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EASTERN CLACKAMAS NEWS. THURSDAY. JANUARY 20. 1927 » Seven (X X IO O O O O O O O O O O O C H X X K X K K K IC IO A I VoRtctiH* . vnt C onn * <T it vow no T* in 6. VOoW IH FCB A UCKtN1 K h D NOOfna £oH H * 6 lT l7 , A*D AU. Tv*»* TuKS îaaT ry e W¿T tf«r Jv>sT SvrtPLV r^K,Ki U9 T^ p T »Ti £Onn* HUfiTj HoRT U*« Tr.ür-.OCîC , eeCAUJfc. T i A p T CIt- D 0 6 S T eA O A E R . 50 CM k T*Aiwtf la 09 SoPfeR. I P nn D I *sp l «/' lT wmT* *"&** ; YU WLj w*tifc W m <S‘TrtH *T» * V -O R » W K m O T^mn.w Kfoor ‘T OP COOR'.er, [ H«ow »T.U. M-.-RJ MOW "TO V^HPsVE- , K k D *T. 0 ow r TUw^ KfcûslT »T — Twff MMt*3 »T ^ \»0T • if '«00*0 UHt t C»T 0e7 » w ooco «V v W T « J L » Xb U K . T*e f c o t o r^ e . T-pT r e , 64MR- . ^ OMCt - OH W** AT UL 9c WvT*W7 KDD'N’ T^ hkiv V AfteOt «T. 10 y » kt * Tb 9C ih NOOl^ Sv^es! ‘r ôoft *>* ir FoR5\T »T 9 L m * ***** Sfcr5 c*eeiv 00 . « PjycHOPftTvWl.OCl S What Lincoln Would Have Said blasphemy By F. A. W A L K E R that Of heaven with the hectic cheeks Of dissipation. There can be Anotiier sort of blasphemy, A sacrilege another kind: When men assume to speak the mind Of Lincoln, when they dare to say What he would think upon this day. What he would say if he hud pow’r Upon some question of the hour. What Lincoln would have said he said ; Now let the record stand. The dead Have rights as well as living men. Who dares to speak for Lincoln then? His great heart sleeps. Who shall as sume To stand beside the martyr’s tomb And answer now for Lincoln's heart? What base ventriloquistic art With Lincoln's voice today recites? Remember that the dead have rights. Hide not behind the honest name Of Lincoln, seek to cloak your shame In his white robes. For only ghouls Rob great men’s graves, and only fools Put on the garments they lay down, The jester in the monarch’s crown. Play demagogue, if play you must. But keep your hands off dead men’s dust, Nor rob the great defenseless dead And say “what Lincoln would have said.” ((c) by M cClure N e w sp a p er S y n d ic a te .) ----------- O ----------- think the tiling you're about I F to VOU do might be wrong, listen to your mother and don’t do it. If you know It's right, listen to your mother, but go ahead. « Why is It next week looks bigger thun all last year? Once you let your neighbor come in without knockin', you gotta keep tlie latch on ull tlie time. FOR T H E G A N D E R — Educatin’ u fool is as much use as giviu' a blind man a birthday present of a mirror. Eve n a traffic cop'll talk gentle when there’s no motors In sight If people hate you. It’s often on ac count of sotne’n Inside themselves. But if they despise you—look Into it. (Coprrlsht > -------- O-------- By J ean N ewton * »- 00000000000000000000000000 THE MINSTREL SHOW HAT the once popular minstrel T show was an institution of Ameri can conception is to be assumed, for the negro as a character is, of course, the product of America. But that the impersonations which sang and laughed their way to popularity all over tlie world were tlie outgrowth of a man’s sentimental fancy, years be fore the Civil war, is not generally known, nor the peculiar circumstances of its beginning. For years Ned Christy, later world famous as the originator of the min strel entertainment, nursed a heart felt desire to portray to the North the life of tlie southern darkies. In tlie spring of 18411 at a hotel in Buf falo, lie suddenly proposed to the pro prietor of tlie establishment that he give some darky impersonations for the entertainment of the other guests. He had come unprepared, but with the assistance of tlie proprietor’s son and anotiier young man, some burnt cork and u banjo, violin, tambourine and bones, he gave his darky show. It met with so much favor at the hotel that he repeated the performance once or twice every day for several months. ((jp) by the Bell Syndicate, Inc.) ------- o -------- SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT B y DOU GLAS MALLOCH Is that T HERE speaks. , ^T, VjJ ve 60T To TKnt T . FO. f How It Started vwiC* I LOOK A«T tTf kUeiKil (S To IT. ---------------------------------------------- ---- fl A S C H O O L DAI]S MAKE YOUR MARK T ake h o m e a s m ile ; cares, fo rg e t th e p e tty T h e d u l l g r im g r i n d o f a ll t h e d a y 's a ffa irs ; T h e d a y is d o n e , c o m e , b e y o u r s e l f a w h ile T o n i g h t , to t h o s e w h o w a i t , t a k e h o m e a s m ile . Quart of Water Cleans Kidneys T ak e a Little Salts If Y our Back Hurts, or Bladder ia Troubling You No man or woman can make a mis take by flushing tlie kidneys occasion ally, says a well-known authority. Euting too much rich food creates acids, which excite the kidneys. They become overworked from the strain, get sluggish and fall to filter the waste and poisons from tlie blood. Then we get sick. Rheumatism, headaches, liver trouble, nervousness, dizziness, Sleeplessness and urinary disorders often come from sluggish kidneys. Tlie moment you feel a dull ache in tlie kidneys, or your buck hurts, or if tlie urine is cloudy, offensive, full of sediment, irregular of passage or at tended by a sensation of scalding, be gin drinking a quart of water each day, also get ahout four ounces of Jud Suits from any pharmacy; take a tnblespoonful in n glass of water be fore breakfast and in n few days your kidneys may net fine. Tills famous salts is made from the acid of grapes and lemon juice, com bined with llthla. and has been used for years to flush and stimulate tlie kidneys; also to help neutralize tlie acids in tlie system, so they no longer cause irritation, thus often relieving bladder weakness. Jad Salts Is inexpensive; makes a delightful effervescent llthlu-wntor drink which everyone should take now nnd then to help keep tlie kid neys clean and active nnd tlie blood pure, thereby often avoiding serious kidney complications. It's only when we do our best that we get any joy our of work. TAKE “ BAYER ASPIRIN Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for Colds Neuritis Pain Headache Toothache Sciatica SoA' Neuralgia Lumbago Rheumatism DOES NOT AFFECT Accept only “Bayer” package which contains proven directions. HEART Handy “Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets. Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists. Aeelrln Is tS" traflo mark of Bsyor M anufacture of MouoaoeUcactdreter of Salic,llcscld Probably Did Mere M ale’3 Criticism “One tiling about raw oysters." “Year “Where did you spend tlie summer?” "At Cape Flattery.” “That ought to suit any girl.” “Any woman can serve them.” NY man who has encountered a grizzly in the open lias laid an experience that was interesting and “DANDELION BUTTER COLOR” WAYS WITH BACON instructive, even if it was not enjoy A harmless vegetable butter color able. HE fat from the breakfast bacon used by millions for 50 years. Drug This American forest monarch, the should be carefully saved. It may stores and general stores sell bottles biggest and strongest of modern wild of "Dandelion’’ for 35 cents.—A civ. be used to fry potatoes, as shortening beasts, is one of the few animals who for biscuits, and as fat to bind soups, Never judge a woman's smile by lier believes in and practices advertising. A full grown grizzly, when he lias provided the family likes the flavor, teetli ; botli may be artificial. decided on what part of the hunting it may be used in spice cake for short range lie desires for himself, an ening, saving butter. Cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin nounces the fact by rearing himself When red, rougli and Itching, by hot Spanish Rice. against a pine tree, and while thus baths of Cuticura Soup and touches of Brown four slices of thinly cut Cuticura Ointment. Also make use erect reaches as far as he cun and bacon and remove them when well writes his mark of ownership with his now and then of that exquisitely scent claws. This act he repeats until he browned and crisp. To the fat in the ed dusting powder, Cuticura Talcum, lias left his mark in a sufficient num pan add one-half a green pepper finely one of the Indispensable Cuticura ber of places to give general notice shredded, a tablespoonful of chopped Toilet Trio.—Advertisement. onion and fry until the onion is a light of ownership. Should another bear passing one brown. Add one cupful of boiled rice A well-bred person is one who does M OTHER Fletcher’s Cas- of these trees decide that he, too. and one cupful of stewed tomato. not boast about it. would like that particular hunting Seuson with salt and pepper and add a toria is a pleasant, harmless Sub ground, he rears himself like his little sugar. Cook about fifteen min stitute for Castor Oil, Paregoric, DEMAND “BAYER” ASPIRIN utes or until thick and the liquid is predecessor and makes Iiis mark. If Teething Drops and Soothing Syrups, especially prepared for it falls below the scar made by the first absorbed, then add a tablespoonful of beur he pusses on content to leave butter, place tlie bacon on top and T a k e Tab lets Without F e a r If You Infants in arms and Children all ages. Se e the S a f e t y “ B aye r Cross." the area to its established owner. But serve from a chafing dish. If lie succeeds in equaling the mark To avoid imitations, always look for the signature of Bacon Salad Dressing. Warning! Unless you see the name already made lie waits to dispute in Proven directions on each package. Physicians everywhere recommend it. Cut four or five thin slices of bacon “Buyer" on paekuge or on tablets you buttle tlie right of territory. * • * * » • • into squares and fry until crisp. Mix are not getting tlie genuine Buyer There is much of the spirit of chal one-fourth teaspoonful of mustard Aspirin proved safe by millions and and one teaspoonful of sugar with one prescribed by physicians for 26 years. lenge In all life. Say “Bayer” when you buy Aspirin. STATE APPROVED LANDS F o r b u r n i n g o r •«**!* Uda. We all of 11 s go about making marks egg slightly beaten, add one-third of a a n d t o rdiM va influrm n»- S m all im p ro v ed farm « in w e ll e sta b lis h e d and seeking to leave an impression cupful of vinegar (diluted if too Imitations may prove dangerous.—Adv. tio ii u n d A oreneB s.uar M itrh e P s e ttle m e n t. F r u it, a lfa lfa , d a iry , po u l- F y e S » lv * . a c c o rd in g t o tifra c of greatness. But while we copy one strong) and pour into the pan contain tio n s . S o o th in g , h«*»lmg. try . C h u rc h es, hitfh school, g ra m m a r schools. H A L L A RUCKEL part of tlie grizzly's idea we neglect ing the bacon. Stir and cook until tlie No one can exist in society without A lso u n im p ro v e d la n d s w iih first w a te r rig h ts. l i t V / a v e r l j P la ç a N aw T arfc E a sy te rm s. W rite Fre-no farm s, Herman, Calif. the far more important feature that egg thickens to the degree of cream. some specialty.—Taine. Serve over lettuce salad. distinguishes his net.' Dr. P o o ry ’s "D ead S h o t" I» p ow erful, h u t Nothing of That Left W om en and Careers The grizzly stretches to his full safe. O ne dose will expul W orm s or T ape- Scallop of Bacon and Cheese. height. Too many of us make a mark "You run warm up a good many “Your wife seems contented. Now W orm ; no c a s to r oil needed. Adv. Sprinkle the bottom of a baking dish that is far below our capacity and rest mine wants ii career.” leftovers." "Ilow ahout the ice content to let that stand for tlie best with a thin layer of bread crumbs, put There Is a foundationless notion “Mine was having one at tlie ribbon cream?" “Fortunately, the children in a layer of thinly sliced bacon, cover that “liar" is a humorous word. It counter when I married tier.”—Louis never leave any of that.”—Louisville we can do. ('oui ier-.Ioiirnal. ville ('ourler-.Iournal. A measure half full is a dishonest with a layer of grated or thinly sliced certainly Is a gross one. measure, and a man Is dishonest to cheese, add another layer of oruinbs. himself who does not fill to ids high bacon and cheese, then cover with n est capabilities his place in the world thick layer of buttered crumbs and and soek to get out of himself tlie best bake until the crumbs are brown. Bacon fat poured over lettuce, sprin that is In him. • • • • • • * kled with seasoning, add a little vin Better think too much of yourself egar after the fat has been poured than too little. Better yet, of out, and when hot, add to the lettuce. course to estimate yourself for wlmt With minced onion or green peppers you really are. But do not let tlie this makes a most tasty salad. charge of egotism lessen your endeav ors to accomplish. v r tiJ L “L'etat, c'ost m ol!” “I am the I ((c), 1927, Western Newspaper Union.) state,” said Louis XIV. Voltaire tells us thnt up to that mo tnent he had been a king only In name, like his father and namesake. But h e y o u n g lady although he spoke the words of defi ACROSS THE WAY iiuce, dressed not in robes of office, but in the gurii of a huntsman, he es tablished then and there his right to tie known us a real king and fur nished France with one of the most brilliant administrations I d all its his tory. He reached up to his full height when he made his mark for others to look upon. Victor Hugo, supreme as a word G o o d E lim in atio n Is E sse n tia l painter, the greatest novelist of mod ern times. In his old age attended a A B IT S of life c h a n g e w ith th e c h a n g u n p le a s a n t w ay s. O n e is a p t to feel tired , performance of one of his earlles; in g seaso n s. W in te r b rin g s u s m o re a c h y a n d listless — to h a v e d ro w sy h e a d plays. At the close of the perform in d o o rs; w e a re a p t to g et less fresh a ir ach es, d iz zin e ss a n d p e rh a p s a d u ll, "to x ic” ance he said: “My God. what a genius a n d exercise, to eat h e a v ie r fo o d a n d to b e b a c k a c h e T h a t th e k id n e y s a re n o t fu n c the man who wrote that.” less ac tiv e g en e rally . T h e s e w in te r-tim e tio n in g as th e y sh o u ld is o fte n sh o w n b y “Egotist" the world would call him. h a b its im p o s e h e a v ie r b u r d e n s u p o n o u r sc an ty o r b u rn in g accretions. hut he spoke only the bare truth, he h a rd -w o rk in g k id n ey s. was a genius. It Is only egotism with A t su ch tim e s th e u se o f a stim u la n t out basis of accomplishment thnt d iu r e tic * to t h e k id n e y s ia in d ic a t e d . S luggish k id n e y fu n ctio n p e rm its r e te n should disgust and tire us of self-ap D o a n 's P i l l s a c t o n th e k id n e y s o n ly . tio n of p o iso n o u s w aste in th e b lo o d a n d praisal. G ra te fu l u se rs th e c o u n try o v e r re c o m m a k e s o n e a n e a sie r victim o f w in te r's But to come back to the bear. He c o ld s a n d chills. P re s e n c e of th e se u n a l m e n d th e m . A s k your neighbor/ sets us a splendid example. He are agent* »Asr h $n< rea te the eerretton # / te re d to x in s m a k e s itself felt in m a n y makes a high mark and then endeav th e knim ayt E n c y c lttp a e d m deft m tn jn . ors to live up to it. He strains every muscle and nerve when he puts his in dividual In prlnt where ail hla compan ions may read It. We can do a great deal worse than to imitate the grizzly—be a bear and make your mark. The young lady across the way says < a b r M c C lttr , N«w*t>»p»r S y n d ic a te > she isn't a bit superstitious, but she -------- o -------- guesses she’ll invite one more girl to A t all dealers, 60c a box. Foster-Milburn Co., M fg . Chemists, Buffalo, iV. Y. Organized weather observations her luncheon, so as not to have 13 sit were made in Italy as long ago as at the table. 1654. <6 bjr M c C .a r t N i r « « « » r o t i c s ! « . ) A Children T C A L IF O R N IA EYES HURT? T When Winter Comes H D oan’s Pills "When a young fellow determine* to get ahead." says Sagacious Sarah, "It is a pretty fair ladi'atlon he al . ] ready has one " THE Stimulant Diuretic to the Kidneys