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WESCO SYSTEM of PENMANSHIP teaches roo HO V TO WRITE. IT IS THE BEST. BOOK BEAUTIFULLY ILLUSTRATED . 182 PAGES. BY MAIL, 75c NEW HOTEL HOUSTON Dave Houston, Prop. H. B. Thorsnes, Mgr. Thoroughly modern. 101 RoomB ol comfort Mod. rate Prices. Three minutes' walk from Union Depot. Writ for rates. 72 . Sols St, PORTLAND, 01 WEEKS' BREAK-UP-A-COLD TABLETS A guaranteed remedy for Colds and La Grippe. Price 25c of your druggist. It's good. Take nothing else. Adv. Little Bit of Medical Advice. Fashionable physician (to new pa tient) "Ah. madam, I perceive that you are all run down, a complete ner vous wreck, in tact, (Sizing ud lux. urious environment, and absently fall ing into nis usual formula.) I would advise a change of scene er say a little trip to Europe" Lady (shriek ing) "Good gracious, doctor, I've Just come from there!" Judge. Answers the Purpose. Wild-eyed customer I want a quar ter's worth of carbolic acid. Clerk This is a hardware store, but we have er a fine -line of ropes, re volvers and razors. Yale Record. To Breal: in New Shoes. AlWAVR ShfLke In Allen's Wnnt.JaeA a It cures hot, sweatine, achine. swollen tent Cures corns, lncrnwin? nails anrl h.ininna a. all druggists and shoe steres, ?fc. Dont accept any substitute. SSamplemaileUFREE. Address Allen a Olmsted, Le fioy. N. Y. Shifting the Blame. "Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?" "Yes, your honor. I would call your attention to the fact that the fool law yer who defended me was assigned to the case by yourself." Philadelphia Ledger. HOW RESINOL CUREP , ITCHING SKIN TORMENT Baltimore, Md., May 23, 1914: "My limbs from knee to ankle were com pletely covered with eczema for a year. It commenced with several small water pimples, which burst when I scratched them, until they de veloped Into sores, and oozed a yellow ish fluid. I hated to go in company, It Itched and burned so badly. I had no rest at night. I tried a good many remedies for eczema, both liquid and saive, but they did me no good, only made the skin more rough and scaly. I learned of reslnol ointment and res lnol soap and tried them, and was re lieved of the severe itching and burn ing AT ONCE, and after a month's steady use was completely cured." (Signed) T. S. Lewis, 1821 Summit St. Resinol soap and resinol ointment are sold by all druggists. Adv. END STOMACH TROUBLE, GASES OR DYSPEPSIA 'Tape's Dlapepsin" makes Sick, Sour, Gassy Stomachs surely feel fine in five minutes. If what you just ate Is souring on your stomach or lies like a lump of lead, refusing to digest, or you belch gas, and eructate sour, undigested food, or have a feeling of dizziness, heartburn, fullness, nausea, bad taste In mouth and stomach-headache, you can get blessed relief in five minutes. Put an end to stomach trouble forever by getting a large fifty-cent case of Pape's Diapepsin from any drug store. You realize in five minutes how need less it Is to suffer from Indigestion, dyspepsia or any stomach disorder. It's the quickest, surest stomach doc tor In the world. It's wonderful. Studied Botany. "Post How do you get your Christ mas tree so loaded down? Parker It's done by the grafting process. Life. Purifies Blood With Telling Effect Gives Conscious Evidence of Its Direct Action. 8. S. S., the famous blood purifier, almost talks at It sweeps its way through th dr-i-niAtlnn. Iti action la ao direct that Terr often in. some forma of akin affliction the appearance of the eruption changes ever Bight, the Itch and redness are gone and recovery begins immeaiateir. As a matter of fact, there it one ingredi ent in S. S. S. which serves the active pur pose of stimulating each cellular part of the body to the healthy and Judicious, selec tion of Its own essential nutriment. That la why It regeneratea the blood supply ; why It has such a tremendous Influence In over coming eciema, rash, pimples, and all ekln afflictions. And In reieneratlnr the tissues 8. S. S. has a rapid and positive antidotal effect tmnn all those Irritating influences that i-atist rheumatism, sore throat, weak eyes. loss of weight, thin, pale checks, and that weariness of muscle and nerve that Is gen erally experienced as spring fever. Get bottle of S. S. S. at any drug store, and In f Autm von will not onlv feel bright and energetic, but you will be the picture of new life. B. S. 8, is prepared emy iu vu. laboratory of The Swift Specific Co., 534 Swift Bldg., Atlanta, Ga., who maintain a very efficient Medical department, where all hinrf riinnrnVr of a stubborn nature may write freely for advice and a special book of Instruction. S. 8. 8. Is sold everywhere by drug stores, department ana general store, but beware of all substitute, tie aot accept them. V. N. U. No. 3, 1915 WHEN wrltlne to asisilss . s4aat sua. " tlx tab NAS MONARCH'S GUP Fine Old Drinking Vessel Lost for Centuries. Last Used by King John of England and Greatly Coveted by a Certain Millionaire of This Country. A certain millionaire from the tfni- :ed States northwest will be denied .he pleasure of drinking out of King John's cup, which long, long ago tormed part of the English royal tress- re. It Is surprising how the aewly rich' so suddenly and violently develop a passion for the aged things and the antique! Rare paintings and tapes tries engage many of them, and old castles, too; but this gentleman, though lavish with his money, instinc tively looks to the utility of things, Being a wine connoisseur the best old wines, if you please! he con ceived it art excellent idea to combine the contents and the receptacle in a harmony of things not entirely new, True, one cannot get real antiquity In wine, but if one has the money he can get wine of the very "age limit. King John's Drinking Cup. so to speak, and so excessive of price that even the silver cup of a long dead king would not be dishonored by it. This particular cup was lost In the water more than seven centuries ago, and was recovered in the Wash, Lin colnshire. It Is eight inches high and weighs 2 pounds. And the metal Worker who fashioned it was an arti san of no mean ability. But it is not for sale. War and Friendship. There are friendships among lovers bf science and of literature that even the bitterness of war fails to break, tt was Alexander von Humboldt, when the distinguished Arago was being abused, who, with a sigh, said, "Ah, that enemy Is one of my dearest friends!" For several years there has lived at Gedre, a little village hid den In the Pyrenees, a Monsieur Ron flon, known to entomologists far and wide as an enthusiastic collector of butterflies. And M, Rondon is on the inost amicable terms with Marshal ron der Goltz, the personal friend of the kaiser, former organizer of the Turkish army. Marshal von der Goltz Is himself an enthusiastic collector of butterflies. He is even said to think more of his lepidopterous treasures than of his trade as a soldier. He has written a number of articles on entomology and more than one of these has been dedicated to M. Ron don. There is even a rare and deli cate butterfly that bears the name of this warlike Teuton. Taking Care of the Careless. "Self-preservation is the first law ol nature." Every one says it, but no one proves it. After unnumbered cen turies men cannot take care of them selves. They never could. Each man is his brother's keeper. But it is harder now than ever, especially in a big city. A moment's negligence or absent-mindedness or temerity and the policeman has to ring for the am bulance. Recognizing the inability of people to take care of themselves and of the thronging, hurrying, self-engrossed hv ability of the units to take care of one another, Director of Public Safety Por ter has formed a committee whose duty it shall be to make Philadelphia a safer city in which to live, The idea is good and the committee has a large and difficult task to accom plish. The movement should have the encouragement of every humane Citi zen. Philadelphia Ledger. Arm Broken, He Hunts On. Isaac Miller, seventy-four years old, a member of a Bellefonte (Pa.) hunt lng party, out on the Alleghenies after deer, fell off a box In the hunters' tent and dislocated his left shoulder. So eager was he to get a shot at a deer that he refused to listen to the in sistence of his friends that he come home, but strapped the upper part of his arm to his body and hunted all week. He walked bIx miles to the nearest settlement and was brought home, a distance of 40 miles, by auto mobile. The arm was reset and he Is little worse for the experience. How Expensive Vanity Is. The vanity of thousands of Chicago firms in thinking that they are too well known to need to give their street addresses on their catalogues and business stationery causes the post office extra expense, estimated 4Vt 1260,000 a year. FOUND THINGS HAD CHANGED Auto Made It Impossible for De Wet to Repeat Famous Deeds on the Veldt Christian De Wet was the most pic turesque, resourceful and elusive fig ure on the Boer side of the South African war a dozen years ago. The efforts of the British forces to "round him up" were futile for many months. He and his followers were always turn ing up in the most unexpected ways and places. His maneuvers, his strat agems, were deemed real additions to the "art of war In the cavalry branch, or rather In the handling of "mounted Infantry," to be technically correct Hence when General De Wet went Into Insurrection against the Union of South Africa and on the side of Eng land's foes there was general expecta tion of a gamesome time. Whatever the effect, If any, on the final outcome of the war of his operations, It was ex pected that De Wet would supply the material for a lot of "stories," amusing to neutral readers as they were exasperating to his military op ponents. But the event proved that De Wet had not reckoned with the new factor that has come Into war since he ranged the veldt a dozen years ago. , a m u -""- 7". I," " with all his old skill and invention, The difference was that they never had a chance to rest. They had horses in plenty, they knew the coun try like the backs of their hands, but no matter how fast or skillfully they rode they could never really get away from their foes. Though their horses wearied and died, behind them the mo- ...u u.cu, uou.u tor cars of their foes, the horses of steel that fed on gasoline, kept re morselessly chugging on. The Herald has before suggested this should be termed "The Automo bile War." The running down of De Wet, the unequaled horseman of the veldt, emphasizes the merit of the suggestion. Chicago Herald. DEADLY POISON FLY PAPERS List of Accidents Covering Only a Few Days Should Show the Danger In Their Use. Considering the safe up-to-date n drnvw hat nest the methods Of destroying that pest, the domestic fly, it is remarkable that peo- pie win persist m usmg iuo , . . th all these papers Is arsenic, one of the rpl, t,nB o fnv n r.r TVP n O ClT i deadliest and most insidious of pot sons. The danger to children is great, and the danger to adults is by no means inconsiderable. The danger In general is proved I by various items to partial list of accidents from poison ous fly papers which speaks for itself. The list covers only the period be tween July 1, 1914, to August 24, in clusive, and cover 35 cases of poison ing, five fatal and 30 non-fatal or un- certain, ine usi uy uiaiea. mmum. Indiana, 6; Iowa, 5; Kentucky, 2; Minnesota, 4; Nebraska, 2; New York, North Carolina, 2; Ohio, 3; Penn sylvania, B; total, 35. Husband Is Poor Companion. The fact that one party to a mar- plnra la a nnor entertainer and com- panlon is no ground for a divorce, ac eordine to the holdins in Brown ver- bus Brown, 146 Northwestern Report- er, sij.. risaiua marrlorl fit Kalamazoo, and lived to- gether about eleven years, when the plaintiff left the defendant and ap- plied for a divorce on the grounds 01 nnn.sunnnrr and extreme cruelty. At the time of the marriage, and all the time thereafter, the defendant was a watchman at a railroad crossing, mak ing $35 a month, working very long hours and every day In the ween. Plaintiff was an Industrious and am bitious woman, working out without the desire or knowledge of her hus band. They both contributed to the family expenses. Defendant's salary would not allow a very elaborate ex istence. Plaintiff complains that de fendant after coming home from work would not be entertaining, would nev er talk to her. or take her out to ulaces of amusement, but Instead he would sit around the house, read we Daner and go to bed. The supreme court of Michigan held that the plain tiff failed to show such conduct on the part of the defendant as would justify granting a divorce. West si Cases. Sea Water a Disinfectant. Sea water electrically treated has been found to be of great value as a j. . ,., on in nnw liapd rSutrinaT for cleaning swimming pools, school- rooms, hospitals and similar places. it. cKaMiva onrl nnitn CfteaD. IL IB VCiJ BatVMiv " " -a ' wwn rh anil water is not obtainable . i.n.i.i .,,- marla nt - ill.M ndrlir nn tn tttfl COST. I'UD- ' , i r mnintninod . A,t,nn h tho addition a. bwcoivui.uh.iuu , - the first filling of about thirty gallons of the treated water to a pool of about oio-Vitv.flva thousand eallons. and then on addition nf the treated water mad,, a few davs. Hair and Dress. o. i .i. i. ninco rolat nn. . . . . .. .... I.-., stiiD between ine moae or iue ua.. . j nrovaiUne-mndf aiiaugcmcui u a of dress. It would be quite impossible tn imaeine the hoooskirt and Blender wir nf 1RB0 worn with the psyche knot of a few seasons ago, or to imag in. thn rdafwin folds of a Grecian tunic r thn Bmnlra stvles modeled on the Aruisn mnde wnm with the hieh. - - ... powdered coiffure of Marie Antoinette rapf HUSBAND NOT AN OPTIMIST Aunt Matty Could Stand for Consider able Laziness, but Placed Ban on Newfangled Religions. 'How 1b your husband?" asked Mrs Wells of her colored washwoman. 'Poorly, mighty poorljf, ma'am. He's; laid up with a misery in his back, but toothache. He never could stand tooth ache.1 'Too bad!" sympathized the lady, "Did the clothes fit him that my hus band sent over? No'm," was the regretful reply. "No'm, they didn't. They was too big. Wb hart tn s-lh them to his brother Eph. He was mighty glad they fit . t. h . "Ji , Dear me! I'm sorry the clothes did not fit him. Has he worked any lately?" "No'm. he ain't. 'Pears like he cain't get no work. Says he's glad, thou.. Hint timfiH ts efittin' hetter." Well, I declare," said Mrs. Wells, greatly Interested. "Your husband must be a regular optimist.' "No, indeed, he ain't," denied Aunt Matty, indignantly. "He's a Method ist, an' if he was to jlne any of them newfangled religions I'd get a al vorce." Judge. The Unresented Personality, "What are your friend's quallflca- tlons for the appointment you wish me tnnntrfirt Senator g ,lum , nominal nlue- 8er, "he hasn't any special ability." 6 ' 1 . ' ' " 1 Do you call lack of ability quail- flcatlon?" No. But It's an advantage. A man who hasn't ability can make friends .11 i nrtrmnA V I to gee Um helped along at publlo expense." Explaining an Escape. - 'Were you ever among cannibals?" asked Miss SUltgal. "Yes," replied the constant trav- el(jr "And they didn't have you for din ner?" Certainly not. Let me see, I met some cannibals lust before Easter." Oh, I see. How lucky for you that you met them during Lent!" T. - gold World. ao m yaa y,ca nm tw a number of years and then becomes a s.a(,v nnmhor in nnllUns ha ta seldom .g to earn a living." ,. ..... ,t,. v..- "inais irue. ties almost, as ueip- , ta , , ho r,nn. ductea a successful boarding house for a iong tlme and aeB suddenly of hear! disease." AMBIGUOUS. Mrs. Skolder I would have stayed away longer, but I didn't think you could afford it. BKoiaer iNonsense, my aear, i "ve iiau yuu suiy wu, WuBr. " "O ocuunu oisuo I . . , "Young uadson ana misb uoppej a DHVe TBUKUHa U1B neCUIlll BIHKO Ul , , . ... . . ,i .. """" in "What Is that?" all "They have stopped playing the Vic , ,.4j t .DJI. ""' " w , u"i is Had Trained. Mrs. Datus-Do you find your gyn nasium work helpful? yim. ... Mrs. Artigue Helpful. morning 1 was me urst one iu oi. a. hareatn pnnntfir nut. of n. bunch Oil ------- . one hundred starters, New lors. VST 1J worm. But No Vegetables Thrown. - "How did you enjoy the roof garden last night?" me snow was me worst hw ever. "Bon w a iruca garueu, eui An Unusual Dog Journey. "Inquirer" has interesting reading as to a dog having followed his master 119 miles. I think I can beat his "rec ord" by some 21 miles. It happened in 1890, Father, then a government official and a passionate hunter, had been transferred from S in the northern Carpathians to Z , about 140 miles away. Among his hunting dogs there was a 14-year-old dachs hund, which he had left with one of his friends. We were hardly settled in our new domicile when father re ceived a letter telling that Oil had disappeared. Father was Borry, for he was, as all hunters are, fond of his dogs, when a week after, Oil, all worn out and starved, suddenly reappeared. This is a remarkable feat. The dog had traversed nearly 140 miles in less than a week, through a very moun tainous country, and without being able to follow us on the "scent," as we made the trip by rail. Letter to New York Times. A National Calamity. "Where's my umbrella?" demanded the wife of a member of parliament. 'I'm afraid I've forgotten It, my dear," meekly answered her husband. must pe m ine train. "In the train?" snorted the woman. And to think that the affairs of the nation are Intrusted to a man who doesn't know enough to take care of a woman's umbrella!" New York Call. 10 CENT "CASCARETS" FOR LIVER AND BOWELS Cure Sick Headache, Constipation, Biliousness, Sour Stomach,, Bad Breath Candy Cathartic. n nrlds how bad vour liver, atom- Ch or bowols: how much your head aches, how miserable you are from constipation, indigestion, biliousness ana siuggisn Doweis-youaiwayB gei JlnlnKt nlaanen anil fOtrtllotO tVlft otnrtV . rmnvB thB .,, fBrmentine f ood and foui gases; take the excess bile from the liver and carry off the con- stipated waste matter and poison from the intestines and bowels. A 10-cent bx from your druggist will keep your liver and bowels clean; stomach sweet and head clear for months. They work while you sleep. Naughty Wrinkles. "Quick, quick, my dear everybody else is in the lifeboat. The ship Is sinking!" Wait a moment I cannot be seen like this.. The life belt makes my coat pucker." The Bystander, towfc. Byes and Granulated Kyelkls; No Smarling- y mail Free. Murine Bye Remedy Co. , Chicago. Philosophy on the Half Shell. ' "What aro you wonting at now?" "Shuckin' oysters," replied Mr Erastus Pinkley, How do you like the work?" 'It's purty hard work. 'Bout de only satisfaction I gits out of It 1b thinkin' how lucky I Is to De ae snucK er instid o' the oyster." Washington Star. HOWARD K, BTTRTOH - Aniayer met fmemllt, lieauville. uolontao. opefmueu pnut. wv.u. Silver, Lead, O. Gold, Silver, 75oi Qol.1. 60o: Zino or Copper, $1. Moiling envelopes id iull price list sent oa a.'Piica'on. vuniroi u .liu,'t;" Uoited. Ilefereaoei Carbonate national nans. Lures of Home. Simms You're a poor sort of a club member. I very seldom see you around at the clubhouse. Timms Why, I get around once or twice a week, Simms Well, look at me; I'm there every niht. Timms Yes, but you're married, and rm Blngle.-New York TlmeB. Constipation causes and seriously ag- o-ravates manv diseases. It is tnor ,,7 j r,. p;-,-,,'. pllt ?"Khly cured Py, Dr- P erce s Fellets. Tiny sugar-coated granules. The Fell Clutch of Habit. Ragged Rogers 1 heard a feller say dis mornln' dat he wasn't happy un less he was workin'. Tattered Thomas Ain't it a terrible t'lng when er habit gits hold of er manl Boston Transcript, What it Was. "A complete kidnaping outfit was found in this town." "You don't say! Where was it-7" "In a cradle manufactory." Balti more American. PINK Cures the sick T.lrmlr! vlvn nrt Clean Knowledge. "We are going to give up having Johnny get an education." "For what reason?" wen, wo tm gei mm swrumu ln Hme ' " Well, we can't get him sterilized Lien Figfif Stoma oli s On Their Napoleon so said. A man with a weak stomach is pretty sure to be a Door fighter. It almost imnossible for anvone. man if digestion is poor, to succeed in business or socially or toenjoy life. In tablet or liquid form Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery helps weak stomachs to strong, healthy action helps them to digest the food that makes the good, rich, red blood which nourishes the entire body. This vegetable remedy, to a great extent, puts the liver into activity oils the machinery of the human system so that those who spend their working hours at the desk, behind the counter, or in the home are rejuvenated into vigorous health, Has brounht relief to many thousands every year for orer forty rears. It sen relieve you and doubtless restore to you your former health and atrenvth. As least you owe It to yourself to a Ive It a trial. Sold by Medicine Dealeraor sendGOcior trtal box of Tablets- Dr. I'lerce'slnvullda1 Hotel Surgical Institute, Uuffalo,N.Y. Yeu m havi Dr. Pftrte's Common Sense Medloal Adviser ot 1001 hees ter Its. YOUR WELFARE is at stake when you neglect the Stom ach, Liver and Bowels. Poor health will soon overtake you. Keep up "to the mark" by assisting these organs in their work with the help of HOSTETTEB'S Stomach Bitters It makes the appetite keen and aids digestion. Try a bottle 1 ISSUE KOW-KURE. Is the well-known sow undlelM 1 1 lag and Lost Appetite. M Try a package of KOW-KURE en your poorest t& 'milker and note results. It is Bold by druggista fit and feed dealers in 60c and $1.00 packages, l Write us for valuable tree book, "lbs Cow : JJOCtor,' I Dairy Association; Co, i Lyndonvltle. Vt. 3 !T"YG0R1DEAS n nnn offVrnil for certain Tn ventl 01m. Hook "H ow to Obta I n , Futent" and "What to Invent" nntfrcH. Rend roimh skeU-h for free I report as to patentability. Patent; ad vnrtlsed for sale ut our expense in Mao- ufBetnrfirH' Journal. CHANDLEE & CHANDLEE, PateTit Arty's rEsbUVasis 1 034 F. St, rValliingtoa, O. G TYPHOID Is no more necessary than Smallpox. Array experience has demonstrated the almost miraculous effi cacy, andharmlessnessl Antityphoid VaccinaUoo. Be vaccinated NOW by your phyiiclan, ye" lour family. It Is more vital than home Insurance. Ask your physician, druggist, or send for Have you had Typhoid?" telling of Typhoid Vaccina, lesults from use, and danger from Typhoid Carriers. WE CUTTER LABORATORY, BERKELEY, CAL raooucme vscc.sis s sssims uhdss . s. soy. ucsasi Same Thing. "Does your husband keep a scrap book?" "Not exactly; he keeps a checkbook and we have a scrap every time It Is used for my benefit." Boston Trans cript. IF YOUR CHILD 13 CROSS, FEVERISH, CONSTIPATED Look Mother! If tongue Is coated, cleanse little bowels with "Cali fornia Syrup of Figs," Mothers can rest easy after glvln "California Syrup of Figs," because In. a few hours all the clogged-up waste,. Bour bile and fermenting food gentlr moves out of the bowels, and you have' a well, playful child again. Sick children needn't be coaxed t take this harmless "fruit laxative." Millions of mothers keep it handy be cause they know its action on the stomach, liver and bowelB Is prompt and sure. Ask your druggist for a 50-cent bot tle of "California Syrup of Figs," which containB directions for babies, children q( all ages and for grown-ups. Revised. The old motto might have read: "In time of peace prepare for Hobson and Gardner!" Chicago Herald. EYE DISTEMPER CATARRHAL FKVTCR AND ALL NOSB AND TUHOAT DISEASES and acts as th tonsil ft preventative for others. Safe for brooil mares and all mm m m ire sr-r 1 im m 11 1 TYW cithern. Neat kldnev remedy. 60 cents a bottle. 15 a doien. Sold by all druggists and turf goods houses, or sent exyress paid, by the manufacturers. Booklet, "Dlsternpsr, Causa and Cure," free. 6POHN MEDICAL CO., Chemists and Bacteriologists, Goshen, Ind., U. . A. His Good Angel, Caller How much for a marriage It cense? Town Clerk One dollar. Caller I've only got 60 cents. Town Clerk You're lucky. -Philadelphia Bulletin. is difficult or woman. s i