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About Estacada progress. (Estacada, Or.) 1908-1916 | View Entire Issue (July 7, 1910)
I t s P a in f u l Kurt. GERMANY’S JEAN VALJEAN. The last of the Labrador ducks was * about to die. m illo iin lr * P h i lun t h r o p l a t W h o 4 $ "It Isn't the thing of dying. In Itself,M | W o w ill pay as follow s fo r flrst-clusa p ro- Y onra A g o W m aa l i n n d l l . d u e«. Sh ip by express. Kaspt-d th * «luck, "that grinds me! It** Hsrr Charles May. of Berlin, may be VEAL IOC the fact that while my race hereby be- j termed the Jean Valjean of Germany Pork 12C comes extinct, the gaunt, ungainly Millionaire whose time and money Live Hens 16C worthless shltepoko will live on !" Live Spring Chickens, lb ___ 20 c Uncheered even by the reflection that ! were spent in doing good, author of re E *«» ...................................................... 24c the carrion crow survived the dodo, the ligious books and altogether a splen A d dress did figure of Christian manhood. May hapless bird breathed its last. was Just a few days ago branded by a FRANK L. SMITH MEAT CO. “ Fi«ntln* the B e d Trust" jury as the perpetrator of many vio PORTLAND, OREGON lent crimes in southern Saxon moun tains forty long years ago, where he led a band of desperate brigands. May, who is 70 years old. collapsed and was WORTH KNOWING». put under guard to prevent his com mitting suicide. The charges were Tho flower trade in London exceeds | made by Wilhelm Leblus, a trade $400,000 a year. union leader. May sued for libel The Electric irons are now used largely Don’t wait until the di jury decided that Lebius had proven to give the high finish to fine leather. | tho allegations in a court at Char There is only one sudden death I gestive organs are almost lottenburg, a suburb of Berlin. Not among women to every eight among beyond help;— don’t wait only was it proven that Herr May had men. t j until the bowels have be been a notorious bandit, but there is It is estimated that 150,000 persons no doubt but what be is the author of In Germany earn their living in con come constipated and don’t a long series of cheap novels written nection with music. wait until the liver and kid many years ago In which he describes the deeds he had committed. Herr Just under one-thlul of the total neys have become weak May is a splendid linguist, speaking population of England and Wales is and inactive; just take H o s-‘ even Chinese and Choctaw. under 15 years of age. S m ith W a n t s E g g s DON’T WAIT TOO LONG The standard of height in the Brit tetter’s Stomach Bitters ati Mothers will And Mrs. Winslow's Soothing the very first sign of trou-I Syrup the b st remedy to use for their children ish army is greater than In any other luring the teething period. army in the world. ble. It will save you lots 3 Tobacco seeds are so minute that a of suffering because its a SAYINGS OF SAGES. thimbleful will furnish enough plants results are certain. Try it B for an acre of ground. Much may be said on both sides.— today for Indigestion, D i-I An elm tree arrives at perfection Fielding. after a growth of 150 years, and a arrhoea, Cramps, Malaria, R The heart will break, yet broken live healthy one will endure for 600 years. Fever and Ague. Be surejj on.— J. Q. Adams. It has been calculated that a man to get Hostetters. a Keeps a clean hearth and a clear fire who shaves regularly until he is 80 for me.—Tennyson. years old has cut off about thirty-five 1 Integrity without knowledge Is weak feet of hair from his face. and useless.— Johnson. Horses can hear sounds that are im Canght. perceptible to human ears. For days The lawyer for the defense found It , God helps them that help themselves. previous to a great earthquake they necessary to weaken the testimony of —Benjamin Franklin. the principal witness for the prosecu- j Some rise by sin, and some by vir show every symptom of abject fear. tlon. tue fall.— Shakespeare. "Mr. Skybo,” he said proceeding to I • 3 .0 0 S A M P L E D E R B Y , F E L T . S T R A W • 1 .9 0 Invention is totally Independent of Hal* Cleaned, Blocked 5 0 c ; Panamas, cross-examine him, "did you ever live j the will.— B. R. Haydon. i $ 1. Trimming* 2 5 c each. L ad i«' Hats on the seacoast?" | Remodeled, Willow Flume* retied and “ Yes, sir,” responded the witness; "I j How swift the shuttle flies that Dyed. Complete IJne of M illin ery . » 3 1 5 A L D E R S T .. P O R T L A N D have lived half my life In a seacoast weaves thy shroud!—Young. town.” y P IP E R E P A IR IN G Ofrrm¿.»rulli«bruii AMbtX.BRILK u l MLERMHAUM. Aranci U n t SIG SICHEL S i CO. 92 Tkad Street Portland TRY MURINE "You are familiar, then, with salt l No man knows so well where ths water fish?" shoe pinches as he who wears it.—Lin "Yes, sir." coln. “Well, just as a matter of informa Where there is a mother la the tion, will you please tell me how a flounder swims—whether horizontally «tovte matters speed well.— A. Bronson or vertically?" Alcott. EYE REM EDY y . . wm l i . it "That Is all, Mr. Skybo; you Liquid Form, 25c, 50c. Salvo Tubes, 25c, $1.00. stand aside.”—Chicago Tribune. M ODERN M ETH O D S fle e in g ; H er H om e. Hegan— I think Miss De Blank i 3 P A R C R A W F S E C R E T S E R V IC E A G E N C Y very rude! Jones— What causes you to think W e are prepared to u nd ertake a n y legitim ate I never thought her so. d e te c tiv e w ork (both civ il und crim inal) in all that? p a rt« o f th*; U nited States. O p e n D ay and Night. Hegan— I met her out for a walk C F. PARKER. Supt Phase* Oftce. Msa 3209; Ret. M 4426 this afternoon and asked if I might see 214-16 Henry Bsdifc*. PORI LAW D. OREGON. her home. She said yes, I could see it from the top of the high schocl build U n io n Painless Dentists ing, and that It wasn’t necessary to go any farther.—United Presbyterian. Arleta Station. Portland, Or. $ 2 .0 0 N o fa k in g m ethods. Suite 427, Marquant Building F ou rth Floor Opposite Portland Hotel, Portland Ore. N a m e d ic O M ARK ABSO LU TELY CURES DR. WHITING’S REMEDIES MANITFAOTI KK!» BY N A T I O N A L M E D I C I N E C O ., L T D . 4 2 2 '-.. S h e l l e y B lk ., Tv o r i s o n S t., R o o m s 3 a n d 4 , I’ O ' h n d , Or. I'l .. .• M.ir-ilu'll 'Ji 1:1 1. A P P E N D I C I I I S R E M E D Y . The only ki own cure ior Ap|.«;ul¡«-it is without the nid o f the knife. Give* i mined lute relief, nml effects h permanent cure in it tthort time. PUU'K 6. "S P E C IA L ” R E M E D Y . For Wom en's Alimenta Tumors o f tho Bow- els. Also Diabetes. Kidney and Bladder Trou- I ln« PRICK '5. This New Helen: Iffe \1 ork is a homo treatment. W rl'e or call and we will * xplain. E terna! II oat merit only. 811 in C h a n ce fo r R ed , W e a k , W ea ry . W a te ry E yes. R e l ie v e d B y M u r in e E y e R e m e d y . T ry M u r in e F o r Y o u r E y e T r o u b l e s . Y o u W i ll L i k e M u r in e . It S o o t h e s . 50c a t Y o u r D r u g g is t s . W r ite F o r E y e B o o k s . F ree, V lu r in e E y e R e m e d y C o ., C h i c a g o . C u r io u s R e m e d ie s . In some parts of England one of the best cures for a swollen neck is to draw a snake nine times across the throat of the suffering one, after which the snake is killed and its skin sewed in a silken bag and tightly sewed around the neck. Another way, almost as good, is to put the live snake in a bottle, which is tightly corked and buried near the roots of a rosebush, and as the helpless snake decays the swelling in the neck of the patient will disappear. M ig h t H e lp Som e. "It’s up to you to do something to help our Neighborhood Improvement Association.” " I ’m for it. I’ll make my daughter sell her piano."—Cleveland Plain Deal er. Keister’s Ladies Tailoring College use C R ESCENT BAKING POW DER GROW H A IR 25c. FULL POUND W e Cure ill S calp D iseases, stop Falling Hair. P rev en t Baldness. G row I n d u s ' and C hildren's H air rapidly, soft, g lossy and beanti fui. W e Furnish ou t o f tow n people hom e trea t m ent. W rite us toda y fo r question blank and particulars. -END HEAT KILLING MANY; Cure Your ______________ Lake Michigan Becomes loo Hot to Afford Relief. Chicago— With the mercury up to 90 and no air stirring, Chicago became a great bakeoven. Five persons were killed by the heat Saturday and a score prostrated. Dogs were driven mad in the streets and bit a number o f per sons. There is no prospect for cooler weather for two days. Fire escapes and roofs are crowded with sufferers seeking a breath o f air. The parks, bathing beaches and every open spot contain sweltering humanity. Resi dences have now become Ao thoroughly heated through by the long siege that no relief is to tbe obtained inside the houses. A woman, while being taken to a hospital suffering from sunstroke died in an Illinois trainshed while awaiting a train. Her body was taken to the undertaker’s instead o f the hospital. A man was stricken by the sun while working on a roof. He fell to the ground and died shortly after reaching a hospital. Another man was stricken by the heat and fell down an elevator shaft three stories. O f the many prostrated fully one- half will die after illness o f more or less lingering degree. For the first time the water in the lake was too warm for com fort to bath ers. This is the surf water, extend ing about 600 feet out. This strip o f hot water nullifies the faint breezes off the lake. The continued hot weather is parch ing the grain crops o f the Middle West and the most conservative experts in the fields admit that all grain is dam aged between 30 and 50 per cent. Every day without rain will increase this ratio at a much faster rate. Wheat is being forced to ripen on stalks no more than a foot high and the grain is badly shriveled at that. SOUTHERN PACIFIC FINED. Eighteen £Cases o f Rebating Cost $ 1 8 ,0 0 0 on Pleas o f Guilty. Our sketch shows a somewhat extreme but popular type of go-.vn just at present. Soft silks or sheer materials arc best for this style. The hat is one of the Orien tal turban affairs, the sole trimming be ing a b tterHy bow of velvet at the lide- back. TELL TALE EYES. Black (dark brown) are the sign ol a passionate ardor In love. Light brown or yellow denotes In constancy; green, deceit or coquetry. Dark blue, or violet, denote great af fection and purity, but not very much Intellectuality. Clear, light blue, with calm, stead fast glance, denote cheerfulness, good temper, constancy. Pale blue, or steel colored, with shift ing motion of the eyelid and pupils, denote deceitfulncss and selfishness. Russet brown eyes, without yellow, denote an affectionate disposition, sweet and gentle. The darker the brown the more ardent the passion. Blue, with greenish tints, are not so strongly Indicative of these traits, but a slight propensity to greenish tints In the eyes of any color is a sign o f wls dom and courage. Gray, or greenish gray, with orange and blue shades and ever-varying tints, are the most Intellectual, and are indicative of the impulsive. Im pressionable temperament — the mix ture of the sanguine and bilious, which produces poetical and artistic natures. Eyes of no particular color (only some feeble shades of blue or gray, dull, expressionless, dead looking), be long to the lymphatic temperament, and denote a listless, feeble dispost tlon, and a cold, selfish nature. P r a c t ic a l C h a r ily . "See the poor stray cat.” "W hy not toss him some meat?" "N o; I believe in teaching others to help themselves. I will throw out some crumbs to attract the birds and maybe the cat can catch one.”— Louis- •tlle Courier-Journal. AVE THESE SWASTIKA END SEALS THEY ARE VALUABLE NOW ' I V TIME 6.00 W ise D e n ta l C o. Dr. B. E. Wright Dandruff . H ave you r teeth ou t and plate and b rid g e w ork done. F or o u t-of-tow n pa tron» w e finish plate and b rid g e w ork in one da y if necessary. •JL San Francisco—Pleas o f guilty were entered by the Southern Pacific Rail road company to 18 counts o f the in dictments charging rebating and dis crimination in rates found by the Fed eral grand jury on information gath ered by the Interstate Commerce com mission, and fines aggregating $18,- 000 were imposed by United States Circuit Judge Van Fleet. The defendants were fined $9,000 for rebating on shipments o f matting from Kobe, Japan, to points in the United States through this city, in connection with the Pacific Mail Steamship com pany. On the charge o f having given rebates to the California Pine Box & Lumber company on shipments from Verdi, Nev., to Sacramento valley poinst, a fine o f $ 8,000 was imposed, and for concessions made in the ship ment o f wool by Miller & Lux, the fine was $ 1 , 000 . The settlement o f these cases was agreed to by the government through Assistant Attorney General Kenyon, who instructed United States Attorney Devlin to consent to a fine o f $1,000 on each o f the 18 counts, distributed among the various indictments. Blow at U. S. Planned. Caracas, Venezuela — A cable dis patch received from Señor Rojas, Ven ezuelan minister to the United States, in which he reported that Venezuela’s delegates to the Pan-American confer ence, which will begin at Buenos Ayres July 9, had advocated in Chile a I.atin- American alliance against the United States, has caused great excitement here. Foreign Minister Matos has sent a cable message to the delegates ad monishing them for their action. 15 O f 22k h * . T«*•.. $3 SI UM Fitts««........ »1 m Esaaai Kills«* $1 00 Sihar Ni»<* .. SOc « Ce*4 Ruhto Plata* $5 GO Best Red Ru.-lur Put.. $7.50 Pualcw Eitractiaa 50c B E ST M E TH O D S P ainless E x tra ction F ree w hen plates o r brid g e w ork is ordered. Consultation Free. You cannot Ret better painless w ork a nyw here, no m atter how m uch you pay. All W ork Fully G u a r a n te e d f o r F ifteen Y e a rs Dr. B. E. Wright Co. 342J Washington St., F orm u la w ith «a ch b ottle Portland, Oregon An* him about It, then u o am lie nays Take ear at depot and tra n sfer to W ashington St. DAISY FLY KILLER The new Ayer's Hair Vigorwill certain,:v do this work, because, first of all, it de stroys the germs which are the original cause of dandruff. Having given this:. J. nature completes the cure. The sea'? i restored to a perfectly healthy condi- VZZSCSSVl Ul. convenient, chem*. L i s t * »1 1 M U t l . Made o l metal, cannot spill or «1© over, will no* »oil or injure anything. Guaranteed eRecttv*. Of nil dealer* or vent prevaid lot 20 cent*. I B A SO LD 8 0 M K 1 Q D «K »lb t ' —-M ade b y th e J . C . A y e r C « ., L o w e ll, M . t a ------ 180 A *. mooiiya. P. XJ Sherman C la y & Co. ESTABLISHED 40 YEARS SIXTH, A T MORRISON ST., PORTLAND, OR. We want you to try this Piano IN YOUR HOME EREE. We want you to try it at our expense because— A t the end o f thirty days the Piano ITSELF will convince you o f the following facts; It’ s the best value on earth for the price ($275). It’ s MUSICALLY' and MECHANICALLY ^ right! fry-. ' j We know there is so much real value in this Wellington Piano—w e’ re selling for $275—on easy payments—that w e’ re willing to let it be IT ’S OW N SALESMAN. It will tell it’s own story to you—in your home— if you’ ll send us the coupon. Please senu me iuli particulars concerning this unusual Piano offer. Name.................................................. Texas Now G reatest M u le Address...................................................... J im m y M ate. l l o l a a ’ a S la te r . A Buffalo youngster told the teacher that his sister had the measles. The teacher sent him home and told him to stay there until his sister got well. After he had skipped . joyfully away another boy held up his hand and said; "Teacher, Jimmy Dolan’s sister what’s got the measles lives la Omaha.” Time was when Missouri claimed to have more mules than any other State or country In the world. But now Missouri has been forced by Texas Into second place. Of the 7,500,000 mules in the world almost one-tenth are in Texas, the Lone Star State having 702,- 000, valued at $99 each. Th*1 U value of the State’s mules was $69,- 498,000. Apparently the mule is spe cially adapted to the southern climate, for most of the four-footed kickers are to be found south of the Ohio river. The Missouri .mule la worth more than his Texas brother, $20 more. The 344,000 mules In Missouri are valued at $119 each, or $40,936,000 for all of them. Georgia, which has $38,936,000 worth of mules, Is third on the list. Tennessee Is fourth, with $35,670,000; Alabama Is sixth, with $30,866,000 worth; North Carolina Is seventh, with $24,797,000, but is closely pressed by Kentucky, which has mule3 valued at $24,426,000. Arkansas is ninth, with $23,435,000; South Carolina Is tenth, with $22,752,000, and Louisiana is eleventh, with $20,648,000. N o t In Ills Jiirtfcment. “The next thing in order," said tha master of ceremonies, referring to tho slip of paper in his hand, “ Is music." “No, sir!" savagely whispered tho leader of the band. “ Not music! Tho next thing Is ‘Hall Columbia!’ " Taking his station, he scowled, waved his baton, and the noise o f the brasses burst forth.—Chicago Tribune. W here th e Il lu m e Li es . "What makes that parrot so pro fane?" "Well, mum,” answered the sailor man, "I s’pose It’s my fault. Every time I hear him speak a bad word It makes me so wild that he gets a chance to learn a loi of new oueg.”—• Exchange. C o n stip a te ITC H CAN BE C U R E D in a short tim e by using P L U M M E R ’S I T C H REMEDY “ F o r o v e r n in e years I su ffered w ith ch r o n ic con s tip a tion and d u r in g th is tim e 1 had t o ta ke an in je c tio n o f w arm w a ter o n ce ev ery 24 hours b efore I co u ld h a ve an a ctio n o n m y laiwels. H a p p ily I tried C a scareis, a n d today I am a w ell m an. D u rin g th e n in e years b e fo r e I used Caacarets I s u ffered u n to ld m is ery w ith in tern a l piles. T h a n k s to you. 1 am fr e e fr o m a ll that this m orn in g . Y o u ca n use th is in b e h a lf o f Buffering h um anity. 11 F. F ish er, R o a n o k e , I1L T . R. to Help Lodge Later. Boston— The statement that Colonel Roosevelt will return to Massachusetts in the fall and take part in the Repub lican state convention is made by Sen ator Henry Cabot Lodge. The senator Pleasant. Palatable. P otent. T aste Good. said: ‘ ‘ There is no doubt that Colonel D o Good. N ev er S icken. W eaken or Gripe. 10c. J5e. 60c. N ever Fold in bulk. T he g e n Roosevelt will talk later and may have uine ta blet stam p'xl C C C. G uaranteed U) something important to say. 1 expect cure o r you r m oney back he will speak here in the campaign. He is interested in my success and in A F ire D rill. the success o f Governor Draper as well. "What kept you so late at the fac- Colonel Roosevelt is a wonderful vote- getter and his influence here is sure to tory ?” "W e were having a fire drill.” be he pful in the campaign.” "Isn’t that something new?” "Nope; the boss was trying to drill Cotton Mills Curtail Heavily, Boston— Many o f the cotton mills It into the heads of the men that if o f the United States are shut down they didn’t improve the class of work until July 11 for the purpose o f cur they were turning out they would be tailing production. The corporations fired.”— Houston Post. which closed employ about 100,000 operatives, and include the majority o f the four-score mills in Fall River, the 18 mills o f the Amoskeag corporation o f Manchester, N. H., and numerous factories in North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia. The renewed curtailment agreed upon recently by the cotton interests in this city will affect about 150,000 operatives. w » CfRWi \ ■3> D oes not change the color o f the hair. i/ers /i iu j t / C W hy? Because it Is annoying, ’ untidy. And mostly, because! it almost invariably leads to I baldness. Cure it, and save! Buildings Are Heated Through and ! your hair. Get more, too, at Through—Wheat Damaged 30 the same time. All easily done to 50 Per Cent, with Ayer’s Hair Vigor, new j improved formula. Stop this formation of dandruff! Ontario Forests Swept. Winnipeg, Manitoba— Bush fires have e t invaded the towns o f Devlin and La- o f th o y ssr t o b ars THE GARLOVV HAIR GROWING CO. « c a r tooth o a t and vallee, in the Rainy river district o f SPECIALI TS p l a t o a n d hridk-o T h e T u r k is h O ra m . work dono. F orout- Ontario, although hundreds o f settlers 2 0 7 - 8 R a*hchiM Bulletin«, of-tow a patrons wo The darabouka, or Turkish drum, and railway men tried to fight them fo u r t h and W a sh i « t o n S treets. flnUh p i o t o a n d bridge work In on* resembles a long vase, the bottom PORTLAND, OREGON off. dar i C onsultation F ree. 8 to a. n ic e * covered with parchment. A t Devlin the Canadian Northern ■star Cresa« $ 5 . 0 0 railroad station, the Ontario hotel, 22VG™!I.T..tk3.5# M a le A s lo n la h m e a v . Cook’ s sawmill, stores and houses were THIS AD. FOR FREE PREMIUM LIST Gold Fllliitfa 1 .Ç * ‘‘ Why don’t you ladles thank a man destroyed. Enamel Fillin«« who gives up his seat in a street Unless rain comes, the timber in the ! Silver Filli««« . 8 car?” asked the rensorlous person Go d Rubber entire district will be burned. Plate« "As a rule, we can’t,” replied Miss Portland Sea ttle Spokane Bost Rubbor ñata* 7.50 Cayenne, "W e’ re so surprised that it Strikers Becom e Violent. Ask for Their Goods and takes our breath away."— Washington h it-i.i, lit d t lw . 5 0 Greenaburg, Pa.— The Westmoreland ■ V ST M IT M O D I n mat a ------------ ---------- P»lnl««a Extra.-tion F ree when pi p bri loo work Star. coal district, which is in the throes o f not m «ordered. Consultation Froo. You cannot «a t l l bo I n r s p e c ie * . a miners’ strike, was the scene o f more sainlean anywhera, mo> a yon yoo , pay. »sinless work sorw h nrt, no inattor nanttor how mor-a A l l w o r k fu lly g u a r a n t « « l f o r f l f t e o n y e a r s. "That’s a fine umbrella you a n car violence at Export, when the homes of two foreign miners were dynamited. rying.” Marching strikers fired into the bar "Th-thank you." IN CO RPO RATED racks o f deputy sheriffs guarding the “ For w b a tf’ Will Secure You Many Useful Painless Dentists “ For n-not claiming I t " — Clevw property o f the Fort Palmer mines. Mini iiiMnf. TMrS S WttMnftM, PMTUWS. Articles Without Coat n iu. . . . . . i a m u i r H. No one was injured. land Plain Dealer Pacific Ccast Biscuit Company They FASHION HINTS'! H er. Drives away Flies, Mosquitoes and Gnats. A T R I P T O P O R T L A N D F R E E It protects horses and cattle from attacks CUT RATES IN of insects, enabling them to feed and PAINLESS DENTISTRT sleep in peace. It prevents loss of weight P a in le s s E x t r a c t i o n ........F ree and strength from worry caused by S i l v e r F i l l i n g s ...............................50c G o l d K i l l i n g « ...................................7 5 c attacks of insects, and from the irritation 2 2 K . G o l d C r o w n s ....................... $3 of their bites and stings. There is a P o r c e l p i n C r o w n s .......................$ 3 Cutting, Fitting. Drafting, Design satisfaction in th e relief it affordf M o l a r G o ld C r o w n s .....................$4 ing, Tailoring and Dressmaking taught, B r i d g e W o r k , 22 K . G o l d ____ $ 3 domestic animals from the scourge oi ■strictly up-to-date in every style and I n l a y F i l l » . P u r e G o l d ............ $2 maddening parasites and flies, besides the V e r y N ic e R u b b er P la t e ___ $4 profit in returns. Horses do more work B est R u b b e r P la te o n K a r t h ...................................... 87 fashion. Write for terms. A L L T H IS W O R K 13 G U A R A N T E E D . on less feed and cows yield more and M 3 1-2 Eleventh St. Portland, Oregon D o n ’ t th ro w y o u r m on ey a w a y . A d olla r saved better milk when relieved from the frenzy tw o d o lla r s earned. O u r o rig in a l relia b le M odern incited by constantly fighting a swarm oi is P ain less M eth od s a n d o u r p e r fe c t e d office e q u ip voracious, insatiable insects. m en t s a v e s u s tim e and y ou r m oney. REDUCE THE COST OF LIVING; Four sizes, 25 c, 50 c, 75 c and $ 1 . 25 . 903T 0N DENTISTS. 5th QMorrison, Fe. tland F .ntrance 2 9 1 1*3 Morrison, opposite Postoffice and M eier A Ask your merchant for it. © Frank. Established in Portland 10 years. Open e v e n in g H oyt C hkm ical C o . Portland, Oregon until 8 and Sundays until 1 2 :1 0 . for people who work. WE The hardest job ou earth U apolo gizing The greatest tragedy In the life o f a boy is rain on circus day. Every man engaged In a lawsuit claims he was forced into It. Occasionally you find an ol(J widower who doesn’t like the marrying joke. A good way to light the saloon Is to make the home more agreeable for men. The men have enough other foolish notions without oaring much for cut glass dishes. As we become older, we are about convinced that It la possible to catch anyone in a lie. The women say that unless you are very oareful, It is easy to get an ugly carpet on your floor. There U one thing an agreeable man’s enemies can always say about him; “ He is politic.” Now comes an original sort of Re former, and says that prices are high because of trading stamps! The stepmother never lived who was misrepresented and abused as much as that word “ entertain.” What has become of the old-fash ioned man who attended a wedding and Insisted on kissing the brideT The women say nothing makes them quite so tired as for a man to tell them what a Devil he has been Would a bride rather have a half dozen heavy silver spoons as a wed ding present than a dozen light silver spoons? An editor in a Kansas town sold out because he never received "sympathy” and “ encouragement.” He never do served either. As soon as a man’s hat is taken from him at a reception, he whispers to his wife: "How soon can we get out of here?” It C u res W hile Y o u W a lk . ^ A l le n ’s F o o t-E a s e is a c e r t a in c u r e fo r h o t, s w e a t in g ,c a llu s , a n d s w o lle n , a c h in g feet. S old b y a ll Di u g g lsts. P r ic e 25c. D o n ’ t a c c e p t a n y s u b s titu te . T r ia l pa ck age F R E E . A d d re s s A l i e n s . O lm ste d , L e R o y , N. Y. EXCLUSIVE OPTICIAN DR. C L. HAYNES S IG H T S . We begin to die as soon as we are born, and the end is linked to the be ginning.— Lucretius. A missionary who was making his way through a backwoods region came upon an old woman sitting; outside a ASTHMA AND HAY FEVER cabin. He entered upon a religious are quickly relieved by Wyatt’s Asthma talk and finally asked her if she didn’t Remedy. Ask your druggist or send know there was a day of judgment six cents postage for Free Sample to coming. “ Why, no," said the old lady; “ 1 J. C. W YATT, Druggist, hadn’t heerd o’ that. Won’t there be F ull Set o f T e e t h ................................................... $ 5 .0 0 VANCOUVER. W ASHINGTON. more than one day?" B rid ge W ork o r T eeth w ith ou t P la tes $ 3 .5 0 to $ 5 G old C r o w n s ...........................................$ 3 . 5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 "No, my friend; only one day,” was P orcelain C r o w n s ............................................... $ 3 . 5 0 to $ 5 .0 0 replied. G old or P orcelain F illin g s............................$ 1 .0 0 Up PACIFIC EMPLOYMENT CO. 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A Storekeeper Says: “ A lady came into my store lately and said: “ ‘ I have been using a New Perfection Oil Cook-Stove all winter in my apartment. I want one now for my summer home. I thinl these oil stoves are wonderful. If only women knew what f comfort they tire, they would all have one. I spoke about my stove to a lot of my friends, and they were aston ished. They thought that there was smell and smoke from an oil stove, and that it heated a room just like any other stove. I told them of my experience, and one after another they got one, and now, not one of them would give hers up for five times its cost.’ ” The lady who said this had thought an oil stove was all tight for quickly heating milk for a baby, or boiling a kettle of water, or to make coffee quickly in the morning, but she never dreamed of usii g it for difficult or heavy cooking. Now—she knows. D o y o u r e a lly a p p r e cia te w h a t a N e w P e rfe c tio n O il C o o k -L to v e m ea n s t o y o u ? N o m o re co a l t o c a r r y , n o D i r e c o m in g t o th a d in n er ta b le t o tired c u t th a t y o u c a n ’t ea t. Just lig h t a P e rfe c tio n S to v e and im m e d ia te ly th e h e a t from an in te n s e b lu e fla m e s h o o ta up t o th e b o t to m o f p o t, k e ttle o r o v e n . Hut th e ro o m Isn’t h e a te d . T h e re is n o sm o k e , n o s m e ’. l, n o o u ts id e h e a t, n o d r u d g e r y in t h e k it c h e a w h e r e o n e o f t h e s e s t o v e s is u sed . %..«» re a d s ,*------- *-----~ N e w P erlectton. It has a Cabinet Top with a shelf for keeping plates and food hot. Tha nickel finish, with the bright blue of the chimneys, makes the stove ornamental and attractive. Made with 1, 2 and 3 burners; the 2 and 3-burner stoves can be bad with or without Cabinet. E v e r y d e a le r e v e r y w h e r e ; I f n ot at y o u r s , w r it e fo r D e s cr ip tiv e C i/c u la f t o t h e n ea rest a g e n c y o f th e S ta n d a rd O il C o m p a n y ___________ ( I n c o r p o r a t e d •