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Last S p r i n g My H e a l t h Was completely broken down through prolonged watching at a sick bed. My appetite was gone. I was so nervous that I could not sleep. I be came pale, thin, languid, tired, looked ten years older. Through physical weakness my mental condition was affected. Hood’s Sarsaparilla re stored me to perfect health. It aided the worn- out nerves of my stomach to do their duty. I could soon eat and sleep peacefully and felt new life course through - my veins. With in six weeks I was my former self, and for a year have enjoyed the best health.” Julia C. Tison, Atlantic City, N. J. For your Spring Medicine, blood puritier and strength builder, take Hood’ s Sarsaparilla Sold everywhere. Get a bottle today. A LL A UTH O R S ARE T A L K A T IV E POWERS AREDEFIED Montenegro flatly Refuses to Re linquish Spoils of War. Gigantic Bog Oak Tr ee. Twenty tons of bog oak were re cently unearthed at Llanwrtyd Wells, Wales. It measures 48 feet long with a diameter of 2 feet 9 inches. This giant ouk tree Is by far the largest which has been found within memory on the peat land near Llanwrtyd. For mons of It have been exposed for some years, hut no one thought It of such dimensions and no Interest was taken In it until a few years ago. If You K n o w One, Be Ta ctful and Let H im C o n v e n e About Hla Work. j For Sal«—300 a. Douglas Co.. Wash.; 160 a. cult.. 7-r. house, barn, outbldgn. bearing orchard, stock, machinery, etc. J. M. Kinney. Mansfield, Wash. For Sale -240 a. in Chelan Co., Wash.: about 100 a. cult.; 5-r. house, 2 barns, outbldgs.. 6-a. orchd; stock, machinery, etc., everything comp' te. J. F. Daniel, Wenatchee, Wash.. K. N<>. 1. For Sale 5H a. in Douglas Co.. Wash., nr Orondo; f>0 a. cult., best producing orchards in tho state; ft-room house, barn, outbuildings, stock, machin ery._______________ A . J. Elliott. Orondo, Wash. MARK BIG MONEY! Be our representative. Kasy sales anywhere. Show samples and take orders. No risk. Don’ t wait; write today. Dept. 12. Koom 312, Wilcox Bldg., Portland, Or ? ! Machinery Sec ond- Hand Machln- boilers, sawmills, etc. The J. E. Martin Co., 83 1st S t- Portland. Send for Stock List and prices. W a t s o a K. C o le m a n , 1’utent Lawyer,Washington, D.C. Advice and hooks free. Kates reasonable. Highest references, best services. PATENTS HOLTON and BUESCHER band Instruments. The most complete stock o f Musical Merchandise in the Northwest. W rite for Catalogues. 8EIBERL1NG-LUCAS MUSIC CO. 134 Second Street Portland. Oregon AS/ Will yield twice as much as it does now. Want to know how? CORRECT FERTILIZING r “it's No Joke" STOMACH BITTERS When Y our Eyes Need Care Try M urine E ye R em edy. N o Sm arting— Feel# F in e — Acts Quickly. T ry it to r R ed , W eak, W atery Eyes a n d G ra nulated E yelids. Illu s trated Book in e a c h P a ck age. M urine la compounded by our Oculists—not a “ Patent Med icin e "— but used In euccessful Physicians Prac tice fo r many years. Now dedicated to the Pub lic and sold by Druggists at 26c and 60c ner Bottle. Murine Kye B a lre ln Aseptic Tubes. 25o and 60c. M u rin e E ye R em e dy C o ., C h ic a g o before meals for a few days and notice the im provement in your gen eral health. It is for all Stomach and Bowel Ills. A stolen tombstone was unearthed during excavations foliowring a recent fire In a shop In Glrvan (A yr.). The workmen dug out a tombstone In an excellent state of preservation, bear ing the following Inscription: “ By An thony Campbell. Saddler. In Memory of His Daughter, Jean. Died July 1st, 1826, Aged 18 Years and Six Months." It Is believed that the stone was stolen from the old Olrvan churchyard and converted Into a heartstone, a quite Poverty's Gradations. common occurrence In the early days “ Poor” has many gradations of of the nineteenth century.— London meaning. A small newsboy, who is a Mall. _________________ familiar figure at ¿the city hall and shows great affection for Assistant W ord Much Misused. Joe Ryan’s dogs, overheard some one "F ix" lg one of the words that we speak of him as “ that poor boy” the Americans habitually misuse, but It is other day, and exclaimed: j j not often that the mistake leads to “ That man has no right to call me such absurdity as It does In the label poor boy. W e ain’t poor. Why, at of a certain stain-remover now on the our place on James street jwe have market. “ It will fix the stain,” says three rooms, and six people sleep in the notice. Since “ fix” means to make one and seven in the other, and they permanent, the manufacturers of the pay us ten cents a night, ¡too. We stain-remover have not said quite ain’t poor. Lots of the other fellers what they Intended to say.— Youth's only have one room.” Companion. “ How many sleep in the other room, G eorge?” asked Ryan. May W a r d Off Pneumonia. “ Why, only me and pop and mom Here is a recipe which a physician and my two brothers and two sisters. gave me several years ago, says a Say, we ain’t poor.”— New York Press. writer, and I have used it In pty fam ily ever since. For coughs, colds or One at a T i m e . any bronchial trouble saturate a flan "The head of the Krupp steel works nel cloth and apply to chest: Turpen has 65,000 employes.” “ Nothing to tine liniment—-Take a pint bottle, put brag of,” opined the housewife. "I’ve in white of one egg, shake well, add had that many in my kitchen, but not four tablespoonfuls turpentine, shake all at once.” —Louisville Courier-Jour till foamy than fill with good vinegar; shake well. nal. Mistaken View. Excuse Hunting. Strange tricks our vanity will play, Dodge—"W hat’s the matter with and egotistic is life's plan. A fish, your cooking here lately?” Mrs. Dodge which grabbed a hook one day, at first — "The gas company doesn't give us believed he’d caught a man! as good gas as It used to.”— Kansas City Times. Mistake. Literal. "W hy have you quarreled with your cousin?” “ He kissed me the other “ Do you like my execution on the day, and when I asked him to promise piano?” “ I must say I would have me never to do it again, be actually to describe it as an execution for kill did.” ing time." A READY MADE HOUSE $400 All ready for occupancy. All you have to do is drive a few nails and move in. Plans and instructions accompany ma terial. House built so as to be just what our climatic condi tions require. We have been in the Mill Material business for twenty-seven years and our ability and integrity are un questioned. W e absolutely guarantee satisfaction. Anything you want in mill material we can supply you at factory cost. No order too small or none too large to re ceive our prompt and best attention. Send for our Free Book o f Floor Plans and Catalogue o f Mill Material. NORTHWEST DOOR COMPANY PO RTLAND, OREGON. North Pacific College of Dentistry and Pharmacy The North Pacific College was estab lished in 1898. It has departments of Dentistry and Pharmacy. No school in America has better facilities for the train ing o f young men and women for success ful professional careers. The annual ses sion begins October First. An illustrated catalog o f information will be forwarded upon application to Registrar, North Pacific College Eas S xth ¡ad Oregon Sis.. Portland, Ore. i Start Today. Recover 8tolen Tombstone. Our knowledge Is Our fart II izers have been free to you. Our book tried out and they have full of valuable In won out every time. They formation is free to are prepared by skilled you. Write for it and and experienced chem let us help you in ists and tested by practi crease your crops cal farmers. They will and improve your bring BIG RETURNS to land. YO l" PACIFIC GUANO A FERTILIZER CO. 182 Madison St. „ Portland, Or. His W h y He was Glad. The man with the long beard stood pensively at the curbing gazing at I know nothing about really great the pausing traffio In the street. “ I authors, but I think I speak for a hall with delight the advent of the large number of the followers of the automobile," he muttered aloud, “ for trade , when I say that they like to no longer need 1 fear crossing the talk about their work, one great rea itreet lest gome hungry horse mistake son being that writing Is a lonely pro me for a walking bale of hay." fession. If you write, as a rule you must do It fby yourself; or if you do Daily Th ou ght. attempt it in company, you or the Such are the habitual thoughts, company will be sorry. Therefore, mch also will be the character of thy when the writing is done, and a sym mind, for the soul is dying by the pathetic listener offers, fthe writer Is thoughts.—Marcus Aurelius. glad to wipe out some of the lonely hours with a little conversation. So, if you know an author, don’t be | too breathless fabout his calling; treat him like a human being. Let him talk a little, and do not be shocked if he manages to keep the tears back when he j tells you about his last short story. Only, be tactful. Do not say, as an eager acquaint to have to endure dis ance once said to me: “ Oh, I do think tress after every meal. it fis so interesting to write. It must j be just fascinating when your manu No wonder you are scripts come b a ck !” I discovered af terward that she meant proofs In si afraid to eat. Just try stead of manuscripts, but the mistake of Just ¿that single word made me. who am usually so garrulous about my trade, feel for the time being that I really did not care ever to speak of it again. t So I repeat, let the poor author talki but be tactful.—Atlantic M o n th ly .________________ HOSTETTER'S BANDMEN: Your Farm, Orchard, Hop Yard or Garden Will Take and Hold Scutari as Ne cessity ¡Demanda — Warships Blockade Port. e M T he Miser. “ Here," said Teddy’s papa, showing the little boy a coin, “ is a penny 300 veers old. It was given to me when I was a little bey." “ (lee w hiz!" ejacu lated Teddy, "Ju 3 t think of anybody being able to keep a penny as long as that -/Ithont epending It." CONSTIPATION Munyon’s Paw-Paw Pills are unlike all oth er laxatives or cathar I tics. They coax the liver Into activity by gentlo methods, they do not scour; they do not gripe; they do not weaken; but they do start all the secretions of the liver and stom ach in a way that soon puts these organs in a healthy condition and corrects constipation. Munyon’s Paw-Paw Pills ara a tonic to the stomach, liver and nerves. They invigorate instead of weaken; they enrich tho blood instead of impover ishing it; they enable the stomach to get all the nourishment from food that is put into it Price i i cents. All Druggists. The Match. Kr.lcker—What did they have In common ? Bocker—Gardening. He had a busi ness plant and she had widow’s •ve'-ds. Cough, Cold SoreThroat Sloan’s liniment gives quick relief fur cough, cold, hoarseness, s o r e t h r o a t , croup, asthma, hay fever and bronchitis. HERE’S PROOF. M r . A l b e r t W .P aiC B .of Fredonia, K mii ., writes : •* We uj*e Sloau’ a Lini ment In the fam ily and find It an ex cellent relief f.»r colds and hay lever attacks. It stops coughing and sneez ing almost insiMiitly. SLOANS LINIMENT RELIEVED SORE THROAT. M rs . L. B r e w e r , o f M odello, rta., writes: " I bought one bottle o f yonr Liniment and it did me all the good in the world. My throat was very sore, and B cured me o f my trouble. GOOD FOR COLD AND CROUP. M r . W H. STBAHGB, 8721 Elmwood Avenue, Chicago, HI., writes: “ A lit tle boy next door had croup. I gave the mother l o a n 's Liniment to try. She gave him three drops on sugar before going to bed, and he got up without the croup in the morning.” P rto o , 2 8 a ., B O o., 91 M O Cettinje — The little kingdom o f Montenegro has thrown down the gauntlet to the six great powers. She declines to yield to the demand o f the powers to abandon her attempts to gain possession o f Scutari, and has officially announced that "there will be no departure from an attitude which conforms to the necessities o f the state o f war existing between the allies and Turkey.” An international fleet, comprising warships o f Austria-Hungary, Italy, France, Germany and Great Hritain is now blockading the Montenegrin port o f Antivari. The fleet includes four Austrian warships, the British cruisers Yarmouth, Inflexible and Gloucester; the German cruiser Breslau, the Ital ian cruiser Pisa and the French cruiser Edgar Qulnet. Russia is not represented by a war ship, but has acquiesced in the naval demonstration. The British admiral sent the follow ing message to the Montenegrin pre mier, Dr. L. Tomanovics: “ I have the honor to inform you that the international fleet is assem bled in Montenegrin waters as a pro test against non-fulflllment o f the wishes o f the great powers. I desire to call your excellency’ s attention to the presence o f the fleet as a proof that the great powers are acting in concert, and request that their wishes be fulfilled without further delay. Please inform me immediatey that your government is ready to carry out the wishes o f the great powers.” To this the Montenegrin premier re plied in a note expressing regret at the presence o f the fleet, which he considered a violation o f the neutrality proclaimed by the powers at the be ginning o f the war. The premier con tinued: “ Despite the pressure which the presence o f the fleet implies, there will be no departure from an attitude which conform s to the necessities o f the state o f war existing between the allies and T u rkey.” A brigade o f Austrian troops from Cattaro has been maneuvering near the Montenegrin boundary. The customary note has not been given the Montenegrin government, and Aus tria’ s action is considered unfriendly and menacing. R L. 8. IN T H E A D I R O N O A C K 3 W. L. DOUGLAS Stevenson, While Fighting Off Ole- ease Th ere Seemed Indifferent to the Law s of Health. * 3 .0 0 Robert Louis Stevenson, for so wise a man, seems to have been singularly j unaware of, or Indifferent to, (the laws of health, but that, too, may have been part of his wisdom. He spent the winter of 1887 in the Adlrondacks struggling lagalnst the disease which was not to subdue him for seven years. He lived in a little cottage that was much overheated and from which all ventlltalon was curefully excluded. The;amoke of his Incessant cigarettes obscured the atmosphere and perhaps helped to drive away the visitors who came to gaze upon him as one gazes at a lion In a d en .; Fashionable call ers were specially unwelcome and | Stevenson once remarked, according to an account In the Medical Record, that "It Isn't the great ; unwashed which I’d read, but the great washed.” llut whoever else was unwelcome there was always a greeting for Rich ard Mansfield. It ^Is an Impressive, al most a tremendous picture, that of the clouded room fitfully lit by the flames of the log fire and StevenBon huddled close to the ¡warmth while Mansfield at the other end of the room gave his weird Impersonation of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. It must have been like God looking ¡upon his handiwork and finding It good. * 3 ,5 0 wo mjn ' j COUNT US » 4 ..Q Q *4..co AND *R-oo SHOES FOR M EN AN D W OM EN B£8T BOYS SHOES I* the WORLD $J.00. 92 60 and j 3 00 T h e largest m ak er» o f M en ’s $ 3 .5 0 and $ 4.0 0 »h o e » in the w o rld. y o u r d e n ie r t o nhow you I.. D ou g in * 83.AO, 8 4 .0 0 uml Hlioes. J u s t h n g o o d In atyle, a n d w e a r »•* o t h e r inakvN co m in g 8 5 .0 0 to I -t h e o n ly d i ffe r e n c e Is th e p r ice . S h oes in le a t h e r s , s ty le s an d sh a p e* to *ult e v e r y b o d I f y o u c o u ld visit W . L. D o u g la s la rg e fa cto I ries at B r o c k t o n , M ass., an d see f o r y o u r s e lf h o w c a r e fu lly W . L. D o u g la s s h oes are m a d e, w o u ld th e n u n d ersta n d w hy th ey are w a rra n ted fit b e tte r, l o o k b e tte r , h o ld th e ir s h a p e and weu l o n g e r th a n any o t h e r m a k e f o r th e p rice . f W. L. 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Cut shows how to poultice throats Our F'r Booklet Kiree everything. Local alíen t» wanted. Larg-at aoíl¡n„ horse raiuedy In exittenoe—twelve jeam. S P O H N M E D IC A L Cf* C hem ist* a n d B a cterio loor ¡ata- G O S H E N . IND.. u . FREE ADVICE For the cure and prevention o f every disease w ith HERBS—NATURE'S OWN REMEDIES A r e you sick? H ave you a friend that’s sick? W rite today fo r sym ptom blank and w e will diagnose you r case free o f charge and tell you w hat rem edies are needed to cure y o u r s e lf at home. Aid Dept. A m erican H erb D o c tor, 4158 A rcade Bldg., Seattle, Wash. s. A New Methods in Vogue. “ What made you take down that Absent-Minded Man Has Some Diffi sign 'No Agents or Solicitors Allowed in This Building?*” “ It’s no use any culty at the Book Store and more,” replied the janitor. Anybody the Grocers’. who wants to take down the public’s As the little man walked absent- spare change nowadays gets out a mindedly along tho sidewalk he sud prospectus and uses postage stamps.” Each Pew a Heater. A Nuremberg church seating 1,200 denly stopped in front of a bookstore. haa an electric heater for each pew. It recalled to him the meaning of that Would Leave Nature Alone. A three-inch Iron tube incloses a piece of string on his finger, and with “ When Nature has decided on the ■mailer tube wound with resistance a brightened face he entered. “Just a minute,” he said to the color of an eye, it is not for man to wire, and this heater runs In front of "My wife wanted me to get alter it,” remarked Mr. Plowden at the seat and along the back of the clerk. Marylebone in fining a man for black pew ahead. Each heater has its own a book for her—a certain novel she's ening another man s optic.—London heard a good deal about. I must find ■witch. the memorandum she gave me. She Chronicle. M others w ill find Mrs. W inslow 's Soothing wrote the name on a slip of paper, Byrup t! e host rem edy to uao for their oiiU diea and I put it in my pocket.” ? u rin g .*ie teething ¿^riod. After considerable fumbling he pro duced a small bit of paper, and laying The Lesser Evil. it on the counter, took out his spec He— Yes, I’m going to apply may tal ents; but I don’t know whether to go tacles and adjusted them on his nose. NO “ SPRING MEDICINE” “ Here’s the name Cobb’s Corna- It you keep yeur liver active, your bowels In for art or poetry. tine. Yes, that’s it." regular and your digestion good She— Oh, poetry! “ He— Oh, you’ve heard some of my | I— I’m afraid 1 don’t know the 1 book, sir,” said the clerk apologetical verses? She— No; but I’ve seen some of your ly, “ but I’ll look through the list of new ones.” And he ran his eye over art.—Judge. the list on the wall. “ No, I’m sorry You are Don’t buy water for bluing. Liquid blue is al- to say I can’t find It here. iost all water. Buy Rod Cross Ball blue, the sure of the name?” E lue that’s all blue. R e g u la t e th e» . B o w e l s ‘‘ Yes, It’s right here on this piece S t i m u l a t e t h e L i v e r of paper.” Evil of Untruth. “ Well, I’m afraid we haven’t g o t 1 I m p r o v e D i g e s t i o n a n d Truth is cleverer and healthier than F * u i-I fy t h e D l o o d falsehood. It is more aristocratic. It then.” “ But—but I don’t dare to go home Like self-control, it is one of the hall marks of a lady. Lies are a malaria to my wife without it. I promised t o ! that eats into character like a dis g e t.it for her.” The clerk called to another in the ease and breaks down its citadels back of the store, who came forward. against the approach of evil. To the other he said: ‘‘Say, Bill, do you know o f , a book called Cornatine, I Th ou ght of It. On Each Automobile. by a fellow named Cobb?” For a thing that springs mostly “ What's that?” he asked la sur from badly digested misinformation, prise. Our co-operative sales plan en public sentiment is amazingly often ables you to buy a brand new au The old \ gentleman broke in: j right.—Puck. tomobile; only $475 require«!, bal “ Cobb’s Cornatine. Here, see for your ance eaay terms. For full partic self.” ular» address Some Measure of Love Important. “ I’m afraid you’ve made a mistake,” It la beat to love wisely, no doubt; but to love foolishly is better than said the new arrival with a twinkle.' Cobb’s Cornatine is a new breakfast UPRISING IN JOLO IS SERIOUS not to be able to love at all.—Thack “ food.” 690 Washington Street. eray. “ Ah, now I see why the grocer I PORTLAND, OREGON. didn’t understand .me when I asked Army Officials Alarmed By Activ him for a package of Queen,” remark ity o f Moros. ed the customer In manifest relief. Washington, D. C.— Officials o f the — G. Kaemmerllng in Puck. bureau o f insular affairs o f the War To Breal; ¡n New Shoes. MH. *. H. POW ELL, department are alarmed at reports Alw ays shake In A llen ’s Foot-Ease, a pow der, Manufacturing Chemist, from Manila concerning an insurrec it cures hot, sw ea tin g, a ch in g , sw ollen feet. • Spokane, Wash. Lures corns, Ingrow ing nails and bunions. At tion o f the Moros which centers Dear Sir: Having suffered with stomach i ll druggists and shoe »teres, 25c. D ont accept trouble for a number of year», and tried a around Jolo. in y substitute. Sam ple m ailed FREE. Address great many doctors and a great many pro Private letters received here from A t Regular Interval»— Say» Allen S. O lm sted, Le R oy, N. Y. prietary preparations but obtained no per manent relief until 1 took your stomach Manila say that for more than a year In Classic Boston. Lydia E. Pinkham ’s V e g e remedy, ami am pleased to aay that I have no the Moros have been smuggling rifles further stomaoh trouble and can eat any Signs seen in Boston, according to table Com pound com thing I desire and suffer no bad result-*. 1 am into the province through the Chinese the Transcript: Placard at a moving a profeaaional nurse. having nurwed for 30 picture show: “ Young children must traders in Borneo, and that more than pletely cured her. year«. Home of the time for Dr. Holb «if New York City, the greatent specialist on child have parents.” In a barber shop win 16,000 o f the tribesmen are armed. ren's diseases ; aloo had charge of Wnrdner dow: “ During alterations patrons will Jalo, say the letters, is in a state of Hospital at Wardner. Idaho, for two yearn. Adrian, Texas.—“ I take pleasure in be shaved in the back.” Sign in a Since learning by my own experience the siege, and is surrounded by thousands adding my testimonial to the great list great benefit from the use of Powell's Stom Tremont street store: “ Empty boxes— o f Moros. Fighting has been going ach Remedy. I have recommended it to a and hope that it will suitable for Christmas gifts.” In a. great many for children and adults, and in on in the province for two months, be of interest to suf tailor’s shop: “ We dye for others, why | each oa?e it has been remarkable for the and many wounded American soldiers good it has done. I cheerfully recommend fering women. For not let us dye for you?” In a cloth- j it to anyone suffering with any kind of stom have been sent to Manila. four years I suffered lng store: "These pants will look bet- i ach trouble, os I am anxious to aidanjone suffering from sickness of any kind, and 1 A strict censorship concerning what untold a g o n i e s at ter on your legs than on our hands.” I have never known of medicine to compare is happening near Jolo is said to have r e g u l a r intervals. A silversmith has a place next door to with Powell’ s Stomach Remedy for all kinds of stomaoh trouble. Yours truly, been established by Governor General S u c h p a i n s a n d a restaurant. The former having put ELSIE STEINER. Forbes, so that the real situation is cramps,severe chills up a placard: “ Jewelry of all kinds 2120 Boone Ave. plated.” The restaurant keeper fol unknown in the United States. andsicknessat stom lowed with this: “ Oysters and little Brigadier General Pershing com ach, then finally hem neck clams plated.” mands the American troops at Jolo, orrhages u n t i l I TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY and some o f the letters bitterly de would be n e a r l y Take L A X A T IV E BROMO Quinine Tablets. nounce him for what is denominated blind. I had five Druggists refund money i f it falls to cure. E. W. his inefficiency in meeting the upris doctors and none o f them could do more G RO VE’S signature is on each box. 26c. ing, which is said to have reached for than relieve me for a time. For t Scott Witticism. midable proportions. ** I saw your advertisement In a pa At a recent banquent In Fort Scott per and decided to try Lydia E. Pink- the Tribune says, a man was called ham’ ■ Vegetable Compound. I took upon to make a speech. Of course he Unions to Support Girls. Boston— The Central Labor Union seven boxes of it and used two bottles was surprised that he should be asked o f the Sanative Wash, and I am com to talk, but he was equal to the oc has voted to support the telephone pletely cured o f my trouble. When I casion. and he stood up and said: T hen See If the Rem edies I operators’ union in case o f a strike o f began taking the Compound I only “ Gentlemen, you have been eating a Furnish D o Not Improve the 2,200 girl employes o f the New weighed ninety-six pounds and now I turkey stuffed with sage, now you will England Telephone & Telegraph com weigh one hundred and twenty-six listen to a sage stuffed with turkey.” Y ou r Condition. pany in Boston and vicinity. Labor pounds. I f anyone wishes to address Everybody laughed and the man im leaders declare that if a strike occurs, me in person I will cheerfully answer mediately became known as a famous wag, and the mot is highly esteemed a campaign will be started for state all letters, as I cannot speak too highly in those parts.— Kansas City Star. ownership o f telephone companies. o f the Pinkham rem edies."—Miss J es Water in bluing ia adultérai Sen. tilaan and wa- Operators in Boston and suburban e x s i e M a r s h , Adrian, Texas. ter make liquid blue costly. Buy Red . ed Cross Ball changes will ballot on the question o f Hundreds o f such letters expressing Blue, makes clothes whiter than snow. striking. Principal among the de gratitude for the good Lydia E. Pink- Appreciate Y o u r Blessings. mands are an eight-hour day, and re ham’s Vegetable Compound has accom Don’t kick because you have to but adjustment o f wages. plished are constantly being received, proving the reliability o f this grand old ton your wife’s waist. Be glad your wife has a waist, and doubly glad remedy. Slav Outburst Permitted. you have a wife to button a waist If St. Petersburg— Another great Slav for. Some men's wives’ waists have E. Co. not bottons on to button. Some men’s demonstration occurred Sunday, but wives’ waists who have buttons ou to on this occasion the police did not in be button don’t care a continental wheth terfere. The climax was reached woman er they are buttoned or not. Some when the crowd, which numbered 60,- men don’t have any wives with waists For years I have been established in 000, appeared before the residence o f with buttons on to button.—Teague Portland and an b lo w letters from the Dowager Empress, sang the na (Tex.) Chronicle. former patients living indifferent parts tional anthem and displayed banners o f the orthwest as to the honesty of PILES CURED IN 6 TO 14 DATS inscribed: “ Down with A u stria !” i* what they all aay my claims. If you are a sufferer from Tour druggist will refund money i f PAZO OINT “ Scutari for the M ontenegrins!” “ The so m e sort of sickness vou will do well MENT fail» to cure any case o f Itching. Blind. o f our cross over St. Sophia!” A visit was me, or it J yoQ live too tar Bleeding or Protruding I’ ilea in 6 to 14 days. 60c. to LU consult t U I I !? U I l IW w , away, write me of your condition. For paid by them to the cathedral and to Story Jones Tells. 4 cents I will sen ' you a consultation the guards' barracks, where the offi Some years ago in a western min blank and circular so that my famous Extracting cers saluted the banners. ing town a man was found dead in his Chinese herb and root remedies may hotel room hanged to a bedpost by be had. Out-of-town peo hiB suspenders. Schiff Gift Announced. The Jury of miners ple can have their brought in the following verdict at Philadelphia — Announcement that plate and bridge- The C. Gee Wo the coroner’s inquest: “ Deceased came Jacob H. Schiff, o f New York, had wotk finished in one to his death by coming home full and offered to donate $50,000 to aid in day if necessary. Chinese Medicine Co. mistaking himself for his pants.” com pleting and publishing a revised An absolute guar 162J First St., Cor. Morrison antee. backed by 26 translation o f the Bible by the Jewish A r t or Service. years in Portland. PORTI.AND, OR. Publication society o f Am erica was M. W. ». will. Pni»HT A leader of a chamber music string made here Sunday at a banquet which quartet used to say that he was never 15— concluded the celebration o f the so sure when he approached a private P. N. U. house whether he w’ould be let In ciety’ s 25th anniversary. The gift, orn ce hours : it was said, was made on certain per 8 A. M. to 8 P. M. Sundays 9 to 1 with the caterer’s men at the back or W H E N writing to advertiser». ple»»e men- with the honored guests at the front.— Phones: A 2029: Main 2029. sonal conditions, not involving the ’ * tion this p a p e r . ___________________ Tailing Bldg., Third and Washington. Portland New York Evening Post. raising o f an additional fund. G O T H IS N O T E S M I X E D UP You Need $100 TO $500 SAVED GERLINGER MOTOR CAR CO. GIRL SUFFERED TERRIBLY GET M Y OPINION you want special advice write to Lydia Pinkham Medicine (confi dential) Lynn, Mans. Your letter will opened» read and answered by a and held In strict confidence. “DIDN’T HURT A BIT” Painless Methods of Teeth. No. Wise Dental Co. Mrs. Pankhurat la III. London— Mrs. Emmaline Pankhurst, who is on a hunger strike in Holloway Jail, hag been forcibly fed, according . l ’ --J ¡. to the Express, and is in a state of collapse. 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