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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (July 14, 1927)
THURSDAY, JULY II, 19.7 Tlin MA IT IN TIMES race 7 Clauhxi Sell tidvci Lit A cf "Jed" Dcvo I'm of ii liliinkct in h mill in mm nved .U'lTi'iouu " liavU, IhIit to l prealdctit of the kihiiImtii ('i.iifi'ilorin-.v, (ruin oViith yl I In- lunula of hiwtllo Imlliiim, writer In (lie Kuiitm C l I y Blur rerullN. Ilo win Lieutenant Duvls then and hud been m-tit turnip trlnlend tin cutting of Umber on the bntiki of the Red Cedar river In north era Wisconsin. Ill liiKk coimlMtud mainly of cutting Inn, 1 uukj them to tin water, fastening them njcttnr In rafta, and guiding them down tin Chippewa river and thence to tlie Mis sissippi ' Once Davis' party, paddling "along a tream, win halted by purty of lu dlum who demanded a truda of to bacco, Davla am tila men paddled over to the bunk to purlvy. Some ona In the party dliicoverrd that the peace ful oni-i of the Indlntia were merely a Cloak to. hide their Inutility and warned liavia of the dnni.fr. The exl dli'ra hurriedly pushed out Into the tream and the Imlluiia followed. Realising what little chaws white men had against auch experienced paddtera, Davla conceived the Idea of rigging tip anil with a blanket. A trong wind made thla rather dimer ous, but aa It wua a chance between death from the Indiana and possible death from drowning, they were will ing to take the rink, 'the aull wuS quickly hoisted and It worked well. They soon aped on fur aheud of their pursuers. Happl nness in Labor Great Joy of Lib I believe the right quentlon to ak, respecting all ornament, U almply thla: Wis It done with enjoyment waa the carver huppy while he wn bout It? It may be the hurdtixt work possible, and the harder becaima o much pleasure wua taken In It; but It muMt have been huppy. too, or It will not be living- . . . We are not aenl Into tbe world to do anything Into which we cannot put our heart. We have certain work to do for our bread, and that la to be done atrenuoualy; other work to do for eur delliilit, and that la to be dme heartily ; neither la to be done by hnlvei od ahlfta, but with will; and what la not worth thla effort la not to be done at all. Ferhaps all that we have to do la meant for nothing more than an exerclae of the heart and of the will, and la useless In Itaelf; but, at II event, the little use It hua may well be epnred If It I not worth put- ting our hande and our strength to. John ItUKkln, In "The Seven Lumps of Architecture.'' RABBIT SKINS WANTED All tar etlea, Top Prlcea. Valcauda Fur Co, 1103 Weatern Ave., Seattle, Wash. "Help Yourself!" An Invitation to "come In and con sume all you can eat and drink" la dlaplayed outalde cafe In San Diego, Calif. On entering tbe customer la con fronted with lunch counter, appar ently ordinary In all respects, except that It la circular, and revolving circle of woed movea clockwise on a roller around the Inner edge of the counter. A waltreaa aeated at the counter serves butter, water, aoup and allver- ware, but after that the cuatoiner look after himself. An aaaortment of meat, vegetable, aolada and dessert roll past on the moving circle. Thli circle nine through the kitchen, wher the cook fill np the dishes aa the re emptied. Three National Capitals The' nation' capital waa moved from New York to Philadelphia on December 1, 1700, for a period of ten years, ending December 1, 1800, prior to Ita removal to Washington. After the burning of the capltol during the War of 1812 a strong movement aroie for removing the capital from Wash Ington. In fear of auch reault the local Interest formed the Capitol Hotel company, and erected a butdlng for government occupancy until the repair on the capltol were finish. It waa occupied from 1814 to 1810 and was afterward known aa the "Old Capltol" and waa naed In tbe Civil war t military prison. . Coif Instructions An absolute beginner waa tolling round the links wondering If the game was really worth while and vowing, to his grizzled Scottish caddie, that thla would be hi Inst round. "And whnt ahould I tnke now?" he asked a moment later, finding bis ball In terrible He. . "Well, mon," replied the caddie, "yon have three alternatives. For a tart, you might take me nnd get me something to drink; secondly, you tnlght take a' your clubs home and give up golf; thirdly, you might try throwln' the bo' I" Puzzles Radio Experts In a Toronto flower shop It hits been discovered that everything that la broadcast from a nearby radio station la received and made audible by the faucets of a metal sink, the sink It aelf acting as a loud-speaker. Music can be clearly heard ten feet or more from the taps. It Is also said that In London a certain metal lamp pole hai been found to act In the same way Badlo experts hove so for been unable to explain these newest mysteries of wireless transmission. Youth's Com panlon . OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men 0 THE FEATHERHEADS Will He EVER Forget OJ I laV SiCK wiTm mb - IP fT ij F Eb 1 TE'Ofeu- N MttTO Yl f, WAS AMV Otat? 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Tftari for the Buggy Ride" The live-wire son of parents on the Bast side of Indianapolis became 111. The mother rose early one morning, and. In an effort to cheer the ailing Ind, played several selections op the phonograph. After she had stopped, tbe boy yelled to his mother: . "Thunks for the buggy ride, mam ma," Indianapolis News. ; Our Millionaire Cabinet There are at, least five millionaires In the present cabinet. They are Sec retary of the Treasury Mellon," Secre tary of Commerce Hoover, Secretary of State Kellogg Secretary of Ubor Davis, and Secretary of the interior Work. Their wealth rating probnbly 'corresponds to the .order In which their names are given. Inxliit ea ha vine Dr. Ttrry'n "Ocail Phot tor Worma or Tapeworm and th drugKlat will let it for you. 171 Pearl St. N. T. Adv. Tree-Planting Experiment ' Seedlings of California redwood are oon to be planted In the Natural Arch and 'ottier forests of Virginia, according to Science. It is hoped to reproduce the giant trees of the Pa ciflc in many other parts of the coun try. ': , They Certainly Do Examiner The farmers raise the grain; now what do the grain mer chants do? . ; Boy They raise the price. Paris Rlre. Explained "Are you a college man?" " "No, I'm -wearing these clothes to pay an election bet" Prefers tbe Telephone "Does your wife enjoy the radio?" "No I yon see It's, all listening." Boston Transcript . " ; BABIES LOVE KSbVftw'JFy? SYRUP FletMrtt to rlv -pleMint to t&k. Guraated purely veg tamtndftboatIy harmle. It 4o;ckr vereom?i cone. fltarrbopav natulenry and ether tisca disonlert. (ormclA spoftra Mcfj ii r jt. lAtAUDtwttit 1 Nora Knows : Jones Nora, can you tell me of myj wife's whereaIouts? 1 Nora They're all on the wa.Hhl!neJ sor. . T CORNS Ends pain at once In one mlnate pain from corns is ended. , Dr. Scholl's Zino-pads do this aaejr 1 by removing the cause pressing and S rubbing of shoes. They ara thin, madi- . cated, antiseptic, healing. 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