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Page 7 EAST CLACKAMAS NEWS. THURSDAY, AUGUST 4, 1027 WOMEN OF MIDDLE AGE OUR COMIC SECTION P raise Lydia E. Pinkham ’s V egetable Com pound Mra. Annie Kw inskl of 526 1st Ave nue. Milwaukee. Wis., w rites th a t ehe became so weak and ru n d o w n th a t she was not able to do her housework. She saw the nam e Lydia E. Pinkham ’s Vege table Compound In the paper and said to her husband, "I will try th a t m edi cine a n d see It It will help me." She says she took six bottles and Is feel ing m uch better. Mrs. M attie Adams, who lives In Downing Street, Brewton, Ala., w rites a s fallows: “A friend recommended L ydia E. P inkham ’s Vegetable Com pound and since taking it 1 feci like a different woman.” W ith her children grown up, th e m id dle-aged woman finds tim e to do the things she never had tim e to do before —read th e new books, see th e new plays, enjoy h e r grand-children, take an active p a rt In church and civic affairs. F a r from being pushed aside by th e younger set, she finds a full, rich life of her own. T h at is, if her health is good. T housands of women past fifty, say they owe th e ir vigor and health to Lydia E. Pinkham ’s Vegetable Com pound, and are recommending i t to their friends and neighbors. " In-L aw s ” H usband (driving his c a r p ast a farm er’s spun of mules which hap pened to bray a t th a t m om ent)—Rel atives of yours, I suppose. W ife (sm iling sw eetly)—Yes, by m arriage. W Stationary Engine Operators I f y o u o p era te a cem ent- m ix er, a com pressor, o r an y type o f sta tio n a ry engine- d riv e n eq u ip m en t ju st in- a d l a set o f C h a m p io n s if y o u w a n tth e d e p e n d a b ility , th e efficiency a n d econom y th a t m ak es C h a m p io n th e better sp a rk plug. C h am pio n ij the better tp ark plutt Ixtcause o f its doub le-tib lred sillim a» nite core—its two-piece co n stru ctio n an d its t p t - C ia l a n a ly sts electrodes. C h am pion X — Staining Fingers— Without Long Hours of Boiling— Without Depending Upon Berries or Fruit Being In Season. C h a m fn o n — C a r s o th e r t h a n F o rd * for F ord * 60 t 75<t C hampion Spark-Plugs T O L E D O , O H IO f For your protection be sure C h a m p io n s you b u y are the original Champion cartons. t il H A Y - O Is g u a r a n t e e d t o g i v e in s t a n t a n d a b s o lu t e r e l i e f t o a n y c a s e <-f H A Y F E V E R in t h e w o r ld , o r u m e y fu n d i I P r i e s $1. T H E H A Y - O C O .. S u m la n c e , W y o m in g . P A R K E R ’S H A IR B A L SA M Removed Dandruff-Stops Hair Falling R e s to r e s C o lo r a n d B e a u t y t o G r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir 60c and $1.00 at Dnuritiats. Hidcox Ch-ni. Wka , l ’wt.-hoKue.N Y. H I N D E R C O R N S R e m o v e s C orns. C al lo u s e s , e t c ., s to p s a l l p a in , e n s u r e s co m fo rt t o th e f e e t , m a k es w a lk in g e a s y . 15c by m a il o r a t D rug g is ts . l l is o o x C h em ic a l W orks, l ’a tc h o g u e , N. Y. K A I I I I I T N K 1N N W A N T E D A ll v a r i e t i e s . T o p p r ic e s . Y u lc a u d u F u r C o ., 2103 W e s t e r n A v e .. S e a t t l e . W a s h . LJP G EN EROU S 5 0 < SOX A t AU D rufc^iats — Money back Guarantee eVURt.OC.l’.'t-'Nj.AL CO, - NASMVIU.E.TCHN. C o m e d y C a p tio n s A prize com petition in the London S aturday Review, set by Princess Blbesco, called for hum orous lines such ns appear on the funny films. \Ye select a few of those elicited: “The only man who w as net spoiled by being lionized w as Daniel.” “He suffered severely from cold feet, but they were not Ids own.” “I left her In the G rand Canyon trying to get the last word with an echo.” ‘‘It was a town so full of law yers th at they changed the hotel’s nam e to ‘W rits.’ ” “It was the sort of stre e t In which Cupid shot only with Pierce Arrows.’ —Boston T ranscript. E stopped “Well, If the fish was ns big as all th at, why didn't you weigh It?” "I could find no hay scales.” E xplanation Is not study. Aching, Swollen Feet \ Tf y o u r e y o a fir e Boro, prêt R o m a n E y e B a ls a m . A p p l y It at n ip h t a n d y o u n ro h e a le d b y m o r n in g . 372 l ’e a r l S t.. N . Y. A d v , R ic h M a n S e e k s D ole © W e a te r n N e w s p a p e r U n io n a » 1 THE FEATHERHEAD3 _ _ _ L*’ i ' ir€r ö I 7 ( €Zr. A L V xN 'O ifc Although lie had .a private Income of $1,250 a year and owned nearly $.'50.- 000 in gilt-edged securities. John Boomer, a cabinet-m aker of Belfast, thought th a t as lie was not working he should receive si government dole for the unemployed. The judge questioned Ids theory nnd lined him $125 for attem pting to defraud the government. Kill All Flies 1 DISEA SE Plr.eed anywhere. DAISY 1 LY k .l.L E R attracts and i ail th es. N ’.at, clean, ornamental, convenient and cheap. L asts all sea so n . Made o f m etal, can’t spill or tip over; will not roil or injure an ything. Guaranteed. Insist upon DAISY ItY KILLER HAROLD SOMERS from you r dealer. Brooklyn N. Y. W. N. U.. PORTLAND. NO. 31-1927. A n cien t H eb re w P ottery The Mlspah expedition of the Pa cific school of religion has discovered a rich store of Israelite pottery. Prof. William Bade, leader of tin* expedi tion, has decided t<> continue the work of excavation. N ear the ancient Semitic tem ple at Tel-en-anshen two closed cisterns, hewn out of the bed rock, were found by the scientists. T he governor of Jerusalem , recogniz ing the im portance of Hie discovery, accepted an Invitation to open the cis terns Immediately. They were found to contain many fine specimens of [lot tery. Several form s of the pottery are oni¡rely new to ceram ics in the N ear East. Social agencies In New York city spend more than $ 100.000 a year In finding jobs for the physically and m entally laindicapped who need work. High Finance, Tim " Ail 11 LI I1! 1 ! 11 M!l>*'' ’M l l l l li n FOR O VER ZOO YEARS Ma Buzz w ent to the country, Hooray! LIT spray clears y o u r hom e o f flies and mos quitoes. It also kills bed bogs, roaches, ants, and th e ir eggs. Fatal to insects b ut harmless to m ankind. W ill n o t stain. G et Flit today. F h a a rle m oil h a s b e e n a w o rld - w id e re m e d y fo r k id n e y , liv e r a n d b la d d e r d is o rd e rs , rh e u m a tis m , lu m b a g o a n d u ric a c id c o n d itio n s. HAARLEM V d C T i-..— *2 # ... M ake Jellies One of the most Interesting nnd yet one of the sim plest new products in th e food field Is called m inute Jelly. It Is pure fruit or berry juice already boiled down and concentrated. To th is concentrated Juice, fru it pectin in the right am ount has been added. T h e pectin Is th a t p a rt of fru it which m akes jelly "jell.” It Is as pure and wholesome ns the fru it juice. To m ake the jelly tak e the little bottle of concentrated juice, pour In a sauce pan, add w a te r nnd sugar ac cording to directions on the bottle and boll a few m inutes. Then pour Into Jelly glasses and when it has become cold you have the m ost delicious pure fru it jelly you ever tasted. A few bottles kept on hand, selected according to your ta s te for jellies, nnd you can make up a few glasses ju st as you w ant It. One small bottle m akes two glasses of Jelly. If you wish to try two bottles send us twenty-five cents and we will give you your choice of grape, mint, pineapple, orange, raspberry, straw berry or blackberry. Or four bottles—nil different—for fifty cents. Address I>epartinont WU, Gen eral Packing Corp., C ranford, New Jersey.—Adv. F o r e c o n o m y ’s s a k e , w h y n o t b u y a v e r m ifu g e w h ic h e x p e ls W o rm s o r T a p e w o r m w ith a s in g le d o se? D r. P e e r y ’s “ D e a d E h c t ” d o e s It. 372 P e a r l S t .. N . Y . A d v . T y ra n n /j > - W ithout K new Not W hat H e A te No sensible person will continue to suffer from those Intense agonizing throbbing foot pains when every well stocked drug store has Moone's E m erald Oil and sells It w ith an ab solute guarantee of satisfaction or money back. Your feet m ay be so swollen nnd Inflamed th a t you think you can’t go another step. Y our shoes m ay feel as If they are cutting right Into the flesh. You feel sick all over w ith the pain and to rtu re and p ray for quick relief. W hat’S to be done? Two o r th ree applications of Moone’s E m erald Oil and In fifteen m inutes the pain and soreness dis appears. A few m ore applications at regular Intervals and th e swelling reduces. And best of all any offensive odor Is gone for good—It’s a wonderful form ula—th is combination of essen tia l oils w ith cam phor and other antiseptics so m arvelous th a t thou sands of bottles are sold annually for reducing varicose or swollen veins. Cities everywhere have their silent policemen, hut they a re m ade of stone or m arble or granite. Coleman, T ex u s has a sib nt policeman in hum an tlesh —Kush Johnigun, fifty-year-old deaf- mute, who weighs ISO pounds, stands erect, dresses well and w ears a Texas ten-gallon hat. F o r seven years Johnlgan has served Coleman elliciently, says the American Magazine, equipped with a .45 autom atic, which he has never yet hnd occasion to use. Generally a tap on the hack is enough to cause a law breaker to yield to this officer, who never argues the case out of court. Johnlgan is on m otor vehicle duty and has had dealings with tourists from e \e ry state in the Union. Some tim es tlie transgressor attem p ts to argue the question with him, but when he discovers he is In custody of one who can neither h ear nor speak he stops talking and goes to the Judge to tell it. A N ew W ay to A Mexican and an American who worked on the night shift of u Kansas salt plant nte th eir m idnight lunch to gether. l)n several occasions the Mex ican had rabbit m eat in his pail, and he shared Ills supply with Ills comrade. “W here do you get rabbits, Jose?" the American asked one n ig h t “I can’t find nny.” •‘My wife she get *um," Jose replied. "She said ever' night they come ’round house and m ake noise. She shoot ’urn.” “Noise? R abbits don’t m ake noise.” “Sure,” Jose asserted positively. “Go meow, meow.”—Exchnnge. Money Back If Emerald Oil Doean’t Do Away With All Soreneaa, Swelling and Distress in 24 H o u r s . O n e B o t t l e Proves it. Never ’‘Talk B ack" to This Texes Policeman OIL * ■ DESTROYS correct interna! trouble,, «timulate vital organ,. Three six«. All druggist,. Insist on the original genuine G o l d M e d a l . IS n ’ t N egli i n f l a m e d e y e l i d s ov o t h e r e y e ir r it a tio n s . Y o u w ill f in d a s u o t h l n s r a n d n a f e r e m e d y in M IT C H E L L EYE SALVE. r x / S v % /' & ALL A RUCKEL at all N e w Y o r k C ity d r u x x is U . H A N F O R D ’S Balsam of Myrrh For Poisoned Wound, •> Rusty Nail Wound,, Ivy Poisoning, etc. All ¿«alert a r t ait)ioro*4 to refoad yawr « lint battle if M l sorted. omt U r tfca Flies Mosquitoes Moths Ants Bed Bugs Roaches ® "T%e y llow tan W ith the b ia ik h a n d " ...» I C U T1C U R A H elps Business Girls to Look T heir Best The regular use of Cuticura Soap, assisted by touches of Cuticura Ointment when requited, keeps the complexion fresh and free from blemishes, the hair live and glossy, and the hands soft and smooth. Cuticura Talcum is fragrant and refreshing, an ideal toilet powder. Soap 25<*. Ofntmart 28 and §0e. Tab-run 2 0 . Sold »very- ‘'■•nr. Sampte each fro* Addrms : "CaUcara LaU.r- »tort*», D ipt M M»14*n. M iss W F* t u ’ S b a v in e S tic k 2 So.