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B rtw rra ie n e © ; A steel o f special hardness, patent ed In Germany by F. Munster, results from subjecting the molten inetui to a blast o f ultrogeu. With a tensile strength often ex- ■ ceedlug three hundred / thousand , pounds per square Inch, steel piano wire seems to be the strongest mate rial known, and it posseses the addi tional valuable property o f a very high elastic limit. Hammer blows, steadily ap plied, break the hardest rock. Coughing, day after day, jars and tears the throat and lungs until the healthy tissues give way. Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral stops the coughing, and heals the torn membranes. A peculiur process for separating non-maguetic particles like gold from sand has been patented by L. T. ‘ I always keep A y e r’ s Cberrv Pectoral In the house. U gives perfect relief whenever Weiss. The metallic particles in mass any o f us have coughs or hard colds. I have used it fo r a great many years ami so know are electroplated with Iron, by a spe all about it.” —M r s . M a r t O b k r t k a n , Varys- cial apparatus, and can then be separ burg, N . Y. ated by any magnetic method. Made by J. C. Ayer Co., L o w e ll, Mass. A M lso s c ------- m anufacturers ' “ ---------- o * f Glass water-pipes, which have a y s a r s a p a r il l a . covering o f asphalt to prevent frac PILLS. ture, are In use in some parts o f Ger HAIR VIGOR. many. They give thorough protection against moisture In the ground, B iliousness, co n stip a tio n re ta rd re against the action o f adds -and alka co very. C u re th e s o w ith A y e r’s Pills. lies, and they cannot be penetrated by gases. M u c h In E v i d e n c e . Dick— How did you like the new Dr. Max Ueithoffer, a professor In the Technical High School o f Vienna, piny? Tom— I thought Miss Sadie Blugore In conjunction with Herr K arl Mora- wetz, the government Inspector of had entirely too much to say. Dick—-Was she In It? Why. I didn’t clocks, has completed a system for synchronizing clocks by means of even know she had gone on the stage. Tom— She was In one o f the boxes wireless telegraphy, and permission has been secured for regulating the with a party the night I was there. public clocks by this agency. For coughs and colds there is no better The use of milk o f lime for quick medicine than Piso’s Cure for Consump ly and effectively extinguishing fires tion. Price 25 cents. in coal mines Is recommended by In H o It R o w . spector W olfgang Kummer, a Ger Customer— W hy don’ t you tack up man. The suggestion Is not new, but this ‘ Do It Now ’ motto? It’s been ly has been newly tested with satisfac ing around ou the counter for a tory results. The emulsion— which month." can be used with hand or power Grocer— Wa-al, I'm a-goln’ ter tack purilps— runs Into and fills the crevices It up sometime— if I ever git to i t — o f the coal or mineral. Judge. A new type o f mitrailleuse Is being P erm an en tly Cured. N o fits or nervousness constructed at the government arms after iirst day’ s use o f I)r. K lin e’ s Great N e rve factory o f St. Etienne, France. This Restorer. Send for F r e e Sia* trial bottle and treatise. Dr. R . H . K lin e, Ltd., »31 A rch St., Philadelphia, Pa. weapon is far more powerful than the existing type, Its firing capacity being W h e n L in c o ln W o n H I« S p u r«. three hundred shots per second, with Leaving the question o f his relative a maximum range of 5,400 yards. The standing In the profession at large for tests with the weapon have proved further consideration, it Is confidently highly satisfactory, except for a nat submitted that Lincoln won a credit ural tendency to become heated able position nt the local bar, almost through continued discharge, but this at the outset of his career, among defect Is being remedied. contemporaries who were not only The Gaulois o f Paris has been In capable lawyers, but men of excep Indeed, vestigating that grave question, “ Why tional force and character. do men wear mustaches?” About one it is exceedingly doubtful if the bar hundred men answered the question. o f any other State in the Union pos Six replied that It was too much trou sessed as much native talent and abil ble to shave, one declared that It was ity ns the frontier State o f Illinois to hide his teeth, another that his when Lincoln won his spurs.— Cen long nose without it gave hint a bad tury. appearance, and three that It avoided I .. .. ... „ . ,, ~ I , ... colds. Three others maintained that s7rup tho best remedy to use for their children It Improved the air they breathed, and during the teething r.rlud. seven were o f the opinion that a mus O ut o f th e O r d in a r y . tache was necessary to health. Seven Author— I have Just written a piny teen men were content to state that that contains a new and novel climax. they did it to please themselves, while It is bound to make a bit. only two said it was to please their Manager— Indeed ! wives. About sixty gave the reason Author— Fact. The plot leads up to that women did not like clean-shaven a train robbery. men. Manager— Huh! I fail to see any F. Doflein, a German naturalist, has thing new and novel in that. Author— Ilut the passengers rise up recently seen in Ceylon a species of ant, the oecophylln smaragdina, In the as one man and put the robbers out act o f “ sewing” two leaves together o f business! for the purpose of forming a nest. Deafness Cannot lie Cured This observation confirms' the report i/ers J A Q U E S M F C . CO. C h ic a o o . B o u n d le s s . Far and away stretched the waving asses and the low hills. On and ton wandered the little boy. H e did not know where he was; and ;t he did not weep. He was a very brave little lad and mere child withal, so that, although > had lost his bearings, was not armed. an or did he not have his nice new her ball with him? And would It it be fine to bounce It about over the rd, smooth ground? Selecting a spot bare o f grass he rew the ball down, with all his Ight. But It lay lifeless Just where it had ghted. AgalnThe puzzled lad threw It down, t the resilient gutta percha spheroid , f dead and Inert exactly as It had len. Then, as the fearful truth broke on the lad, he broke forth into walls despair. He was on the boundless Tirle.— Judge. s lood’s Sarsaparilla T o G et E g g a A ll W in te r . A flock of early hatched pullets with a comfortable house free from vermin, with proper ventilation, a scratch pen and box o f grit, ull grain buried in litter, w ill do nobly during the whole winter, but the roosts must be sprayed with kerosene oil twice a week; their bodies dusted each month with good insect powder, plenty of fresh drink at comfortable temper ature, green feed such as Bllced beets, steamed clover, or loose cabbage to pick at freely, all the green cut bone with clean, fresh, sweet adhering j meat that they will eat at one meal j twice a week must be supplied. A ' mash o f middlings with one part In three o f corn meal In zero weather stirred thick enough to be crumbly, oats or wheat at night except In zero weather when corn should be fed warm nt night are also excellent, pro vided only about two-thirds as much as will be eaten up clean In ten min utes Is fed at a time. Fullets require more than hens and Leghorns less than heavier breeds. A T w ic e -T o ld T a le . A Massachusetts lawyer has a notori ously treacherous memory for details. This failing occasionally leads him to garble a Joke In repeating It. Recent ly he met a friend, who, clapping "him upon the shoulder, said enthusiastical ly : “ W ell, old man, this Is a fine day for the race, Isn't it?” “ Why, what race?” “ The human race,” said the friend — and fled. This was the first time the lawyer usual H t I had ever heard this very ancient joke, Toses O n e Dollar. so he determined to get it off on the next man he met— and he did, in this t. ; T h e S t a t u e t o t h e I M lic r t m a . m- n Plymouth H ill stands the impos- manner: "Hello, Godfrey, Isn't this a flue day [ y statue to the pilgrims. Its base ranlte and supports a seated figure for the trot?” "T ro t— what trot?” rivti*ch o f the four corners with eyes “ By gad,” stammered the lawyer, •chjng the surrounding country, pi le a woman's figure crowns thp top. " I swear there was a Joke there, but I ,iil the pedestal Is Inscribed the name can’t find it now !” — Llpplncott’s. •very man, woman and child that III. M o n e y '. "W o rth . fpj. e over In the Mayflower.— St. Nlch- “ Doughnuts,” said the baker, “ are i ' b n | ^ ___________ ten cents a dozen und the crullers are the same price.” ' H er P r e t t lh e a . T e m p te d H im . " I didn't kuow,” said the customer, Slather, It Isitrue the young man ed me so suddenly that I was not “ that there was any difference be ns isred for It, And yet I feel that I tween ‘doughnuts' and chullers.’ ” “ Oh! yes; crullers have holes in the also to blame in the matter.” center, while the doughnuts----- ” lililiy'o blame? In what w ay?” “ Gimme doughnuts; I ain’t spend- idrie’m afraid I was an accessory be- :enii the fapt.” — Cleveland Plain in’ toy good money for holes.” — Cath olic Standard and Times. ler. , s surpassed all other medicines, in merit, es and cures. ts success, Are at as it has been, has ap- •ently only just be tun. ^ t received mope testimonials in the last two rs than an/ previous two—over 40,000. t has the abjkiiug confidence o f the people— «ile stro n g e st proof o f its uuequaled worth. !P purifies the blood, cures all blood dis- t -es, all humors and all eruptions, wrr- s t r e n g th e n s the stomach, creates an etite and builds up the whole system. cu re. thaï tired feelin g and makes the carried in m ade n a . a d ra u in g their mandibles.! the-inucous surfaces. .. I W e w illg iv « One Hundred Dollar, for an . Illu s tra tin g th e ( (,BRe of i>eafnrBX(cnuxed l>y ratarrh) that ran- I (Ci by Hall's Catarrh Cure, bend for method o f working. According to 1 not be cured b; ! circulars, free. * *ee. Ridley, the sewing ants pass the F. J. CHENEY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by urugKist8, 75c. thread-giving larvae like shuttles H all’s Family Fills are the best. u S e v e r a l y e a r s a g o I h ad b lo o d p o is o n an d m y flesh w a s in an a w fu l c o n d itio n , G r e a t s o res w o u ld b re a k o u t an d n o th - i ° f f I p u t o n th e m w o u ld d o a n y g o o d . M y h a ir a n d e y e b r o w s f e l l o u t an d I w a s ‘ a f r i g h t . ” M y m o u th w a s so s o r e f h ad to l i v e o n m ilk a n d w a t e r . I to o k M e r c u r y f o r a Io n s ’ tim e a n d in s te a d o i g e ttin g - b e t t e r I c o n tin u e d to g r o w w o r s e an d m y a rm s an d h an d s b ecam e s o lid sores. L Iy le jrs w e r e d r a w n s o I c o u ld n o t w a lk a n d I f e l t t h a t m y t im e w a s s h o rt h ere i f I d id n o t g-et som e r e li e f. I b eg a n to u se y o u r S. S. S. a n d it h elp e d m e fr o m th e s t a r t . A f t e r ta k in ir i t a w h ile th e s e re s a l l h ea led , m y r h e u m a tis m w a s c u re d a n d to - d a y l a m a s tr o n g , w e l l m an. I t * o t a ll th e m e r c u r y o u t o f m y s y s te m an d i t c u re d m e sou n d an d w e ll. A D A M S C H N A B E L E v a n s v ille , I n d . H o . 211 M a r y S t. P H O T O Ü C I T t . lK S ; Kodak developing and print* tng; writ© iur price« W oodard, Clarke it Co. M A G IC L A N T S H N S — W elsler Co., l ’ortlau l. Low est prices ou Lanterns anti Slid**». SJ \ - ! H l i o - l ! K Y ; St)npor.ers, Braces; i% it I K it; free measurem ent blanks: W oodard,Clar.ce. H O R S E S o f all kinds for sale at v e ry reasonable prices. Inqu ire 275 f r o p t S$t. T R U S S E S sent on a p p ro va l; w e guarantee fit lu TooUard, C larke A Co. m ost difficu “ lt ca es; wc S W E E T T E A S —Send lOe tor pckir. asxtd F a ir Hold M edal peas. J. J. Hut/- r. lss F ron t street. H eavy B o m b a rd m e n t. “ Was your w ife angry when you got home so late last night?” “ Angry? Why, my boy, the dear woman pelted me wth flowers!’’ “ Rut how did you get that bluck eye?” “ Well, you see, she neglected to take the flowers out of the pots before she threw them.” — Cleveland Leader. C A S T O R IA Eor Infants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of H er L ittle M l. t a k e . H e r G r e a t Passion. Stella— So she is to marry a football hero. Bella— Ye», »he always did love rem nants.— New York Sun. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS T m i m i , lightest and strong*»! «lu m p l*ull*t on tho m arket. Ils# H o rs « pow er ou ’.ha sweep w ith two horses. W rite lor descrip tive la .a lo * and prues. ------------- : R K IH R SO N M A C M IN R K Y CO. Foot ol Morrison Street Portland, Ore roi» W A N T E D A bright man with team in v o iir c o u n - ty . Steady work and good w a g e s to r ig h t man. References required. F o r par ticulars address K O CH V. T. C O . Bo» X Winona, Mian. C R E A M S E P A R A T O R S —W e guarantee the L . s . Separator to be the best. W rite lor free catalog. Hazelw ood Co.. F ifth and Oak. M E N 'S C L O T H IN G — Buffum A Pendleton, sole xgt-nis A lfre d llen iainin correct clo th es E v e r y th in g In men's turn shlngs. Morrison and Sixth streets. Opposite isialotth-«. F R E E L A N D I N O ltB U O N U "d er the Carey Irrl- gation»act. Deed d rect from state. W rite today, b o ok let and m ap free. U. s. Cooke A Co., Z6l A ld e r street, Portland, Oregon. P O U L T R Y FOOD— I f you want your hens to lay m ore eggs w rite us for fret* particu lar» about annul P U R IN A PO U LTR Y F "1 H — E D b —A | cm e *----- M ills Co., Portland, Oregon. T A IL O R K —Colum bia W oolen M ills Co.. Portland, Ore. Latest style clothes made to measure cheap. Our s e lf measurement system insures per.ect tit. W rite fbr free sam ples and prices. P I A N O S A O R G A N S — Oldest piano houqf on Pa cific coast. Organs and Pianos on easy payments. W rite for list. Let us quote you a price. A lie n A G ilbert-R a m a ker Co., Portland, Oregon. Oregon H erbs—Specific for all K id n ey and Bladder troubles. Cures B A C K A C H E . Price-60c. Trial size sent by m ail for 10c. in stumps. Send today. 260J* T h ird St. Hum an H a ir Goods—Switches, Pompadours, M en’ s Toupees and W ig s ; best q u ality; lowest prices; send for tree pric* list: mall orders a specialty. Paris H a ir Store, 30« W ashington St. Kst 188«. MI follow ed the On the Trait tra il from T ex a e with* Fish Brand iVfsn b r a n d Slicker, used for an overcoat when Pommel Slicker Cold, a w in d coat w h en w in d y , a rain coat w hen it rained, and for a c o v e r at night if w e got to bed, and I w ill sa y th a t I have gotten m oro co m fo rt out o f yo u r slicker than a n y o th er one article th a t I eve r owned, (T h e nanift and address o f tho w rite r o f this unsolicited le tte r may be had on application.) W e t W eather Garments for Riding, W a lk « Dr. C. Gee W o WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT T h is w onderful Chi nese Doctor is railed great because be cures people w ithout opera tlon that are given up to die. H e cures w ith those w onderful Clti- iit bj herbs, roots, buds, barks and vegetables that are en tirely un known to m etITal sc.- ___________ enre in this country. Through the use o f tho«* harm less rem edies this fam ous doctor knows the action o f o ver 500 differen t rem edies w hl h he successfully uses in lilffen n. diseases. Ha guaranti esto cu re ca nrrh. usthm i, lung, i hr a , rheumuilsm , nervotif n»*»s, stomach, liv e r ; k d- ueys, etc.; has hi.ndre Is o f test innuials. Charges moderate, t an and nee him. Pail u i» out o f the city w rite tor hlankr and c roulurj. »e n d stamp. C O N S U L T A T IO N F u K K . Address THE ing, W orking or Sporting. _ A . J. T O W E R CO. Mention paper.. PORTIAND . OREGON. The Sign of tha Flail BOHTOtf, U. 8. A. T O W E R C A N A D IA N C O ., Limited rO&ONTO, CANADA S B » ______________________ C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE C l , 6 2 'j first Sk. 5. C. Cor. Morrison HIGHEST AWARD WORLD'S FAIR J 9 0 4 . No. P. N. U. W O s h BRAi® -0 * H E N i r r i t i n e to a d v e rtis e rs p le a s e I m en tio n tirio p ap er. j 18 Y E A R S HERE b# ?" • Anti doinif den tal.w ork a l the tim e—that ts th** record ot i»r W . A . W ise. In our es tablishm ent aru expert dentists w ho nr»* com petent to perform the most im portant dental operations. N o m atter Iho nature o f the w ork, then* is a mun here to do it. WISE B R O S ., D E N T I S T S DR. H . A . « T U R D R V A N T , Npoclallst on C h ildren ’s Tooth und Regulating. DR. W . A WISE F allin g Bldg., T h ird and W ashington Sts. 8 a. m. to 9 p. m. Sundays 9 to 12. Mam 31X29 ' jk IL DR. f . P . WISE. Work Done on Weekly and Monthly Payments “First Aid” to the Bowels Then he works them (through the nerves) till they get so strong from that Exercise that they don't need any more help to do their duty. ButDr.Cascaret wants to berlght on the spot. In your Pocket or Purse, where he can regulate these Bowel- Muscles all the time, in health, and out of health. On call any Minute Day orNight Because, even the strongest Bowel- Muscles may be overworked. 1 1 Heavy dinners, late suppers,whiskey, When Heartburn, Sour Stomach, wine, or beer drinking, nervous excite Headache, Bad Breath, Coated ment, sudden exposure to cold or heat Tongue, Belching of Stomach Cas, or and a dozen other every day likelihoods tlr« any of these forerunners of Indigestion the Bowel Muscles. appear, Old Dr. Cascaret wants to In such cases a little Cascaret In time be right on the spot in your pocket. Is worth fifty dollars worth of Treatment He wants to check the coming trouble later on. to say nothing of the suffering, Instantly before it can g r o w i nt o a discomfort, loss of Business Energy, and habit of the Bowels to be costive. loss of Social Sunshine it saves. Ladies, who extend to Dr. Cascaret the DOCTOR CASCARET 1 Office = In your own Vest Pocket hospitality of their Purses or their Dress Pockets, will be rewarded with a fino complexion, and healthy Happiness. These will about fifty times repay for the trifling space occupied, and the ten cents per week at cost. Dr. Cascaret guarantees to cure the most obstinate cases of Constipation and Indigestion, without discomfort or in convenience. His medicine does not gripe nor purge, nor create a drug habit. Because it Is not a "Bile-driver,” nor a Gastric-Juice Waster, but a direct Tonic to the Bowel Muscles. it exercises naturally the muscles that line The walls of the Intestines and Bowels. Want of Exercise weakens and relaxes these Bowel-Muscles, just as it weakens Arm and Leg muscles. Old Dr. Cascaret goes directly after these Bowel-Muscles. He wakes them up just as a cold bath would wake up a lazy person. "Excuse, madame,’’ he said, “ but— ah— you remember. In the restaurant, after the theater, the other night, you were kind enough to notice me. I hope I am not mistaken in supposing Joseph Chamberlain, who won a m v '^ a t your tatereat w a a -a b — not alto- gethcr- table victory for tlio tariff-unionist “ Oh, no, not at all. I remember cause at Birmingham. England, and now. I thought for a moment that who w ill be one of the few members of the Balfour government returned to jo u were the coachman my husband 1 Parliament, has been a member of th e, « ' * h» r* «d • few weeks ago for t r y lieen ,ntf ,nK fo "*ake niHke *OTe to the cook, and I I latter body since 1885. He has has lieen wondered how ¡thrice Mayor of Birmingham and .err- ‘ wondered how yon yon could could afford afford to to eat eat ed as Secretary of the Colonies, Presi In such an expensive place.” — Denver Post. dent o f the Local Government Board, and President of the Board o f the. Or ganizers of the Unionist party. Mr. Chamberlains wife is Mary, daughter! ,o f W. C. Endicott. Secretary o f War Nothing knocks out and disables like in President Cleveland's first cabinet. He has been Chancellor o f tlie Univers ity o f Birmingham ami also served as Lord Rector o f Glasgow University. j only fail» to cure blood poison eats out tile delicate lining of the uach antflkowela, produces chronic dyspepsia, loosens the teeth and fre- , “tiy cattles mercurial rheumatism to add to the patient’s suffering. .8 ., thepfeat vegetable medicine, is the conqueror of this vile disease, it ie very root of the trouble and cures by cleansing the blood of f the poison. S. S. S. does npt hide or cover up anything ~ but clears the entire circulation of the virus and put3 the system in good healthy condition. It cures safely a9 well as certainly, because there is not a , particle of mineral in it. W e offer a re- * ward of {t.ooo.oo for proof that S. S. S. RCI V V F n F T A RI C not purely vegetable. W hen the blood nCUT T L U L I H D L L , ¡ , purified and strengthened with this it remedyghe symptoms all pass away and no sign of the disease is ever i — ------------------------------------------------------- i again ; Bor is there left the least trace to be handed down to posterity, Tell an old-fasWoned man he eats i ll book W th instructions for self-treatment and any medical advice de- I too much Snd he will say: ’'W ell ,1 I will basent without charge to all who write. ¡don't want to owe my stomach an y-( THE 3 V/tfT SPECIFIC CO.. ATLANTA . CA, thing when I die.” C CONSUM PTION A R T I F I C I A L E Y E S ; ey ery shade and shape; i sortm ent sent on a p p ro va l; W oodard, C larke l | iion al remedies. Deafness is caused by an in-I J flamed condition o f the raucous lin in g o f the j Eustachian Tdbe When this tube is inflamed < i you have a rumbling sound or imperfect hear-| ing, and when it is entirely closea^Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can l*e , taken out and this tube re to.ed to its normal 'Condition, hearing w ill bo destroyed forever; cases out of ten , aro caused condition by Catarrh, { nine wfa,ch u QotUn, n mtiamed ol H O O D P O I S O N s s f f l K through holes lu the edges of tho •sir The black flag is an emblem of horror and dread. W hen it is hoisted leaves. in army, the order has gone forth that “ no quarter ” will be given, ev- rec k in g must be destroyed. Helpless women and children, as well as oppos- JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN. WHO W ON VICTORY IN ENGLAND. soldiers, meet the same fate, and a trail of desolation, suffering and h is left bfhind. Contagious Blood Poison is the black flag of the great "P y of disease. This vile disorder is known as the blackest and most hide- of all human afflictions, overthrowing its victims and crushing out the •of. It is no respecter of persons; no matter how pure the blood nray be ¡1 > low innocently the disease is contracted, when this awful virus enters the on ulation the hideous, hateful and humiliating symptoms begin to appear, the sufferer feels that his very presence is polluting and contaminating, g, tally the first sign of the disease is a little sore or ulcer, but as the blood >nies more deeply poisoned the severer symptoms are manifested, the ith and throat ulcerate, the glands in the groins swell, a red rash breaks on the body, the hair and eyebrows come out, and often the body is cov- 1 with copfMT-c Tored spots, pustular eruptions and sores. In its worst jes the disease effects the nerves, attacks the bones and sometimes causes *\ji lors to form ©n the brain, produc- - 'insanity and death. Not only se who contra t the poison suffer, unless the virus is driven from blood the awful taint is handed / ra to offspring, and they are its ““ ’«c e n t victims. Blood Poison is in- d a “ black fla g .” Mercury ar.d tr" ash, so often used, never can cure trouble. (These minerals merely nf ve the symptoms away for awhile I shut the d is e up in the system, 1 when they a re left off it returns se than bef re. This treatment N am es and A d d resse s in Portlan d of R epre sentative Business Firms. by local applications as they cannot reach the He M M iia m j U IU I M ill,, casts WHIM All I Cough u«h syrup. Syrup. Toi 1 faste» Good. U •< In time. Sold by druggUm. Portland Trade Directory o f the English naturalist, Ridley, diseased portion of the ear. There is only one made in 1890. Doflein saw a row of way to cure deafness, and that is by const!tu- workers lil/fj CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING FITS , ,,, , a .. th e in sects p u llin g th e e d g e s o f th e le a v e s to g e th e r ; then o th e rs trim m e d _ _ an d fitte d th e edges, an d fin a lly a seflm vi'iiu m ndo h v fis tp iiln i? the sea m M as m a a e dj ra s ie n in g e d ge s w it h a s ilk y th read , y ie ld e d b y la o r f tlie th e sam «n in e e "l>e< s nee lea h io ic h l a r n v a a e e o les w un n th tn e e F rle a d a . Mayme— Fred says when we are m ar rled I can have everything I want. Edyth— Poor fe llo w ! He is evidently | up against an awful delusion. Mayme— Why, what do you mean> Edyth— lie Imagines you have money. Lumbago and Sciatica Nothing reaches the trouble as quickly as Old Dr. Cascaret carried constantly In your Vest Pocket, or in "M y Lady’s” Purse is the cheapest kind of Health-In surance, and Happiness - Promotion, that ever happened. Little thin enamel Cascaret Box, half as thick as your watch, round-cornered, smooth-edged, and shaped so you don’t notice its presence. Contains six Candy tablets— Price Ten Cents a Box at any Druggist's. Be sure you get the genuine^ made only by the Sterling Remedy Company, and never sold in bulk. Every tablet stamped "C C C .” t r F F C C T O O V R f r ik n o s i We want to send to oor friend] a beautiful French-dexizned, GOLD PLATED «UNBON BOX. hard-enameled in colors. It is a beauty, for tho dressln* table. Ten cents In stair»« Is ask'd as a measure of good fattii and ts cover cost of Cascare ts, with which nils dainty trinket is loaded. TM Send to-day. mentlonin* this paper. Address SterUn* Remedy Company. CSIcaco or New York. ST. JACOBS OIL PRICE. 25c. AND