Catarrh N e e d « A ll o i si. C O M IN G H O M E . “ T never hhw anybody an cool, solf- ' possessed, am i quick to act in tim e of T h e w h o le f a r m s o r t o f s p r e a d s I ts e lf In o n e trem en d o u s g rin , On© o f th e moist c o m m o n o f b lo o d d is ­ iim ninent danger aa th a t man G lobbs.” T h o o ld h o u se so m e h o w lo o k s a s b r ig h t a s e ase « , is m u c h a g g ra v a te d i , v th e s u d d e n “ < ’hauffeur?” If ’t w a s n ew a g in ; c h a n g e s o f w e a th e r a t th is tim e o f “ N o ; ju s t u common pedcatrian.*' A n d T o w s e r 's h a r k in ’ ro u n d t h e p la c e a s y e ar. B eg in tr e a tm e n t a t o n c e w ith f r is k y ms a p u p , A n d D e x te r h a s to w o rk to k eep h is h e e ls H o o d 's S a rs a p a r illa , w h ic h effects r a d ­ D e e l u r e t l Off. fro m k ic k in ’ u p ; ic a l a n d p e r m a n e n t c u re s . T h is g re a t R v e n t h e o ld re d c o w h a s g o t so m e g in g e r S a id l i e — l> a rlin g , w e h a v e b e en en m e d ic in e h a s re c e iv e d oo,” g e p ed fo r six m o n th s. D on’t y ou th in k A n d M In o th h e e r r 's ".M s ln g ln ’ a t h e r w o rk t h e w a y it is a b o u t tim e w e w ere g e ttin g n m r 4 0 ,3 C 6 T e stim o n ia ls s h e u s e d to do ; I My h e a d 's a s lig h t us w h e n It h a d m o re in tw o y e a rs , w h ic h p ro v e its w o n d e rfu l Pled? t h a t c h u p o n th e d o m e — S a id S h e — W ell, I ’m w illin g to be A n d w h y ? W h y , I t's T h u n k s g l v la ’ D a y ; th e eM icacy in p u rify in g a n d e n ric h in g th e c h il d r e n 's c u m in ’ hom e. b lo o d . B e s t fo r all b lo o d d is e a s e s . m a r r ie d J u s t a s soon a s y ou c a n p ro ­ I n u s u a l liq u id fo rm o r c h o c o la te d t a b l e t s v id e m e w ith a hom e. T h e y ’re c o rn in ' ho m e ! T h e y 'r e c o in in ' h o m e ! k n o w n us S a r s a t a h s . luo d o s e s $l. T h e y 'r e c o rn in ’ h a c k to d a y , S a id lie — T h a t bein g th e case, I s u p T o m a k e t h e o ld p la c e lik e It w a s a fo r e p o se I a m to c o n sid e r th e e n g ag e m e n t th e y w e n t a w a y ; Ilia M o ll t e a M lau n d e r a l o o d . A nd D a n 'l l le x v e h is B o s to n s to r e a n d N o d'll b ro k e n . “ O u r p a sto r is such a th o u g h tfu l m an .” le a v e hlg s to c k s , A nd J o h n 'I I s to p a d r a w In ' p l a n s fo r b u ild ln ' said M rs. J e u n e r b ee Ondego. “ W han J tiiiip ln if a t a C o n c lu s io n . c it y b lo ck s, he ia going to p reach h m issionary ser­ “ W h at sort of play is th is ? ” asked the A nd M a ry 'U le a v e h e r N ew Y o rk h o u se , w ith mon and tak e up a collection for the a ll Its h ig h to n e d s tu ff, man who had ju s t come in and tuken hi* h e ath en he alw ay s an n o u n ces it tw o or bt‘ii i. th re e S u n d ay s beforehand.” T h e question was answ ered by a man A nd co m e d o w n h e re a n d s a y I t’s H o m e a n d p le n ty g o o d e n o u g h . j nam ed Olson, who happened to be sittin g « lie W 'uw n't S k e p t i c a l . A nd t h e r e 'll he b o y s a n d g i r l s a ro u n d J e st next to hi in. Y o u n g L ju I. v 1 h e la st b re a d I g o t o f lik o t h e r e u s e d to b o -~ “ Ay ta n k ------ ” T o m a k e It re a l T h a n k s g lv l n ' D a y f o r M o th y o u w a s 80 h a rd I c o u ld n ’t e a t It. “ O, it’s a ta n k dram a, is it? ” — C h i­ e r a n d f o r me. B a k e r (I n d ig n a n tly ) Y oung la d y , I cago T ribune. T h a n k s g lv i n ’ D a y ! P o k e u p th e fire s a n d w a n t y o u to kn o w t h a t I m a d e b re a d m ak e th e o v en s hum ; b e fo re y o u w ore born. I ' l d r e m e l y l(iirt> . T h o t u r k e y s , r o a s t in ' in th e p a n s , a r e s p u t- t ’r ln ' " H a v e th e y c o m e ? ” Y oung L a d y —O h, I d o n ’t d o u b t It. I “ W hile I was dow ntow n,” said M rs T h e p u d d ln ’s k n o c k in ' a t t h e lid a n d b u b ­ th in k th a t w a s so m e o f It y o u Hold me. La paling, laying aside her w raps. “ I saw b lin ’ “ A re th e y h e r e ? ” a w onderful old violin in a music store. T h e m in c e p ie s w a v e t h e i r flag s o f s te a m : l*olut o f V i e w . ihe k ettle lead« a cheer. T h e clerk said it w as w orth $5,ose you woulc ago. W ouldn’t he be a dandy colleetoi T h e l i t t l e f o lk s a r u n n ln ' ’r o u n d a n d luffin' repeal th e law o f g ra v ita tio n if you could.’ of cam paign c o n trib u tio n s !”— Chicagc In t h e i r p la y “ N o : th a t's alw ay s rigidly enforced T rib u n e. W o n ’t seem D a n 's hoy a n d M a ry 's g ir l, b u t s im p ly D a n a rid M ay. I t ’s only the dead le tte r law s I ’m a fte r.' I SAD ACCIDENT TO MR T. GOBBLER. SR. 0 T h e r e is s c a r c e ly a n y o n e , n o m a t t e r h o w v i g o r o u s a m i h e a l t h y , w h o d o e s n o t n e e d a t a n s o m e t im e s . I .ittle p h y s ic a l ir r e g u la r itie s u p s e t th e s y s t e m , t h e a p p e t i t e f a ils , d i g e s t i o n is p o o r, t h e b o d y t o ls t i l e d a n d w o rn o u t , a n d o t h e r u n p l e a s a n t s y m p t o m s K>VL* w a r n i n g t u a t t h e s y s t e m i s d i s o r ­ d e r e d a n d n e e d s a s ista n c e - t o w a r d o ff, p e r h a p s , s o m e s e r io u s s ic k n e s s o r a i l m e n t . S. S . S . is r e c o g n iz e d e v e r y w h e r e a s t h e b t -t o f a l l to n i c s , n a t u r e ’s m e d ic in e , m a d e e n t i r e l y o f h e a l i n g , c l e a n s i n g , i n v i g o r a t i n g r o o ts a n d h e r b s , a s y s te m ic re m e d y w ith o u t a n e q u a l. S. S . S . h a s th e a d d itio n .il v a lu e o f b e i n g t h e g r e a t e s t o f a ll b lo o d p u r if ie r s , f t re -e s ta b lis h e s th e h e a lth y c irc u ­ l a t i o n o f t h e b ! ..... !, r i d s t h e b o d y o f t h a t t i r e d , w o r n - o u t f e e lin g , im p r o v e s t h e a p p e t i t e a n d d i g e s t i o n , a n d b r i n g s alx> ut a r e t u r n o f h e a l t h t o th o s e w h o s e s y s t e m s h a v e b e e n w e a k e n e d o r d e p le te d . S. S . S. a c ts m o re p ro m p tly a n d p l e a s a n t l y t h a n a n y o t h e r m e d ic in e , a n d t h o s e w h o a r e r u n d o w n in h e a l t h s h o u ld c o m m e n c e i t s u s e a t o n c e . I t w ill t h o r o u g h l y p u r i f y t h e b lo o d a n d to n e u p t h e s y s t e m . S . S . S . is a d m i r a b l y s u i t e d f o r a s v s t e m i c r e m e d y b e c a u s e i t is f r e e fr o m m i n e r a l s ; i t m a y b e u s e d w i t h o u t h a r m f u l r e s u l t s b y p e r s o n s o f a n y a g e , a n d n o u n p l e a s a n t e f f e c ts e v e r fo llo w . I I In tho M issio n Sunday S ch ool. A nd w e 'll f o r g l t t h a t w i n t e r ’s co m e w ith a ll I ts sjnow a n d co ld , F o r g lt t h e n e x t w e e k ’s lo n e s o m e n e s s , f o rg lt w e ’re g i f t i n ’ o ld . A nd J e s t be y o u n g a s w h e n our heads w e r e n ’t n ig h so w h ite a s f o a m —■ T h a n k H o d f o r I ll s T h a n k s g iv in * D ay ! T h e c h il d r e n ’s c o rn in ’ h o m e ! — J o s e p h <’. L in c o ln , In th e S a t u r d a y E v e n ­ g P o s t. •5* •{ in ••!— 5--5* •$~;--;--¡-d**i**i**§**í**{**}*»í**$"í**5**»’ T e a c h e r— A nd w h a t do yo u su p p o se *11 th e a n im a ls d id d u rin g th o s e fo rty days in th e a r k ? S m a rty W illia m s — T h e y J u s t lo a fe d o f th e W e ll-In fo rm e d o f th e W o rld h a s * ro u n d a n d s c r a tc h e d th e m selv e s. a lw a y s b e e n fo r a s im p le , p le a s a n t S a n d y T o o le ( d is d a in f u lly ) — C h u ck a n d e ffic ie n t liq u id la x a tiv e re m e d y o f it, S m a r ty ! W h a t’d th e y s c r a tc h for. k n o w n v a lu e ; a la x a tiv e w h ic h p h y s i­ w hen th e r e w a s o n ly tw o fle a s? — T h e * c ia n s c o u ld s a n c tio n fo r fa m ily u s e B o h em ian. By E m ily H u n tin g to n M iller. because Its c o m p o n e n t p a r t s a r e t Q u ite th e C o n tra ry . k n o w n to th e m to b e w h o le so m e a n d M rs. U psom e— Is your de n tist one of V*-j- *’c *5* tr u l y b e n e fic ia l la e ffe c t, a c c e p ta b le the “p a in le ss” kind? M rs. O ylw ell—N ot a t all. H e ’s so to th e s y s te m a n d g a n tle , y e t p ro m p t, H e w as m ending his h a rn e ss in the 1m ■ym pathetic th a t he says it h u rts him In a c tio n . m aculate kitchen, a piece of b u rla p over 1 ju s t as much as it does me. the knees of his second-best pantaloons, In s u p p ly in g t h a t d e m a n d w ith its and a n o th e r uuder his feet to catch any G reat O b jector. e x c e lle n t c o m b in a tio n o f S y r u p o f S tree t P rea c h er— O, my friends, when possible litte r. Ilis w ife s a t by the w in­ F ig s a n d K llx ir o f S e n n a , th e C a li­ G abriel blows liis tru m p et w hat will you dow, re-enforcing his y a rn m itte n s w ith f o r n ia F ig S y r u p C o. p r o c e e d s a lo n g be doing? a s to u t w oollen patch. She pushed up e th ic a l lin e s a n d r e lie s o n (h e m e r its Voice (from o u ts k irts of crow d) — her spectacles, dropped her hands in her o f th e la x a tiv e fo r i t s r e m a r k a b le W aiting for M ontgom ery W ard to serve lap, and w as s ta rin g a t him in am aze­ an in ju n ctio n on h im !— C hicago T rib u n e. m ent a s she s a id : su ccess. “ A in’t going to M ary E llen ’s to T h a n k s ­ T h a t Is o n e o f m a n y r e a s o n s w h y giving ! F o r the la n d ’s sake, fa th e r, you E x iilu I n liiK It. S y r u p o f F ig s a n d E lix ir o f S e n n a is T he tortoise had won the race. m ust be crazy !” “ I got sense enough to know my own “ I d id n ’t h a lf try ,” said the hare, w ith g iv e n t h e p r e f e r e n c e b y th e W ell- 1 told D avid if 1 a yaw n. " W h a t’s the use? W e’re not mind, ’te u n y ra te . In f o rm e d . 'To g o t Its b e n e fic ia l e ffe c ts heerd of him ’lectloneeriug fo r ’Ila s tu s allowed to bet on races now, a n y w ay .” a lw a y s b u y th e g e n u in e — m a n u fa c ­ F rom which it is a p p a re n t th a t the D o rran ce fo r s’lectm an, 1 w ouldn’t go tu r e d by t h e C a lif o r n ia F ig S y r u p C o., real facts in the case w ere suppressed.— nigh his house, and l cal’la te to do as I said. Y’ou m ight as well save yo u r b reath o n ly , a n d fo r s a le b y a ll le a d in g C hicago T ribune. to cool yo u r porridge. 1 sh’d s’pose you d r u g g is ts . P r ic e lifty c e n t s p e r b o ttle . R e a s s u r i n g 111m. knew by th is tim e l a in ’t one to be argy- “ M adam ,” said the guard on the S outh fied o u t of my ’pinions.” H e w ent ou punching holes In the bit OW A lt I) 1 ;. IlU ItT O ii.—A ssay o r a r i C hem ist, Side elevated, “ th is is the sm oking c a r.” “ T h a t’s all right, conductor,’ said the of leather, every fe a tu re of his old face L eadville, Colomuob S p ecim en p ric e s: b o ld , S ilver, 1. uil, ¡3*1 : Hold, S ilv e r .17• ; Hold, ftVc ; Zinc or self-possessed m atron, tak in g a seat, ra d ia tin g th a t mild obstinacy so much C upper, VI. C \a n Ido ten 's. M ailin g en v elo p es a n d full price list ¡i.m toii a p p licatio n . C ontrol a n d U m ­ j “ D on’t apologize. I know it’s d irty , but more hopeless th a n vigorous resolve. He pire w ork s o lid led. lte tu re u c e : C a rb o n a te I sa \ one c an ’t expect a sm oking c a r to be a did not expect a reply. F o r fifty years liom il i ’uuk. j fro n t p a rlo r.” — C hicago T ribune. his w ife had accepted his decisions w ith ­ out controversy, and he w as surprised A p a r tm e n t H o u s e A m e n itie s . th a t she should have offered the gentlest T h ird F lo o r R e n te r— W hen you buy coffee why don’t you have the grocer Men who cannol stop , g rind it for you? lor a roiny day.- will' F o u rth F lo o r R en ter— W hen you buy find the greatest v\ ' a chuck f^Peak why d on’t you get the comlorl and freedom/- i b u tch er to ham m er the daylights o u t of it of bodily movement fo r you? - ir> \O W E |? o The General D em an d I A Martyr tor Principle. H 0UT0FD00RW0RKE 1 i W i S ta le . hSH V 90 WATERPROOF., OILED CLOTHING SUCKERS 5 J°_° SUITS Every garment bearing / Ihe sign of fhe fish ' * guaranteed waterproof C atalo g free A j TOwCP CO BOSTON USA ■ ■ ■ ’ t, -• --'O C** S tu b b — T h a t old S e n a to r Is a lw a y s ; to llin g a n c ie n t jo k e s a n d b o a s tin g o f h is fa m ily tre e . P e n n — H ’m. I th in k h is fa m ily tr e e m u s t h a v e b een a c h e s tn u t. G ood aa T lie lr W o rd . “ D id those new grocers keep th e ir prom ­ ise th a t they would ‘c ut your grocery bills in h a lf’?” j “T hey did. They send th e ir bills twice I a m onth.” — C hicago T ribune. M ai l l y H a ttled . T h e tim id youug w oman, who had let­ te rs of intro d u ctio n to the g re a t man, had ventured to onll. “ You are so busy, judge,” she said, “ th a t I — I h esitated ab o u t d isturbing you. IIow niapy— er— days in the work do you w eek?” C h ild re n XV. J j . D o u g l a s m a k e s a n d s e l l s m o r e m e n ’s 8 3 . 0 0 a n d 8 3 . 5 0 s h o e s t h a n a n y o t h e r m a n u f a c t u r e r in t h e w o r l d , b e ­ c a u s e t h e y h o l d t h e i r s h a p e , fit b e t t e r , and w ea r lo ng er th a n any o ther m ake. Shoes at All Prices, for Every Member of the Family, Men, Boys. Women. Misses 4 Children W.L.Douglas $4.00 and $5.00 Gilt Edge Shoes cannot be equalled at any price. W. L. Douglas $2.00 and $2.00 shoes are the beat in the world F a s t C o lo r K y e le tn l 'ned Karel uní r e ly . U * T a U c N o S i ii tx i l ti ii e . VV. L. Dougin, nume and price is starfiped on bottom. Sold art of t h e _____ _____ _______ V. L. DOLIOLAS, 15A Spark St.. Brockton. Mass. In F a s h io n . C h ild re n h a v e becom e th e fa s h io n , a s s e r ts a p e rio d ic a l t h a t c a lls Its e lf th e W o rld a n d H is W ife. I t Is th o s m a r t th in g to s it a t m e a t w ith th e m , to p a y d e fe re n c e to th e ir o p in io n s, to e n c o u ra g e th e m in t h e ir in g e n o u s flip­ p a n cies. T h a t is an im p ro v e m e n t on th e d re a d fu l ty r a n n y o f o u r g r a n d f a th e r s a n d g r a n d m o th e r s ; b u t th e w h eel h a s tu r n e d a l ittl e to o fa r. F a t lie . H am let had finished his soliloquy, and the cqrious bystanders w ere w aitin g to see w hat he would do next. ”-No,” they said, a t last. “ H e isn’t going to do it. Ite ta lk s eloquently about com m itting suicide, but he lacks the sand. N o th ing doing;” T h u s it a p p ea rs th a t the original H am ­ let, like all his subsequent im ita to rs, was merely ta lk in g for effect.— C hicago T rib ­ une. I^ n o v rs B et e r N ow . “ I f you wish to have everybody for y our friend,” counseled h e r elderly ad­ viser, “d on’t be a ta lk e r ; be a liste n er.” I t w as not u n til a fte r she had secured a job as telephone girl in the c en tra l office th a t she found out w hat a m istake she had made in ta k in g the advice literally. P a ra lle l C ase. “ My observ atio n ,” said the sage, “ leads me to the conclusion th a t th e more w e alth one gives aw ay the more w ealth one haa.” “ I t ’» ju s t exactly the sam e w ay w ith k isses.” w hispered one o f his listeners, a d em u re little miss who w as s ittin g by a big man w ith a beard. Is your rr©nth sim ila r in any wsv to th e ahovet If •o no need to w*»tr a wobbly, unusable r*»*vt iial plate er ill-fitting. ordinary bridge work. Tho Dr. V\' ise system of ** t e e t h w i t h o u t P L A T E S ’ The reeid- of 21 years' experience, th e new way of replacing teeth In th e iro u th - te e th In fact, teeth In tppenrance. teeth to chew your food upon, as you lid m on your n atu ral ones Our force is «o ornan- ired we can do your e n tire crown, bridge o r plate work in a day if necessary. Positively painless ex­ tracting- Only high-clua*. scientific wor*. W I S E D E N T A L C O ., I N C . Beware of the Cough th at h a n g s on persistently, rest ana exhausting you with the violence of the paroxysms. A few doses of Piso’s Cure will relieve won­ derfully any cough, no m atter how far. advanced o r serious. It soothes and heals the irritated I surfaces, clears the clo rg ed air passages and the cough disap­ pears. A t a ll d r a g f is ts ’, 2 5 eta. breaking your n ig h t's THE T W O S E T O U T TOG ET HE R . plea against* his u ltim a tu m . B u t there w as heroic firm ness in h e r soul, in spite of the q u av er in her voice a s she said, quiet ly : “T h e n , N a th an iel, I m ust say It don’t ’pear to me ju s t nor C h ristia n , punishing other folks because you couldn’t have your own w ay. M ary E lle n ’ll cry h e rself sick. T he very first T h an k sg iv in g in the new house !” “ I a in ’t p u n ish in g anybody, unless It’a m yself, and I c a n 't help w hat M ary Ellen .does.” “ A nd Jo ey — h e’s been lo ttin g on It for a m onth. H e sets the w orld a n d all by his g ra n ’pa.” “ And I set by J o e y ; you know I do, bu t I sh an ’t go back on my w ord. T h a t old skeezicks a in ’t no more fit for s’lectm an th a n a c a t. Show s m ighty poor judgm ent, my opinion, s e ttin ' a m an up to ru n the deestric’ th a t c a n ’t m anage his ow n busi­ ness w ith o u t being sold up by the sheriff. I m ust say, I ’m dis’pointed in D avid. I give him credit fo r more sense.” “ B u t now It’» done, your sta y in g aw ay from T h an k sg iv in g a in ’t going to help m a tte rs, as I see.” “ W ell, if women a in ’t the beaters for reasoning. I s’pose now you c a n ’t see it’s a m a tte r of principle.” “ No, I c a n ’t, N a th a n ie l,” said his wife, d eliberately p u ttin g aw ay h e r work. “ I h a in ’t a n y call to have principles about the s’lectm en, b u t I ’ve got a sight of p rinciples a g 'in s t m aking o th e r folk» m is­ erable when th e re 's no need, and I feel called to go to M ary E llen ’s to dinner. T h e re ’s pie in the b u t’ry, and doughnut» an d cheese, and some of th a t cold spare- rib. I guess you can m ake out for once.” T he old m an got up stiffly, and slow ly s tra ig h te n ed his back. “ Oh. don’t tro u b le about me. M is’ M ar­ tin ,” he said, s a rc a s tic a lly ; “ I dpssay I can pick up a d in n e r good a s I deserve. I never did lay much stre ss on »bow in' your th a n k fu ln e ss by gorgin’.” R a th e r to her su rp rise her husband accom panied her, as u sual, to the m eeting house, and sat through the service w ith J o e y ’s little tow head snuggled u n d e r his arm . B u t a fte r ra th e r o sten tatio u sly helping her in to D avid’s buggy he tru d g ­ ed aw ay, deaf to M ary E llen ’s plea and Jo e y 's im p erativ e “ G ra m p a w ! I w ant my g ra m p a w !” " H u s h , Jo e y ,” »aid his m other, " g ra n ’­ pa ’ill come presently. Now, m other, do n ’t you fret. I know fa th e r, and he a in ’t going to stick It out th e re alone ju s t because he’s m ad a t lm vid. H e'll fivo up if he th in k s nobody c ares.” T he conviction of being a m a rty r for p rinciple is very su sta in in g to hum an n a ­ tu re , but the effect Is w onderfully helped by an audience. Mr. N a th an iel M artin «xmlaudifd him self vigorously aa he turn- <£? NATURE’S Q b PERFECT TONIC THE SWIFT SPECIFIC CO., ATLANTA, GA. A H avorinj}. It m a k e , a e y ru p b e t t e r t h a n M a p le . ot S o ld b y grocers. N one M r. T . G o b b le r, J r . — I w o n d e r w h e re p u p a is ? H e h a s n 't been h o m e fo r tw o d a y s. S y m p a th e tic F r ie n d — W h y ! H a v e n ’t y ou h e a r d ? l i e ’s h a d a s a d a c ­ c id e n t. “ W a s th e a c c id e n t s e r io u s ? ” “O h, q u ite s e rio u s, I a s s u r e you. l i e h a d h is h e a d c u t off, w a s b o ile d in oil, d r a w n a n d q u a r te r e d , c u t in to s tr ip s a n d e a te n u p .” “ W hy, t h a t 's to o had. W h e n d id th e s e s a d e v e n ts o c c u r? ” “ T h e y a ll to o k p la c e y e s te rd a y . W o u ld y o u lik e to see w h e re h e ’s been burled?” “ O h, y es, in d e e d . L e t u s go a n d p a y o u r la s t re sp e c ts. Is It f a r ? ” “ No, th e c e m e te ry is q u ite n e a r . C om e, l e t us s tro ll o v e r t h a t w a y .”— C h ic ag o T r ib u n e . ed the key in his door, brightened up the fire, discarded his uncom fortable collar, and settled snugly into the fe a th e r-c u sh ­ ioned c h air. H ow still the house was, and how loud the clock ticked, and w hat a lonesom e noise the te a k ettle m ade ! lie had fallen asleep in his c h a ir, and s ta rte d up, bew ildered a t the sound of soft, muffled blow s upon the door. Sm all m ittened fists w ere beating upon It, and J o e y ’s shrill voice d e m a n d ed : “ G ram paw , I w ant my g r a m p a w !” H e opened the door and c au g h t the child in his arm s, saving, exultin g ly : “ G ra n ’p a ’s boy ! Jo ey ’s come to din ­ n er w ith g ra n ’p a .” “ No, me a in ’t,” said Joey, w riggling to the floor; “ me ra th e r have d in n e r to my house. W e dot tu rk ey , a n ’ plum pud- din ’ a n ’ candy, a n ’ nuts, and lots of fings. A n’ m ommy said bring gram paw . P u t on your h a t, gram paw .” " G ra n ’pa don’t w a n t any d in n e r; g ra n ’­ He got no fu rth e r. pa don’t feel------ ” for the child b u rs t into howls of grief. “ I w an t m ine d in n e r! Joey w a n ts to go home,” he w ailed. "T h e re , there, Jo e y ,” coaxed h is grand f a th e r ; " g ra n ’p a ’U pop ye some c o rn : g r a n 'p a ’ll fetc h ye some sw eet a p p le s : Jo ey shall ta k e g ra n ’pa’s w atch.” Bui his blan d ish m en ts not only failed to soothe, but seemed actually to irritat* the child to the unheard-of e x tent of de d a r in g he w as a n aughty "k ra m p a w ,” an d Joey d idn’t love him “ ’ta ll.” A fter w hich o u tb u rst he re tu rn e d to his m onot­ onous lam ent for home and d in n e r, until in desperation his g ra n d fa th e r yielded to his dem and. “ W ell, then, come on," he said, try in g to be s e v e re ; “y e r as set in y e r way a s ------ ” he w aited an in s ta n t to pull up his coat collar, and added, w ith a chuckle, “ as I be.” T h e tw o set o u t together, and from the m in u te the gate clashed behind them a com fortable seren ity began to settle over the g ra n d fa th e r. W ith Jo ey ’s h an d fa s t in his, an d the fa t little legs in th e ir sca rle t casings, try in g to keep step w ith his ow n. w ith H a n n a h and M ary E llen and a T h a n k s ­ giving d in n er in prospect, it seemed a very sm all m a tte r th a t his a n cien t enem y had been chosen selectm an. “ G ra m p a w 's good n o w ; g ra m p a w ’s all p le a sa n t,” said Jo ey approvingly. “ Yes, g ra n ’p a’s good now ,” assen ted the old gentlem an, w ith a passing reflec­ tio n on the p roverbial honesty of children a n d fools. I f there w as a shade of re serv atio n in h is re p e n ta n ce , it vanished w hen M ary E llen ra n to m eet hirn w ith open arm s, and pronounced him a precious old d a rl­ ing betw een vigorous k isse s; w hen he saw H a n n a h ’s peaceful face ju s t inside the d o o r; when D avid seized both his hands, d eclaring it w ouldn’t have been T h a n k s ­ giving w ithout fa th e r, and Jo ey tangled h im self about his legs, scream ing like a little cock s p a rro w : “ I fetched g ra m p a w !” T h e ghost of the obnoxious politician faded into nothingness, and thro u g h love and la u g h te r and genial greeting the ob­ scure text seemed singing itself to one of the old rem em bered m lo d ie s: “ T h fru it of righteousness is sown In peace of them th a t m ake peace— th a t m ake peace — th a t — m ake— p e a c e !” — C h ris tia n A dvocate. A Q uery. to— m aw , isn’t this w here you pinch my leg or give me a kick under the table? “ Is n ’t it nice,” said one of the guests, “ to have a fam ily reu n io n like th is once in a y e a r? ” “ Y es,” responded U ncle Allen S parks, saw ing aw ay energetically w ith his c a rv ­ ing knife, “ but when they come like this, one a t a time, you can h ard ly call it a reunion. T h is one seem s to be the fa th e r of the one we had y e ar before la st and the g ra n d fa th e r of the one we had last y ear.” B adleigh M ildude— H a d a horrible dream la s’ night, did ye? W ot w uz it? Saym old S torey— I drem pt th a t the big feed the S alv atio n arm y people guv us y istid d a y w uz all a d r e a m ! “ W h at seems to be the trouble, M rs. H ighm us?” asked the doctor, w arm ing his hands a t the ra d ia to r before feeling her pulse. “ T h a t’s w hat I w a n t you to tell me, doctor,” said M rs. H ighm us. “ I t ’s e ith e r i cold I cau g h t a t the football gam e or it’s som ething I ’ve eaten th a t has d is­ agreed w ith me.” in E v id e n c e , F u tu re P eril. M rs. H ighsom e— Yes. he’s the D uke of T errified P a sse n g e r (on ocean lin e r) — H uffhouse. In speaking of him , you C ap tain , why is the steam er going so know , of course, we use the term , his slow ly and using its search lig h t? C a p ta in — Don’t be alarm ed , m ad am ; grace------- M rs. S uddyn-K lym er— Ilis grace? Why, the sh ip is in no danger. R u t in a fog like th is we a re alw ay s likely to ru n into he h a sn ’t any ! H e 's a regular’ lum m ix ! som ebody’s blooming old balloon uud make M o th e rs w ill f in d M rs. W inslo*v*a S o o th in g a n a sty mess of it. S y ru p thi* b e s t r e m e d y to u se ion t h e i r c h M r u d u r i n g t h e t c u i h i u g p e r .o d . C o l l a t e r a l F v ld e n e a . Ilis indulgent g ran d m o th er had giveu In a ll p ro b a b ility th e first a d m in is ­ him a h a lf of a c u sta rd pie. "Y ou seem to like it, Tom m y,” she said. t r a tiv e a c t o f th e first r e g u la r go v ern - “ Like i t ! ” exclaim ed Tom m y, tak in g it m e tn w a s to n u m b e r Its fig h tin g m en aw ay from his face for a m oment, “je s’ nn«l to a s c e r ta in a s n e a r ly a s w a s p o s­ see how I ’m m ussin’ up my e a r s !” — C h i­ s ib le w h a t a m o u n t o f ta x a tio n c o u ld be cago T rib u n e . le v ie d o n th e re s t o f th e c o m m u n ity . G o I i i k M in i O n e l l e t t e r . A s h u m a n s o c ie ty g re w m o re h ig h ly "Y o u r opponent,” they told him, “ !• o rg a n iz e d th e r e c an be no d o u b t t h a t a v e ry c o n sid e ra b le body o f official s t a ­ Ifoing aro u n d the cou n try and kissing all tile babies.” tis tic s m u s t h a v e com e in to e x iste n c e . “ T h a t’s an old dodge,” said the can d i­ W e k n o w th a t su« h w a s th e c a s e in date. “ G entlem en, I shall do som ething G reece, R om e a n d E g y p t, b u t It w a s a th u n d e rin g sig h t b e tte r th a n t h a t ! ” n o t u n til w ith in th e la st tw o o r th re e H ere he brought his fist down on the c e n tu r ie s t h a t s y s te m a tic u se o f th e In­ table w ith a bang. “ I shall cause it to be published bro ad ­ fo r m a tio n a v a ila b le beg an fo r p u rp o s e s o f in v e s tig a tio n rath» r th a n m e re a d ­ cast th a t I will m arry the young w oman who brin g s out the biggest num ber of m in is tr a tio n .— N ew Y ork A m e ric a n . votes for m e! By the ju m p in g jingo. I ’ll 8t. Vitus’ Dance anil rvnns Oiseuses perma­ wipe th a t baby kisser off the face of the nently cared by Dr. i -Ino's G re a t Nerve Re­ e arth !” S tatistics. storer. 8unapslinj w a n t to begin a t once, so k in d ly let r a t w ere scared out of o u r w its. P oor little to the m illiner. “ I w ouldn’t even w ear h a v e $50 to b uy a c an o e a n d p a d d le .” F ido nearly choked to death on a bone. much less buy, a h a t nam ed in honor of C. W. T . th a t horrid m urderess, C h arlo tte C ord a G i a n t T r e e o f H n n 'l n i i d , roy !” T h e b ig g e st tre e In th e s o u th o f E n g ­ la n d is s a id to be th e K in g ’s O ak a t R h e u m a tis m P r e s c r ip tio n . T ilfo rd , w h ic h s ta n d s on th e v illa g e T h e in c re a s e d u s e o f w h is k e y fo r r h e u m a tis m is c a u s in g c o n s id e ra b le g re e n b e tw e e n tw o a n c ie n t b rid g e s o v e r d is c u s s io n a m o n g th e m e d ic a l f r a t e r ­ th e R iv e r W ey, a n d is som e 30 fe e t la n ity . I t is a n a lm o s t in f a llib l e c u re j c irc u m fe re n c e n t a h e ig h t o f 0 fe e t w h e n m ix e d w ith c e r ta in o th e r in g r e d ­ fro m th e g ro u n d . I t Is m e n tio n e d in th e c h a r te r of ie n ts a n d ta k e n p ro p e r ly . T h e fo llo w - j in g f o r m u la is e f f e c tiv e : “ T o o n e h a lf W a v e rle y A bbey, th e C is te r c ia n m on­ p i n t o f good w h is k e y add o n e o u n c e o f ( a s te r y close by. now In ru in s , w h ic h T o r is C o m p o u n d a n d o n e o u n c e o f S y r u p g a v e its n a m e to th e w o rk s o f S ir W a l­ S a r s a p a r i l l a C o m p o u n d . T a k e in t a b l e ­ te r S c o tt. T h is g ia n t tre e Is s till In s p o o n fu l d o s e s b e f o r e e a c h m e a l and v ig o ro u s g ro w th .— L o n d o n C h ro n ic le . b e f o r e r e t i r i n g . ’’ l rp - t o - L > a t e . T o r is c o m p o u n d is a p ro d u c t o f th e | T h e sm o o th -to n g u e d book a g e n t w a s la b o r a to r ie s o f th e G lobe P h a r m a c e u ­ t i c a l C o., C h ic a g o , b u t i t a s w e ll a s th e scdling th e old f a r m e r a h u g e d ic tio n ­ o th e r in g r e d ie n ts , c a n be h a d fro m a n y ary. “ B u t, look h ere, y o u n g m a n ,” p r o te s t­ g o o d d r u g g is t. J a i d ed th e fa rm e r, “ th e r e d o n ’t soein to be I 5-a r TU loojc Try rcxvoix, r io N « Q u a r t e r * . a n y a p p e n d ix In th is h e re d ic tio n a ry . T h e fo llo w in g e x t r a c t fro m a lett«‘r All th e d ic tio n a rie s I e v e r suw h u d an of th a n k s is c h e r is h e d by th e re c ip i­ a p p e n d ix .” ent : T h e w ily book a g e n t th o u g h t a m in ­ An In terim ] D ifficu lty. “ T h e b e a u tifu l clock y o u s e n t u s cam e u te a n d th e n s a i d : L ittle A rchie R ich ard s, a t th e close of the T h a n k sg iv in g din n er, s a t a t the table In p e rfe c t c o n d itio n , a n d is now In th e “ W hy, m y d e a r s ir, th is Is th e la te s t sh elv e s, d ic tio n a ry . E v e ry la te d ic tio n a ry haa w ith his face suffused w ith te a rs. H is p a r lo r on to p o i th e book m other w as g re a tly troubled. W ith a w h e re w e h o p e U see y o u soon, and th e a p p e n d ix re m o v e d .” sw eet sm ile and w ith gentle in to n a tio n , y o u r h u s b a n d a lso , if he c a n m a k e it A nd th e old f a r m e r w a s s a tisfie d a n d she p u t one a rm a ro u n d h e r little baby c o n v e n ie n t.” — Y o u th ’s C o m p a n io n . b o u g h t th e big book a t once. boy and a s k e d : " W h a t is it m am m a's little darling w a n ts? ” B u t "m a m m a ’s little d a rlin g ” continued to cry. M am m a m ade a n o th e r effort to find out the trouble. “ Does m am m a’s baby boy w an t some more c ak e ? ” she asked. “ N o’m ,” said the child, w hile the te a rs continued to flow. “ D oes he w ant some more pie?” she fu r th e r inquired. “ N o’m ,” he fu rth e r replied. "W e ll,” said the m other, m aking a last effort to reach his case, “ tell m am m a w hat baby w a n ts.” T h e little boy m anaged somehow to say betw een sobs, “ I w a n ts some of this out I'v e got in.”— L lp p in c o tt’s M agazine. Tin Kind You Have Always Bought IF I do rvoL Jocye rc\y Head ESŒIMT BÁKIÑCPOWDER Egg-Phosphate T h n n k s t f l \ I imc T h a n k s g iv in g a m a J o y o u s d a y T h r o u g h o u t d is m ig h ty n a tio n , B u t on o n e p o in t a Inn it it I W o u ld la k so m e in fo h in a tI o n . W h y Is It d a t a lw a y s , w h e n W e s h o u ld feel in o s' e n r a p t u r e d , W e h a n k e r fo h d e p ie c e o b tu 'k e jr S o m e o t h e r n lg g a n c a p tu r e d ? The F a sh io n N otes. T h e subject of dressing is ju s t now much discussed. P o p u la r ta ste for the T h an k sg iv in g sea­ son inclines tow ard sage effects, som e­ w hat stuffed In fhe w aist. A co rrect cut a t thp present tim e de­ pends upon the m aterial, w hether light or dark, b u t a little of both, here and there, is a neat com bination a t th is tim e of the year. C onventional ideas in trim m in g s are popular. T h e w ing is not so much favored ; but, on the o th e r hand, the whole bird is fre ­ quently seen. A fte r d in n e r toilets a re w orn w ith a loose belt.— New York T im es. A FULL POUND 25c. “SPECIAL MERIT” T n a o i M aui A f t e r ninth. M rs. Ferguson called h e r husband out to the dining room. “ (»«•orge,” she dem anded, “ who a re all those stra n g e rs you have brought here to d in n e r? ” "T h e boys down a t the office,” he said. “ I ’d like to know w h a t th is so rt of p e r­ form ance m e a n s!” " I t m eans, I*aura.” answ ered M r. F e r­ guson, w ith a look of c a st iron d e te r­ m in a tio n on his face, “ th a t there Isn’t going to he any of it left to serve u p a t every meal for fhe next six days— not th is year, by jucks !” M r. T u c k e r ( a f te r the com pany has been s e rv e d )— Tom m y, w hat p a rt w ill you have? T om m y— I ’ll ta k e the drum stick, of coarse. T h a t's w hat you told me I was vSCIIOOt SHOES Id not a a Cd U » r » t SEAM LESS SCHOOL SHOES C C H O O L S H O E S w it h o u t s e a m s —th in k o f ^ it —s e a m l e s s s c h o o l s h o e s ! T h e y a r e s tr o n g a n d stu r d y , h a v e s e a m le ss up p ers, t o u c h s o le s and d o u b le lea th e r to e s . B y L:r th e mot*» «Jum ble an d lu stin i; s h o e s o b ta in a b le . SpcciaL M erit" S e a m le s s S c h o o l S h o e s " w e a r llk,[ " " " • , I b e y w e a r ju st t w i c e a s Io n « j s o r d in a r y s h o e s w ith s e a m s. M ade in : ’I s ty le s a n d s iz e s , fo r e v e r y d a y a n d S u n d a y w e a r —f o r h o y s a n d u ir ls . * o u r d e a ler w ill s u p p ly y o u ; if n ot, v r i t e t o u s . I.oofe f o r th e M ayor I rado M any c n th e s o le . f 'R h . i : If y o u w ill sen«! u s t h e n a m e e f a d e n le i w h o d u e s t i n t h a n d l e S p e c ia l M e rit S c h o o l S h o e * , w e w ill t e n d y o u Iri-r p —— P j M , a h r u tif tf iil p i c t u r e o ( G t o r g e n r Mai W a a h i n a t o n , aixe 15*28. .s ta le w h i c h p i c t u r e y o u w a n t. .. W * • • * « m a k e I n d l n o I a d y .S h o e s , l l o n o r h i l t S h o e s . M a rth a W a s h i n y t o n C o m f o r t S h o e s j o d \ . m u C u s h io n S h o es. F. Mayor B oot ty Shoe Co, île V/laida Ihn carvmg knife v/iLh gle© T hen poaeea baffled and duteeæed sSo do noi blame the Kaet if he G et it fro m y o u r G ro c e r M U .W Al C i. l.W lH .U .N lIN FO R ROYS and G I R L S