Catarrh
N e e d « A ll o i si.
C O M IN G H O M E .
“ T never hhw anybody an cool, solf-
' possessed, am i quick to act in tim e of T h e w h o le f a r m s o r t o f s p r e a d s I ts e lf In o n e
trem en d o u s g rin ,
On© o f th e moist c o m m o n o f b lo o d d is iim ninent danger aa th a t man G lobbs.”
T h o o ld h o u se so m e h o w lo o k s a s b r ig h t a s
e ase « , is m u c h a g g ra v a te d i , v th e s u d d e n
“ < ’hauffeur?”
If ’t w a s n ew a g in ;
c h a n g e s o f w e a th e r a t th is tim e o f
“ N o ; ju s t u common pedcatrian.*'
A n d T o w s e r 's h a r k in ’ ro u n d t h e p la c e a s
y e ar.
B eg in tr e a tm e n t a t o n c e w ith
f r is k y ms a p u p ,
A n d D e x te r h a s to w o rk to k eep h is h e e ls
H o o d 's S a rs a p a r illa , w h ic h effects r a d
D e e l u r e t l Off.
fro m k ic k in ’ u p ;
ic a l a n d p e r m a n e n t c u re s . T h is g re a t
R v e n t h e o ld re d c o w h a s g o t so m e g in g e r
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s ln g ln ’ a t h e r w o rk t h e w a y
it is a b o u t tim e w e w ere g e ttin g n m r
4 0 ,3 C 6 T e stim o n ia ls
s h e u s e d to do ;
I My h e a d 's a s lig h t us w h e n It h a d m o re
in tw o y e a rs , w h ic h p ro v e its w o n d e rfu l Pled?
t h a t c h u p o n th e d o m e —
S a id S h e — W ell, I ’m w illin g to be A n d w h y ? W h y , I t's T h u n k s g l v la ’ D a y ; th e
eM icacy in p u rify in g a n d e n ric h in g th e
c
h il d r e n 's c u m in ’ hom e.
b lo o d . B e s t fo r all b lo o d d is e a s e s .
m a r r ie d J u s t a s soon a s y ou c a n p ro
I n u s u a l liq u id fo rm o r c h o c o la te d t a b l e t s
v id e m e w ith a hom e.
T h e y ’re c o rn in ' ho m e ! T h e y 'r e c o in in ' h o m e !
k n o w n us S a r s a t a h s . luo d o s e s $l.
T h e y 'r e c o rn in ’ h a c k to d a y ,
S a id lie — T h a t bein g th e case, I s u p
T o m a k e t h e o ld p la c e lik e It w a s a fo r e
p o se I a m to c o n sid e r th e e n g ag e m e n t
th e y w e n t a w a y ;
Ilia M o ll t e a M lau n d e r a l o o d .
A nd D a n 'l l le x v e h is B o s to n s to r e a n d N o d'll
b ro k e n .
“ O u r p a sto r is such a th o u g h tfu l m an .”
le a v e hlg s to c k s ,
A nd J o h n 'I I s to p a d r a w In ' p l a n s fo r b u ild ln '
said M rs. J e u n e r b ee Ondego. “ W han
J tiiiip ln if a t a C o n c lu s io n .
c it y b lo ck s,
he ia going to p reach h m issionary ser
“ W h at sort of play is th is ? ” asked the A nd M a ry 'U le a v e h e r N ew Y o rk h o u se , w ith
mon and tak e up a collection for the
a ll Its h ig h to n e d s tu ff,
man who had ju s t come in and tuken hi*
h e ath en he alw ay s an n o u n ces it tw o or bt‘ii i.
th re e S u n d ay s beforehand.”
T h e question was answ ered by a man A nd co m e d o w n h e re a n d s a y I t’s H o m e a n d
p le n ty g o o d e n o u g h .
j nam ed Olson, who happened to be sittin g
« lie W 'uw n't S k e p t i c a l .
A nd t h e r e 'll he b o y s a n d g i r l s a ro u n d J e st
next to hi in.
Y o u n g L ju I. v 1 h e la st b re a d I g o t o f
lik o t h e r e u s e d to b o -~
“ Ay ta n k ------ ”
T o m a k e It re a l T h a n k s g lv l n ' D a y f o r M o th
y o u w a s 80 h a rd I c o u ld n ’t e a t It.
“ O, it’s a ta n k dram a, is it? ” — C h i
e r a n d f o r me.
B a k e r (I n d ig n a n tly )
Y oung la d y , I cago T ribune.
T h a n k s g lv i n ’ D a y !
P o k e u p th e fire s a n d
w a n t y o u to kn o w t h a t I m a d e b re a d
m ak e th e o v en s hum ;
b e fo re y o u w ore born.
I ' l d r e m e l y l(iirt> .
T h o t u r k e y s , r o a s t in ' in th e p a n s , a r e s p u t-
t ’r ln ' " H a v e th e y c o m e ? ”
Y oung L a d y —O h, I d o n ’t d o u b t It. I
“ W hile I was dow ntow n,” said M rs
T h e p u d d ln ’s k n o c k in ' a t t h e lid a n d b u b
th in k th a t w a s so m e o f It y o u Hold me. La paling, laying aside her w raps. “ I saw
b lin ’ “ A re th e y h e r e ? ”
a w onderful old violin in a music store. T h e m in c e p ie s w a v e t h e i r flag s o f s te a m :
l*olut o f V i e w .
ihe k ettle lead« a cheer.
T h e clerk said it w as w orth $5,<MX). It
“ W h at is the use,” rem arked the philo-
T h e r h e u m a tl z Is a ll fo rg o t ; d y s p e p a y ’s o u t
was a genuine S a rd a n a p alu s, and you
of s ig h t;
•ophical boarder, “o f sp ecu latin g concern
know th a t kind is gettin g very ucurce I ’m g o ln ' to e a t fro m s o u p to n u ta , a n d
ing im m o rtality ? ”
d a n c e a ree l to n i g h t ;
now udays.”— C hicago T ribune.
“ W h a t’s the use,” broke in the sp o rtiv e
A n d " b lin d m a n 's b u ff” Is J e s t m y s iz e , a n d
" s ta g e c o a c h ” s u it s m e p r im e —
b o ard er w ith th e tu rn ed collar, “of specu
W o u lii.I t l i e f
T h e c h il d r e n 's c o rn in ’ h o m e to -d a y ! G it o u t,
la tin ’ in an y th in g ? You lose every tim e.
o ld L a t h e r T im e !
!
“
Som
ehow
,”
said
the
political
m
anager
T h a t's my experience.”
“ I c an ’t help w ishing I could get acq u ain t T h e l i t t l e f e e t t h a t w e s h a ll h e a r t r o t up
M ak e« On« E x c e p tio n .«
I ed w ith the chap th a t held up those 12?
a n d d o w n th e s t a i r
“ Y ou’re alw ay s kicking ab o u t o u r hav- trav elers in Y ellow stone park a few day» T o u s 'll seem t h e v e ry s a m e t h a t u s e d to
p
a tte r th e r e ;
ing too m any laws. I supi>ose you woulc ago. W ouldn’t he be a dandy colleetoi
T h e l i t t l e f o lk s a r u n n ln ' ’r o u n d a n d luffin'
repeal th e law o f g ra v ita tio n if you could.’ of cam paign
c o n trib u tio n s !”— Chicagc
In t h e i r p la y
“ N o : th a t's alw ay s rigidly enforced T rib u n e.
W o n ’t seem D a n 's hoy a n d M a ry 's g ir l, b u t
s im p ly D a n a rid M ay.
I t ’s only the dead le tte r law s I ’m a fte r.'
I
SAD ACCIDENT TO MR T. GOBBLER. SR.
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T h e r e is s c a r c e ly a n y o n e , n o m a t t e r h o w v i g o r o u s a m i h e a l t h y , w h o
d o e s n o t n e e d a t a n s o m e t im e s .
I .ittle p h y s ic a l ir r e g u la r itie s u p s e t th e
s y s t e m , t h e a p p e t i t e f a ils , d i g e s t i o n is p o o r, t h e b o d y t o ls t i l e d a n d w o rn
o u t , a n d o t h e r u n p l e a s a n t s y m p t o m s K>VL* w a r n i n g t u a t t h e s y s t e m i s d i s o r
d e r e d a n d n e e d s a s ista n c e - t o w a r d o ff, p e r h a p s , s o m e s e r io u s s ic k n e s s o r
a i l m e n t . S. S . S . is r e c o g n iz e d e v e r y w h e r e a s t h e b t -t o f a l l to n i c s , n a t u r e ’s
m e d ic in e , m a d e e n t i r e l y o f h e a l i n g , c l e a n s i n g , i n v i g o r a t i n g r o o ts a n d h e r b s ,
a s y s te m ic re m e d y w ith o u t a n e q u a l. S. S . S . h a s th e a d d itio n .il v a lu e o f
b e i n g t h e g r e a t e s t o f a ll b lo o d p u r if ie r s ,
f t re -e s ta b lis h e s th e h e a lth y c irc u
l a t i o n o f t h e b ! ..... !, r i d s t h e b o d y o f t h a t t i r e d , w o r n - o u t f e e lin g , im p r o v e s t h e
a p p e t i t e a n d d i g e s t i o n , a n d b r i n g s alx> ut a r e t u r n o f h e a l t h t o th o s e w h o s e
s y s t e m s h a v e b e e n w e a k e n e d o r d e p le te d .
S. S . S. a c ts m o re p ro m p tly a n d
p l e a s a n t l y t h a n a n y o t h e r m e d ic in e , a n d t h o s e w h o a r e r u n d o w n in h e a l t h
s h o u ld c o m m e n c e i t s u s e a t o n c e . I t w ill t h o r o u g h l y p u r i f y t h e b lo o d a n d
to n e u p t h e s y s t e m .
S . S . S . is a d m i r a b l y s u i t e d f o r a s v s t e m i c r e m e d y
b e c a u s e i t is f r e e fr o m m i n e r a l s ; i t m a y b e u s e d w i t h o u t h a r m f u l r e s u l t s b y
p e r s o n s o f a n y a g e , a n d n o u n p l e a s a n t e f f e c ts e v e r fo llo w .
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Sunday
S ch ool.
A nd w e 'll f o r g l t t h a t w i n t e r ’s co m e w ith a ll
I ts sjnow a n d co ld ,
F o r g lt t h e n e x t w e e k ’s lo n e s o m e n e s s , f o rg lt
w e ’re g i f t i n ’ o ld .
A nd J e s t be y o u n g a s w h e n
our
heads
w e r e n ’t n ig h so w h ite a s f o a m —■
T h a n k H o d f o r I ll s T h a n k s g iv in * D ay ! T h e
c h il d r e n ’s c o rn in ’ h o m e !
— J o s e p h <’. L in c o ln , In th e S a t u r d a y E v e n
g P o s t.
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T e a c h e r— A nd w h a t do yo u su p p o se
*11 th e a n im a ls d id d u rin g th o s e fo rty
days in th e a r k ?
S m a rty W illia m s — T h e y J u s t lo a fe d
o f th e W e ll-In fo rm e d o f th e W o rld h a s * ro u n d a n d s c r a tc h e d th e m selv e s.
a lw a y s b e e n fo r a s im p le , p le a s a n t
S a n d y T o o le ( d is d a in f u lly ) — C h u ck
a n d e ffic ie n t liq u id la x a tiv e re m e d y o f it, S m a r ty ! W h a t’d th e y s c r a tc h for.
k n o w n v a lu e ; a la x a tiv e w h ic h p h y s i w hen th e r e w a s o n ly tw o fle a s? — T h e *
c ia n s c o u ld s a n c tio n fo r fa m ily u s e B o h em ian.
By E m ily H u n tin g to n M iller.
because
Its c o m p o n e n t p a r t s a r e
t
Q u ite th e C o n tra ry .
k n o w n to th e m to b e w h o le so m e a n d
M rs. U psom e— Is your de n tist one of
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tr u l y b e n e fic ia l la e ffe c t, a c c e p ta b le the “p a in le ss” kind?
M rs. O ylw ell—N ot a t all.
H e ’s so
to th e s y s te m a n d g a n tle , y e t p ro m p t,
H e w as m ending his h a rn e ss in the 1m
■ym pathetic th a t he says it h u rts him
In a c tio n .
m aculate kitchen, a piece of b u rla p over
1 ju s t as much as it does me.
the
knees of his second-best pantaloons,
In s u p p ly in g t h a t d e m a n d w ith its
and a n o th e r uuder his feet to catch any
G reat
O b jector.
e x c e lle n t c o m b in a tio n o f S y r u p o f
S tree t P rea c h er— O, my friends, when possible litte r. Ilis w ife s a t by the w in
F ig s a n d K llx ir o f S e n n a , th e C a li
G abriel blows liis tru m p et w hat will you dow, re-enforcing his y a rn m itte n s w ith
f o r n ia F ig S y r u p C o. p r o c e e d s a lo n g be doing?
a s to u t w oollen patch. She pushed up
e th ic a l lin e s a n d r e lie s o n (h e m e r its
Voice (from o u ts k irts of crow d) — her spectacles, dropped her hands in her
o f th e la x a tiv e fo r i t s r e m a r k a b le W aiting for M ontgom ery W ard to serve lap, and w as s ta rin g a t him in am aze
an in ju n ctio n on h im !— C hicago T rib u n e. m ent a s she s a id :
su ccess.
“ A in’t going to M ary E llen ’s to T h a n k s
T h a t Is o n e o f m a n y r e a s o n s w h y
giving ! F o r the la n d ’s sake, fa th e r, you
E x iilu I n liiK It.
S y r u p o f F ig s a n d E lix ir o f S e n n a is
T he tortoise had won the race.
m ust be crazy !”
“ I got sense enough to know my own
“ I d id n ’t h a lf try ,” said the hare, w ith
g iv e n t h e p r e f e r e n c e b y th e W ell-
1 told D avid if 1
a yaw n.
" W h a t’s the use? W e’re not mind, ’te u n y ra te .
In f o rm e d . 'To g o t Its b e n e fic ia l e ffe c ts
heerd of him ’lectloneeriug fo r ’Ila s tu s
allowed to bet on races now, a n y w ay .”
a lw a y s b u y th e g e n u in e — m a n u fa c
F rom which it is a p p a re n t th a t the D o rran ce fo r s’lectm an, 1 w ouldn’t go
tu r e d by t h e C a lif o r n ia F ig S y r u p C o., real facts in the case w ere suppressed.— nigh his house, and l cal’la te to do as I
said. Y’ou m ight as well save yo u r b reath
o n ly , a n d fo r s a le b y a ll le a d in g C hicago T ribune.
to cool yo u r porridge. 1 sh’d s’pose you
d r u g g is ts . P r ic e lifty c e n t s p e r b o ttle .
R e a s s u r i n g 111m.
knew by th is tim e l a in ’t one to be argy-
“ M adam ,” said the guard on the S outh fied o u t of my ’pinions.”
H e w ent ou punching holes In the bit
OW A lt I) 1 ;. IlU ItT O ii.—A ssay o r a r i C hem ist, Side elevated, “ th is is the sm oking c a r.”
“ T h a t’s all right, conductor,’ said the of leather, every fe a tu re of his old face
L eadville, Colomuob S p ecim en p ric e s: b o ld ,
S ilver, 1. uil, ¡3*1 : Hold, S ilv e r .17• ; Hold, ftVc ; Zinc or self-possessed m atron, tak in g
a
seat,
ra d ia tin g th a t mild obstinacy so much
C upper, VI. C \a n Ido ten 's. M ailin g en v elo p es a n d
full price list ¡i.m toii a p p licatio n . C ontrol a n d U m j “ D on’t apologize.
I know it’s d irty , but more hopeless th a n vigorous resolve. He
pire w ork s o lid led.
lte tu re u c e : C a rb o n a te I sa \ one c an ’t expect a sm oking c a r to be a
did not expect a reply. F o r fifty years
liom il i ’uuk.
j fro n t p a rlo r.” — C hicago T ribune.
his w ife had accepted his decisions w ith
out controversy, and he w as surprised
A p a r tm e n t H o u s e A m e n itie s .
th a t she should have offered the gentlest
T h ird F lo o r R e n te r— W hen you buy
coffee
why
don’t
you
have
the
grocer
Men who cannol stop ,
g rind it for you?
lor a roiny day.- will'
F o u rth F lo o r R en ter— W hen you buy
find the greatest
v\
'
a
chuck f^Peak why d on’t you get the
comlorl and freedom/-
i b u tch er to ham m er the daylights o u t of it
of bodily movement
fo r you?
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S tu b b — T h a t old S e n a to r Is a lw a y s
; to llin g a n c ie n t jo k e s a n d b o a s tin g o f h is
fa m ily tre e .
P e n n — H ’m. I th in k h is fa m ily tr e e
m u s t h a v e b een a c h e s tn u t.
G ood
aa
T lie lr
W o rd .
“ D id those new grocers keep th e ir prom
ise th a t they would ‘c ut your grocery bills
in h a lf’?”
j “T hey did. They send th e ir bills twice
I a m onth.” — C hicago T ribune.
M ai l l y
H a ttled .
T h e tim id youug w oman, who had let
te rs of intro d u ctio n to the g re a t man,
had ventured to onll.
“ You are so busy, judge,” she said,
“ th a t I — I h esitated ab o u t
d isturbing
you. IIow niapy— er— days in the work
do you w eek?”
C h ild re n
XV. J j . D o u g l a s m a k e s a n d s e l l s m o r e
m e n ’s 8 3 . 0 0 a n d 8 3 . 5 0 s h o e s t h a n a n y
o t h e r m a n u f a c t u r e r in t h e w o r l d , b e
c a u s e t h e y h o l d t h e i r s h a p e , fit b e t t e r ,
and w ea r lo ng er th a n any o ther m ake.
Shoes at All Prices, for Every Member of the
Family, Men, Boys. Women. Misses 4 Children
W.L.Douglas $4.00 and $5.00 Gilt Edge Shoes cannot
be equalled at any price. W. L. Douglas $2.00 and
$2.00 shoes are the beat in the world
F a s t C o lo r K y e le tn l 'ned Karel uní r e ly .
U * T a U c N o S i ii tx i l ti ii e . VV. L. Dougin,
nume and price is starfiped on bottom. Sold
art of t h e _____ _____ _______
V. L. DOLIOLAS, 15A Spark St.. Brockton. Mass.
In
F a s h io n .
C h ild re n h a v e becom e th e fa s h io n ,
a s s e r ts a p e rio d ic a l t h a t c a lls Its e lf
th e W o rld a n d H is W ife.
I t Is th o
s m a r t th in g to s it a t m e a t w ith th e m ,
to p a y d e fe re n c e to th e ir o p in io n s, to
e n c o u ra g e th e m in t h e ir in g e n o u s flip
p a n cies. T h a t is an im p ro v e m e n t on
th e d re a d fu l
ty r a n n y o f o u r g r a n d
f a th e r s a n d g r a n d m o th e r s ; b u t th e
w h eel h a s tu r n e d a l ittl e to o fa r.
F a t lie .
H am let had finished his soliloquy, and
the cqrious bystanders w ere w aitin g to
see w hat he would do next.
”-No,” they said, a t last.
“ H e isn’t
going to do it. Ite ta lk s eloquently about
com m itting suicide, but he lacks the sand.
N o th ing doing;”
T h u s it a p p ea rs th a t the original H am
let, like all his subsequent im ita to rs, was
merely ta lk in g for effect.— C hicago T rib
une.
I^ n o v rs
B et e r
N ow .
“ I f you wish to have everybody for
y our friend,” counseled h e r elderly ad
viser, “d on’t be a ta lk e r ; be a liste n er.”
I t w as not u n til a fte r she had secured
a job as telephone girl in the c en tra l office
th a t she found out w hat a m istake she
had made in ta k in g the advice literally.
P a ra lle l C ase.
“ My observ atio n ,” said the sage, “ leads
me to the conclusion th a t
th e
more
w e alth one gives aw ay the more w ealth
one haa.”
“ I t ’» ju s t exactly the sam e w ay w ith
k isses.” w hispered one o f his listeners, a
d em u re little miss who w as s ittin g by a
big man w ith a beard.
Is your rr©nth sim ila r in any wsv to th e ahovet If
•o no need to w*»tr a wobbly, unusable r*»*vt iial plate
er ill-fitting. ordinary bridge work. Tho Dr. V\' ise
system of
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The reeid- of 21 years' experience, th e new way of
replacing teeth In th e iro u th - te e th In fact, teeth In
tppenrance. teeth to chew your food upon, as you
lid m on your n atu ral ones
Our force is «o ornan-
ired we can do your e n tire crown, bridge o r plate
work in a day if necessary. Positively painless ex
tracting- Only high-clua*. scientific wor*.
W I S E D E N T A L C O ., I N C .
Beware of the Cough
th at h a n g s
on persistently,
rest ana
exhausting you with the violence
of the paroxysms. A few doses
of Piso’s Cure will relieve won
derfully any cough, no m atter
how far. advanced o r serious.
It soothes and heals the irritated I
surfaces, clears the clo rg ed air
passages and the cough disap
pears.
A t a ll d r a g f is ts ’, 2 5 eta.
breaking your n ig h t's
THE
T W O S E T O U T TOG ET HE R .
plea against* his u ltim a tu m .
B u t there
w as heroic firm ness in h e r soul, in spite
of the q u av er in her voice a s she said,
quiet ly :
“T h e n , N a th an iel, I m ust say It don’t
’pear to me ju s t nor C h ristia n , punishing
other folks because you couldn’t have your
own w ay. M ary E lle n ’ll cry h e rself sick.
T he very first T h an k sg iv in g in the new
house !”
“ I a in ’t p u n ish in g anybody, unless It’a
m yself, and I c a n 't help w hat M ary Ellen
.does.”
“ A nd Jo ey — h e’s been lo ttin g on It for
a m onth.
H e sets the w orld a n d all by
his g ra n ’pa.”
“ And I set by J o e y ; you know I do, bu t
I sh an ’t go back on my w ord. T h a t old
skeezicks a in ’t no more fit for s’lectm an
th a n a c a t. Show s m ighty poor judgm ent,
my opinion, s e ttin ' a m an up to ru n the
deestric’ th a t c a n ’t m anage his ow n busi
ness w ith o u t being sold up by the sheriff.
I m ust say, I ’m dis’pointed in D avid. I
give him credit fo r more sense.”
“ B u t now It’» done, your sta y in g aw ay
from T h an k sg iv in g a in ’t going to help
m a tte rs, as I see.”
“ W ell, if women a in ’t the beaters for
reasoning.
I s’pose now you c a n ’t see
it’s a m a tte r of principle.”
“ No, I c a n ’t, N a th a n ie l,” said his wife,
d eliberately p u ttin g aw ay h e r work. “ I
h a in ’t a n y call to have principles about
the s’lectm en, b u t I ’ve got a sight of
p rinciples a g 'in s t m aking o th e r folk» m is
erable when th e re 's no need, and I feel
called to go to M ary E llen ’s to dinner.
T h e re ’s pie in the b u t’ry, and doughnut»
an d cheese, and some of th a t cold spare-
rib. I guess you can m ake out for once.”
T he old m an got up stiffly, and slow ly
s tra ig h te n ed his back.
“ Oh. don’t tro u b le about me. M is’ M ar
tin ,” he said, s a rc a s tic a lly ; “ I dpssay I
can pick up a d in n e r good a s I deserve.
I never did lay much stre ss on »bow in'
your th a n k fu ln e ss by gorgin’.”
R a th e r to her su rp rise her husband
accom panied her, as u sual, to the m eeting
house, and sat through the service w ith
J o e y ’s little tow head snuggled u n d e r his
arm . B u t a fte r ra th e r o sten tatio u sly
helping her in to D avid’s buggy he tru d g
ed aw ay, deaf to M ary E llen ’s plea and
Jo e y 's im p erativ e “ G ra m p a w ! I w ant
my g ra m p a w !”
" H u s h , Jo e y ,” »aid his m other, " g ra n ’
pa ’ill come presently.
Now, m other,
do n ’t you fret. I know fa th e r, and he
a in ’t going to stick It out th e re alone ju s t
because he’s m ad a t lm vid. H e'll fivo
up if he th in k s nobody c ares.”
T he conviction of being a m a rty r for
p rinciple is very su sta in in g to hum an n a
tu re , but the effect Is w onderfully helped
by an audience. Mr. N a th an iel M artin
«xmlaudifd him self vigorously aa he turn-
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N one
M r. T . G o b b le r, J r . — I w o n d e r w h e re p u p a is ? H e h a s n 't been h o m e fo r
tw o d a y s.
S y m p a th e tic F r ie n d — W h y !
H a v e n ’t y ou h e a r d ?
l i e ’s h a d a s a d a c
c id e n t.
“ W a s th e a c c id e n t s e r io u s ? ”
“O h, q u ite s e rio u s, I a s s u r e you. l i e h a d h is h e a d c u t off, w a s b o ile d in
oil, d r a w n a n d q u a r te r e d , c u t in to s tr ip s a n d e a te n u p .”
“ W hy, t h a t 's to o had. W h e n d id th e s e s a d e v e n ts o c c u r? ”
“ T h e y a ll to o k p la c e y e s te rd a y . W o u ld y o u lik e to see w h e re h e ’s been
burled?”
“ O h, y es, in d e e d . L e t u s go a n d p a y o u r la s t re sp e c ts. Is It f a r ? ”
“ No, th e c e m e te ry is q u ite n e a r . C om e, l e t us s tro ll o v e r t h a t w a y .”—
C h ic ag o T r ib u n e .
ed the key in his door, brightened up the
fire, discarded his uncom fortable collar,
and settled snugly into the fe a th e r-c u sh
ioned c h air. H ow still the house was,
and how loud the clock ticked, and w hat
a lonesom e noise the te a k ettle m ade !
lie had fallen asleep in his c h a ir, and
s ta rte d up, bew ildered a t the sound of
soft, muffled blow s upon the door. Sm all
m ittened fists w ere beating upon It, and
J o e y ’s shrill voice d e m a n d ed :
“ G ram paw , I w ant my g r a m p a w !”
H e opened the door and c au g h t the
child in his arm s, saving, exultin g ly :
“ G ra n ’p a ’s boy ! Jo ey ’s come to din
n er w ith g ra n ’p a .”
“ No, me a in ’t,” said Joey, w riggling
to the floor; “ me ra th e r have d in n e r to
my house. W e dot tu rk ey , a n ’ plum pud-
din ’ a n ’ candy, a n ’ nuts, and lots of
fings. A n’ m ommy said bring gram paw .
P u t on your h a t, gram paw .”
" G ra n ’pa don’t w a n t any d in n e r; g ra n ’
He got no fu rth e r.
pa don’t feel------ ”
for the child b u rs t into howls of grief.
“ I w an t m ine d in n e r! Joey w a n ts to
go home,” he w ailed.
"T h e re , there, Jo e y ,” coaxed h is grand
f a th e r ; " g ra n ’p a ’U pop ye some c o rn :
g r a n 'p a ’ll fetc h ye some sw eet a p p le s :
Jo ey shall ta k e g ra n ’pa’s w atch.”
Bui
his blan d ish m en ts not only
failed to
soothe, but seemed actually to irritat*
the child to the unheard-of e x tent of de
d a r in g he w as a n aughty "k ra m p a w ,”
an d Joey d idn’t love him “ ’ta ll.” A fter
w hich o u tb u rst he re tu rn e d to his m onot
onous lam ent for home and d in n e r, until
in desperation his g ra n d fa th e r yielded to
his dem and.
“ W ell, then, come on," he said, try in g
to be s e v e re ; “y e r as set in y e r way
a s ------ ” he w aited an in s ta n t to pull up
his coat collar, and added, w ith a chuckle,
“ as I be.”
T h e tw o set o u t together, and from
the m in u te the gate clashed behind them
a com fortable seren ity began to settle
over the g ra n d fa th e r.
W ith Jo ey ’s h an d fa s t in his, an d the
fa t little legs in th e ir sca rle t casings,
try in g to keep step w ith his ow n. w ith
H a n n a h and M ary E llen and a T h a n k s
giving d in n er in prospect, it seemed a
very sm all m a tte r th a t his a n cien t enem y
had been chosen selectm an.
“ G ra m p a w 's good n o w ; g ra m p a w ’s all
p le a sa n t,” said Jo ey approvingly.
“ Yes, g ra n ’p a’s good now ,” assen ted
the old gentlem an, w ith a passing reflec
tio n on the p roverbial honesty of children
a n d fools.
I f there w as a shade of re serv atio n in
h is re p e n ta n ce , it vanished w hen M ary
E llen ra n to m eet hirn w ith open arm s,
and pronounced him a precious old d a rl
ing betw een vigorous k isse s; w hen he saw
H a n n a h ’s peaceful face ju s t inside the
d o o r; when D avid seized both his hands,
d eclaring it w ouldn’t have been T h a n k s
giving w ithout fa th e r, and Jo ey tangled
h im self about his legs, scream ing like a
little cock s p a rro w :
“ I fetched g ra m p a w !”
T h e ghost of the obnoxious politician
faded into nothingness, and thro u g h love
and la u g h te r and genial greeting the ob
scure text seemed singing itself to one of
the old rem em bered m lo d ie s:
“ T h fru it of righteousness is sown In
peace of them th a t m ake peace— th a t
m ake peace — th a t — m ake— p e a c e !” —
C h ris tia n A dvocate.
A
Q uery.
to— m aw , isn’t this w here you pinch my
leg or give me a kick under the table?
“ Is n ’t it nice,” said one of the guests,
“ to have a fam ily reu n io n like th is once
in a y e a r? ”
“ Y es,” responded U ncle Allen S parks,
saw ing aw ay energetically w ith his c a rv
ing knife, “ but when they come like this,
one a t a time, you can h ard ly call it a
reunion. T h is one seem s to be the fa th e r
of the one we had y e ar before la st and
the g ra n d fa th e r of the one we had last
y ear.”
B adleigh M ildude— H a d
a
horrible
dream la s’ night, did ye? W ot w uz it?
Saym old S torey— I drem pt th a t the big
feed the S alv atio n arm y people guv us
y istid d a y w uz all a d r e a m !
“ W h at seems to be the trouble, M rs.
H ighm us?” asked the doctor, w arm ing
his hands a t the ra d ia to r before feeling
her pulse.
“ T h a t’s w hat I w a n t you to tell me,
doctor,” said M rs. H ighm us. “ I t ’s e ith e r
i cold I cau g h t a t the football gam e or
it’s som ething I ’ve eaten th a t has d is
agreed w ith me.”
in
E v id e n c e ,
F u tu re
P eril.
M rs. H ighsom e— Yes. he’s the D uke of
T errified P a sse n g e r (on ocean lin e r) —
H uffhouse.
In speaking of him , you C ap tain , why is the steam er going so
know , of course, we use the term , his slow ly and using its search lig h t?
C a p ta in — Don’t be alarm ed , m ad am ;
grace-------
M rs. S uddyn-K lym er— Ilis grace? Why, the sh ip is in no danger. R u t in a fog
like th is we a re alw ay s likely to ru n into
he h a sn ’t any ! H e 's a regular’ lum m ix !
som ebody’s blooming old balloon uud make
M o th e rs w ill f in d M rs. W inslo*v*a S o o th in g a n a sty mess of it.
S y ru p thi* b e s t r e m e d y to u se ion t h e i r c h M r u
d u r i n g t h e t c u i h i u g p e r .o d .
C o l l a t e r a l F v ld e n e a .
Ilis indulgent g ran d m o th er had giveu
In a ll p ro b a b ility th e first a d m in is him a h a lf of a c u sta rd pie.
"Y ou seem to like it, Tom m y,” she said.
t r a tiv e a c t o f th e first r e g u la r go v ern -
“ Like i t ! ” exclaim ed Tom m y, tak in g it
m e tn w a s to n u m b e r Its fig h tin g m en aw ay from his face for a m oment, “je s’
nn«l to a s c e r ta in a s n e a r ly a s w a s p o s see how I ’m m ussin’ up my e a r s !” — C h i
s ib le w h a t a m o u n t o f ta x a tio n c o u ld be cago T rib u n e .
le v ie d o n th e re s t o f th e c o m m u n ity .
G o I i i k M in i O n e l l e t t e r .
A s h u m a n s o c ie ty g re w m o re h ig h ly
"Y o u r opponent,” they told him, “ !•
o rg a n iz e d th e r e c an be no d o u b t t h a t a
v e ry c o n sid e ra b le body o f official s t a Ifoing aro u n d the cou n try and kissing all
tile babies.”
tis tic s m u s t h a v e com e in to e x iste n c e .
“ T h a t’s an old dodge,” said the can d i
W e k n o w th a t su« h w a s th e c a s e in date. “ G entlem en, I shall do som ething
G reece, R om e a n d E g y p t, b u t It w a s a th u n d e rin g sig h t b e tte r th a n t h a t ! ”
n o t u n til w ith in th e la st tw o o r th re e
H ere he brought his fist down on the
c e n tu r ie s t h a t s y s te m a tic u se o f th e In table w ith a bang.
“ I shall cause it to be published bro ad
fo r m a tio n a v a ila b le beg an fo r p u rp o s e s
o f in v e s tig a tio n rath» r th a n m e re a d cast th a t I will m arry the young w oman
who brin g s out the biggest num ber of
m in is tr a tio n .— N ew Y ork A m e ric a n .
votes for m e! By the ju m p in g jingo. I ’ll
8t. Vitus’ Dance anil
rvnns Oiseuses perma wipe th a t baby kisser off the face of the
nently cared by Dr. i -Ino's G re a t Nerve Re e arth !”
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1'nlucky
Accident.
W I ni I o i u .
“ W h a t’s the trouble back th ere In the
B rid e -E le c t— M am m a in s is ts o n o u r sleeper?” asked the passen g er in
the
sm oking car.
h a v in g a s ty lis h c h u rc h w edding.
" L ittle m ixup betw een a New E n g lan d
G ro o m -E le c t— I w o n d e r w h y ?
B rid e -E le c t— S h e s a y s it w ill p ro b m a n u fa c tu re r and a L ouisiana su g ar
p
la
n te r,” said the a g ita ted conductor, ap
a b ly be th e la s t tim e I ’ll e v e r h a v e a
plying his handkerch ief to divers and
c h a n c e to show off in good c lo th e s.
su n d ry scratched places on h is face. “T hey
happened to have b erth s in the sam e sec
tion. an d they got to ta lk iu g ab o u t the
tariff.**
C For A Infants
S T and
O Children.
R! A
B e a d y a n d W ill In * .
“ F a t h e r , ” s a id th e y o u n g m a n wh®
h a d been fe e d in g n t th e p a r e n ta l tro u g h
fo r a n u m b e r o f y e a r s , “ I h a v e m a d e
u p m y m in d to p a d d le my ow n eano©
h e r e a f te r .”
“ I ’m c e r ta in ly d e lig h te d to h e a r It,
M rs. J e n n e r Lee Ondego— D id you have
f t f ib b ie i m i
II e s e u t n i « n f .
my so n ,” re p lie d th e old m an .
an enjoyable tim e y e ste rd a y ?
“Y ou may p u t th a t back in the shots
“ A nd f a th e r .” c o n tin u e d th e y. m., “ I
M rs. Selldom -IIolm e— Oh. dear n o ! W e
c a se !” said the indignant M rs. I>apslinj
w a n t to begin a t once, so k in d ly let r a t
w ere scared out of o u r w its. P oor little
to the m illiner. “ I w ouldn’t even w ear
h a v e $50 to b uy a c an o e a n d p a d d le .”
F ido nearly choked to death on a bone.
much less buy, a h a t nam ed in honor of
C. W. T .
th a t horrid m urderess, C h arlo tte C ord a
G i a n t T r e e o f H n n 'l n i i d ,
roy !”
T h e b ig g e st tre e In th e s o u th o f E n g
la n d is s a id to be th e K in g ’s O ak a t
R h e u m a tis m P r e s c r ip tio n .
T ilfo rd , w h ic h s ta n d s on th e v illa g e
T h e in c re a s e d u s e o f w h is k e y fo r
r h e u m a tis m is c a u s in g c o n s id e ra b le g re e n b e tw e e n tw o a n c ie n t b rid g e s o v e r
d is c u s s io n a m o n g th e m e d ic a l f r a t e r th e R iv e r W ey, a n d is som e 30 fe e t la
n ity . I t is a n a lm o s t in f a llib l e c u re j c irc u m fe re n c e n t a h e ig h t o f 0 fe e t
w h e n m ix e d w ith c e r ta in o th e r in g r e d fro m th e g ro u n d .
I t Is m e n tio n e d in th e c h a r te r of
ie n ts a n d ta k e n p ro p e r ly . T h e fo llo w - j
in g f o r m u la is e f f e c tiv e : “ T o o n e h a lf W a v e rle y A bbey, th e C is te r c ia n m on
p i n t o f good w h is k e y add o n e o u n c e o f ( a s te r y close by. now In ru in s , w h ic h
T o r is C o m p o u n d a n d o n e o u n c e o f S y r u p g a v e its n a m e to th e w o rk s o f S ir W a l
S a r s a p a r i l l a C o m p o u n d . T a k e in t a b l e te r S c o tt. T h is g ia n t tre e Is s till In
s p o o n fu l d o s e s b e f o r e e a c h m e a l and v ig o ro u s g ro w th .— L o n d o n C h ro n ic le .
b e f o r e r e t i r i n g . ’’
l rp - t o - L > a t e .
T o r is c o m p o u n d is a p ro d u c t o f th e |
T h e sm o o th -to n g u e d book a g e n t w a s
la b o r a to r ie s o f th e G lobe P h a r m a c e u
t i c a l C o., C h ic a g o , b u t i t a s w e ll a s th e scdling th e old f a r m e r a h u g e d ic tio n
o th e r in g r e d ie n ts , c a n be h a d fro m a n y ary.
“ B u t, look h ere, y o u n g m a n ,” p r o te s t
g o o d d r u g g is t.
J a i d
ed th e fa rm e r, “ th e r e d o n ’t soein to be
I 5-a r TU loojc Try rcxvoix,
r io N « Q u a r t e r * .
a n y a p p e n d ix In th is h e re d ic tio n a ry .
T h e fo llo w in g e x t r a c t fro m a lett«‘r All th e d ic tio n a rie s I e v e r suw h u d an
of th a n k s is c h e r is h e d by th e re c ip i a p p e n d ix .”
ent :
T h e w ily book a g e n t th o u g h t a m in
An
In terim ]
D ifficu lty.
“ T h e b e a u tifu l clock y o u s e n t u s cam e u te a n d th e n s a i d :
L ittle A rchie R ich ard s, a t th e close of
the T h a n k sg iv in g din n er, s a t a t the table In p e rfe c t c o n d itio n , a n d is now In th e
“ W hy, m y d e a r s ir, th is Is th e la te s t
sh elv e s, d ic tio n a ry . E v e ry la te d ic tio n a ry haa
w ith his face suffused w ith te a rs. H is p a r lo r on to p o i th e book
m other w as g re a tly troubled.
W ith a w h e re w e h o p e U see y o u soon, and th e a p p e n d ix re m o v e d .”
sw eet sm ile and w ith gentle in to n a tio n , y o u r h u s b a n d a lso , if he c a n m a k e it
A nd th e old f a r m e r w a s s a tisfie d a n d
she p u t one a rm a ro u n d h e r little baby c o n v e n ie n t.” — Y o u th ’s C o m p a n io n .
b o u g h t th e big book a t once.
boy and a s k e d :
" W h a t is it m am m a's little darling
w a n ts? ”
B u t "m a m m a ’s little d a rlin g ” continued
to cry.
M am m a m ade a n o th e r effort to find out
the trouble.
“ Does m am m a’s baby boy w an t some
more c ak e ? ” she asked.
“ N o’m ,” said the child, w hile the te a rs
continued to flow.
“ D oes he w ant some more pie?” she
fu r th e r inquired.
“ N o’m ,” he fu rth e r replied.
"W e ll,” said the m other, m aking a last
effort to reach his case, “ tell m am m a w hat
baby w a n ts.”
T h e little boy m anaged somehow to
say betw een sobs, “ I w a n ts some of this
out I'v e got in.”— L lp p in c o tt’s M agazine.
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T h e subject of dressing is ju s t now
much discussed.
P o p u la r ta ste for the T h an k sg iv in g sea
son inclines tow ard sage effects, som e
w hat stuffed In fhe w aist.
A co rrect cut a t thp present tim e de
pends upon the m aterial, w hether light or
dark, b u t a little of both, here and there,
is a neat com bination a t th is tim e of the
year.
C onventional ideas in trim m in g s are
popular.
T h e w ing is not so much favored ; but,
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T n a o i M aui
A f t e r ninth.
M rs. Ferguson called h e r husband out
to the dining room.
“ (»«•orge,” she dem anded, “ who a re all
those stra n g e rs you have brought here to
d in n e r? ”
"T h e boys down a t the office,” he said.
“ I ’d like to know w h a t th is so rt of p e r
form ance m e a n s!”
" I t m eans, I*aura.” answ ered M r. F e r
guson, w ith a look of c a st iron d e te r
m in a tio n on his face, “ th a t there Isn’t
going to he any of it left to serve u p a t
every meal for fhe next six days— not th is
year, by jucks !”
M r. T u c k e r ( a f te r the com pany has
been s e rv e d )— Tom m y, w hat p a rt w ill
you have?
T om m y— I ’ll ta k e the drum stick, of
coarse. T h a t's w hat you told me I was
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it —s e a m l e s s s c h o o l s h o e s ! T h e y a r e
s tr o n g a n d stu r d y , h a v e s e a m le ss up p ers, t o u c h
s o le s and d o u b le lea th e r to e s . B y L:r th e mot*»
«Jum ble an d lu stin i; s h o e s o b ta in a b le .
SpcciaL M erit" S e a m le s s S c h o o l S h o e s " w e a r
llk,[ " " " • , I b e y w e a r ju st t w i c e a s Io n « j s
o r d in a r y s h o e s w ith s e a m s.
M ade in : ’I s ty le s a n d s iz e s , fo r e v e r y d a y a n d
S u n d a y w e a r —f o r h o y s a n d u ir ls .
* o u r d e a ler w ill s u p p ly y o u ; if n ot,
v r i t e t o u s . I.oofe f o r th e M ayor
I rado M any c n th e s o le .
f 'R h . i : If y o u w ill sen«! u s t h e n a m e e f a
d e n le i w h o d u e s t i n t h a n d l e S p e c ia l M e rit
S c h o o l S h o e * , w e w ill t e n d y o u Iri-r p ——
P j M , a h r u tif tf iil p i c t u r e o ( G t o r g e n r Mai
W a a h i n a t o n , aixe 15*28. .s ta le w h i c h p i c t u r e
y o u w a n t.
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W * • • * « m a k e I n d l n o I a d y .S h o e s ,
l l o n o r h i l t S h o e s . M a rth a W a s h i n y t o n
C o m f o r t S h o e s j o d \ . m u C u s h io n
S h o es.
F. Mayor B oot ty Shoe Co,
île V/laida Ihn carvmg knife v/iLh gle©
T hen poaeea baffled and duteeæed
sSo do noi blame the Kaet if he
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