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About Washington County news. (Forest Grove, Washington County, Or.) 1903-1911 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 8, 1906)
F n e n fh a s U a fle , A rith m e tic a l Says H e n ry irilla is unquestiona* greatest blood and medicine known. It* ely and permanently every humor, from is to Scrofula. It* is ISt* d Medicine. oU liK In the Fnture. I,cna— 1 see by this paper that ir W’ llkinshaw of Louilon uses as n genealogical tree. It has ooed with dates. In addition S >va and his wile’s birtli date, thepecord of their marriage he has and data of the birth of each 1 sifflfjj his Aildren. Ur, ^fccoo— I f Alexander should hap- ^Tose his wife and go courting _______B l i g h t be embarrassing for him hard his family around the girl so such o l the time.— Yonkers Statesman. Id ent Positive, Comparative, Superlative. “ I have used one o f your Pish Brand Slickers for five years, and now want a new one, also one for a friend. I v/ould not be without one for tw ice the cost. SThey are just as far ahead of a common coat as a common one is ahead o f nothing.” ses i g inch e l I mined * “If Th| cl ba* B (Name on application.) 1 ' 1 h*” h i g h e s t l ------------- y m w o r l d s f a i r . io o a . ------------ — ■ -- iti you don’t g e t o n e of t h e c o rn kind—this Is t h e r r ffjV Q ljJ of excellence, . |l ■ « su re 'd byi Ir-.- m on m a rk nl’ A. J. TOWER CO., , ; aosTon. u.e.g. 'iliffiS A l® ,h? T O W E R C ANAD IAN C O ., L i m i t e d , TORONTO. C A N A D A . 35* Makers o f Wet Weather Clothing <t Hats. .00 To be Given for Reliable Information W e vave set aside $ 1 ,0 0 0 0 2 to b e spent fo r in form a tion and w ill g i v e fiv e dollars fo r a P o s t a l C a r d g iv in g the first relia b le news o f a chance to ie!I a h o rizo n ta l steam e n g in e of our styles, w ith in our ra n g e o f s iz e s . W e do not want In q u irie s at thia time for vertical, traction or gas en g in e s. ATLAS ENGIN ES Pns ps thit ip and B O ILE R S B uilders o f t> « m-<»t com plete line o f engine, and j b oilers mede by any one manufacturing concern in I the world A tlas E n c in e W orks telling egeacies in e ll ern e. IN D IA N A P O L IS j Corliee, Four VaW.y Automatic, High Speed. Com pound a n d T li <ttlmK Engines. Water Tube, Tu b u lar end P om v Atlas In g ne. in .ervice 3.000,000 H. P. Atlas boiiers in s eivire 4,U00,UUM H. P. No. 2 - 0 6 N. U. « ■ ™ 5 T w r i t i n g -orf your iy of I I’ll I under t o a d v e r t is e r s p le a s e m e n l i o n t h is p a p e r . Sym bol S im ple, B essem er. One billion! What is It? Its arith metical symbol Is simple and without much pretension, says London An swers. Let us briefly take a glance at It as a measure of time, distance and w eight As a measure of time, I would take one second as the unit and carry my self in thought through the lapse of ages back to the first day of the year 1 o f our era, remembering that in all those years we have 803 days and In every day Just 80,400 seconds of time. Hence, In returning In thought back again to this year of grace 1905, one might have supposed that a billion of seconds hud long since lapsed, but this s not sa for it takes Just 31,087 years, 17 dayl 22 hoiDg, 45 minutes and 5 seconds ,o constitute a billion of sec onds of dm . Let u try in Imagination to a r r a n g e a billloi .overeigus for Inspection. Let us put one on the ground and pile upon it as many as w ill reach twenty feet In height; then let us place num bers ol similar columns in close con tact, fi nning a straight line and mak ing a sort o f wall twenty feet h ig h . Imagii s two such walls running par allel to each other and forming, a s It were, a long street. It Is not until w e have extended our Imaginary street to a distance o f 2,386*4 miles that w . shall have presented for Inspection our l,000,n00,000 of coins. Or, In lieu of this arrangement w . may place them flat upon the ground, formlog one continuous line like a long golden chain, with every link In close contact But to do this we must pass over land and sea, mountain and val ley, desert and plain, crossing the equator and returning around the southern hemisphere through th. trad-less ocean, retrace our way again across the equator, then still on and on until we again arrive at our start ing point, and when we have thus passed a golden chain round the huge bulk of the earth we shall be but at the beginning of our task. We must .¡rag this Imaginary chain no less than 763 times around the globe. Such a chain would require for its transport uo less than 2,325 ships, each with a fuli cargo o f 3,000 tons. Even then there would be a residue o f 447 tons, representing 64,081,920 sovereigns. For a measurt o f height, let us ta k . thd thin sheets of paper on which those Hues are printed. I f laid out flat and firmly pressed together, as In a wi H-bound book, these would repre sent a measure o f about 1-333 of an inch In thickness. Let us see how high a dense pile formed by a billion o f these thin paper leaves would reach. W e must. In Imagination, pile them vertically upward, by degrees reach ing to the height of our tallest spires; and passing these, the pile must still grow higher, topping the Alps and Andes and the highest peaks o f th . Himalayas. Still pile on your thou sands and millions o f thin leaves, for we are only beginning to rear th . mighty mass. Add millions on mil lions of sheets and thousands of miles on these, and still the number w ill :aek its due amount. When our one billion sheets are superimposed upon « ach other and pressed Into a compact aass they have reached an altitude of (7,348 miles! D eirre«. of K ic k .. "L et me tell you something, Sam," said the overseer; “ the blow of a w h a le ’ s tale is the strongest animal force in the world; the kick of a giraffe is second, and the stroke of a lion's p a w th e third.” “ Oh, well, I s'pose, boss, b y d e tim e dey gets down to de kick of a mule dey’d have us believe it is ju s t . g . n t l . lub t a p .” .. il ii;..;.'ir,ùiiC3:!!!!7Ji[n;i.i;,ii^iinLH, 6AST0RIA For Infants and Children. Kind You Have torta The Always Bought ___ able Preparation for A s similating IIicFoodandReguIa- ting theStomachs and Dowels of Bears the I N H N I S / ( H IL I )K E N Promote? Digeslion.CheerfiiK- nessand Rest Contains neilher Opiumjforphiiie nor Mineral. I K O T Îi.V H C O T IC . t t r o u a -s A K v a p tra m km Seri>" Signature of Good Old Nurse.— Mrs. Callahan— Moike! Moikel Wek up; ut’s toime t’ take y* lncomnla mldlctne. “ I notice you never wear a watch with your evening clothes.” “ No; I never have both out at the same time.” —G rit timeline— Well, this world's a stage. Elizabeth— Yes; and the scenery Is so much more satisfactory than the cast. — Brooklyn Life. “ A t la s t” exclaimed Darwin, “ I have discovered the missing link!" And reaching under the bureau he drew forth the other cuff-button.— Chicago News. It Depends.— “ Papa, what’s a man who runs an auto called?” " I t de pends on whether be is being ctlled by bis employer or by the man he has Just missed.” Caller— Your daughter, I am told, stands at the head of her class In an cient languages. Mrs. Lansling— Yes, Julie Is quite a latltudlnarian.— Chi cago TriDune. Yes, 'Tls True.— Adams— Do you be lieve It is a sign o f good luck to find a horseshoe on the road? Johnson— O f course; It Is a sign of good luck for some blacksmith. "When a man stahts In braggin’ about how honest he is,” said Uncle Eben, “ it alius kind o’ sounds to me like be was ’pologlzin' fob not being’ mo’ so.” — Washington Star. Considerate.— “ W hy Is that picture turned toward the wall?” “ O, that Is a haying scene, and we have to hide It whenever Uncle Thomas visits us, because he is a hay fever sufferer.” Vicar’s Daughter— Well, Mrs. Mul ligan, did you go to church on Mon day to see my sister married? Mrs. Mulligan— No, miss; I don’t take no Interest In weddln's— I ’ve been to one! Hard To Get At.— “ My lord, there Is honor among thieves.” The Justice looked at him severely. "There Is gold In sea-water,” he replied. "But It cannot b « extracted In profitable quantities.” Hoskins— I don’ t objest so much to Fanny kissing her dog, but 1 prefer her to kiss me before and not after. Wilkins— I know; but don’ t you sup pose the dog has his preference, too?— Boston Transcript. Little Maggie (who has company)— W e’ ve been playing garden party, mamma. Mamma— Indeed! And did you behave nicely? Little Maggie— Oh, I didn’t have to behave. I was the hostess.— New Yorker. "A h !” said Bragg, with a view to making Miss Brightly Jealous, “ I was alone for a quite a while last evening with one whom 1 admire very much.” "A h !” replied Miss Brightly, “ alone, were you?” — Catholic Standard. "Yes,” said the bride of a week. “ Jack tells me everything he knows and I tell him everything I know.” “ Indeed!” rejoined the ex-rival. “ The silence when you two are together must be oppressive.” — Home Chat. A Hasty Remark.— Now, Tommy, I want you to be good while I am out.” “ I'll be good for a nickel,” was Tom my's modest offer. “ Tommy,” said the mother, “ I want you to remember that you cannot be a son o f mine un less you are good for nothing.” Rigid Devotion to Duty.— “ What possible comfort can you take,” asked bis wife, “ In sitting on the pier and fishing all day for half a dozen little ring perch?" “ I have the comfort of knowing,” replied Mr. Kydoodle, stern ly, "that I am standing out against th* Infamous beef trust!” Marmaduke— Before we were mar ried she used to say “ by-by” so sweet ly when I went down the steps. Mont- noreney— And what does she say now? Marmaduke— Oh, Just the same thing, “ buy, buy.” Montmorency— Ah, I see! She exercises a different spell over you.— Washington Life. “ What sort of breakfast food do you like, Mr. Newcome?” asked Mrs. Starv- em on his first morning in her house. “ Well, ma’am,” replied the new board er, “ I wouldn't mind some tenderloin steak, a couple o’ poached eggs on toast, lamb chops, hot muffins, coffee and cantaloup."— Philadelphia Press. “ W e don’t want no flyin’-mnehtnes,” said Mr. Erastus Pingley, emphatical ly. “ Dem automobiles Is bad enough.” “ Do you think flying machines will be worse than automobiles ” “ Yass, I does. When you Is hit by an automo bile dar you Is; but when you Is hit by a flyln'-maehlne you ain't throo y it You has a long, hard drop cornin'.” — Scissors. The musical-instrument seller had succeeded at last In working off a cheap fiddle on a customer at four times Its value. “ Where shall I send It?” he Inquired. “ To 914 ----- street Sly flat la on the third floor.” The fid dle dealer’s face fell. He had moved with his fam ily the day before to the fiat on the second floor of No. 914 — — street, on a three years' agreement.— The Wasp. Sot Vet G one. “The age of miracles baa gone.” de clared the Cynic. “ No, la hasn't,” »aid the Woman. “ My husband told me thi* morning that he noticed I was wearing last year’» hat. and gave me money to buy a new one.” —Baltimore American. A girl whose pa routs call he> ••daughter” la pretty sure to be » mighty nice girl. Weak Lungs\ B r o n c h itis F o r o v e r six ty years doctors have en d o rsed A y e r ’ s C h e r r y P ec to ra l fo r coughs, colds, w eak lungs, bron ch itis, con sum ption. You can trust a m edicin e the best do ctors ap p ro ve . T h e n trust this the next time y o u h ave a hard cou gh. •' I had an awful rough for over a year, and nothing termed to do ine any gooa. I tried Ayer’t Cherry Pectoral and wat toon cured. I recommend It to all my friends whenever they have a cough."— M ite Hi. M k y k k s , Washington, D. C. A Mod e by J. C A y e r Co., L o w e ll, M a A ls o m anufacturers o f I I 9 P 1 *0 l / L f U SA R SA PA R ILLA . PILLS. HAIR VIGOR. A yer’s Pills keep th e b o w e ls regu la r. All v e g e ta b le and gen tly laxative. D ead R ig h t, “ What did you quit that good Job for?” “ The boss called me a fool.” “ But he didn't fire you? You quit for that?” “ Yes, sir.” “ Then the boss was right.” — Cleve land Leader. M others w ill find M r«. W inslow ’ s Soothing Syrup the best rem edy to use for th eir ch ildren d u rin g the teeth in g period. A G o o d G u esser. “ I understand there is no eminent humorist In the Hall of fame.” “ Well, I guess the humorists are not dying to get there.” — Cleveland Plain Daaler. How's This? W e offer One H undred Dollars R ew ard for an v case o f C atarrh that cannot be cured by H a il’s C atarrh Cure. F . J. C H E N E Y A CO., Props., Toledo, O. W e, the u ndersigned, have know n F. J. C hen ey fo r the last 15 years, and believe him p e rfe c tly hon orab le in a ll business transac tions and fi n a n cia lly able to carry ou t any ob- lig a tion s m ade bv th eir iinn. W est & T r u a x , W holesale D rurgli sts, Toledo, O. toles&le Drug W a l d i n q , K i n n a n St M a r v i n , \\holeaale Drug- gists. T o led o , O. H a i r » C atarrh Cure is taken in tern a lly, act in g d ire c tly upon the blood and mucous sur fa ce « o f the system. Price 75c. per botlla. Bold by a ll D ruggists. Testim onial* free. H a i r i F am ily P ill* are the best. M e rc ifu l R a b b it T rap p in g. It is confidently stated that the ihoeklng cruelties o f the steel trap in common use for catching rabbits can readily and cheaply be prevented by twisting a few turns of copper or brass wire closely around each jaw, below the teeth, where the spring flies up, »o as to insure the teeth being always fixed a full quarter of an inch open when the trap is sprung. Rabbits are thus caught with equal ease, and when taken out o f the traps are found uninjured. To complete their purpose, the traps must be placed far down In the holes and be regularly visited early and late. These modified traps are most successful, with advantages rela tive to food, while dogs, cats and birds derive proportionate freedom from suffering when trapped by mis take. M i J ifOnl "B e itndlous, my son,” said the ha bitual adviser, “ and you may hav* a tablet In the Hall o f Fame.” “ Yea,” answered the cautions youth, "and ba pointed out as an example of what ordinary people get In while real genius la excluded.” — Washington Star. r i T p Permanently Cur«d. Wo flu or nerrousne»« I I I U alter tirât day’s useufDr.Klint-'sUreat Nerve KeMtorer. Send for F r e e MV trial boitte and Ireatlea. Hr. It. H. kim e, Ltd.. Ml A red St.. PdUadelpdla, P a Q B eet c m n iM iiia iliiit ia iu . Cough bjrtip . Tastes (ioo«l. L e o i time. t*old by druggiue. c o n s u m p t io n A p p ro p ria te. "That organist played the wedding march so fast that the bride and groom in trying to keep «lep, almost danced up the aisle.” "W ell, m y desr, a wedding march ta . something of a two-step; now, isn’t It?" — Baltimore American. S ia t e r lr R e g r e t . “ That convention of dressmakers de You Can Oct Allen's Foot-Ease FREE. cided thst waists must bs smaller this W rite Allen S. Olm sted, I.e R o y .N . Y ., lo r a free sam ple of A llen 's Foot-Kase. I t cures season.” sweating, hot sw ollen, aching fe e t. I t makes “ I ’m so sorry.” new or t i,h t shoes easy. A certain cure tot “ For yourself?” corns, in g ro w in g n a ils and bunions. A . l d r u ^ “ Mercy, no! For Jane Puffeigh and gists sell it. Me. D on't accept a n y su b s tltu t* Lucy Waddles.” — Cleveland Plain Deal A W a y Out. er. " I cannot accept your affection," she said, For coughs and colds there Is no better “ And yet I don't feel I could spurn I t " medicine than Piso’s Cure for Consump "In that case,” he auawered, “ I’ll be tion. Price 25 cents. satisfied If only ycu’U kindly return It.” The less a man knows the smarter — Baltimore American. he thinks he is. BLOOD POISON«: The black flag is an emblem of horror and dread. When it is hoisted by an army, the order has gone forth that “ no quarter ” will be given, ev erything must be destroyed. Helpless women and children, as well as oppos ing soldiers, meet the same fate, and a trail of desolation, suffering and death is left behind. Contagious Blood Poison is the black flag of the great army of disease. This vile disorder is kuown as the blackest and most hide ous of all human afflictions, overthrowing its victims and crushing out tha life. It is no respecter of persons; no matter how pure the blood may ba or how innocently the disease is contracted, when this awful virus enters tha circulation the hideous, hateful and humiliating symptoms begin toappear, and the sufferer feels that his very presence is polluting and contaminating. Usually the first sign of the disease is a little sore or ulcer, but as the blood becomes more deeply poisoned the severer symptoms are manifested, tha mouth and throat ulcerate, the glands in the groius swell, a red rash breaks out on the body, the hair and eyebrows come out, and often the body is cov ered with copper-colored spots, pustular eruptions and sores. In its worst stages the disease affects the nerves, attacks the bones and sometimes causes tumors to form on the brain, produc l y o a r a n g o I h a d b lo o d p o is o n ing insanity and death. Not only a n S d o v m e y r a fio u h w a s i n cmi a w f u l c o n d i t i o n « those who contract the poison suffer, G ie a C , o i '6 i w o u l d b r e a k o u t a n d n o t h i n g I p u t o n th e m w o u ld d o a n y g o o d . but unless the virus is driven from M y h a i r a n d c-. o b r o w s U u lo u t a n d I w a a the blood the awful taint is handed ‘ ‘ a f r i g h t . ” M y m o u t h w a a s o a o r * X i l k a n d w a t e r . I took down to offspring, and they are its h M a e d r c t o u r l y i v f e o r o a n l m o n g t i m e a i.d I n s t e a d of innocent victims. Blood Poison is in g e t t i n g b e t t e r I c o n t in u e d t o gross o r s e a n d m y a r m s a *n l h a n d s b e c a m e deed a “ -black flag.” Mercury and w s o l i d s o r e s . S t y l e g s » e r e d r a w n so X Potash, so often used, never can cure c o u l d n o t w a l k a r d I f e l t t h a t m y t i m q a s s h o r t h e ro I f I d l- l n o t g e t s o m e re. the trouble. These minerals merely w l i e f . I b o g o n t o u .e y o u r 8 . S . S . a n d I t drive the symptoms away for awhile h e lp e d m e f r o m t h e s t a r t . A f t e r t a k i n g andshut tliediseaseup in the system, i m t a a t w i s h m i l e w t a h s * * c o u r r c e s d a a l l n d h e t a o le - d d a , y m y I r a h m e u a and when they are left off it returns s t r o n g , w e l l m a n . I t g o t a l l t h e m e r worse than before. This treatment c B u ou r y n d o u a n t d c f w m e l y l . s j- A s D te A tn M a n S d C H I t N c A u B r e E d L m , * not only fails to cure blood poison E v a n s v ille , ln d . l i o . 211 M a r y S t , but eats out the delicate lining of the stomach and bowels, produces chronic dyspepsia, loosens the teeth and fre. quently causes mercurial rheumatism to add to the patient’s suffering. S. S.S., the great vegetable medicine, is the conqueror of tin's viledisease. It goes down to the very root of the trouble and cures by cleansing the blood ol every particle oHhe poison. S. S. S. does not hide or cover up anything but clears the entire circulation of thq virus and puts the system in gooa healthy condition. It cures safely as well as certainly, because there is not a particle of mineral in it. We offer a re ward of $1,000.00 for proof that S. S. S. is not purely vegetable. When the blood P U R E L Y V E G E T A B L E . is purified and strengthened with this great remedy the symptoms all pass away and no sign of the disease is evet 6 een again ; nor is there left the least trace to be handed down to posterity. Special book with instructions for self-treatment and any medical advice de sired will be sent without charge to all who write. THE S W iF T SPECIFIC C O .. ATLANTA. 6 A m „ - rf.r — J f c ■■ ;.>■*!f t p f ‘‘¿ h È Ê * ¡a m ’’ J ~ < "' ^•v-V'O-% ’.V.' V,' II— 11 Hi ilkiflia I v i. j:- . ¿.¿‘A ¿•V y * % ** — • l-‘ 1 - i « *4 If more than ordinary skill in playing brings the honors of the gam e to the winning player, so exceptional merit in a rem edy ensures the commendation of the w ell informed, and as a reason able amount of outdoor life and recreation is conducive to the health and strength, so does a perfect la xa tive tend to one’ s im provem ent in cases of constipation, biliousness, headaches, etc. It is all-important, h ow ever, in selecting a la xa tive, to choose one ot known qu ality and excellence, like the e v e r pleas ant Syrup of Figs, manufactured b y the California Fig S yru p C o ., a la xa tive which sw eetens and cleanses the system e ffect ually, when a la xa tive is needed, w ithout a n y unpleasant after effects, as it acts naturally and ge n tly on th e internal organs, sim ply assisting nature w hen nature needs assistance, w ithout griping, irritating, or debilitating the internal organs in a n y w a y , as it contains nothing of an objectionable or injurious nature. A s the plants which are combined w ith the figs in the manu facture of S yru p of Figs are known to physicians to act most beneficially upon the system , the rem edy lias met w ith their general approval as a fam ily laxative, a fact well worth con sidering in making purchases. It is because of the fact that S Y R U P © F F I G S is a rem edy of known qu ality and excellence, and approved b y physicians that has led to its use b y so m any millions of well informed people, w ho would not use an y rem edy of uncertain qu ality or inferior reputation. E v e ry fam ily should have a bottle of the genuine on hand at all times, to use when a laxative rem edy is required. Please to remember that the genuine Syru p of Figs is for sale in bottles of one size only, b y all reputable druggists and that full name of the com pany— C alifornia F ig Syru p C o ., is plainly printed on the front of e v e r y package. 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