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E A ST E R N CLA CK AM AS NEWS. T H l'R S D A Y , MARCH 3. 1927
Is It Your Nerves?
Bakersfield, Calif.—“1 had a nere
cue breakdown, unable to leave mj
bed. I was under the care of a doo
tor. but was • not
getting along at
well as 1 thought
I should, so I start
ed t a k i n g Dr.
Pierce's
Favorite
Prescription and 11
Is the tonlo and
nervine that re
stored me to health.
Its soothing effect
upon my n e r v e s
was w o n d e r f u l
while taking the first bottle, but 1
continued Its use uutit 1 had taken
five bottles and was then completely
restored to health. I have never had
a physical or a nervous breakdown
since, which proves the thoroughness
of the 'Prescription' In reaching the
source of the trouble and then over
coming it.'1—Mrs. Gertrudo Higlay.
1224 Truxton Ave. All dealers.
SCHOOL
A
DAt]S
I A
A f EN hnrr.v home before the ap-
•L* 1
prom hlng storm ;
When day turns dark, they think of
hearths and fires,
Some bed to lie In, and a house to
warm—
When day turns dark these are the
heart's desires.
When That hour comes, when rolling
clouds arise,
When men go hurrying homeward
ways,
Home will not fall like manna from
the skies—
They must have built It In their bet
ter days.
FO R
C o u g h s duet° C o ld s
S U C C E S S F U L FO R 60 YEAR S
30c & 90c
At all D ru ggists
CALIFORNIA
Small improved farms In well established
settlement. Fruit, alfalfa, dairy, hogs, poul
try. Churches, high school, grammar'echoola.
Also unimproved lands with first water right*.
Easy terms. Write F resn o F a rm s, K erm an , C alif.
The world moves on, its progres
brings
N uff Sed
D E M A N D “ B A Y E R ” ASPIRIN
G r a n d r e f o r m s , u n d r e a m e d o f th in e:?
S Y©U journey along the road of
A
life, you may observe as you push
your way In and out, elbowing
On the sunny-side we find better
health, good fortune. Inspiration and
Innumerable uplifting thoughts which
ennoble the soul.
And we get them In abundance, for
they are always there, delectable and
, lovely as gardens of new-born roses.
The kindly face of the old lady you
! just brushed by in your eagerness to
get ahead, bears testimony to the mys
tic magnetism of the sunny-side. And
the fine old gentleman Immediately
ahead, attests by his erect carriage
and beaming countenance that he has
unfalteringly trod the sunny-side,
since the day he resolved to leave
the shadows In which he was wither
ing and fading.
There is a lingering boyishness In
his -demeanor and In his vigorous
step as lie wends his way, lifts his
hat and smiles with serene content
ment.
A harmless vegetable butter color
uked by millions for 50 years. Drug
stores and general stores sell bottles
of "Dandelion” for 35 cents.—Adv.
W o r ld ’ s D e b t to E dison
S
Edison has given mankind inven
tions which, In their present develop
ment, ure conservatively valued at
$15,000,000,000.
PER M A N EN T R E L IE F FO R ECZEM A
U s e d b y n o t e d d o c t o r 40 y r a . L * jn * t o r d e r
u n l e s s y o u w i l l f o llo w d i r e c t i o n s . S e n d $ 2 o r
w r ite M A D D E N
CO M PA N Y, B ox
S72. E l
I 'a a o , T e x a ^ 1, f o r f u l l I n f o r m a t i o n . - —A d v .
N ic k e ls M o u n ted U p
One Bath (Maine) woman op Christ
mas eve, 1925, commenced saving her
nickels, and during the year would not
spend one when it could lie avoided.
On Christmas eve, 1926, she got out
her nickels and counted them.
She
had $152.05.
For years, let us suppose, you were
1 morose, modish, sullen. Ill-humored,
churlish arid sulky, then one day, an
I n s i s t o n h a v i n g D r . P r e r y ’a “ D e a d S h o t ”
fo r W o rm s o r T a p e w o rm an d th e d ru g g tx t
impulse seized you and led you to the
w ill g e t It fo r y o u . 372 P e a r l S t .. N . Y . A d v .
sunny-side.
In a little while you were trans
H o m e T a len t
formed. flushed with fervor, enthusi
Neighbor—-W hat's that awful yell asm. tender passfon and rapturous
ing over at your house, Elsie?
adorptlpn.
Elsie—That’s baby paging mother. I You saw with new eyes, felt with
new sensibility, heard with new de
S lo p th e P a in .
T h e h u r t o f a b u rn o r a c u t s to p s light. You were a changed being, due
w h e n C o le 's C a r b o l l s a l v e is a p p lie d . I t entirely, to taking
the sunny-side,
h e a l s q u ic k ly w i t h o u t s c a r s .
30c and
«Oc b y a l l d r u g g i s t s , o r se n d 3 0 c to where you could discern the bright
T h e J . W . C o le C o.. 127 S. E u c l i d A v e . , and beautiful things In life which all
O a k P a r k , 111.— A d v e r tis e m e n t.
the while had been close about you,
but hidden In the dark.
Even If a man's good deeds live
( © by M c C lu r e N e w s p a p e r S y n d ic a t e .)
after him, he Isn't in a position to
care.
T
Sure Relief
But nothing modern can fill the
place
the d e a r o ld home a n d mother's
face.
— M rs. C. Jewett.
T A K E THE SUNNY-SIDE
the crowds and perhups studying
Take Tablets Without Fear If You
faces, that It Is worth while to take
See the Safety "Bayer Cross."
[ the sunny-side.
There is at the best an odd, un
W arning! Unless you see the name comfortable mixture of shades and
"Bayer” on packuge or on tnblets you
shadows, which has a way of dampen
are not getting the genuine Bayer ing ardor and giving you the ‘‘blues,”
Aspirin proved sufe by millions and when you are. doing your utmost to be
prescribed by physicians for 26 years. cheerful.
Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin.
Hope, It Is affirmed, deserts us at
Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv.
no period of our existence, hut It cod
dles a little closer and smiles infinite
C ou ld H a r d ly E x p e c t O n e
ly sweeter when we elect to choose
Jones—Have you a reference from the sunny-side and saunter along In
your last employer?
step with it, under the spell of Us
Typist—Well, n o; you see I ntarried cheery companionship.
and divorced him.
“ DANDELION BUTTER COLOR”
Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
No clap of hund will raise a fnlrj
house.
No shelter open by some magic
deed;
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
To have a roof when winter winds ea
rouse
A man must build in time of little
pt only “ Daver” package
need.
which contains proven directions.
The fool will say, “I’ll build a house
In time,
IJandv “Payer” boxes of 12 tableta
S
a
f ^
Also bottles of 24 and 100— Druggists.
But now the summer blossoms
A s p irin ls th e tr a d e m a rk o f B a y e r M a n u fa c tu re o f M o n o a c e tlc a c td e s te r o f S a l l c r l t c a d d
ev’rywhere.”
But who would buve a house to which
H ousing and C h ild H ea lth
to climb
The larger and more comfortable
Must build It In the days when
| the family house, all other tilings be
days are fair.
ing equal, the better chance baffles
So folly thinks of faith. When all ls have to live, according to a recently
published yearly report on child wel-
well
Why heed the solemn summons of j fare In England. In one-room dwell-
j Ings, in Newcastle-on-Tyne, the death
the church?
“When I have sorrow, I have woe to ! rate was 108; In two-room dwellings,
] 100; In three-rooms, 89; while In
tell,
Then for her consolation I shall those over three rooms. It dropped
! to 7a
search.”
But faith Is builded as all shelters are,
And who would pray must also learn
to praise.
A faith to hide us when the tempests
roar
We must have builded In our better
days.
( © b y M c C lu r e N e w s p a p e r S y n d i c a t e .)
In theatrical, club, and shopping
8ays Backache Often Meant You
centers.
Have Not Been Drinking
One block from Union Square.
Everv
room withprivate bath.
Enough Water
Popular dining room.
Garage in same block.
Under proprietor-management of
When yon wake up with bncknche
Lto Lebtnbaum
rnd dull misery In the kidney region
B y H. I R V I N Q K I N Q
It may mean that you have been eat
«
H O T E L
ing foods which create acids, says a
well-known authority. An excess of
VAM PIRES
such acids overworks the kidneys In
HIS Is an ancient Slavic supersti their effort to filter It from the blood
POST STREET NEAR MASON
tion which spread to many lands and they become sort of paralyzed and
SAN FRANCISCO
but flourished chiefly among peoples loggy. When your kidneys get slug
who buried their dead Instead of cre gish and clog you must relieve them,
mating them. Though much less com like you relieve your bowels, remov SELIG BROS., San Francisco
rs
mon then formerly the vampire super ing all the body's urinous waste, else H a v e o u r lo c a l W d e h a o le le r s a t le a k T e a ilo
y o u r m e a s u r e fo r a
stition Is by no means extinct. In 1870 you have backache, Rick headache, " S a t i s f a c t i o n G u a r a n t e e d " A L L - W O O L S U I T .
P r i c e s to a u i t y o u r p u r s e .
and 1871 there were many trials of dizzy spells; your stomach sours,
people accused of disturbing dead tongue ls coated and when the weuth-
bodies In connection with vamptreism pr Is had you have rheumatic twinges.
in Germany—there seemed to be an The urine ls cloudy, full of sediment,
S A N F R A N C I S C O ’S N E W FIN E M O TE L
epidemic of the superstition just then channels often get sore, water scald.: E v e r y ro o m w i t h h a t h o r s h o w e r . $ 2 .0 0 to $3.£4L
Jo n e s a t E d d j .
G a r a g e n e x t d o o r.
—and In comparatively recent years and you are obliged to seek relief two
or
three
times
during
the
night.
P E N N A N T P A R L O R C O A C H L IN ES
at least two cases have come to light |
H e m lo ck 9571
Either consult a good, reliable phy 11H0 M a r k e t H t.. H an P r a n o U c o
in New England.
•
sician
at
once
or
get
from
your
phar
San Francisco *„ £:?»'t"d |}| Jg
A vampire Is supposed to he a dead
l a n d B K I'O T
-
P lu m e A tt w a te r Ü « !
person who cemes fortn from his grave macist about four ounces of Jad H P o K A r t TTI.
h D E P O T , 50f. S e n e c a S t . P h o n e H U lo tt 7568
S
alts;
take
a
tablespoonful
In
u
glass
to suck the blood of the living at
night. The superstition Is a bit hazy of water before breakfast for a few H O T E L W I L T S H I R E , San Francisco
340 H toek ton H t., n o a r U n io n S q u a r e
HutUir 2290
as to the form In which the vampire days and your kidneys may then ad
I I A K K Y H O Y I.K M a n a g e r
w ith b a t h , $2.60 s in g le , $3.60 d oubla»
comes, whether as a ghost or In the fine. This famous salts ls made 'rom O G n t m tn r ld j e ro rtw>ma
o m s w ith b a t h , $2.1)0 s in g le . $2.68 d o u bla»
itn T ik fa r.i.s 86«-. 60c, U0r; D iu n e n ,
, S u n d a y $1 (JO
actual, burled body. An examination j the acid of grapes and lemon Juice,
combined
with
llthla,
and
has
been
of the oldest and best authorities
SAN FRANCISCO
would seem to Indicate a sort of "as- ! Used for years to help clean and stim
tral body.” Criminals and suicides ulate sluggish kidneys, ulso to neu
3 8 7 F.iliti S t r e e t , a t Jo n en
turn Into vampires hut a rabbit run tralize acids In the system, so they no
O U T S I D E R O O M . P R I V A T E P A T H $2.00
ning over, or a bird flying over the longer irritate, thus often relieving
— -3
grave of an Innocent person may j bladder weakness.
W N. u., San Francisco, No. 8 -1927.
Jad
Salts
Is
Inexpensive,
cannot
In
ctmnge him Into a vampire.
This superstition doubtless orlgl jure and makes a delightful, efferves
Slang Sounds Loud
nated In the gloomy Imagination of cent lithiu-wuter drink. Drink lots of
Dorothy, aged four, was told not to
Slavs who saw their loved ones dying soft water.
say “gee,” as the word was slang.
from some wasting disease for which ;
That night, when tier father cam»»
N
ot
So
V
e
r
y
R
es
tfu
l
they were unable to account. In a
"You'll find this plare very restful.” j home. Dorothy ran to him, nnd said:
New England case of vamplrelsm
"Don't tell me th at; you remind me “Daddy. I don’t say ‘gee’ because IF*
which the writer Investigated about
of the time I had that assurance ami 'slnni'!’’ " It’s what?” asked the puz
thirty years ago the family afflicted
"Slatn,” repeated tho
a cyclone took the house away in the zled father.
were found to be consumptive. Burn
youngster.
Seeing thnt her parent
night.”
ing the body of the suspected vam
still did not understand. Dorothy went
pire Is the accepted remedy for the
to the door, opened It. and then closed
F o r b lo a te d f e e lin g a n d d is tr e s s e d b r e a t h
affliction.
in g d u e t o I n d i g e s t i o n y o u n e e d a m e d i c i n e
It with n bung. “Slain, like this,” shn
RH w e ll a s a
p u r g a tiv e .
W r i g h t '«
In d ia n
< © b y M c C l u r e N e w s p a p e r S y n d i c a t e .)
explained.
V e g e ta b le P ill« a r e b o th . A d v.
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h e
yo u n g
Of
HOUSEKEEPING HINTS
A S FOOD materials differ In price
with the locality and the season,
It Is often Impossible to strictly fol
low a recipe, as we find some Ingredi
ent either too expensive or difficult to
obtain.
If the housewife understands the
composition of foods she can substi
tute some other food material with
good results.
For example, when butter Is called
for In a recipe, chicken fat, seur
cream, clarified bacon fat or some
other butter substitutes may be used,
depending upon the food to be pre
pared.
Cream contains more water than
butter, chicken fat le s s : so, In using
such fats, their composition must be
considered.
Chopped nuts are added to foods
such as salads, mock meat loaves and
other dishes, adding food value to the
dish. All these things are Invaluable
to the housewife who Is interested in
feeding her family well and with
economy.
The Department of Agriculture of
each state and at Washington are
publishing bulletins from time to time,
many of them for the asking, of great
assistance to the housekeeper.
The following data may be helpful
In learning to compare values:
In one cupful of milk there Is or
should he two teaspoonfuls of fat.
In one cupful of cream, three table
spoonfuls of f a t ; double cream six ta-
blespoopfuls of fat.
Butter, fourteen tablespoonfuls of
f a t ; the two unaccounted for are salt
and moisture.
One cupful of English walnuts, two-
thirds of a cupful of fat.
One cupful of peanuts about one-
third of fat.
Chocolate, one ounce, a scant table
spoonful of fa t
Minute Soup.
Take one cupful of bread crumbs,
one tablespoonful of butter, one onion
grated, salt, pepper and a little poul
try dressing, one and one-half cupfuls
of rich cream and three cupfuls of
boiling water. Simmer one minute,
serve with crackers.
If Kidneys Act
Bad Take Salts
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lad y
ACROSS T H E W A Y
FO R INDIGESTION
2 5 * snd 75* Pk$s.Sold Everywhere
DON’T
HOTEL ROOSEVELT
HOTEL MENTONE
Horace—I’ll see you again some
time, eh, what?
Phyllis—Yes, I often go to visit
Uncle George.
Horace— Your Uncle George?
Phyllis— Yes, he’s an Insane asylum
superintendent.
M c C lu r e
N ew sp ap er
8 y o d .c a .t a .)
N o L etu p
Caller—Why don’t your husband
take a day off now and then?
Hostess—John works In the weather
bureau and you know, my dear, people
simply must have weather.—New Ha
ven Iteglster.
Whpre everybody ls busy knocking,
nobody hears Opportunity.
D
Aged Couple, Suffering Acutely from Rheumatism, N ew
If your lawyer heopena to he a
member of your family, he gen'rally
advises a settlement.
"From the day I was fortunate
•nough to line up with Tanlac,” says
Mr. Emil Langnans, ex-cavalryman
ind retired customs official, “it has
cept my health and strength up to
Ughest standard.”
Bitting in his comfortable home at
1219 107th Avenue, Oakland, Calif.,
Mr. L&nghamtold howTanlachad re-
ouilt strength and vigor for himself
»nd hiaoharming wife. “Tanlac worked
wonders for my wife," he said. "She
luffered from high blood pressure,
neuritis and general run-down condi
tion. Tanlac relieved her.
" I had sciatic rheumatism —suffered
for five years with it —so that I could
deep but little, on account of the pain.
Kidney trouble, indigestion ami loss
of appetite had reduced my strength
to a low ebb.
,
".Since takingTanlacmvhealth, ss
well as that of my wife, has been re
markable. Though 1 am retired, I
could resume my old work any time.
No rheumatism—nor kidney trouble
—in past two years. I never nuns an
ritis and Indigestion, Find Quick and Permanent
Relief in Tanlac and Praise It Highly
It’S gen’rslly less dangerous to face
a danger than to keep on bein’ afraid
to face I t
t«b by
T h e D iffe r e n c e
II«—I malfe the money.
8he— And I make It stretrh.- Chris-
tlan Science Monitor.
Oakland G. A. R. Veteran
and Wife Regain Health
FOR T H E G AN D ER—
People with strong »appetites ain’t
much bothered about niceties of taste.
Tile young lady across the way says
oo wonder lamb la so expensive when
so many o f the sheep are killed Just
for their wool
CECIL
T
Ton often go to bed eryln’ the days
you get up laughin'. But you seldom
go to bed laughin' the days you get
up cryln’.
INFLAMED
oAdvanlagts
SUPERSTITIONS
W o u ld H a v e T h a t P lea su re
< © . I I Î I . W e s t e r n N e w s p a p e r U n io n )
for two
CTHE W HY o f
FOR T H E GOOSE—
ON’T let your right-hand neighbor
know what your left hand neigh
bor Ls doin'.
I
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
CALIFORNIA DIRECTORY
STATE APPROVED LANDS
A young fellow wrote to his father
from college: “No-mon, no fun, your
eon.”
Promptly his father answered:
“How sad. too bad, your dad."
SAY “ BAYER A SPIR IN ” and INSIST!
What If yon do fight with her oc
casionally? Don’t a man always en \
Joy a horse the best that takes the
most break In' In?
Compliments don’t cost nothin' . .
to the giver.
<c«*rriafct>
“It ls to be noted," says Pertinent i
Polly, "»hat having a ehnrp tongue
never gets anybody a reputation a a • J
cutup.”
opportunity to fraise Tanlac.”
< lld and young, from coest to coest,
unite in praising thia famous remedy
of nature. Marte of roota, harka and
berla, acrording to thè esclusive Tan
lac formula, it is an amatine tomo
medicine All good druggnts sóli Tan
lac fict a houle todayl Over 40
nulli un b o tti« sold.