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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 18, 1913)
TU RK EYS, G EESE, DUCKS AND S U C K L IN G P IG S W A N T E D Advise nuick what you have for Holiday Trade. Will sell your 1-oultry and rlee you pi. m .» and reliable »« n ic e for five per cent of Kro8H ¿ales. Shin your Poultry w h ile it will be property handled. Cold storage in buildinir. C o iJ sales- manshift anil quick n'turns. ______ R I hAR SO N -PAG E C0.t Portland, Ore. W ANTED: TAK E S Veal, Pork, Poultry, Hides NO (O «MISSION CHARGED. W r ile ti i'« y lo r tug* and our net cash price lint. W e gu ariw tce fa ir treatm ent, higheHt prices, and Check by Return M ail.” G ive uh a trial w ith Four next lot o f |.reduce, f . H. schm alz 6 Co., Hekll» U**aJ. 110.000 141-143 Frw* Si. I aitia*4. Crt. O FF 8TO PS m « BAKING POWDER F A L L IN G Save your Hairl Get a 25-cent bottle of Danderine right now— Also ■tope Itching scalp. “ Twilight /one” to He More Clear ly Marked— Burden o f l’ roof Shifted—Trade Commission. Thin, brittle, colorless and scraggy hair Í 8 mute evidence of a neglected S P O T C A S H F O R Y O U t f c scalp; of dandruff—that awful scurf. Washington, D. C.— The scope of E g g s , P o u ltr y , H o g s , V e a l * ’ There la nothing so destructive to N.t P ric e , f. O. b. Portland, no communion. Fr.-«h ,he lmir a8 dandruff. It robs the hair President Wilson’s program o f anti- ahlckon .a«». 3r>.o:is,-do*; .luiry t.utter, ire: live ° f it» lustre. Its strength and its very j trust legislation became fairly well r„d n n amy pro,dl“ iUe V 0 veri»h- defined at the end o f a conference at dreanc-d. 1st grade. 220126c; 2d grade lean. Fancy n t 8 S a n d i t c h i n g O f - t h e SCUlp, w h i c h the White House between the Presi pork. 10c: fancy veal, 14(0.16c; dry t mcuni, «•. I f n o t r e m e d i e d caUBCB t h e h a i r r o o t s dent and six Democratic members of lV i, ‘ - >M-0110 t o « h r i n k , l o o s e n a n d d l e - t h e n th e R U B Y 4 c CO., 107 Krul St, PORI LAND, OR. hair fall» out faBt. A little Danderine the house judiciary committee which tonight— now—any time— will surely is to undertake the preparation o f the W A K I) E. BURTON - Aaaayer anff t'hemlrt, nave your hair. administration bills. The measure to H q lufud v , Hr, Colorado. Spc<uuou price«: Gold, Silver. Load, $1. (¡old , Hllvtfr, T5o; Gold. ¿He; /Ino Get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton's be advanced for action at this session or Copper, 41. Mulling envelopGn a id fu ll price lia| You will aim at the-following results: ■ent on application. Control and Umpire work au Danderine from uny drug store. UulUxL rtofanmoo: (Jurbouato NaUonid Baulk surely can huve ' beautiful huir and Definition o f the various forms of lots of It If you will just try a little monopoly and restraint of trade which Daudertne. • Save youf hair! Try It! ! would be “ conclusively deemed” un \V*ntaon l ì . ('o lc m n ii. I'uteiit l-uw.ver.Wufdimgtnii reasonable and in violation o f law. D.Ç. Advice and book* fut» Jackrabblt Stops Fast Train. Hatea reaaoiiuble. lIlghcHCTCtcfcm t-tj. Beat service* Placing on the defendant the burden How a jackrabblt stopped the crack o f proof to show that there is ho “ un ’¡Brant Northern passenger train was reasonable restraint o f trade.” *T I related to a Spokane reporter by H. H. Prohibition of interlocking director- LA OILS! TURN YOUR SPAKE Dean, 319 South avenue, Hillyard, I ates between large corporations. . TIM E INTO DOLLARS». Wash., the engineer who stood at the W e have an article o «* » h n e v e ry home and Establishment o f an interstate trade throttle when the Incident occurred. commission, to exercise regulatory w ant on** lady in each town to represent us. W ill help you build up an independent Duni- Here is the engineer’s own version of ness o f your own. FfcTTY k CO.. Bs 277, PorlUad,, Or the affair: “ We were coming through powers, make original investigations Naylor, 130 miles west of Spokane, at and aid the courts in carrying out de The 6:30 o'clock p. in., when the accident crees o f dissolution o f trusts. occurred," declares Mr. Dean. “ We details o f legislation were not worked were bowling along ubout 50 miles out at the White House conference, Bought. sold and exchanged; engines, boilers, an hour, pulling our full complement nor wns a complete understanding eawmilla, etc. Send for fct&k L ist and Price*. of coaches, when 1 saw a jackrabblt reached &3 to the number o f bills to be T H E J. E. M A R T IN CO.. JW 1st St.. Portland. Or. coming toward us full speed In the pushed for action at the present ses middle of the track. The animal evi sion. dently was confused by the brilliant The President made it clear, how Hours, 1 0 a. m. to 6 p, in . Main 5714 glare from the electric headlight and or by appointm ent made no effort to get out of the way. ever, that he favored legislation along DR. JOSEPH ROANE Just before wo struck him he stopped the general lines o f the Root-La Fol- and crouched down, and after the en lette bill, which had been before con gine pilot passed over him the air gress since last June and which was S P IN A L ADJUSTMENTS brakes began to work and the train designed to clear up the “ twilight Scientific Treatm ent o f all A cu te and Chronic came to a sudden stop, the air register zone” o f corporation activities. This Diseases, l icenser! Practitioner. Suite 424-6-7 showing the brakes set on the emer measure would define by law nearly a ^rcad^Juilding^Seattle^^^^^^ gency. The fireman and I got out to dozen forms of cnntrlfcts, agreements, Investigate, and found that the air- restraints, price-cutting and the like, hose had been-uncoupled between the the “ reasonableness of which is now END STOMACH TROUBLE, engine and tender. There were blood GASE& OR DYSPEPSIA stains and pieces of fur on the coup le ft to the courts, but which would be ling, and it was evident that the bouy conclusively deemed to be unreason “ Pape’s Diapepsln” makes Sick, Sour, of the rabbit had been thrown against able and in restraint o f trade” by the Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine the hose with sufficient force to break new law. In five minutes. the connections. While we were con necting the hose again the conductor If what you Just ate Is souring on came running up to discover the cause your stomach or lies like a lump of of the sudden stop, and when I told him we had run over a jackrabblt he lead, refusing to digest, or you belch thought I was ’kidding' him and got Washington, D. C.— President W il gas, and eructate sour, undigested mad. He was from Missouri and we son received the commendation o f the food, or have a feeling of dizziness, had to show him the stains on the feminine side of the National capital heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste coupling before he would be convinc ! for a little act o f gallantry in Rock in mouth and stomach-headache, you ed. W e were delayed but two or three Creek Park when he found little Miss can get blessed relief In five minutes. minutes, and no one was injured by Ruth Donaldson had been thrown from the sudden stop.” | her horse. Put nn end to stomach trouble forever It became known that when the by getting a large fifty-cent case of C H IL D R E N are subject to C R O U P during: the ; President stepped up, helped the little Pape's Diapepsln from any drug store. w in ter m onth* M others should protect them by girl to her feet and brushed her cloth You realize In five minutes how need using: Goddard's especially prepared Throat Banda. ing, she assured him that she was un Th ey are in fallib le and convenient to use. Satis less It Is to suffer from Indigestion, faction guaranteed or purchase price refunded. hurt but exclaimed : dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. S en t postpaid on receipt o f 60 cents. “ Where’s my back'comb, 1 wonder?” A. H. GOD D ARD . 290 W eidler S L, Portland. Or. It's the quickest, surest stomach doc She did not know it at the time but tor In the world. It's wonderful. | it was the President o f the United And Which It Condensed. The city cousin, on a short visit to States, who obediefftly searched the What He Had. An old German farmer entered the her country cousin, Is watching the 1 high grass for several minutes on office of a wholesale druggist one latter as she commences to do the j bended knees and found the comb. morning and addressed the proprietor: evening milking. “ Oh, I say, isn’t It all so very Inter "Mister Becker, I hat der schmall esting. An1 from which of the cows, pox----- " "Merciful heavens, Mr. Jacohs!” ex Lucy, do you take the certified milk?” claimed Becker, as the office force — Buffalo Express. Colon— The date o f the departure of scrambled over each other In their hurry to get out, "don’t come any Pins fashioned almost exactly like the Arctic exploration ship Fram for nearer." those of the sort known today as San Francisco has been set for Monday "V ot’s der madder mit you fellars, “ safety pins” have been found In next. The Fram will go by way of anyhow?" quietly replied Jacobs, "I Etruscan and Roman tombs, und the the Straits o f Magellan. The steamer say I haf der schmall pox of butter date of these has. In some instances, has been waiting here since October 3 out In mine wagon, vot der Mrs. Beck been assigned te a period prior to the for passage through the canal, but as er ordered las’ week alreaty.”— Chi Christian era. this at the present time is impossibe, cago News. it was deemed advisable to take the F ree to O ar R e a d e r« long route. Mounted. W r it e M u rin e E y e R e m e d y C o., C h ic a g o , fo r I f the Fram delays too long reach Farmer Hawbuck— What do you 48-page Illu s tr a te d E y e B ook F re e . W r ite a ll charge for pictures like them? ing San Francisco it would mean a a b o u t Y o u r E y e T r o u b le a n d th e y w ill a d v is e Photographer— Right dollars mount a s t o th e P r o p e r A p p lic a t io n o f th e M u rin e year lost to Captain Amundsen’s Polar E y e R e m e d ie s In Y o u r S p e c ia l C ase. Y o u r ed. expedition, as the vessel should enter r u g g is t w i l l t e ll y o u th a t M u rin e R e lie v e s Farmer Hawbuck — All right. B D ore the ice not later than autumn of 1914. E y e s , S tre n g th e n s W e a k E yes. D o e s n 't Where’s the horse I ’m to set on?— S m a rt, S o o th es E y e P a in , a n d s e lls f o r 60c. Boston Transcript. T r y I t in Y o u r E y e s a n d in B a b y 's E y e s fo r Foreigners at Tampico Ordered to Congregate at Shore- Rebels Repairing Railroads. E v e r y b o d y lo v e s Í ■ SECOND-HAND MACHINERY C h ir o p r a c t o r J Wilson’s Gallantry Wins Admiration of Ladies Arctic Ship Can’t Wait for Opening of Canal House Passes Bill for Aid of Naval Militia S c a ly E y e lid s a n d G ra n u la tio n . Finnigan’e Rival. A few years ago Engineer Donahue of the Missouri Pacific had a break down to his engine on the Kickapoo grade. He went to the telegraph of fice and sent the master mechanic, W. T. Hume, the following message, In which, to our notion, the famous “ off again, on again" message of Finnlgan Is clearly outclassed: “ Mr. New: Number 2 Has busted her flue While going through Kickapoo. What would you Have me do? — Donahue.” — Potter Kansan. Washington, D. C.— The house has passed the Padgett bill to promote the efficiency o f the naval m ilitia in the states and to provide for calling it in to service o f the United States under • Navy regulations in time o f war. The bill proposes that after three years the naval m ilitia shall be in units o f convenient size, to be estab lished by the secretary o f the navy, who also shall establish the number o f London, England, has more than officers and petty officers required for 90,000 street gas lamps._____________ such units. It would provide for the loan by the secretary o f the navy to the governors o f states o f vrs§els and MEN! $30 A WEEK EASY equipment, and for a detail o f naval Learn Wntehinnkintf and Knirravinsr In a few irOnth*. I'rwitiona guaranteed. W rite Moscow cab drivers are prohibited officers to naval m ilitia vessels as ship WATCHMAKING SCHOOL 216 ( « m i l l BUs. M d by law from carrying whips. keepers. A Fool Stunt. Since the incident of the “ W olf of Wall Street,” special attention Is call ed by some of the press to the fact that It Is against the law to imperson ate a congressman. W e fail to see why any good citizen should want to be guilty of a fool stunt like that.— Beaumont (Tex.) Journal. Ô W ar Opens on Bad Wine. Gets Bight Twist On Rhsumatism Makes Short Work of Cleaning O it Your Entire System— Ache« and Pains Go Fast. Berlin—The Catholic clergy and the German government joined forefes in i condemning imitation wines. The Catholic bishop o f Wuerzburg issued an edict to the clergy o f his diocese warning them against the use of “ cheap and deceptive substitutes for wine” in the communion and at the same time the government announced that it was about to assist the wine growers by making restrictive regula tions concerning temperance bever ages. These, it says, are making heavy inroads on the sales o f wines. Advice Given to Women. MUSIC D o y o u w a n t t o le a rn to p la y P ian o, O rg a n , V io lin o r G u ita r. sum we will For a nmall tea ch y o u A T HOME t o p la y fo u r th g r a d e m usic re g a rd le s s o f n u m b er o f lesson s on e w h o can req u ired . rea d can lea rn Any b y ou r m eth o d . EASIEST and most up-to-date s y s te m in e x is t ence. W e loan you a p e r fe c t “ T im e - [PATENTS M o th ers w i l l A n d Mrs. w in s io w -s S o o th in g Byrup th e b> st m m -d y to use lo r t h e ir c h i i d m i d u r in g th e te e th in g p e r io d . Admiral of American forces Orders Halt in Mexican Affair. high grade andj J moderate in price — f 25c lb. tin at grocers, j mt Mfg. Co.. Seattle I beater” fr e e . W r it e fo r particu lars. American School of Music I 516-517 Commonwealth Bldg. Portland, Oregon. Another Question. Jonesy— How did he lose the money he made? Jinks— I ’d like to know how he made the money he lost.— Kansas City Star. Japan Is now growing. encouraging fruit | On the Alert £1 Watch for any sign of B distress in the Stom ach, Liver or Bowels m and be sure to try ® HOSTETTER’S ¡3 Stom ach B itters gj promptly. It will tone and strengthen those organs and help you maintain health and vigor at all times. GET A BOTTLE TODAY J IF YOUR CHILD IS CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATEC Look Mother! If tongue Is coated cleanse little bowels with “ Cali fornia Syrup of Figs.’’ Mothers can rest easy after giving "California Syrup of Figs,” because in a few hours all the clogged-up waste sour bile and fermenting food gently moves out of the bowels, and you have a well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed tc take this harmless "fruit laxative.' Millions of mothers keep It handy be cause they know Its action on the stomach, liver and bowels Is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tle of "California Syrup of Figs," which contains directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. Seldom Willmore, an Englishman, enjoys the distinction of being thr only European who has ventured ti appear at the native bar In Egypt. Mr. Willmore Is a noted Arabic schol ar, and his pleadings have filled the native judges with admiration, foi rarely have they listened to such flu ent, classic Arabic. Dlstemp«r In all Its forms, among all ages of borsm and dogs, cured and others in the same sta ble prevented from having the disease wit! Spohn’s Distemper Cure. Every bottb guaranteed. Over 500,000 bottles sold last year. $ .’,0 and J’ I .<»). Good druggists, oi tend to manufacturers. Agents wanted iVrite for free book. Spohn Med. Co., Spec. Contagious Diseases, Goshen, Ind. The Married Moth. Rhinelander Waldo, the police com mtsBioner of New York, was talking at a wedding breakfast, about a bach elor who, after a rather crimson careet of bachelorhood, was going to get mar ried at last. "H e ’ll keep very quiet now,” said Mr. Waldo. “ He’ll make the very best of husbands. A burnt child dreade the fire.’’ He chuckled and resumed: "A burnt child dreads the fire, and that Is no doubt why the newly mar rled man avoids all his old flames.” — New Orleans States. It C o re s W hile Y o u W alk . ’ A lle n ’s F oot-E ase la a c e rta in cu re fo r hot, s w e a tin g ,c a llu s , and sw ollen , a c h in g feet. Hold by a ll D ru ggists. P ric e .So. D o n 't accen t a n » su b stitu te. T r ia l pack age Kit EE . A d dress A l i e n a O lm sted , L e l l o y , S . Y . ■»duress Vancouver, Wash.— “ I f the women o f the clubs o f the cities would raise more chickens and attend fewer clubs Where Our Fish Go. meetings the price o f eggs would not A billion alleged mossbunkers were be so high,” declared Harry H. Col netted last year and transformed lntc lier, judge o f the fourth annual Clarke fish oil and fertilizer. It would be In County Chicken Show, held recently in terestlng to know how many of them In S. S. S. Yon Get a Twist on Rheumatism That Settles It. this city. “ The high price o f eggs is were bluefish, bass and other food fish.—New York Sun. Many a r h e u m a t ic s u f f e r e r h a a been to them neutral and scatters those peculiar not artificial, as many o f our women the d r u g s t o r e f o r a b o t t le o f S. S. 8 . a n d formations In the nerve centers that friends believe. I look for the best Probably It requires less capital to been h a n d e d s o m e t h in g c la im e d to b e cause such mystifying and often baffling year yet in poultry for 1913. Now is •\Juat as g o o d .” T r u l y , t o a s k f o r bread rheumatic pains. the time to start to raise poultry, and become a cynic, but of the two w e and b e g iv e n a s t o n e 1» a t ill In p r a c tic e . And b e s t of all this r e m a r k a b le r e m e d y would rather see the friend we lovt If y o u a r e t r o u b le d w it h r h e u m a t is m In Is welcome to the w e a k e s t s to m a c h . I t there is big money in it i f carried on become chief clerk at a flea circus. __________________ righ t.” a n y fo r m b e s u r e t o u ?e S . 8 . 8 . a n d nota you have d r u g g e d y o u r s e lf u n til your tta w o n d e r fu l in flu e n ç a stomach is n e a r ly p a r a ly s e d , y o u w ill be Biggest Electrical Egg Hatchery. 8 . 8. 8 . h a a t h e p e c u lia r action of a o a k - astonished t o A nd t h a t 8. 8 . 8 . g iv e s no Farmers' T a riff Asked. I n g th r o u g h t b e in t e s t in e s d ir e c t ly In to sensation but g o e s r ig h t t o w o r k . This is The largest electrical egg hatching Boston— A protective tariff that plant In the world is in England, hav tha blood. In fiv e m in u t e s Its Influence la because it is a p u r e v e g e t a b le In fu s io n , is at w o r k In e v e r y a r t e - y , v e in a n d t in y t a k e n naturally in t o y o u r b lo o d Just a* would give the American farmer un- lng an average output of t ,000 chick capillary. E v e r y m e m b r a n e , e v e r y organ p u r s air is lnaaled naturally into your •puted control o f the home market ens a week. of till I v 'd y , e v e r y e m u n c t o r y b e c o m e s In lungs. at least 10 years was advocated by effact a f i l t e r t o « t r a i n t h é b lo o d of Im - Get a bottle of 8 . 8 . 8 . today, and ask tor McCumber, o f North Dakota, purl ties. T h e s t im u la t in g properties of 8. for 8 . 8 . 8 . 8 . 8 . c o m p e l t h e a k in , “li v e r , b o w e ls , kid .he meeting o f the Massachusetts You may depend u p o n It t h a t the store neys, b la d d e r t o a l l w o r k t o t h e o n e e n d State Grange. He suggested it was I frrup- T * t « G « o 4 . t'* « I of casting o u t e v e r y Ir r it a t in g , e v e r y pain- that sells you w h a t y o u a s k f o r Is a good the only remedy for the present low [ la tin*. On 14 I r r>mrri*t». W r ite to th e Swift I n flic t in g a t o m o f p o is o n ; I t d is lo d g e s by place to trade. Irrigation' a ll a c c u m u la tio n s In th e joints, Specific Co., S04 S w i f t B ld g .. Atlanta, Qa* prices the farmer gets for his prod Igg Chair Book on Rheumatism. « n iiT - T a c i d a c c r e t io n s to d ia o lv u , nets. | it Won't Worn. “ Pierpont Morgan," said a western Congressman, "splendidly enlightened the money trust committee on the sub ject of credit when he said that, no matter how many billions of credit a Men's man might have today, he'd lose it all Women's U tomorrow If he did a single wrong M lv s d n , B oy j . C h ild r e n deed. | 1 1.60 1 1.75 S l ’S i.& O S .l Began biulnua In 1 “ Mr. Morgan declared afterward to iSTtj; now tl.o lurgeat ninkar me personally that credit depended al of »3. $3 6 0 together on Integrity, and a man who an<l $4 ghi.eg In tn* woud tried to do wrong and at the same 'O e*r J.TO-fi//#'«.’ time maintain his credit was as silly k ItMUatttisAtiiiei is a l l lo lt / ir , as the Hartford schoolboy. » lie * a n t i w id th “ This boy and some friends he ex W . L . Douyl u snow are famous plained, wanted to get in to a baseball every where. W i. not cl * e them s tn:il l The value >ou will receive game, but they had r.o money. How 3k to r your mouey will aaiouiab you. to cheat the gatema i? They could \ l t you would visit our factory, 1 the largest In the world under think of no scheme. For a long while one roof, and aee how carefully they were hopeless. Then suddenly w . L. 1-MMiglaa she- i arc made. Hid understand why they ure the boy in question exclaimed, in a warranted to loo it Iwtter, fU better, hold th eir hapo and w ear lougtr unui delighted voice: other rnaked lor the or Ice. “ ‘I ’ve got it. fellers! We can all Your dealer ehoul J supply you with walk in backward, and the man’ll them. Don't take asuhstl’.utc.None genuine without W. I.. Douglae think we're cornin' out.' ”— Washing name stamped on bottom. Uhoee sent every where, dlrrc: from fao- ton Post. BUTTLE IS STOPPED tC R E S C Z N T Wilson Defines His Program (or Anti-Trust Legislation. D ANDRUFF, H A IR m rRAlSESf/ie POUCH J Better than other powders— f producing light, dainty, whole- f tome calces and pastries— Mexico City.— Rear Admiral Fletch er, commander o f the American naval force in Mexican waters, Saturday or dered the rebels and federals fighting at Tampico to cease firing, threaten ing to open up on them with the guns o f the gunboat Wheeling i f his orders were not obeyed. The order was com plied with. This information is contained in a dispatch received by Sir Lionel Car den, the British ambassador, from Rear Admiral Sir Christopher Crad dock, o f the British cruiser Berwick, which is lying off Tampico. The federals hold the center o f the town o f Tampico and the water front. Rear Admiral Fletcher ordered fore igners to take refuge on board ships or to congregate on the water front, where they would be under the protec tion o f his guns. How many rebels are engaged in the attack on Tampico is not known, but it is estimated that their number is at least twice that o f the federals and their operations indicate that they ex pect more men from Victoria, capital of the state of Tamaulipas, which lies half way between Tampico and Mon terey. The rebels, who are in posesssion o f the railroad yards and shops and large stores o f material and equipment, have detached from their lines suffi cient men to undertake repairing the railroad north and west from Tampico toward Victoria. The damage that has been done this line, while enough to prevent the operation o f trains, is not so great that it will long delay a resumption o f traffic. Most o f the destroyed bridges are small and can be easily repaired. Repairs to the roads southward from Victoria also are being rushed, and it is not improbable that the reb els will be able to transport fresh troops and additional artillery supplies in time to use them at Tampico Ijefore the government can send rein force ments to the port. i W .L .D O U G L A S SHOES . by Parcel Pint, («stagefree. S o w Li the ti mo to begin to bu'.e money on ^ your footwear. V r l e -....ly for Jllua. trated > ‘ativf-g showing how to order by M i l . W . I . OOOOCAS. SIO S park 8t., B rockton, Two cherry orchards in New South Wales, Australia, yield d 110,000 worth of cherr es this sea.on. Hotel Washington c k j n Same Kates fo r One or Tw o Persons In a Room Portland, Oregon. W ashington Street. Corner o f Tw elfth. C IIA S . H. R O W L E Y , M a n a g e r . ______________________________________ 11.00. 51.50 $2.00 Per Day W ith Rath P rivilege. $1.50, $2.00 and *2. M Per Day W ith Private Rath. S p e c ia l R a te s b y w e ek o r m o tilh . Bus to and from trains and boats, or take a D%pot car to W ashington St. and tiai.: h i , get o ff at T w e lfth S tre e t. European plan. 1.0 outside rooms. F ire p ro o f Building:, mod- rn and clean in e v e ry respect. H ot and cold running w ater and both telephones in every room, S iouble bedrooms. L a rg e Parlor o ff Main Lobby« l-M.’WWJBUXV LAwv»- . Their Position. “ A carpet man ought to have a great advantage over a p,*« peril anger i f both belonged to the i n" club.” “ How so?’’ “ Because the paperhanger would naturally go to the wall when the other fellow had the floor.” Strong-Minded. "Would you call Bilkins a strong- miflded man?" I should say so. He has splendid self-control. Why, I have known h im to talk politics for as long as 15 m i n utes without losing his ' temper .” —7 Buffalo Express. Keeping the Body in Repair Nature intended ihat the body should do its own repairing—and it would do so were it not for the fact that most o f us live other than a natural life. N a t u r e d i d n ’ t i n t e n d t h a t w o s h o u ld w e a r c o r s e t s , t i g h t c o l l a r s o r s h o e s , n o r li v e in b a d ly v e n t ila t e d a n d d r a u g h t y h o u s e s , n o r e a t an d d r in k s o m e o f th e th in g s th a t w e d o, n o r r id e in s t r e e t c a rs w h e n w e sh o u ld w a lk . T h e c o n s e q u e n c e is t h a t th e b o d y w h e n i t g e t s o u t o f o r d e r m u s t lo o k f o r o u t s id e h e lp t o m a k o t h e n e c e s s a ry re p a irs . F o r w e a k s to m a ch s an d t h e in d ig e s tio n o r d y s p e p s ia r e s u ltin g , an d th e m u ltitu d e o f d is e a s e s fo llo w in g t h e r e fr o m , no m e d ic in e can b e m o re a d a p ta b le as a c u r a t iv e a g e n t th a n DR. P I E R C E ’ S G O L D E N LIED ICAL D ISC O VERY. T h is fa m o u s D o c t o r ’s p re s c r ip tio n has b e e n re c o m m e n d e d f o r o v e r 4 0 y e a r s , a n d is to d a y ju s t as b ig a success. R e s to r e s a h e a 'th y a p p e t it e . C le a n s e s th e blood. S tr e n g th e n s t h e n e r v e s . R e g u la te s sto m a ch a n d liv e r . D e m a n d t h e o r ig in a l. D r. Pierce’s Golden M edical Discovery S o ld In L iq u id o r T a b le t f o r m b y D e a le rs In M ed icin es Send 31 one-cent stam ps to pay cost o f mailing: o n l y on a fr e e copy o f D r. P ie rc e 's Com m on Sense M edical A d viser, 1008 pasea, clothbound. Address D r. P ie rc e , Buffalo* N . Y . STOLEN “MONA LISA” IS RECOVERED IN ITALY 10 CENT “ CASCARETS” Looking Far Ahead. FOR LIVER ANO BOWELS That the lawyer builds largely on the future was demonstrated the other night by a story told by Congressman Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Florence, Italy — “ Mona L isa,” Byron P. Harrison, of Mississippi. Biliousness, Sour Stomach, Bad Leonardo da Vinci’s great painting, Some time ago, so related the con Breath— Candy Cathartic. which was stolen from the Loiuvre in gressman, a handsome young woman Paris more than two years ago, has entered the office of a prominent law No odds how bad your liver, stom- been found. It is now in the hands o f [ yer. Immediately the legal one rose ! nch or bowels; how much your head the Italian authorities and will be r e - , to greet her. "1 am glad to tell you. Miss Smith," ! aches, how miserable you are from turned to France. ‘ ‘ Mona L isa ,” or " L a Joconde,” as he pleasantly remarl" I. “ that your constipation, indigestion, biliousness it is more popularly known, the most breach of promise suit has been set j and sluggish bowels— you always get tled. The defendant has expressed a celebrated portrait o f a woman ever desire to compromise the case by mar relief with Cascarets. They Imme diately cleanse and regulate the stom painted, has been the object o f ex rying you.” haustive search in all quarters o f the “ I am very glad to hear that.” was ach, remove the sour, fermenting food globe. The mystery o f its abstraction the smiling response of Miss Smith. and foul gases; take the excess bile from the Louvre, its great intrinsic " I t Is much better than taking a from the liver and carry off the con value and the strange fascination o f chance on losing the verdict. You stipated waste matter and poison the smile of the woman it portrayed— have managed the case very well. from the intestines and bowels. A a model, Lisa del Giooondo, the w ife How much do I owe you?” "L e t me see.” thoughtfully mused 10 -cent box from your druggist will o f a wealthy Florentine— have com keep your liver and bowels clean; bined to keep alive interest in its re the lawyer. "Shall we say $100?” "W e shall n o t!” was the emphatic stomach sweet and bead clear for covery. rejoinder of the fair plaintiff. "It Is months. They work while you sleep. entirely too much.” “ WeH, then, I will tell you what I Strabismus. w ill do. Miss Smith,” responded the The Judge had the misfortune of lawyer. " I will just cut that bill in being crosseyed and the result at hr.l t if you will promise to retain me times was rather amusing. One day as your counsel when you sue for a he had three prisoners before him. San Francisco — By discovering "W hat’s your name?" he inquired of chemical secrets through which a suit divorce.”— Philadelphia Ledger. the one to the left. o f clothes can be made to hold the "James Peterson.” promptly replied T h e women of oeriy days possessed gloss o f newness twice as long as the merchant bargains for, Miss M argaret bronze bodkins made line those of our the mnn on the right. The man on the bench turned Harvey, chemistry expert, has scored! time, anil In their toilet f hv.y employed around quickly. “ I was not addres a blow against the high cost o f liv in g small tweezers of a pattern that has sing you, s ir!” he snapped. second only to the introduction o f the not alter**! In 2000 years. T o retain At this the one In the center, quak the hair In a desired ti.shion they had penny. not, It is true, hit on ’ ho idea of bend ing and trembling with fear, stammer Self-exiled in a stuffy laboratory at ing a wire do-uble, but they did employ ed; " l — I never opened my mouth sir.” the University o f California for 1 for this purpose straight bronze pins months, Miss Harvey, whose home is exactly like the modern hatpin, and — The Wash. in San Jose, since she rereived her di showing a big spherical bead. ploma in June. 1913, has been labor Dr. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regu* late and invigorate stomach, liver and ing with the problem o f fast colors for bowels. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. cloth. L&gy to take as candy. Now she announces that she has been so successful that the whole The private car of the czar of Rus problem o f clothes will be made easier sia is dynamite proof, and owing to for mother and father and the kids, Its weight it could not run on the for she has discovered the mysteries major part of the European lines. Tho o f fast colors that “ absolutely will car is furnished with a chapel, a li are quickly relieved by Sloan’s brary, a bathroom, a drawing ro>m not fade in the sun.” Liniment. Lay it on— no rub and a bedroom, besides a kitchen and A fte r disposing o f her dye processes bing. Try iL dining room. The czar always travels Miss Harvey plans to tackle the bug with ono chef, a man now well along aboo o f housekeepers, dish washing, Ankle Sprain und Di«Iocet Hip. in years, who served his father am! in a studious manner, with the end in ** I sprain ed in r a tik 'e And d if'located for a Anile the grandfather of the m y hip by fa llin g ou t o f a third story view of making the after-dinner clean present Germai emperor. w in d o w . W e n t on cruU’ lies fo r fou r up a pleasure instead o f a pain. months. T h en 1 start**! to use yo u r L in im e n t, a c c o rd in g t v d ire c tio n *. I Sign of Old Age. must say it Is h e lp in g m e w o n d e rfu lly . W e w ill n e v e r b e w ith o u t S lo a n 's L in i Chauncey Depew Bays the American Fort McHenry Is Burned. m en t a n y m o r e ."— Uats. Johnson. .Lawton girl Is not as pretty ns she was 60 A’. J r Baltimore— Fire, fanned by a high years ago. This is the first sign of wind, for a time threatened to devas old age Chauncey has shown.— Detroit tate historical Fort McHenry, birth Free Press. place o f “ The Star Spangled Banner.” | The French parliament has passed Burning grass ignited the administra a law which grants official assistance tion building, and the officers’ quar to large families in poor circum ters and barracks were endangered. stances. Before tho fire was extinguished three rooms were wrecked. Fort McHenry K ills P ain has been a deserted post for some S p le n d id f o r Sprains. time. Caretakers set fir» to an ac OUT O f TOWN*' " I f e l l a n d sprained m y arm a w e e k cumulation o f dead grass on the lawn. ago a n d w a s in terrible pain. I could PEOPLE A wind carried sparks against the not u «e m y h *!».l or arm u n til I applied ran receive prompt treat- you r Lfciim erit. I ahall n ever h ? w ith - * building. uientn o f Knn-Fo»aono«*, a r t ,« ► California Student Hits High Cost of Living- S p ra in s, Bruises S t iff M u scles SLOANS LINIMENT out a b o ttle o f S^oin’a L in im e n t ," — M I t k i n«%lth-b*lUinc remedí** frftn H B . Sfiru sgrr. L u * a U t k , N . J. Pheasant Break« Gins«. Portland— A large golden pheasant, winging its way over tho city Satur day, became confused ard Ifew through a plate glass window 65 by 40 inches in the residence of Dr. J. Allen G il bert, 609 East Fifteenth street. Mrs. Gilbert, who was busy in the kitchen, heard a crash like that o f a stone thrown through the glass. She hurried to the dining room and found the bird, stunned hy the impact, sitting on the floor. He was w illing to be picked up and Mrs. Gilbert carried him to the basement. Fine for Stiffneas. *' S loan’s L in im e n t ha* d o n e m ore good than a n y th in g I J j . i t e e v e r tried fo r s tiff join ts. I g o t my h an d Innrt *o badly th a t f h ad t o atop w o rk r ig h t in the hu*ie*t tim e o f th e y ea r. I th ou gh t at first thajt I w ould h ave t o h ave m y hand ta k en rkT. hut I g o t a lio ttle o f Sloan’a L in im e n t and cu red m y h a u d ." — U Uton U hoc U r, M o rris , A la . A t aD Dealers. 25c„ 50c. and $1.00 Send far C. GEE W O % the Chine«« doctor. T ry on ce more If yon have been doctoring with t h l* o n « *n<l th a t on e and have not ob ta in ed P*»r- m «a o n t r e lie f . L e t t h i » g re a t nut ure honler «1 «* «- n o te y ou r eaee and p ren eril»« som e rem ed y w h o *« a c t io * 1» qu ick , «u re «n d *a fe H i* p rescrip tio n * • r e com pounded fro m R oot*. Herb*. Hud* *n*i Bmrka t h « t h a ve l>eon ga th e re d fro m every on er, te r o f th e globe. T h e «e e r e t* o f the-.- m ed ic in e « • r e not known to th e o o ta id e w orld, luit huve been bunded down fm m fa th e r to mm in th e phvH*ei*a* fa m ilie s in C hina. C O N S T L T A T IO N FREE. Sloan'* I f yob J iv e on* o f town *nd can a ot r a il, w r i t « fo r ayraptoui dank *u d «irc-nlar, «n e w e in g 4 o m M la f r e e . In*» f , - book o b h o r t e * ra ttle , h og* and p ou ltry. Address THE C. GEE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO. 1621 firs* SI.. Cor. Morrison Geisha G irl« Tango Mad. San Francisco—Tokio is dance mad, and the Geisha girls, famous in song and poetry for their grace in execut ing their native dances, have aban doned them in favor of the tango. In palace and native bamboo cabaret the tango is all the rage. Portland. Ores»«*. r. ikoms.sow,I* mm. bass . Í n . u. 1XT MEN w ritin g f T l Ron this paper. No. 51. ’13