That
Auers
A C m . o f In ter), re tallow.
D O U G LAS JERROLD.
“ What shall we do with the pris
T h e y A r e G o v e r n e d b y I n a t i n c t , but
oner?” demanded the spokesman of the S o m . o f t h . Caustic K e to r ta M a d . by
T h a t In s t in c t 1 « F le x ib le .
t h e F a tu o u s W i t .
mob. “ Do thou, O royal chamberlain,
When a prosy old bore stopped
The recent English writer. Richard
haste to the presence of his majesty
Douglas Jerrold, who was hurrying on
Kearton, says there is “ no such dead
Is a C o m m o n Spring Trouble.
and learn his wish."
-
li
i , , ~
. ! level o f unreasoning instinct” In the
U . ■ a
The'roysl
chamberlain
hurried
to
the
Ur*
* “ ‘ f h o bo,U*
T alo‘\*
Regent
street.
sign that the blood is deficient u n t . m o . w n p M > j g i n m u i h i p l v o u n i w k a a i . l
W ith
m u ic tin ii
**Y \ n i l
I . *>•••■ >1,1
m e
animal world as Is popularly supposed, | The derrick Isn't handsome, but It presence and bowed himself thrice to with the question, “ Well, Jerrold, my
In vitality, just as pimples and other and he seems to base the remark upon has an uplifting influence.— Philadel- the floor. Then he asked the mon- dear boy, what is going on?” “ I am!"
One dose of A y er’s Cherry
eruptions are signs that the blood the fact that he found certain o f the phia Record.
Pectoral at bedtime prevents
arch's pleasure regarding the desperate retorted Jerrold, shooting past like an
arrow from a bow.
is impure.
cavities or holes In a bay rick where
nient c ou gh s o f children.
New Year's; First Resolution— How outlaw,
Also to contribute to n third sub
No croup. No bronchitis.
I t ’s a warning, too, which only the sparrows rooked lined with feathers, are you feeling? Second Resolution—
"A w ay with him, said the king in a
scrlption which was being got up for
and
others
not
lined,
writes
John
Bur
hazardous fail to heed.
Broke — Life.
! loud- harsh volce-
a reckless Grub street writer, Jerrold
roughs In Outing.
Such departures
Father (from top of staircase. - J
, Bu* the ^ »m b erlaln was something cried Impatiently, “ How much does the
from a level line of habit as this are
Ethel. Is that young man gone? Ethel” ° f a h" T rl* a " J w U‘M he " “turned to fellow want this time?” "W ell, this
common enough among all creatures.
.
„ „ __.y_it
. the mob he laughingly announced that,
In regard to the misdoings of the pris- time I think just four and two naughts
Instinct Is not something as rigid as - A w f u l funuy. p a .-G rit.
"D o you think Banks ever fo o le l his ouer the klng had gald only that it was will put him straight." “ Put me down
cast
Iron;
it
does
not
act
like
a
ma
Remove it, give new life, new coui»
for one of the naughts!”
d o c t o r ’s m e d ic in e f o r all
I know it. He ..a way w |tdl jjin) ..
chine, always the same. The animal is w ife successfully?
age, strength and animation.
A lawyer, replying to the toast of his
affections of the throat, bron
j whereupon the mob reluctantly re-
something alive, and Is subject to the married her.” — Detroit Free Press.
They cleanse the blood and clear the law of variations. Instinct may act
health drunk at a dinner of artists,
chial tubes, and lungs. Sold
“ What Is worse than owing moniy leased its quarry,
complexion.
more strongly In one man than In an you can’t pay?” “ Being owed money | But in trying to explain the joke to stammered out that he did not expect
for over 60 years.
the honor, us law could hardly he con
•• I hare need Ayer's Cherry Pectoral In my
A ccept no substitute.
other, or as one animal may have you can’t collect.“ — Cleveland Ledger, the obtuse king the royal chamberlain
fainilr for eight years. There is nothing eqtial
sidered one o f the arts. whoreu|H>n Jer
" I felt tired all the time and could not greater speed or courage than another
to it for coughs and colds, especially for chil
Miss Snowflake— What did Jim Jack- became confused and completely lost
rold
interjected
oue
word
only,
dren."— M rs . W. 11. liUYMKK. Shelby, Ala.
sleep. After taking Hood's Sarsaparilla 3 t the same species. It would be bard aon git married for? Miss Washtub— his head.— Baltimore American.
"Black!”
J/C. ATSR CO..
2*.. Sto., f 1.00.
a while I could sleep well and the tired to find two live creature«, very far up Law d only knows— he keeps right on
Lowell. Muss.
All druggists.
A clergyman who was indecorously
T h e M is u s e o l " i y u i i e . '*
feeling had gone. This great medicine has In the scale, exactly a nice. A thrush workin'!— Puck.
“ Quite” strictly means "completely" and uncharitably denouncing tbe |a>or
also cured me of scrofula.” Msg. C. U. may use much mud In the construction
She— Do you think that a woman and is rightly used in such sentences for the number of children they bred
R oot , Gilead, Conn.
of its nest,, or If may use little, or none
can truly love but ouce? He— Well,
wound up with the opinion that the
H o o d 's S arsaparilla p rom ises to at all; the oriole may weave strings If that's the ouly chance she has—yea! as "Th e flower is quite faded.” Its
secondary meaning, “ very,” “ to a great real evil o f the times was "the surplus K eep th e b o w els op en w ith ono o f
cu re and keep s th e prom ise.
into its nest, or It may use only dry-
— Detroit Free Press.
extent," has the authority of good population.” Jerrold nodded a hearty A y e r’s Pills a t b e d tim e . Just o n e.
grasses and horse hair; such cases only-
“ Papa, will you send me to Europe writers, though such expressions as assent, "Certainly, the surplice popula
show variations In the action of in
D e c iim n t w it h T h a n k s .
T h e M a n w ith t h e H o ! H o !
to study music?” “ No; you can study "quite young” and "quite hot” have a tion!"
stinct.
‘There's one song iu the Prodigue,”
Dribbles— Did you get a check for
I love the ringing of music of a cheery,
It
here,
and
I'll
send
you
to
Europe
to
colloquial
ring
about
them.
There
is,
But if the oriole should build a nest
hearty laugh,
however, springing up of late the slov-! cr*e*l * musical bore to Jerrold, "which that poem you scut to Blank's maga
practice.” — Houston Post.
I'or it routs the imps of worry as th# like a robin or a robin build like a
enly
practice of employing the adverb always carries me away.” "Would I zine last month?
“ Never tell a secret, dear. It would
cliff swallow, that would be a depart
Scribble«— Yes. (lot it by return mail.
breezes scatter chaff.
"quite”
with a noun—e. g „ "quite a , oould 8i“ S It!” ejaculated Jerrold.
Dribbles— For how much?
And there's not a scene of gladness ure from instinct to take note of. Or be a great breach o f confidence.”
Scribbles— Oh, not much; only three
If the whippoorwill and its allied spe- “ What must I do with It, mamma?” panic ensued." I f an adverb can mod-1
known to mortals here below
lfy a noun, where is the distinction
* GUARANTEED CURE FOR PILES
words written with a blue pencil.
Etit is made a little gladder by a merry cies in Europe should perch across the “ W ell— bring It to me!” — Madame.
druggtut will refund money it fazo o in t -
ho! ho! ho!
I limb Instead of lengthwise of It or
Father— But do you think you can between ainerb and adjective? As a | Your
Mh.NT tans to cure you in 6 to 14 days, òde*
or merriment s a singer, and laughter ! the wood duck nest in marshes and the make my daughter happy? Suitor— matter of fact, the functions of the
is his song,
marsh hawk nest In trees, then, indeed, Happy! Say. you should Just have adverb seem to be encroaching on
Growers and Im porters of A ll Kinds of
T h e L a n d o f G o ld .
And where the singer singeth the happy
Q r iis i* a n d F ie ld S e e d s
would the dead level of Instinct be vio- seen her when I proposed!— Brooklyn those o f the adjective.— Loudon Re
The Yukon territory, which pilor to
angels throng,
view.
Dry ground, deep-rooting grans seeds that
1898 formed a part of the Northwest we w ill guarantee to grow on grou d that w ill
I' or in all celestial anthems nothing ! lently wrenched. Orgunlc life in all-its Life.
produce cereals or any other kind of irrass.
forms Is flexible, the habits of all the
M acaroni W h eat.
Territory, has an area of 190,97« not
sweeter is, I trow,
Mamma— Don't lounge that way,
W ill make crop of hav and pasture all seasons
Salzer’s strain of this Wheat is the kind square miles, 190,327 being land and of ths year. Address M. J. Shields & Co.. Mos
Thau the melody that lures in a ho! ho! animals change more or less with Tommy. Sit up like a man. Tommy—
.. .____ . which laughs at droughts and the ele-
ho! ho! ho!
changed conditions, but the range of „ „
The population is esti cow , Idaho.
Why, mamma, men sit down, it s only menta and positively mocks Black Bust, 049 water.
fluctuations in the lives of the wild dogs and rabbits that sit up.— Phila- that terrible scorch!
mated at 12,000, of whom 7,200 are
iou are feeling rather weary— *tis an oft- creatures Is very limited and is always
It Is purely a mineral
delphia Press.
It ’» 8ure ° » yielding 80 bushels of finest Americans.
recorded tale—
Wheat the sun shines on per acre on good country, and has produced since 1885,
determined by nwkward circumstances
And you fancy trouble’s demons all are and not by Individual volition, as It so
Teaspout— Why are you so angry 111., l a., Mich., Wis., O., Pa., Mo., Neb.
CAN BE MADE
W ITH
camping on your trail.
with the doctor? Mrs. Teaspout — ¡lands and 40 to 60 bushels on arid lands! when the output of gold was first re
often Is in the case of man.
corded,
to
the
end
of
1903,
$97,003,500
Till you meet the man of laughter, with
When I told him I had a terrible tired
° _r“n1 u"?..’” seCta’ no tallure- Catalog
lulls all about it.
in gold. Dawson, the capital o f the
his cheery ho! ho! ho!
feeling he told me to show him my
And, some way, as you listen, all the
Yukon territory and the residential
tongue.— Exchange.
Made in all sizes and style«
haunting demons go!
and commercial center of what Is com
W rite for Catalog»
Hoax—
They
say
the
sultan
o
f
Tur
Then you vow this old planet is a place
and Prices
monly known as the '•"'■'ndlke, has a
key
scares
his
wives
nearly
to
death.
of joy and cheer.
population o f 3,500 persons of various
J
V
S
T
SENP
10c
AND
T
H
IS
NOTICE
And there’s pleasure in reflecting that
Joax— Y’ ea; I ’ ve always heard that he
nationalities, the Americans, with
you now are living here
was a harem-scarem sort of fellow.— to the John A. Salzer Seed Co., I .a Crosse, 2,450, forming 70 per cent of the total.
Wis., and they will send you free a sample
And you wouldn’t for a fortune lose your
Philadelphia Record.
Gen. A|t>.
of this Wheat and other farm seeds, to
grip on things below—
gether with their great catalog, worth
Srnlggs—
There
goes
a
man
who
has
All because you hear the music of a
313 Coram'l Blk
done much to arouse the people. JUKI.00 to any wide-awake farmer. [P. C. L.J
ringing ho! ho! ho!
Portland. Ore.
Brnaggs— Great labor agitator, eh?
The K in g o f Molluska.
Smlggs— No; manufacturer of alarm
Two angels walk upon the earth, walk
The king of mollusks lives in the In
daily to and fro,
clocks.— Chicago Ledger.
dian and South Pacific oceans. He at
The oue is clail in robe« of white, the
Mrs. Henpeek— This paper says that tains to a weight of 500 pounds, and
” I followed th.
one in garb of woe.
trail from Tesas
married women live longer than single the shell Is of the bivalve kind, and the
Bears the
The voice of one is laughter; the other's
ones. Mr. Henpeek— Heavens, wom shape is about the same as that of our Signature o f
is a sigh.
Í C / U M
Slicker, used for
an! Can’t you think of something common fresh water mussel. The gi
Joy is the one; the other woe; for souls
an overcoat when
cold, a wind coat
pleasant to talk about?— Borrowed.
of men they vie;
gantic Trldacna Is the largest niollusk
when windy, a rain coat when it rained,
Third Hail.
And the one comes running, running,
and for a cover at night if w e got to bed,
Bronchitis.— Dip a small sponge In
Freda— He claims to be related to known to have lived on the earth since
Eastern Man Visiting In the West—
and I will u v that T * have gotten more
summoned by the witching spell
the
Siltirlan
Age.
It
Is
found
on
the
methylated spirits and gently sponge yOU, and says lie can prove it. Floyd—
comfort
out t of your alicker
»lie
than any other
Has the third rail reached your town
O f the rippling notes of laughter that
one article that
owned."
r 1 ever
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the chest and throat with it several Related to me? Why that man’ s a bottom o f the »hallow parts of the
yet?
the spirit’s rapture tell;
(
Th*
B
AB
«
O
B
*
Addr«M
Of UM
Freda— Of course, but that may ocean, and the large individuals have
writer of thb ntuoilciUd Ut
While the other straight is driven from times a day. It will give almost Imme fool.
Western Man— Sure thing! We rode
ter may te had on application.)
no
longer
the
power
to
move
about.
diate
r
e
lie
f
and
help
to
clear
the
be
a
mere
coincidence.—
Illustrated
the souls It haunts below
a man out o f town on Monday, another
W e t Weather Garment» for Riding.
They lie on one side, and all about
•
Bits.
By the ringing and the singing of a ho! throat.
man on Wednesday and tbe third was
Walking, Working, or
ho! ho! ho! ho!
Sporting
Mrs. H ayrix— Them air Japs must them the corals build up until King rode out o f town to-night.— Yonkers
Th« Siam of th« Vkk
The Treatment o f Bunions.— Bun be kinder hard up for somethin’ tew Trldacna Is sometimes found in a
Statesman.
A
.
J.
T
O
W
E
R
CO.
W e all love the music of a cheery, hearty ions do not readily yield to treatment,
reed. H ayrix— Why so, Mandy? Mrs. well like hole In the coral formation.
noaro«, u.a.A.
'y T N L i C J
laugh—•
St. Nicholas.
but I have found that the following
That’s a Fact.
T O W E R C A N A D IA N
To spirits bowed with trouble ’tis a method has been successful In many H ayrix— This paper says they went
“ Capital and labor should go hand In
an’ took a lot uv Russian magazines.—
CO., Limited,
Between Friends.
heaven-given staff—
cases; A fter bathing the foot, apply Exchange.
TOKOKTO, OAKAPA
/Jgff g g j j O
Joe— You look out of sorts this mora- hand,” remarked the moralixer.
But our burdens seem so heavy as ws
this preparation: Tincture of Iodine,
"Trim,” rejoined the demoralizer, “ but
pass them In review
Nervous Old Lady (on seventh floor ing, old man; what’s wrong?
the trouble is too many men are trying
_
Fred— Oh, family trouble*.
That we often let another do the laugh- 1 one ounce; tincture of aconite (made
from the root, not the leave.), two
“ o teD -D o you know what precau-
Joe— Well, I'm sorry to hear that. to get capital without labor.”
At any rate, it’s so with me, for I ’m drama. Put the liquid on with a cam- J tlona the proprietor or the
hotel ha* Nothing serious, I hope?
$100 Reward, $ 100 .
of brittle clay,
el's-hatr brush and allow it to dry on. 1 taken against Are. Po er
es, mum,
Fred— I'm afraid it is. I had a misun-
Th e readers o f this paper w i l l be pleased to
And haply it is so with you, although I , It may be applied dally. A piece o f j be **as the jdace^nshoored^ for^twice derstandlng with my rich uncle last learn
that there it* at least one dreaded disease
^ More (rariienR and fai'iim are planted to
^
Q*£ht.
tiie t science has been able to cure In all lta
do not say;
I wool should be Inserted between the wot it’s worth.— Pittsburg Gazette.
^ hHal*er’8 8e**<la than any other In “
r "America. There I n reason for thin.
Joe— Indeed? D id you lose the ticket? nagee, and that la Catarrh, ilall'acatarrh |
And so perchance, you'll join with me, ! great toe and the one n„ t t0
a,
Frenzied Finance: The Farmer (ex
I We own over 6,000 acre.« for the pro-
________________________
Cure la tbe o n ly positive cure know n to the
kductlon of our w a r r a n te d need«,
a-
.1
....
! m ed ical fra te rn ity . Catarrh beinit a conatltu-
this one bouquet to throw
wlll help to throw the Joint In toward citedly)— Say, Mister Constubble, I've
jin order to induce you to try them, w*
e ,v e r n o t ic e l t r
tion a l di-ease, requires a conatliu tlnnal treat*
To the man who brings us blessings with ^
p make >ou the following uupia. i
Jest bln bunkered out uv every dura
cedented offer:
"
Y
e
*
,
”
remarked
th
e
mun
w
h
o
occa-
I
ment.
H
a
ll'a
ca
tarrh
cu
re
1
»
taken
In
tern
a
lly,
his ho! ho! ho! ho! ho!
,, ,
„ „ . „ . 1 1 , *,_____ , ,
actin g d ir e c tly upon the blood and mucoua
cent!
The
Policeman
(irritably)—
Well,
Foe
IB Omni* Pomtpmid
— New Y'ork Times.
* . ° n . „ e,S OUt 0D ^ aD a d d ib le th ou gh t, . >urlace, 0 ( the system, thereby destroying the
1 10OO Karly. Meillum anti LateCabbo«««,
Onions for Colds.— Do all mothers don't holler to me, you come-on! I It IS.
1*2000 Pint 2nlry I urn Ip«,
I fou n d ation o f the dlaeaae, and g iv in g the
'«OOO HliMklsi Celery,
"W hat ’ti* that I»?” queried the party ‘ lent strength by bmlldini up the constitution
know bow valuable onions are a9 a ain’t no magazine publisher!— Tuck.
B o u n d to K e e p t h e G ir l.
tOOO lclet» N ullt Letture,
ti,
. „ i u . . . , •.
v
and assisting nature in doing its work. The
1 0 0 0 S p le n d id ò n ic i. « ,
th „he rubber habit.
J proprietors have so much faitn in Its curative
Mrs. Suburb—J think Mrs. Lawnmow remedy for children's colds? Never be
Mrs. Watkyns— Henry, 1 want a dol with
UNIO Kare Laaeinu« ItadUhe*,
1000 U lo r l« u « ly ltr .ll» ...t H o w « r * .
powers
th
at
th
ey
otter
One
H
undred
liollars
“ It is easier to cut an acquaintance
must have a girl at last.
without onions in the house, and also lar this morning. Mr. Watkyns— Great
Above “even package* contain oiifll- '
for any case th at it falls to cure. Send for list
Mr. Suburb— Why?
dent *eetl to grow 10.000 plant*, fur-
oil of some kind. Camphorated oil Is Caesar, woman! I>o you think that I lhan it Is to carve a steak with a restau o f testim onials.
niching t»ii«h e l« of* b r illia n t
rant knife,” explained the noisy thinker.
Address.
F. J. C H E N E Y A CO., Toledo, O.
Mrs. Suburb— I hear her giving some generally the first remedy to use upon
flo
w e r « ami lots and Iota of cimice
am made of money? When you want
Bold by druggists. 7fic.
vegetable*, together with our great
one a lesson on the piano.
catalog,telling all about Flowers,
the appearance of a cold. Warm a lit large amounts you ought to let me f l T Q Permanently Cured. No fits or nervousness
H a ll's F am ily F ills are the best.
Hone*, Binali Fruito, etc., all for
tle and oil the chest and back (as tbe know 24 hours In advance.— Somer- 1 I I 0 alter first day's use of Ilr. Kline's 11 real Nerve
ite in 8tamp* and this n otice.
Restorer. Send for F r e e s t trial bottle and treatise.
Big 140 page catalog alone, 4c.
T h o s e K it u iitii N a m e s.
lungs come as near to the back as to I v l||e j ournal.
Dr. K. H. Kline, Ltd.,931 Arch St., Philadelphia, Pa.
JOHN A. SAUER SEED CO,
Crimsonbeak— Is it wrong to talk!
the chest), then oil the Dose and soles
r.o.L. La e r o » « « , W la.
Irate Employer— See here, you young
It is unlawful in France for any per with the mouthful?
of the feet. This will often be all that
Rip Van Winkle, I only hired you yes son to give solid food to infants that
Yeast—
Why.
certainly
It
la.
Is necessary; but if It is not, make an
terday; and I believe, 011 my soul, are under one year old, miles* on the
"W ell, how Is a man to talk about
onion syrup by slicing raw onions and
you've been asleep around here ever prescription of a physician.
those Russian generals, then?
You
covering them well with sugar, and
aince! Sleepy Joe— That's what
I
The Russian government has estab- can t apeak their names without hav-
putting them in the oven until they
though you wished, air. Here's your fished half a dozen model farms for the IbX a mouth full!— Yonkers Statesman,
are well shriveled up and the Jutce ex
advertisement; “ Wanted— An office cultivation of cotton in different parti
7T
~
"
tracted, then give a teaspoon occasion
M
The One Exception.
boy, not over 16; must sleep on the of Turkestan.
Columbus, Ohio, May ao, 1903.
ally.
For older children make the
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i Muggfl— 1 lie Chines« claim to have in-
Six years ago I had a severe attack of
premises."— New Orleans Tlmes-Dem-
By counting the hairs on a square inch Tented nearly everything,
Inflammatory Rheumatism. Iw aslaidu p syrup
8-v ruP of
ot treacle
lre" c,e by slicing
" llcln* up
UP an onion ocrat.
of the human scalp, a Frenchman has
Buggs— Well, judging by the way they
in bed for six months, and the doctors I '‘ "d PUtt'nB It to boll In half a cup of
estimated that the number of hairs on the wear their hair, they didn’t invent foot-
had did me no good. They changed med- golden syrup. When the onion la well
K e n t u c k y M o u n t a i n S c h o o ls .
head of the average man is 127,1)20.
ball.
icines every week and nothing they pre- cooked, strain, and give a teaspoonful
Teaching school in the Kentucky
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I
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scribed seemed to help me. Finally I be- nf
0f the syrup
ayrup as needed. I f the cold mountains has never been easy work,
ecribed
H a i l H e c n T h e r e H c f ,ir e .
For bronchial troudes try Piso’s Cure
ean the
theuseofS.S.
^an
use of S. S. S. My knee and elbow sepml
geems very tight, roast onions, then lay and It is a question whether the long-
Meescnger Boy Here's a package fo r for Consuniiitioit. It is a y.H.d rough
r p r o swollen
CTTri PT1 TPrnhlV
O M M at
O f one
OT1#»
'
^
loints n were
terribly, and
..
. __.
m ed icin e . A t d ru g g is ts , p ric e 25 cents.
who strives mentally . T0», 8ir-
time my joints were so swollen and pain- thera
n naP ^ n and P°ur warm oil suffering
_______ _ dominie
_
Wedderly— So? What is it?
ful that I could not close them when over thorn, ana put on the child n anj physically with the fresh, uncut-
.lu s t C a u g h t.
Messenger Boy— I ’m not sure, sir, but
opened. I was so bad that I could not chest. This should always be tried In tured native product that is brought
Husband— I don't believe that fish i*
„
.
.
.
.
.
.
,
1
think
it’s
a
birthday
present
vour
wife
move knee or foot. I was getting discour- severe cases.
under his care, does not at least bear order<id for yotl at 8 mith's jewelry store, fresh.
aged, you may be sure, when I began S. S.
___________________ -
Young Wife— Nonsense! It’s just out
off with him at the eiul of the term a j
Wedderly— Oh, very well. Just leave
S., but as I saw it was helping me I contin-
To Trade W ith Mexico,
of the ocean. I'm sure. It smells just
diploma
that
would
admit
him
at
any
the
bill
and
tell
Smith
I'll
send
him
a
n edit.aad to-d aylam asd u n d wellman
Accordln(f t0 curreut reports. Can
like salt water at low fide.
time to all the glories and privileges of check for the amount to-morrow.
and have never had a return of the disease
‘
'
S. S. S. purified my blood and cured me a,' a 19 making a strong effort to build martyrdom. In a land famous for its
In proceeding to explain the use* of
Th* C H A T H A M
F A N N IN G
TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY
o f this severe case of Rheumatism after UP a large trade with Mexico. The faiuiiy feuds, abundantl} familiar with
an incubator a London school teacher
M IL L , with Sacking attachment,
everything ^else
bad
failed.^
I
havereo-
Canadian
government
haa
«greed
to
¿^"''seductions
of^
"m
itigh
in
e.”
and
t
X
"
'
meBm.Z,‘*7nin
fo™!:^
asked
her
class:
“
In
what
other
way
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D C T A U L L I '/ u o
V ».
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at I
i ~ i * i ' " i t u r 111 ■ * 11 ■ y ti n ; i t . -s
w ill clean and grad: all kinds of
commended it to others with good r » give an annual subsidy of « 200.000 In pnshln_ lta poiltlcs to th,. verge of rev-1 ,ir"v'
could an egg lie hatched tinnì by putting
'* "n ’ »< h b"8 xtc.
Grain and Seeds. T h e only machine
suits.
it
under
a
ben?"
A
brigl,t
pupil
replied:
J ournalist.
m aaAn
^
“ ollltion. fractabillty in man or Itoy is
N apoleon'. W e . o f Jo
that has screens and rid lies made
135SML VemonAve.
subsidy o f «'JOn.ono In silver, for a new „„t"*'characW rlaOc tra lt^ Nelther^are
The worst recommendation that any "You might put it under a duck.”
especially for cleaning grain on (he
The poisonous acids that produce the In- «team «hip
service between Mexico and the
appiianres for teaching
numerous
man could have in Napoleon’s eyes
wa*
Mother»,
,01 And Mrs. W inslow's so,.thing
Coast. T o convince you that thii
flammation and pain are absorbed into the Canadian port«, both
on the Atlantic
or
The first achools had no to be a newspaper writer. Shortly after Byrup th* be» t remedy to u** for their children
Grain Cleaner is as reoresrn'ed I w ill
blood and Rheumatism can never be con- and I’aclflc oceans
text books whatever, and instead of the 18th Brumaire, Table de I’Arade, <*ur*n* the teelking period.-----
send you one on 30 days’ free trial
tjuered till these are neutralized and fil-
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paper, smooth boards of white wood 'rho was always a favorite with the
L syln g up Treasures
and w ill pay the freight.
tered out of the blood and system. S. S. S.
Boxed.
The third hank of Japan received a
goes directly into the circulation and at-
They were returning from a husking were used, with the Juice o f oakhalls Emperor, solicited an appointment for
W r it e m e fw our De,criptiv< Cat
for Ink. To-day tlie equipment o f the 0D<‘ ° f bis acquaintances.
deposit o f 3.ISS) yen, which will remain
tacks the disease itself. It purifies and re- ^
alogue and “ on tim e ” proposition
•tores the blood to a healthy, vigorous
log
school
houses
that
dot
the
creeks]
"W
h
at
has
he
done?"
asked
Napo-
for
250
years,
from
G.
Abe,
dealer
In
“ And were there any red ears?"
— it w i I in tern you.
condition. It contains no potash, alkali or
and nestle among the hills o f the Appa-1 l«>n. "H e has been a Journalist, a
coal an.l coke at Tokyo.
The bank
other strong min- asked the friend.
a
giver
of
advice,
a
regent
has
contracted
to
pay
tin*
sum
of
erals, but ia” guar-
“ Oh. yes." responded the girl in the la b la n wilderness has not undergone rensnrer,
a n te e d entirely gingham dress. " I had two when pa a very marked advance over those first o f sovereigns, s tutor o f nations. The 1._*< S . 4 1 1 , 1 y e n at the eml o f 250
of the depositor
vegetable, iWrita caught that city fellow kissing m e ” — primitive conditions; while the native Bicetre is the fittest place for people years. ” The
'u- father
'
Drpt. 11
Portland, Or«fon
, human type Is still characterized by o f that stamp." Suppose Napoleon was a Jinrikisha man, mid he himself
«a and oar p h y s i Kennebec I Me.) Journal.
cians will advias
tha old-time carelessness, uonchalance, lived to-ilay. with his every thought was an Ice boy some twenty years ago.
withoat any
and acorn for the trammel» of latter- anticipated in tbe newspapers! Some Lately the fattier lost a ship in a
M ach the E asier Task,
charge whatever,
good newspaper advice might have storm. The ship had been Insured for
P. N. U.
8o. 11 1 «05
"Mary, my love, thing, are ao beast day civil Isa tlon.
Onr book on R h e »
saved him In the Russian campaign 3.000 yen. The money received from
ly bad, don't yon think you might bava
m a tia m seat free.
I f you can't go to call on a friend and later at Waterloo.— New York the insurance company was deposited ( v i f l l K N w r it in g t o s d Y « r t l a « n p l e « M |
a try at making your s>wn clothes?”
j iV
m **n ilon t h is p » p « r .
I
Tka Swift S p a lt « Cawpsay, A tl.aU , fta,
|o behalf of his posterity.
“ O George, pet, I don’ t think I ’m without finding a clue, stay at home. Tress.
I
f
you
can't
walk
up
street
without
clever enough for that, but I ’ll tell
you what; I ’ll hava a try at making " ~ ln* a rlu,‘ ' ,hrow I«'" - * * ''' int"
p* PISO S CURE FOR ^
y o u r e r — Modem Society.
. riT' r Tbe worl'1 wo,,ld '*** br‘ t* r n *
___________
! with every susplclons-mlnded person
ln lim«. Sold br dr
Tha way o f tha traoagraaaor U bard out O f It. and he ahoilllln't wait till ro to r mors caoJs brlvMrr o n * faster rolor, thae MW ollirr dvr. One fOt pa k,._, colirs »¡Hi, wool and rollon equally well and I*
C O N S U M P T IO N
«"
- • « bla frianda.
the lea on tha river melta, either.
K 3 T*2 d
dhlg
P',M‘ " ,0t *
Wriu ,or ,rM
»• * « •
NO
REASO N SH O W N BY
BIRDS.
Tired Feeling
A
C h e rry
P e cto ra l
H ood’s Sarsaparilla
and Pills
for
Night Coughs
M . %!• S H I E L D S A C O .
$25 Per Day
Austin Well Drills
BEALL i Co.
C For A Infants
S TO
R IA
and Children.
The Kind You Have Always Bought
On the Trait
•with a Fish Brand IV^ sh '^ rand
Pommel Slicker
[10,000P lan ts fo r I6c .
SM
Clean Your Grain
FOR SEED
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GEO. W. EOOTT
PUTNAM
FADELESS
DYES