Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911, March 26, 1908, Image 6

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    Announcements.
I
County Treasurer.
I hereby wish to announce myself
as a candidate for the office of County
I hereby announce myself as a can­ Treasurer subject to the endorsement
didate for the Republican nomination of the republican voters at the Primary
for Sheriff at the coming Primary elec­ election to be held April 17th. If I
tion. If I am nominated and elect­ am nominated and elected I promise
ed I pledge myself to economical t j give the office the same close and
and efficient management of the affairs careful attention as I have done in the
of the office and impartial enforce­ past.
w. M. J a c k s o n .
ment of the laws.
For Sheriff.
W IT OF AN IRISH STORY.
A DEEP M YSTERY SOLVED.
Women Blinded by Science.
” The W om an W h o
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SOUTHERN PACIFIC RAILWAY
Forest Grov# Tim* Tabi«
as a Rule, When the Tele le Re­
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‘‘When an Irtshmau perpetrates a wit­
E. C. S im pson , Age„t.
ticism It Is always tinged with a per-
souallty which lu print or even In tho W. E. COMAN, General freight mfi
retelling Is often completely lost. There Passenger Agent, Portland.
Is always something a wink, n smile,
an arch expression. a shrug or gesture
—that emphasizes the Joke and must
be seen to he appreciated. Sometimes J. H. Hartley
W . L. Cady
an Irish witticism put Into type Is mis­
taken for mere dullness of superstition.
“ I remember once hearing an Irish­
man tell a story about a wonderful old
time king on the north coast who
caught the devil at some trick and for
a punishment made Old Harry carve
his oxvn head on one of the cliffs. The
story was told as seriously as a ser­
mon would be preached. No one could
apparently he more sincere than the
story teller. lie seemed to believe the
legend as devoutly as though It came
directly from holy writ.
“ After be had wound op the narra­
tive, noticing a smile on my face, he
stared In apparent surprise. ‘Don’t ye
belave It? Sure, the old king's hum­
mer and chisel Is kept In the church
Office in Times Building
heyant, and what better proof could
ye nxT And he gave a wink and a
Ortfti
grin and spread out both hands In a j Forost Srovo
gesture of expostulation just as a law­
yer would when posing before a Jury
and putting his most convincing argu
ment In fue form of a question.
“ It was the most exquisite bit of act­
ing I ever saw. The tone of perfect
conviction in which he told the story j
was Inimitable; then the contrast from
solemnity to comic dismay at the Idea |
of any one being so grossly Incredulous [
not to believe the story and the
wink, which Indicated that he didn’t
believe It himself aud was simply talk
lng for amusement, were worthy of
any actor that ever trod the boards.
T o b u y D ru gs, or to
Yet In the type all this was lost. To
appreciate properly the wit of an Irish
h a v e all prescriptions
story you must hear the Irishman tell
It.” —St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
filled at Dr. Hines'
The Doctor writes his prescription In
Latin ami the patient shuts her eyes to
what she is swallowing. She takes that
[C opyright. 1907, by E, C. P arcelled
much on faith. If It should cure her she
We were bound up the coast to Val­
doesn't know what cured her. If the
prescription Injures her slit! doesn't know divia and Santiago and had run Into a
what aid the Injury. The physician is storm that wrecked the brig aloft. We
experimenting with different prescrip­
tions all the time. Sometimes Ills medi­ made shift, however, to work our way
cine Is successful in the case but often
Into one of the bays off Chiloe lslund,
not. This mystery of a concealed pre­
scription Is intended to mystify and to and there we spent two weeks refit­
blind the patient. One physician of wide
ting. The Island named Is about forty
experience and national reputation does
miles off the coast of Chile. It Is fif­
not believe in mystifying the public, nor
C. B. B u c h a n a n .
teen miles lu length and from three to
does he grasp at the stars, but Iwlieves
County Recorder.
that Nature provides that which is neces­ ten miles In breadth, and at the time
I hereby announce myself as a can­ sary for our health and happiness.
County Assessor.
I write of was not permanently Inhab­
When the womanly system is deranged
didate
for nomination to the office of beyond the stage where it will respond
ited. It Is of volcanic formation, but
I hereby announce myself as a can­
to sunshine, good air, cheerfulness and
well wooded.
didate before the Primaries for the of­ County Recorder of Washington Coun­ proper rest; when the balance of health '
Is seriously disturbed this doctor believes ; Just previous to leaving London on
fice of County Assessor on the repub­ ty, subject io the endorsement of the that Nature has placed at your hand
this voyage Captain llennett had been
the balance of power for good. Hidden
married to a young lady whom he had
lican ticket, and if nominated and republican voters at the Primary elec­ in
our American forests are many plants
been courting for over three years.
If I am which correct and cure those distressing
elected, it will be my effort to conduct tion to be held April 17lh.
She was the daughter of a manufac­
ailments which cause women to suffer
nominated
and
elected
I
promise
to
the office in the future, as in the past,
with backache, bearing-down pains, pain 1 turer, and the marriage had the con­
in the back or front of the head, nervous­
with absolute consistency, and without give the office the same attention it ness and lassitude. Most all women who j sent and good wishes of her family.
love Nature, who like to wander through I She was a handsome, intelligent glri
fear or favor, and for the best interests has received during my first term.
the woods, have at one time or another | of twenty, much In love with tho cap­
W
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picked the beautiful blossom of the I tain, and this voyage was their bridal
of Washington County.
Lady’s Slipper (Cypripediura). This is not !
tour. I was the captain's uephew and
G e o . H. W il c o x .
July a beautiful but a very useful plant.
Announcement.
The root of this plant when treated
second mate of the brig.
properly with glycerine to extract its
The undersigned wishes to announce medicinal virtues Is "valuable in all cases I When we bad anchored the brig in a
Announcement of Geo. G. Hancock.
landlocked bay and began at the re­
nervous excitability or irritability,"
his candidacy for the clerkship of if
pairs tlie young wife suggested a tent
lavs Prof, .lohn M. Scuddor, M. I). Au-
T c the voters of Washington County.
Washington county to come before the yther authority. Prof. F. Ellingwood, I under the trees ashore. A tent was erect-
I hereby a-m unre myself as a candi­
M. D., says of this plant: "Exercises
eel. a few necessaries taken ashore, and
primary next April. I have had exper­ special Influence upiA nervous conditions
date for the office of Sheriff of this
there the happy couple spent their
depending upon disorders of the female
ience in that office and ¡1 elected will organs." Another plant which is fre­
nights and part of the days. During
County, subject to the endorsement of
quently found in our American forests is
the daytime. If the captain was cot on
the Republican voters at the primary give the people my best efforts in that Hehmias. or Unicorn root. The A m e r i ­
board, they wandered over the Island
c a n D is p e n s a t o r y says of this plant,
election, to be held on April 17, 1908. office.
that it "possesses a decidedly beneficial
or gathered shells along the beach. If
W. D. S m it h .
Influence
In
an
enfeebled
condition
of
he was on hoard we could see her mov­
If I am nominated and elected I
the general system, with weakness or
ing about or sitting under the trees.
dull pain in the renal, or lumbo-sacral
w'li during my term of office, faithfully
We finally had things ready to proceed,
(small of the back) region. In dis-
For County Treasurer.
Btid impartially discharge the duties
eases of the womanly organs, it is one of
and the tent and the wife were to be
O
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T
most
valuable
agents,
acting
as
a
I hereby announce myself as a can­
brought aboard next morning, when a
thereof, and give to the people of this
uterine tonic, and gradually removing
County an efficient and at the same didate for the republican nomination abnormal conditions, while at the same strange thing happened. Captain Ben­
time it imparts tone and vigor to the
nett had been with us all the after­
for County Treasurer to come before organs.” Hence. It is much used in ca­
time an economical administratron.
noon, going ashore about 0 o’clock in
tarrhal, pelvic drains, irregularities and
I further state that I will give the the repnblican voters of Washington painful periods. Prof. King further says, the evening. An hour later t e were
of Unicorn root: "A particular phase notified that the wife was missing.
b si -ess of that office my personal at­ county on April 17, 1908.
removed by it Is the irritability and
It did not seem a thing of much ac-
despondency
that often attends these
I
promise,
if
nominated
and
elected,
tention, and every man a square deal.
troubles (referring to the ailments just | count to me when I went ashore at his
to give strict attention to the duties of mentioned). It has been found especially ' call. I myself had seen the woman as
G eo . G. H ancock .
to those cases In which pelvic 1 late ns 3 o'clock. She had been cau­
the office and will turn all interest on adapted
fullness, and the aching, bearing-down
organs
feel
as If they would fall out of tioned not to wander too far, but had
Notice.
county funds deposited
into the
been a hit heedless. I had no doubt
the body.”
Dr. Pierce, chief consulting physician that she would he fouud within the
I hereby announce myself as a Re­ County Treasury.
to the Invalids’ Hotel and .Surgical Insti­ hour and that we should all have a
H . G. K in g .
tute of Buffalo. N. V., says, that a com­
publican candidate for the office of
bination of the active principles of these good laugh over the Incident. The only
County Assessor of Washington County,
two native plants together with Golden direction she could take from the tent
SOAP IS ANCIENT.
Tax Notice.
Seal
root. Black Cohosh and Blue Cohosh was due west, where a narrow valley
Oregon, subject to the endorsement of
The taxpayers of Washinington roots when ext. acted by the use of pure,
triple-refined glycerine of proper strength led Inland. The captain had gone a It Was Used by the Gauls as a Dress*
the Republican voters of this County
mnty, Oregon, are hereby notified (which
lng For the Hair.
is used instead of alcohol), will mile in this direction and shouted her
at the Primary election to be held on
iat the first half of their taxes for the almost invariably cure those peculiar name and got no reply. We now hur­
Who Invented soap? That It Is not a
ear 1907, and levied in January, weaknesses and maladies incident to ried along until we had covered dou­ modern convenience Is well known, but
April 17th, 1908.
women. That Is why l)r. Pierce, nearly
1908,
are now payable and will be- forty years ago, decided to put up in a ble that distance, nnd we shouted at Just when It came Into general use Is
If I am nominated and elected I
ready
- to - use form, a " Prescription’ the top of our voices, but no answer a mystery.
■ome delinquent on the first Monday
which he hud found so useful lu his came to our hails. We followed the
ril! during my term of office give all a
Iu Biblical times cleansing agents
in April 1908, at which time interest large practice.
square deal and good service.
Dr. Pierce Is frank and open about valley, winding and turning, for a dis­ were used. The books of Job nnd Jer­
at the rate of 12 per cent per annum
his ready-prepared medicine, called Dr.
C. E. DEICHMAN. will be charged, in addition to 10 per Pierce's Favorite Prescription — he tells tance of two miles and then returned emiah contain the word “ soap.” But
this is merely a convenient use of the
to the beach for men and lanterns.
cent penalty, which said interest will just what is contained in It —he says
The disappearance was a strange word in translation. The Hebrew word
it
is
not
a
cure-all,
as
it
serves
only
a
Notice.
be computed from the first Monday in singleness of purpose, being for women’s thing. The woman could not have lost “ borlth,” for which It was substituted,
peculiar weakni sses and maladies, the her way. She could have gone in only Is a general term for cleansing sub­
I hereby announce myself as a Re­ April, 1907.
medicine put up for sale through
Dated at Hillsboro, Oregon, Febru­ only
druggists for the cure of such maladies, one direction. She had only to turn I d stances. What those substances were
publican candidate for the office of
ary 13, 1908.
all the Ingredients of which have the en­ her tracks to come back to the start­ Is unknown, but they were probably
County Clerk of Washington County,
dorsement of leading medical practi­ ing point. We had been there two little like the moderu soap.
J. w . C o n n e l l ,
tioners and writers, as beinij the very
rilny speaks of the invention of soap
Oregon, subject to the endorsement ol
Sheriff of Washington County, Ore­ b e s t known remedies for the ailments for weeks and had not seen a stranger
by the Gauls, who, however, used it
about.
Eight
of
us.
provided
with
lan­
which
"
Favorite
Prescription
”
is
advised.
32-Apr-l
the Republican Primary election to be gon.
All this will be learned to the reader’s terns or torches, divided into four par­ only as a sort of pomade or hair dress­
full satisfaction by perusing a,booklet of ties and began a new search. Oue ing. He also refers to the use of both
held in said County, on April 17, 1908.
REV. ROBINSON AND REV. BOYD
extracts compiled by Dr. Pierco from
If elected, I promise a careful, eco­
standard authorities of the several schools party went up the beach, another down, hard soap aud soft soap by the Ger­
SPEAK TO STUDENT BODY. of practice, and which will be sent free aud the other two followed the valley mans. The use of fuller's earth, which
nomical administration of the affairs o!
to anv address on request for same, to Its end. It began or ended In a has saponaceous qualities, for cleans­
mailed to Dr. R. V. Pierce. Buffalo, N. Y. basin of nbout an acre In extent. This ing purposes was known to the Ro­
that office, r fucient service and faith­
It stands alone. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite
M
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II.
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B
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T
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Mis
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t
Proscription
is the only medicine for basin was shut in Ivy rocky hills and mans.
ful performance of duty.
woman's
peculiar weakness and affec­ pretty well covered with hushes. We
The French word for soap, savon,
E u r o p e a n T r a v e l s . Ills V isit
E. J. G o d m a n .
tions, all the Ingredients of which nro had brought a musket along, aud for comes from Savona, Frauce, where It
printed
upon
the
bottle-wrapper
in
plain
to th e P o r t u g e s e A z o r e s .
Kiujllsh. so that all who take It may an hour we shouted nnd fired by turns. was manufactured. The first manu­
No reply did we get. Then we returned facture of soap iu Londou Is said to
For County Commissioner.
know exactly what they are using.
On Wednesday, Rev. Herbert W
A further reason for tne unprecedented to see what luck the others had met have been in 1524, and previously Bris­
I hereby announce myself as a Re- Boyd of this city, spoke on “ A Port­ popularity of the "Favorite Prescription” with. There was not much to hope for. tol had supplied it for use In the Eng­
of l)r. Pierce for the special use of women
bublican candidate for the office of hole Picture,” the subject beifig a is to be found In the fact that It contains The beaches were short, aud no one lish cities.
a drop of alcohol. He dives not be­ aboard the ship had seen the missing
According to the historian Slsmondl,
County Commissioner of Washington irief resume of his Enropean trip of not
hove that an alcoholic compound is bene­ j woman strolllug up or down. When a soapmakor was included In the reti­
Countv, subject to the endorsement ol ist summer. Rev. Boyd spent nearly ficial for those affections peculiar to we reached the tent It was to find that nue of Charlemagne, king of the
women because th- after-effect of spiritu­
the Republican voters of this county our months abroad visiting various ous wines or alcoholic medicines Is harm­ the other searches had been In vain. Franks, at the end of the eighth cen­
ful for weak, invalid, nervous women.
Then the captain said:
tury,
at the Primary election to be held on daces of interest and traveling through
What " Pusprite P rescription” has done
"My wife has wandered to a dis­
In the excavation of the ruins of
for others It will no doubt, n o r o a r o r , 11
April 17th, 1908. If I am nominated he most beautiful parts of southern sim ilarly afflicted, and you give it a good, tance. nnd In climbing some hills, per­
rompeli a soap holler's shop was un­
(air ana faithful trial.
and elected I will during my term of Europe. He spent some time in Italy
haps nfter a rare flower, she has met covered, with soap In It, showing that
with a fall. She may be lying dead, or the making of it was known In the first
Office, give careful and conservative near Lake Como. On his return the
FROM THE NURSERY.
she may have been so badly hurt that Christian century.
set vices.
vessell stopped for a short time at the
she cannot call out In answer. 1 shall
Fllny, who wrote of the eruption of
A. B. T o d d .
Azores. Here Rev. Boyd had an op­ Comical Sayings by Little Mites of continue the search the night through.” Vesuvius, which destroyed the two Ro­
Humanity.
There was no one who did not pity man cities in 79 A. D., stated that soap
portunity to see the city of Porta Del
Small Elsie—Aren’t you awfully tired | the man. We had a crew of fourteen, was made from tallow aud ashes and
County Assessor.
Garda, the chief city of the islands, and after the hall last night?
and. leaving only two men aboard as that the German soap was the best
I hereby announce myself as a can­ to observe the inhabitants who are for
Miss De Playne—Why do you ask, an nnchor watch, the rest of us re­ Galen also referred to the use of soap.
didate for nomination to the office of the most part, Portugese. The peo­ dear?
newed the search. We went on the
Smnll Elsie- Sister said you held the Idea that the woman must have climb­
A Gracious Negative.
County Assessor of Washington County ple are clean and prosperous and the
wall up nearly nil evening.
ed the hills at some point. Six of us
“The other day I got the politest
subject to the endorsement of the city lacked that dirty, dilapidated look
took one side of the valley nnd six the turndown.” said a bond salesman, “ that
“ Now, Harold," said the Sunday other, and we examined every spot ever happened. I had been talking
republican voters at the Primary elec­ common to some of the Continental
tion to be held April 17th. If I am cities. The islands, although of vol­ school teacher, "can you tell me why with the minutest care. Wherever It from 11 o'clock till almost noon to a
Adam and Eve clothed themselves aft­ seemed possible for a woman to have man I’d known at college, trying to In
nominated and elected I promise to canic origin, are very fertile and the er the fall?”
climbed up we sent a man. We looked terest him In $10.000 of what I con
“ Yes, ma'am,” auswered Harold. for broken branches; we looked to see sldered very exceptional bonds. Final­
give the office close and careful atten­ climate very mild and moderate.
“ ’Cause It was winter after the fall.”
if patches of moss had been disturbed; ly be looked at his watch.
tion and a strict performance of duty.
Rev. Boyd described this brief visit as
we looked for fragments of her dress
“ ’Bob,’ be said, ’It's lunchtime.’
M a x C r a n d a l l .
Mother (aurprtsed) — Why, Johnny, clinging to briers. Not until daylight
one of the most delightful incidents of
" ‘That’s so,' I answered.
how did you happen to got the merit came and we were thoroughly exhaust­
“ ’Boh,’ he went on. ‘If I buy those
his trip.
County Sheriff.
card for good behavior at school this ed and discouraged was there any let­ bonds will you take me out to lunch?’
up. Then we returned to the ship for
Last Tuesday Rev.
Robinson of We»'k ?
I hereby announce myself as a Re­
“ ‘Of course,' I said. ‘Why, sure.'
Small Johnny It was like tills, mam- breakfast and a brief rest. The cap­
“ ‘Well, Bob,’ he concluded, ‘you’d
publican candidate for the office o Hillsboro, visited at the University
mn. Harry Jones won It. and I told tain eat down under a tree ashore. better have lunch with me this noon.’ ”
County Sheriff of Washington County, and took part in the chapel exercises. him If he didn't give It to me I'd punch When morning came again he had
—New York Sun.
made up his mind what to do. The
Oregon, subject to the endorsement of After reading a few verses of scripture him.
brig could no longer be detained.
Solitude Cure* Crying.
the Republican Primary election to be Mr. Robinson spoke for a few minutes,
Little Elmer—Papa, please buy me a Stores sufficient to last a man for many
“The best way to cure yourself of
held in said County on April 17, 1903. on the bible and its relation to us. hobbyhorse?
weeks were landed, nnd she was sent
crying Is to live alone.” said the wo­
If elected, I promise a careful, eco­ He showed how it contained comfort. | Fapm—Why. Elmer, you are too old on her way In charge of the mate. At man. “ I used to cry an awful lot when
Valdivia he was to arrange for some
to
be
wonting
a
hobbyhorse.
I was married, but 1 hardly ever do
nomical administration of the affairs ol promise, hope and all that our lives ,
I.lttle Elmer—Then, papa, please buy native craft to come nnd take the cap­ now. It's the saddest thing In the
that office, efficient service and faith­ need to make them good and useful J me a real horse. -Chicago News.
tain off. He would remain and prose­
world to hear yourself crying nil alone
cute the search until the mystery was
ful performance of duty.
He also brought out the fact that great •
la your flat, nnd what's the use any
solved, and he would allow no one to
Served
Accordingly.
J o h n C. K u r a t u .
way If there Is uobody around to say
literary men. like Walter Scott, turned
At a men's cafe one night a young remain with him.
"There, there!' “ —New York Tress.
in the hour of sorrow and death, to the I American, a bart>er, fell In with an
It was three months later when the
For Sheriff.
Ills
age
was
Englishman.
The
latter
was
tierating
captain
was
taken
off.
bible, whete they found comfort and
The Change.
the Yankees for doing all manner of only thirty, but he looked like a man
I hereby announce myself as a can­ peace.
“You don't love me as yon used to." I
business in their shops and not follow- of fifty. He was gray haired and bent
didate for sheriff of Washington County,
lng the tletter English plan o f stteklug nnd wrinkled. He had gone over every declared the termagant wife. "Before I
Dream*
of
the
Healthy.
to
one branch.
foot of the Island twice and three we were married you considered me
Oregon, at the Repuplicau Primary
I
There has been much discussion as to
The next day he swaggered Into the times over, nnd he had not found so absolutely perfect"—
nominating election, and announce whether one dreams only on falling to
"Yes." Interrupted the downtrodden
barber shop to be shaved. The barber much as a shred of his wife's dress,
I
that if I secure tne republican nomina­ sleep and during the set of waking up. gave his face an extra good soaping Not a hush nor a rock nor a gully had husband, "but now you're perfectly ab­
solute.” —Philadelphia Presa.
I
tion for Sheriff of Washington County, or whether dreams take place at any and left him. at the same time seating escaped him. Not a thicket but that
time during sleep. While not definitely himself to read.
he had searched on hands and knees.
and am elected that I will give said of­ determined ns yet, the evidence seems
Circumstantial Evidence.
The Englishman kept qnlet for a few Not a foot of beach had been left un-
Mr*. Coburgger It Isn't right tc
fice allot my time and personal attention to be rather In favor of the view that mluutes. when, seeiug his attendant watched for what the tide might bring,
and will endeavor to give an efficient one may dream at any time during reading, ha blurted out, “ Why dou't phe had simply disappeared off Chine charge F m idi« with taking that i n »
. . .
the night or the whole night through, yon shave me. sir?”
Island, and to this day 3 0 one knows t j out of your pocket. Why don’t y»n
administration of the affairs of said ot- j )rvBnling i* common to perfectly
accuse me? Coburgger—Because It
"You will have to go up the street how.
M. QUAD.
wasn’t all taken.—Harper’ s Weekly.
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flee and perform all of the duties there- healthy persons, and in itself is no for your »have.” quietly replied the
barber. “ We only iather here.” —Fhtl-
— The finest of Cotton Blankets a*
— We repair and cover umbrella.
Ol in a conscientious manner.
j
d‘* ° " Wr U ,rp* r’'
adelphla Ledger.
Bailey’ s.
L. J. Corl & Son.
23tl
F r a n k T. K a n e .
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VALLEY REALTY CO.
Real Estate Investments
Loans & Insurance
Rents CollecM
It w ill
SAVE YOU MONEY
D ru g
Store.
Agent
for K o d a k and Cam­
era supplies.
DRUG
STOß
D r . H in e s ’
A Boomerang.
A very rich, very economical nl
very parsimonious young squire »•
making preparations for a temti
ball some years ago and at his
merchant’s discovered a cheap brand
champagne. “ This,” he said, ‘X
good brand of champagne. It Is
good enough for those people who.
come to my tenants’ ball,
couldn’t tell the difference, any*?'
Accordingly he ordered a dozen cW
o f the cheap wine. A day or twoS
fore the event, picking up bis .
paper, he noticed that his wine I
chant had a half page advertise:
He ran bis eye over it and saw Is :
black letters the paragraph, "Try.
celebrated champaguo at 38 shilling
dozen, as ordered by Gobsa Gold. T
for his forthcoming tenants’ W
Illustrated Bits.
A noxner View.
Mrs. Tourist—I'm afraid that
monkey wouldn't please my hm
Vender—But madam will
It-
to find nnother husband than to^
monkey like that
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F ro m T,o R lre.____________
DON'T EXPERIMENT
You Will Make No M'
You Follow Thi* Fort*
Grove Citizen's Advict
Never neglect your kidney*.
If you have pain in the b*t*’ =
y disorders, dizziness and nent*-j
t's time to act
nent. These
kidney trouble,
emedy which
and no timet8"
are all symph'
and vou shooH-
is known to
,
idneys.
Doan’ s Kidney Pills >* thi!j
o use. No need to expen
\as cured many stubborn c***!
*st Grove. Follow the « ^ i
Forest Grove citizen and b*-
yourself.
Mr«. M C. Dilley. !K ln f ™ Mai* * * ^
Ore., says: “ My husband had
hurting him for «ome time. He «*»*>
ime* that he ccu'd hardly
,r0°
seemed *o be more «evere at mgM ^
fered with hi« re«t. Added to tb*
3 sTderrd condition of his kidney«
nnoyed by the too frequent ¡*c so*.
Xfter using many retredie*
-s’e rs sn d
nim eo*» bu
*
‘
He wa* feeiing very miser- tie
^ ^
.a g
V »n*l Kidney Mil*, awl ® • ,hoTt
elteved He u gl-d to give
For sale bv all d;a>rs.
enti.
Foster-Milburn Co-
New York, sole agents iot tfc*
Males.
Remember the name -Do*
take no other.
tha i
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