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About Morning register. (Eugene, Or.) 1905-1929 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1926)
i5!t.': FpUR pubiiitiia br PUULISniNQ OOUPANT PRANK JBNKINH RNBST H. OII.STRAP - Preetdent Vlce-Preeldent )tere4 t the Poetofflc. et Ehigene.Ore. m Beoond-Claae, Matter PuSllabed every mornlrie; except Monday. Office; Raileter Block. 66 Willamette. Btislnr-sa Matters ' Ad'dreae all comrounlcatlone and make all . . remittance payable to Toe Hegliter , Pabllahtng Company. fa or'derlnc ehahf. of addreei, eMbeorlb ere ahould alwaya live old ee weU ae mw addroee. - Kajibrn BnslueM Office Charlee B. Hitler, til Fifth Avenue. New York City: W. K. Block well, People'e Oaa Bulldlnr, Chicago. Mrtrnlnff Rosister Delivered by Carrier, per week....! .1 Delivered by Carrier, per month,... .50 rtelfvril bv Carrier, elx monthl tin advance) Ttailwnd bv Carrier, one year (IB advance) 1.00 Delivered by Halt in Lane County ana .... 4.00 Onutde Lane County (In advance).. .00 Sunday Register One year by Atoll (in advance). .11.50 FOXJj ASSOCIATED PRBSa LEASED WIRE SERVICE - Ta Aaaoelated Preaa la exolnalvoly an- tltleA to taa oaa (or publication ot all neve diepatebea credited to It ar Dot atberwiee ox edited In thla paper, I alaa the loual newa nubllebed herein. All' rUThta ot publication ot apaolal ilepatchea herein are alao reaarvea. WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 13, W20 ' . HAVE A CAKE, MATES I ... The merchant tallora ot the Pa cific Coast are assembled In for - xhal annual convention In San Francisco, and fearsome rumors uf their deliberations are leaking out. Contemplating these rumors, and analyzing them, the suspicion Is born that tailors are fond of mince pie late at night and that they babble next morning ot their dreams. There la the wild tale, for in stance, that the golf courses will be embellished this spring by bare masculine knees twinkling brightly : m the mellow Pacific sunshine. ; Ugh! Could anything short ot hot , mince pie, sitting uneasily on the i stomach in the small hours be tween midnight and morning, have conjured up a vision like - that? It's a grand old game, but think of : bare knees; knobby knees, skinny knees, hairy knees; peeping coyly forth from beneath plus fours all around the green, like skunk cab bage blossoms from their encircling foliage! Think of it, ye devotees of the driver and the brassle, and shudderl And how, we ask to know, are these knees to be revealed? How other than by the device known as "rolling their own?" Imagine the ' spectacle of portly papa, bending ' llssomely in the direction of toes , he hasn't seen for years, and shyly rolling his stockings. Won't It be a divinely thrilling sight? All the feminine' hearts in the adjolnlne townships will go pit-a-pat. It will be worth getting up early on Sun. day morning to see. J ' But the' clairvoyant tailors do' not confine their visions of the classy male ot 1926 to his manifestations on the golf course. They gaze rev erently into their crystal balls and receive revelations of him dressed up like a horse in all the colors of the rainbow and some besides, Sand tones, sliver grays, and glenn quart plaids these are the tos? hues they see enshrouding his manly form. Glenn "quart" plaids i what a mellow tone it has, and how appropriate to the. nineteenth lole! .-..it; wljl be a sight for sore eyes there can be no doubt of that. But when .one of these gorgeous papas comes home all decked out In his sand tones and his silver grays and finds his sweet mama fingering the dressmaker's latest bill, where is lie going to be?. He Is going to be high and dry on a sand spit that's where he's going to be. When he opens his trap to bellow forth hl3 protests, his better half Is going to Base sweetly and appralslngly upon Ills rainbow trappings and give htm the hoarse ha-ha. ': Have a care, mates! These foxy tallormen are' laying a shrewd trap' for you. You've been having' a noble (tlrAo these long generations poking fun at the sartorial whimj 'of the weaker sex, but where will you be, standing with bare knoo gleaming softly like a light-house In' a fog, and trying to kid the lady of the' house out of buying a new and fashionable and costly trpckS '. TOO MUCH INTEIiilQENOE hj Declaring that even the small percentage of children who go through the secondary schools have great difficulty In getting suitable employment In which they can' uiw ; their Vhigher education," a British 'educator voices his fear of develop ing too much Intelligence In the world. "The world," he says, "Is not organized or prepared for a much larger level ot Intelligence than It already has." He believes' j' . a serious congestion In the ranks of v'i"irhlt' collar workers would result If the sonernT average ' it l'lVtolll gence were raised only as much as 10 por cent. This seems a curious sort of worry for an educator. It implies that all persons In white-collar Jot's are intelligent and that all porsont in other Jobs, aro not Intelligent.' It also confuses Intelligence with schooling, overlooking the fact that 8ome persons get through and be yond the secondary schools without particularly developing their faculty of understanding, while others have been known to acquire and uso wisely a considerable amount of knowledge with very little school ing. In fact, a 10 per cent increase In the general -level of. Intelligence might lessen overcrowding in those same whito-collar ranks by creat ing greater respect for all useful Jobs. No Job that Is worth doing Is contemptible. It is only an un intelligent attitude toward all kinds ot work that places disproportion ate emphasis upon the respectabil ity of the white-collar worker. .. An explorer claims that civiliza tion originated in the Sahara desert. Which explains, it true, why the "wet" question was a later devel opment in human history. Closing of fishing streams has one disadvantage. It further' lim its the opportunities of the fellow who comes and tells, about the big one that got away. Now that Irving Berlin has mar ried his sweetie, what will he do for inspiration for melancholy songs? ' The barn dance Is an old-fashioned one that can't be revived. You can't dance worth a cent In a garage. r Early Days In Eugene (From the Morning .Register, January 13, 1907). Mrs. Tjalr Thomoson came ' In from Albany yesterday to visit her parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Hobbs. 8ixtv thousand dollars was paid out at the Allen cannery during the past year. Eighty-six carloads oi canned products were shipped. Dr. M. C. Wire went to Yoncalla yesterday to hold quarterly meet ing at the Methodist church. The mayor and members of the street committee spent the greater part of the day yesterday supervis ing the work of a crew of 12 men engaged In ; building roads and trails in Hendricks park. The Southern Pacific company's sawmills at Marcola are closed down for repairs for a few weeks. EUgehe people have received the charred remains of letter mall that went through the fires at Junc tion City a few days ago. E. O. Tobey is in receipt ot some deedd from Salem that are almost des troyed while the Register had a letter from the American cham ber of commerce at Manila that U In the same fix. Daily Lessoa In English By W. L. Gordon Words Often Misused: Don't say, "The whereabouts of the men were unknown." Say "the whereabouts was." - Often Mispronounced: Persua sive. Don't pronounce the last "s" as "z." Often BIlsBpcUod: Independent. Not ant. Synonyms: Banquet, festival, feast, festivity, repast, entortaln ment. Word Study: "Use a word three times and It Is yours." Let Us in crease our vocabulary by master ing one word each day. Today's word, Laconic: expressing much In a few words. "His sense was strong and his- style laconic." Welwood. Briefs of Oregon Life The board of directors of the Oregon Linen Mills, Inc., has em ployed Colonel W. B. Bartram as their field man, to have general charge of their outside activities. In getting the raw materials, with the idea of securing the growing of flax and threshing, retting and scutching It, which mav mean the construction of plants at different points over the valley, e Eoports received Indicate that a move may be launched In southern Oregon within the next few days to Induce A. C. Marstors, Rosoburg banker and member of the Oregon state fair board, to enter the con test for governor at the Republi can primary election next May. , Independence hop growers aro beginning to get ready for work in the yards. The aeneral imnrcn- slort Is there that the hop market will be about the same for tho next few years. In the post fow days the Wolf Hon comoanv and T. A. Llvesley have closed contract tor about 30,000 pounds at 20 conts for fuggles and 0 cents for clusters. . e a a Fortv-nlx vears ago last Sunday the worsr storm' In the history of the Willamette .valley struck Sa lem. The roof was torn off the state capltoi building while Sacred Heart academy and a large num ber of dwellings were badly dam aged. Huge trees wore uprooted and farm buildings were destroyed. Off Days Old gontlcman " What would you like to be when you grow up?" Boy 'Td llko tn be a brick. layor." . Old gentleman "Why would you like to be a bricklayer?" Boy " 'Cause there' so many days when bricklayers can't work." His Status First Passenger (on . ocean liner): Great Scott, what a lot of food that man eatsl Second Passenger: He must be what they call a stowaway, The Progressive Grocer. . When to Shift Baby to the Bottle It tho Infant Falls to Clnln in Welclit and Strength oil Con tinued Breast Feeding, It Is Tlnio to Change Diet. lly ROYAL S. COl'EI.ASIl. M.D. (United Slate. Senator from New York) Kjrmcr CMnmliialoner ot Health Now York City ' Every week or so some young mother writes to ask ndvico about weuninir lior baby.. She wants to sty know how to tie 1 eUle when' it is time to take the infant off tno breast and to give It the bot tle. The best sign Is the baby him self. It he is prospering and tho mother is well, the breast feeding may continue. A normal, healthy Infant gains from six ounces to a ha.t pound In weight the first your. tvxmicafuim every week for Later, the train is not so great. It may be from three ounces to six ounces every week. So long as the child makes consistent gain, to about this extent, there Is no occa sion for worry. A healthy child sleeps most oi the time. He Is ant to fall asleep during his feeding, or Immediately afterward. During the first half year of life he will be likely to sleep 20 hours every day. If the feeding Is ample ana ot good quality, the bowels act reg ularly. There is no gas formation and no distress. Vomiting and severe crying are absent. l wouldn't give a cent for a Daoy that never cried. There is some thing wrong with a vocally silent Infant, just as there is with one that cries most of the time. The usual allowance for crying tn a healthy child is a sum total of au hour a day. I hare told you how to tell whether or not the infant is pros pering. The reverse of these good signs and symptoms will warn you that the child is not doing well. Then, of course, bottle feeding must be considered. Fretfulness, crying, moaning and vocal protests for hours at a time are signs of trouble. Whining and crying during nursing are nrettv sure signs of the lack of a nourish ing supply of milk. vomiting, infreauent or over- frequent stools, and general" ap pearance of Ill-health are other evldenoes of the need of better feeding. Perhaps the best reason for tak ing the child off the breast and placing him on the bottle, in loss ot weight, or failure to gain in weight. Just as gain in weight and strength is a sign of well-being, so the reverse Is a sure reason for suspecting that the quality or quan tity may not be right. When tho baby fails to progress physically it is time for bottle feeding. s i Answers to Health Queries I Thanks. Q. Where can I lo cate a competent doctor who will take care of a tubercular patient.' Answer. Go to any of the large hospitals where they will be glad to advise you along these lines, a a P. L. Q. What causes mouth breathing? Answer. Usually deceased ton sils and adenoids. It would be ad visable to have the obstruction re moved. V i ' a a a A Reader. Q. Kindly advise me of a remedy for freckles. Answer. Equal parts of lemon Juice and peroxide will tend to bleach the freckles. Use a good cold cream after. e a R D. Q. Is hay fever contagl- ous? Answer No. it Is not. Copyright 1920 By Newepapcr Feature Service, Inc. I ' Boaqnet of Anecdotes Hot Plebeian Shoes To achieve elegance, madam ordered a pair of smart boots from an expensive shop. Some days after delivery she returned them. "Your boots don't fit well. I can't walk In them." ".Madam,", replied the dignified shopkeeper, "people who havt to walk don't shop hero." Sans Oene (Paris). Tho Woman Pays "Does your wife take to bridge?" "She takes to It more than she brings back." Boston Transcript, e e They'd Taken the Same Courso Grace: "How did you get along with your French In Paris?'' Viola: "Wonderful! I found ttto women . from Denver who could understand me!" Life. e e Resting From Bridget Mrs. Subbubs: "I'm going to let Bridget off for a couple of weeks." Subbubs: "What! Why, she's not entitled to a vacation." Mrs. S.: "No, but I ain." Bos ton Transcript. Well Tubbed "Tho GuaifdlanB ore trying to trace the relativen of a four- IMOTHERSI - AND TaTBIB CHILDREN I Sleeping Outdoors One Mother Says: My baby sleeps much more soundly In. the. open air than he does In the houso, so I have a large basket which I keep on tho Porch. In- cold woathor I lino tho baskot with four or five layers of news paper. This keeps out all draftb and make tho baskot warm and snug. (Uopyrlght, 1111, Assoo, Editor, Inc.) V E s MORNING REGISTER, EUGENE, ORE.. WEDNESDAY, JAN months-old baby found oii n door slt p. It was ilroat 'in clothing of very poor quality, uml had been IllUOll mumu'rt'U. iwiy - .1. Ilk.. , p:1mo ih "till-iivvllic the Imliy out wun tno uain-wuiur. ruiifl). e e " lWMiMlly "Sllvod" ltefm'o tin cccloalusiicul - olec- ""A committee of Inquiry, nn in formal group of cloiT.y and laxity u,id K.'liH-UHi at tin equally Inform al meeting f members of Synod." Now Zealand i a per. We noticed tho Informality nt once. 1'uncn. The Molnitflioly Truth 'You look tired!" - 'Vm. I've had a bad day. Th.it office boy of mine came in wish lite old story of getting away for his grandmother's funeral, o J'iM to tench him a lesson I s.l.l I would accompany him." "He took you to tho baseball game. I suppose?" No such luck! Ho told the truth for once. It was his grand mother's funeral!" Oood H waro. . . . ' Credentials Football coach (to uppllcant for place on team) "What experlenco have you had?" Aiinlioant "Well, last summer I was hit by two autos and a truok." Boston Transcript. Radio Programs Today neat FMturea Throaibout the Country Tonight Weilnesdny. January 15 :1S p. m. wot (270) Amoo, Iowa. Uoxlns KnnsiiB va. Arnea. 6:30 iv m. WJZ (464.3) New York,' Lewleohn music concert. 6:00 p. m. Wl.IT (304.6) Philadel phia. Jewish welfare program. 6:00 p. m. WL.W" (435. S) Cincin nati. Fort Thomas 10th Infantry band. 6:60 p. m. WOS (440.9) Jofforeon City. Lincoln unlvorelny band con cert. 6:30 p. m. WOR (406.3) Newark. French mUBlc from S. 8. Parle. 7:00 p. m. KOA (323.4) Denver. Co-operative club program. Tar West Station Rllent Tonight KQO. KPSN KOAC OorvnUls 280.2 7:20 p. m. Musical selections; talks. Vh Atj jaigary ' lao.o 7:00 p. m. Ladies concert trio. KFI Los Angeles 487 5:30 p. m. Matinee program. 8:30 o. m. Vest pockot concert; detective stories. - 7:20 p. m. varied program. 8:00 p. m. Ventura program. 9:00 p. m. Examiner program. 10:00 p. m. Patrick-Marsh or chestra. EGO Oakland si .a 4:00 p. m. Concert orchestra. 6:30 p. m. "Mr. Flxit." 6:00 p. m. Dinner concert. '. KGW Portland 101.D 8:00 p. m. Concert. 10:00 p. m. Sherman Clay con cert. KHJ Lob Angeles 105.2 6:30 p. m. Children's' program; screen juveniles. , 8:00 p. m. Astronomy talk. 8:30 p. m. Courtesy program. - KJR Seattle 3S4.4 ' 7:00 p. m. Sears-Roebuck pro gram. 1 8:30 p. m. Studio program, KUC Oakland 508.2 4:00 p. m. -Women's hour. 6:00 p. m. Sunset matinee. 6:30 p. m. Orchestra. 8:00 p. m. Educational pro gram, i 9:00 p. m. Concert direction countesso Arcardi. - 10:00 p. m. Sweet's ballroom orchestra. (1 hours), . ENX Hollywood S.18.D 7:00 p. m. Ambassador concert orchestra. 8:00 p. m. Feature program: Towne Cryer. 9:00 p. m. courtesy program. 10:00 p. m. Dance orchestra. EOA Denver 322.4 6:30 p. m. Brown Palace string ui i;iienLitL. 6:30 p. m. "Book of Knnwi. edge." 7:00 p. m. Co-oneratlve nitih nt uenver. KI'O San Franeisoo 428.8 7:00 n. m. Fairmont Tintnl chestrar 8:00 p. m. Atwater Kent artists. 9:00 p. m. Silvertown orchestra. 10:00 n. m. Staten rfd..n.,t orchestra. KWSCPullmnn 348.6 7:30 n. m. Pinnit vn.i violin; talks. . ' The Spice of Life "Tommy,- does any other young man call to see your sister whon I m not here?" "Well, not exactly to see her, because there's no light in the room when he's there." Butcher: Tou want some brains, mnoam" Housewife: Tes, please. My hus band hasn't had any for a long time Customer: Theso Smaller than usual. cigars are merchant: Yes: you see, olgnr nv.:":fncturor noticed the that "" last half-inch Is nlwavs 'hrnwn away, so ho makes them now. that much shorter. "Kvory bono In mv hmlv nrf.o. grumbled the pessimist. men you ought to bo glad you're not a herrinn-.'' nnimd.j the optimist. . e More nnval planes might do away wllh war. Thev would keep tho battlo fleets so hii-v bunting for them they wO"ltln' tlmo to fight. Now Orleans Tlmes Plcayuno. e It would ho fine If clothing mnn ufacturers would sew on buttons with the same care that Is devoted to the affixing of slso and price tags. Florence (Ala.) Herald. Mussolini snys his reglmo can't ho overcome except by force. Well nobody suspootod that reason would affect It. Mnrtlna Times. . One difference holwcen the chnmeleon nnd tho pedestrian Is that tho chameleon blends with tho scenerv vnluninriiv a.h sas Gazette. a Try llio Tlontlst "And hov is the ll'tlo girl?" "Weill I've l.nil tier iu.l..l.l nnd I ve had her confirmed, but nothing seems to cheer her up!" Colllor's. . Flor dn's Itullng Passion Wo have a place for n irnn,i woman bnoltkoenor who .inn. t wnnt to soil real estate. Salary 40 YTu.-n. , -rorsytn til. Jacksonville Paper, Success in Life Merely Affair of Energry Wo Munt Have n l'livlng Force, Something Powerful That Will '.Lend Speed to Our Purpose ful Journey. Hj- PAN KKNPAl.t. nonius, 1 have Juxt read, i:, mainly an affair of energy. It w not onoug'l to be a dreamer, elM the men and women who hnvo at tained the pinnacle of achieve ment would still bo at the foot of the mountain. Few of Us can claim to lie among the select band wnere genius has H" sway, but many more of us may ronsonubly expect a modicum of success wnicn. h Hero Is tho secret ot tno iiiiiron i affair of energy. Wo hope to mnvood. und hope is a useful crutch to bear us nlonu the path of life. But It Is not nough. To travel by the am of a crutch is a slow method of progress. Wo must have a driv ing force as well, something powerful" that will lend speed to our Journey to tho golden land of accomplishment. .Knthusiasm! Here Is tho secret o ftho march forward) What great achieve ment over came the wny of a mar. who lacked tho driving force ot enthusiasm! Knthusiasm Is Hfo Itself. Without It you resign your self, to a kind of moral death. look Pack on tne ntstory ot me world. F.xumino each outstanding accomplishment, each marked ad vance In tho thought of man. Yon will find that one and all orig inated from the mind of a mao imbued with an enthusiasm for ills Ideal. Without this enthusiasm, with out this energy, you nro unhealthy -you aro foredoomed to failure. How, you may nsk, can tills enthusiasm bo engendered In a naturally nnatliotic human being? Tho answer; must coma from within. You must find a purposb in life. You must mnko up your mind to got a goal In llfo and go for It. And, I wnrn you. It is not easy. Thoro's n Rwison "Why has tho sturdy Swedes rosy choeks? It in becanso ho drink. on nn nvernKO seventy Rallons of milk each yenr. In tho United States each person consumes n yearly nverajre of forty-two pnl lons of milk. Our niftiest chlckons are "mllk-fcd." Wo know the A Resolution For The Married Man The married man who uses the budget plan for running' his house hold finances is able to stop hitherto unknown leaks" and therc-by save more money. A Bank of Commerce Checking Account will enable you to adopt the budget plan. Why not open such an account as a New Year's reso lution. Plan Your Spending BANK QDMMERCE EUGENE OREGON LAST TIMES TODAY A firent Rtnr In a Gorgeous . Tnlo of Fashion's Follies. lave of asmon CODYV M.MIY OAltri WIM.IAM H MNRS CHARLEY CHASE lu "The Caretaker's Daughter" FOX NEWS AESOP FABLES j (Vfcakia' "" 0"vTT7T vf . 13, 1926 virtue of milk tot thorn but what about our children Y m nciiufo Kxorelso of two kinds h nec. , enable ono to redu . : ere so "f the l'l'y """ I ho will Ver. It t.U' a good ..! of llio Hitter to curb the l..- I"'1""' Keep Young fling to vtuir youih. It H tho ai tls. 's s k in trade. Don't K ye in, Hint von are axing nJ Juu won't line." ftevenaoii. Cunt of Tlumae Wo wltth In i-Ki'ione our Ihrnllie l all ll, ri'loll.K U eo kln.tlv naelatml lla III lit,. riM-rul alrkneea ami il"tll "" .lour one, Kllanbotll Mi-Powell, anil fur tn uu- liiuiiilirul floral eriei-lime. LOCHIA Mi-PinVKl.L, KM MA W A UN Kit. I , I X A KI.IH'K Mini FAMILY. lllll.l.M AIUIAMH ami FAMILY. I Kl.oitA IMiMI'IKIt ami FAMILY. KltANK MA UN Lit. Fashion Park and Society Brand Never have we prices on suits losing money on every suit whether we hold it or not . so why not sell them. They are real suits containing good high-grade material. They are tailored by Fashion Park and Society Brand people which says a lot for the suits. They are worth twice as much as we are asking for them. . Just . Here They Not Enough Suits Listed Here to Be Even Representative $35 Tweeds and Cashmeres in Sizes 35, 36, ( 37, 39 and 40. Pick out your size - - ) $40 Suits in Different Materials in Sizes 35, ( 37 and 38. Assorted colors - - - - r ( $45 Fashion Park and Society Brand Suits ( . in Sizes 35, 36 and 38 ( $50 Fashion Park and Society Brand Suits ( in Sizes 34, 35, 38 and 39 C $52.50 Fashion Park and Society Brand Suits in Sizes 35, 36, 37 and 40 $55 Fashion Park and Society Brand Suits in Sizes 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 42 - - Men's Work Clothes Closing Out Entire Stock We are discontinuing men's work cluthiiifr-closinir them out completely. We are doing this at cost-wc do not make a cent on the transaction. Headlight Overalls Work Shirts Canvas Cloves M A Another Big Savin Lewis S'8 The,ralaT1nw!,it nriccs we , nif.r Z Z 7i . ,u-wlt" stouts and slims n sonic sixes. wait th" Mndcrwr. it's going to be an immense plcnn-np. $8 50 to $10 $6.50 to $8.00 $4.50 to $6.00 $3.00 to $4 Values Values Values Value $6,65 $5.65 $3.65 $2.6 Green-KilbornCq 825 Willamette I men'a wear Eugene, Org Office Cat .4 ..... ..l..r a mull l UM lent HI" f l lal" ' Th. ",.r en Il '''""!' plewun, lluu. Il.llr.. ' "" ' " A PAY Ih'ni'T LOHT IF You li,e learned lu do ...... " You'lfav '"" '""'J,'. ;, l,.v. sal I l """" ''" Yu" "" yml veto yealei.tiir. You ui..lereli.ml your nlUU..c a llllla Y.m''e"'"i.ulh a llllle me. clearly. When Hi" tlunkey w Ilia ekra, lie linn.". I" wll'l. I" , Well, t lioor.- Ilia -ilne.nl. TI.ere'e a I'lttle lli'"'e tvtm 'n ,'kll Own-fill parstiotovU'nl liv m rom At Cost and Below Cost offered such values. Rarely do you see reduced to cost and below cost We are Like Giving Them Away Come and Get 'Em. Are Men! Below Work Socks Wool Stag Coats Walrus Slickers A Cent More Than Cost Union underwear Reduced our.KroP. f savings on clean-ups,- odd' lots, broken . en ar li.l.e,,u, . ........ ..... 1,,, , On. "."ul".!"'lOlJ When d.d MV.,fcS lie rail I ...I,. T'1''ty Aid lake , ;""- TUm Hims. l.'A.lhjY' "w - ..a- VVU-II i Leather Jacket Flannel Shirts Raintest Clothing I asvessssskaSi
