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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 19, 1922)
PORT LAUD OFFERS A MARKET FOR YOUR PRODUCE OREGON-WASHINGTON & YOU CAN EASILY LEARN TO FLY and become a Pilot by taking the course of in struction we offer. The cost but $200.00 used to be $500.00 and takes but ten weeks. For information address 214 Spaulding Bldg., Portland, Ore. (jSJJ HEMSTITCHING AND PLEATING. fUjl Pa Buttonholing Buttons Platting Tucking and Chalnstitching CuLi&s All Mail Orders given careful and prompt attention Elite Shop, 384 Morrison St. LTVySSyfeQ-Jffiy VAUDEvTLLEPHOTaPLAYS ill iTiTAl O feTAl . I e Complete Change Sun. and Thura. B 1 1 ! at iJJ&l 91 JAV JU I It Matinee Daily. Twice Nightly piie.Tz -SaVs. yJft. j Saturday, Sunday, Holidays, Continuous INFORMATION DEPARTMENT, NORTONIA HOTEL You Will Feel Right at Home Here SAFE AND CENTRAL REASONABLE RATES Excellent Cafe Special Weekly Kates Bus Meets All Trains 11th and Stark, Portland, Ore. SANDY'S Portland's Kodak and PenMan An Ever-Sharp Pencil, Fountain Pen or Kodak for Xmas. Mail Orders receive Personal Attention by Sandy ClausP. O. Bo740. ALASKA PLUMBING & HEATING CO. Plumbing Fixtures and Supplies. Pipe Fittings, lowest prices. Sli3 E. Morrison. BRAZING, WELDING & CUTTING Northwest Welding & Supply Co. 88 1st St CLEANING AND DYEING For reliable Cleaning ana Dyeing service send parcels to us. We pay return postage. Information and prices given upon request. ENKE'S CITT DTE WORKS Established 18S0 Portland CUT FLOWERS d. FLORAL DESIGN Clarke Bros., Florists, 287 Morrisongt DANCING EVERY NOON A EVENING Oriental Cafe. Chinese-American Kitchen Corner Broadway and Wash. PORTLAND DOORS AND WINDOWS We can sell you Doors, Windows, Roof ing, Paint, Glass Mid Builders' Hardware direct. We are manufacturers. Write for prices before buying. Heacock SJush ft Door Co., 212 First St., Portland. mm FOUNDRY AND MACHINE WORKS Commercial Iron Works, 7th ft Madison. L D HAPPENINGS OF WEEK Brief Resume Most Important Daily News Items. COMPILED FOR YOU Events of Noted People, Governments and Pacific Northwest, and Other Things Worth Knowing. BAB'S RESTAURANT A rood slace te Eat and Live Well. luncaeon at noon. 0n 7 a. ro. te 2 a. ro., 82S Stark St I HARD WOOD FLOORING Oak-Leaf Hardwood Floor Co.. 231 m. 76th St. N. Floors electric sanded. DRUGLESS PHYSICIAN Chronic diseases a bpecialty. Dr. W. N. Allen 10 Fletdner Building. i L Cafeteria Sixth street opposite The Oregonian and Al der street opposite Meir 4c Frank's. The Best Eating place in the City. The Finest Coffee and Paltry a Specialty. SHOE REPAIRING We employ expert repair men with years' experi nee Return parcel post charges paid. Give us a trial at lowest city prices. Morrison Shoe Repair Factory, k!49 Morrison PORTLAND HIDE & WOOL CO. 109 UNION HVENUE NORTH, PQR1LAN0, OREUON. Write for Prices and Shipping Tags We Pay Highest Prices for HIDES. Pl'XTS, WOOL, MOHAIR. CASCARA UAIiK. Address Department B kQRSES. MULES BOUGHT. SOLD Crown Stables, Inc., 285 Front St., Port land, Ore. Horses and mules for sale or hire. Special rates to loggers and con tractors. With or without harness. Phillip Suetter,Pres. U. S. STABLES, 3G5 Union Ave. Draft horses bought and sold. JEWEL Restaurant 406 Wash. St. H. L. Day, Prop. Oysters, Steaks and Chops Our Specialty. Special Entree each day. Open 10 a. m. to 1 a. m. f Write us for prices and market conditions on Ql OOn Veal, Hogs, Poultry, Pac: Portland, Oregon Fruits, Potatoes, Onions, etc Forty Years in the Same Location. rn lBHtpp WAvrs WARM IM WINTER Euuals Any California Beach. Special Winter Rates Now in Effect Paved Highway to Seaside Completed. SEASIDE HOTEL SEASIDE, OREGON ItARN MULTI GRAPHING The Callan School, only recognized school on the coast. Experienced opera tes always in demand. 41)5 Artisans Bldg. MACHINERY Send us your Inquiries for anything In Iron or Woodworking Machinery, Logging, Sawmill, Contractors' Equipment, Loco motives, Boilers, Engines, Crushers, Kail, ("aoie, Belting, etc. Burke Machinery Co., 628 Railway Exchange Bldg., Portland, Or. MFGS. OF VULCANIZED ROOF PAINT New roofs and repairing done. Young and Woods, lll)3 E. Oaruthers St. MONUMENTS E. 3d and Pine Sts. Otto Schumann Granite & Marble Works. MOTORCYCLES AND PARTS All makes. Easy terms EAST SIDE MOTORCYCLE CO. 44-46 GHAND AVE. DTCINO V f CLtAKlNS IS ESTABLISHMENT Grand Avenue at Yamhill PORTLAND. ORE. EXPERT Dyeing & Cleaning EXCELLENT SERVICE By Parcel Port. Return Postaae Paid. Write for Circulars and Prices. "At Your Beck and Call" a Your Oil trouble and Piston trouble u. fueaga. will end wnen we inaiau iZ.'ZZ M E. C. LONG NON-EX PANDING PlblUNS For pleasure cart, trucks and tractors. GUARANTEED iy HANSLMA1K CSASS 1090 East Yamnill rorimm RUBBER STAMPS and MARKING DEVICES. "Eixrp thing for tht Offite" V 0WTM QAK STRUT VOBTkANB. 19Q The Dalles Fruit & Produce Xomp'y Wholesale Dealers in FANCY FRUITS and FARM PRODUCE 161 Front Street, Portland, Oregon. PERSONAL Marry if Lonely; most successful "Home Maker"; hundreds rich; confidential; reliable; years experience; descriptions free. "The Successful Club," Mrs. Nash, Box 656, Oakland, California. PIPE REPAIRING n PIP17C Hepaired by experts. Tit in rirj-0 pipe Shop, 272 Wash. PORTLAND SHOE REPAIRS, MAIL 'EM Model Shoe Repair, 272 Washington St. Davis- Bros., American Shoemakers! 108 4th St. PRUNE TREESTl PRUNETREESifl Before buying elsewhere see us. Columbia r ursery Co., 140 union Ave.,joruana. PYORRHEA DENTISTS Smith, Long.Stevenson, 310 Bush-Lane Big RAZORBLADESRESHARPENED Single 30c; Double 35c. Razors Ground and Honed. Backlund & Son, 106 W. Park Safety Razor Man, 14514 3d St., Portland. Our Motto Is to Please YOU. THE NEW AMERICAN HOTEL 127 Light, Airy Rooms, 50c, 75c, $1.00 and $1.50. 92 N. 3d. St., Cor. Flanders, Portland, Ore. ED. F. GODDARD. Mir. Phone Bdy. 197S STOCK THAT GROWS I inest stock that can be raised at a price you will like to pay. Write or call. The Villa Nurseries FtFD No. 1, Montavllla Sta.. Portland, Or Guaranteed Nursery Stock We have got Just what you wanL Call or write for prices. Russellville Nursery Co. H. A. LEWIS, Prop. Montavllla Sta., Portland, Oregon Kxpert advice on any Income tux. problems. Several yeurs' actual experience In Govern INCOME Tax nnnni r ai r ment Bureaus is onereu r ft U DLL I'll O those unable to visit our office. State your troubles briefly and send In will) 1 and we will give you hon est to goodness ndvlce. It will pay you to get In touch with us now. E. J. Curtin, ftoom 608 Lewis Bldg., Portland, Oregon. DR. G. E. WATTS 212 Oreaonlan P.ulldlnlt PORTLAND, OREGON SPECIALIST Female and Rectal Troubles and GLAND TRANSPLANTATIONS Eyes Examined. Glasses Fitted. 20 off until January, on aU fc merchandise and glasses, ti Bring this ad. Clarke-Brower Optical Co. 112V4 Sixth SL Portland RAINIER HOTEL Iain $1.00 inJ ta. 128 N. 6ta St. Nrtlit. On Very Centrally Located. Convenient to all Depots, and one block from main Postoffict Fire Proof and Modern RITZ HOTEL PARK AND MORRISON STS. n-nnt Mnrrlann Cars direct to Hotel. Popular Pricea. Center Shopping and Theater district. FRANK A. CLARK, Prop., formerly with Ciytle Hotel. SANITARY BEAUTY PARLOR We help the appearance of women. Twenty-two inch Bwitch or transforma tion, value Ji.uu, price 2.4. 400 to 412 Dekum Bldg. SCHOOL OF WELDING Officially recognized by state and fed' eral board as The place to learn welding all metals, uommercitu scnooi or weiu lng, 611 East Grant, Cor. 11th, Portland. TYPEWRITERS NEW OR REBUILT " Rebuilt Typewriter Co., 304 Oak Street VETERINARIAN Cattle a Specialty Dr. Chas. M. Anderson, Kenton, Portland. Wedding Bouquets and Funeral Piece. Lubliner Florists, 348 Morrison St Welter System of Suggestive Therapy Dr. T. W. Ayers, 715 Dekum Bldg. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL TINWARE Portland Tinware Mfg. Co., 47 First St. "A Moderate Priced Hotel of Merit" HOTEL CLIFFORD East Morrison St., at East Sixth, the Principal East Side Hotel. 6 minutes from Shopping District. Four blocks from S. P. iast Blue muuon. IT'S JUST A SMALL BOOK of 16 pages. "Ornamental Plants for Landscnpe Planting" is eager to acquaint you with the best varieties of plants for landscape use. BUT IT'S WORTH ASKING FOR Because it gives sound advice on the Bubject of developing the home grounds. The Weed Landscape Nursery Beaverton, Ore. Dependable Trees All the pood klnda of Fruit Trees, Berry Busnes, bnaae Trees, fcjnruuoery. noses, Vines, Bulbs, for your orchard and jar den grown In our large 1,000-acre plant. Established over 60 yeara ago. Our trees please our customers, prices reasonable, quality dependable. Active salesmen wanted In every section. For real satis faction in your trees buy from the OREGON NURSERY CO., Orenco, Oregon RELIABLE TREES AND PLANTS We offer planters special low prices on general nursery stock, prunes, pears, ap ples, peaches, loganberry plants, walnuts, etc. btoeK is line ana wm pieaae you. Order loaay. ivieniion inis paper. Benedict Nursery Co., 185 E. 8ith St. N., Portland, Oreg;on. Mi Hi. Fruit irnt budded from t irini ereh- thkkK'S ANOTHER DENT ,,! hi.miahra on jour car can be -.1 -...1 the boss to do It. "",.: . .ne iallze 1.1 that kind of work. We also repair radiators and. carry Liberty Itudiator cures in sioca. work guaranteed. J. K. VVUHMi me " "" t.3 Tm, anU, Applt, Tear. Cherry, l'earh. Plum, Jti' 'K SPruaR Ajrtrot, Quln. Grin Tinea, ll3t: 1 Bbrubberr, PUall. lbrrlel. Blld- iiVy 'kih bUTKa. Lot!'. Uewbarrlea. Aipiruui. V Ktiubara, Fl.wertnl Bhnilw, Rosel. if Vine Hediv Kut and fihid. Treea. Mana, Curias, said, fiatlafactlw suacaalwa, WASHTNaTOK NURSERY CQ ToypanJsh, WasMi fin. Ealesmen Bvery where. Mora wanted. 80 Norlh litis ft. Portland, Ore. PILES FISTULA, FISSURE, Itch ing and all other rectal conditions except Canter permanently cured with out a surgical operation. My mthml of treatment saves the tissue Instead of destroying It. It Is pain less, requires no anes thetic and Is permanent. There la no confinement to bed. no Interference with Luslness or social e-igagements. I guarantee a cure or win reiunu j.-ur Call or write for liookleL Mention tlm paper when writing. DR. C. J. DEAN fcicond and Morrison Sts., Portland, Ore. "RUPTURED" We carry a complete line of trusses, Including the Brooks Appliance, Drs. Smith's "Honest John," Hood, Stick - Tlte, and Leather Covered Spring. Truss flttin Is a scien tific business with me (not a side line). D. W. EI.KOD, 1115 Selling Building. Portland. Oregon Used Ford Trucks and Touring Can Now I125.W and I'p. liMtEUAl UK IXCHAMiE (jaad Knln Kxcluaively Grand A v. Yamhill Port land. ti l m t-i ma. Fire Proof and Modem NEW HOUSTON HOTEL C. 8. Itlchardson, Manager Wurklv Rates to Permanent Ouett Sixth and Everett Streets, Three tllocks from New I'ostofflce, Four blocks from Union Depot, Portland, Ore. HOTEL HOYT Strictly Fireproof. Near both depots and convenient car service to all parts of city. Single Rooms Without Bath, $1 and up Single Rooms With Bath, $2 and up ELBERT S. ROBE, Manager Everything for the Motorcyclist Rebuilt Harley.DavicUon MOTORCYCLES Same guarantee as new. From $200.00 up to $360.00, all late models, with 1-speed and electric equipment. Easy terms If desired. Fay while you ride. Send for literature. Motorcycle and Supply Co.. liar ley Davidson Service Center, 200 Ira St, Portland, Ore., corner Taylor. Date of Oiling Announced. In I'ennsylvnnla roads on which oil lnf work Is to be dune are announced each week by the state highway department Feeding Silage to Cattle. If slliife Is fed to cattle under cover, and not waddling about In cold mud or a wind-swept feed-lot, It will produce pood results. It la too laxative a feed for Hnlmals Unit are exposed to cold, stormy weuther. Four deaths from cholera occurred In Manila, P. I., In 24 hours. Six persons believed to have cholera were received at the isolation hospital Tues day. Operations were resumed In all de partments of the Ford Motor company in Detroit Monday after a shutdown of nearly a month for inventory and repairs. Organized labor in Ireland soon will make an important announcement In favor of the peace treaty. The atti tude of labor had been regarded as uncertain. Two hundred cocoanuts which con tained not their own natural milk but a pint each of strong Jamaica rum were seized by federal agents Monday at a Minneapolis railroad station. Each cocoanut was plugged with a cork, Arthur O. Meininger, fugitive cash ier of the Night and Day bank in St. Louis, Tuesday was indicted on a charge of making a false report of the affairs of a corporation. His al leged defalcations are Bald to be $754,000. A tremendous landslide Monday destroyed the cathedral, the postoffice and many dwellings in the town of San Fratello, Sicily. The entire pop ulation fled to the country. The slides, which are continuing, are due to re cent heavy rainfall. Frank C. Heaton, ex-assistaht cash ier of the Scandinavian-American hank of Fargo, was found guilty by a jury of embezzling less than $20, making his offense a misdemeanor. He had been charged with speculations ap proximating $75,000. Marquis Okuma, ex-premier of Ja pan, died at 7 o'clock Tuesday morn ing. For Beveral days he had been lying between life and death and dur ing part of that time his coma was so Intense that his death was an nounced Friday last. Ten men, nine of them deacons and elders, poisoned Sunday by woodstaln served by mistake for sacramental wine during communion services of the Seventh Reformed church in Grand Rapids, Mich., were pronounced out of danger Tuesday. Colonel John Blgelow Dodge, who was arrested by bolshevist authorities at Datum, December 9, as an alleged secret British agent, has been re leased and is awaiting passage from Batum to Constantinople, according to a dispatch to the London Times. It was officially explained from Moscow that his arrest was an error. Standing at hlB place in the senate and speaking publicly for the first time In his own defonse, Truman II Newberry, senator of Michigan, de clared Monday that with God as his witness he was not to this hour con scious of a single act unlawful, dis honorable or corrupt in his campaign against Henry Ford In 1918. That 18 manufacturers are In a con splracy to violate the Sherman antl trust law waB claimed by the United States government In Denver, Colo., In tiling a dissolution and Injunction suit In the United States district court ci ting the Cement Securities company and six other cement companies as being In the alleged combination In restraint of competition and trade. t STATE NEWS t IN BRIEF. I d A A AAA AAA AAA & AAAA - The Dalles. The general tax levy in Wasco county, based on the 1921 tax rolls, for all purposes, totals 23.69 mills, according to figures released at the county assessor's office. Albany. Ordinary soft drinks may be procured In Albany now for 5 cents for the first time since the early days of the war. Other drinks, while they have been reduced, are not back to the pre-war level yet. Klamath Falls. The jury in the case of the Ewauna Box company against the logging firm of Phinnegar & Bailey, for alleged breach of con tract, returned a verdict in favor of the plaintiffs in the sum of $25,250.93. The trial lasted four days. Prineville. The action of Crook county post, American Legion, in adopting resolutions opposing the leasing of Crook county lands to Jap anese, has been indorsed by the Prine ville Commercial club and by the Powell Butte Co-operative association. Bend. A county-wide campaign against the coyote, which during the fall and winter season has caused con siderable loss to central Oregon sheep man, is to be undertaken in the near future under the direction of County Agent Jamison. Tasteless strychnine in a beef blood bait will be used. iCxKQaitfEic used for baby's clothes, will keep them sweet and snowy-white until worn out. Try it sad f or yourself. At grocers Cuticura Soap - The Healthy- Shaving Soap CTiUir.Roap.haTBw!thootmiia. ErTkar9?5c. Had Older Acquaintance. Don and Hugh had been discussing their father. An argument arose. To prove his point. Don exclaimed, "Well, I guess I ought to know. I've known my father nearly three years longer 'n you have!" Solar and Lunar Haloes, Dozens of distinct forms of solar and lunar halo have been classified. Some are very common, while others have been observed only once or twice in the history of science. Vibrations of Earthquakes. Earthquakes send out two sets of vibrations, one of which travels around the earth's surface, while the other takes a short cut through the Interior of the globe. Not Wasteful Practlct. Ilogulng off corn Is not a wasteful practice as some people used to think few yenrs ago. On the contrury, It Is an economical way of bundling the crop. DUKE OF YORK NOW "TAYLOR" Old Cunstom of Initiating Son of Brit ish King Into London Guild Continues. London. Anik-iil conm-ftlmia be tween British royalty nml tin city of London have be'n rtiilliruieil by the ceremonious admission f thl nuke of York, King GoorcVs M-coml sn. to the "Worshipful Oinpnny f Merchant Tuylorg." th first htmorurv member of which wnsKdwiird III, who reigned some 800 yenrn UK". After (he oweiirliig In, the duke snld that. hnvliiK In-fit previously admitted to Hie draper, the mercers, ami the needkMiiiikers' cnilds, lie was huppy In rnmllng off his cnriin-rtlnii with the clothing trade by hc'-onilng a "tnylor" also; but lie confessed that he was glad he did not live in the dnya of James L when tlm banouet given In honor to a new member, dish of owls n ml cuckoos. Included t Door Plata Made of Rattles. Wabash, Ind. While most persona illicit not cure for a door iiume plate ninde from rattles of ruttlesnukea, Dr, Z. M. r.tniniiii of North Miinrhester bus one which he prize hlulily. The pla'4 was made by a brother, Mac Beninnii, who Uvea In Coro, N. M., and the rattles were taken from 28 Milken, which Beauiun killed In less than a mouth. A tax of 3 cents a gallon on gaso line, to be paid by the producer, the proceeds of which would bo used for a soldier's bonus, Is proposed In a bill Introduced Tuesday by Representative Bacharach, New Jersey, republican. The tax, he estimated, would yield from $240,000,000 to $250,000,000 an nunlly sufficient revenue, he said, to meet cash payments to former service men provided for In the bill. The educational programme for dis abled ex-service men as worked out by the veterans' bureau, will be submitted to Tresldent Harding for approval, Di rector Forbes announced Tuesday sov eral hours after Robert S. Marx of Cincinnati, national commander of the disabled American veterans of the world war, bad protested before the house appropriations subcommittee against use of abandoned army can' tonments for such training. Salem. There were two fatalities in Oregon due to Industrial accidents during the week ending January 12, according to a report prepared here by the state industrial accident com mission, The victims were William Peters, planerman, Portland, and Ed ward Erlckson, dock employe, Astoria. Toledo. The farmers of the lower Siletz river and on the Alsea and Ya quina rivers are at a loss to know what to do with the millions of feet of high-class alder logs which they have on their bottom lands. At the present time there Is only one small millT lo cated at Toledo, which handles alder logs'. Tillamook. W. D. Clarke, division engineer of the state highway commis sion, with the county court, surveyor and county road master, are going over different sections of the county, mapping out road work for the coming year in which the Btate highway com mission will take part, on a 60-50 basis with the county. Eugene. Deaths numbering 248 oc curred In Eugene during the past year and there were 324 births during the same period, according to the report of the city health officer, Dr. S. M. Kerron.' The report states that Eu gene and Lane county during 1921 maintained a high standard of health in comparison with previous years. Dallas. The big mill of the Falls City Lumber company, owned by the Cobbs-Mitchell Interests, suspended operations permanently Saturday. The company gave as Its reason for the shutdown the prohibitive cost of trans porting logs from its logging camps in the Siletz baHln. The equipment and crew of the mill will ie transferred to Valsetz, where the company has an other mill. Uoseburg. Nine residents of the Camas valley vicinity have nppealed to the circuit court from the schedulo of damages allowed by the county court in confiscating land for right of way on the Roseburg-Coos Bay road which has been adopted as a state project. The court appointed a board of viewers for this road and a storm of protest arose over the findings of the board. The Dulles. Tho bid of Blyth, Wit- tor & Co., In conjunction with Bond, Goodwin & Tucker, offering a prem ium of $13,850 for the 6 per cent $150,000 Issue of Wasco county high way bondB was accepted by the county court. The bonds were the first lot of the $800,000 Issue voted by the county for the construction of The Dallcs-Cnllfornla highway within Its boundaries. Tillamook. On account of the de mand for calves from high producing dams, the Tillamook Cow Testing as sociation has decided to pool IntercBtB and fix a price on young stock. In quiries have been received by W. D. Pine, county nprlrulturnl BS"iit, who will act In behalf of the association. The average of the association cows Is 450 pounds of butter fat, and the calves are from purebred Blrea. Klamath Falls. Tho announcement recently made by Chief Newell of tho reclamation service Unit the Tule hike binds, comprising about 18,000 acres, were to bo offered for lease has atlrred up a hornet's nest In this community, the proposed leasing project being op posed by the chamber of commerce and the American Legion poHt. As a result of this feeling a meeting of the board of directors of the chamber of commerce and a committee of the American Legion poHt was hold Satur day at which a protest was formulated and forwarded to Secretary of the In terior Fall, Mosquitoes Prevent Rice Production, Although rica is the staple diet of the population of Ceylon, it is nearly all imported. Malarial mosquitoes breed so freely in the rice fields that laborers cannot work there. Cuticura Comforts Baby's Skin When red, rough und Itching with hot baths of Cuticura Soap and touches of Cuticura Ointment. Also make use now and then of that exquisitely scent ed dusting powder, Cuticura Talcum, one of tho Indispensable Cuticura Toilet Trio. Adv. Not Fair. "People who do the least work at tract the most attention." "True. The man who rocks tho boat Is always the one who Is too lazy to help row it." Minneapolis Tribune. West African Tornadoes. The "tornadoes" of West Africa are thunder squalls, totally different from the exceedingly violent small whirling storms that bear this name in the United States. The Day Is Never So Dark. The day is never so dark, nor the night even, but that the laws at least of light still prevail, and so may make It light in our minds If they are open to the truth. Thoreau. , Jud Tunklns. Jud Tunklns says that whenever he commutes he wishes he was a boy again, bo he could regard riding on a railroad train as a way to have a good time. Tribute to Agriculturist. The agricultural population pro duces the bravest men, valiant soldiers and a class of citizens the least given to evil designs. Cato. True National Glory. The true glory of a nation doos not consist In tho extent of its dominion, in the fertility of Its soil, or the beauty of nature, but rather In the .....1 nn.l t.,nlln,,,1 nn n...tnnnnn .r HLUlUt UIIU 1111UUUI.I.UU1 ,1 C-1111IIVU.0 UL the people. Sir John Lubbock. One of the Mysteries. Why Is It that a barber always seems to take particular delight In brushing a man's hair tho way he doesn't like It? Philadelphia Inquirer. The Eternal Triangle. A mouse Is afraid of a man, a man Is afraid of a woman, and a woman Is afraid of a mouse. Jameson (Mo.) Gem. Bound to Be Polite. Absent-minded professor, meeting his son: "Hollo, George, how's your father?" Ladies' Home Journal. An Easy Belief. Nothing Is easier than believing that duty calls when you want the Job any way. Ohio Stuto Journal. Welt, Isn't Cynic About Right? The expression, "poor but honest," wasn't coined by a cynic, A cynlo would have. said "and therefore" In stead of "but." Vj"'" HealsKeep your Ey fTli-i Stron and Healthy, li they Keep your Eye hey Tire, Smart, ltch.i.: niirTtifrC Burn' " Sore' rrilate UVJK LTLJ Inflamed or Granulated, ise Murine often. Safe fur Infant or Adult M all DrufTKist. Write for Free Eye pot Darin ye kcsjrd Canaan. Cblcics. V. 5. 1 la the blggeat, most perfartly equipped HualiiMW lialiiliia Vchoul In the North wrc KH ynuraelf for a higher pnaJUoa wtth more money l-armajient olUuna e'ird our tirad-iat ) rile fur MtaJ Kourtk and Tun hi It, Portland P. N. U. No. 3, 1922