­ ' S tandard. "W h a t has he done?” over the house. H e discovered the chase of East Vs o f N W U a nd Lots 1 a nd 2 o f S ection 30, — Money to loan on farm security. "W e h a d n 't been gone h a lf a day be­ house itself aud sm ashed ail the w in­ in T ow nship No. 3 n o rth . R ange N o. 3 w est, and will A T h i r d Need. W . H. Hollis. Forest Grove offer proof to show that the land s o u g h t is rr.ors v a lu a ­ fore he ceased to say a w ord to me.” “You need,” said th e e x p e rt to the dows and doors. Then he passed Into ble for its tim ber or stone th a n fo r a g ric u ltu ra l pur- "B u t you d id n 't say a w ord to him. — We’ll buy your wool and mohair. FOREST BR0VI sufferer, "tw o p airs of glasses, one fo r the orchard and pulled up tw enty-one poses, and to establish h is claim to said land before did you ?” big apple trees to show th a t he w as R e g iste r a nd R eceiver at P o rtlan d , O regon, on Thursday reading and one for long distance.” Bring it in. Bailey. “ No.” “C an 't you m ake It th ree p airs?” no bluffer. He had leveled forty rods th e 9th day of Ju ly , 1908. — See Special Sale of muslin and "Is th is all th e com plaint you have i asked the m an w ho h ad m ade a study of fence and to rn dow n a w agon shed H e nam es as w itnesses. Eli H ow ell, o f M ountaindsle, underwear at Hoffman & Allen Co.’s. to m ake of him ?” of his own case. “P d like some short and tossed a reaper and m ow er sky O regon, John H ow ell, of M ountaindale, O re g o i, "Y es.” sighted ones to use on bill collectors." high when he decided to seek the ! Char,e* c Nc,5°n. of Bacona, O re g o n , P eter H offm an, — Don't forget that Hoffman & Al­ LAWYER “ Foolish child! You have a model J —N ashville A merican. shade of the cool forest. On his way j of B acona, Oregon, len Co. carry the famous Bntterick husband. W ould th a t y o u r fa th e r w ere A ny a nd a ll persons c la im in g a d v e rse ly the above des­ there he eutered a big m udhole to tak e J eal Estate a-d Coryo- OFFlCl^J cribed lands are requested to file th e ir claim s in this Patterns and sell Delineators, also take such a m an! He could never have kept a b ath and m et his fa te by drow ning. Ag ree d W i t h H i m . office on o r before said 9th d ay of J u ly , 1908. i silence fo r a single d a y —no. not for F a th e r (calling from head of stairs T he law y er cam e out and said th a t subscriptions for sam e. A L G ER N O N S. D R ESSE R, R egister. tw elv e hours! Alee m u st be a wonder Forest Grove, - - (F irs t Pub. M ay 7) a t 11:30 p. m .l—Jennie, d o n 't you think A bdul's proceedings could l>e legally — Money to loan on (arm security T hink of possessing a husband who Is It's ab o u t tim e to go to bed? Jen n ie— criticised, but th a t there « a s no ques­ W . H. Hollis. able to hold bis tongue indefinitely and Yes. papa dear. W hat on e arth keeps tion as to how the suit would go SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY --------------------- let his w ife do ail the talking!” T here w asn’t. Jones & Jones cam e you up so late?—Pathfinder. Forest Grove Time Table Sunday School Convention. T h e good lady se n t fo r her son In- I lo c k and won it and m ade the county F n S H I O X STABL&i law a t once, an d th e q u a rre l w as made I pay them $7.000 for the loss of th eir Not U nusual. N O R TH BOUN D. The Sunday schools of Washington Ip. Alec llic k s is now a middle aged elephant w hile In the hands of a duly No. 7 d r p ir * , f-.-j m ., a m r * at PorCartd !>-rr a. m. Pacific Ave. Forest ** f “Som etim es," said I'n c le Eben, " I No. J ‘ ......................... 10:<0 a. m. county will hold their convention at mau. He Is d eaf In one ear. H e says ketches n tv se'f la m b a stin ’ a m ule fob el*c,ed ™ n*table And then Jones A N o .» 1 :3 0 » . m .. " " " J 5 0 ,.m . Heal Turnouts be finds it very convenient. W hen his 4:44 p. m ., t:SS p. m. Reedvilfe. Thursday, June 25, and doin’ p u rty m uch de sam e a s I w ould ,he clow u- the bareback riders, No. I wife ta lk s to him. a s sh e frequently SOUTH BOUND. " alk er a n J 0 ,h er c,r<’n* each school of the county should send does w hile he Is In bed and she is do- do if I w as lu de m ule's p la c e !" - th* No. 1 !▼. P o rtlan d 7:00 a. m . tv . F o r m G rove * 34 a. m . W ashington S tar. ' Pe°I>!e »m'led and winked a t each otta- No- R ’ 11:00 a. m .. a r. ” 1 7 :3 0 p .m . one delegate, and one for each ten en- ^ j,e r j,a ir for th e night, he turns ______ |__________ | er, and L aw y er T aylor w ent back to No. 4 ” 4.10 p . m . , I t . " ” 5 4e p. m . H o. 10 * S :* 0 p . m ., a r. ” “ 7 .CO p . m . rolled in school. Everybody welcome. >ver on th e side of his well e tr , and N atu re cre a te s m erit; fo rtu n e brings *>!» »Dtl **«* he had had B A R B E R S e doesn't h e a r her. his chance and w as not equal to the it Into p lay.—R ochefoucauld. Come and enjoy a good program. E. c . S im pso n , Agent. A L E X A N D E R ELY. » caston. M. QUAD. HAIR CUTTIM A IMCIA4.TT V e g e t a b le s PRINTING | Groceries W. F . SCHULTZ] Qnong Lee’s LAUNDRY lood Eatables Low Prices Saelens & Co. W . H. HOLLIS, HANCOCK & GOflOO« I r\ Moulton & Boga« L. L. HOLLINGER, Pres. County Ass's . .. > -------- - - - ------------- --------— J W. E. COMAN, General freight and Passenger Agent, Portland. Postoffice Row Fort*!