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T U R K E Y S H IP P E R S Advise qdick what you have for Holiday Trade. Will sell your Poultry and give you prompt and reliable service for five per cent of gross sales. Ship your Poultry where it will be properly handled. Good salesmanship. Cold storage in building and gulch returns. .... . _ _____ ____ P L A K S O N -I’ AG E CO., Portland, Ore. SPOT C A SH FOR Y O U R The Idle Rich. I've not met many idle rich— Moat folks 1 know with money Keep on the job to take the stitch In time. But, it is funny, Just louflng 'round the village store 107 Front Street I ’ve seen a lot of idle poor. Eggs, Poultry, Hogs, Veal Dresanl Turkeys wanted—Grads No. 1. JO to 22c per pound; crude No. 2, 12 to 18c per pound. Dreeaed ducks and soeae, 12 to 18c. Ship to reach ua November 22 to 24. Cush by return mall. Assets, »30 000. NO COMMISSION CHARGED. W rite today for faite and our net cash price list. W e guarantee fair treatment, highest prices, and Check by Return Mail.” Give uh a trial with your next lot of produce. T. h . s'rhmul/ & Co.. Petf-Ut (spfeJ. $10,000. 141 143 FrMt St. P».tUa4. Ore M OW AKD E. PFR TUN - A n nayer nini rile in lat, ■■ Landvillo, Colorado. Hi«* unu.j prue«: Gold, Silver, Lead, SI. Gold, Silver, 75o; Gold. &Do: /mo or Copper, I*. Mailing envelopes a .d full pri«*t» list fent on application Control and I'mpirt- work ao lloited. Beferunoe: Carbonato National liaufc. SECOND-HAND MACHINERY BouRht. sold and exchrnred; rnjrinen. boilers, sawmills, etc. Send for Stock List and Prices. T H E J. E. M A R T IN CO.. Ni 1st St.. Portland. Or. The “Topgrade" Shoe I ’ve seen them Hit For hour after hour And curse their luck with mutterings Against the Money Power. And swear the thing which kept them poor Was that some other folks had more. Their wives are taking washing in To keep the wolf from biting, I While they would gather there to spin Sad yams about the slighting Which they still got from cruel fate, Though bravely they would sit and wait. And I can’t help but often think* That all long-winded shirkers Would have less grouch and far more chink If they were only workers. For Better Times wont strike their gait For thoso who’re sitting while they wait.— Kansas City Star. FOR MEN A Really Classy Shoe F r e e to O u r R e a d e r s If.M I I d . tea tot budlt. wiki to PR IN C E SHOE CO., Portland. Ore. I 5714 Hours, 10 a. m. to 6 p. m. or by appointment W rite M urine E ye Remedy Co., Chicago, fo r 48-page illu strated E y e Book Free. W rite a ll a b o u t Y o u r E ye T ro u b le an d they w ill adviae a s to the P ro p er A pplication o f the M urine E ye Rem edies in Y o u r Special Case. Y o u r D ru g g ist w ill tell you that M urine RelieTea Sore Eyes, Strengthens W e a k Eyes. D o esn ’t Sm art, Boothes E y e ru in , an d sells fo r 60c. T ry It in Your E yes an d iu B a b y ’s E y es t o r S caly E yelids an d G ran u latiou . DH. JOSEPH ROANE Chiropractor S P IN A L ADJUSTMENTS Scientific Treatment of all Acute and Chronic linear*'., i im iieil t'rnetiuoner. Suite 424-b-7 ^ r c m lc Huildinc. S e t t 1». ^ G IV E “ S Y R U P O F F IG S ” T O C O N S T IP A T E D C H I L D Delloloua “Fruit Laxative ” can’t harm tender little Stom ach, liver and bowela. Look at the tongue, mother! If coated, your little one’s stomach, liver and bowels need cleansing at once. When peevish, cross, listless, doesn’t sleep, oat or act naturally, or Is fever ish, stomach sour, breath bad; has sore throat, diarrhoea, full of cold, give a teaspoonful of "California Syrup of Figs," and In a few hours all the foul, constipated waste, undigest ed food and sour bile gently moves out of Its little bowels without grip ing, and you have a well, playful child again. Ask your druggist for a 60- cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs,” which contains full directions for babies, children of all ages and for grown-ups. M ile of Burned Railroad. More than a mile of burned railroad bridge was rebuilt In 12 days this summer. It was the two-track bridge across Newark bay, N. J., 5663 feet long, Including a draw 264 feet long. The fire was yet In progress when the reconstruction was decided on and the plans got ready. Orders were given for 14 pile drivers, 13 marine derricks, 21 scows, two tugs, six catamarans, five air compressors, three water boats, two derrick cars, two locomo tive trains, three switch engines, two teams of horses, 3,000,000 feet of lum ber and for the assembling of 1500 men.— Baltimore American. Little A id s to Com fort. For excessive perspiration of the hands, dust with orris powder. The bath should not be taken within two hours after eating. Cutting the eyebrows and eyelashes results in stiff, stubby hairs. When polishing the finger nails rub across, not up and down. Falling hair indicates some ailment or depletion of the nervous system. Grated potato applied with a piece of linen will prove a quick cure for sunburn. During the extreme hot weather, meats, starchy foods and condiments should be eaten sparingly. The bran or oatmeal bag thrown into the bath water will soften the water and aid the cleansing process. In removing wrinkles from the fore head, the movement should be rotary and backward tow ard the temples. Constantly blinking the eyes en courages the little network of wrink les around them that are so disfigur ing to the face.— Woman’s National Weekly. M others w ill fln a Mrs. W in s lo w s Soothing Byrup the best rem edy to use lor th eir children d u rin g the teething period. Poor Judgment. William J. Burns, the detective, proposes to train up a number of young college graduates in the detect ing trade. Talking about crime to a group of college graduate applicants for post* on his staff Mr. Burns said: “ It don’t take me long to decide on a lad’s suitability for this career. On ly the other day, for example, I dis charged a Yale first honor man after twenty-four hours’ trial. His first case proved him valueless.” “ What was his first case?” asked a Harvard oarsman. “ Theft of a box of soap,” said Mr. Burns. “ Theft of a box of soap from a freight car— and the idiot arrested a tramp!”— New York Herald. The average depth of the ocean bed Dr. Pierce’s Pellets, small, sugar- is about 12,000 feet, as against the average land height above sea level coated, easy to take as candy, regulate and invigorate stomach, liver and bow of 2300 feet. els and cure constipation. Cleans Blood Through Kidneys A Most Important Func tion and One to be Care fully Guarded. The purpose o f the kidneys being to filter the blood the question o f treating supposed kidney weakness should be con sidered carefully. Instead of drugs and alleged kidney stimulants the better plan Is to purity the blood with an antidotal effect such as you get from B. S. S. It should be remembered that the kid neys are made up o f a fine net work of blood vessels, and It Is to stimulate the functional a ctivity o f kidney tissue through this capillary net work that S. S. 8. shows one o f Its most remarkable effects. The medicinal value o f the components of S. S. S. are relatively Just as vital to healthy kidney action as the nutriment obtained from grain, meat, fats, sugars, or any other part o f our dally food Is to the natural reconstructive requirements o f the tissues. And there Is one com ponent o f S. S. S. which serves the active purpose o f stimulating the cellular tissues of the kidneys to a healthy and judicious selection o f Its own essential nutriment. Thus, In cases o f rheumatism, cystitis, chronic sore throat, huskiness o f voice, bronchitis, asthma, and the myriad o f other reflex indications o f w eak kidney action, first purify your blood with S. S. S. so It w ill enable the tissues to rebuild their cellular strength and regain their normal health. You can get S. 8. S. at any drug « t o r * but taka no other so-called blood purifier. 8. S. S. Is purely a botanical product, and you w ill make a great mistake to have some enthusiast palm off a mer cury, arsenic or iodide o f potash prepara, tion that may do you Irreparable harm. 8. S. S. Is prepared by The Sw ift Spe- clflo Co.. 160 8w lft Bldg., Atlanta, Ga., and if you have any deep-seated or ob stinate blood trouble w rite to their Med ical Department for free advice. It will be worth your while to do so. T o o Long. Brown—I wonder if Smith would indorse my note? Jones— How long has he known you? Brown— A month. Jones— I’m afraid that’s too long.— Chicago News. S O U R , A C ID S T O M A C H S , G A S E S O R IN D I G E S T IO N Each “Pape’s D iape p sin ” D ige sts 3000 grain s food, ending all stom ach m isery In five minutes. Time it! In five minutes all stom ach distress will go. No indigestion, heartburn, sourness or belching of gas, acid, or eructations of undigested food, no dizziness, bloating, foul breath or headache. Pape’s Diapepsin is noted for its speed In regulating upset stomachs. It is the surest, quickest stomach rem edy in the whole w’orld and besides it is harmless. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape’s Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how needless it is to suf fer from indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It’s the quickest, surest and most harmless stomach doctor in the world. One of the largest forest nurseries In the United States is conducted by the forest service near Haugen, Mont. It Is known as the Savenac nursery and has a capacity of 4,000,000 young trees a year. “ What "It Is question dancer. In All cases of Of All Horses, Brood Mare*, Colts, Stallions, is to “ SPO H N T H E M ” On their tongues or In the fee«! put Spohn’s Liquid Compound. G ive the remedy to all o f them. It acta on the b ond ar.d glands. I t routs the disease by expelling the d iseaa e germs. It wards off the trou ble. no matter how they are "exposed.” Absolute ly free from anvthingln jurioua. A child ean safe ly take it. 60 cents and $1.00; $6.00 and $10.00 the dozen. Sold by d ru g g e t*, hameiui dealers, or sent express paid by the manufacturers. Special Agents Wanted SPOHN MEDICAL CO. C)>«mi,t, and Bacteriologists GOSHEN. IND„ U.S. A. was your costume?" Impossible to answer your precisely,” replied the classic “ It simply wasn’t ” A process of using peat powder as locomotive fuel has been perfected by a Swedish engineer. The Right W ay DISTEMPER, PINK EYE. INFLUENZA. COLDS, E T C , Mission of Lind Has No Effect On Dictator's Position. Probable Outcome Likely to Be Genuine Ultimatum, With Limit on November 22. and whittle things RUBY * CO., PORTLAND, ORE. WANTED: Veal, Pork, Poultry, hides HUERIASTANDSPAT Mexico City — Unwilling to admit another failure on the part o f Wash ington to bring about the elimination o f President Huerta, John Lind, Pres ident Wilson’s personal representative, nevertheless failed Saturday to mani fest any enthusiasm over the prospect that Huerta would resign. From his manner and hiB conversation he be- lieved negotiations were nearing an end. Mr. Lind was in conference for more than two hours with Sir Lionel Carden, the British minister. Neither Mr. Lind nor Sir Lionel would repeat for publication the gist o f their con versation, but it is believed that the opinions o f the two men differ widely regarding the Mexican problem and the part the United States should play in its solution. It developed that Mr. Lind’s stay in the capital would be longer than was expected. It is not improbable he will remain here until either a final settlement or a break in the negotia tions is recorded. There was nothing at the American embassy to indicate that a more favor able turn in events is expected and there is reason to believe that an ulti matum, in its full diplomatic sense, soon will be handed to Huerta, the time limit being brief. It is expected this new document will be so written as to bring to an end the relations be tween the two countries before No vember 22, the date fixed for the con vening o f the new congress, unless Huerta sees fit to agree to the terms of the Washington communication. RAISES the DOUGH HUERTA SILENT ABOUT NOTE Friends of General Regard Commu nication as Ultimatum. Mexico City— The undercurrent of Pistol ami Rille Cartridges conversation at the national palace carries rumors regarding President Winchester cartridges adapted to Huerta's attitude in the face of Wash Winchester rifles are made to get ington’s demands that he retire, but the best possible results out of the president himself remains silent. them. A s the same equipment, Huerta's intimates are familiar organization a n d system are with the terms o f the communication employed in making all W in which they regard as mandatory. The chester cartridges, it naturally memorandum from Washington says that unless General Huerta retires im follows that Winchester cart mediately and thereafter has nothing ridges produce the best results to do with the conduct o f affairs or in all firearms. Winchester cart the formation o f a new government, ridges are made for all calibers the President o f the United States and makes o f rifles, revolvers will issue an ultimatum, which i f re and pistols. Sold everywhere jected, will cause him to call on con gress to authorize him to use sterner A s k F o r T he R ed W B rand. methods. Huerta’s friends regard the Amerl- ! can communication as conclusive, A Poor Crop. Ahead of H is Tim e. since General Huerta is given no “ You are going to fiddle while Rome “ How’s your garden coming along choice regarding further participation burns?” this year?” in Mexico's official affairs. “ My cutworms and caterpillars are “ Yes,” replied Nero. General Huerta is reminded that Write about your wants in this line t< doing fairly well, but my potato bugs “ But you can’t play the fiddle.” any attempt on his part to leave as his “ That’s all right. That fact won’t are not flourishing.” —Kansas City F IN K E BROS. successor any o f the men connected be noticed in the moving pictures.” Journal. 183 Madison St. Portland, Oregon with the coup d ’etat by which he ob tained the presidency or to utilize in the proposed government any of those " . j - . . . ----------- 1 10 C E N T “C A S C A R E T S ” chosen in the recent elections, even i - — IF B I L I O U S O R C O S T IV E those named as congressmen, would result in the definite breaking off of F or S ic k Headache, Sour Stomach, all relations. S lu g g ish L iv e r and Bow els— They w ork w hile you sleep. T h e Cheerful Life YU AN MAKES DRASTIC MOVE Furred Tongue, Bad Taste, Indiges tion, Sallow Skin and Miserable Head Martial Law Prevails in Pekin— Arrests and Executions. aches come from a torpid liver and clogged bowels, which cause your! Pekin — The struggle between the stomach to become filled with undi Chinese parliament and President gested food, which sours and ferments Yuan Shi Kai has brought about dras like garbage in a swill barrel. That’s tic action by the president, which, in the first step to untold misery— lndi the opinion of many, will have a seri gestion, foul gases, bad breath, yellow ous effect on parliamentary govern skin, mental fears, everything that Is ment. Lengthy presidential proclam horrible and nauseating. A Cascaret ations were issued at midnight expel tonight will give your constipated ling the Kwo Ming Tang party, num bowels a thorough cleansing and bering more than 300 members, from straighten you out by morning. They parliament. work while you sleep— a 10-cent box The proclamations recount the diffi from your druggist will keep you feel culties with which the government has ing good for months. been struggling since the Manchu reign and describe disasters certain to Double T re sp assing. follow if parties Buch as the Kwo Henry James, the American novel Ming Tang are permitted to exist. ist, lives at Rye, one of the Cinque A crisis in the situation was reached ports, but recently he left Rye and last week when the draft o f the pro took a house in the country near the estate of a millionaire jam manufac posed constitution which would make turer, retired. This man, having mar the president absolutely dependent on rled an earl's daughter, was ashamed the parliament was decided on. Martial law is in operation in Pekin of the trade whereby he had piled up and the authorities are making arrests Boston— “ Grandfather o f all living his fortune. The jam manufacturer one day and summary executions. Prepara lobsters” was the title accorded a wrote Mr. James an Impudent letter, tions are under way for the elder giant crustacean brought to port here vowing that It was outrageous the statesmen who served under the Man- way the James servants were trespas chus to resume their positions in the Sunday last. sing on his grounds. Mr. James wrote cabinet. The lobster was the largest landed back: A t various legations the opinion is here in 60 years, old-time lobster men “ Dear Sir—I am very sorry to hear said. When they had finished their that my servants have been poaching held that only by strong action can the president prevent the disruption of observations the following figures on your preserves. Little had "P. S.— You'll excuse my mentioning China by her own people. were given out: your preserves, won’t you?”— New been accomplished by parliament, Weight, 27 pounds. which has devoted its time to opposing York Globe. Age, about 50 years. the president since it convened. Dis Spread from claw to claw, 37 inches. orders are spreading. One on Ginter. Length o f claw, 24 inches. Jessie Carmichael was walking j Feelers, 20 inches. downtown in New York with his STRIKERS HOARDING FOOD Width o f back, 10 inches. friend, Bob Ginter. Bob was puffing Would make salad for 25 persons. industriously on a fat, dark cigar and had succeeded in consuming about Copper Mine Workers Prepare for half of it, causing the covering t o , Nations Will Welcome Idle Winter. curl up with the heat. Visit of U. S. Navy “ What in thunder are you smok-1 Calumet, Mich.— With no hope o f a settlement o f the copper strike in Malta— British naval and civil au ing?” asked Carmichael. sight, the strikers have begun prepar “ A fine cigar,” replied Ginter. thorities here have arranged a series "Oh,” said Carmichael sadly, "I ations to carry their [fight for recogni o f entertainments in honor o f Rear thought It was an umbrella.”— Popu tion o f the union through the winter. Admiral Charles J. Badger and the lar Magazine. Stores have been opened at Hancock officers and men o f the battleship W y and Red Jacket by the Western Feder oming. The American flagship will T oo Inquisitive. ation o f Miners, and others w ill be have the harbor practically to herself, When a local train pulled up at the started at Laurium, Ahmeek and as the British fleet, aside from a Scottish Junction where passengers South Range. These stores w ill be couple o f vessels, is engaged in man change for Kurriemulr the porter put his head in the window of one of the stocked with provisions contributed by euvers. strike sympathizers and labor unions compartments and asked: and will be the distributing centers in “ Any on here for Kurriemulr?” Naples—Admiral Cattolica, former Leaders There was no response and present their respective districts. minister of marine, has arrived here declare there is no suffering among from Rome, having been entrusted by ly the train moved on. Then an old Scotswoman remarked the strikers. Donations o f money are Minister o f Marine M ille with the I triumphantly: being received from organizations duty o f welcoming the American bat “ Am for Kurrlemuir, but I wouldn’t tleships Florida and Arkansas. The tell that inquisitive Idiot so when he affiliated with the American Federa tion o f Labor. Italian battleships Roma and Napoli peered in !”—Washington Star. The Calumet & Hecla company is have proceeded to sea to meet the Present Of the 343 women patients admitted importing strike-breakers. American visitors. to Middlesex County (England) asy production is one-fifth o f normal for lums in the last year, 293 were house the district. Wants Chance to Get Arms. The injunction against picketing wives or domestic servants. Nogales, Sonora. Mex.— Venustiano will remain in force until November Carranza, leader o f the constitutional Recent statistics Bhowed 256,356 18, the date set for arguments before ists, told Henry Allen Tupper, o f the motorboats, valued at more than $260,- the State Supreme court. International Peace Forum, that if the 000,000, in the United States. United States would lift the embargo ; Foreign Butter Arrives. on the exportation o f arms to Mexico, Portland—The first important ship he could have 100,000 well-equipped ment o f foreign butter has arrived men in the field in 90 days. here. A lot o f 5600 pounds of the Tupper in repeating the principal New Zealand product was received by features o f his interview with the con a local broker, and later was put on stitutionalist chief, said that Carranza sale in a retail market at 374 cents a had promised, if the embargo were pound. The price o f the best Port lifted, he would give protection to land-made butter is 40 cents. foreign citizens and their property. The imported article was pronouced good by experts, but the differennee Women Rule Grand Jury. between its price and that o f local Redwood City, Cal.— Women will butter was not great enough to cause direct affairs o f the San Mateo county any flurry in the trad*. grand jury, organized here with eight men and 11 women members. The Low Cable Rate Wanted. jury was drawn from a venire o f 17 Tokio— In consequence of the grow- women and 13 men. Judge Buck ing commercial relations between Jap made the selections, holding that wom an and the United States, and in view en may serve on juries, although o f the opening soon o f the Panama Sloan’s Liniment is a speedy, Judge Cabaniss and Attorney General canal, the Japanese government has reliable remedy for lameness Webb recently have ruled to the con In horses and farm stock. entered into negotiations with the ob trary. As soon as the jury went into Here’s proof. ject o f obtaining reduced rates for tel executive session the women elected Lameness G o a « egraphic communication across the Miss Diva Belli as secretary, although **I had a h o n e sprain hia Shoulder by Pacific ocean Much o f the telegraphic the men nominated" a candidate. pulling, and he whs bo lame he could not cairy foot at All. I got a bottle of business is now relayed by way of your Liniment nml put it on four times, Europe, but Japanese officials believe and in three days he showed no lame- Tramp’s Nap Derails Cars. new at all, and made a thirty mile trip the interests o f the United States and b e M d e a " - r « i l . r 11. Alertferd, L a Sail*. Jefferson City, Mo. — A sleeping i Japan require the establishment o f a tramp caused the wreck o f a freight For Splint and Thrash cheaper system o f communication train on the Missouri Pacific railroad, *T hare used Sloan's Linim ent on a 35 miles east o f here, Saturday after fine mare for splint and cured her. This Ex-Outlaw Wants Job. makes the third liorse 1're cured. Have noon. The tramp was sleeping at the recommended it to my neighbors for Sacramento, Cal. — Chris Evans, thrush and they say it is fine. I find It top o f a steep bank beside the track. the best Linim ent I ever used. I keep criminal partner o f Sontag in a series As the train approached he rolled on hand your Sure Colic Cure for m r - o f train hold-ups and murders that self and neighbors, nnd I can certainly down the bank in front o f the engine. recommend it for Colic."—S. E. Smith, terrorized California 20 years ago, and The emergency brakes were applied McDonough. Go. now paroled from California prisons, and the train was halted in time to has applied to California authorities save his life. The sudden stop threw for permission to accept a position as several cars from the track. The city watchman in Portland, Or. The tramp rubbed his eyes and sought an man who was an outlaw for a year in other place to sleep. the mountains o f Fresno and Tulare counties 20 years ago, after having Exports of Coal U rge. Is * quick, safe remedy for poul robbed trains and killed several offi Washington, D. C.— Coal exporta try roup, canker and bumble-foot cers, feels that he is specially fitted tion o f Continental United States for Try I t for guardianship o f peace and order. For Reap and Canker 1913 will approximate $100,000,000, “Sloan's Linim ent Is the speediest according to figures based upon the and surest remedy for poultry roup and Indian Land to Be Sold. exportation for the first eight months canker in all Its forma, especially for canker in the windpipe.”—£ P . SpauUi. of this year, compiled by the bureau Washington, D. C.— Secretary Lane tag, Jafroy. N. H. o f foreign and domestic commerce. has signed an order authorizing the A t all D ealers. 25* . 80«. A $1.00 This puts the United States in third sale o f the remnant lands, comprising R ead Sloan's Book om H ones. C attU , 36,365 acres, in the Kiowa, Comanche, place o f the coal exporting countries Hogs and Poultry» sent fro «. o f the world, being exceeded only by Apache and Wichita Indian reserva Address the United Kingdom and Germany. tions in Oklahoma. The sale will be Dt [AH i SIMA, be, I ss I m , I ml In 1903 the year’ s coal exports by public auction at Lawton, Okla., amounted to $27,000,000. beginning December 8. CATCH 27-POUND LOBSTER OFF NEW ENGLAND COAST Lameness S LO A N S LINIMENT — 1 It is the right o f everyone to live and enjoy the cheerful life. W e owe It to ourselves and those who live with us to live the cheerful life. We, cannot do so i f ill health takes hold o f us. T h e w ife , m oth er and d a u g h te r s u ffe r in g fro m hot flashes, nervou sn ess, i headache, backache, d ragging-down feeling, or any other weakness due to disorders (o r irregularities o f the deiicat« female organs—is not only a burden to herself, put to her loved ones. T h e ra is a re m e d y . Forty years experience baa proven unmistakably that D R . P I E R C E 'S ’F avorite p rescription " A Will restore health to weakened womankind. For 4 0 y e a re it has survived prejudice, envy and malice. Sold by dealers in medicine in liquid or tablet form. Dr. Pierce’s Favorite Prescription Tablets can be had o f druggist or mailed on receipt o f one-cent stamps—for $LU0 or 60c six«. Address it. V . Pierce, M. D - BufTalo, ^4. Y . D r. Pierce’s Pleasant Pellets regulate and Invigorate stomach, liver and bowela. Sugar-coated, tiny granules. Too M an y D avid Joneses. W om an Epitom e of Patience. It was at Jesus College, Oxford, "Whenever I feel rebellious at the that one of the most laughable stories daily grind of life,” said a young mar connected with that university origin ried woman today, “ I go downtown ated. Jesus College is chiefly patron and walk through Twenty-third street ized by Welshmen. A Cardiff resi to Broadway and stand and look at dent, visiting "the city of spires” for that epitome of patience in human the first time, bethought himself that flesh who stands in a window making at Jesus College was a young man he endless repeated transformations in a knew in the Welsh capital, so he re certain article of furniture. For two solved to call on him. Accordingly years that woman has made a couch into a bed and a bed Into a couch, he tackled the porter of the college. shaking up pillows or cushions, ar “ Is Mr. Jones in?” "Which Mr. Jones,” was the reply. ranging them over and over hundreds “ There are twenty-seven Jones in this of times a day— always quiet, pleas ant. self-controlled, apparently con college.’’ tent. Yet, oh, how tired she must ho "Mr. Jones, of Cardiff, sir." "There are eighteen Joneses from of it all, physically and m entally!”— Cardiff,” exclaimed the porter, im New York Correspondent. patiently. “ What’s his Christian name?” A Real Need. “ David, sir.” “ Hubby, the baby said something “ There are ten David Jonses from Cardiff here,” answered the official. clever today, and now I've forgotten It.” “ You must be more explicit What “ W e must get a nurse who Is a kind of hair has he?’’ stenographer, my dear.”— Kansas City "Red, sir.” Journal. “ There are six David Jonses from Cardiff with red hair in Jesus,” said A gate valve for a water pipe lino the porter. ’ What kind of eyes has large enough to drive an automobile he?” "W ell, just a wee bit of a cast In through recently was made in Ger many. them,” was the reply. “ There are three David Joneses from Cardiff with red hair, and with The largest settlement In Greenland a slight cast in their eye,” burst from Is Sydproven, which has a population the angry man at the lodge. “ Has of 766, and the smallest Is Skansen, In your Mr. Jones any other peculiarity?" North Greenland, with 46 Inhabitants. "H e ’s a bit lame on one foot, sir.” "Now, why didn't you say so at first? Up the stairs, first to the right, second to the left, third to the right again. A t No. 58 is the only David j Jones from Cardiff with red hair, a Blight cast and a lame foot. Why I didn't you say so before?”—London I Tit-Bits. “All Ready” T H I C K , G L O S S Y H A IR F R E E FROM D A N D R U FF I Comes the call to din ner. Are you interest ed? Is your appetite keen and waiting? Is your digestion normal and bowels regular? If not, we urge a trial of G irls! T ry it! H a ir gets soft, flu ffy j and beautiful— Get a 25 cent bottle of Danderine. HOSTETTER’S A Solem n T ask. “ What's the conclave at your house about?” "W e are discussing the advisability | of impeaching the cook.”— Kansas City j Journal. If you care for heavy hair that glis- i tens with beauty and Is radiant with ' life; has an Incomparable softness and i is fluffy and lustrous, try Danderine. Just one application doubles the I beauty of your hair, besides it lmme diately dissolves every particle of dandruff. You can not have nice heavy, healthy hair If you have dandruff. This destructive scurf robs the hair of its lustre, its strength and Its very life, and if not overcome it produces u feverishness and itching of the scalp: the hair roots famish, loos en and die; then the hair falls out fast. Surely get a 25-cent bottle of Knowlton’s Danderine from auy drug store and just try iL A n E n g lish Joke. Stomach Bitters a t once. For 60 years it has proven a great aid to sufferers from Stomach, Liver and Bowel disorders. Í5 u i i .d e / i 0 ! T h ere ar e b a r g a i n s I HERE FOR YOU.* R O O riN O Miss Hogabust (of Chicago)— And i what profession is your son In, Lord Hlghtop? Lord Hlghtop— O h , when Algy leaves college I expect he will take orders. Miss Hogabust (surprised)— You don't say! Well, poppa has got some real nice gentlemen traveling for him. —London Opinion. An Eye to Effect. "Is it true you eat with your knife?" I "N ot always: only In public, where j my constituents can see me.” Only 73 In 10DO letters delivered In 1 the United Kingdom come from abroad. $1.10 per roll Heavier plies at equally low prices. We alto sell t a r paper, bail l i 4 Inf paper. deg Jenlnp felt and plaster board at amazingly low prices. depends upon the integrity of the liver. IF YO U R L IV E R W e'll eavs you 26% to 50% on your lum ber bill. Our lumber it all First grade and Fret quality. We sell you direct Send your lijt et once end get our prepaid prices. QUA R AN TS C W e *1ve a m oney b e rk g u ara n tee th at e v e ry th in * w e e el) la e x a c tly as w e represen t IL O ur business has gro w n to Its p resen t huge s ite by s a v ln f m oney fo r b u ild ers and yeare o f square d ea lin g are behind e v e ry statem en t w e m ake W r ite our Bank, T h e Na tonal Bank o f C om m erce. S ea ttle, about o u r re liab ll Ity. 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