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ISIKLY F A R M TOPICS. “*'» pnce, u muck w, , - Mt a dlfr euce. m anagem ent g a r d e n Ike F a r m e r o f a n d S hou ld t h e f a r m stab le Uae , . Brain « a« W hen th o . * >>v. - i u X * many days m S c . i î morp . “ T c h «h * a L n Mt a «lin e r. I ~ i doe* not 0f a w »o»e " ould make .... ] * e ll as M u s c le — U e v lc e f o r T a m i n g the G r i n d s t o n e — l l o w t o S t o p a K i c k - la g 1 0 « -s a v in g G ra s s «e e d . f o r T urning the G rind stone. A contrivance fo r turuin« a grind- Lone. by means o f which one can turn u<l ¿riml at the same time with eoui- urative ease, has been devised by a ‘orres|H>ndent o f the Rural N ew York- „ To construct the device, take the i^ .n sprocket wheels and chain from L old worn binder or other farm mu- fhlnery. and gear It tw o to one; that the lower or crank shaft wheel uust have twice ns many cogs as the ,ne on the stone shaft. Use n stone went v or more Inches lu diameter, ami suri. to get a good one. An Amherst [g better than a Berea, fo r all purposes. k(reared higher than tw o to one, it will Ituru hard, and if much low er it will wt turn fast enough. It is the fast mo- O H IN D S TO N K H E V IC E . It Is U|<0,,1" " ; Pot»««* Peed. A Schilling ft Company S a i Kmocltco T UHW,,rk tom S i t i r *1''f,,r if ,he ““*<> t u with most kiPs " tlU8 U r w tteWs- Yet need U » U< “ ° f IMJlMto,'s the cut - 4M A N e w Fnel. Many attempts have been made to use turf or peat as fuel, but this mate rial lias never obtained great impor tance, because in comparison to its small heating value, its volume was too large, and consequently the trans- portation was found too expensive; moreover, the considerable amount of ashes it produced made it impractica ble to use in any quantity. Suddenly it seems the time lias arrived for peat to enter into competition with, and in some cases to substitute all other fuels. An invention, the economical impor tance of which is inestimable at the present moment, was recently patented by Mr. Rosendahl, of Christinstad, Norway, which country probably pos sesses the largest deposits of peat in the world. His method ,>f making a practical fuel o f jieat sim ply consists in heating the peat in iron ovens to 250 degrees centigrade, and when this temperature is reached to close ail the valves of the oven, the temperature of 250 degrees being kept up tor seven hours. This proepss changes the mate rial considerably, and the tar andjgas- eous products of the coal-like remainder represent 80 per cent of the whole. A chemical analysis o f the product, made at the Christiania U niversity, showed the prepared peat to contain 65 jier cent o f pure carbon, 16 per cent of oxygen, 6 per cent o f hydrogen, 4 per cent water and, what is most surpris ing, only 5 p eroen tof substances which w ill remain as residue in the shni>e of ashes. The new peat-coal has a the- oretijal heating value of 6,500 caloric units, which is equal to that of medium- grade anthracite coal. The cost of peat-coal, however, is so small that it can be sold at a profit for $ 1.75 per ton, while an /qnal quantity of anthracite coal costs from $4 to $5. By the pro cess of Ifosendhal, even in its present crude state, the production of peat-coal costs hut 75 cents per ton,and it is very likely that even this cost w ill be con siderably reducetl before long. Tests have been made with the new material at the Krupp works at Essen, Germany, and it was found that the new fuel gave better results than either anthra cite or coke in the iron foundries and for the production of Bessemer steel. 'n.all no "'S™ wlH b<‘ »«> many many « 7 !'°U1 crowdln* of so Um evel on D! ! h111- 11 1» «m e not all t lto will 8 Wh0le ° r eveu of “ out po- whoi, “ r0W' but lf «*<> ls Planted profit I,1? " ;iM *** fur to° mnuy for toes no, S ‘ lr,y WOrk rutting pota- imr't, S° UIU’-11 from the soil adher- whi,!h e ,U "* from « » * potato juice. , dl*c° l ° r8 and rusts the knife U » ains the hands. This discoloring a .asily removed by wetting the bands liol.ti. 1 wlthout aoap, and then . . 18 tbein over one or two burning P ut matches. The fumes of sul Plitir are excelleut to bleach anything. Makin g C o r n r o » , ‘ truight . Much labor In cultivation may be saved by making corn rows straight. It Is very hard to bold tbe cultivator «> us to miss bills that are alternately “ fpw iDthes “ Ut of plumb Hue one side or tbe other. The result is that in try ing to save the hills it is impossible to cultivate the soli as it should be or to take all the weeds, with the corn lu a straight line earth may be drawn front tbe stalk and thrown back again so as to destroy all the weeds while • bey are small. It requires not only a true eye in the driver, but an active, strong horse to draw the murker straight across the field. It is not ev ery man or horse tlint can ever be taught to do it. Those who can should lie paid extra for the job. for their work is really skilled labor. Breeding Gro u nd H og a fo r Food. Mr. Ileury Singer, a well-known and Ition that cuts. One may find an excel thrifty farmer of near Duvall Station, lent pair o f cranks from some old bi- Scott County, Ky., has for tbe past two |cycle. years been domesticating the ground hog with much success. Mr. Singer S y s t em on the F a r m . On many farm s the most ap)>areut found a burrow in which be captured I causes of failure ure a want o f system, seventeen ground bogs. and. taking wastefulness, and misdirected labor. them into a small lot on his place, be It doubtless Is fa r more difficult for the built a close wire fence through which none could escape. Last year tbe bogs farmer to reduce his business to a increased to 205, and this year there detimte system than It is fo r the aver were 1.073. Of this number Mr. Singer age merchant, but that is no reason killed 1,000, which he salted away and why he should aoandou all attempts will smoke dry, as Kentucky fanners to do so, and w ork blindly. There are do with ordinary pork. The ground many farmers who are carefu l men, hog when so cured is a great delicacy, who are striving to reduce their ope and Mr. Singer has more than enough rations to systematic rules, and who to furnish his meat for the coming are doing a good deal in this line in the year.—Southwestern Stockman. way of keeping duily records o f the milking o f each cow, in keeping ledger Save the G r a s s Seed. accounts with each imi>ortant crop, It Is an easy matter to save hay seed and in carefully recording the average by a slatted manger bottom (a), as work done by faith fu l men In the sev shown in the cut. If the seed is fanned, eral occupations o f the farm. These it may lie used for spring seeding. Or are the kind o f fnrmers w ho are. as a if weedy, as poultry never void undi rule, successful. Th ey quickly detect gested food, such seeds may tie profit a teak when one occurs, and can usual ably fed to the poultry by placing in ly tell, a fter a year or tw o o f expe rience. which operations o f tlie farm are profitable and deserve extension, auil which should lie abandoned ns un likely to prove profitable. The farm er's business as usually carried on is largely a mixed Industry. There are usually a fe w staples produced for sale whicli the farm is adapted fo r by na ture to produce; and, besides, there is a considerable variety o f produce raised for home consumption by tbe family or by hired help. I f the farm er would carefully count the cost o f each of these products, he would doubtless find that he could profitably extend some of the small products, and sell the sur plus at a profit, and not infrequently he would discover that some o f the staples supposed to yield a sure profit are produced at a very small profit, or evpn at a loss. In short, the farmer who uses his brains, and does not sole pox F o r SE- e - d . ly rely upon the strength o f his muscle. Is most likely to be successful. The absolute failures are those who at tempt to get along with a minimum ex A GRASS SEED CATCHER. penditure o f both qualities. the scratch room each week.—Farm and House. ' t i p the T o w Klckfit?. The kicking cow, w hile milking, is an Profit fro m G arilea H e r b s . abomination, says a correspondent of \ few papers of herb seeds, such as the American Agriculturist. T o pre sage parsley and the like, should be vent the kicking a small rope or large found in every fanner's garden. They *ord should be passed around the body are easily grown, and a home supply Jnst in front o f the udder and over the will not only save paying out n good •op of the hips. It need not be drnwn deal of money In the course of a year, tight—Just snug w in do—and no cow but the surplus may be sold at rates to which it is applied w ill even try to which leave a good profit. The demand is not large in any neighborhood, but for the amount of land and labor re quired few garden products pay as Drop us a line if you car.’! £et Schilling's B est of your grocer, or if you don’t like it and can’t get your money back. In some of the cantons of Sw itzer land all the dead, rich as well as i>oor, are buried at the public expense. C of fins and all other necessary articles are furnished on application to certain un dertakers designated by the government. Everything connected with the inter ment is absolutely gratuitous. In the city of Dnrango, Mexico, is an iron mountain 640 feet high, and the iron is from 60 to 70 per cent pure. The m etallic mass spreads in all direc tions for a radius of three or four miles. The building inspector o f W ashing ton, D. C., has declared for day labor on public works, and has made such recommendation to the commissioners o f the district. During the last 50 years Germany, Austria anil England have each re tained their birth rates undiminished, w hile that o f Ita ly has slightly in creased. An effort is under way electricity for steam at Creek (C ol.) mines. The coal at the mines is from ton. to substitne the Cripple cost of the «6 to ( i per A pair of gloves passes through about 200 hands from the moment the skin leaves the dressers until the gloves are purchased by the intending wearer. Baltimore has fixed by an ordinance the pay of laborers at #10 per week, nine hours a day. Philadephia fixes the rate at #1.75 for nine hours. The Alabama legislature has passed a b ill exempting cotton factories, here after to be built in Alabama, from tax ation for ten years. Boston employs 2,750 laborers, who receive from #2.02 to #2.25 a day, and a councilman wants 15 cents added to the pay of each employe. Unemployed married members o f the Minneapolis Typographical Union re ceive #7 fier week and single men #5. Modern progress has indicate«] the ______ Japanese as the most intelligent of the Work In Poultry Keenin'*. Fvery year many people begin poul dark-skinned races of mankind. try keeping with a vague notion that CAN B E tV a u easy way to get a living, all the SAVED work being done mainly by the*hens. The craving tor drink \n m (II v m p . a marveion* But^such persona inevitably fall, as enre for which has been discovered called **Antl- they ought. There is no easy way to Jag.” which makes Hie inebriate lose all taste for strong drink without knowing why. an it can be I f - e s s in anything. To keep fowls free given secretly in tea, coffee, soup and the like. I f “ Anti-Jag” in not kept by your druggtnt send from vermin and disease needs com cne dollar to the Re nova Chemical Co., fW Broad s ant attention and a great deal of way. N ew York, and it w ill be nent postpaid, in plain wranper, with full directionn how to give fiirty and very disagreeable manual secretly. Information m a il« < l fiee. well. DRUNKARDS •tMri.R ri.Alt THAT PREVENTS KICKINO. kick. Sometimes a cow tlius tetherd *ill lift a foot as if to kick, but some how she seems to change her mind and Puts it down again. K n n P la n t». The egg plant is not difficult to grow, it is one o f those vegetables not often seen on farm ers’ tables, but *hlch. if provided, would help make an t r i a b l e variety. T h e purple egg * * , l s most productive and best. The PjMt belongs to tbe same botanical ■hjoily as the potato, and must lie pro- jkftod from attacks o f the potato larva. best w ay is to w atch the plants *®*oly so long as the potato beetles are **inK. and kill the beetles before Ibey **** laid their eggs. I f any larvae Wtrh a weak dilution o f parts green *10 kill them. labor. _____ __ THE TRIUKPH OF LOVE«, W heat Talk. The rent of wheat land In South Car- oUna is estimated at » 4 6 an acre. The average yield «»f wheat In New South Wales is fifteen bushels to the J The name wheat occurs more than times in the OKI and New Testft- ' Gmham flour, when properly made, consists of the wholewheat g r o u n d s Every M A N who would know the G R A N D TRUTH S, the flam ^ Farts, the Old Secret» an«I the N ew Dincoverien of Medical Science as applied to M a r r i e d L i f e , who would atone f< r pant fol lies and avoid future pit- falln, ehculd write f»«r our wonderful little b o o k , <g 1*4 “ Complete Man- _ , Rood and How to Attain T o anv earnest .nan we will mail one copy E n tire ly F ree, in plain sealed cover. It. . tbe ereat wheat farm of Manlto . _ . 7 bushels to British America, raises the #< T «... a very objectionable .* * . ' ■ « « - - P r i c e s o f Ch eese. Considering the small risks run. mid- make fa r too large a profit on Four, five and even six cents 0#Wl(l between the wholesale and re- Happy and Fruitful Marriage. "X Z I. product!«* > » ■ « 1 ERIE MEDICAL CO., Young Playw righ t—“ And what did you think o f my clluutxY” Critic—“ It wus very welcome.” — Brooklyn Life. She Snored.—“ H ow does your w ife sleep?” asked the doctor o f the man whose better half was under his care. “ O ra lly ,' .aid the man.—Truth. “ Good canvnsback ducks,” said R iv ers. “ are quoted. I see, at $3 apiece. How true It Is that riches have wings.” —Chicago Tribune. "M argaret alw ays reads the end o f a novel first.” “ W hy?” “ So she can lie aw ake at night wondering how it be gan.” —Chicago Record. “ Pa. what Is a pessimist?” “ A pessi mist. my son. is a person who never goes out on his wheel without expecting to puncture his tire.” —Puck. Mrs. Painter—"M y husband 1s de lighted with tny pictures.” Mrs. Point er—"You don't say? Don't they look like you?” —Yonkers Statesman. “ Not every man is made a fool of,” remarked the observer o f men and things, “ but every man lias the raw material In him.” —D etroit Journal. “ The decree,” announced the messen ger o f Jupiter, “ is that you shall be bound forever to the wheel!” “ W-which make?" asked Ixlou, anxiously.—Puck. Police Magistrate—“ H ave you ever seen the prisoner at the liar?” W it ness—“ Never, your honor; but I’ ve seen him when I strongly suspected he'd been at it.” —Tit-Bits. Yabs’.e.v—“ Did you ever make a mis take in the dark and kiss tbe wrong girl?” Mudgc—“ No. I have got mixed in the dark nnd kissed some other girl.” —Indianapolis Journal. "Som e men,” said Uncle Eben, “ kin train er dog ter do anyt'ing dey tells ’lm. an’ at de same time raise de nios’ disobejir.rnst cliiliun in de neighbor hood."—Washington Star. "I*ali aln’ muon use o’ sufferin' in si lence.” said Uncle Eben; “ seems like If dis worl' picks out anybody fob 'er vic tim, It ain’ gw lnter to be saterfled till he hollers."—Washington Star. “ And the divorce laws are so very liberal lu your section?" "Lib eral? Say! They are so liberal that nobody ever heard o f a woman crying at a wed ding out tliere.” —Detroit Journal. “ M y dear, if you took that face abroad you might have trouble in get ting It home ngain.” "W h at do you mean?” “ 1 mean the tariff on art, my love.” —Cleveland Plain Dealer. Apprehension: The Professor—“ A s a matter o f fact, there are different dln- leets in. different parts o f Scotland.” Friend—“ Great Scott! Are there more counties to hear from?” —Truth. Mrs. Spatt—"Y o u r husband is an in ventor, I believe?” Mrs. Spotter—“ Yes. Some o f his excuses for coming home late at night are in use all over the country.” —Philadelphia North Am eri can. First Burglar—Lord. B ill! dis adver tisement wouldut fool nobody. Second Burglar—W ot is It First Burglar—F if ty dollars reward an’ no questions ast —signed by a woman.—I^eslle's W eek ly- “ Frlsble is the laziest man I ever knew.” “ W hat makes you think so?” " H e actually seems to be glad that lie's getting baldheaded, so that he won't have to comb bis liair any more.” —Cleveland Leader. “ Might I ask what school o f poetry you prefer?” Inquired the young man who writes. And the old gentleman replied: "T h e homeopathic school. The smaller the dose, the better It suits me.” —Washington Star. P en s«. —1 suppose you've learned a great deal about gardening since you've lived In tbe country? Hubbard—Yes; I ’ m picking up something all the time. This year I'v e given up trying to raise my own vegetables.—Puck. “ H ow did they stop the elopement?” asked Maud. "B y a detestable piece of trickery,” replied Mamie; “ her father put his head out of the window and shouted that her hat was on crooked, and when she grabbed for it she upset tbe tatniem.” —Washington Star. “ W h y do you do up your hair in those papers, dear?" remarked General Wey- ler o f his wife, as she eatne down to breakfast in the Cuban boarding-house. "W h y , that’s the way you do the ene my up. Is it not, dear?" replied the gen eral's spouse.—Yonkers Statesman. Once upon a time two Cows reclined peacefully beneath a tree. "Oh, by the w ay," one of the Cows remarked casually, “ why was it. If I may ask, that you didn’ t chase those golfers yes terday?” “ Oh, I don't care to be tha cause o f little calves being made to suf fer.” —Detroit Free Press. "H o w long Is it going to take to get through with tills case?” asked the cli ent. who was under suspicion o f house breaking. “ W ell,” replied the young lawyer, thoughtfully, “ It'll take me about tw o weeks to get through with it. but I ’ m afraid It's going to take yon about four years.” —Washington Star. Browner—So you haven't a bicycle. Miss Neere? Miss Neere—No, I look ed ai one tbe other day, but there was something about it I didn't like and the man wouldn't alter It. so 1 didn't get It. Browner—They generally make any alterations required. W hat was It you wanted altered? Miss Neere—The prhte.—Judy. W »* %W* * * » * » * « * » » * » < S » M Vene zue la’» Clift to Ne w Yo rk. ,.r A t bis studio st Garretson, Staten Island, G iovaui Turini, the sculptor, has liegun work on an equestrian statue of Generul Simon Bolivar, tlie George Washington o f Central America. The statue has been ordered by the govern- { meat of Venezuela, and is to l>e a g ift ' from that repuldio to the city of New York, it is to be placed in Central Park in place of the present statue o f ; General Bolivar. [ — T H O U G H T — :-n r TH AT A dow n in health, felt tired and w orn out, com plained of dizxl- ness, biliousness, backaches and headaches. His liver and kidneys w e re out of order. He th ou gh t to get well b y dosing him self w ith cheap rem edies. And then came the ending. He fe ll a victim to B r i g h t ’ s d isea se 1 The m oney he ought to have In v e s t e d In a a a f e , reliable rem edy w e n t for a tombstone. The large archaeological and ethno graphic collection brought together by the government of Costa Rica lias now commodiously installed in a building erected for the purpose at San Jose de Costa Rica. ' \ Is th e on ly standard remedy In th e w o rld fo r kidn ey and liv e r com plaints. It Is the on ly rem edy which physicians u n iversally prescribe. It la th e o n lv rem edy that is back ed by th e testim o n y of thou sands whom it has relieved and cured. | 1 One of Etlison’s latest patents is a ] two-pointed receiver for the phono- j graph which w ill give two records at once from the same cylinder. The Jupanese government, instead o f presenting medals to the soldiers who took part in the war against China, is to give them excellent Swiss watches. Taking it year in and year out, the coldest hour of each 24 is 6 o ’clock in the morning. DISH O NO R ED DRAFTS. When the stomach dishonors the drafts made upon it by the rest of the system, it is neces sarily because its fund of strength is very low. Toned with Hostetter’s Stomach Bitters, it soon begins to payout vigor in the shape of pure, rich blood, containing the elements of muscle, bone and brain. As a sequence of the new vigor afforded the stomach, the bowels per form their functions regularly, and the liver works like clock work. Malaria has no effect upon a system thus reinforced. A captive bee striving to escape has been ma«le to record as many as 15,540 wing strokes per minute in a late test. H O M E P R O D U C T S AN’ I> P U K E F O O D . A ll Eastern Syrup, so-called, usually very light colored and of heavv hotly, is made from glucose. "Tea Garden Drip*” is made from Sugar t ane ami is strictly pure. It is for sale by first-class grocers, in cans only. Manufac tured bv the P acific C oast S yru p <’ o . All gen uine m T m Garden Prtp*** h:ive the manufac turer’s name lithographed on every can. The sea has no herbivorous animal. It »s a great slaughter house where a ll the inhabitants prey on each other. B e w a r e o f Ointment* for Catarrh T h a t Contain Mercury, As mercury w ill surely destroy the sense of smell and completely ‘ * df ileranze “ the whole m ‘ ays- tem w hen entering tiff It ' through . _ the mucous sur- faces. Such articles should never bo used ex- cept on prescriptions from reputable nhvsl- cians, as the ilamugu they w ill do Is tenfold to the good you can ptwsibly derive from them. Hall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney ft Co., Toledo., O., contains m> mer cury and is taken Internally, acting directly upon the blood and mucous surface* of the sys tem. In buying Hall's Catarrh Cure he sure you get the genuine. It is taken Internally, and made in Toledo, O., by K. J. Cheney ft Co. Testimonials free. Sold by Druggists, price 7.1c per bottle. H a ll’s Family Pills arc the best. New York is not only A m erica’s financial ami commercial metropolis, but also its greatest manufacturing city. T w o bottles of Plso'a Cure for Consump tion cured me of a bud lung trouble.—Mrs. J. Nicbols, Princeton, Ind., Mur. 2ti, 181)5. The hagfish or niyxine, has a custom of getting insdu the cod and sim ilar fishes and entirely consuming the in terior, leaving oniy the skin ami the skeleton. M AN I ght that he could trifle H E w thou ith disease. H e was rua An automatic tension device for wire J fences consists of a number o f springs : fastened to the ends of the wires, the j ends o f the springs being attached to a well-braced [Hist at the end o f the fence. A statistician says that o f every 10,- 000 chimneys, three are struck by light- ning, w hile of tbe same ¿number of chnroh steeples and w indm ills, sixty and ami eighty respectively are struck. K IL L I THERE IS NOTHING E L S « "7 T H A T CAW T A K E I T » PLAOK F Mia Is a deep-seated blood disease which all the mineral mixtures in the world cannot cure. S.S.S. (gua>ani.’ed p u rely vegetable ) is a real blood remedy for blood diseases and has no equal. Mrs. Y . T. Ruck, o f Delaney, Ark., had Scrofula .’or twenty-five years and moat of the time was under the care of the doctors who could not relieve her. A specialist s a i d ho could cure her, bnt he filled her with arscuic and potash which almost rained her constitution. She then took nearly every so-called blood medicine and drank them by the wholesale, •but they did not reach / ,her trouble. Soma one advised her to try . S.S.S. aud she very soon found that she had a real blood reme«ly at last. She says: “ After tak ing one dozen bottles of S.S.S. I am perfectly well, my skiu is clear and healthy and I would not be in my former condition for tNvo thousand dollars. Instead of drying up the poison in my system, like the potash and arsenic, S.S.S. drove the disease ont through the skin aud I was perma nently rid of It.” A Reai Blood Remedy* S.S.S. never fails to cure Scrofula, Eczema, Rheumatism Contagious Blood Poison, or any disonler of the blood. Do not rely upon a simple tonic to cura a deep-sealed blood disease, but take ft real blood remedy. Our b o o k s free upon appli cation. S w i f t Specific Co., Atlanta, Ga. sss BE MANLY! In a recently patente«! attachment for automatically opening a pair of shears the shank of one blade is made wide and bus a coiled spring extending from it to the opposite handle. A t Charleston, 8. C., an importing ami ex|>orting company is being organ ized to import coffee from South Am erica, and return the vessels with cargoes o f cotton cloth. You cannot afford to let physical weak ness stiile a in bit ion and mar your future. I f you are not tbe man you should be at yoiiraK«1, if von have wasted yourstrength. if voti feel I be need of a remedy thst will bring hack the vigor of youth, that will re store your energy and strength, do not hes itate. Get that grandest o f all remedies, Dr. Sanden's Electric Belt. Gladness Comes ith a better underntanding o f the transient natu'-e o f the many phys ical ills, which vanish before proper e f fort*—gentle efforts—pleasant e ffo r t»— right'.y directed. T h ere is comt«»rt in the knowledge, that so many forma o f sickness are not due to any actual dis ease, but simply to a constipate«!condi tion o f the system, which the pleasant fam ily laxative. Syrup o f Figs, prompt ly removes. T h a t is w hy it is the on ly remedy with m illioiiRof families, andia everyw here esteemed so highly by all who value good health. Its lx n«‘ ficial e ffect» are due to tlie fact, that it is the one remedy which prom ote* internal cleanliness without debilitatin g the organs on which it acts. I t i» therefore all important, in order to get It» bene ficial effect», to note when you pur chase, that you have the genuine a rti cle, which i» manufactured by the Cali fornia F ig Syrup Co. on ly and »old by all reputable druggist». I f in the enjoym ent o f good health, and the »ystem 1» regular, laxative» or other remedies are then not needed. I f afflicted with any actual disease, one may Vie commended to the most skillful physicians, hut if in need o f a laxative, bne should have the best, and with the well-inform ed everyw here, Syrup o f Eigs stands highest and is most largely tM ana gives most general satisfaction. W “ It seems to me that you can be de- per«lrd on to say the wrong thing more than any other man that I know ." “ W hat have I done?” “ insulted the BUggings fam ily.” "W h y. I tried to compliment them." “ You said that their v «b y , who hasn't any balr. looked ex- scr.y L ie its father.” “ Yea.” “ Well, i r r T C R E a n * P I L E S «•nr«*.: , no pay an- Bllgglne Is Insulted on bis own account, !> til <nr*1: wn<t for >»M>k. Pm M is s v ik l o f'-*TZ*n..T i>, tM M srktt Ml.. San Franclseo. and hts w ife Is Insulted on behalf s f the baby.” —Indianapolis Journal N .P .N . U. No. 705.- N a 783 P per acre. i'.íávJri The modern life-giver. It is nature'srem edy for weak men. Thousands o f young, middle-aged and old men have been re newed invigoruted and strengthened by its life-giving current. It cures when medi- , cine fulls. Improved electric suspensory free with each belt. A pocket e<lition o f the celebrated electro-medical work, ••Three Classes o f Aten” Illu*tratf»<l, ¡» .«ent »cnleri, by limit to 1 all who write, or it ran b#* had at tbe nifle# j u | m » h application. 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