EASTERN CLACKAMAS NEWS THURSDAY, MARCH 25
PAGE THREE
Maybe they are and then maybe who sees his business vanish, or is asking the U. S. government thru
A N N U A L C. E. C O N V EN TIO N
burst. The fumes spr ad through
again they are not civilized, bat nearly so, and the lawyers who park congress for aid in combatting crime
the build.ng, menacing the lives of
Japan prohibits our Western style on easy street from fees in defend-j ¡n that city. And at the same time
A'bany, Ore.( March 23.— The an-
score-!.
lichen Carroll,
swich-
of dancing in cafes, hotels and pub :ng violators. Those three are a we ni80 read where mayor Dre\e ! nual convention of the mOregon
board
operator,
was
one
of
the
first
lic
places,
as
demoralizing
to
the
hard combination to buck against. t.f that great city reccmly visited Ghr Sti.'.n End.avor Union will be
B y CHAD A LTO N
Japanese people.
The weather man with all his one of the former large breweries held in the First Presbyterian to sense the danger. If she thought
Time and the erosive action of scientific instruments is not in it there and experssed great sorrow church here from April 15 to 18. of feein g to safety came to her,
■
the
elements have made it ncceasaiy when it comes to forecasting the that “so much fine machinery was Virtually all evangelical churches she set it aside, and plugging in
The beautiful Spanish dancer,
Trim, has had her legs insured for to repair the head of the Sphinx in seasons. The small boy and hig kite .lying idle.” He might start this in the c.ty are co-operating, and every connection swiftly, she warn
$50,000. That’e quite a bank ac i Egypt with concrete. That appar is an infallible symptom that Spring up and see what the result in les- simultaneous conference sessions ed every ether worker out of the
will be he.d on Friday afternoon
j aening crime would be.
count for short skirts to expose to ently has been successfully done in | has arrived#
and Saturday morning.
Albany building. Almost overcome by the
the
case
of
many
of
our
congress
Any
time
the
politicians
will
allow
Th
fate
of
one
hundred
and
fir'-
public gaze.
church
people
will
etnertain
the
del deadly fumes, she was the last to
men.
any change in the conduct of public teen million free American citizens
One benefit to be derived if sen
egates on the Harvard plan
leave the plant.
affairs
to
being
about
better
effi-
at
stake
in
upholding
the
18th
The
dairy
farming
industry
of
ators conclude to radiocast their
Judge Jacob Kanzler of Portland
ciency
the
moon
will
turn
to
green
amendment.
Once
an
amendment
is
Wisconsin
is
fighting
against
the
This is the type of poung woman
speeches in congress, we shall be
who is the state president, will pre who is developing a splendid spirit
spared the smell of the breath of light wine and beer proposition. cheese. Congressman Davy of Ohio dopted there is no turning back,
They say prohibition has been a boon has a bill before congress to reor -lse it demonstrates our weakness side. Two of the leading speakers of service in her profession. News
thoes who vote dry and drink wet.
to them and any return to the old ganize the whale system whereby he to enforce our own laws and proves who will remain here for the entire paper reporters have come to know
A newly-made citizen up at V an-
order means ruin of their industry, claims five hundred million dollars what European powers most desire convention are Rev. Earle P. Coch that whenever htere is dnnger or
couver, B. C., thought his naturaliz
j And this in the state where the a year can be saved.
o come about, our downfall. Loyal ran of Alameda, Cal., and Paul C. disaster in a crowded building the.
ation papers gave him permission to
Pacific telephone operator flashes the first
stuff “made Milwaukie famous.”
citizens for their own welfare and Brown of Los Angeles,
Western
Canada
exports
its
but
beat his wife. A stiff police court
Coast
Christian
Endeavor
secretary.
hat
of
those
who
arc
to
conic
after
If a man’s health can be measured ter to England and imports manv
call for aid and remains longest at
fine disabused his mind, however.
by the length of time he can hold thousands of pounds from Australia -hem, should give this their most Leading ministers and workers with the post of service
Her courage
The Famous Players Corporation
his breath < as a New York doctor for its own use_ One would be in eiious and intelligent consideration. young people from all parts of the has almost become commonplace.
is erecting in Seattle a moving pic asserts then the chap whose wife clined to think thhat hte shipment We should not wilfully wreck our state are named as speakers on the Heroism is expected of her in emer
ture theater costing $1^760,000. An informs him she does not want a of our favorite spread such long dis own ship:
pre.iminary program.
gencies nowadays.
evidence that the public desires
Saturday, April 17, will be one
complete and up-to-date spring out tances would result in its being able
That women will eventually run
amusement, is willing to pay for it, fit would sure be a healthy bird. to make part of the journey on its
our governmental affairs need not of the b g days of the convention.
and that the country is prosperous.
eome as an surprising statem ent Following the morning conference
Congress is likely to provide for own initiative.
(
A monster film is being made of a national police system to patrol
The society of American Bacter Women who have built up a home, the delegates will stage a parade
"Uncle Tom’s Cabin,” and will soon
the borders north and south to pre iologists has been trying for a long eared Tier children and sent them through the business streets of Al
be produced. No matter how many vent smuggling of all kinds of time to discover the origin of the out into the world is in many cases bany, and that night the state wide
times you have seen the old popu things. That will cork up certain American Indian without succes | 'minently fitted for the enlarged oratorical cor.tist will be held. The
lar play, you will not miss the film things.
What’s the use wasting thus far. For that matter the origin phere of politics. If the men are annual election of state officers will
when opportunity offers.
time and postage on a straw vote?
of the whole human family is a ■ o engrossed in business thst they be Saturday morning.
Music will be in charge of Dr.
If we are going to exclude for
However brutal the custom may mystery, but if we accept Genesir refuse to leave it for the conduct
Zditor and Q eneral M a n a q e r
I). V, Poling, pastor of the conven
eigners guilty of “moral turpitude
of
public
affairs,
it
is
better
that
as
authority,
the
aborigine
roust
W IL L R OGERS
7
be, the establishment of the whip
tion church, who will be assisted at
why not also pass a law depriving
ping post for criminal offenders in have the same beginning as all the competent women should take this
some of our own philandering na
up than to trust to the cheftp and the organ by Mrs. Helen V. L an ce-1
Delaware has resulted in lessening other races.
field of Portlnad. The intermediate
tives of citizenship? It would trend
worthless
politician.
insurance rates against burglaries
The wife of the head of one of
section of the convention will be Ul-
on a lot of toes.
and other criminal activities in the the largest chain stores In the coun
Simultaneous with the report that state. The ordinary criminal is a try is suing for a million dollars
The Tennessee barber who de lected by Mrs. Aden Wheeler of
John D. had driven a golf ball 166 coward at heart and fears a lash- j which she says he promised her be clares that bobbed hair “is an abom Eugene and the Junior Department
by Miss Dulcina Brown of P o rt-,
yards and given away a ten-cent ing more than he does the law.
fore marriage. All she got after, ination in the sight of the lord,” land.
piece he was so tickled with it<
seems
to
feel
strongly
on
the
matter.
she
says
was
a
cheap
plush
dog
from
Those in favor of modification of
comes the announcement of a two-
Vermont is said to have the low
the liquor laws to permit light wines one of his stores. The man finds
S W IT C H B O A R D H E R O IN E S
cent raise in gas.
Autoists will
and beer are up against a very stiff it was not the plush dog or him est reckless driving records in the
pray that his muscle will grow less.
| country. In Vermont the driver is
opposition. The large majority of self she was after.
In an ice cream plant in BGrook-
A man gets drunk and throws his drys are against it, the bootlegger
A committee of Chicago citizens j almost always going up hill.
’yn the other day an ammonia pipe
three year old child on a red hot
stove,
the
circumstances being
seized upon to point the evils of pro
hibition. Then the modificationists
cry for more alcohol to cure the
“evils” of prohibition.
A clergyman says we are living
too fast in this age. He is right.
A fellow from Carolina wants to
Modern life consists of three gulps
know w here I get the idea that
of food, sixty miles an hour, a jarz
“Bull” Durham and George Wash
band and the funeral at two o’clock
to-morrow afternoon.
ington come from the same state.
A shoestring peddler up in Winni
He says, “Why don’t you write and
peg who met accidental death was
give the people the real History of
found to have $26,000 in five banks>
‘Bull’ Durham in its native State,
That’s one instance where conduct
South Carolina, that people would
ing business “on a shoestring’
appreciate that more than these
proved profitable.
Bull Legends of yours. ”
Americans are said to be poor lin
Now thanks, Sir, for your good-
guists. Whoever “said” that didn’t
natured suggestion. If I knew His
know what he wag talking about.
tory I wouldn’t be able to write
He should listen to a man recite h's
E F I N E D body lines— low er, longer, bugging the ground; re-
"B u ll” Durham Ads. I would be
business troubles when his wife re
minds him that she needs a new
a College Professor, get everything
t, fined spring design— longer, smoother, easier riding; refined
spring hat.
right, and get nothing for it.
finish— a new, durable lacquer th at stands all w eathers and out-
There is no let-up to the number
Everything you suggested me tell
of autos being purchased by the
ing
the public about when and
lasts all oldstyle finishes; refined fittin g s—solid, substantial, beau
public, and manufacturers are re
where “ Bull” Durham originated,
ported as increasing production
tiful fittings; refined upholstery, top; refined radiator— new design,
has been told for 66 years by typ
steadily.
It begins to seem as
ical Advertising writers. T h a t’s the
though the person seen on foot
but the same cooling capacity (no Star C ar ever overheats); refined
only thing the Company asked of
would be a rarity.
me was “please don’t tell again
frame
and
chassis—
new
reinforcements,
lighter,
low
er
and
stronger
It is not to be wondered at that
where it came from, or how.” You
Moscow is overun with thousand* of
than ever; refined heavy natural wood artillery wheels — style,
see you didn’t read their Ads, but
parentless children and that evime
you d id read mine and remembered
is assuming startling propo. Lions,
strength, speed w ith safety.
it, because it was wrong.
when the Soviet law allows divorce
in almost any case after four years
W riting Ads that will be re«
Star famous — the Million Dollar
Tomorrow’s Car Today —and TO *
of marriage.
inembered is a queer game. This is
Motor.
D A Y we prcsentthefamou8Star“ 4 ”
We have it now from a Catholic
an Ad, not a History. I selected
w ith the powerful Million Dollar
priest who is also a professor in
Ads over History on account of the
A ll refined, to the last degree o f per
some college, that the 18th amend
Motor in a new conception o f the
pay. (American Tobacco Com
fection. The same record-breaking
ment was put' over by Standard Oil
pany's pay is as good as its tobacco.)
advanced
value
that
has
won
un
and the U. S_ Steel Corporation. If
power, but smoother, guaranteeing
W here “Bull” Durham comes from
questioned leadership in the low-
they were big enough to do that
a power performance far ahead of
or where it goes to is left for the
they are big enough to keep it
cost field. See this famous car in its
starving Historian.
any car near its price class.
there.
* Notes and Comment
The
EYE
Today is Introduced
the R efined
You
Can’t Smoke
History
STAR
FOUR
R
Crime is assuming the proportions
of an industry in this country. All
sorts of robberies are planned and
carried out and many of them with
the advice and connivance of hired
lawyers. Authorities will soon be
impelled to look for the lawyer in
the case when dealing with payroll
other big robberies.
Gene Debs will not get a full par
don and restoration to citizenship
until he asks for it personally and
promises to abide by the laws of
this country, the same as the rest
of us. This the old war horse at
present refuses to do. Sorry old
man, is Gene.
Investors and speculators in real
estate who have ben operating in
Florida for some time past are said
to be working Pacific Northwest
ward. There is no room for the
wild-catt«r here, but a genuine move
ment to attract real settlers to our
\ scant lands would be welcomed.
Archeologic explorers in Egypt
rre now bending their efforts to dis
cover the tomb of Joseph, the poor
lad with the coat of many colors
sold into bondage to Potiphar by his
wicked and jealous brother a n j la
ter to become the first report-id
grain dealer. The boy was accused
by his elder brothers, you wi.l re
member, of being a dreamer, but
uniong his dreams there is nothing
to evidence was any that told how
men of another and far distant age
t.ou!d d;g up his bones and try for
for possession of that “ coat of many
color*.”
refined form.
Following the sensational event o f
the new Star “ 6,” this refined four
sets a new pace in exceptional value.
A ll the features that have made the
You know what a success the Star
“ 6” is. W ell, see this refined “ 4 ’’ and
marvel that again such a value can
be duplicated and built delivered
here for $636.
f S t a r “ 6 ” — comrade car to the Star
“ 4 " — offers you thereseriecapabil
dies o f six cylinder performance,
J.at newly-lowered low prices.
always
<c
T O M O R R O W ’S C A R
estacada
W. F. CARY, D ’ îlîr
$ crp-tM ,
P.S. You notice I named In this ar
ticle the WRONG Carolina. That's so
North Carolina will get sore because
I named South Carolina, and South
Carolina will get sore because I didn’t
name North Carolina. A true South
erner never forgets.
P P.S. There will be another piece
in this paper soon. Watch for it.
TODAY”
OREGON
Guaranteed by
No* 14
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