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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1906)
\V --- D ll" «’ ■»*«• iM.tifyin* the deception h- U * - t £ | upon Jacob in the matter ,. minj letting him have Leah,” *1 ,.h , I'm a little more partic ular «.M- ' | ¡'ye had m.v doubts all the I » 1“ * , «bout taking into my fnm- ►i *Dy man who i* willing to work J“ *t for a girl. Tie '» ™ m me to be the kind of man be likely to get ahead in the Blood Humors Commonly c a s t pimple», b o il,, hives, ee.em. o r » » I t rheum, or some other form o f erup. tion: but sometime» they exist In the system t o d ie .te d by fe e lin g , o f weakness, Unguor,' to»» of »ppetite, or general debility, without cauftingr any breaking out. Hood’» Sarsaparilla ex p el, them, renovates L RHEUMA TISM i i A LM O S T A S COMMON IN SUMMER A S IN W IN T E R . ms- The Suitor— What are ail those ' W hile the damp, cold, changing weather of » S i- iSTiJi^S0! f°J? The Belle—° h' tbat*a, W inter intensifies the pains and other disagreeable « K 'J'"l.e#b'a willingness to work anoth- H o o d ’s S a r s a p a r illa jtim ore American.8011' ei'ir sp,’ons' Ba*" symptoms of Rheumatism, it is by no means a I pJ‘ J a„ for Kachel »truck the oul winter disease exclusively. Through the long Salesman— Don’t you want to look T “,“ . " ‘ u ltr lf' Accel,t nu substitute, F showing grit and perseverance, L but Insist on having Hood’s and get it today over some o f our prepared months of Summer its wandering pains and twitch babies’ . a matter of history that the Liquid or tablets. 1 U 0 Doses Une Dollar. ’ food? Young Mother— But I haven’t a ing nerves are felt by those in whose blood the u p c r '‘ maa finally made good as a son-iu- Lt,in< 01 prepared baby.— Life. acid, which produces the disease, has accumulated. O ld-Fashioned S im plicity. 1 he chief criminal in these popular Rheumatism is a disease that involves the en “ Our dads were a lut o f luossbacks detective stories always escapes.” “ Why, I N S T A T E S SENATOR w eren't they?" Its primary cause results from the who can he be?” “ The author.” — tire system. V S SOUTH CAROLINA “ ’Deed they were. Why, those old Browning’s Magazine. failure of the eliminative organs, the Liver, K id chaps used to actually think that the ' praises p e - r u - n a It s awful, isn't it, the way the neys and Bowels, to carry out of the system the — 25HSc!SHSHaSÏ] Hlack tr o o k ’ was Indecent.” — Louis price o f necessities has gone up.” “ T e r urea, or natural refuse matter. T h is coming in v ille Courier-Journal. rible! Why, husbands are twice as contact with the different acids of the body forms much as they were.” — Life. Off H I« Guard. uric acid which is taken up and absorbed by the Correspondent— Senator, may I ask Mr. Kicker— Waiter, these oysters what considerations have induced you to are very small, ami they are not fresh, blood. T h is acid causes fermentation of the blood, oppose the statehood bill? either. W alter— Then It's a good thing m aking it sour and unfit for properly nourishing Eminent Statesman (flying into a rage) L a s t Sum m er I had a severe attack o f Inflam m a they're small, ain’t It, sir?— Chicago — "Consideration,?” Sir, that question News. the body, and as this vital stream goes to every to ry R h eu m atism in the knees, from whioh I w a s is a damnable insult ! unable to le a v e m y room fo r se ve ra l months. I nook and corner of the body, tlie poison is distrib His W ife— Have you had a bad day, Correspondent— Then you are doing it w a s tre a te d by t w o d ootors and also tried d iffer T h e nervous system weakens ent k in d s o f lin im en ts and m edicines whioh without consideration? Do you know, dear? The Financier— Yes, I lost over uted to all parts. Senator, that is what the most of us JlifiO.OOO. And the worst o f It i* that from lack of rich, pure blood, the skin becomes fe seem ed to re lie v e me from pain fo r aw h ile, but at have been suspecting? the sam e tim e I w a s not any n earer g ettin g w ell. nearly $100 o f that was my own money ! verish and swollen, the stomach and digestion are O ne d a y w h ile rea d in g a p a p e r I s a w an ad ver P IT O Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness — Life. affected, the appetite fails and a general diseased tisem en t o f S. S. S. fo r R heum atism . I decid ed I I I I I alter IIrst day's use of Dr.Kline’a Great Nerve to g iv e it a tria l, w h ich I d id a t once. A fte r I had “ That man was a waiter for ten Ilestnrer. Send for F r e e C Z trial boitte and tr,-aii»e Dr. K.H.Kline,Ltd.,9S1 Arch St.. Philadelphia, Fa. years, and now he’s worth a million.” condition of the entire system is the result. ta k en th ree b ottles I fe lt a g re a t d e a l better, and Not only is Rheumatism the most painful of I oontinued to tak e it reg u la rly until I w a s en “ A ll for waiting ten years?" “ Yes, his L a y in g It On. tir e ly oured. I n o w fe el b etter than I have fo r yea rs. C H A S . E. O I L D E R S L E E V E . N ell— D id you hear May’s fiance rhap rich uncle died then."— Philadelphia all diseases, with its swollen, stiff joints, throbbing Ledger. 613 32nd Street, N e w p o r t N e w s , V a. sodizing over her complexion? muscles and stinging nerves, but it is a formidable “ I won't resign under Are,” the Sen B elle— Yes, he certainly did lay It on and dangerous trouble. If the uric acid is allowed ator pugnaciously declared. “ And then pretty thick. to remain in the blood, and the disease becomes chronic, ch alk y deposits form at the joints, N ell— Yes, but not nearly ns thick as if we draw off the attack?” “ Then I and they are rendered immovable and stiff, and the patient left a helpless cripple for life. won't have to resign.” — Philadelphia M ay does.— Philadelphia Ledger. Bulletin. E very day the poison remains in the system the disease gets a firmer hold. T h e best time N ot a V a lid Objection. George— Rather than repialn single, to get rid of Rheumatism is in warm weather; because then the blood takes on new life and Man at the I>esk — No, sir; I don’t want would you marry the biggest fool on it. I haven’ t any time to talk to you, the skin is more active and can better assist in the elimination of the poisons. W ith the earth if he asked you? Clara— Oh, either. Caller (w ith prospectus of new book) George, this is so sudden.— Chicago proper remedy to force the acid out of the blood, and at the same time build up and strengten the Liver, Kidneys, Bowels and other organs of the body, Rheumatism can be per M y dear sir, th at w on ’ t be necessary. Daily News. I ’m willing to do all the talking. "Claude and Clarice nre in a terri manently cured. External applications relieve the pain and temporarily reduce the inflam ble predicam ent" “ How Is that?” mation, and for this reason are desirable, but they cannot have any effect on the disease. How's Thl*? “ They paid so much for tlielr going- We o ffe r One Hundred Dollars Reward fo i any case o f Catarrh that cannot be cured by away outfit that they can’t go away.” The blood is poisoned and the blood must be treated before a cure can be effected. H a ll’s C atarrh Cure., S. S. S., a remedy made from roots, herbs and barks, is the best treatment for Rheuma — Louisville Courier-Journal. F . J. C H E N E Y & CO., Props., Toledo, O. W e, the undersigned, have known F. J. tism. It goes into the blood and attacks the disease at its head, and by neutralizing the acid Ex-Senator M. C. Butler. “ How often do your housemaids C heney fo r the la*t 15 years, and believe him p e rfec tly honorable in all business transac dust?” “ Do you mean how often they and driving it out, and building up the sour blood so it can supply nourishment and strength 252S552-5HSESZSH5SSHSS tions and fin an cially able to carry out any ob fan the furniture?” asked slangy Mrs. I Dyspepsia Is O ft e n Caused b y Catarrh lig a tion s m ade by their firm. to every part of the body, ii cures Rheumatism permanently. S. S. S. is the only safe cure I tie Stomach Parana B elieves Ca- W est & T hu a x , Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, O. Nuwedd, “ or how often do they skip W a l d in o , K inn an M a r v in , wholesale Drug for the disease; being purely vegetable, it will not injure the system in the least, as do out?” — Louisville Courier-Journal. In i of the Stomach and Is T herefore gists, Toledo, O. I H a ll’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, act lEemedy for D y sp ep s ia . t a u s c medicines i u c u h j i u c s which w u iu ii e o u i a i n Potash ro ta contain or some other mineral ingredient. S. S. S. tones up Mrs. Kulcker— I thought you were those in g d ire c tly upon the blood and mucous sur- **S ,0" faces 0fl o f the system. Price 75c. per bottle. going abroad? Mrs. Bocker— So I was, every part of the body by its fine tonic properties. Bold by a il Druggists. Testimonials ire© but my doctor offered me such a love Hon. M. C. Butler, Kx-U. 8. Sen- | | H a ll s F am ily Pills are the best. W hile cleansing the blood of all poisons it builds up the liter from South Carolina fo r tw o i ly bargain In apiiendlcitis—only one appetite and digestion, soothes the excited nerves, re ■tenns, in a letter from Washington, * N o G re a t D iffe r e n c e A f t e r A ll. thousand dollars.— Harper’s Bazar. fl. C., writes to the Peruna M edicine ; duces all inflammation, relieves pain and completely “ I t Isn't considered polite to ask a Anne Teeke— Mr. Gasser is such an , as follows: Chinese how many wives he has." cures Rheumatism in every form— Muscular, Inflamma Interesting talker. Always saying some " I can recommend Peruna fo r * “ W ell, it isn’t polite to ask an Amer tory, Articular or Scfatic. If you are worried with the lepsia and stomach trouble. I j ican how many wives he's had, either.” thing one never hears from any one else. Hattie Hotterwunne— Has he live been using your medicine fo r : n aggin g pains of Rheumatism, do not wait for it to be — D etroit Free Press. been proposing to you, too?— Puck. i short period and I feel v e ry much • come chronic, but begin the use of S. S. S. and purge tiered. It is indeed a w onderful • “ Say, I came to this dance without dicine, besides a good to n ic.” j W rite for our book on Rheumatism, and ask our an invitation.” “ So did How did the blood of every particle of the poison. W e make no charge for either. yon work It?" “ Nobody stopped me. physicians for any advice you wish. HTABRH of the stomach is the cor- u T w " ? » 111 * “/ ! tlie whole system* This is the testimony of thousauüa annually. Is C A S T O R IA i red name for most cases o f dyspep sia. In order to cure catarrh o f the Jomaeh the catrrh must be eradicated. lOnlv an internal catarrh remedy, Jfk as Peruna, is available. iPeruna exactly meets the indications. Sure o f O n e For Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Sign atu re o f I T h in g . TO B U S IN E S S Hurts, Sprains, Bruises w h o g o e s straig h t to w ork to cure b y the use of St. Jacobs Oil and sa ves tim e, m o n e y and gets out of m isery quickly. It A c ts L ik e M a g ic . P r i c e , 2 5 c . a n d 50c. A CELLULOID PLATE When fitted just right and Batlsfactory to the wea er In every wny, s a thing any dentist can congratu ate himself upon. It’s one of the products o f twentieth century dentist'/. 1* rhai s you’re still using one o f tta-* old oi es. Suppose you let us show you a celluio d plate? WISE BROS., Dentists »R- W. A. WI8K Fait mg M W i g. Third and Washington I S A. M. to » P. M. Sui days » to 12 Main 202» sifiedadvertising Portland Trade Directory ’ races I« Portland o f Repre- “tiovss firms. *nq ft-’ nJuiLi * ®dnk developing and prlnt- g £ ~ i f f L * ! 5 ? L_W ,»>dard. C la rk » A Co. "Ww™KirS Co.. Portland. ,,n '-»">• rn, and Slid.. _______ g^ ~ ** ’‘ nppnrt.rs, llraces; Knit to n,' IU blanks: Woodard, Clarke, ■t t ? /or **l# »1 very rvaaonabt. --- Inqulr« -put. 7 11 > r.,nt at. 1 w . cuarantee fit to ir »* , Woodard. Clark. A Oo. J icul r v m ----- ---------------------- **nt on 5 » H * **Tery shade and shap«; &s- “ I K v I \\ oodard, U arke Uo ? ! '.Hk- ) » guarantee the U .8 . ,or rr- « - • <* Lu *i> i i‘ ° rr'*on *“ d ’’riZt a "dor th. Carry I m E ,” *M m.n f,!. f™ n> «* 1 » W rit» today. How did you?” “ Same way. My wife's giving the dance.”— Cleveland Leader. The Hostess— I suppose your new apartment has all the very latest im provements? The Visitor— Y'es, Indeed. Hot and cold steam bent, running Color more goods brighter and fa ster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w ool and cotton equally w ell and to :t results. p< Ask dealer, or w e w ill send post paid at 10c a package, W rite fo r fre e booklet how to dye» washtubs, and stationary elevntor.— guaranteed to give perfect bleach and mix colors. “ MONROE “ DRUG * CO.. Unionville. Missouri. Brooklyn Life. DR. T. P. WISE A rt Dealer— Here Is a lovely little woodland scene for only $2,250. Oil Magnate— That? Nonsense! I know where that was painted. Why. I could buy the whole farm for $1,500.—•Som erville Journal. “ I understand, sir, that you said my w ife had a married man dangling a f ter h e r; dead In love with her, in fa c t ! "W ell, hasn’t she?” "No, sir. she lias n o t!” “ Then, If you don't love her, why did you marry her?” — Houston P ost Newberry— Is Sanford o f an opti mistic temperament? Baldwin— I should say be Is. I have known him to go Into a restaurant without a cent In his pocket, order a dozen oysters, and feel satisfied that lie could pay his bill with a pearl.— Life. Obliging Motorist (to groom In diffi culties with horses)— Shall I stop the engine? Groom— Never mind that. sir. ! But If you gents wouldn’t mind Just gettln’ out and ’Idln’ behind the ear fo r a minute----- The 'orses think It's a menngery cornin'.— Puck. Rnnter— But. sir, a genius Is a gen- ■ lus, whether he's rich or poor. There Is no difference----- Wise— Pardon me, there Is a slight difference. A rich genius can afford to let his hair grow long; a poor genius can't afford to get . it cut— Philadelphia Press. Mr. Dangle— I heard that our old friend and neighbor liad a very Im pressive funeral. Mrs. Mangle— It was L in e o f netrent Cnt Off. “ By the way, Mr. Hankinson, papa so fine It was really an Imposition o f made Buch a funny remark about you tb» the respect people had forTiim . And the minister preached such a beautiful other evening.” “ What was it, Misa Bella.' paregoric over the diseased.— Baltimore “ He said he wondered why you were American. coming here so o f t e n . _______ “ Now that we are engaged, said tire tall (tlrl. “ I don't want to call ^ n a an every day struggle . •Wellington.’ Isn’t there some shorter M en and Women of Every Occupation name, some nickname that you have Suffer Miseries from Kidney ____ >< “ Why, dear,” replied W ellin g Complaint. ton Carmichael, "th e fellows st college J. C. Lightner, 703 So. Cedar S t, used to call me— er— ’Pie Fnce.’ ” — Abilene, K a n s a s , i.n one « 1 New York Mall. Mrs. Firetfloor— I called to streak from kidney trou bles brought on by | about your daughter's playing. T daily work. I 6fst j Mrs Becondflat— Now, look here; she'll noticed it eight op play Just as loud as she likes. Kee? ten years said Mrs. Firetfloor— That's what I was Mr. Lightner. The | going to ask for. You see, I ’ m going dull pa'n in to kive W illie a whlppln’, anti I don't back f»ir ly T D,a,,* me sick. It was want folks to bear him boiler.—Chl- ot»' a g o ,’ o * hard to get up or | ea*o News. L ittle Charlie, who had been taught I— - ^ . down, hard to straighten, hard to do an> * r j ^ ^ to be very polite on all occasions, and ,,*TP w" l. » . f r1!?” w» nt yoor b.na to lay brought a strain that he must never keep a seat when the b j j f c J »bom Pt> C ^Sw . 'X E D s - a o s , M ill. Co.. frequent * “ » ^ 9 * f ften and with there were ladles standing, was one das u rin e w a s passed too g K id B ey riding In a car perched on his father'» When 1 useu the trou. knee. When a x«ung f e ÿ Â ï S ir*' pU*“ h,m— O* P » pam. »tepped In C v k S l L « “ au,,?. ? - •— 7 poym .nu. P ‘ l ^ . however, all t r e e « returned. the little fellow Jumped down at once, C ? * »»»»r t.. r2’ -p ,1c«- A U . a a L i r ^ ---- r ° p°vri»od, Oregon. b le di»appeared I am ie rta in ly gr* ,ffu l „ , #nti » bo*. and. with a p o m * b o w ’ * " ld : Sold by all dealers. 50 eents a oo*. Mlaa. w ill yo u take my p lac e? " CO° k* 4 Co ' » ' F o a te r -M U b u rn T H E S W IF T S P E C IF IC C O M P A N Y , A T L A N T A , O A . U T N A M B ears the S om e O th e r T o w n . (Teacher (at night school)-—What do “ Wants to be a police inspector, does l know of Budapest? ptagsy Haired Pupil— Budapest is a he? Has he anything to recomend him v '" ‘ that attacks cattle. I t is invaria- for the position?” r fatal. “ Yes—-he's already rich.” HE A T T E N D S sss I. C o , Buffalo, - • *• F A D E L E S S Side L ig h t « on H is to ry . S p id e r T h r e a d M a d e In F ra n c e . The army in Flanders had begun to Thread made from the spider’s web swear dreadfully. is lighter and stronger than that which “ We don’t like to do it,” explained one comes from the silkworm . In France of the officers, “ but, of course, we’ve got there Is a factory used on ly fo r the to bark up Gen. Sherman.” manufacture o f spider thread. Mothers w ill find M r". W inslow ’s Soothing Syrup the bent rem edy to use for th eir ch ildren du ring the teething period. It was declared at Edinburgh recently that more fishermen were drowned from the custom of wearing long boots than by all the storms. GASOLENE ENGINES 3 to 4 horse power fu lly w arranted, f 125. A ll Mizes and styles at lowest price«. W rite for catalog. R t IL R S O N M A C H IN E R Y C O M P A N Y Portland, O regon. The Watch-Dog in your Vest Pocket ’0 U can buy Health Insurance now. Several g o o d H ' Accident ' Companies sell it. Sixty dollars per year will bring you $25.00 per week, for every week you are Sick. But, your lime alone may be worth far more than that. And $200 per week might not pay for your suffering. That's why "Cascaret" Insurance which prevents Sickness, is worth ten times as much money as other “ Health ” Insur ance. Yet “ Cascaret Insurance” will cost you less than Ten Cents a week. That gives you a “ Vest Pocket'' Box to carry constantly. • • • •’Indigestion“ means food eaten but only partially digested. "Constipation" means food retained In the body undigested too long, till It decays. It then supplies the poisons of decay to the system, in place of the nourishment it might have supplied. Isn't that a tremendoua handicap worth Insuring against? What does It coit to Cure Constipation or Indigestion, with their train of small and great ills, and to Insure against a return of them? Not so very much. One 10 cent box of Cascareis per week, at most, perhaps half that. Ona candy tablet night and morning, taken regularly for a short time, is war ranted to cure the worst case of Constipa tion or Indigestion that walks the earth, s e e Ona tablet taken whenever you suspect you need it will insure you against 90 per cent of all other Ills likely to attack you. Because 90 per cent of these Ilia begin in the Bowels, or exist through poor Nutrition. Cascareis don't purge, don't weaken, don't Irritate, nor upset your stomach. No,— they act like Exercise on the Bowels, instead. They stimulate the Bowel-Muscles to contract and propel the Food naturally past the little valves that mix Digestive Juices with Food. They strengthen these Bowel-Muscles by exercising them. The time to take a Cascaret Is the very minute you suspect you need one. — When your tongue is ooated a little. — When your breath Is not above suspicion. — When your head feels dull, dizzy, or achy. — When you have eaten too heartily, or too rapidly. — When you have drunk more than wss good for your digestion. — When you have a touch of Heart burn, Gas-belching, Acld-rlaing-ln-throat, or a Coming-on-Cold. • • • DYES Dr. C. Gee Wo WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT T ill» wonderful C'hl- i>ese Doctor I n milt'd grmt hfcauSH he cures people without opera tion iImi are given up to »He. Ife cure» with those wonderful L'lil- ii»»* herbs, roots, buds, harks and vegetables that Are entirely un known to medical » c _________ _ ence In this conn try. Through (he use f thot» harm I ess remedies (tils famous doctor knows the action of over ¿00 different r einedte* ■ hlch In- HiicceNHlully uses In differem diseuses. He guarantees to cure catarrh, asthma, lung, throat, rheumatism, nervousneas, stomach, liver; kid* ney», etc.; has hundreds of teAtlmonialn. Charges moderate Call and nee him. Patient« out of the city write lor hliiukr and c reuLira. Hend »tamp. C O N SU LTATIO N If KICK. M dm i THE C. GEE W O CHINESE MEDICINE CO 1 6 2 'j firs t St., S. F. Cor. Morrison Mention paper. PORTLAND. OREGON. W. L. D ouglas • 31 ? & * 3 == S H O E S men Line W . L . D o u g la s « 4 . 0 0 C llt E d g e c a n n o t b e e q u a lle d a t a n y p r ic e . „VDOUSU,, SHoes ALL m en M f. L . D O U G L A S M A H F M M S T L L S M O W M C M 'M A 3 .B I I 8 H L J F M T H A U A M Y O I H f A M A H U f A O T U R f R !M T H E W O R L D . tin nnn *° «r«' «*•». Carry the “ Vest Pocket" Box where It W I U |U U U disprove this ststsmeet. belongs, Just as you would your Watch, i If I could take you into m y three large factorise at Brockton, M ats., nod show you the Infinite Pocket-knife or Lead-pencil, care with which e v e ry pair ol shore Is made you It costs only 10 cents. A t any drug would realise w h y W I . Itouu la. S.l SO shoes cost more to make, w h y thay Sold their shano, gist. lit hatter, w ear longrr, and are o l graatot Be sure you get the genuine, made only Intrinsic value than any other « S . M shoe. W . l . O nm glm m S t r o n g M a d s t h e c a f a r by the Sterling Remedy Company, and M a n . « . M , C 2 . 0 0 . Boys’ M a h Z a l O B f . t l . B O never sold In bulk. Ever* tablet stamped C A U T I Q I ^ i " tNt * ^ upon : • »,«».7 î'/ v W having .L.lKm g. “ C C C ." i _ itl e * . , * » a ~ o ------ BO «ubAtltut«. substituto. N Nono o n « gen aln « r r FREE TO OCR F R IE N D S ! We want ts tend to oar friends x beautiful Fr.nch-dexlreed. (MILD PLATED BotBOlTBOt, hard-enameled la cotora. It is a beastr tor the drettlni uble. Ten cento In i U s ih it asked as a measure of rood faith and to cover cost of Csscsretx, with which this dainty trinket lx loaded. 7» Send to-day. mention in c this paper Address StorUag Remedy Ceaasay. Chiracs or i!ew York. Without hi« M m « and prim »tAm p«d on bottom TAAt Color e MR lot» u io l I th0„ mill not uuoar bra "*. W r it« for IlltMtratRd f ’atalog. W . L O O U O I a AM. B r o c k to n , M a m . r. N. u. 5 N«. 1 *-0 € hv :.:r: w r i t i n g t o m tew rtln n rn p ia t h is p a p o r.