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r \ W a s h in g t o n i JIM AND c o u n t y h a t c h e t . JO H N . C H I L R R liX 'S COLUM N. Jim and John were townsmen and chums, and went out to see base ball. It was a red hot alternoou, and the bleechers were DEPARTM ENT FOR L IT T L E ike frying pans at breakfast time. Jini BOYS AND GIRLS. had a bald head and John had a crick in the back They sat for an underdone roast “ uShe*I.a.t everything. Jim 's bald S o m e t h i n g t h u t \ V ( l I n t e r e s t t h e J u shining mark, like a Crass door v*ft'<«r (V j /< v e n ile M em b er* o f E v e r y H o u s e h o ld •i i'll kiM; nerve sharp, from —Q u a i n t A c t i o n * u n d B r i g h t S a y i n g * j r • ^ ' ' ^ i 1 ■ * . y T V ’ Ê 9 $ fnrr ! r the s*K>t uml ploughed a him - J in *'a eves and fact* o f M u u y C u te « n d C u n n in g C h ild r e n . 1 ^ 1 ?, ke,a suLk owl’s,an d John laughed. He laughed an hour straight along. Tlie game ran lafe into tw ilight. Meanwhile A B o y ’* V a c a t i o n . John ha,1 , bed his coat, and a cool dam p L ittle Tommy Doodle and his m other Urait got in its w,.rk on his back. The tim e spent a week came to leave, but John couldn’t. He rtmldn t l>end or get up. Lumbago had set A t G rau'pa Doodle’s farm , w here Tom my tum bled in the creek in, in its worst form. He laughs best who aughs last and Jim had revenge. But Ami got hi* lungs so full of w et he they got down town to Jim ’s room, when couldn't get his breath th a t 'ben n! * “ T “ * 1 lf *«» be found ne said. ••Here's something ail those ath- ’Till poor old G ran'm a Doodle had been ■etes use for hurts and ailments, and it’s cost a s u h ,,'? 11 bl; Kro'vn a t th e sam e frightened m ost to death. u a t, as b etter m achinery for ’h * ^ * 1. k»owu cure for lame back.” He rubbed It on Jo h n ’s back and some on his own head. They were both feeling cured l i e ate some poison berries th a t he found em plojed than formerly. Some and comfortable from the use of St. Jacobs along the lane; y e a rs beans bring tw ice as much as tin, which Jim always kept in a handy I t took a doctor half the night to soothe place. He was a sport him self anil knew aw ay the pain. what was best. They went to bed. Joint laughed in his sleep. Both rose in the H e tried to ride a "kicky” colt—a risky thing to do— morning fresh as daisies; then J ini laughed ’T w as quite a little while before they real at John. T h I 0 . n reV C nt “ H<,r8e Kicking. Tlie illustration show s a device to ly brought him to. he used where a horse kicks his stable N e b ra s k a '* N ew U a llo t L a w . companion. It is made from one-inch The new b allo t law of N eb arsk a, l i e stuck a stick into a hive of bees—oh, sorry day! galvanized iron tubing. The tw o cor passed last w in ter by th e leg islatu re, is ners are screwed together w ith a re causing some confusion, as it revolu-. H e couldn’t see a thing until the swelling w ent away. tu rn coupler. Pins go through holes tionizes th e m an n er of a rra n g in g th e in th e upper ends and are attach ed to ballots. T he tick ets w ill be p rin te d in H e teased the goat to see if it w as cross as he had heard; separate colum ns, w ith a p icto rial d e They had to work with hiia aw hile before vice a t tlie head, and n o t a sin g le col he spoke a word. um n, w ith th e nam es of th e can d id a tes arranged alp h a b e tic a lly , as heretofore. And then he climbed a cherry tree— just like a boy—and fell The choice of judges an d cle rk s of elec tion is also vested in th e county ju d g es. And H i ke his arm , and—aakes alive! you ought ’a’ heard him yell. T h e changes are so rad ical as to create a fear of tro u b le a t th e N ovem ber elec Ills m other took him back to tow n to get a little rest. tion. B u t Tommy says of all his life th a t week w as fa r the best. S P /i, II* » -- H am ly C u r r i e r . illu s tra tio n Is pre- j in tlie hope t h a t so m e o n e w ay listed lu lig h te n in g th e f a r m lu- Uy the use of tills e n s ila g e o r ma- ■ carrier. T h e illu s tra tio n Is ta k e n .Karin, Field a n d F ire sid e . G G G ftraik of iron su ch a s 1« u sed for I doors, and F a c a r fo r c a rry in g foanure or en silag e. F a s te n th e ■ securely to th e c e ilin g e ith e r j or behind th e cow s, a c o rd in g os ■ desired for use in fe e d in g or in i cleaning, ru n n in g it th e w hole 1 or clear a ro u n d th e s ta b le ns is I convenient, th e c a r r ie r b e in g so ■traded th a t th e w h eels w ill tu rn ¡curve in th e tra c k . F o u r c a rrie r els are bolted in p a irs to th e blocks. Land hung to th e tra c k , th e blocks ting close to tlie tr a c k to p re v e n t Irteels jum p in g off. T h e s e blocks |bolted to a h e av y sc a n tlin g , B B, r them, to co n n ect th e m a single tooly being used in e ach block, th u s ring the w heels to tu r n th e c u rv e (track as re fe rre d to a b o v e . D is isbar above th e c a r a n d to w hich (car F is h u n g by rods, II II, th e r ends of th e ro d » h o o k in g Into i near th e b o tto m of th e car. ! may b a rod fro m th e c ro s sb a r Dthe back en d of th e c a r to ste a d y Inti! ready to d u m p , w h ich c a n be i easily by sim p ly u n h o o k in g th is C is a h eavy sw iv e l c o n n e c tin g |iimber betw een th e tw o p a irs o f ( ,ccouJi>!iuyiug -!T - r -.B- ° s - ' i I CONVENIENT B A R N C A R K I E R . i and tlie c ro s s b a r I>. B y th e i the c a r c an be e a sily m oved In rdirection ui>on tlie tra c k . R o v in g T u r k e y s . iJock of ro v in g tu r k e y s m a y not itheir ow ner a g re a t d e a l If bis P>bors are p a tie n t a n d u n co m p lain - bwple. o th e rw ise th e y m a y cost |u lawsuit a n d d a m a g e s, or, a t le a st 'lot of u u n eig h b o rly feelin g . On ■theory th a t tu r k e y s ca n g e t th e ir 1 living and a r e n o t g r e a t e a te rs, I ire too o ften le ft w h o lly to th e ir Ifwourccs. T h is n e g le c t le a d s th e m iiuilpr fa r a n d w id e fo r food, to ■Itdepredations In n e ig h b o rs' gar- Nmd truck p a tc h e s, to fa ll a p rey » w rath fu l s tr a n g e r 's c lu b or dog, tfhajis to c h a n g e h o m es to th a t of a pt who t r e a ts ids p o u ltry w K h I'er generosity. I t Is good policy, it tliis season, to k eep fa ith fu l Footer the flocks, to n o tic e w h ere T roam in th e d a y tim e a n d w h ere May at n ig h t, a n d w h e n e v e r th e y r about th e p re m ise s to m ak e F" with th e m by th r o w in g o u t a * W i- T h e tu r k e y cro p w ill not until T h a n k sg iv in g , b u t it w ill Ml to c u ltiv ate It now .—F a r m Jo u r- Hot Weather M ilk C a n . Mo is h ere sh o w n th a t h a s been ' Praised a s a b o t w e a th e r m ilk It Is closed tig h t a n d capped o v e r a t th e top, so th a t it w ill not sp ill th e fluid even if u p se t. T h e pic tu r e sh o w s a sec- b tlo n o f th e inside. 1/S i T h e tig h tly cover- y f \ ed fu n n e l - sh a p e d / V re c e p ta c l e p r o je c tin g d o w n into th e ca n c o n ta in s en o u g h J c e o r Ice w a te r to k ee p th e m m ilk cool a t th e sa m e tim e t h a t it -■ 1 . 1 V c p re v e n ts th e milk »U.K CA a n . king sh a k e n a n d c h u rn e d a b o u t •rh as it o th e rw is e w ould be, th u s It to k eep sw e e t longer. ) t S S ITEMS INTEREST. A T a le o f T w o B e a r * . T aking off th e h a t o r cap as a sign of reverence or respect was m en tio n ed in th e tim e of Caesar. In L arn e county, K e n tn k y , it is said th a t C h arles W illia m s h as grow n a bunch of w h ite blackberries. I t is said th a t in th e b est d is tric ts of HOLDBACK IN STABLE. C hina th e tea crop w ill av erage from th e woodwork of the stall. A cord is 800 to 400 pounds p er acre. Bears have been so th ic k around fasten ed to the device for raising or low ering as required. When not in Idaho th a t it lias been said th e re w as a use it is raised and is well out of the bear for every bushel. w ay o f everything. In use, it does not Over 4,000 frozen ra b b its are a n In terfere at all w ith th e a n im al’s n u ally exported to th e L ondon m a rk e ts movem ents, except to prevent bis be from V icto ria, A u stra lia . ing too free w ith his feet and legs.— T h e one th in g for w h ich lace p a p er O range Judd Farm er. m ay be used and be considered good form on a ta b le is for cheese. P lo w in g for W h eat. W hen [flowing for w heat it will be M arriage a t m id n ig h t, th e cerem ony b e tte r to let the iflow go deep, then h a r being p e rfo rm e d ^ y a coroner, is th e last row tine, fallow ing w ith a land roller, K ansan e c c en tricity rep o rted . w hich will leave the surface in excel T he te a p la n t is said by C hin ese lent shape for the drill. The seed can w rite rs to have been c u ltiv a te d in th a t lie p u t In deep and the land may again country from at least 8,000 B. C. be rolled w ith advantage, hut th e most T he gossam er iron m ade a t Sw ansea, im p o rtan t of all is the plowing and harrow ing. Some farm ers object to W ales, is so th in th a * 4,800 p lates a re deep plowing, ns they claim th a t the needed to m ake an inch of th ic k n e ss. fertilizer is kept nearer the surface, N ear A lv o rd , Iow a, a can of stam ps an d th a t loss occurs of plant food d u r w hich w ere stolen from th e postoffice ing th e w inter, but w here the subsoil at L ester, in th a t sta te , tw o years ago, is com pact there will be no loss from w as plowed u p recen tly . deep plowing when a th rifty crop oc cupies the soil. Deep plowing also les sens the liability of the p lan ts being th ro w n out by frost, especially lf th e M rs . C h a s . K in g ’s E x p e r ie n c e . roller is used. A w o m an ’s body Is th e re p o sito ry o f N o M ore R u n a w a y H o r se * . th e m ost d e lic a te m echanism , a n d y e t L et not the most tim orous of her sex m o st w om en w ill fe a r any longer to handle th e reins. le t It g e t o u t o f L e t not the vision of a horse te a rin g o rd e r ju s t a s if iilllll . n i n i l l r ilm v n flip m adly down th e i t w e re o f n o co n road any longer ■ il 'd seq u en ce. T h e ir affright her. Mr. 1 'b a c k s a c h e ,h e a d s Z lm m erniann, o f th r o b a n d b u r n ; Paris, w ith w h a t th e y h a v e w a n d e r ¡seems to be p a rtic in g p ain s, now h e re u lar consideration a n d now th e r e ; e x for th e fem inine p erien ce e x tre m e fears, h as invented , la ssitu d e , t h a t an a p p a ra tu s w ar- d o n ’t-c a re a n d „ ran ted to stop th e ! w a n t-to -b e -le ft- <jf ¡11 \ J a lo n e fe e lin g , e x sh ut » o ff his a ir . u,,,,I career of the horse most e a r c ita b ility , ir r ita b ility , n erv o u sn e ss, nestly bent upon ru n n in g aw ay. sleep lessn ess, a n d th e b lu es, y e t d o It looks som ew hat like a woven w ire n o th in g to h e lp th em selv es. T h e se muzzle. It extends over th e h o rs e s indicave w om b com plications. face from ju s t above the m outh to ju s t L y d ia E. P in k h a m 's V e g e ta b le Com over the nose. It is connected by p o u n d w ill reliev e a ll th is tro u b le . ban d s w ith the reins. W hen th e fiery M rs . C has . K ino , 1815 R osew ood steed begins to go a little too m errily, S t., P h ila d e lp h ia , P a ., say s:— th e rein operating the muzzzle Is seized “ I h a d b earin g -d o w n fe e lin g s, b a c k an d th e anim al's nostrils a re th ereb y ache, b u rn in g se n sa tio n in m y sto m com pressed, while his m outh Is closed. ach, c h ills, h e a d ach e, a n d a lw a y s h a d H e may take th e hit betw een bto teeth b la c k sp eck s befo re m y eyes. I som e or not ju s t as he pleases, but w ith th e tim e s h a d fo u r a n d five f a in tin g sp e lls prospect of im m ediate suffocation be a day. I h a d sev e ra l d o cto rs, a n d tr ie d fore him he a b a te s his speed and con m an y p a te n t m edicines. I com m enced sen ts to bo driven a t the ra te w hich to ta k e L y d ia E. P in k h a m ’s V e g e ta b le Com pound, a n d I n e v e r h a d a n y th in g his d riv e r chooses. give m e th e re lie f t h a t i t h as. X c a n F a r m N o te s. tr u th f u l ly say Jt h a s c u re d m e .” What Neg]ect_ Leads To. IV & Lvery fa™1 tias a Place for 8heep th a t no other stock can till. Food wisely fed will alw ay s come back doubled If fed to a good anim al. “Complete Manhood It 1« poor economy to keep young stock unless it is kept growing every ll M ake It a rule to sell as little feed ns possible and to buy as little as pos- How to Attain I t ” A W onderful N e w M edical Book, w ritte n for Men O nly. One copy n m ay be had free. sealed In plain envel- ope, on application applic 9 Thorm .gb grubbing Is th e su re st w ay of g ettin g rid of elder, sa s sa fra s an d P Teach"thn; young horses to w alk well and a good foundation is laid fo r the H a rn e ss t h a t F i t . fflForr w an t o f sufficient m oisture a iT‘‘r a w o rk in g h o rse Is sold ness it h a s b e e n a c c u sto m e d to t ^ e m ay starv e w ith its ro o t. In th e Ik, if at a ll a lit, sh o u ld la* sold “ ' A l w a v s C l i the plow sh a rp : It This Is esp e c ia lly tr u e o f th e m a ^ s b etter w ork and is easier for »ntinst w h ich th e pull m ostly both th e team and plow m an. If th ere a r e in e q u a litie s in th e * " 5 le a d v an ta g e In using th e d rill or a re p ro b a b ly c a llu se s to * ^ 1 sow er is th a t the seed w ill be D,I on th e h o rs e 's sh o u ld e r a n d A new h a rn e s s , th o u g h It m ay d A* n i’h rd a X T e id eof'V oats can nearly ^ fit all r ig h t, m a y b e a r h a rd e r always be given t* .th ey eanling colt. not p ro p e rly to u g h e n e d by . t i | a ti'iip w ith benefit. , , * lth th e co llar. In a s ta b le j “ ‘w h e n th e tool* and Im plem ents a re P #r*,‘ should h a v e Its o w n collar, . an-av be *ore th a t tney art? _B*e each a n im a l h a s becom e l*n th e o n e h e h a s b een m ost to w e a rin g . row N a v y B ea n s, ne cro p g ro w n In th is conn lever u p to th e d e m a n d , a n d Ite n a v y b e a n s. A s m any beans can be fro w n per OF d ltlo n .—F a rm e rs' Union. ERIE MEDICALO)., SS «tasara S t. bu ffa lo BASE BILL G O O DS , n . y . Special Ritos TO C U 'I I S . \ \ e c a r r r th * m n « t c o m p l e te lin e of G y m n a s i u m a n d A t h l e t i c G o u d a o n t h e C o a s t. SUITS AVI* UNIFORMS MAOfc TO ORDER. •tend lo r O n r A t h le t ic c a t a lo g u e . W IL L a F IN C K C O .. a tS -S R O M a r k e t S t .. S . e *, r r a n e l e e o . C a l. I - i i i « ihUJrv. «-thing 1« «-»a** « wind m llr.**d I. d :^ .|L V — .iiy • -----r”"r 4 a | nty “ a » d , * ceesi f th.> twl r«n«l» foe (tiarrpam » t o j o T It m S - J s S A A . - . . . . . . *J Once upon a tim e tw o b e a rs lived to g e th e r in a hollow tre e . I t w a s a long tim e liefore an y w h ite n en cam e to th is co u n try , an d th e b e a rs w e re a g re a t a n d p o w erfu l race. O ne o f th e se b e a rs w as a handsom e fellow , a n d he liked to go v isitin g anil to lie In th e sun a n d to en t d in n e r reg u larly . T h e o th e r b e a r w as a q u ie t fellow , a n d m o st of his frie n d s sa id th a t he w a s v e ry stu p id . E v ery d ay w hile his b ro th e r lolled c o m fo rta bly u n d e r a g ooseberry b u sh he w ould go o u t in to th e f o r e s t.a n d find a huge oak. T hen he w ould sta n d up on his hin d legs an d s c ra tc h th e ro u g h b a rk w ith his claw s u n til th e y w ere as sh a rp a s needles. I t w as h a rd w ork, a n d th e o th e r Itear lau g h ed a t him fo r doing It. •’W h a t’s th e use o f sh a rp e n in g y o u r c la w s? ” he ask ed . “G a m e ’s p le n ty ,” a n d th e n he w ould go b ack to sleep ag a in . T h a t w in te r w a s lo n g a n d cold, a n d w h en th e tw o b ears eanve o u t of th e hollow tre e in th e sp rin g th ey w e re b o th th in au d h u n g ry a u d cross. T h e h an d so m e fellow w e n t dow n to th e creek au d trie d to c a tc h som e fish fo r d in n er, b u t th e Ice w a s so th ick a n d slip p ery th a t Ills d u ll claw s m ad e no Im pression on It. A little la te r h is b ro th e r cam e dow n and (lug n hole n e a r th e w a te rfa ll an d c a u g h t a g re a t m nny fish an d a te them . T h e h an d so m e b e a r, w ho w a s Inith cross au d h u n g ry , beg an to grum ble. “I n ev er h a v e an y lu ck ,” he said . “Y ou're th e lucky one o f th e fam ily .” “L u c k ,” said th e o th e r, w ho w a s feel ing co m fo rta b le a f t e r a fu ll d in n er. “I t w a sn ’t luck n t all. I sh a rp e n e d m y c la w s la s t fa ll w hile you w ere sleeping In th e su n sh in e .” A B o y S h o u ld L e a r n To let c ig a re tte s alone. T o be kind to all an im als. To be m an ly an d co u rageous. T o ride, row , shoot a n d sw im . T o build a fence scientifically. To fill th e w oodbox e v ery n ig h t. To I k * g en tle to Ills little sisters. To sh u t doors w ith o u t slam m ing. T o sew on a b u tto n a n d d a rn n sto log. To do e rra n d s p ro m p tly an d c h e e r fu lly . To sh u t th e door In w in te r to keep the cold out. To sh u t doors in su m m e r to keep th e flies out. T o w a sh d ish es a n d m ak e h is bed w h e n n ecessary . T o h av e a dog if possible an d m a k e a co m panion of him . $200022 A r t« * l* n W a t e r In S a h a r a . O ne of th e m ost im p o rta n t resu lts of th e E g p v tia n ex p ed itio n u p th e N ile h a s been th e discovery th a t by sin k in g deep w ells w ater m ay be found in th e | d e sert in m an y places w h ere its pres- | ence h ad n o t been suspected. N o t only | w ill th is g iv e a secure b asis fo r rnili- | ta ry o p eratio n s, b u t it is possible th a t w a te r m ay be found in sufficient q u a n titie s to serve for irrig a tio n , in w hich i case tn e S ah ara m ay lie tu rn e d in to a ¡ flower g arden. Its a rid ity com es front no m a te ria l s te rility of th e soil, b u t sim p ly from lack of m o istu re. ALM OST IN SID E Schilling's Best tea is the best you can get for anything like the money it costs. 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