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W IZARD O F P I N E 8TREET. U N C LE S A M — “A Remedy That Has Such Endorsements Should B e la Every H o m e ." V iew o f the P e rso n a lity of K. H. H s r - rinauu en d H ie Am bition . Thom pson o f A n g st's. It Is the story of Thompson—of Thomp- . son, tbs hero of Angel's. Frequently drunk was Thompson, but always polite to the stranger; Light and free was the touch of Thomp son upon his revolver; Great the mortality incident on that lightness and freedom. Yet not happy or gay was Thompson, the hero of Angel's; Often spoke to himself la accents of anguish and sorrow: “ Why do I make the graves of the friv olous youth who In folly Thoughtlessly pass my revolver, forget ting its lightness and freedom? "W hy In my daily walks does the sur geon drop his left eyelid. The undertaker smile and the sculptor of gravestone marbles Lean on his chisel and gaze? I care not o’ermuch for atteution; Simple am I In my ways, save for this lightness of freedom.” Election Returns That Interest A ll Parties. llhym es o f the Season. When the summer time has ended and the saucy autumn breeze Gets to toying with the leaves on ail the brilliant colored trees, A.h, 'tis then the hearts grow lighter and the spirits start to rise, When the frost is on the pumpkin and the pumpkin's in the pies. When the days are growing shorter the birds have gone away, And the corn is growing riper in fields from day to day, There's a rosy glow pervading all hazy nutumn skies, When the frost is on the pumpkin the pumpkin’s in the pies. and the the and When the hammocks have been put away and open cars are gone, And you never see a tennis flayer chas ing on the lawn, When the college people gather and you hear the football cries, Then the frost is on the pumpkin and the pumpkin's in the pies. You recall with lots of pleasure all the summer days could give, But since the autumn days have started, then you know 'tis joy to live, As four mouth begins to water, and there's gladness in your eyes, When the frost is on the pumpkin and the pumpkin's in the pies. —Chicago Chronicle. C uring Cato o f Disease, Diseased seed oats nre now medt- cuted while passing through elevators, a number of the gruin elevators of Indiana having been equipped for the purpose. The peculiar ailment to which oats are most susceptible is known as “ smut” und unless treated such oats produce very iuferior crops. However, the disease can be cured quite easily, and the medicament Is Bimply formaldehyde, that much- abused germicide. • To treat the oats a veritable drop or chute about three feet square and forty to fifty feet high Is prepared, on the inside of which are placed shelves or deflectors sloping downward, alternat ing on two opposite sides from top to bottom. As the gruin drops from the top it Is thrown from side to side by the deflectors and thus thoroughly mixed. By means of a small steam pump the formaldehyde is then thrown, In the form of a tins spray, against the fulling grain near the top of the drop. By the time the grain rer.clies the bottom It is thoroughly moistened, being allowed to remain In this condition several hours, after which It Is run through the drop a second time, with a blast of cold air replacing the stream of formaldehyde spray, by which it is thoroughly dried. So spake that pensive man— this Thomp son, the hero of Angel's; Bitterly smiled to himself as he strode through the chaparral musing. “ Why, oh, why?” echoed the pines In the dark olive depth far reaound- ing. “ Why, Indeed?" whispered the sage brush that bent 'neath his feet, non-elastic. Pleasant Indeed was that morn that dawned o'er the barroom at An gel's, Where In their manhood's prime was gathered the pride of the hamlet. Six “ took silgar In theirs," and nine to the barkeeper lightly Smiled as they said, “ Well, Jim, you can give us our regular fusel.” Suddenly as the gray hawk swoops down on the barnyard, alighting Where, pensively picking their corn, the favorite pullets are gathered, So In that festive barroom dropped Thompson, the hero of Angel's, Grasping his weapon dread with his pristine lightness and freedom. Never a word he spoke; divesting himself of his garments, Danced the war dance of the playful yet truculent Modoc, Uttered a single whoop, and then in the accents of challenge Spake, “ Oh, behold in me a Crested Jay Hawk of the mountain!” R U. Uarrtman's recent acquisition of control o f the Atchison, Topeka and Santn Ke, discloses bis tremendous ambition to control the entire com merce o f the West. In "A Corner* la the Pacific Railroads,” In the World’s Work, l\ M. Keys gives the following Intímale account o f blm: In fits office at 120 Broadway, New York, be worked as few of the wealthy men o f the country have ever worked. Day after day, week after week, month after month, he labored at his task. At bis desk In the big inside office he was to be found at almost any working hour. H e Is a small man, very slightly built, narrow-chested, delicate in appearance. A t his desk he Is a regular whirl wind for energy. He goes through his correspondence and through the hun dred reports that reach him at a pace that Is not rfValed In any office on Wall street— the region of speed. His sten ographers must keep tne pace. He has a small army o f them, and, report says, they work In relays. He can keep them all busy. H e Is one of the most rapid thinkers In the street, and bis action is as quick as his thought. Between 18117 nnd 1000 Mr. Harrl- man mastered the detail of his rail roads. No one who does not know the detail of a railroad can understand what this means. Through those years he watched the growth of the traffic of his roads and all of their competi tors. He learned to Judge of the com parative advantages o f declaring war nnd of declaring peace with his rivals lu the Western markets. He measur ed with a caretul eye the chances of successful war and profitable peace In the rich valleys o f the coast, where big Oregon lines met the lines of J. J. IIlIl, and out on the plains of Nebras ka, where his traffic agents met the agents o f the Burlington, the North western and the St. Paul. He mas tered the rate problem. He followed close upon the heels of J. J. Hill, that master of cheap trans portation. He Imitated Mr. Hill's meth ods, and It Is said that he Improved upon them. Sometimes, by cutting rates, he fought his great antagonist on the north, oometlmes, by a traffic truce, by a Joint schedule, even by the surrender o f a market, he placated him. Always, say the Western rail road men, for every yard he yielded he gained two. Quiet, persistent, aggressive, subtle, he spread his empire Into the north, pushing In the outposts of the Burling ton, the Northern Pacific and the Great Northern. He gathered traffic from all fields, competitive and non competitive; made markets where no markets had been before; helped the great desert develop; nursed Portland and San Francisco Into great power. He made the Union Pacific and the Union Pacific made him. K w ok Tim ber V s e s l. Across tbs grest Iskss la Canada there lies one of the world's largest reserves of timber. In spite o f the tariff Imposed much of this timber is to-day coming to the United States. Tbs forests o f tbs Dominion are begin ning to yield abundantly. More than 100.000. 000 feet of pine sawljga and square timber, during a recent season, were cut upon territory held under timber license from the crown. Much o f Canada’s timber land hns not yet even been explored. In the newly developed districts o f Algoma. which are close to the great lakes, it Is estimated that there are more thnn 100.000. 000 cords of spruce and pulp wood, while in the districts o f Thun der Bay and Rainy River there are nearly 200,000,000 cords more. A belt at least 3.000 miles long la believed to exist In Canada between Alaska and the Atlantic. It has beyn estimated that, at the present rate o f cutting, the greatest timber resources of the United States — those of the Pacific coast— will be exhuusled In less than half a century. The animal cut o t shingles and lumber In these regions is 4,500,000,000 feet. The standing timber In Washington, Oregon and northern California at present Is twice that of the original timber lands of the northern woods. Washington produces nbout as many feet of shingles and other lumber a# Oregon and California together. This State is noted tor Its shingles, there being more than 1,000 shingle mills within its borders. A t Tacoma are lo cated the largest sawmills In the United States. About B ird's-Eye Maple. For hundreds o f years lumbermen and cabinet-makers have been study ing to learn whut causes maple wood to assume the mottled and spotted form known as “ bird’s-eye.” In a hundred rock maple trees perhaps one Is a bird's-eye. Nobody can pick the specific tree out by Inspecting the bark or the manner of growth. You mag have to chop 2U0 trees before you find one, but It is worth the sacrifice. Fact Is, the woodpeckers make all the bird's-eye maple there Is In the world. In flying ub/iut the woods they come to a rock maple tree that yields very sweet sap In the season when sap lit running. Most birds like sweets— woodpeckers are very fond of sugar. Having found a tree yielding a large per cent of sugar, the birds peck holes In the trunk and tuen stand against the bark and drink the sup as It oozes out. After the sap has ceased to flow and the trees have leaved out new wood und bark form In those small holes. The pecking and sap-gathering goes on for years until the tree, having given up so much snp to the birds, be gins to furnish Quid containing leas sugar. In ten or twelve years after the birds quit n tree the holes are all grown up und nobody can pick out the big bird's-eyes from other trees that APRON W A S H IN G T O N WORE the woodpeckers did not visit.— New In te r e s tin g M ason ic R elic O w n ed b y York Sun. Com e N ow O w n Up Y o u d o n 't like those g ra y hairs, do y o u ? A n d y o u r hus band c ertain ly d o esn ’t like them . T h e n w h y not tr y a bottle o f A y e r ’s H a ir V ig o r ? It restores c o lo r to gra y h air e v e r y tim e, all the d eep , rich co lo r o f e a r ly life. A n d It c u re s d a n d ru ff also. “ I certainly believe that Ayer's Heir Vigor . j a splendid preparation for the heir end scalp, for ( heve uaed It more or less for six years. I can cheerfully recommend It to any one in need o f such a preparation.” — Mas. K a t k H o y t , Minneapolis. Miun. A Msds b v Í . O.AyerCo., Lowell, Mass, ▲iso manufboturers of 9 sarsaparilla . E merrv PECTORAL. A t the M arket Price. “ Baron, what did you give your boya for birthday presents?” “ Soldiers.” “ And your daughter?” “ I bought her one, too— a lieutenant.'* — Fliegeude Blaetter. For forty year’s Plsos Cure for Con- gumption has cured coughs and oolda. At druggists. Price 25 cents No Im provem ent on Nature. Irate Patient— Here! you told me these false teeth would be just aa good as natural ones, and they hurt me hor ribly. Painless Dentist— Well, didn't your natural ones hurt you?— Le Rire. ■gC SB B liaglE H is L a s t B e a t. The editor of the Funkville Pesti lence had stood the taunts of the Vila opposition as long a » be could. Ha finally armed himself and waited on his loathsome contemporary. "W here’s the editor?’ he shouted, as the office boy opened the door. "H e's dead. Shot hlmaelf laat night.” "Scooped again, by snakes!"— Cleve land Leader. MALLEABLE IRON STUMP PULLERS Fastest, lightest and Htrongest -Slump Puller on the market. 11» Horne power on the sweep w>th two burs»*. Write tor descriptive catalog and prices. __— — ---------------- ■ ■ kfclHKSON M A C H IN E R Y CO. Foot of Morrison Street E . / Ì e tà / / i c J A 7 C O U C M T/O A J • • • • • • • Otp this out, return to us with the names and addresses of yourself and two of your friends, and the date when you will probably enter a business college, and we will credit you with 15.00 on our 965.00 scholarship. Our school offers exceptional advantages to students of Business, Shorthand. 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M others w ill And Mrs. W inslow ’s Soothing Syrup the best rem edy to use fo r th eir ch ildren d u rin g th e toothin g period; When one has spent a day or more [ in visaing at a friend’s house, ordinary j courtesy demands that, on one’s return home, a note shall be written promptly to the hostess thanking her for her pleas ant hospitality. Portland. Oregon ^ __ TOWXB CANADIAN 00., Ltd. Dr. C, Gee Wo $100 Rew ard, $100. WONDERFUL HOME TREATMENT T h e readers o f this paper w ill be pleased to lea rn that there is at least one dreaded disease This wondt rful Chi ne e Due tor Is call, d that science has been able to cure in a ll lta great because he cures Then rose a pallid man—a man sick with stages, and th a t is Catarrh. H a ll’s C atarrh people without opera fever and a^ue; Cure is the o n ly p ositive cure know n to the tion ihnt are given up m e d ica l fra tern ity . Catarrh bein g a constitu Small was he, anil his step was tremu to die. He cures with those wonderful Cal tio n a l disease, requires a constitu tion al treat Made o f Ebony. lous, weak and uncertain; m s* herbs, roots, buds, ment. H a ll’ s Catarrh Cure is taken in te rn a lly , A Massachusetts gentleman met a harks aud vegetables Slowly a Derringer drew and covered a c tin g d ir e c t ly upon the blood and mucous ' False Faces. that are entirely un surfaces o f th e system, thereby destroying the colored man who had recently worked the person of Thompson; “ What becomes of all the false known to medical sci- ______________ _ fo u n d a tio n o f the disease, , and g „ _____ iv in ‘ g the wa for him, and Into whose family, says faces?” asked the city salesman. “ Who Said In his feeblest pipe, “ I ’m a Bald- ence lu th's c >ni ry. Th. o.ign - he use of this* tien t stre n g th by b u ild in g up ptl the con stitu te din constitution hurmlehB remedies this fnintU H do'tor knows - beaded Snipe of the Valley.” aud assisting na'ture o in g its w ork . T h e ig n atu re in d doin the Boston Herald, a girl baby bud : wears them? There are lots of them the H C ilo u o f over 500 differ« ni remedies which proprietors have so much fa ith in its cu rative h>* successfully uses in differ« n diseases. He come shortly before. pow ers th a t th e y otter One Hundred Dollars made. A trip on the elevated roads As on its native plains the kangaroo, gu irunt« ettocu rec i a rh. asthma, lung, thr a , lo r any case that thaf it fails * ‘ to ‘ ehre. ‘ Bend * fo r lis t ‘ rheuma lsm, nervousness, stomach, liver; kid “ Whnt have you named her?” asked gives peeps Into many doors where onials. of testim on ials. neys, etc.; has humlreds of testimonials. startled by hunters, Mr. Green, on being told by the father dozens of workmen do nothing year Charges moderate. (Jail ai<d see him. Patients Address. F. J. C H E N E Y «S i CO., Toledo, O. Leaps with successive bounds and hur a L o d g e in Illin o is. out of the city write for hlankr and c rculars. Sold by druggists, 75c. of the addition to his family. . 1 in and year out but make false faces, Head stamp. CO N SU LTA TIO N FulfiK. ries away to the thickets, H airs Family Pills are the best. Theory o f Fronch W alter. What Is considered one of the most “ Dat's whnt we can't 'ride on,” was j The output must be sufficient to ena So leaped the Crested Hawk and, quiet “ I have a theory about dyspepsia Interesting possessions of Masonry In M o v in g Cheeae. Address TH E C. 6EE WO CHINESE MEDICINE CO the reply. “ I wants her name Clara ble the entire population to go about ly hopping behind him. the world Is the property of the lodge and indigestion,” said the head waiter “ Will you sturt the cheese this way, and my old woman wants It Nettle.” 162!£ first St., S. f. Cor. Morrison Ran and occasionally shot that Bald- dressed for a continuous carnival. On In a French restaurant, "that I think of Leroy, 1 1 1 . It Is the apron worn by please,?” said the thin boarder at din headed Snipe of the Valley. "W ell, then,” suggested Mr. Green, Mention paper. PORTLAND, OREGON. Thanksgiving and a few other fete General George Washington, first Pres ought to he considered by sufferers ner. “ why don’t you call her Clarinet?” days masks are In demand, but the Vain at the festive bar still lingered the blent of the United States, when en from stomach compluints. I believe “ It’s not lime for cheese yet,” said “ I declare, Marse Green,” said the rest o f the time most o f us are con P. N. U. No. 45-190S people of Angel's, gaged In the ceremonies o f the order. | that much o f this class of trouble Is the fat boarder. colored man, admiringly, "dat Is pur- tent to show our natural countenances. Hearing afar In the woods the petulant The apron Is of white silk and the due to people's persistency In eating “ No, but if you start it now it will tler dan either o f ’em.” pop of the pistol; That comparatively light local trade, H E N w ritin g to advertiser« p lea s* I embroidery of Innumerable emblems of I the sume kind of bread for weeks, probably get here by the time I ’m Meeting bis colored friend several mention this paper. I even when swelled by the year round Never again returned the Crested Hawk the order Illustrates needlework talent months und sometimes years, without ready for it.” — Yonkers Statesman. weeks later, Mr. Green was amused to of the mountains; trade of small shops In populous dis a change. o f a high order. It was given to the hear him say, "W e's named her Clari tricts, leaves a tremendous quantity Never again was seen the Baldhaaded organization by a member, O. A. "Now, nobody does that with any net.” Snipe of the Valley. of false faces to be acAunted for.” — other kind of food; meat, for instance, Whitehead. Send posta l fo r New York Press. T w o Sunsets P er Day. Yet In the hamlet of Angel’s, when truc '"B oo k o f Almpst as Interesting Is a letter writ or vegetables, or fruit or other des There Is only one place In the world ulent speeches are uttered, ten April 4, 1865, by John Walcott, sert. Yet the average man will eat Presents * When bloodshed and life alone will atone A K in g 's P u n c tu a lity . where the sun sets twice daily, and the same kind of breud twice or even who received the apron from hit for some trifling misstatement. All men agree In the abstract that that Is at Leek, 111 Staffordshire. The grandfather, Oliver Walcott, one of the three times a day and think himself reason of this Is that a Jagged moun "punctuality is the soul of business,” Maidens and men in their prime recall signers of the Declaration of Inde wise. The stoniuch, unless It Is of ex the last hero of Angel's, tain Is situated to the west o f the but few act up to the maxim with the traordinary constitution, will naturally Think of and vainly regrst the Bald- pendence. town, and in the evening the sun sets strictness of the king of the Belgians. headed Snipe of the Valley 1 The letter states that the apron was get tired of tills monotony and refuse behind It and darkness conies on. Then Wherever or however he may travel, — Bret Harte. brought to the United State« by the properly to digest this eternal bread. the first sunset occurs, the gas lamps whether the visit be of business, pleas Marquis de Lafayete and presented to Then the bread eater knows he has Send ure or ceremony, he Is punctual, not lit, and apparently night has set in. dyspepsia and starts on a course of NOVEL B U T T O N FASTENER. General Washington. But It hag not, for in the space of an only to the hour, but to the minute— for K < Oliver Wolcott was the Senior W ar dieting—generally sticking religiously hour or so the sun reappears again it might also be said to the second. Secures the B uttons So th at T h ey Can den of the' Masonic lodge o f which to the same old bread— that most often right a- 'B e Q u ick ly Detached. through the opening at the side of the And yet his majesty is never seen to Washington was a member, and after leaves him In worst plight than ever. One of the latest novelties patented mountain and daylight again appears. consult a watch. But his familiars "There are many varieties o f bread way. It’s the death of the latter the apron was Artificial lights are extinguished .and know that his habit of passing his Is a novel button fastener, shown In given to Mr. Wolcott. It has since — corn, rye, whole wheat, graham, Bos purer and daylight again prevails, until the sun hand along his flowing beard Is only the illustration below, and which Is been handed down from generation to ton brown, aerated, barley, Vienna and designed to be used again descends below the opening, and a device for glancing at a small watch more efficient generation, until It finally reached the French bread. All of these differ in to secure the but the second sunset occurs and night w^ich he wears fastened to his wrist. the making and the material, and If, lodge room In Leroy. than any Bak- tons to the garment — London Globe. cornea to stay. the average man would only take a According to the Wolcott letter, the so that they can turn at some o f them for a change | ing Powder that be quickly detached apron Is about 155 years old. from Ills regular loaf he would find On the upper flap of the apron is a costs three times whenever desired. himself healthier and happier.” — New The buttons used human eye embroidered In gray silk York Sun. as much. on wash vests and and surrounded by a many pointed star. Below Is shown a representation A S e lfis h M o n o p o ly . similar garments 25 oz. for 25c. Tw o men were discussing monop are generally sew o f an altar of blocked stone. In the ed on in the usual foreground on the extreme sides are olies, one maintaining that there are A ll grocers two pedestals o f gothic style and on' both good and bad monopolies, and Button. K.ad,ir i>©- manner, but when top o f each Is a glove resting In a sup that those he wus connected with are When the j'oints are sore and swollen, and the muscles throbbing with the taeh.d. the garment la distinctly o f the good sort. Then, says pain of Rheumatism, relief must be had at once, and it is natural to rub the washed the buttons are usually porting frame. Jaques M fg . Co. Haf-way to the background two the Now York Tribune, he proceeJeJ affected parts with liniments, oils, etc. This treatment does good in a way, damaged In aome way. To e f C hicago by temporarily relieving the pain and reducing the inflammation, but has no fectually wash and iron a waab vest prsts, connected at the top by a clrcu to Illustrate what a bad monopoly Is, effect on the disease itfiUi, because Rheumatism is more than skin deep; it the buttons sboulg be removed before !ar frame, support a standing figure of and to show the nature of a bad mo is in the blood and cannot be tubbed away. Rheumatism is brought on by the cleaning process. Tbis entails con n woman supposed to represent Jus nopolist: There was a young man In the South indigestion, weak kidneys, poor bowel action, stomach troubles and a gen siderable work, which Is overcome In tlce. On each side are embroidered who went one summer on a visit to eral sluggish condition of the system. The refuse and waste matters, which the novel button fastener shown here. th e G re a te s t C o n d itio n e r a n d S to c k F a tte n e r kn o w n . swords and other objects. A t the rear some relatives In the North. On his should be carried off through the nat- ' HOR8E8 d o m o re w o r k on less feed. COWS g iv e m o re and richer h ile at w o r k fo r the F. O. A P . S . B . The button must be o f special design, m ilk. HOQ8 g r o w and fa tten qu icker i f giv en this fo o d . of the altar the Bible, with page, return he sought out another young Ural avenues of bodily waste, are in W the s w a m p y region , I contracted having an eye which is inserted M A K E S P IG 8 G ROW , GOOD FOR 8TUNTCD C A L V I8 . left to sour and form uric acid and R heum atism an d w a s com pletely help through a buttonhole or eyelet hole on opened at the gospel of 8t. John, Is man, and said, impressively; I ha ve Iteen fe e d in g Pru ssian Stock Food to my thoroughbred swine. Itglres then fo r a b o u t fo u r m onths an d spent an a p p e tite and m akes th e p igs gro w . . J I ali also tried It on stunted calves with sedate» other irritating poisons which are ab less "Look a-bere, I understand that you over $160.00 w ith doctors, b u t got w orse one side o f the garment, and the fas seen, and on both sides nnd above are to r y re s u lt* V. W . UKOOM K, E lgin , Neb. sorbed by the blood, making it thin, e very day, an d fin ally qu it them and be tener secured to the button eye on the burning candles. Outside the main took advantage of my absence from Prussian Remedy Co., Si. Past, Nias. 8. a. I took a fe w bottlee and weak and acrid. Then instead of g w a a n s 8. cured sound an d w e ll. M y health other side. The fastener Is very small, pillars are shown various other em town last month to go calling on Miss nourishing the different nerves, mus is n o w sp lendid, and I w e ig h 179 POMI LAND SCfD CO.. Portland. Oregon. Coast Agents Idem« of Mssonry, such as a miniature Henrietta Brown.” pounds. T h ere Is a la d y liv in g near me being a little longer In length than the | cles, joints and tissues it fills them w “ You are mistaken," the other man h o la n o w ta k in g S. S. 8. fo r acute iliirmeter o f the button, and is made representation o f Noah's ark, an an R heum atism . F or tw o m onths she eould With poison to produce the aches, chor, ladder, beehive, hand o f Justice answered. “ It Is her sister, Miss We do crown and bridgework without pa'n. tu rn h e rs e lf in bed, b u t since b e gin of spring wire to Insure elasticity. The pains and other disagreeable symp n not Our in years’ experience In plate work en in g y o u r m edicine about three w eeks base la perfectly straight, terminating nnd scales, vessels of Incense nnd a Clarissa Brown, that I've been calling ables us to Mt your mouth comfortably. Dr. toms of the disease. Rheumatism ago has im proved rap id ly , and Is n ow M .” W. A. VA Ise has found a safe way to extract able to sit up. I can cl recommend 8. - 8. 8. “ In a coll spring at one end, the free floe ting band. At the base of the is usually worse in Winter for the to front o f the altar are seen additional a ll su fferin g fro “ Well, sir,” said the first, “ that “ Rheum utism . teeth absolutely without pain. Dr. T. P. ends of the wire meeting equidistant TJlah, N . O. W ise is an expert at gold tilling and crown 8. C. L A S S I T E R . reason that cold and dampness are makes no difference. I'v e got my eye In the center o f the emblema, such as a shovel, pick, and brhlgework. Kxtrartmg free when exciting causes. The nerves become I w a s se ve rely tro ubled w ith R haum a- from the coll. trowel, corner stone, hour glass, on both them girls.” plates or bridges are « rd red. npper portion the wire Is bent Into a tism . I h ad it in m y knee*, leys and excited and sting with pain, the mus ankles, and a n y one w h o has e v e r had scythe, compass, etc.— Cincinnati Com cles are sore and drawn, the joints R heum atism k n o w s h o w e x cru cia tin g half loop, which engages with the eye mercial-Tribune. G e n e r o s it y . p ain is a n d h ow it interferes w ith of the button, the end o f the wire be swollen and stiff and the sufferer the Beggar— Pardon, air, but tbis nickel one at w o rk . I w a s tru ly in ba d shape- DENTI STS lives in intense agon y; and if the havinff been bothered w ith It fo r ten ing deflected to prevent the sharp you gave me ia lead. H e W a s M a d , A ll B ig h t . e a rs, off an d on. ▲ local physician a d edges from catching In and Injuring Benevolent Old Man— Why, ao it ia! disease is not checked it often leaves y vised Falling Bldg., Third and Washington Sts. me to use 8. 8. 8. I did so. A fte r Judge Richard W. Clifford la prover its victims helpless cripples for life. ta k in g tw o bottles I noticed the sore the garment. As well understood, the bial for bla original humorous stories, Well, keep it, my man, as a reward of Open evenings till » o'clock. Sundays from ness and p a in w ere g re a tly reduced. I fastener is used by passing the eye of your honesty.— Le Journal. • to 12. Or Ma o »«9. Rheumatism cannot be rubbed away con tin ued the medicine and w a s thor and one of his latest Is told o f a cor but it can be driven from the blood o u gh ly cured; a ll p ain, soreness and in the bntton through a buttonhole or pulent German who came rushing flam m ation ro n e . I recommend 8. 8. 8. eyelet hole in the garment and clasped ] by S. S. S. Being a perfect blood to a ll R hsum atio sufferers. Into the circuit court one morning be to the fastener on the other side, the purifier this great remedy soon pro J. la. AO N EW , Mt. V e rn on , O. colls serving to keep the fastener stiff fore court was called and aald: duces a complete change in the en 808 X . G ree n b rie r St. “ I vant to git a warrant for a man HE A T T E N D S TO B U S IN E S S « tire circulation ; the thin, acrid blood is made pure and rich, and as it goes and preserve Its resilience for Indefi to kill a tog.” through the body nourishes and soothes the irritated nerves, eases the throb- nite use without Impairment “ Well, my man, yon don’t come to who joes straight to work bing muscles, and dissolves and carries to euro V this court to get warrants In cases of A Good Place. out of the S3 stera the irritating particles that kind I f you want the dog killed tnd saves tim«, money and “ I got a haircut to-day.” in the joints which are keeping up the gets oui of misery quick!/. “ What! In cold weather like this?” you should go to a police cou rt” aald pain and inflammation. S. S. S. cures the Judge. “Tea." — Rheumatism permanently, and in addi- 1VW TRADC Tba German started to leave, when by tha uaa of wSgÇN MARK. Price, 25c. and 50c. W W ^ ^ ^ P W tion tones up the stimu- “Well, I wouldn’t tell anybody." P l i p r i V V r C F T A R I C lates the different members of the body "N o, I’m keeping It under my b a t" the Judge Inquired In an Interested rU n tL T I L O t I H O L L . to thei, full duty there is n 0 csuse — Cleveland Plain Dealer. manner; "D id tba dog bits you " lor another attack. Do not waste time trying to rub Rheumatism away, but There Is this difference: Tbs woman "Yeaa; ha bit ma.” pet it out of the blood with S. S. S. so that the cold and dampness of Winte* “ W ell! was tba dog mad?" will not keep you in continual pain and agony. Special book on Rheuma- who smokes ber pipe la apt to say her prayers at night, bat the woman who "Vas da tog madt? No; I vas m ad t" l a n and any medical advice will be given free. •mokas cigarettes Isn’t may other dye. One 10c partage silk, w o o l and cotton eqaalty weN and It —Chicago Record-Herald. guaranteed ta give H m Do you know the secret of the Wave Circle ? Wonderful I tDon’t delay, another day! RHEUMATISM CAN NOT BE RUBBED AWAY PRUSSIAN STOCK FOOD, WISE BROS. Hurts,Sprains, Bruises S t Jacobs O il P U T N A M F A D E L E S S DYES C O * ATLANTA, GA bleach and mix perfect resalts. Ask dealer, or we will send poet paid at MONROE DRUG CO * 18c i W rit« fa r f r e « booklet How I « dye