EASTERN CLACKAMAS MANS, T IIl’RSDAY, OCTOBER 13. 1927
W h y H e Succeeded
H on ored politically
JUST HUMANS
and
profession
R. V .
Pierce, w h o s e
picture
appears
h ere,
made a
success fe w have
equalled. H is pure
h e r b a l remedies
which have stood
the test fo r many
years are s t i l l
. among the “ best
s e l l e r s.”
D r.
Pierce’s G o ld e n
M e d ic a l
D iscov
ery is a stomach
»Itera tive which makes the blood richer.
It clears the skin, beautifies it, pimples
and eruptions vanish quickly. Th is Dis
covery o f Dr. P ierce’s puts you in fine
condition. A ll dealers have it in liquid
o l tablets.
Send 10 cents fo r trial pkg. o f tab-
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w rite fo r fre e advice.
ally, during his lifetim e, Dr.
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Q E T IE C A R R
\ f ANY the songs they slug you.
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mothers o f men.
Many the flow’ rs they bring you, moth- i
er o f men.
But think, If you see and know,
There is a fairer blossom, though,
Just a daisy o f long ago.
Mothers o f men.
Once from a wilder garden, mothers
of men,
Asking your praise and pardon, moth
ers o f men,
Came a child with a little fist
Bearing a daisy, that you kissed,
Just a flovv’r that the reader missed.
Mothers o f men.
Soon will our blossoms perish, moth
ers o f men,
But there Is one you cherish, moth
ers o f men.
Never long will the flowers last,
Flowers wither and fade so fast,
But there Is one that the reaper
passed,
Mothers o f men.
One you will wear in heaven, mothers
o f men,
One In our childhood given, mothers
o f men.
Once a child with a little fist
Brought you a daisy, that yon
kissed—
There Is one that the reaper missed,
Mothers o f men.
T H IN K
AB O U T
By
W A L K E R
F.
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b y removing the c a u s e —pressing an d
rubbing of shoes. They are thin, medi
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D £ Scholl’s
X tin o -p a d s
P u t one on — the
pain is gone!
For Pipe Sores, Fistula
Poll EvU Try
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W . N. U ,
O E S every day find you lame, stiff and achy? Do you
feel tired and drowsy— suffer nagging backache, head
ache and dizzy epella?
A re the kidney secretions
\ scanty and burning in passage?
Know, then, that these are often signs of improper kidney
action. Sluggish kidneys allow acid poisons to remain in the
blood and upset the whole system.
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TH E
E A R T H ’S
B IR T H D A Y
I
These computations are. o f course,
largely theoretical, but in geology we
have a more direct evidence both ns
to tho age o f the earth and ns to the
time life has been exlstnnt.
The study o f rock formation and
the Investigation o f fossil remains
definitely establish the age o f the
earth at millions on millions o f years
and the existence o f life to have
been o f almost equal millions.
Certain It Is that the stalactites and
the stalagmites In the caves at Luruy
In Virginia have been millions of
years In formation for this Is proven
by direct computation from the pres
ent rate of Increase In size.
rt Is certain that mnn, or at least a
being endowed with reason, has been
In existence since before the age of
the mastodons and while flie horse
was still a four-toed animal no larger
than a good-sized dog.
Man as he then existed knew o f fire
and Its uses and had- already devised
for himself simple weapons o f o f
fense and defense, and the remains o f
human skulls such ns the Skull o f
Engls or that o f Cro Magnon would
evidence that even at that remote
time the human race was high above
Its animal associates and had estab
lished its dominion over the lower
forms o f life ami Intelligence.
O CTO BER
D IS H E S
HE difference between
success
fall months when the nuts
T ful
marriage and an unsuccessful
T HE
and games are in season, we turn
one is often no more’ll tbe difference
a
to some o f the cherished dishes which
so many enjoy.
New York Chestnut Bread.
Take
two
cupfuls
of
unsifted
graham flour, one cupful of pastry
flour, two-thirds o f a cupful o f brown
sugar, one teaspoonful o f salt, three
teaspoonfuls o f baking powder, two
cupfuls o f buttermilk, one and one-
eighth teaspoon fills o f soda, one cup
ful of finely chopped chestnuts. To
the flours add the sugar, salt and
baking powder; when well mixed add
the remaining ingredients. Turn into
a buttered pan, cover and let stand
twenty-four minutes. Bake In a mod
erate over for forty-five minutes.
O ld - fa s h io n e d
G in g e rb re a d .
Take one cupful o f butter, two cup
fuls o f brown sugar, three eggs, one
tablespoonful of ginger, one cupful of
milk, one teaspoonful o f soda *nnd
seven cupfuls o f pastry flour. When
the
butter and
sugar
are
well
creamed, break In an egg and heat
w e ll; repeat until all the eggs are
used, then add ginger, salt, soda
with the latter dissolved In the milk.
N owt add the sifted flour.
Put a
small cake o f dough on a well
greased baking sheet and roll out to
a quarter Inch In thickness. Bake In
a rather hot oven until brown.
Re
move from the oven, cut In squares
or oblongs, lay on a cake cobbler and
frost if desired.
These gingerbread
cakes will keep for a long time If
kenf In tin boxes.
Chestnut Stuffing for Turkey.
Remove the shells from as many
chestnuts as needed, then boil In
their skins In salted water.
When
they are soft, remove the nuts and
peel them. Now mash ns thoroughly
as potatoes. Take equal portions of
fine bread crumbs, sweet mashed po
tatoes and chestnuts, mix well, add
ing butter and. If too dry, a little
creatn. Season with fine herbs, finely
chopped onion and pepper to taste
Some prefer all chestnuts, omitting
the potato and crumbs.
A w
B O U R J A 1L Y
Beg Pardon
Jones— How much are the orangesl
Girl Clerk— Sixty cents a dozen.
Jones— Aren’t you a little dear?
Girl Clerk— Sir, I’ll call the man
ager !
Iren
Bein’ a good sport don’t mean put
tin’ up with everything.
It means
reducin’ the tilings you gotta put up
with to n minimum and then bein’
game nliout them.
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Husbands appreciate good sports
manship Just ns much ns they nppre
d a te any other good quality— that is
to say. they think it’s coinin’ to ’em
FOR
THE
GANDER-
Women used to ask themselves—
“ I wonder if lie'll try to kiss me?”
Now they ask— “ I wonder when— 7“
I f you gotta fight with a woman,
fight with everything you got.
It's
on’y after a good w ar that you caD
expeck peace.
However, lioldin’
worth three tiaies os
it. The Phillistines
t>eople tlint was put
by the Jawbone o f an
your peace is
much as makin'
wasn’t the on’y
out o f business
ass.
(C o p y righ t.)
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Do You Know
That:
E phrase to “ bury the hatchet”
T H came
from our own Indians. It Is
M O T H E R F letcher’s
Castoria is especially pre
pared to relieve Infants in
arms and Children all ages of
Constipation, Flatulency, Wind
Colic and Diarrhea; allaying
Feverishness arising therefrom, and, by regulating the Stomach
and Bowels, aids the assimilation of Food; giving natural sleep.
T o avoid imitations, always look for the signature o f
Absolutely Harmless - No Opiates. Physicians everywhere recommend it.
Pow der
G irls!
Teacher— So you don’ t* know what
letter comes after “ h” ?
Boy— No’ m.
Teacher— What have I on either side
o f my nose?
Boy— Looks like powder from here.
-V an cou ver Province.
Marie— I shall not marry a man un
less he Is my exact opposite.
Alice— You’ re asking fo r an almost
perfect man.
A sense o f humor
laugh amid tlie tears.
will
bring
an Illusion to a command given to
the North American Indians by their
“ Great Spirit” when they smoked the
peace-pipe to “ bury the hatchet,”
war clubs and scalping knives in the
ground so that all thought o f enmity
might be burled out o f sight and so
out o f mind.
T o “ bury tbe hatchet” has now
come to mean a desire for friendliness
and a wish to end the strife and en
mlty.— Anna S. Turnqulst.
( © 1927, b y W e s t e r n N e w s p a p e r U n io n .)
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T ow n ley— Must be great to live out
In tbe country. You’re not shut In by
buildings.
hubbubs— N o ; only by billboards.—
Boston Transcript.
between a good sport and a martyr.
((E). 1927. Western Newspaper Union.)
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What Does Your Child
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Colds
Headache
Pain
Neuralgia
Neuritis
Toothache
Lumbago
Rheumatism
TEC H N O LO G Y
P ortlfU M l.O rogoB
B.-antifal
D
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O h ! suns and s k ie s and clo u d s o f June,
A nd d a y s o f Ju ne to g e th e r .
You ca n n o t r iv a l fo r one h o u r
O c to b e r's b r ig h t blu e w e a th e r .
— Helen Hunt Jackson
From N ecessity O nly
Ends pain at onceJ
Elim inate W aste Poisons from the Blood.
S O M E T H IN G T O
D aily Dialogue
CORNS
Feel
Stiff
a n d Achy?
To be W ell the Kidney» Must Thoroughly
(© by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.)
F W E knew Just the date of the
earth’s birth we could add another
holiday to the ones we now celebrate.
T h e “ twin” regiments o f the Span
Professor Mnreaux o f the observa
Ish-Amerlcun war, the First Ueorgla tory o f Bourges In France, while he
and the Thirty-first Michigan, were ut has not attempted to fix the exact
one time on the verge of a pitched birth o f the earth, issued a statement
battle, according to W. L. Grayson of that his study and Investigations es
Savannah, senior cominunder-iu-chief tablish the age o f the earth at not
o f the United Spanish W ar Veterans. less than 5QQ,000,000 years and the
The trouble begnn when the tiand of period o f life on this planet at about
the
Michigan
regiment
marched 250,000,000 yeurs.
through the camp at Chirkumuug«
I f the French professor Is right
park
playing
“ Marching
Through Mother Earth Is getting old enough to
Georgia,” Grayson related. The Geor be quite sensible and life -has been
gia men were restrained by their otfi here long enough to have established
cere with difficulty and finally decided pretty substantial evidence o f what
on an unique retaliation. T h e next natural development can accomplish.
morning, ufter a hasty night rehearsal
The greatest age hitherto ascribed
o f an unfamiliar selection, the Georgia to the earth has been the figures ar
band marched on the parade ground rived at by the calculations of the
lustily playing the hated “ Marching time which It has taken the earth to
Through Georgia.” — Detroit News.
cool from a white hot mass to Its
present temperature and the retard
ing effects o f the tides on the period
Blooey— I f your gurters tighten, o f the earth’s revolution.
look for rain, Is the advice of an
Sir W illiam Thompson, applying the
Omaha weather expert, I see.
Fourier method o f heat conduction,
Flooey— And i f they loosen, look concluded that the earth could not he
fo r something else than rain to com» less than 20,000,000 years old else It
down.
would still be too hot to live on and
not more than 400,000,000 years old
or w e would not find any Increase In
“ Do you believe In sleeping out of temperature In deep excavations.
The same scientist computing the
doors
effects o f the tides concluded that the
“ N ot while I can pay the rent.”
earth was about 100.000,000 years old.
R egim ents Once Clashed
JÉ
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
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TH E FLO W ER
H E M IS S E D
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Excellent Reason for
That Sable Trimming
Mrs. Charles P. T aft, who with her
husbuud, has founded the magnificent
Cincinnati Institute o f Pine Arts, con-
detuned at a dinner purty the costll
ness o f modern fashions.
"T h ey get more costly every year,”
she said. “ A woman used to bu)
leather shoes with real soles, shoes
that could be walked In ; but she buys
now, for $40 or $r>0, sundals of llzurd
skin and cloth o f gold that would
go to pieces on her If she walked s
tnile.
“ 1 beard a story the other day that
shows up modern fashions beautifully.
A millionaire's w ife came down to din
ner In oue o f her new summer gowns
— a diaphanous thing bordered wltb
sable.
“ ‘H ow do you like fills go w n i’ she
asked her husbuud.
“ ‘Fine,’ he answered, as he wiped
his wet forehead, for the evening was
w a rm ; ‘but 1 don’t quite see whst
put pose the sable serves.’
She laughed complacently.
‘It serves the purpose,’ she an
swered, ‘o f showing that we can af
ford I t ’ ”
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P O R T L A N D , N O . 4 1 -1 9 2 7
Slowly we nre lenrnlng aomethlnc
o f the history o f the globe on which
we live. M ore slowly mnn Is develop
ing find advancing.
The next 500.000,000 y^n rs o f the
earth’s existence should he worth liv
ing. the next 250.000 000 years o f the
development o f life should bring forth
some human beings who will have a
genuine excuse for existence; who
will accomplish something well worth
while.
So far the human race has not been
a very great success.
There Is so much that we do not
know compared with what there Is to
know that the wisest o f the world
are. In reality, hopelessly Ignorant.
The only thing to do Is to keep on
seeking to Improve. Delving s little
more deeply Into the unknown and
trying every day to he s little wiser
and n little more civilized than we
were yesterday.
by Me<~*tur« Newapaper Syndicate.|
DOES N O T AFFECT TH E H EART
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“ The radio must have been knowi
longer ago than Is generally s ip
p<*sed.” says Antiquarian Anne, “ else
what did they mean when they spoke
o f making Rome howl?”
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W H Y DOES H O T W A T E R M A K E
C L E A N E R T H A N COLD?
US
H o t w a t e r m elt» the fa t a n d oil«
T h a t c lin g a b o u t o u r i k n,
A n d leave« ue e m oo th a n d cle a n a n d
w h it e
W h e r e v e r d ir t hae been.
(C o p y righ t.)
B id d y
Lonesom e
A sitting hen at East Hampton
Conn., did a motherly task for 15 egjri
for three weeks. The eggs were in a
(fla il's nest uncovered while Albert
Saltus was mowing. Michael Daley
lent the hen and eight chicks wen
hatched. Biddy took the family for t
walk and Mother Quail appeared
called the eight little ones and disuf
pea ted with them in the wood*
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