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About The Maupin times. (Maupin, Or.) 1914-1930 | View Entire Issue (Sept. 29, 1916)
THE DORT AUTOMOBILE THE LAST WORD in auto perfection m power in per formancein beauty in comfort in durability and in economy. THIS WONDERFUL CAR has at last been brought to the Pa cific Northwest No other car U like it no other car can touch it, with its famous Westinfhouse starting and lighting; its true cantilerer springs and its big, roomy, full-leather upholstered seats. $ 6 "Built in Flint" YOU MAY BE THE AGENT in your community. Ask for proposition. Send for fine catalog. NORTHWEST AUTO CO., Broadway at Couch, Portland, Oregon. Please send catalog and full details of Dort car without ob ligation on my part to KtfSign nam and address, and mail today. THE NEW PERKINS HOTEL Special Summer Rates Court Room, Single, 75cj Double, $1. Outside Room, Single, $1; Double, $1.50 (Bath privilege included) Roomi with Private Bath, Single, $1.50; Double, $2.00. (When you Register Ask the Clerk (or Summer Rates.) Auto-i!us Meets Trains. All Cars from Union Depot Pass Our Doers. NEW PERKINS HOTEL Cor. Washington sV Fifth Sts.. PORTLAND. 0B By buying direct from ns at wholesale prlees and save the plumber's profits, rrlteus to day your needs. Ws will lire you Mr roek bottom "direct-to-you" prices, f. e. b. sail or boat. We actually save you from 10 te II per cent. All roods guaranteed. Northwest headquarters for leader Water Systems snd Fuller A Johnson Engines. STARK-DAVIS CO. 212 Third Street. Portland, Oregea DRS. HEDLUND, iDENTISTS, SKIFF t MIIXER, Taka pleasure In announcing that they are lo cated at 466-469 Morgran bid.. (4th floor), Waflh ington at Broadway, Portland. Ore., where they will be phased to meet their friends and patients. These offices will be conducted on a poliey of teir Ice at moderate prices to the best of eur ability. We always stand behind our work, as we know that a satisfied patient ia and shall always be the beat asset. Dr. Elof T. Hedknd, Dr. Seymour S. Skit Dr, J. Howard Miller, DENTISTS. Telephone. Marshall 96. Oregon vulcaniziho Company (The Tire Shop; has moTed into larger quarters in the heart of the automo bile district, Burnside at Broadway, 333 and 93i Burnside St., Portland, Or. HIDES, PELTS, CASCARA BARK, WOOL AND MOHAIR. We want all you have. Write lor prices and thlpplajtajj THE H. F. NORTON CO. rartlan., Ore, Seat, Wi FARMS AND BUSINESS SOLD Do you want to Bell your farm, home or business foroh? Writ tn CARTEK REALTY CO.. 04 Buchanan Building, ForHead, Oregea Movie Thrills, "I suppose you have to go to a great deal of expense to get thrills?" "Not always," said the movie pro ducer. "Not if you study your audi ences." "For Instance?" "Well, if the heroine gets grease on a pair of white gloves the women spec tators will become Just as excited as they would over the blowing up of a bridge." Louisville Courier-Journal. UlUfTUIlVNL I I VI HI Mil lirMi luuruiL, nuiu kjvuvvti Oregon's eldest beet equipped and Boat practical school, Expert instructions U repairing, drhrtng and adjusting, Freed eelwork In the repair shop. You de ths work wRl your own hands. Day and night classes. Address eU Hawthorn Ats. Fertlea. Ore. Spray-a-Cow Keeps off flies or money back. $1 gallon from your dealer, or order by mail PLUMMER DRUG CO. Third and Madison, Portland Or. Write) about your wants in this line te FINKE BROS., 183 Madison St, Portland, Ore. P. N. U. No, 88, ' WKEGS f ( BARRELS I J) 9 5 factory AGENTS: tobac-o-moist Keeps Tobacco in best smoking condition. Fits any tobacco tin or eigar box. Smokers buy oa eight. Selle everywhere. Big profits. Send 10 eenU for sample. TOBAC-O-MOIST DEPT., 110 Dekum Bldg., Portland. Oregon. SHIP Veal, Pork, Beef, Poultry, Butter, Eggs and Farm Produce to the Old Reliable Bverdlng house with a reoord el 41 years of Square Dealings, and be assured ef T OP MARKET PRICES. F. M. CRONKHITE 45-47 Frant Street Portland, Oregon RUPTURE Johnston & Umbarger RUFTURE SPECIAUSTS 411-412 Alieky Buileliag. Portland, Oregon Results Guaranteed. F-JT01MES O BUSINESS COLLEGE i WASHINGTON V TENTH STS) PORTLAND. ORE: Cream Shippers will put money in their pockets by shipping their cream to us. We pay prompt, give full weight ana correct tests. A heavy demand for Hazelwaocl Butter means we must have more high grade cream. Ship where quality counts. HAZELWOOD CO., PORTLAND, OREGON. Explained. Sister Nancy was going the round of the ward in the big hospital for wounded soldiers, examining the med' leal charts over each bed and taking temperatures. Reaching the side of one hero, in whose mouth she had left the ther mometer a minute before, she was horrified to find, on withdrawing it, that it registered 120, although only an hour ago the patient was normal. Swiftly she summoned the house doc tor, but he, on arriving, was seriously perplexed, as there was nothing In the patient's condition to account for the sudden rise. "Look here," he said to the soldier, "have you dropped this thermometer or been fooling about with it?" "No, sir. Only been stirring me tea with it!" London Answers. NfW MODERN DANCING. V. Fletobar Hallamore. the loadinc Dsndnsr Ex. pert and Instructor InNflwl ork uty, writes: l bare need ALLEN'S FOOT-EASE, the antiseptic owder to be shaken into the ehoes, for ten years. ana reeommena it to an my pupils, it cures ana prerents sore feet field by all Drug and Depart ment stores, Joe. Sample fREE. Address, Allaa o. umuneo, ney. n. 1 Prolonged Mourning. Bones, a hostler, tailed to turn up at the livery yard one morning. "Where's Bones?" the boss asked. "His father's dead, sir," explained one other hostler. "Oh!" The next day again Bones failed to turn up. And the next day still he was absent "Benee aot about?" said the boss His father," said the other hostler, "as I told you before, sir " "Well, look here," said the boss, "you slip on your coat and run round to Bones' house and find out if he Intends to stay away all the time his father Is dead. Chicago Journal. Send 10c to Dr. Pierce Invalids' Ho tel, Buffalo, for large trial package of "Anuric" for kidneys, cures backache, Fearing the Worst "Do you want your wife to vote?' "Certainly," replied Mr. Orowcher, "All I hope Is that she won't get up series of campaign processions and make each of 'em as expensive as an Easter parade." Washington Star. Free. "Vacation Is a great thing." "Don't have to watch the clock then, h?" "Don't even have to watch the cal endar. Louisville Courier-Joirnal SAVED BY HELMETS MANY SOLDIERS OWE LIVES STEEL HEADPIECES. TO Bullets From Rifles and Machine Guns, as Well as Shrapnel, Glance From the Protection, Doing Wearer Little Harm. Fame awaits the man who resurrect ed the steel helmets. He's saved thou sands of lives. The great Anglo-French offensive on the western front has served to confirm all that has been hinted about the ugly inverted soup-bowl head gear, writes a London correspondent. In almost every London hospital today are men who wore them In the big push men who wouldn't be there if they hadn't It Is safe to say that thousands of British lives have been saved by the steel helmet during the last few weeks. Consequently, thousands of slightly wounded men in London hos pitals already are looking forward to the day when they'll return to the front. , An officer of the Royal Irish rifles, formerly a London Journalist, Is thanking his helmet for the fact that he Is merely a light casualty instead of a dead one. A bullet struck the steel hat at the band in front, plowed a furrow along the slope and bent the visor over one eye. A few badly bruised facial muscles were the only ill effects. An officer of the Royal Scots, by virtue of his helmet and a strong frontal bone, completely stopped an enemy bullet. Just before his bat talion left the trenches he peered over the parupet. A bullet struck the Inverted rim of the helmet and thumped aguinst the officer's fore head. It made a nasty bruise. A fellow officer near by tested his hel met with shrapnel. A Jagged piece of steel richocheted off one side and tore half the band off In the opera tion. Otherwise it would have been half his head. An officer of the Lincoln regiment in a big London hospital today swears that he felt and heard machine bul lets raining off his metal hat. One came a little low and clipped his cheek bone, so he had to come back to London for repairs. A lieutenant of an East Lancashire battalion had his helmet literally shot off his head. Two German pills must have hit In the same place," he said, "because one came through and burrowed along my scalp." This officer, like hundreds of his col leagues of the steel-hatted army, will be back in the wnr game within a month thanks to the Frenchman who months ago studied pictures of an cient warfnre and was impressed with the headgear of sixteenth century warriors. Steel hats press the head, are hot and have to be fastened under the chin with a leather strap. But Brit Ishcrs Just now those who know are thanking their many lucky stars for having undergone the Incon venience. New Idea for Paris Salon. A dispatch from Paris to the New York Herald contains the statement that when the next salon Is held possi bly a section will be devoted to mil' linery and dressmaking. The idea, it Is said, is put forward by M, Delville, a Paris municipal councilor. He holds that often there Is ns much artistic fancy nnd skill in a woman's toilette or a new hat model as In a picture or piece of sculpture. lie asks why one of these characteristic products of Parisian taste and imagination should not have a place In the salon, where goldsmiths' work and other branches of decorative art are always exhibited, ami attract as much attention as paintings. The dressmaker and mil liner will hnve come Into their own when for creations" in gowns nnd hats they can claim medals such ns were awarded to Rosa Bonheur. What ever the basis for the report which the Herald prints, certainly it indi cates a juunty spirit of confidence reigning, in spite of the war, in the breasts of French costume makers, Pickpocket Lost a Watch. If a mnn whose watch was stolen the other night while riding downtown from Wilson avenue on a Broadway car In Chicago hud discovered his loss, and if in consequence a detective had searched Charles Oakley's pockets. Mr. Oakley would have had some diffi culty In explaining how the missing watch got there. Mr. Oakley pulled the watch out of his pockets along with a bunch of keys the next morning as he started to open the door of his office. He went to the Chicago Tribune to get some light on the mystery. ''Some dip fanned a guy for the watch on the car and caught a dick giving him the once over, so he slipped you the Ingersoll before making a get away," the office boy explained. "You'd been the goat if a showdown came in the car." Depressed Debater. "Here's an Interesting quotation from the Latin, remarked the student, "I don't want to hear it," replied Farmer Corntossel. "But it relates to current political discussion." "That's Jes' where I quit They've rung Latin into law, medicine an' even into agriculture. If I've got to be Latin scholar to talk politics, I'm ready to quit conversation entirely." CASH PRIZES OFFERED FOR BEST DISPLAYS More Than $700 Will Be Distributed at Seattle Land Show for Best Coun ty or Community Exhibit The best county or community dis play at the land show In Seattle from October 4 to 14 will receive a cash prize of $400 and a handsome trophy banner. The second prize is for $200 snd the third prize $100. Already there is interest over Wash ington, Oregon and Idaho in this con test and a large number of Washing ton communities will try for the priceB. Oregon counties and com munities will also be well represented, the displays coming from the state fair at Salem. The contest has been thrown open to any commercial club, grange, farm ers' association, Improvement club or other county or community organiza tion in the Northwest. The management of the Northwest Land Products exposition has set aside $22S in gold for the best Indi vidual farm exhibit The first prize calls for $150 and the second prize $76. Indications are that the first land show ever staged in Seattle will he the greatest agricultural exhibit since the exposition of 1909. The Great Northern railway has taken space for an agricultural display and the Mil waukee will make a similar exhibit and in addition will bring the Mon tana state exhibit to the show. The Alaska display will be the greatest ever made and the entire ex hibit of grains, grasses and vegetables from the annual fall fair at Fairbanks will be shipped to Seattle the latter part of this month. The land show at Seattle will cover more than 70,000 square feet in the heart of the business district, the city authorities giving permission to tent over Fifth Avenue adjoining the Arena, the city's largest assembly hall. TYPHOID b n nor s tiecMwnr tlMaSmallpox. Army experience bub 6nenstrated tht all-wit solracnloni effi- excr. tod aMmlMMMt, f Aatttyphotd Vaoclaatlon. Ba Tccimt4 HOW xr four pbyticimn. you iu year family. 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Vogler, president of The Northwest Auto Co., of Portland premier speed boat enthusiast ot the Pacific Coast all-round sportsman and general good fellow, has been pre vailed upon to bring a duplicate ot the famous Marmon Si, that crossed the country in lees than six days, to Pen dleton during the Round-Up weelt bo that some of our real riders may hare a chance to see this wonderful car. When the railroad situation looked as if It might tie up every road in the country, Mr. Vogler said: We can move troops fast enough with the Marmon 34 to stop anything and one man proved it beyond a doubt." S. B. Stevens arrived at San Fran cisco Just 6 days, 18 hours after the car had left Columbus Circle, New York City, 3476 miles away. This completed the most remark able and fastest Journey ever made across the United States in a motor carthe average rate of speed being almost equal to the schedule of the fast transcontinental railroad trains. n V W. L. 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Therefore, Willie's friends were relieved to see him appear one morning looking very glum. "Hallo, Willie! What's the matter?" they cried in chorus. "Oh, don't chaff, boys don't chaffl Marriage isn't what I thought It was I My wife can't sing!" "Can't sing? Why, you ought to be thankful for that!" "Yes, I dare say. And I might be only, you see, she doesn't know It!" Hla Honor In Error. Mose Ham was arrested for "loud and uproarious language" and "dis turbing the peace." Judge Briles read the document In the case and then turned to the black-as-ebony prisoner. "Mose Ham," said he, "you are charged with shouting, groaning, cry ing loud In the night, lamentations, impure language, cursing, swearing, breaking the peace and general noiy conduct not befitting a citizen. What have you to say?" "Des dls, Jedge, dey ain't no spec' er dat de truf; all I had wuz er slight visitation ob religion. Ef I talked loud, jedge, hit wuz becauz I'm further away from th' Lawd dan mos' folks." Philadelphia Public Ledger. What a ToiHst Heard. A tourist in Ireland came upon a couple of men "in holts" rolling on the road. The man on top was pummel- Ing the other within an Inch of his life. The traveler looked on for a mo ment In silence and then Intervened. "I say, it's an infernal shame to strike a man when he's down." "Faith, if yez knew all the trouble I had gettln' htm down yez wouldn't be talkln' like that," came the Inter mittent reply. Judge. Either 116 Baking You may be famous for 1 your cooking, or V just a "beginner" Powder will help vou. m m s av Its goodness recommends m with an honest price that money take no other for th price), Boy' Shoes lest l ths Wtrit $3.00 $2.50 $2.00 President O W. I Iouglas Shoe Co., Brocktojf ass, Sold Under a Binding Guarantee Money Back If ItFaila for Man or Bat HAN FORDS Balsam of Myrrh A LIN I Ml NT For Cuts. Burnt, Bruises, Sprains, Strains, Stiff Neck. Chilblains, Lame Back, OldSoret, Open Wounds, and all External Injuries. 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