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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (Aug. 4, 1910)
B A L L CAINE ON KINO BDWABD. Say, Where’s That Pig? If there is a pig left in any corner of the Northwest we want It. W e want as much dressed pork as we can posnibly g et. W e will pay as follows for produce. W e never take off commission. Ship by express: D ressed F ork ......................... . 12He D e s s e d V e a l ................................ ; . 10c 2 Sc 17c 20c Fresh E r g s ..................... L iv e C h ick en s—H e n s .................. Chickens............ S p rin t Address all shipments. FR \ N K L. S M IT H M E A T C a “Fighting the Beef Trust” PO RTLAND, OREGON Dr. B. E. Wright Have your teeth out and plate and bridge work done. For out-of-town patrons we linish plate and bridge work in one day if necessary. UUIJh« ... i l » U ltw $1.00 Sii« 50c « UU »Mm PUM $5 00 B m * R.Z lUh* PUm $7.50 P m I cu Elicit hM 50c best m ethods P a i n '. » F xlrart on Free when pi.tun or bridge w«.rk is ordered, Consultation Free. You cannot K*‘t better painless work anywhere, no matter how much you pay. A ll W o rk Fu lly G u a r a n te e d fo r F ifte e n Y e a r s D r. B . E. W r ig h t C o . 342& Washington St., Portland, Oregon Take car at depot and transfer to Washington St. Clothes for the Boy. An occasional suit In heavy pongee Is seen, even for the boy of ten, and this, too, is self-trimmed and finished with the strictest tailor effects, as a first class outing shirt for a man would be. The waist which older boys are best pleased with has a center box plait and one or more pockets. A heavy leather belt, with large buckle and a soft tie, often a Windsor, are the usual accompaniments to such cults. Low, rolling collars are provi ded for the boy of five to seven, but a high turn-over form Is preferred tor the older boy. — Harper’s Bazar. R e il. W eak. W e ary , W a te ry Eye«. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. T ry Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You W ill L ik e Murine, it Boothes. 50e at Y'our Druggists. W rite F or Eye Books. Free. Murine E ye Remedy Co.. Chicago. Akthor Telia Story of Dead Mon arch's Vlalt to 1st« of Man. Duriug a visit to the Isle of Man, where I first had the honor to come to close quarters with him, he took obvious pleasure In the freedom with which the people who surrounded Ills person spoke to him. Hall Cains says In the New York Herald. I remembered that one of our com pany said, pointing to the little gray town of Rumsey, which In a few hour» had become transfigured Into an ori ental city, under the blaze of every available scrap of bunting. "This beats coronation day In Lon don, your majesty.” The King smiled and gracefully al lowed himself to agree. There were no police with him that day. no detectives and hardly any es cort—only a gentleman In light bowler, two ladles In sailor hats, with a few carriages full of friends behind them and a number of blcycJe Journalists scudding at their side. It was a charm ing picture— a picture probably with out parallel In any foreign country. It was the picture of a eoverclgn who felt absolutely safe In the love and protection of the people over whom he ruled. " I trust we have not tired you to death, sir,” I said. He answered: " It has been simply delightful. I ’ve enjoyed It all Immensely.” The King's memory was an extra ordinary gift. Pointing to a monu ment on top of a hill, one of our party said: "That Is Albert Hill, sir. The tower le Albert Tower, so called after a picture of the prince consort’s visit to Rumsey In 1847." " I remember perfectly,” said the King. " I was on the yacht with the Queen, but I was only 7 years of age and the Queen was 111, so I did not come ashore," "Perhaps you remember, sir, what happened when the prince consort land ed.” " I do. He had come unexpectedly. There was nobody to receive him and a local barber took him to the top of the hill.” A memory that retains an Incident of such little moment ran never have failed Kdward VII. In re action to greater events of his life. Aaklug Too Much. “ K itty , you didn’t put a n yth in g In the contribution plate w hen the usher cam e around.” ‘‘W e ll, he didn’t have any change fo r my nickel, mamma. Did you think I w as g o in g to g iv e him ull o f It and go w ithout gum fo r a w hole w eek ? ” F u rth er T im e F A S H IO N H IN 1 N eeded. A s p irin g P o litic ia n — G u m bridge, you heard m y speech last night. N o w that you h a ve slept o v er it, tell me frankly w h at you think o f the effort. Tru sted F rien d — T o tell the truth, R lcka by. I— 1 slept under It. Y o u ’ll have to let me see the m an u scrip t The O r i r u i i l s t 's Fox P ass. “ A t th a t w edd in g last night,” said Mrs. La p slin g, “ the organ ist made the w orst m istake I e v e r heard of. Ho played M eddlesom e’s w ed d in g march when the bridal p a rty cam e In and the march from ‘L o n e rg a n ’ when they passed out.” — C h ica go Tribune. A Use for ( U lr v o y iin «. Visitor— Can you read the past? Fortune Teller—Certainly; that’« my business. Visitor— Then I wish you’d tell me ’What it was my wife told me to get to r her.— Ladles’ Home Journal. But Quiet. Mrs. A.—There goes Mrs. Green. ¿They say she Is such a quiet dresser. Mrs. Z.—Quiet? You should hear her carrying on when her husband Is buttoning up her waist in the back. A n y t h in g E. BCHTON - Amayer and rhemlat, H OWARD Lea*l v.llc, ('«dorado. H|M*cimeii prices: Gold, Silver. Lead, ?1. Gold, Silver, 75o; Gold 60o; Zina or Copper, SI- Mali ins envelope* and fall price list nt on K sited. Control and I ’mniro work so* Reference: Carbonate N ational Bank. of Portland. Oregon FURNISHES HELP EREE TO EMPLOYERS Benin tJfTVto. 12 North Second S t Main 5670; A 1406 »l.au .m l>qpfc. l'0.r*V4 Morrison St. Main 1062; A 2064 I'hoM or wire orders at our expense. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN First class work at oasonable prices. Free examination tnd perfectly fitted /lasses as low as $ 2.00 DR. C. L. HAYNES Mo faking methods. .Suite 427, Marquam Building Fourth Floor O p p o s it e P o r t la n d H o te l, P o r t la n d O re. COFFEEcTl TEA SPICES B AK IN G POWDER EXTRACTS JUST RIGHT The wardrobe of the summer girl who hasn’t one or more little dresses on the order of the one sketched here, is de cidedly incomplete. This is of light blue handkerchief linen, plentifully trimmed with Irish lace, hut carried out very simply. The style is one that is not extreme but always dainty and becoming. HOUSEHOLD HINTS. Foot Remedy T O R T F N D F R , A C H IN G , B U R N IN G AND IN FLA M ED FEET IB C F O R F KNUCKS A L L O F F U fJ - I Y E ODORS A plain salt gargle Is very good for (ore throat. Gasoline Is good to clean soft white leather shoes. A ll frozen puddings are Improved by being served with whipped cream. Use ammonia and water rather than soap and water for washing marble. Milk is good to wash white paint; cold tea equally good to wash colored paint. In buying potatoes pick those that are firm and hard and have the few est “ eyes.” Left-over biscuit are much better cut in two and toasted than If merely warmed over. When cooking mackerel or other »alt fish, see that the skin side la placed uppermost. To lengthen the life of a tin wash basin, paint Is Inside with any good quality of paint. Clean zinc with kerosene, rubbed on with a soft cloth, and follow with boil ing water. A whisk broom that has outlived It» usefulness can be shortened and made Into a sink brush. A few chopped almonds added to a custard or bread pudding will greatly Improve Its flavor. A sprig of mint In the water In which potatoes or peas are boiled will add a piquant flavor. Sounded Like Smoke. “ Isn't It disgraceful the way women smoke nowadays?” "W h y r “ I Just saw an advertisement offer ing to any woman six puffs for a dot- *ar."— Purple Cow. NOXALL A F IF R Price 25 cents. A t «11 druggists or by mail, jAddrcas Dr. O. C. fIfT C H E R A i£ky Bldg., Fcjrtund. Oregon ATRIP TO FCRTLAND FREE CUT RATES IX PAINLESS DENTISTRT Painless F.xtraction...... Free Silver F illin g s .................... 50c | Gold F illin g s....................... 75c r a K. GoUi C r o w n s ............... $3 Porcelain C r o w n s ............... $3 M olar Qvild C ro w n s ............. $4 Bridge W o rk . 22 K. Gol J... U Inlay Fills. Pure G o l d ........fct Very Nice R ubber Plate . . . *4 t Rubber Plate on fcarth............................... $7 A L L T H IS W O R K IS G U A R A N T E E D . Don't throw your money away. A dollassaved la t wodollnr* earned. Our original reliable Modem Painless Methods and our perfected office equip ment savis us timeand your money. BOSTON D E N T IS T S . 5th * M a r r i s e * . P s n l a a d ■ Intrunce 2911 .• Mo-risnn. opportre Pontoff.ee and Meier A Frank. FitsMi lied in Poriand 10 year». Open rrt a— ‘ I sad SurwUy* until 12:1a for fedpie who ww+ is Hostetler’s Stomach Bit ters, and past experience has p roven th a t when taken promptly at the first signal o f distress a sick spell may be avoided. For Loss of Appetite, Gas on Stomach, Heartburn, Bloat ing, Indigestion, Dyspepsia, Headache, C o s t i v e n e s s , Cramps, Diarrhoea, Malaria, Fever and Ague it stands unequaled. Get a bottle. Speaking as a reporter, when ws I are looking for news, we do not cars lunch for the latest joke. We have become used to haring »1. r.fua. to laueb at nur foksa. K la Master’ « Voles. T will not stand It, Doyls, and 1 gtvs you to know quite plainly that If It wasn't for the years and years that yon have been In my employ you'd have gone long ago!”— London Opin ion. Mora latareatloo. FRI t Olrl—My father made hla for- tnns when he was a young man. Wonld you like to know how he did It? Gallant Youth— Not particularly, bat I would like to know If hs has It still.— Cotbollc News. GREAT TRACTS HELD Millions oí Acres of Nation’s Besf Land Taken From Entry. Pacific Northwest Suffers Most— Homebuilders Are Almost Com pletely Shut Out. Washington — Nearly 300,000,000 acres of public Isnd, the cream of the West, has been withdrawn from entry, and held beyond the reach of the set tler and the home-builder. Some o f it CELEBRATED is permanently withdrawn, as, for in stance, the forest reserves, national STOMACH parks, etc., and other portions may in time be again p)aced within the reach o f the people o f the West. But at the present time this enormous acreage is absolutely tied up, undeveloped, inac ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER cessible, and for the most part unin are quickly relieved by Wyatt's Asthma habited. Remedy. Guaranteed or money refund There remains of the public domain ed. Ask your druggist or send six cents postage for Free Sample to only about 700,000,000 acres that is J. C. WYATT» Druggist. unappropriated and unreserved, and a VANCOUVER. WASHINGTON. very small percentage of this residue is attractive or will ever be attractive ITCH CAN BE C U R ED to settlers. Included in this acreage in a short time by usin*; are the bad lands o f the West, the ir P L U M M E R ’S I T C H reclaimable deserts, barren mountain REMEDY summits and worthless mountain coun In 50-cent cana only. Address PLUM M ER DRUG COM PANY try. Only a small portion is arable, Third and M adison Portland, Or and very little is of a character that will permit of agri -ultural develop- ment. The beBt lands that have not le y UOUOR-MORPHINE-TOBACCO passed to private ownership are now 5 HABITS PERMANENTLY CURED FOR FULL »ARTICULA« —■■ held up by the government. Agosti» TutKEILEYINSTITUTE- PO W T L A N P .Q W Ç , In the Pacific Northwest, nearly 55,- 000,000 acres o f public land are today withheld from the reach of settlers. Japanese It Hardest to Learn. The Japanese language Is claimed QUEEN W ILL LEAVE MADRID. to be the hardest of all to learn. Even the Japanese find It hard, and several American army officers have Wife o f Spain’s King to Visit Rela tives on Isle o f Wright. found it Impossible to master 1L It takes the Japanese chili seven years Cowes, Isle o f Wight— Within a day to learn the essential parts of the or two Queen Victoria, of Spain, will alphabet, and one must become fa arrive in the Isle o f Wight, to visit miliar with 214 signs to learn this her relative at Osborne cottage. She simple part of the language alone. needs a rest badly, for Madrid has been The 214 signs serve as the English full of anxiety o f late for the Spanish Initial letters In our alphabet. To royal family. She will remain about a be able to read any of the higher month and will be accompanied by her class of Japanese newspapers one three children, but unless the situation must be the master of from 2,600 to clears in Spain, King Alfonso will not 3,000 Ideographs.—Albany Journal. be able to leave for Madrid before the end of the month. Mothers w ill find Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Queen Victoria’s visit is to be pure Byrup tli« b e s t remedy to use loi their children duriug the teething period. ly private throughout, but she will vis it Windsor in order to lay a wreath on H Is Task. the tomb of the late King Edward, and “ Did you do much sight-seeing when she will probably spend a few days in you went abroad?” her old home in Kensington palace. It ‘‘No,’’ answered Mr. Cumrox. “ Moth is expected that during her stay, King er and the girls did the sight-seeing. Alfonso will extend a formal invitation 1 had to put in my time finding the to the king and queen of England to places where they cash letters of pay him a state visit at Madrid. credit”— Wasp. OSTETTER’ B IT T E R ’■JgSS’j S Campaign Devoid o f Mercy. Paris— A ll danger of serious disturb ances in Catalonia appears to have been warded off by Captain General W eyler’s energetic precautionary meas ures and his well known decision of character. General Weyler said: “ The moment a revolutionary outbreak Practical Experience. in Barcelona compels me, as captain- The old farmer, equipped with the general, to assume the supreme com tools of his trade, was busy near the mand, I want the revolutionists to road. know they must prepare for a merci “ What have you growing In that less fighL There will be neither pris field,” asked the innocent passer-by. oners nor wounded. The walls of the “ Weeds,” answered the granger. hospitals will become useless and the “ But why are you cultivating cemeteries will have to be enlarged.’ ’ weeds?” queried the other. “ Because,” replied the man behind Six to Try Atlantic Flight. the hoe, “ after years of experience I New York — Melvin Vaniman, avia am convinced that Is the only way to tor and mechanical engineer, returned exterminate them.” to this country by the French liner La What We May Expect. Touraine, full of confidence in the suc The suffragette meeting had grown cess o f the flight across the Atlantic, which he proposes to undertake with red-hot. “ And what will become of the great Walter Wellman in their dirigible air brewery buildings when we control ship American. “ The American will carry an unsink- the votes?” shouted the leader. And the little man who had able lifeboat on her voyage,” said crept In unobserved shrugged his Mr. Vaniman. “ This lifeboat will be 25 feet long, six feet in beam and will shoulders. ‘I guess they’ll be turned Into chew be stocked with provisions sufficient to ing gum factories and complexion- last the crew for 30 days. powder mills’’ he muttered simply. Esperanto to Be Spoken. Another Catch. Washington— The sixth international Ounner— What's the latest news to congress of Esperanto will be in ses sion the week beginning August 14. day? Guyer—Georgo Washington’! auto This will be the first time that the con gress has met in the Western Hemis sold for $500 In New York. Gunner— What are you trying to phere, its previous meetings having Esperanto will be hand me?» There were no autos In been in Europe. spoken in Washington by clergy in the George Washington’s day. Guyer— Who said anything about pulpit, by actors in a Shakespearean automobiles? This refers to his auto play, part of the police force and in all the proceedings of the congress. Fur graph. thermore. for the first time probably in the history o f the world, it will be used Modern Education. "What are you doing out here on the at a baseball game. marsh?” Fires Again Menacing. “ Helping to prepare my boy’s les White Horse, Mont.—Forest fires sons.’’ that were partly subdued by the rains “ What on earth do you mean?" “ He Is studying natural history, and ten days ago, have broken out afresh, I have to catch a bullfrog for him to after another siege o f hot, dry weath er, and are threatening to do damage take to schooL” in the heavy timber at the head of Whitefish lake. A new fire has been discovered burning fiercely in the v i cinity of the Great Northern tunnel, 10 miles northwest o f here. Sheriff O’Connell drafted a small army o f men into service and took them to the scene to fight the flames, but the fire had such a start that it is doubtful i f they can control it. An Illustration. Little Willie— Say, pa, what Is a par adox? Pa— Well, my son, a coal stove Is one kind of paradox. It won’t burn until It Is put up, then It won’t burn until It la shaken down. h i ’plication. PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. The Handiest Remedy When the H air Falls Stop id And why not? Fall ing hair is a disease, a regular disease; and Ayer’s Hair Vigor, as made from our new im proved formula, quickly and completely destroys that dis ease. The hair stops falling out, grows more rapidly, and all dandruff disappears. D o e » n ot change the c o lo r o f /As hair. A IJCTS Wormato w H k Saak kstils • f hew it i s y ewe ^ v r jt r : It. X « says The little book in each package gives the formula of our new Hair Vigor, tells why each ingredient is used, and ex plains many other Interesting things. Aftsr reading vou will know why this new > !r preparation does Its work 10 well. - a u i u i u i . t w o ^ Lewsil. Mma — PASTURING PIGS ON CLOVER Produce« Cheapest Pork, When Used In Conjunction With 8ome Supplemental Feed. Even at present prices It Is esset» tiahy to our interests to produce pork a« cheaply as possible. Simply be cause hogs are selling at record prices we cannot allow the cost of produc tion to creep up alongside the Increas ed selling price. It should ever be the aim of the hogman to have the hogs and the methods which will en able him to produce a pound of pork with the smallest outlay consistent with good gains. It has always been our opinion that the cheapest pork can be produced on clover pasture, when it is used In con junction with some supplemental feed, writes Clyde A. Waugh, In Michigan Farmer. Clover furnishes cheap pro tein, allows the hog to exist in what approaches his natural condition, keeps him fairly healthy, manures your field and saves a great deal of labor. We have found that most of our profitable litters are those that are farrowed about the time the sows can bo turned on pasture. It Is an easy matter to take a roll of hog fencing, stick In a post every seven or eight reds, and to stretch up your fence. It can be done In half a day. Several litters of pigs can be run In a few acres. After suckling a few weeks the sows can be reduced to a ration of a few ears of corn a day. Before thlp a few troughs can be placed so as to admit the pigs and keep out the sows, when the pigs can be given shorts and other feeds. Handled in such a manner you have fair sized shoats w’hen the new corn crop Is ready to be fed. Then, a little ¿reen corn can be used to advantage. However, by the time the corn le ready, the shoats will stand quite a heavy feeding while on the clover. By so doing, the spring pigs can often be turned off after running behind steers on a very short feed which begins early in the fall. Two years ago we turned a bunch of shoats so raised, In a corn field with the older hogs. When the piece was hogged off part of the spring pigs went to market. KEEPING COWS OUT OF PONDS Qalryman Make Big Mistake In Allow Ing Animals to Drink Dirty, Stagnant Water. Many men who think they are good farmers allow their cows to drink all summer from any old pond that hap pens to contain enough water. No matter how filthy It Is, or how warm or contaminated by vegetable growth or droppings from the animals themselves, b o long as It Is water. A greater error never was made. You cannot get good milk or butter from dirty pond water. The cow Is a wonderful milking ma chine and she often transforms some pretty poor stuff Into milk, but If she Is given nothing but dirty, stagnant pond water all her powers of alchemy cannot turn It into a fluid fit for chil dren to drink. There Is one way, however, In which pond water may be used to advantage, but It la not to nllow animals to go Into It or drink from It direct. A pond on the Oklahoma station farm holds a million gallons and sup plies 100 hend each of cattle and hogs. It drains a large area which Is on a hill to the barns and feed lots. That is different As It runs from the faucet It Is as clear as the average well water and It tastes good. The cost of building the pond and of piping the water about one-third of a mile was about $400. Barring usual accidents It should cost nothing for repairs and 1^ does not cost a cent to operate It. There are many localities where the ground Is more or less hilly where thlB system of supplying water could very easily be adopted without great cost. Home-Raised Seed Potatoes. A good many people think the, must get their seed potatoes from a different locality every three or four years, or they will run out. This Is a mistake: a wrong Idea. We have sold seed potatoes to those same men. yet we never changed seed, of the same variety. In our life. A few years ago a dealer In pota toes here brought In a carload of seed potatoes from Aroostook. Me., and sold them at a very high price. Some of our neighbors bought this seed and planted, but were much disappointed at digging time, for their own seed gave the best crop. If farmers will take as much pains In selecting their potatoes as they do their corn for aeed they will not run out But the only thing the careless farmer, that has tnken no pains to Improve his potatoes, can do this spring la to plant the best he has, and next fall begin to improve and In crease his potato crop by a careful selection of seed. Concrete Fence Posts. The United States department of agriculture, office of public roads Washington, D. C., has Issued an elaborate bulletin on the subject of concrete fence posts. This bulletin goes Into details, gives full and min ute Instructions enabling the farmers to build tbelr own fences with the Oklahoma Corn Damaged. farm labor. By applying to the office Guthrie, Okla. —The report o f the of public roads. United States depart state board of agriculture up to July ment of agriculture. Farmers’ Bulletin 25, just made public, estimates the No. 403 will be sent without charge. damage to the corn crop in Oklahoma in the last month at 21.3 per cent. Fertilizer Distributors. This is against a damage of 25.6 per Wheelbarrow fertilizer distributors cent in 1909. The board reports the cotton crop holding up well. Since with aide delivery are very useful for July 25 the hottest and dryeat weather fertilizing plants which are benefited of the year has been felt and the dam by top applications after the pianta age is said to be much increased over are started. These machines are In expensive and are especially useful In the figures made public. applying nitrate of soda. Entire Train it Burned.| Com Ensilage for »hasp. Augusta, Ga.— A Charleston & West ern Carolina passenger train ran into Corn ensilage can be fed to sheep, a burning trestle 19 miles from Augus but be very careful If It la at all sour. ta on the Spartanburg division. The Nothing gives better reeulta than entire train was burned. The engin clover or alfalfa hay and turnlpe, with eer and fireman were killed and 16 pas • email quantity of a mixture of wheat sengers slightly injured. bran, oats and oil meal. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS S I X T H , A T M O R R IS O N S T ., P O R T L A N D , O R . Wu want you to try this Piano IN YOUR * HOME ER IE. Wc want you to try it at ^ our expense because— A t the en-i of thirty days th ' Piano B 1 I1SELE will convince you of the following [ ; facts: I ! I t ’s the best value on earth for the price $ j ($275). T I t ’s M U SICA LLY and MECHANICALLY right! We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano—w e’re selling for $275—on easy payments—that we’re willing to let it be IT 'S OW N SALESMAN. It will tell its own story to you—in your home—if you’ll send us the coupon. Please sena me tuti particulars concerning this unusual Piano alter. Name............................................ Adaress............................................... N e th & C o . EsS w COLLECTORS Wc Buy and Collect Notes, Mortgages, and Real Estate Contracts. No Collection No Charge. Worcester Bldg., Portland, Ore. ASK YOUR GROCER FOR K. & S. BRAND OF Blueing Ammonia “ Clean, 0 ” Disinfectant Spray Cold Water Liquid Starch Non-Boiling Washing Fluid K .AND S.CHEMlC/U(p.j W ITHOUT AR M Y, N AVY, POLICE Little Nation Le«* tlinn Unit the P h a r m a c is t s ' i JWf MANUFACTURE AIIOOUO SPECIALTIES J Sl*e o f Greater New York. They come together like the teeth Phonj Main 113 of a dog. do the frontiers of France 401 Main St. Vancouver, Washington and Spain, and between the teeth is a bone—1 such a small bone that one won ders why It was not swallowed up long ago, and the name of the bone la Became Household Word. Andorra. An old doctor was operated on In a “ The whole area of this lonely littlo hospital in Berlin. On leaving he nation Is something loss than half was sympathized with and pitied by that of Greater New York,” says o all his old friends who met him, for writer In the Metropolitan, “ and Its his hair had suddenly turned white entire population does not equal that as snow. The truth of the matter of one of New York’s great office was that Foxy Grandpa had no buildings chance to dye his hair in the hos So when he got out he made “ For want of a better name the pital. geographies have called it a republic, the most of the matter with the first but the Andorrans part their allegi person he met, and became so fa ance carefully In the middle, as they mous that he was appointed one of do their hair, dividing it (the allegi the king’s physicians and died rich, ance, not the hair), between the pope and his name, like the prisoner of Chillon, became a household word.-« and the French President. “ If Tolstoy himself had framed U p New York Press. government he could not have built T o B re a ! ¡n N ew S h oes. anything more after his own heart ays shake In A lieu V. Foot-Ease, a powder, The heads of families—the patriarchs it A < lw -m s hot, sweating, aching, sw ollen feet. of Scripture—elect representatives who mi \ > < •»! n -, in irn\viii>? nails and bunions. A| sts and shoe stores, 25c. It..at accept several times each year saddle their Llldrtijgg m y '. . - m u t e . Sum pie mai led FREE. Addreai mules and go riding down to the 400- Vilen S. Olmsted, Le Hoy, N. Y. year-old Parliament House, where It A Friend in Need. nestles cosily In the mountain valley A id e — 1 say. Fred, You’re--ftw— a of Andorra la Vieja, to make such few and simple laws as the well-being of fwiend of mine, aren’t you? Fred— Sure. none is needed. Algie— Then be a good fellow and— “ So slight are the expenses of gov ernment In Andorra, for all told there aw—help me out. I’d like to have are but four salaried officials, that a that pwetty cousin of youahs learn all small poll tax on goats and sheep about my—aw— good points, doncher amply meets them all. There is no know. Fred—I am helping you, old chap. I army, even of the smallest— for who Is there to fight? There are no police argued with her for two hours yes- “ When I was in Andorra.” the writ ! terday trying to convince her that you er says, “ the prison—there is but one weren’t as big a fool as you look. — was used as a poultry house There “ Nice People.” Is no fire department, for the houses “ Do nice people go to baseball are all of stone. There Is no coinage, for the people pay in kind No postal games?” asks a reader of the New We hope not. “Nice system Is there either, for when an York Sun. Andorran writes a letter, which rarely people” are the most tiresome people happens, he entrusts It to some ac in the world and If they went to base eommodating person who Is going over ball games In any considerable num bers they would make the players so the border into France or Spain.” tired they wouldn’t be able to put up I l l « Choice. a snappy game and the umpire would Judge— You are privileged to chal get b o bored he wouldn’t care whether lenge any member of the jury being he had his skull cracked with a base» impaneled. ball bat or not. “ Well, then, yer honor, Oi’ll foight A M a i'K o r i m p o r t a n c e . the shmall mon wid wan eye, in the “ Our friend isn’t making the stir la corner, there ferninst yez.”— Metropol statesmanship that we expected.” itan Magazine. “ No,” said Senator Sorghum, “he Mutual Fear. hasn’t even made enough enemies to 81ncoe— Why didn’t Kounfeitte raise i have the syllable ’ism’ tacked to hie a fuss when he found the grocer had | name to provide a synonym for all hu man iniquity.” sold him bad eggs? Tricoe— For the 6ame reason that the grocer didn’t raise a fuss when he found Kounfeitte had paid him a bad half-dollar P a r c e l ! iik It PliViPLES O u t. T h e g y p sy moth and the E n glish •p a rrow had agreed upon an am icable d ivision o f the earth. “ T h a t suits m e,” said the G erm an carp. “ I ’ll take the w aters of the earth.” __________________ Ilia G i p e rl cnee. , “ A lg y , don’t you find m arried IIfo m ore ex pen sive than bach elorhood?“ “ W e ll, It m ay be m ore ex p en sive than a rig id ly sin gle life , but It’s cheaper than courtship.” “ I trie«l all kinds of blood remediee which failed to do me any good, but I have found the right thing at last. My face was full of pimples and black-heads. After taking Cascarets they all left. I am continuing the use of them and recom mending them to my friends. I feel fine W hen I rise in the morning. Hope to have a chance to recommend Cascarets.** Fred C. Witten, 76 Elm St., Newark, N. J, Pleasant. Palatable. Potent. Taste Good. Do Good. N e v e r Sicken. W eaken or Grips, 10c. 2fic. 50c. N ever »old in bulk. The $ren- uine tablet stamp -d C C C Guaranteed to euro or your money back. A Cautious Game. "Does Bliggins ever bluff when he plays cards?” "Never until he gets home and ex plains where he has been.” TRY MURINE W hÄ E Y E REM ED Y Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. r N a m e d ic O M ARK AB SO LU TE LY CURES DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES \l \ NI 1 >» M R| 11 BY N A T I O N A L M E D I C I N E C O ., L T D R o o m s 3 and 4. S h e lle y Blk., wm ui» it Salve Tubes, 25c, $1.00. 4 2 2 '. M o r r is o n S t. Pho 1. P o rtla n d , Or. M itn ih a U A P P E N D IC IT IS 1 1•» REM EDY. I In- «>«> I » hi own i ire lo r \ f i c m lic if is REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; use CRESCENT BAKING POWDER 25c. FULL POUND IS THE BEST DAISY FLY KILLER w ifh o i 'In- • ol «>f 'Li knill* (¿ iv ii nunu-dm'e relief "d «•■ ' '•* h 1 1 • rinunen' cure in - »hurt time I'llK 'I. '5. 6. S P E C IA L ’ R E M E D Y I’ or v* i , i i n s * 1 1 n ci. i n in or« n * ho How i -I m A 1-n , ,n! h i'ln c y «m i ttbiiMer Iron ' li-n IK K I. .’>. I hi-* New ''i ieiitiflc V'ork « n home tr« «tmem. .............. cull «nd wc will c ii Uin fc teru«l i rent it on' only. Nnt. t It««, or«amen- TaL convrnienf. chrsp. L a s t s «11 • • • t o « Ml'!« ol mrrsl. rznnot »pill or Up over, will n-* »oil or ln|ure anythin*. Gu»r»nte-<1 effective. Of ill 4~l.rs or tent prepsi4 for 20 cent*. BiK O lD 80M ZK S ISO DeCAlb A rt. Brooklyn. If. T. Union Painless Dentists BR. H. * WISE, Piiintn its Miami I I T il» » lU lliltM O |* r»R TUM TIME o f the ye«r to here >cur te*-th out *ad I 'U t n • nd bride« w->rk done. Fnrout* r f ' wq oatron* w« flni-h p l » t * a n d I r,,iKH work In on* •l«v i f necessary. M larCrown* $ 5 . 0 0 22k Br ' 2 * Teeth3 . 5 0 Gold F.ilings 1 .0 0 E^imel Fillinr* 1 .0 0 S 'ver Fillinf* .6 0 Good Rubber _ Plate* 5 .0 0 Be*t Rubber _ _- i 7 .5 0 PAlnlei* ExtrMion . 5 0 ■ 1 S T METHODS P*l'iU«-e Kit recti on Fr«e whenplste* or bri !g* work ¡•ordered. ('■ neultnt i- n Free. You rim not aet better p« •>«« work an> when», no matter how m in i yon pay. A ll w m k fu lly K 'in ra iite e ti f o r fift e e n year*. W is e D e n t a l C o . IN C O R P O R A T E D ru n Srt of Teeth $5.01» B rida« Work or Teeth without Plat«'« $3 50 to $5 Gold Crowns $ I.SO to $5.00 Poecelain Crown* . ......... $J.50 to $5.00 Gold or Porcelain F illin g * ........ $1.00 Up Silver Killing .. 50c to $1.00 Bant Plate Marie $7 50 N o charier*« for Painless Fxtracfinir w h(,n other Work is done. 15 years' Guarani»*« wiih all work Hour«. 8 a. m. to B » . m. 221S Mornaon Street P a in le s s D en tists M i n t Blindine. Third 1 Wjshintfcn. PORTIAMO, OtFQON Office H m i : I A. M. t e I P. H. 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