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ARMY CHAPLAIN
S E V E R E KID NEY
and
BLADDER TR O U B L E
t
JJoK^
She— I understand that Sarah Ann
married a struggling young man. He
— Yes, he struggled all right, but he
| couldn't get away.
Dolly— He’s one o f those men who
! w on ’t take no for an answer. Madge
— What are you going to do? D o l l y -
Why, tell him yes.— Town Topics.
Friend— What is hope? Poet— It's
something that wakes you up at four
i o ’clock In the morning when the post
man doesn’t come around till ten.—
Ham's Horn.
He— My father Is a banker, and has
; never been Inside a theater In his life.
She— Really? My father is an actor,
and has never been inside a bank in
i his life.—Judy.
For hard colds, bronchitis,
asthma, and coughs o f all
kinds, you cannot take any
thing better than A y e r ’ s
C h erry
P ectoral
Cherry Pectoral. Ask yout
own doctor if this is not so.
He uses it. He understands
why it soothes and heals.
" I had n terrible couch for weeks. Then I
took Ayer’s (.'herrr Pectoral and only one
bottle completely cured me.”
Mas. .1. Ii. JD ankouth , St. Joseph, Mich.
25«.. 80c., SI.00.
All druggists.
J . O. A Y K K C O .,
for
Lo w ell .
Mass.
Coughs,Colds
Newrlch—H ow ’d you get along at Y ou will h a ste n recovery by ta k
I the dinner?
Mrs. Newrlch— Fine. in g o n e o f Ayer’« Pills a t b e d t im e .
When they eat pie with a fork, I done
; it, too, so as not to let ’em see their
A n E x c u s a b l e T ip .
Thousands of People have Kidney Trou
break.— New York Run.
Bilkins— Seems to me the custom of
Judge— The next person who inter tipping is spreading everywhere.
ble and Don’t Know It is Catarrh.
It’ s
rupts the proceedings o f this court outrageous!
! will be expelled from the room! Prls-| Wilkin«— In some cases it is excusa
They have
j oner— Hoo-ray!
Whoopee-ee!
Now, ble.
Mr. David L. Jay cox, Chaplain
doctored
“ I’d like to know in what cases?”
| lemme go!— Chicago News.
with every
Clarinda, I. O. Q. T , and Chaplain
“ Well, you can’t get weighed without
I Rank President— W e’ re ruined! The tipping the beam, you know.”
G . A. R ., 865 Broadway, Oakland,
c o neeivable
cashier has absconded with one hun- -------------------------------------- ■ — r T W M i m * i„ a
drug, have
Cal., writes:
i dred thousand dollars.
Director—
consulted all
“ I am an old war veteran. I con
tracted severe bladder and kidney trou
Don’ t get excited. He has left a note M . J . S H I E L D S A
schools
of
C O .
ble. I spent hundreds of dollars and
offering to take us Into partnership,
Growers and Importers of All Kinds of
medicine.
consulted a host of doctors, but neither
Q r a s s a n d P lo l d S e e d s
It wat not
i Mrs. Oatcake (reading newspaper)— I Dry ground,
deep-rooting «rats seeds that
did me any good.
until Peru-
, Gracious me! Mr. Murdock has been we e will guarantee to grow on ground that will
“ Peruna has proven the best
not
produce
cereals
or any other kind of grass.
na came into
arrested. It was discovered that he Will make crop of hay
and pasture all seasons
medicine I ever used. My pains
use, however, that these old soldier» had twenty wives, and all are living! of the rear. Addreee M. J. Shielde ft Co., Moe-
are gone and I believe inyself to be
cow.
Idaho.
found a remedy that would actually Farmer Oatcake— O-oh! another case
cured.
I feel well and would not
cure them.
o f Brlgham-y.— Puck.
be without a bottle in time of need
More cases o f catarrh o f kidneys and blad
Boarder (warmly)— Oh. I know ev-
for ten times its cost.”
der have been cured by Peruna than all
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T H E FISH BRAND SUCKER
other medicines combined.
e r j OQ* o t the W c k l o f ^our trade.
Address Dr. 8. B. Hartman, Presi- 1)0 7 °u 11111111 1 have lived ln boarding-
A VALUED FRIEND
Hundreds of war veterans have kid
dent of The Hartman Sanitarium, Co- l10118^® twenty years for nothing1
ney and bladder trouble.
*‘ A good many yean ago I bought a
^ lumbus, Ohio, and he w ill be pleased Landlady (frigidly)— I shouldn’t be at
Impure drinking water, sleeping on the
FISH BRAND Slicker, and it has proven
ground, and all manner of exposures to I 8ive you the benefit of bis medical a11 surprised.— New Yorker,
S valued friend for many a stormy day, but
wet and cold weather produced catarrh o f I advice gratis. All correspondence held
“ Let me see, a cynic Is aman who
now it is getting old and 1 must haw
the kidneys and bladder.
! strictly confidential.
la tired o f the world, ¡ h he not?” the
another. Please send me a price-list. ”
young
student o f language asked.
(T h e name o f th is w orthy doctor, obliged to be out In all
•o n * o f w eath er, w ill be siren on application.)
All cruelty springs from hard-hearted
When the eyes are hot and heavy “ No, no, my child,” replied the know
ing
tutor;
“
a
cynic
!s
a
man
of
whom
RICHEST I f f ARB WORLD’S FAIR. 1904.
ness and weakness.— Seneca.
bathe them in cold or tepid water, and
do not confine them too closely to any the world is tired.” — Pick-Me-Up.
A . J. T O W E R CO.
sort of work.
The Senator— Why mustn’t I vote
Boston, U. 8. A
I for that bill?
Constituent— Because
T O W E R CANADIAN 2*
A GUARANTEED CURE EOR PILES
the people don’t want it. Senator. The
COMPANY, Limited
^
Ifcltltur. Blind, BIordiiiK or Protmd1 mj Piles.
Toronto, Canada
'O R
Your driiKtrlst will refund money If PAZO OINT- Senator— What have the people got
MKNT f»ilH to cure you lri 6 to 14 days. 50c.
j to do with it? Ain’ t election over,
W e t Weather Clothing, Suits,Rnd Hata for
all kinds of wet work or sport
hey?— Louisville Courier-Journal.
Y e M o d e r n H ta tea m n n .
A fter the wedding: He— W hat are
First Citizen— I think Mr. Uichmann
you crying for, love? She— Over
must have political aspirations.
I am compelled by a aeitse of gratitude
wedding present—boo— boo.
Second Citizen— Eh! Is he studying papa's
to tell you the great good your remedy up on the constitution and American He— Why, what’s the matter with It?
has done me in aca.se of Contagious Blood history?
She— It's nothing but a receipted bill
Poison. Among other symptoms I was se
THE CHATHAM
First Citizen— No, but he has bought
verely afflicted with Rheumatism, and got a controlling interest in half a dozen for the gas we used up- during- our
courtship.— Pick-Me-Up.
almost past going. The disease got a firm newspapers.
Uncle John— So you don’t like your
hold upon my system; my blood was thor
oughly poisoned with the virus. I lost in 8 tat * or O h io . C ity of T oledo , i
teacher, Tom my? Tom my (savagely)—
weight, was run down, had sore throat,
L ucas C ounty ,
| * ’•
No, I don't. I wlsht he was at the
F rank J. < hknky makes oath that he is
eruptions, splotches ana other evidences
senior partner of the firm of K. J. C hknky & bottom o f the sea! Uncle John— Oh,
o f the disease. I was truly in a bad shape Co.,
doing Business in the City of Toledo, Coun come now. Tom my! That’s too much
when I began the use of S. S. S., but the ty and State aforesaid, and that said firm will
persistent use of it brought me out of my pay the sum of ONE I ll’ N DRKD DOLLARS for to say. Tommy— Well. I wlsht he
and every case of C atarrh that cannot be was at the bottom o f Jones' mill pond,
trouble safe and sound, and I have the each
cured by the use of H all ’ s C atarrh C l r k .
courage to publicly testif y to the virtues of
FRANK J. CinCNKY. ' then.— Philadelphia Press.
Sworn to before me and subscribed In my
your great blood remedy, S. S. S., and to
Jnat resentment: Young H usband—»
presence, this 6th day of December, A. D., 18I#>.
recommend it to all blood-poison suffer
Bertha, did you ask the grocer to
A. W . GLEASON,
ers, sincerely believing if it is taken ac | gJtAL |
Notary Public. show you some o f those seedless beans
cording to directions, .and given a fair
I I was telling you about this morning?
trial, it will thoroughly eliminate every
m , FOR SEEP
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Hall’s Catarrh Cure is taken internally, and Young W ife— Yes. and If you want
particle of the virus. J ames CuMLftN.
acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces
your slippers warmed before you put
of the system. Send for testimonials, free.
—
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nshurg, Pa.
Stark
Hotel,
Greens
F. J. C H 1N E Y A CO., Toledo, O.
them on you can warm them yourself,
T h e C H A T H A M F A N N IN G
Sold by Prugvihts, 73c.
sir. I won’ t —Chicago Tribune.
Hall's Family Fills are the best.
M ILL, with Sacking attachment,
Painful swellings in the groins, red ern-'-
The Man— Your daughter telephoned
«rill clean and grade all kind, of
tions upon the skin, sores in the mouth
T h e Senate judiciary com m ittee o f the me to call and fix your piano.
Her
and loss o f hair and eyebrows, are some of
Grain and Seeds. T he only machine
the symptoms of this vile disease. S. S. S. California le g is la tu r e has unanim ously Father— What’ s the matter with It?
that has screens and riddles made
is an antidote for the awful virus that reported in fa v o r o f the passage o f an The Man— One o f the strings Is
especially for cleaning grain on the
an
ti-trading
stam
p
bill.
attacks anil destroys even the bones.
broken.
Her Father— What will it
Coast. T o convince you that this
S. S. S. contains no Mercury, Potash or
cost to repair the broken string? The
Grain Cleaner is as represented I will
other mineral ingredient. We offer #1.000
Mothers will find Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing
Her F a t h e r -
tend you one on 30 days’ free trial
for proof that it is not absolutely veget- Syrup the best remedy to use for their children Man— Tw o dollars.
and «rill pay the freight.
Well, here’ s $5. Break the rest of
—
able. Home treat- during the teething period.
ment book giving
’em.—Chicago News.
In A fte r Y ea rs.
Write me for our Descriptive Cat
the symptoms and
“ Paw ,” asked little Johnny, “ what's
Husband—When we were married
alogue and “ on time'* proposition
other interesting
a compromise?” “ That, my son.’ ’ re
—it «rill interest you.
and valuable infor you confessed entire faith in my ve plied the wlee father, “ depends on
mation about this racity, but now you don’ t seem to be
whom it's made with. For Instance,
disease, m a ile d lieve a word I say
GEO. W. FOOTT
free. Our physi
W ife— Yes, but this la a progressive If I make a compromise with a busi
cians advise free age, you know, and even a confession ness man. I go abont half way. But
Dept.
I
t
Portland. Oregon
those who write ua. of faith needs to be revised occasion If I make a compromise with your
mother,
why.
I—er—
I
go
all
the
way.”
Tbs 8wtfl Specific Company, Atlanta, 8 * ally.
•
— Houston Chronicle.
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