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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 20, 1906)
k j p Ó í a SECRETARY ~\ i Ll f D í R K R A N Z ,r. 0 L D Y **ri Ago My System ' ^ m -D owii Condition. I li* M» Reaortation to 1 a V o fite ^ F^od Strang1*1-” * £ £ * * • * Have D ru n k from C anteen. th« Same There are bonds of all sorts in this world of ours, Fetters of friendship and ties of flowers And true lovers' knots, I ween. The girl and the boy are bound by a kiss. But there's never s bond, old friend, like this— W e have drunk from the same canteen! V " " iw * p ^ iBiftimLeopoiff It was sometimes water and sometimes milk And sometimes apple jack fine as silk ; But, whatever the tipple has been, M e shared it together in bane or bliss. And I warm to you, friend, when I think o! this— W e have drunk from the same canteen ! The rieh and the great sit down to dine, And they quaff to eaeh other in sparkling wine From glasses of crystal and green, But I guess in their golden potations they miss The warmth of regard to be found in this—- We have drunk from the same canteen ! Uiclis Leopold, 173 M ain street P Wii., Sec’y Liederkranz, We have shured our blankete and tents together And have marched and fought in all kinds n«e veers »go mv svstem was in a of weather, Biinn-down condition and I was And hungry and full we have been ; Xggtsll over my body. I began Had days of battle and days of rest, iiorned about my condition ana 1 But thjs memory I cling to and love the (jto try anything which would beet— W e have drunk from the earns canteen! lime. a »as recommended to me as a nmedy and tonic, and I soon For when wounded I lay on the outer elope ■¡hit it was worthy of praise. ■In bottles changed my condition With my blood flowing fast and but little hope L i ind in a short tim e I was all Upon which my faint spirit could I t trouble. lean— Ento Peruna my restoration to ■ ud strength. I am glad to en- Oh, then, I remember, you crawled to my side, And, bleeding so fast it seemed both must Iptcu-na Restores Strength. have died, iHettie Green, R . R . 6, luka, We drank from the same canteen! L m : " I had catarrh and felt — Gen. C. G. Halplne (Private Miles O’Reilly). mil. 1 began the use of Peruna m o to improve in every way. Patriotism . Lddoee not hurt me so much, my Breathe« there the man with sonl ao dead p «:i good and 1 am gaining in Who never to himself hath said, laid strength.” "Thie la my own, my native land 1" Whose heart hath ne'er within him burn'd A Luxury. As home his footsteps he hath turned lopntlemen dining In a New York From wandering on a foreign strand? not were surprised to And on I f such there breathe, go, mark him w ell! U of fare, the Item, “ green blue- For him no minstrel raptures swell; High though hi# titles, proud hie name. liiter," one asked, “ what sort of Boundless his wealth aa wish can claim— Despite those titles, power, and pelf, i ore green bluefish?” The wretch, concentered all In self, Mb—right from the water,” said IAving, shall forfeit fair renown, filter, offhand. And, doubly dying, shall go down use!” said the tnnn. “ You T o the vile dust from whence he sprung | well enough they do not take Unwept, unhonor'd, and uDsung. — Sir Walter Scott. i at this season.” i waiter came up and looked at T H E F E L L A H ’S Y O K E M A T E . Imputed item. I that, sir!” he said, with an air allgbtenmenL ‘T h a t's hothouse . sir.” Hi s H a r d Lack. fa aid Mrs. Iferllhy, pressing a I handkerchief to her eyes, “ he’s ■fort'uste man, me Cousin Celia's | it If iver there's anny chanst i |ood thing he's always a little Hide. I f It hadn't been for that I be In his home now, instid o f in Ibospltal, ma'am.” pby, I understood that Timothy l backward off the staging and I'n r to the ground,” said the dls- visitor, sympathetic but puzzled. * did," said Mrs. H erliby, w ith a I burst of tears, “ but i f he'd fell t more to the right, there was a I pile o’ bricks, an' it would have • bit fall, anny way.” W h y I f D i d n ’t S h o w . p«a that new friend o f yours any pas ability?” '1 yes." an It doesn't show on the sur he’s an official o f the under tod railway." — Cleveland PlalD T rick at A ll. Dana—Do you take any stock I®1 8t°rj that a man engraved the alphabet on the head of a pin? Knott—Certainly. He could have ™Ted the ten commandments on it. |Us a coupling pin. Ring off. Daniah colony of 500 families is ] a location in Mexico. I f the col- tProspers, it will receive large acces- h later. Some Ooonpallon« o f the Egyptian G irl and Woman. Her lot has Improved vastly since those dark days o f superstition when. In order to propitiate Serapia, the deity who presided over the waters of Fath er Nile, she was liable to be given as a sacrifice to the flood—custom which was until quite recently commemorated at the annual cutting of the Kbaleeg at Cairo by the erection of an earthen "bride," which was swallowed up by the rushing waters says the Fort nightly Review Albeit the fellows lines have never been cast in pleasant places, very early In her existence does her round of drudgery begin, for wli le still a tlnv child she Is allotted a varie ty o f tasks. In the clover season one peos peasant baby girls posted as senti nels over the lmrses and cattle tethered In the vividly green torseem fields, mere children, placed In authority near a harshly creaking water wheel, fol low with toddling steps the wiry little donkey or gaunt, ugly buffalo harness ed to a wooden prop which Is attached to the cogged wheel of the sakeeyeK The little mites by voice and whip urge the weary blindfolded beasts to keep jogging along In the worn elrcu- lar^track. that the slowly revolving earthenware pots cease not to pour the ♦ertlllzlng water Into the trough. ‘ The same little maidens, their hair generallv plaited and the wisps and braids decked with coins, are often eoen tending small serds of goats. At tta es too. they are sent to forage for rare windfalls of firewood (rare, cauae In the delta wood of any sort Is «rarro K which. If they find, they carry homeward across the field, on their i^ads the strings of bends and glass i n l e t s on tbetr fat little necks and glistening In the bright sunshine; w h T . those who dwell In woodless revtnee. are employed to collect ma- u 7 « i7 w e b . mixed with chopped straw. ended Into round cakes and when drt^d In the sun forms the staple native i , ceded "gelleh." Active little mahl- 2 *! carry diminutive Ixxls or baskets or bricks when building ”P- 01 i „ nroirrpsf*, or iirp io d ^ tm y 4 caterpillars at seasons when £ • ie®ta threaten destruction to the T h e P o lite R i r e n . bevy of «»m e n laborers who have th» In the cities of Burma, where the na leisure will proceed at harvest thus from village to village, and so add a | tives have been long in contact with few more shillings to the modest fam Europeans, says the author o f “ Burma. Painted ar d Described,” they have lost ily chest le w Egyptian village scenes appeal some o f their traditional politeness: but more forcibly to the cultivated taste or in the country districts old-school cour artistic sense than that o f the village tesy is still tbe custom. An English gentleman who had maiden fetching water from the river or the well. The lithe, elastic, well- bought a new pony was trying him out on a Burman road, when tbe animal developed figure o f the peasant damsel bolted, and ran at top speed down a Aeems singularly notde In Its homely narrow road. simplicity, draped In Its loose dark blus In the way ahead was a native cart. garment, the beautifully molded earth In which was a fam ily party out to ll enware pitcher poised upon her shapely day-making. head Her long veil of eoarse crepe, It The pony dashed Into the back o f the Is true, Is half drawn to conceal her cart, threw his rider Into the midst of face from prying eyes, or, when she the merrymakers, aud severely Injured wears no veil— and often, owing to the the Burman who was driving. exigencies of field labor, the burko Before the Englishman had an oppor (face veil) la dispensed with— Its office tunity to explain bis unexpected on 1» performed by gathering a fold o f her slaught tbe Burman picked himself up head covering Into a corner of her and bowed low. mouth. Yet the very poor are not al “ My lord, my lord,” he said, apolo ways punctilious about keeping their getically, ‘ the cart should not have faces hidden from strangers, and so been there.” sometimes one sees the indigo or green ish-blue tattoo designs on the forehead F o u n d H e W a i a C an n ib al. or below the under lip. On reaching A new arrival In the town entered a the river, where her shadow seems to restaurant and ordered bis dinner. He kiss the ripples, the modern Rebekab bad just been served when a large, ro tucks the skirts of her raiment between tund person entered and seated himself her knees, enters the water to cleanse at the same table, and finally reached and fill her water jar (balass), and over and helped himself to bis neigh then, with a last feminine touch of ad bor's bread; seeing that the other man's justment to the folds of her dress, she boiled potato had not been touched he raises the heavy burden into position took that and ate It without removing and »»ears It away, spilling nothing of tbe skin. A piece o f chicken followed. its limpid contents. She never loses By this time the wulter reappeared her balance, having made a practice and handed tbe bill o f fare to the from early childhood o f carrying all newcomer. burdens on her head and having thus “ Roast beef; roast pork. Which shall acquired a naturally upright carriage I take?” aald he. "W ell, I guess you and statuesque gait. can bring me roast beef, a double or der.” “ Thank heaven,” said the man oppo site. A CUP OF TEA. “ Eh? What did you say. sir?” " I said ‘Thank Heaven 1‘ I was afraid you were a cannibal.” — Pittsburg Press. Buying a cup of tea may b# a trag R eciprocity. edy or a ’comedy. Much depends ou " I declare," complained Mrs. DuzzlL the sex of the buyer. Tills Is the way ‘‘ I shall certainly have to punish tbe a man buys It, says a writer In tbe children!” says a writer In Life. “ What London Sketch. He slides sheepishly have they been up to now?” Inquired Into the shop, takes tbe seat In the her husband. draft of the door that everybody else “ They have simply upset my sewing has avoided, and says to the waitress room. Nothing is where It should be. with a diffident smile: Needles, spools of thread, scissors, darn “ Oh, w-ould you bring me a cup of ing halls, everything I have has been tea?” poked away into the most unexpected The waitress, who returns the smile corners. It is perfectly exasperating.” or does not return It, according to the Mr. Duzzit surveyed his w ife with a rule of the establishment In regard to benignant air. tipping, brings him bis tea, slamn It “ That wasn't the children, dear,” he down, scribbles out a check and sails said. " I did that.” away. , ‘‘What possessed you?” The man tastes the tea. finds that It “ It was kindness o f heart A fte r you Is bitter from long brewing, slips out straightened up the papers and books of bis seat, pays tbe bill and hurries on my desk so beautifully. 1 thought away from the shop. It was no more than right that I should Now let us see how a woman buys a return the compliment by putting your cup of tea. sewing room in order. So I did.” She marches Into the shop with a T h e Hooka A l l R lffh t. little boy on one side of her and a lit The steamer was to leave in an hour, tle girl on the other. “ I want a table for three,” she says, and Mrs. L a paling was in a flurry o f pre paration. In the manner of one about to order a “ Mother,** asked one of the children, dinner at ten guineas a bead. “ where are the books we want to read “ Yes. madam,” repliea the meek at while we’ re on the boat?** tendant. “ W ill you kindly step this “ Never mind the book»,’’ she said, with her mouth full of hairpins. “ They’re all way.” "Mummy,” says the little boy, when packed in your father’s oesophagus." at last the party Is seated and the at In l i e . tendant Is waiting to take the two “ Where’s the boa constrictor forty feet penny order, “ mummy, why has that leng that you’ve got painted on the sign lady got a turned-upj nose?” o '11 in front?*’ demanded tbe visitor at "W ant a scone,” complains the little the dime museum. “ This is wash day, and we’re using girl. "A pot of tea for one," orders “ mum him for a clothes line," explained the Cir my,” “ and would you mind bringing an cassian beauty. extra cup, so that my little girl can H ow He K n ew , have some milk?" Wedderly— That milliner o f yours ‘‘One tea and one milk?” asks the at must be a bird. Mrs. Wedderly— Nonsense! She has tendant. “ No, thank you. I thought I gave neither wings nor feathers. my order quite distinctly. I want a Wedderly— Yea, but Just look at thia pot of tea for one and an extra cup. bill of hers. That’s all.” "Yes, madam,” says the meek at tendant, and drags herself away with the firm Intention of becoming an ac tress, let the stage he what It may. “ Just one moment.” says “ mummy.” when the tea U brought. “ I should like to make sure that this Is not too strong. Y'es, it Is much too strong. W ill you let me have a pitcher of hot water, please? And I don't think you have brought quite enough milk.” H a lf an hour later she marches proudly from the shop, having paid exactly the same sum for these p rivi leges as the wretched man who could not swallow a mouthful, and who sat In a draft. O n . G r a n t 's J o k e . Secretary Taft, In dlacusaing a cer tain hoax, said: " I t reminds me o f the story stout Sir Richard Owen, the famous English scientist A footman came to Pem COULD N O T K E E P U P . broke lodge. Sir Richard's residence, one morning, with a large tone wrap *en Down, Like Many Another ped in a cloth, and with a note from Woman, With Exhausting his master. Lord John Russell, asking Kidney T ro u b les, if Sir Richard would please say what animal the tone belonged to. C 1, A. Taylor, of Wharton, N. J., ••It required but a glance from the I had kidney trouble in iti scientist to convince him that the bone 1 Ptinfnl and severe form , end th« torture I went through was nothing but a ham bone from an now seems to hevt ordinary pig. He sent s message back been aim oet unbeara to that effect and. meeting Lord John ble. I bed backache, the next day, said : pains in the side and •••Why on earth Cld . too send me a loins, dizzy spells and ulg's ham bone yesterday? hot, feverish head be within easy v .. .j-|| tell you,’ said the other. ‘Gen- Should n iiw ay, girls of tender er*| Grant you know. Is a great Joker. aches. T hete w e r e bearing down pains, * " ‘ ¡ 2 M t to hawk g r a t is o f cold He made me s present o f what pur- and the kidney secre -tolled eggs or fresh dates. norted to to that rare delicacy, a grizz tione passed too fre w * nrsnees up and down the conn- ly bear's ham. but. as I bad my doubts, es l ’ Md w'*h a burning sensation. " * * 7 I t a lic s • and these bright, 1 sent you tbe bone. f - f 1 y te, fbw] 7 'bowed sediment. I became die- tryslde station ^ o i l ■« ' week, lanqnid end depressed, clamoring. , , „ ntiy familiar little "W h y do they call these dentists’ of- T " « snd weak that I conld not keep !nU,Men,t„ a7 . 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