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W A S H IN G T O N G R O W IN G O LD « Thr following beautiful poem by nn an* £ now u writer is sent by S. 1*. A. o f Au burn. X. V.. to i New York paper: ftoftly, O aoftly. the yearn have swept by the**. Touching thee lightly with teodereat can*. Sorrow and death they have often brought nigh the Yet they have left the** but beauty to w*ar. 4jrowing «»Id gracefully» tiraeefully fair. f a r from the storm* that ure lanhiug the ocean. Nearer each day to the pleasaut home light; Far from the waves that are big with commotion, Under full sail and the harbor in sight. Growing old gracefully, Cheerful and bright. f*nst all the winds that were adverse and chilling. Past all the islands that lured thee to rest. I*nst all the currents that lured thee un willing /ar from any course to the land of the blest. « rowing old gracefully, Peaceful and blest. Never a feeling o f envy or sorrow When the bright faces of children are se**u; Never a »ear from the young wouldst thou borion — Thou dost remember what lieth be* tween; tirowing old willingly, 'i liankfill, serene. Rich m ex]x*i‘ieii(*e that angels m.ght covet. Kich in a faith that hath growu with the years. Rich in a love that grew from and above it. ¿toothing thy sorrows and hushing thy fea rs. Growing old wealthily, f>*ving and dear. Hearts at tin* sound of thy coining are lightened. Rend* and willing ihy ha ml to relieve* Bfany h face at thy kind word has bright cm d. -lt is ¿nore blessed to give than re ceive.** * Growing old happily, t'easing to grieve. Ryes that grow dim to earth and its glorv Have a sweet reeon<|MMise youth eamiot know; Ears thin grow dill! to the world and its atoiy. liriiiK the s4»ngs that from Paradise flow Growing old graciously, 1 Purer than snow. TWO BAGS AM) __ A BLUNDER. “ Ye*. *lr: No. ZH.75- Brown lint-box! T h ere you nre. sir! 1 tfiluk you'll find that all tigh t!" Hani.Merry litnl gixxl ground* for lay in g iinpliiiHli on the Hecond word in the last sentence. a* Col. Sowcrby took the hat-box from hi* Ini ml* with u *nrly «ru n t mid waddled off down the plat form . Ham Imd made so muuy mistake* o f late that III* mate* in the l.eft Lu g gage office had dtlldied him "Blunder ing Hum.” H ow ever. Hum wu* o f a hopeful <1 I k |> 0*11loll, and It would take a very long run o f 111 lin k to *huke hi* faith In the future. H e Imd a wonderful way in getting Into hot «a le r . lint a far more «u n d e r fill one o f blundering out again. “ You do « e l l to *|M‘iik caiitlonaly. Ham." lem arked one o f Id* fellow - elerk*. “ Are you sure you didn't give the old buffer n niuuglc or a feather bed f ’ “ iam ^li away, you fello w *," retorted Ham -herfully. " I MiniII hluuder Into a fortune one o f these day*." “ O f course, you know," remarked an other. “ there'* every exeuwe for Sam! W hen a fellow '* head over ear* In love, be cau't In- e.x|x*'tixl to*— ” The *|*'ukcr suddenly dropped the tmlijeet a* the purple face o f old Col. Howerhy appeared at the window “ Here, you!" lie roared Htninplng hi* fool the itouty om-, a* luek would have It—and glarlug at Id* nudlenee with a liidlerous attempt at dignity. “ Where I* the confounded Jncka** who dareil to play till* trick on me? You, you Idiot!” he continued. singling out the unlucky Ham; “ what do yon mean by It. ■Ir? What I* you mime?" "W hat I* the matter'.'" faltered Ham. “ Isn’t that your property?" “ My property. *ir!" roared the Indtg- mint old warrior, diving 111* hand Into the hmt-liox. and pmduelug therefrom a w ig o f the moat tlery hue |*i**lhly the l>ro|ierty o f a traveling comedian. “ My priqx-rty. sir? In*** it look like It?" And a* the Infuriated colonel removed bl* hat to wl|ie hi* perspiring forehead. Ham wa* obliged to admit that It did not look like It. No w ig In the world would have stood against the aggress- Ive bristle'* on the head o f the Anglo- Indian. In a few minute* Ham hml dlseoverod the colonel's hat-box. and hauded It o ver with an a|x>lugy. “ Don't a|M>loglie to me. ■Ir.’” stormed the colonel as he stumped aw ay. " I 'll report jo lt, sir! By the Great Mogul, I 'll report you !" I.Ike a dutiful lover. Hutu mentioned this little affair to his sweetheart In the eveulug Hally took a very gloomy trlew o f the situation. “ It's another blunder, o f course. Sal ly ," ad'nit ted Ham: ‘‘but It’s useless meeting trouble half w ay.“ “ A re you sure these mistakes are all the result o f accldenta?” asked Sally. “ Wouldn't It be poaslble fo r somebody to change the checks on the article« w ithout your knowledge?" " o f .-ounce It would." responded Sam; “ but I don’t belleTe there's a fellow In the office would serve me such a trick. No. Hally. I'm la for a run o f bad luck, that's ail.” “ T h e colonel Is sure to report you. and whatever w ill you uo if you lose your place?” Sam was exceedingly thoughtful fo ra minute. * "W h y .'' he wiid nt length, “ there's lots o f thlug* I'v e never tried yet. I could turn milkman, messenger, porter, private detective—by Jove; that's just the thing! Listen to this:" Takin g a copy o f an evening paper from hi* jax-ket. Sam read aloud: ■•$500 Reward.—The al*>ve reward w ill lie paid to any |ier*ou—not being the actual th ief—givin g such Inform a tion a* rliall lead to the recovery o f Lady Manburgh’s Jewel*, stolen from her rooms at the Mount H otel on the niglit o f Friday last.—C hief Inspector Takein. Police Station. Midhampton. "T h ere you are.” went on Sam. "S im ple enough l*n’t It? (¡1**1 pay. too!” " I f you get it.” laughed Sally. "Y ou would < ut a tine tigure as a detective. Just fancy yourself with false whis kers and a w ig !" " I wish you wouldn't mention w ig*,“ said Sam grim ly; “ I'm lieglnuing to hate the sight o f 'em. The colonel'* a f fair was bad enough, but goodness knows what the other w ill lie!” "W h .lt? Another blunder?” gasped Sally. "Y e s ! Another one, anil a w ig in It. too! I didn't mean troubling you aliout It, but the murder's out now. There was a suddeu rush o f business this a f ternoon. and I happened to be the only one at the window. "E veryb od y appeared to be In a hur ry. and to save time I pushed the things, with the cheeks on top, to one side till the rush was over, lu taking in the last puekage I knocked over a couple o f brown leather bag*, checks as well, o f course. “ Now those coufouuded bags are a* much alike as tw o peas, and the ipies- tion Is. Which Is which? The one was handed in by a dapper little fe llo w — gentleman, every inch o f him. I should say; the other was a very suapiclous- lookiug customer, who wore a straw- colored wig. " I wouldn't trust that fellow any fa r ther thau 1 could throw' him. and. a* likely as not. lie'll get hold o f the other chap's bag, as there’s nothing for it hut first come, first served. Now, what is a fellow to do?" Sallj' didn't know. Ham w a* standing at tlm w indow o f the L e ft Luggage Office on the follow ing morning when a gentleman in a light overcoat hurried past. •'Hullo!” he muttered, "that's my dap per little gent o f yesterday. HiM-su't appear to lie coming for his hag. By Jove! I'v e an idea, and I'll work it if I get the sack. HI! M ister!" The gentleman turned, and slowly retraced hi* step*. Sam on the spur of the moment, had decided on a desjier- ate ex|*sllent. Seizing one o f the hiowu leather bag* ut hi* Hide, he hur riedly whispered: “ Quick, mister! Open It and satisfy yourself." The gentleman merely stared, and made no effort to take thi* bag. “ For goodness sake, don't hesitate, sir,” Implored Sam. " I couldn't trust the other fellow for the world. I f you don't take just one peep, sir. you may never have another chance. Lean over the window so tliut nobody w ill see you!" "But. my dear fello w ." ga*|>ed the other, “ d o yo u know---- “ “ 1 know It’s not business." Interrupt ed Ham: "but I ’ m desperate, and it's the only way. Everything depends on you.” “ W ell." laughed the gentleman. " I'll try. If yon w ill stand all risks---- ” " I 'll stand hanging," said Ham fierce ly, "only o | h > ii It." Thus urged, the stranger produced a bimcli o f keys; and at the third at tempt the bag was opened. The result was hardly what Sam had anticipated. The gentleman stared into the open bag as If lie could scarcely believe his eyes. I’licn lie closed it with the re mark: "Y o u ’ve done a gixxl day's work, young iiian!" And before Sain could get In a word, man and bug bail vanished. Sain skipped round the counter with the agility o f a monkey, but the platform w as deserted. ‘•(¡i**l gracious!* he gasped. "T h e fellow 's hooked It! It ain't his bag. I'll !>ct my life. W hat on earth dhl I trust him for? Hone a good day's work, have I? 1 shall lie lucky If I don't do six months for this Job." For the next fe w minutes Sam, sit ting In the L e ft Luggage Office, gave him self to despair. A horrible certain ty had suddenly dawned U|*m him. The man who had carried off the l>ag waa not the "dapper little gen t" o f the day lx-fore! “T h eir voice* ain't a bit alike." groan ed the unlucky Ham. "and like a fool. I never noticed it till too late. It strikes me I'nt the biggest ass unburied.” "W h at's the matter. Ham?" asked a clerk who entered at that moment. “ W hat's alw ays the matter?” de manded Sant fiercely. "I'm in hot w a ter again, that's a ll!" "O h ! Then you 've heard?" "H eard what?" “ The station master wants to see you In his office. He's got a v is ito r-F o l. Howerhy. I expect! Ho|>e you'll come through, all right!” “ Don't care whether I do or not," re marked Ham recklessly, as he turned towards the station master's office. "W h a t's the colonel’s affair now? A mere fleablte compared to this!" • • • • • • • • T h e station master's visitor was not Col. Howerby. a fte r all. T o the un bounded astoulshment o f Ham Merry. It was the mysterious stranger who had walked off with the hag. “T h is la the man," remarked that In- tUvIdual as Ham entered the private office o f his superior. " I f you don’t mind. Mr —er— Merry. I want to ask you a question or tw o .* * C O U N T Y Ham offered no objection; the cool im pudence o f this liag-snatcher had takes his breath away. "B y some means or another." went on the stranger, "you have discovered who 1 am.” Ham. o f course, had discovered noth ing o f the kind. By a strange stroke of luck, however, he did not feel called upou to speak. "N o w ,” weut on Sam's questioner, “ when was this bag left in j'our charge?” •*Tlin‘e-fort.v-flve yesterday a fter noon." “ Can you descrilie the man who left itr Ham hesitated. H e liad good reasons to doubt bis ability to no so. Matters w ere ge»tlng c o m p l i c a t e d , and for the moment he hardly knew whether he stood on his head or on his heels. F or tunately, the station master came to his rescue. “ Don't Is* afraid. M erry," he said en couragingly. "Y ou have full permis sion to speak lu a case like this. De tective I-enhaui will lietray no business secrets.” D etective Denham! Ham had heard his name mentioned more than once In connection with the Manburg Jewel robbery. W here on earth was this blunder going to end. he wondered. "1 don't know' whether I can describe the man exactly-.” Ham remarked at length, "but 1 think I should know him again if I saw him. He w a* a tall, thin fellow , clean shaved, and wore a straw- colored w ig !" " A w ig !” ejaculated Detective Den- ha m. "T h a t's so,” replied Sam. “ though not one in tw enty would have noticed It.” Just as lie liiinded In his hag an old farm er lurched heavily against him and knocked his hut off. As lie stooped to pick up his hat. 1 caught a glim pse of the dark liulr under the edge o f his w ig.” “ Hum !” mused the detective. "Dark hair—that's all right. You say you would ku o«' the limit again o f you saw him?” “ Yes.” “ Very w ell! W e ’ll take a cab to th* police station. I f you find the fellow there, all the better. Anyhow, you’re entitled to the reward. The Jewels. In all probability, would never have Iteen discovered but for your clever, though somewhat risky expedient.” As one in a dream, Sam Merry heard and accepted the hearty congratula tions o f the detective and station mas ter. "H anged if I can understand it!" lie muttered to himself on the way to the police station. "Lu ck appears to lie rolling on me Just ut present. I'v e done something clever—that's certain: but what. l«ow, when, where, and why, e v erybody seems to know blit me. I'd better say nothing." At the |K>lice station Sam had no d if ficulty in picking out Ills man from a dozen others, to the delight o f Detect ive Denham and the chagrin o f the prisoner: "D on't give way. Peters.” sniil the detective to the prisoner. “ You II have company as h <*> ii as your mate turns up at the L e ft Luggage Office with the check for that brown bag." Little by little Ham came to realize the clever tiling he had done. At the office he « a s “ Blundering Sam” uo longer. At one stroke he had secured a small fortune—for the hun dred pounds rew ard was duly pant over — ami a much needed reputation for smartness. Only Sam and Sally, his wife, know the true facts. Saturday Evening Post. (¡« mm I L i a r s . Tit.- men w ho utilize the corner grocery for a club room lu tin evening and on stormy days had Just lx>en dis cussing a fox hunt, about which one o f their number Imd read aloud, « lien the conversathu naturally took a rem iniscent turn. “ Nothing cuter pr more cunning In the world than a fox ” said (¡oggs. by w ay o f introduction. " I remember one night when I w as a bey that we heard a great fuss among the dogs that w ere chained up. It took ns about half an hour to get dressed and armed to sally forth fo r the purjHise o f investigating. Not dlscox ering anything, w e loosened tile dogs, and they darted off on a trail, yelping as they went. W e didn’t k u o «’ whetlier !t was man or varmint, but r fte r i long run the dogs brought up at the lieu .'louse and tried to tear It down. W ell sir. an old fox had dellb; Rite'.v showtsl himself to the dogs, so as to excite them, made that run while we w ere gettiug ready for trouble atsl. clrellng round, was rols bing the roost while the dogr were off the premises.” " I walked up one moonlight niglit," volunteered the man on the wood l*>x. “ ami seen a fox tindi r an apple tree where a fat pullet was roosting. I knew the thief couldn’t climb so | just stood at the window laughing. The fox barked to w gke the chicken, and then began circling around the tree, slow at first, but g"ln g faster ami faat-t. O f course the terrified pullet follow ed hint with her eyes ami got so dizzy that she fell out o f the tree." "1 *<*' somethin’ like that once." said the lank Individual on n paint keg. "only that the chicken I was watehln- wrung It* ow n neck, ’cause the fox was golu' so dtirued fast." Th-wi. by c o n anon consent, the crowd took up the subject ot fluids — Detroit ! Free Press. Th ree A Sm all P ain tin g. Perhaps the smallest piei-e o f palut lug In the world la that executed by a Flem »«h artist. It la paJuted on the smooth able o f a grain o f common white corn, and pictures a mill and a miller with a sack o f grain on hla back. The miller la represented aa standing on a t»*rraoe. ami nenr It la a home ami egrt. while a group o f several peasant* It shown kn the road near by. * d&J; H A T C H E T . TH E M A K IN G T ra in in g OF A P LA Y E R . a Lad fo r the H tage H a ve o f Hhakapeare. in t h e John Bennett’s serial story, "Master Skylark." ronniug in Nicholas, has nmnv p v t tires o f life ami scenes in Him k-qx tine's time. The following ac count o f the training ol the hero for the stage l*y the niasterplayer is from the June n limiter' He had Nick learn no end o f stage parts off by heart, with their cues and •'business." entrance* and exits; ami worked fully as hard a* his pupil, read ing over every sentence t went y time* until N e k had the accent perfectly. He wouid have him stamp, too. and turn about, and gesture in accordance with the sjieech, until the boy * anus ached, going with him through the motion* one by one. over ami oxer again, unsatisfied, but patient to the last, until Nick wondered. "Nick, my lad." lie would often say. with a tired but ietemtlned smile, "one little thiug done wrong may sjxdl the finest play, as one bad apple rots the barrelful. W e'll have it nght. or not at all. If it take* a month o' Sundays." So often he kept Nick liefotv a mirror for nn hour at a time, making fact's while he spoke his line*, smiling, frowning, oy grimacing, a* lx*st seemed to tit tile pan. until the boy grew fairly w eary o f his own looks. Then sometimes, more often as the time slipped by. F a re «' wouid clap his hands with a boyish laugh, and have a pie brought and a cup of Spanish cordial for fie m bofli. declaring that he loved the lad with all his heart, upou the remnant o f Ills honor: from which Nick knew that lie was coming on. Cicely Carew's governess was a Mist "ess Agnes Anstey. By bLrth she had lieeii a Harcourt, of Ankerwyke. and therefore she was everywhere es teemed fit by birth and breeding to teach the young mind when to bow and when to liecktui. She came each morning to the house, and C are«' paid her double shillings to see to It that Nick lea rued such little tricks o f cap and cloak as a lady's page need have, the carriage best fitted for his place, and how to come into a room where great folk* were. Moreover, how to back out again, low in g, and not fall over the stools—which wus no little art. until Nick caught the knack o f issuing slyly tie tween Ills legs when he bowed. Ills hair. too. was allowed to grow long, and «'a s comtied carefully every day by the tiring-woman: ami s<*>n. as it was naturally curly, it fell in rolling waves about his neck. On the heels o f the governess came M'sien’ De Fleury, who. it was said, had been dancing-master to Hatton, the late Lord Chancellor of England, and had taught him those tricks with Ilia nimbi«' heels which had capensl him Into the Queen's good graces, and so got him the chancellorship. M'sleu’ spoke dreadful English, but danced like the essence of agility, and taught Isitli Nick and Cicely the latest Italian cornnto, playing the tune upon his queer little fiddle. Cicely already danced like a pixie, and laughed merrily at her comrade's first awkward antics, until he flushed with embarrassment. A t tlutt she in stantly became grave, and. when M'sien’ had gone, came across the room, and putting her ana aUiut Nick, said ri‘|ieutantly. "don't thuu uilml me. Nick. Father sait.li the French all laugh too siHiu at nothing: and I have caught it front my mother's blood. A boy Is not good friends with his feet as a girl Is; but thou wilt do beautifully. I know: ami M ’sleu’ shall teach us tin» gaillard together.” Burial Places. The ancients looked on Death as "tire daughter o f Niglit. the sister ot Sleep and the friend o f the unhappy." Tlielr artists pictured flu* grim messenger who knocks with equal foot ut the cots o f tin* ;xx>r and the palaces o f the rich, as a drowsy, isippy-cpowued youth, not as a fleshlem monster, such as horri fies us moderns. The Greeks called their burying ground Cometriou. "the aleeplng place,” from which come* our word cemetery. The old Jews, who had no horror o f the grave, called it Bethalm. "the house o f the living." The Germans, with poetical simplicity, ;-all the graveyard “ God’s Acre," or "field.” T h e Arapahoe Indians call the grave "T h e Spirit's birthplace.” In Morocco they never say a man is dead, but that “ his destiny has closed." ami the grave is "w here he ponders.” The burial grounds o f to-day are the most I H*n tit if til parks near the cities o f civ ilized lands, but there are those who believe that burying must soon give place to cremation; indeed, societies are formed for that ptintoae. and we are told that cinerary urns will take the place o f tombstones. But the fash ions o f burial s«'eni to l*e as unclmnge* able as death himself. C ig a r e t t e s . It Is not true that cigarettes are com monly charged with opium ami other Injurious drug*. But they are flavor ed with essences o f various plants, such ns vanilla, stramonium, coffee, valerian, ami tea. Occasionally a few t**a leaves are mixed with the to- 1x1000. These flavors are matters of fancy, and women particularly select their cigarettes with reference to them. Scarcely a plant that w ill yield nn agree*ble flavoring escapes employ ment by the manufacturers o f tobac co. Am ong those m «*t used are the lemon, the orange, geraultiyu. sasaa fra*, thyme, anise, mint, and cinna mon. Honey and maple-augar are util ize«! fo r sweetening. A decoction o f hay I* sometimes applied to smoking tobacco. _________________ W in d o w P o lis h in g P a s te . Caatile soap, tw o ounce«; boiling water, three ounce«. Dtaanlve and add the follow in g in line powder: Pre cipitated chalk, four ounces; French chalk, three ounces: tripoll, tw o ounce«. Mix sud reduce with water to tbs conalatency desired. •e* '«/ Vi - V — - é i w • W H A T A W O M A N C A N DO. I maneuvering. T h e dnughter quite competent to look out for self, the mother Is more disiate__ and frequently weeps real tears it I daughter's marriage, even though| the best match o f the season. ut* B U R D E T T E , who was once upon a time noted as a humor ist. has taken to saying and «•ritiug good common sense. " A wom an cannot sharpen a pencil, lie says, "and outside o f commercial circles she cannot tie a package to make it look like anything save a crooked cross sec tion o f chaos: but. land of miracles; see what she can do with a pin! I be lieve there are some women who can pin a glas> knob to a door She cannot walk so many miles around a billiard table witti nothing to eat and nothing • to apeak oft to drink, but she can walk the floor ail night with a fretfu l baby without going sound asleep the tirst half hour. "She can ride .'*«» miles without go ing into the smoking car to rest tauil get away from the children). Hlie can go to town and do a wearisome day's shopping and have a good time with three or four friends without drinking a keg o f beer. She can enjoy an even ing visit without smoking a half dozen cigars. She can endure the torturing distraction o f a houseful o f children all day. * lie her husband cuffs them all ho « lin g to lied before he has been home an hour. "E very (lay she endures a dress that would make an athlete swoon. She w ill not. and possibly cannot, walk 500 miles around a tanbark track In six days for $5,000, but she can walk Zto miles in ten hours up and down the crowded aisles o f a dry goods store « lien there is a reduction sale on. She , is afraid o f a mouse and runs front a cow, but a book agent can’t scare her. She is the salt o f the church, the pep- j per o f the choir, and the life o f the sew- : ing society, and aliout all there is of a j young ladies' school or a nunnery.” B Ito *«* l ' » w t h o r » o I.u ltim o , Nat haul a H aw thorne left three ( dren. Una. Jullap and Korn*, who married George Parson« Uth„ recently surprised all her friends I devoting herself to victims of is« t long. pl«ms. IV > ^ 17 É ? f |l. w F n •n r f A VIS ¿ ft1 c .............. . HOSE I I A W T H O R X K I. AT IIROP . , better y with ■ Sience in fere or tw in the New York slums, lu tills' Iff. provl o f mercy, which she t<x>k up to dose of relief from the loss o f an only c ider sheltt she has shown tile courage and singl minded fidelity to her convict which one would expect from a da |A ipm.viii ■aper that ter o f Hawthorne. lfollows: ’ S i g h t l e s s XV o m a n Fa rm er. [ht potmih There lives in Oak Hill, Ten». I dc , the tots blind girl who lias from a few acres4 t Mug C h i c a 'r o W o m a n L a w v e r . land, cultivated by herself, dean rel as a Miss Cora B. Hertzel is a member of about SOW each season for acv« mtioned t the Chicago Corporation Counsel’s reg years by the grow ing and sale of vq raying in ularly appointed staff of assistants. | tallies. Hlie began with no capital i tic by boil Sin* is the only «o m a n who has seettr- 1 an unfenced piece o f uncultivated I l 1'"' gnllot ed such recognition front a city. She ; There is now a neat fence altotu I nodal, w has her office in the city hall, hns her domain, a well and a pump iu theca nys read legal ditties to attend to, eonsttlts with i ter. and she has. in addition to pimb pot for Counsel Thornton and. wlmt is more lug these, paid fo r a piano and a I irsenlc l to take her vegetables to the marl use sink which is twenty miles from fieri forty gi Every evening during the dry ira pint o she waters a certain number of | irntlon until she has gone over the cart ints. It im piece, when she Ix-gins and goes otrj rich can oj It again iu the same way. Insect I Is not i she detects from her acute seme { ■n. hut t 1 heating, and grass and weeds an i fully as il.v distinguished from plants by sensitive lingers o f tin* blind g,inlets For Ch chicken R ic h R io t o t Re-1. i most exn At a recent wedding, hangings of r such wi gauze, veiling mirrors, anil at and windows, draped over ma is ml. in fact, w herever opixirtunlty I seined, were accessories that were i a* theatrical as it sound* to tcH them. The flowers were splendid l tulip* and magnificent Jack roses. as the drawing-rooms and hiilfiftol MISS CORA B. U E R T Z K L . gin with were done in pale empire( draw* a mans salary. Other women or*, this riot o f red really gave aid have spent time talking about the ad |IUXD FOB rich and imposing effect. vancement o f the sex—Miss Hertzel "m an oh studied law and worked for it. She B o le r o a n d Cane, W was th« was admitted to the bar In Wisconsin This elegant combination of i forwart and Illinois and practiced independent and ea|xi is tlie invention of J were ft ly ,n Chicago, conducting many cases modistes to have the tiling gatfi' and preparing numerous legal docu and Ix'riitHcd sleeves o f the sea* f pinchers r • the snmiti ments for other lawyers. H er recent 1 he Ixdero is confined at the w This b appointment was secured because she this model by a wide-draped from se was capable o f tilling the position, ac I01 it does | cording to Counsel Thornton, and not unless t because o f a "political pull." f"*. aud th T h e M a tch m a k in g M am m a. P chances : Judging by modern fiction, the moth 1 tiolent ot er, as such, does not exist in English pme t other t society, say Mttnsey’s Magazine. The »ns and I female parent is not extinct, but her Uter parti a attitude to her daughter seems to I*» ■other spec that o f business manager or advance 1 thief, m agent rather than guardian angel The t leaders ambition which in the American moth- 1 docile as er might lie labeled "M y daughter's I be.—C happiness," become*, in the practical code o f the British matron. “ My datigli. ters establishment.” One seldom picks tip a novel o f English society that one does not meet the scheming, lynx-eyed flotfi mamma, working diligently ' at the matrimonial grab-bag with one hand while with the other she push«** fo r ward her gentle little ladylike daugh Dll, ter. who Is aome day to lx* metamor phosed Into n British mamma herself She shoo* off the dotrlmental and gath er* in the heir with unnlxished frank ----,,ul , ;IU ^ be cut s short h * *ri h and b « left band, hut can r x . ... ness, asking Intentions aud bustling I M preferred. The material is - sati »1 around very morh like a steam tug , t moire o w , also the exquisite ■ "wire M oeiow, exqtns»«. t a launching. And when a parti «iflta Pa rant canvas goods showing ble In the matter o f land* „m l familv •'right silk lining. The sleeves srr v has finally lx*en secured, she heave* a '■'I frill* over a plain silk fou~ •,lath* sigh of relief awl prepare* to do fier duty by th«' next 1 o K eep the v k lrt l » e « » L*t Is by ( The wheel women find It nee***1 This picture Is not merely the carte tha resort i,. various device* to beep ] attira of a few cynicnl novelists. Near • deeid y all Action that deals with « w i « i |lfe *k i t down in froiM. Four dress ' -• wc.1 ncroas the hem In front !»l In kiiitlan«! ¿how* th* MnM> flKUPf> T sure, all the worldly and ambition, a strap on either side with s bole to button to the top buttost w a ra T t f ! T ' h" ' »W - o ' the water. M e have plenty o f our own leggin I* another way. ami other, when high boots sre wor*> but «sxfiet, g ive, t h e « only . have a loop o f narrow rubber f" SL 7 * nl! ,h* M ,loni" dread of tbs ridiculous keep, them fr o * ope0 principle o f a garter fastened « side and slip it under each ks*$ I! Vi