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BOY STARTS A PANIC w ins hearts of ----- Cry of Fire Causes Death oi 26 At Moving Picture Show. O W A R D E. B U R T O N - Aonayor « n i Chem lat, Laaatl v ille . C o lo ra d o . Hpoi-iuien p r ie « « : Ciotti, S liv e r , L e a d , SI. ( t o ld , H llvor, 76«; G o ld jUe; Z i o * | o r C o p p e r . Si M a ilin g e n v e lo p * * a id f u l l p r ie « I tut | f o n t o n a p p lic a t io n . C o n tro ) an d I 'u iu ir o w ork MO ! iio it e d , R o iw r o u c o : C a rb o n a te N a tio n a l lla n k . H W E B U Y OLD GOLD H ig h e s t p r ic e s p a id f o r S ilv e r , O l d J e w e lr y , G o ld le e t h , t ic . U N C L E M YE K S. F o r t y y e a r » in 1’o r t la n d . 71 S ix t h , b e t w e e n O a k a n d P in e . P ATENTS P 1 GIVE S Y0U w 1 1 0. 0. MARTIN, ersonal am irvice advice . free STRENGTHEN INVIGO RATE TO N E AN D REBUILD TH E ENTIRE SYSTEM you need t h e B i t t e r s at once. T r y it . It never disappoints. ^ 400 Chamber Commerce Write fnr Information PORTLAND. ORE. ihiviiumhbii K O D A K S W r i t * f o r c a t a lo g u e * a n d lite r a tu r e . D e v e lo p in g e n d p r in t in g . M ail o r d e r s g iv e n p r o m p t a tte n tio n I ortland Photo Supply Co. 149 T h in ! S t r e e t PO RTLAN D . OR AUTO SCHOOL Yen Rfl (he noil thorough instructions o drum unit prac leal work dial ran be produced, aba II lalhe work, drill press and lorpa*. Finely «juippeJ inuilur shop and school room Tuition lee $3b cub: $40 payments $10 per week J BELMONT AUTO SCHOOL I (A IM • r e th e s a fe st a n d m o s t r e li a b le c a t h a it ic a n d s y s te m c le a n s e r . T h e b e s t r e m e d y f o r T o r p id X ,iv e r , B il io u s n e s s a n d S i c k H e a d a c h e . . A t D r u g g is ts ' o r b y M a ll. 2 5 C a n t. H o y t C u i - u i c a ì . C o . P u a x L a rtu . o t u a r o g Morrison. Portland. Or BOYNTON FURNACES M oat e c o n o m ic a l a n d e f f e c t i v e f o r houae a n d s c h o o l h e a tin g . Y. M. C. A. ISSUES PAMPHLET. J. C. BAYER FURNACE CO. Front and Market Sts. Portland, Or. SEN D FOR CATALO G U E. Q ueer Sacrifice. The story of a tragedy of charltj come* from Paris. The other day a septuagenarian widow named Bertir was so distressed on hearing the story of a starving family that she shot her ■elf and left them tho whole of hei money—$250. Searchlights Prove of Value. The high power electric search lights with which vessels are equip ped on the Great Lakes prove most useful In the early spring nights when the water Is covered with a partially broken ice field. By means of the light openings are located, thus often saving many hours. One View of Morality. In the middle classes morality con sists In being the same as your neigh bor until your neighbor is found out. —Morley Roberts in “Thoru’s Way.’* „ C O FFEEt T E A SPICES SA BIN O POWDER > EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT Day and Evening; School Open Soon for Winter Course. The Educational Department o f the Y. M. C. A. has issued a pamphlet this week, giving an outline of all the different linet of work conducted in this department. The subjects taught are grouped under six schools, as fol lows : Business School— Bookkeeping, Shorthand. College Preparatory— All subjects of the High School course. Boys’ Elementary—- Grades above the Fifth. Technical and Industrial Trades— Carpentry, Plumbing, Sheet Metal Work, Brick Laying, Automobile Construction, Repair and Driving. Special Courses— Building Caretaking, Hotel Cooking, Forestry and Lumbering, Pharmacy, Telegraphy. Lecture Courses— Apple Culture, Poultry Husbandry, Real Estate Law, National Political Issues. This catalog may be obtained upon application to Educational Director of the Y. M. C A. All these courses are given both day and evening. The Day School opens September 5th and the Night School opens September 25th. W i s d o m ’ s R a a l O b je c t . Wisdom does not show Itself so much In precept as In life—In a firm ness of mind and mastery of appetite. It teaches us to do, as well as to talk; and to make our actions and words all of a color.—Seneca. Utilize Every Moment. Know the true value of time; snatch, aeize, and enjoy every mo ment of it. No Idleness, no laziness, no procrastination; Never put off till tomorrow what you con do today. —Earl of Chesterfield. Fantastic Theorist. "Why do you think that extremely rich people are likely to go to a place of fiery torment?” "Because,” replied the cynical person, “only they could afford the fuel necessary to keep It going.” ,____________ WHittemore’ s J f Shoe Polishes fin e s t in Q u a lity . L a r g e s t in V a rie ty . T h e y m e e t e v e r y r e q u ir e m e n t f o r c le a n in g a n d p o lis h in g s h o o s o f a>l k i n d s a n d c o l o r s . ' *■ V > b r »-l/, ,*** r,i>ii\, ■ Arut*rç ¡1/ Î COLOS^ ü I tm . ! * ' ; <;ikT . tk*CJCt*T COIO» .&SrÄ ÌHeitrtBSr«. A Pecking Hint. When traveling It Is a good plan to line the trunk with a large sheet or piece of muelln. When all the clothes are packed the ends of t£e sheet are folded across the top of the clothes and pinned firmly with safety pins. : >• - Jç-i». A Well-Known Name. A professor of Greek who was noted for self-appreciation, bought a dozen collars and marked the first one with his full name and the others simply ’Ditto.”—Everybody's Magazine. Sfe-wsRatf' O J L T E D G E t h e o n ly la d le s s h o e d r e s s in g iPiat p o s it iv e ly c o n t a in s O l L B la c k s a m i P o lis h e s J v ile s ’ a n d c h ild r e n ’s b o o t* a n d sh o e s, s h i n e « w i t h o u t r o b b i n g , 25e. “ F r e n c k O I o m ,” 10 c . I>A N 1> Y c o m b in a t i o n f o r c le a n i n g anti p o lis h in g a lt k in ls o f r u s s e t o r t a n s h o e s , 25c. “ S t a r ” s iz e , 10c. O l i l t 'K W H I T E m a k e s d ir ty c iiiiv s n sh oes r l e n n a m t w h i t e . I n li q u id f o r m s o it c a n b e o u i r k l y a n d e a s i l y a p p l ie d . A s p o n g e In e v e r y p *«' a lw a y s r e a d y ------------ f o r u s e. o s -— ize s , *A 10 J o a c k a m g e , *•' * T w ------- a i n n d 25 c e n t s . I f y o u r d e a le r d o e s n o t k e e p t h e k in d y o u w a n t, s e n d u s h is a Id r e s s a n il th o p r i c e in s tu m p s f o r . f u ll » l i e p a t'k .R P . ____ They Couldn’t Help It. A crosseyed man In a street ear turned around and bowed to a friend coming In, and almost every man In the car bowed to him. | LOCAL PEOPLE Munyon’s “ New Health” Ideas Achieving Marked Success. Crazed Crowd Stumbles and Blocks The extraordinary success attained Doorway—Many Trample on at Prof. Munyon’s laboratories, 53d Bedies ot Fallen. and Jetferson Sts., Philadelphia, by the practice of the “ new health” the ories of Prof. James M. Munyon in Canonsburg, Pa.-—Twenty-six per the treatment of disease has become a sons were suffocated or trampled to matter o f wide comment. That Mun death. 25 were seriously injured and yon has won the heart of the people is 30 were less severely hurt at a sense shown by the large number of people less panic at a moving picture show who call on him in a continuous in the Canonsburg opera house, ac stream at his laboratories. Many of those who call are returning to tell of cording to revised figures. How foolish the panic was devel great benefit received from the Mun oped fully when those involved related yon’s new treatment. Hardly an hour can be passed in the just what occurred. There was no fire. The fatal rush drug store, but some one returns to tell of a remarkable case cured or at the exit was due to baseless fear. It developed that not even a spark helped by this Munyon treatment. flashed. The film broke with a snap One woman who came in said: “ I want to see Dr. Munyon to tell ping noise and a bright light was thrown on the screen. A frightened him what his remedies have done for When I was a little boy imagined it was fire and uncon me all my life. sciously shouted out the death knell of girl my mother used to give me his more than a score of persons as he remedies every time 1 got sick, and they always brought me through. We started to rush for the exit. Bolus Dubrowski, a huge miner, had nothing else in the house. "N ow I am married and have my jumped from his seat and ran for the same exit. In a moment there was a own family of dear little children we still have nothing but Munyon's reme fighting, struggling mass after him. At the head of a narrow stairway, dies in the house. We are the health which leads to the street, the miner iest and happiest family in the city, tripped. As he rolled down the stairs, and neither myself nor any o f my he swept from their feet many persons children have ever in our lives taken who were waiting their turn to enter any other medicines but Munyon’s, My little girl the theater. Soon there was a horri that is, except once. ble pile of men, women and children had a terrible attack of indigestion, He gave her at the foot of the steps. Dubrowski and I called a doctor. some medicine, but it didn’t help her. probably was the first person kileld. Firemen, policemen and level Then I ran to my medicine chest and headed persons untangled the human got some of Munyon’s indigestion mass. The unhurt and those slightly remedy, and within an hour she was injured were pulled from the top of resting easy. It was the same way the pile. As they gained the street, with my grandmother. She had the they ran about screaming like mani most severe case o f rheumatism I ever Doctors treated her, and we acs. The seriously injured were sent saw. did everything we could think of, but home or taken to nearby houses. Coroner Hoffran has begun a rigid she kept getting worse all the time. investigation. Measurements made I begged her to see Dr. Munyon, but by the coroner’s jury showed the stair she said she had no faith in these way leading to the door of the opera ‘ newfangled medicines.' "Finally, however, she consented house to be only six feet and a half wide, while the doorway at the bottom to come in, and purchased the full uric acid treatment. It worked just is not more than eight feet high. It is customary for the management as all of Dr. Munyon’s remedies have Within a week o f the theater to give two or three worked—perfectly. performances each evening, and the her rheumatism had entirely disap moving picture machine operator was peared, and now she has not a trace of about to complete the first session it. You see what I think of Dr. Mun I can never say enough for when a film parted. Some of the aud yon. ience had begun to leave the building, him.” Letters to Prof. Munyon, personal, and others were on the ’ atai rway com ing up, when Dubrowski began his Munyon’s Laboratories, 53d and Jef wild flight. When the doorway had ferson Sts., Philadelphia, will be an been filled up, others walked over the swered promptly in a strictly confi bodies o f the fallen and breaking the dential manner. Return letters will Prof. glass transom over the door, crawled be sent in plain envelopes. Munyon and his corps of expert phy through and dropped into the street. sicians give advice absolutely free, by mail, or if you call on them they will give you their best attention. Send BUG WITH SCENT ARRIVES. for an examination blank, fill it out, and they will diagnose your case and Odoriferous Insect Pays Coast Regu tell you just what is the matter. You lar Summer Visit. are at liberty to take their advice or Portland, Or.—A species o f the he- not, they make absolutely no charge. teropterous branch o f the great he- Causa Enough, miptera clan has made its reappear "You think she will marry again?" ance in Portland. People who do not care if they hurt the feelings o f the "I consider It probable. Her late hus insect refer to him generally as the band left some tobacco coupons, but not enough to get anything with.”— “ stinkbug. ” In their former visit the insects ap Washington Herein peared in such great numbers that Her Flret Attempt. they made life fairly miserable for Mr. Youngbrlde—This coffee, my sensitive persons. love, Is—er—. Mrs. Youngbrlde—I This summer the odoriferous bug know It, dear, but I’ve boiled It over has made his reappearance at several half an hour and the kernels haven't of the summer resorts, taking especial melted one bit. pleasure apparently in coming round and breaking up pleasant parties as Luminous Human Eye. sembled about the campfires at night. A scientist claims that the eye ta so In Protland a number o f them have luminous that s person seated In a been noticed lately in stores, in some totally dark room can see the move of the saloons and in a few cases in ment of his arm by ths light of bis the parkways. They are a simple ap own eyes.________________ pearing bug, done in quiet colors, Common Trait of Mankind. gray or black, but they won’t stand It is the care of a very great part for annoyance, and if one inadvertent of mankind to conceal their Indigence ly disturbs them they retaliate by making the circumambient atmos from ths rest.—Johnson. phere sufficiently uncomfortable for Bleseed Poverty. all concerned. It is a good thing for us In our col lege days that we were all poor.—Jus tice Holmes to Harvard AlumnL Longest Flight Made. Mourmelon, France— M. Holies, a young French aviator, broke the re cords for a single continuous long flight, in competition for the Michelin cup. He recovered 1,200 kilometers (746 miles) in 15 hours. The previous record for the Michelin cup was made by Jules Vedrines last year, when he covered 800 kilometers in 7 hours 56 minutes and 36 seconds. Helles flew over a measured course and landed at Chalons-sur-Mame. The prize is the sum o f $4,000 and a bronze copy of an object o f art costing $2,000. INFLAM- M ATION AN D PAIN Heirs to Fortune Work. Spokane, Wash. — Two Spokane men, Alvin Davis, o f East 1611 Fifth Cured by Lydia E. Pinkham’s WHITTEMORE BROS. & CO., avenue, and his brother, of East 2023 Vegetable Compound. J O -5 8 A lb a n y • « ., C a m b r i d g e . M a s * . '¿'he Oldest and Largest Manufacturer» o j Second avenue, have each inherited in Shoe Polishes in the World. the neighborhood of $100,000 out of Creston, Towa.—“ I was troubled for an English fortune, estimated at be a long time with inflammation, pains in my s i n t , sitk Iveam a Profession where ths de tween $6,000,000 and $7,000,000. headaches and ner mand is greater than the supply. Though they have been informed of vousness. I had ta the fact and ;are daily expecting ‘the L H i OPIUM— TOBACCO ken so many medi Honorable. Dignified, Lucrative receipt o f their funds, Lon Davis went Habits Positively Cared. cines that I w a s Only authorized Keeh W r i t e f o r L it e r a t u r e a n d in f o r m a t i o n . I t w ill to work as usual this week at hia car otitule in Oregon. Vr'lS -------- d is co u r a g e d a n d b e to Y O U R a d v a n ta g e. for illustrated circular. penter trade and his brother continues thought I w o u ld R IM Y iNSTITtr*. 71 L 11 TH ■ . I n v a lid s a n d o t h e r s n e e d in g « k ille d t r e a t m e n t , to drive a hardware delivery wag never get well. A w r i t e f o r p a r t ic u la r s . friend told me of 409 Commonwealth Bldg., Portland* Or. on. Lydia E. Pinkham’s V e g e t a b le Com Captain Leaves Sing Sing. pound a n d it re New York—Captain William Van stored me to health. Schaick, 72 years old, commander of I h a v e n o more the excursion steamer General Slocum pain, my nerves are stronger and I can when it burned in Hell Gate June 15 So my own work. Lydia K. Pinkham's 1904, with a loss of a thousand lives, Vegetable Compound cured me after mostly women and children, was pa everything else had failed, and I rec roled by the United States govern ommend it toother suffering women.” ment. He returned to hia home im —M rs . W m . B e a u , 005 W. Howard St., Creston, Iowa. mediately from Sing Sing prison. He Thousands o f unsolicited and genu was sentenced to 10 years' imprison ine testimonials like the above prove ment and had served 2( years when the efficiency o f Lydia E. I’inkham’s paroled. Vegetable Compound, which is made exclusively from roots and herbs. Wave Take* and Give*. Women who suffer from those dis " ’New York—The following brief en tressing ills should not lose sight of try in the log of the steamer Indra, these facts or doubt tlio ability of which has just arrived here from Far E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound to Eastern ports, tells how Gul Mamud, restore their health. I f yon want special advice write a Hindu, was saved from a watery to Mrs. Pink hum, at Lynn, Mass grave: "August 12, 8 p. m.— Native fire Sho till treat your l e t t e r as man washed overboard forward and strictly confidential. For 20 years she lias been helping sick women washed back aft; rescued by carpen in this way, free of charge. D on't ter.” hesitate—» r it e at once. The Dawn of Scientific Knowledge ..„ALCOHOL A Comfortable. Attractive Prison, New South Wales, Australia, since the advent o f woman suffrage, has proceeded upon the principle that nothing is too good for the women— even for those who are being deprived of their liberty. The new peniten tiary for women at Ding Bay is prob ably the most up-to-date, comfortable, and even luxurius, place of its kind in the world. It is fitted up with hot and cold baths, with well ventilated cells painted in pleasing colors, elec tric lighted and stocked with suitable reading matter. The prisoners are graded according to the most advanced ideas and special privileges are award ed for good behavior. The wardresses are all educated and icfined women, and a committee of ladies of Sydney has charge of those who are dis charged from the prison. Gardening, dressmaking, cooking and washing are taught. If incarceration is supposed to be an example to wrong-doers, there is un- doubtedly a point at which comfort and luxury in prisons may be carried , too far. On the other hand, it is doubtful whether anyone is ever in jured by kind treatment if intelligent- j ly directed. The Australian state has set a good pace in regarding these un fortunate women as in need of treat ment rather than of punishment. Long Bay is a moral and physical hos pital; not, in the strict sense, a peni tentiary.— Success Magazine. DON’T BUY WATER. When you buy bluing for youi laundry work, get RED CROSS BALL BLUE. A pure solid ball ot blue, nut a bottle of colored water. Used in thousands of homes for 2C years. Makes clothes pure white Price, 10 cents. AT ALL GROCERS Joan of Arc's 8word. A sword In the Dijon museum has lust been Identified as that used by Joan of Aro and presented to her by Charles VII. ot France. On one side of the blit, says the London Mall, Is engraved a figure kneeling before a cross, and the Inscription: "Charles VII.," while the other side bears the name “Voucouleura." The sword alec bears the arms of France and of the town ot Orleans, and the date 1419. j Ever have a g'-od, old-fashioned st' ro ach ache? O fco u r-e y o u have. A d o « or two o f Hamlins Wizard Oil will cha-e ell the c olicy pains out o f your stomach in no time. Still In Funds. Joe Rank of Atchison tell* this story: “A colored man was charged with stealing $9.70. His lawyer, after a long fight, succeeded In securing his acquittal. After the acquittal the lawyer told the darkey that he ought to have some pay for his hard work. 'Have you got any money at all?' In quired the lowyer. Vl’ve still got that $9.70,’ said the negro.—Kansas City Journal. H ousew ork Drudgery AAOusework is drudgery lor the weak woman. She brush es, dusts and scrubs, or is on her feet all day attending t o the many details o f the household, her back aching, her temples throbbing, nerves quivering under the stress oi pain, possibly dizzy feelings. Sometimes rest in bed is not refreshing, because the poor tired nerves do not per mit of refreshing sleep. The real need o f weak, nervous women is satisfied by Dr. Fierce’ s Favorite Prescription. I t M a k e s W e a k W o m e n S tr o n g a n d S ic k W o m e n W e ll. T h i s **P r e s c r i p t i o n *• r e m o v e s t h e c a u s e o t w o m e n ’ s w eaknesses, heals in fla m » nta tio n a n d u lc e ra tio n , a n d cures those w e ak n e sse s s o p e c u lia r to w o m e n . I t t r a n q u l li z e s th e n e rv e s , e n c o u r a g e s tho ap petite a n d In d u c e s re s tfu l sleep. Dr. Pierce is perfectly willing to let every one know what his “ Favorite Prescription” contains, a complete list of ingredients on the bottle-wrapper. Do not let any unscrup ulous druggist persuade you that his substitute of unknown composition is 44 just as good" in order that he may make a bigger profit. Just smile and shake your head ! Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Pellets cures liver ills. W . L. D O U G •2.50, *3 .0 0 , * 3 .5 0 4 *4 .0 0 SHOES W OM EN wear W .L.Douglas stylish, perfect fitting, easy walking boots, because they give long wear, same as W .L.D ouglas Men's shoes. THE STANDARD OF Q U A L IT Y F O R O V E R 30 Y E A R S T h e workmanship which has made W . L. Douglas shoes famous the world over is maintained in every pair. If I could take you into my large factories at Brockton, Mass., and show you how carefully W .L .D ou g la s shoes are made, you w ould then understand why they are w a r r a n t e d to hold their shape, fit better and wear longer than any other make for the price CAUTION r , l f ' g e n u in e h a v e W . L . I > o u g la * w n u l lu ll n a m e aiul i p r ic e s ta m p e d o n b o tto m prlc I f y o u c a n n o t o b t a i n \V. L. D o u g l a s s h o e s in y o u r t o w n , w r it e f o r c a t a l o g . S h o e s s e n t d i r e c t f r o m f a c t o r y t o w e a r e r , a ll e b a r g e s p r e p a i d . W . L . D O U G L A S , 1 4 5 S p a r k S t ., B r o c k t o n , M a s s . G IL L E S P IE S C H O O L O F E X P R E S S IO N 534 Morrison S t., Portland, Oregon. T w o - y e a r c o u r s e s f o r t e a c h e r s , r e a d e r s a n d p u b lic s p e a k e r s . G r a d u a t e s a f t e r c o m p le t in g t w o y e a r s o f p o s t - g r a d u a t e w o r k , g r a n t e d p r o f e s s io n a l d ip lo m a s . C o n t in u o u s c la s s e s f r o m 9 t o 1 o 'c l o c k , fiv e d a y s p e r w e e k . I n d i v id u a l le s s o n s w it h e it h e r t h e p r in c ip a l o r t h e a s s is t a n t « , a fte r n o o n s a n d e v e n in g s . EM MA W . GILLESPIE, Principal. OLD SOLDIER WISHES TO HELP SUFFERERS FROM KIDNEY, LIVER AND BLADDER TROUBLES. I am frequently troubled with kidney and bladder trouble, especially in the Spring and Fall. Being an old Veteran of the Civil War, a little exposure oi cold settles on my kidneys, and then 1 am laid up with kidney or bladder trouble. Your Swamp-Root was recom mended to me a number o f years ago, and I took a number of bottles of it and was more than pleased with the re sults. I consider Swamp-Root the greatest and best kidney medicine on the market and it never fails to give quick results in kidney trouble, bladder Strange Coincidence. trouble and lame back. Partlck churches (near Glasgow, Dr. Kilmer’s Swamp-Root has done Scotland), suffered from tho failure me so much good that I feel if any of the electric light the other Sun words of mine will be the means of day night—Just at the height of a relieving any poor sufferers, that you thunderstorm, when It was most need are at liberty to use this letter as you see fit. ed. One minister had Just read the Yours verv truly, first two lines of the hymn, “As dark GEORGE W. ATCHLEY. er, darker fall around, The shadows State o f Towa, Des Moines, la. of the night—” when plump went out Polk County, ss. A. R. Hansen, a retail druggist of this the light and the church was In dark city being first duly sworn deposes and ness for a quarter of an hour. Dr. Pierce’ s Pleasant Pellets regulate and invigorate, stomach, liver and bow els. Sugar-coated, tiny granules, easy to take as candy. says, that he is well acquainted with George W. Atchley who gave the above testimonial; that said Atchley made and signed said testimonial in my presence and that I have sold said Atchley a part of the Swamp Root referred to in above testimonial. Affiant further says that George W. Atchley is a well known citizen of this city and an honorable man, and that it was Mr. Atchley’s de sire to give said testimonial. Laid the Foundation. March 24, 1811, which saw John Ja cob Aster’s brigantine Tonquln enter the Columbia river, was a great date mark In American history. Around A. R. HANSEN. the fur trading post which his men Subscribed to in my presence, and established near the mouth of that sworn to before me. this 23rd of March* stream, c I o b o to the present Astoria, 1909. E. J. FISK, Notary Public. was built the first American settle L e t t e r to D r K ilm e r A Co. ment seen on the Pacific.—Leslie’s. B Jn ch am to n . N. V. Industry of Orchid Collecting. In tho Brazilian Btate of Pernambu co orchid collecting has developed Into a large Industry which affords em ployment to many foreigners as well as natives. From there orchids are either shipped direct to foreign porta or are sent to coast firms which act as agents for business houses all over the world._________________ O N E F A I R o f m y H O Y S ’ * * . * i.r » 0 o r * 3 . 0 0 S H O E S w i l l p o s i t iv e l.v o u t w e i r T W O 1’ A llL S o f o r d i n a r y b o y s ’ sh e«* Prove What Swamp-Root Will Do for You Send to Dr. Kilmer & Co., Bingham ton, N. Y., for a sample bottle. It will convince anyone. You will also receive a booklet of valuable information, tell ing all about the kidneys and bladder. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. For sale at all drug stores. 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D r .W m . P f u n d e r ’ s f » a « l- E B B A T E D R | (‘ A T o n i c , A l t e r a t i v e a n d R e s o lv e n t . Th« b e s t r e m e d y f o r K i d n e y s , I J v e r a u d J lo w e ls . E r a d i c a t e s P im p l e s , E r u p t i o n s a n d D is o r d e r * o f th e S k in . P u r in e s t h e B l o o d a n d g i v e s T o n e , S tr e n g th a u d V ig o r to th e e n tir e s y b te m . W o rk In H arm ony. In Brazil monkeys and parrots not only roost in the same trees but work for mutual benefit. The parrots gnaw the big nuts loose from the tree, let them fall In order to crack them and the monkeys tear the husks asunder, gather the nuts and divide them with the parrots. Market for Canadian Tomatoes. Sample boxes of tomatoes, packed in peat and sawdust, were recently despatched from Toronto to Covent garden. It is thought that a brisk trade in this vegetable can be de veloped between England and Oik tario. M euicm es tor Plants. The Costly Monroe Doctrine. It would be interesting if somebody would calculae how much it has cost Uncle Sam to perform his presumed obligations as guarantor of the Mon roe Doctrine. In 1898 he fought a war, “ freed” Cuba, and acquired various colonial liabilities. That war introduced him into the first circles of world powers, and the effort to travel in such society has kept his household expenses steadily advancing until now they exceed a billion a year. Before the Spanish war, a billion biennially was supposed to be scandalously high. To mentibn just a few cases, the Monroe theory nearly embroiled us in a war with Great Britain; it made us the financial guarantors of Santo Domingo; and the same of Venezuela; it forced us to drive the dictator Zel lya out o f Nicaragua; it has re cently involved us in a general compli cation of Central American affairs; and finally, it brought about the mo bilization of a great American army on the borders of Mexico, as a warn ing to that country that it must be good.—Success Magazine. "The general public are not the only users of patent medicines,” said a florist as he opened a box of small metallic pills. "Lately we have adopted the French custom of feed ing our plants whatever element they happen to need In this shape. The pills are burled In the soli and are slowly absorbed, and the resulting growth Is remarkable." Th* Beautiful Women of Today. It is a satisfying reflection that the fame of the noted beauties of the day will go down to posterity not as the ar tificially bedecked and painted hero ines of old, but conspicuous and cele brated by reason of their splendid manifestation of health, of youth« of comeliness.—I»adl*s' Field. Be Honest. Honesty Is also one of ths fund* mental principles It never pays tc break. If to be a good fellow meant you are to eneak, or ateal, or He, thee you dig a pit Into which one donkey certainly will fall, and hta name will be apelled lust IMt. vottra. S h o w It to 7 0 « * Pooi-Mumorist Murt. d o c to r One of those wedding humorists, A ak h im a b o « t It. who was going to light a cracker un* th a n do aa b * s a y i der the carriage of the bridal pair, had his hand blown off by the same. 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D o n 't a c c e p t a n y s u b s t i t u t e Function of Religion. “ Religion within those souls which It really Invades Is—one may say—a value that is unique and Infinite; at tributed not by Imagination, but by consciousness, properly so called, to certain Ideas, to certain feelings, to certain actions with a view to ends which surpass humanity."—E. Bon- troux. 1 _______ Bridge Perfectly Adjusted. In the Forth bridge there Is a hor izontal pull of 10,000 tons on the chief spans, and a weight of 100.000 tons on their bases. Half a dozen Iron clads might be hung upon them with out causing any undue strain. M o t l . - r * W in f i n d M r s . W i n s l o w 's S o o t h i n g S y r u p t h e b e a t r e m e d y t o u s e to g t h e i r c ù U U r e n l u r i n g t h e t e e t h t n r n erto-1 Unheard Of. Jorklna— How did you ever come In to poaaesalon of auch a cheap-looking umbrella aa that? Dorklna—Why, I got thla umbrella In a very peculiar way—I bought 1L—The Pathfinder. Slap at Suffragettes. The hand that rocks the cradle It usually too busy washing the dishes to bother about ruling the world.—* Washington Post. A H ard Part. Being the father of a genius 1s si* most as humiliating as being the hus* band of one.—Chicago Record-Herald. A. Hair Dressing If you wish a high-class hair dressing, we are sure Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new improved for mula, will greatly please you. It keeps the hair soft and smooth, makes it look rich and luxuriant, prevents splitting at the ends. And it keeps the scalp free from dandruff. Does nnf change the color o f the hair. F o r m u la w it h ea a h b o t t i* « — M o d * b j t it * J . C . A y e r C o ., L o w * U . M m . Why wilt thou defer thy good pur- j pose from day to day? Arise and be P N U N o . 3 5 —’ l l gin in this very Instant, and say. Now Is the time for doing, now is the time H E N w r i t i n g t o a i l v e r t l a t n plmm— for striving, now Is the fit time to • \ \ m e n t io n th in p n p e r . amend myself.—Thomas a'Kempis.