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MOIW.ftEGUTER, JUCENE,EWMNESDAYT MARCH , 123 V- Publlibed by (THANK JKNKINS , Preeldent f-BRNBST K. OIUTMAP -VtoPrMldut ICoteiea at tai Boetoffies at ne, On, jC . M exwos4-0saa -Matter ilpuhliahea' mtt oraliic mnt Meaaar, Jiffloel JUsUter. Weak... MB Willamette UlM (II eeausttaleatlona ul xaafct nil iweilttanaee earable to Tbe HeiUter nniajniac uuuftur. I In ordering cbanfe of aedpeea, aubarrlb f ere ennula alrmjr six aid Well as i new aaapsee. f Haste!! BnNlnflM 'Omra tVIIIUm D. Ward, Tribune nuUdlnn. New York Cltn w. H. stacsveiv reopie a T Oaa DullOlneVCtsWeso. ' 5 - Mtwntnff !ReBtfatfr yjltllrered br Carrier, par week. .,t .18 w Dellrered br Carrier, per month. ..- .80 Delivered br Carrier, alt mootba ln advance) ' I -SO Delivered by Carries, me year (In J advance) ." 0.00 a? Delivered br Mall In Laae County) one rear .'...... . 4.00 eeOulelde Lane County , ...j J. 0.00 i Snndav KMristrr SOne year by Mall (In advance) . ...ft 80 . . - . - l" - - .. Ft'LIi ASSOCIATED PRESS T I,BASKD WIRE SERVICE: 4.- r? The Aaaoclated Prcea l exclusively n (I titled to the uae' tor publication of all tiowa dlipatchea crealtea to It or not 4 otberwlM credited In thle paper, and aho the local 'newa published serein. ;i All rlibta of republication of special ; dlepalclie pcrcln arc-aieo reservca 't- i it ": . j " WKDNESDAY, MA1U1I SI, -MM A ax orponTrsnrr ' f Th Salem ' ' Capital-Journal. along with everyone else In West m Oregon, laments the posslbll t 11 of abandonment of the Oregon ; Electric, but In- that possibility It seas an opportunity. It says: However the situation off era a ohance j for -the Union Pacific i to realise the pf -bopee and aaplretloaa it baa recently been ;t talking no much about, and again an en jj trance Into the Willamette -valler.. The y Union Pacific abould buy the Oregon -Electric and then build from Eugene to a connection with Ite Ontario line. In t that way. it will not only get a feeder ft for tta Portland terminate, but secure U-the Talley traifle i deemed essential to make 'the iloo serosa Oregon a . paymg .venture. Moreover, it can do this with- tout trylag to ateal -by - aourt deetaioa -a -competltor'a line. " The Union Pacific, It-trill be re- 4 called, waa deeply Interested a 5 little while back In Weexern Ore- 5 gon. Here is the opportunity to i tnake good iU Interest. It can buy Pi the Oregon Electric probably al a . bargain complete its ' Malheur canyon liner to Eugene and at once , command its full share of the rich '. j anj growing traffio of the WU i.' jlaniettio " valley. ' There"haH been j much lalk of common .user of - the w ' rwilarnette pass", but the fllam- . ette pass 4s by no means he tily J. jOne. There is a much better -one C ' by way of Horse creek and the ,r ' JaTcICenrle, crossing the . summit Just south of the Sisters. : 3 I If that were done, the Union 'Pa- t- clfic would have on east and west ;1ine tapping the southern end of v 'tve Willamette valley at Eugene. tit would have another east and west line tapping the north end of the-valley at -Portland, and in-the S -lOregen -Sleotrie- it woo id have a .connecting branch . that would feed both of these rail ends a full share iWtw.'"twojsd Ihslr-'lior. qror t hM 4o4h-eiHer wore gloveav So Major Mercadler, secretary of the committee, damanded nt once that the sculptor remove the gloves. French etlquct, ha ad mitted, does not require gloves to be removed in shaking hands, but American etiquet does, and the French must bow to American cus tom. '"If. la awful, isn't It? But there may' be a fairly simple way out jof the ' difficulty. Juat have the soUlptor affix a little brass plnte lb" the statue, representing ' (he doughboy as saying, "Exouee nt) glove!" , . 1 Reports of the closing of. "Cuban sugar mills hare a -disturbing o aemblhnoe to propaganda for cost lier sugar. Tho Federal Refining Sugar company. In, a recent revle- of the industry, reports that Cuban sugar production up to the end of February-totaled 1,(90,000 ' tons, which -waa nearly 'half a" million tons ahead c-f production for the samo date last year. This com pany sticks 'to. its' figures and ad vises people not lb be stampeded by reports of an impending sugar atroj-ed . aha olty.. -The . silverware. is VHiuta nt fioo. k - Phil llmxlkitvt Is AwuUtee KL, CKNTKU, Oil., Mun-h JO. I'nil Kreedlove, tried ror the ac nnd (lino for the murder tof 4ti,x Samples because of the latttn's a li'Ked Intlmncy with Mrs. .ilreeU- love, wns acquitted In 10 etilnutee by a superior court Jury here to day. The verdict v ivaclnd n tho second ballot, , It was an nounced. j i ' DIV1NF. IIKAIJM. MStlSiiKD e Glvo Hiintn Tslrtic HiahrM Trial, s rHingflt-li Man I ruw shortage. .Senator LaFollette, who soya the price of gasoline fo going to a dol lar a gallon unless - the trust la "busted, evidently doesn't read the get-rlch-qulck bll advertising that is going out' to tW"sucker lists." According 40 the wild-catters who are drilling for the public's 'saw ings. lt is Impossible to sink a well without arettinc- a- miaher. i The Columbia river salmon fish ermen are said to be after tho fish commission's scalp, and the trout flshdrmen are after' the salmon fishermen's scalps. o honors are even. '. . Below-sero weather beyong the Rockies -sounds like another fruit crop, failure baojc Uiere.v This is officially the first day of spring, and here's hoping the weather "man knows it. . , tt it , mju. e Ett&r Days ia Eocne Ameuur thoee attendimr the-Bauer recital in Portland were.lUss Fan nie McCallum, Miss -Sadie Font, Mias .CofXman And J.. J.. Hughes. . . C -B. Blaston yesterday present ed this offioe with a bunch of ripe trantc -jr the 'U. 'P.. -meant whAtl evergreen DiacKoerries. This bush i jof the valley's steaairy flrrOwtmr it said .when it svas talking of the jieed lor Western Oregon traffic here is a chance for it to do some itnlnB, ' ' " S ZREIiAJTO'S RUTNOUS MINORITY J The continued fighting in Ire- f 'land Is saddening to all friends of I (that unhappy island. The repub- f jllcan army keeps -up it guerilla -warfare, ambushing and burning jand destroying, seeking by every y possible-device to keep the Free P istate government from functioning. I .Its own reckless Irish courage is I the bane of Ireland. It has 7000 men now held In prison by the established .government, but its members -fear neither -imprisonment nor death. f It is a strange spectacle; The ''Idealism of those republican fac r tlonlata challenges admiration. They are determined to make Ire , land a republic, at ' whatever cost. But In their seal they overlook the that their "ttPa'STt belles Its own purpose. ig1 Th fret principle of republl can Ism is that the majority shall! t- rule. It Is known to all the world ( that a majority-of the people in j( ! Ireland -810 -in tavor -of -the -'Free ) : -State, that the republicans const!, j i ' tute a smalt -minority, Tat this : minority pretender ..to spealc.for ; j Ireland and . to be ' Ireland. ". De i ' Valera and his followers must role jS; or ruin. . There is no republican- Ism, no democracy, no freedom. In that. Political freedom ia not pos sible without submission to' the will of the majority, . GLOVED BANDS Thero Is said to be" a ' dreadful controversy raging. in Paris. over a statuo in honor of American sol dlers who ifought In the 'World War. , The statue represents an Amer ican soldier, In tho likeness of Alan Seegcr, the 'poet, ' clasping hinds With a French soldier. When' th monument was exhibited ' In the salon of French artists, preparatory to being set up In the Place des '81 ii ;3i ii' u! m ' if, ElaU-Unls (United States square), - (From theJdorning; Register, i ' March 11. 104. . Dean E. C. Sanderson of the Eu gene Divinity school, is at Grants rass on Business. , . Ernest Gilstrap has returned to cugene irom nis homestead. : i.W. Shumate. Waltervilla mer. chant , was in the city yesterday on Business. .- , j .. . - . . Mr. and airs. -1. T. Xlckiin and daughter, Nina., are spending Sun day with Eugene relatives. -aDovld L. Cartmell, wife and son Johnof Elmwood. Neb., , have , -located In Eugene.nd are living in the Bolt residence. t - a, It. H. Parsons will open a hard ware store at Creswell April 1. Just enough March breeze to dry the mud in the streets. blossomed -and ripened all winter Jong. ' Uttle Gertrudei - Ldvennore cele brated her third birthday anniver sary -riaar axterawoa at -the -home of her .grandmother, Mrs. A. E. Wheeler. The jnrenile -guests were Croesus Vee,- Boy .Leo, Frances unoss, Preston Gross, Willie Jen kins, Beatrice Wetherbee, Elisa beth Griffin. Esther Hill. Lavelle Huston, Prentloe Gross. Madie Gross, Lavelle DeLano, Helens De Lano, Frederick r Gilstrap, Marian Linn. -Robert- McMurphey. Adah McMurphey, Elsie McMurphey, Helene Kuykendall, Willis Link, Paul Schaefer, Roderick Dho Tol mle. Constance 'Traver. Gladys Wann, Edward McAlister. AMKRICA TO ACT IN RUHR SNARL announcements. This is accepted In French circles as an Indication of weakening. by. the. Gerjnau. -officials as a consequence of coatin ued reports that Berlin is planning to make different proposals soon designed to bring about negotia tions for -peace. . - . -. The ober oreaident of Westnhal- la, part 'of which .Is n the -occu pied territory, has authorized Ger man officials at Bochum. . Dort mund and other towns - in -.the French area to confer with . the French commanding officers con cerning . requisitions and 'Other de tails pertaining -bo thoccupaUon. Heretofore the local government officers by order of Berlin through the ober 'president have-refused to consult with tne French, in any way whatever. ' Mlncm Dooido Xot to Strike A meeting of miners -at WaU- irant, according t -Freneh reports, aeciaea not to striKe at mines where coal - was requisitioned for rjny purposes only. Many oi tno twenty-four hour strikes have been ie. to .the determination -of the miners not to dig coal fon : the French, even when it was " ex plained that, the coal was not for shipment to France -or Belgium, but for local army requirements In the occupied districts. The prison guards and officials at -Dusaeldorf, who went on strike. when the French began bringing In Oermon prisoners, -sentenced by the French, have applied to Oen eral Bimon to be allowed to resume their duties and the request 'has been granted. SPRIN'GFIKI.n. Ore.. March 1 (To the Editor) The two. let-' ters In-JKundny s paper front Hey. W. V. MoGoe anil J. 11. Ferrina should b read by every one -iu Lane -county. In the first, , itev. McGee. would have us believe that In order iar a church In . Kugene to prosper' In good works it meet endorse the doctrine, of nr. rrtce, ball of (Ire and all. Come on' ye (huiupedback tribe a nil art In Jlne. In the other letter J. B. makea It strong but ho niuat.be nearly halt right. - .. i . - -According to n- Idea, ai good text of divine, healing would be this: Every hearing night there are four 'or five or possibly more. Eugene ministers who surely le lieve In heallnir. stttingi on the plaifcnn. Nowwsny there .ore dO or 60 to be healed, let the little .white .-cuds be divided -equally! among .the visiting ministers tand let them do the anointing, laying on of (hands and praying. Snrely our own. . ministers are tho.snme in God's sight na ilr. Prleo. Will he diuldo the (honor with lhamT if it could be. advertised. In-the iegtsler-.and every one reatls the Register.- even 1f Ms politics Is Dao that our homeftnlent would per form n. say ilHiursday msht. Ku-Kene- would see the largest crowd in history. ' Seata could be sold at II nr and tho money given to the- Salvation -Army for charity -or to drain the A mason. - t e Uo.you believe the power would fall on very i manv If this should be. tried? .Surely if It la God's power, not -man's. 1t would moke no difference in the man,.- I Now about . our Goliath. Just as soon as we cart find a good blg law bone -f don t think we caa anna It In Springfield), he will . come out and make David and his little alinKshot look like SO cents -or maybe a German mark. I am for Goliath because he Is home talent. .-Next. - WM. SMITH. XO CONTEST LOOMS IS HARDING' -rATH 5 3 The Office Cat ' I Copyright 1M1 by Mgar Alias stoat (Continued from page nv) . kes among rival Florida eaat towns, t'resiaeni riaraingrswppea here today for his round-of golf. He stayed at -Vero, 14 miles north of here, - on - the . cruise south to LMiami. t The wacatlon houseboat Pibneer, after steady . steaming from mob Sound - where -the 'vessel -Sled I up last ' night, arrived here taboo t 3 p. m. rtoday, -accompanied its houseboat Victoria, on wltcn tner owner, former -Senator -Frrtllng- huvaen of New -Jersey, aod iMrs. Frelinghuvean and Senator Hale Ho . , . ,. ,w . ( I or ajun -are cruwiia nunep,.- - The s;olfing . members . lot -. tne President's party Immediately went to the Fort Pierce Golf t and Country club course. - ,i . Mrs.; Harding did not leave 'the houseboat and it was learned ibhat she ' had suffered a slight recur, rence of her old trobule, -but had improved so that no conoerniwa felt - The President, after tne iou game, motored to Vero and board ed the houseboat which anchored (or-ths .night above that town. The cruise northward will -be resumed early tomorrow -with a stop for golf, probably at Melbourne. NEW ORLEANS. ; March 20. Ronomlnatlon of.Presldent-Hardlag and nomination of Senator-Oscar- Underwood Of Alabama aa the Democratic presidential candidate would mean that business men oi the country need not worry that they -will be -burdened with addl- ditional taxes, former United States Senator Joseph Bailey, of Texas, declared today -at the opening ses sion here of the Southern i'lne As sociation's annual convention. Air. Bailey .was .given an .ovation. EXPOSURE ON JSEA FATAL 1 DIES WHEN WKABLfcD BOAT . .IK -IMUVHa OU . .(By the Associated Press) jHIGHLANDS, .-N. J., March 20. Driven out to sea whon their motor boat, the ' Rosie D. of New York, became disabled last night, Joseph Delgado died from 'ex posure and ..three mother members of the crew were in'a'serlous con dition wrxfn resetted today Jby coast guards. The Rosle D is one or the small craft that for days have been par- ticinatina in soeed test runs be tween the outlylng'rurn fleet and the shore. ' , - : i . v The j-um'w.fleot i vconslstlng tof three steamers and Jen sailing vessels, also was disturbed by the heavy.-weather. . - Hotel Silver Is Returned ,8AN FRANCISCO, March-40. A fashionably attired woman rode up In a'llmouslne to tho entrance of .the -Palace hotel today, handed a weighty package to an attend -aiid, . and then disappeared. Tbe package contained 60 pieces -of silverware, believed lo have been tnken -from - the hotel during the (ire .of -utue, which .partially - de- M O AND U H THEIR C E RS CHILDREN A iMot finpplpmpnt Kxtrart of beef in unful to mip plement tho diet nf a delicate child from the aire of ten month. 'The heat way to "prepare It imto chop flno one-fourth pound of boefrttpak and put it in a Wluon pint jar. et the iar, ovcr a oloth, in a' kettle partly filled with cold water. Brlnjr the water to a boil and' boil for 'two .. hours. . Th ' beef juice will not only be fully extracted, but will also bfl Blorllliotl.' 44ea aon with a little wilt and butter. Wkat IhU fouiurr nrxsU Un't mora liberty, but lw p.,!. wUo trtko llbor -An I nnter ha ttTifrrl a hlp to.l b rooiHl niMund cuff button to rvni list dviuk ioti, a cnim to nrVPiii a cttlUr button from okkUling under tli cbKtonott woultl tM wtlvuiuo ailluuct nutis trlukvt boi. Iiot-fafatt nowftitfty -rtw. to hvo a mo nokoy on. hont -Mm. If It U ftDirbody'ii builnMit to look ttw (h tWvutlan of your roturuuiUty, it U jrourm. If you do not do your -bun of It, bow will you aav tb ttvrvo to- profit by what othnrt lot 1 If vomttn bad ixwn born without a WAitt, ntan lulfbl bftvo Naa.ble to t tone wunoui n cioow, Mn wwiiti' but Itttl hero brow,M Wo know diurn will that Imi't no: Th wlim xrn, row h Itkeo to m)uom ror later on nu iriouoi to nieaiw. .A tu 'l ufaturo .grand? You bt. ' Don't look trouMt unletu yon know what to do with It whan you find It. 1 Henry Ford haa written bl ftutobloa-, rap by Oue critic uirnr-itii that whvn lleury rau uuhif'bln hot air our fllv Tfi will run 'without , Tho Or I in Rcaiwr haa traded hit scytlw tor n autwnobtic. "win you bo iruo to iuq whoa I tk, fono?" Ve; tTUt don't bo wno Ion. ' nt'D WUi SRNO HtM HKIt HHDH " tho unfortunate Individual who ran away with uur win but wock. 1 wlh to extood my stu.vrn apnrociatlon and aympathy. ' If bo will ftlvi mo bl addrv I wltt aend what- row etatbei abo' orr looked. U ft apart nod hii ouio. br. I am MUafled. Dad Uurnoe, 'Ad In Kroaeo (Mlun.) Prvaa. If "you 'would uik without Intorrupt Ing. chooM an your aubjivl tho man a teehlaaai aaMiaataai ff ea t V i n at t - r IT -STII.I,-LOOKS OOhD ' " ' ' -lt aabeartf that lh French havo beauo to bate eerythla( American except. Amerkaa tuny. 1 ..... ' Ererythhiy that araa ever accooiplleliee in thle world -was achieved with the earns -equlpsieat you poeanw. What this country need, la more paint on the old place and leu paint on the ronnc tare. Do the thing yeu -are afraid to do. u , - lo- u it",0 TUB JUWTCal tilt! 'Smith, country etoreaeeper. Trio MMrf . ia the eitr ' to bar abode. Ther were sent Immediately, and reached home before he aid. When the boxes vera dropped Off the truck 1n -front of the ton. Mr. Smith. bo bad uken charts, uttered a scream, seixed a tjatchpt, and to otven the laraeNt one. ' eaat' the matter. . Mother?" aald one of, her children, sbo valcnul her la amaxement. ' , Pale and faint. Mra. Smith pointed to an Inscription oa tbe box. It read, Tllll . In.lrfa - -- 'woi'ld Tfrv- it ' 'Mease', air. father want, to know If It f true there la each a Ihlui ju "Yeej.miy lad, tnecw-ie,- repiiea toe 'Well, father would Ilk to be trusted h a bair-paund box." V - - with enh "Irtlna : In tenia ted placet are gently benefited by tbe radio weather reports. I ne sin now - -" la solas to be hoc enough to wear their furs. ' .V. , ' 'UK Any Inataibnenta -dee today?" btra.--'-Ko. dear, I think not." - nr. "Any payments due on tbe bottee. the radio, the furniture, tbe ruga qr the . a ; .- -,. Mr. "Then I have -ten dollars we don'l( need, woai oo you aaj ne w -tarT"'. ' "te "I wlih now." aald the lecturer, tM t nur memory." A wail la the audience. "Haa It come to that:" FORMER KLAN WIZARD IS SOUGHT ON FRAUD COUNT E. y. CLARKE JVSITS B.UIi AT v ATLANTA,. OEOROIA Ccrtlflcato on rwondaafH Ilt-nlUi Offered Court Whereabouts of Ku Klux Kx-Of fkwr Vnknovrn . ' -ATLANTA. Oa.. March 10. A bench warrant for the arrest of Edward Younir Clarke, former Im perial wisard pro-tem or tne KtUKllts ot tno K.U Mill xvinn, win be Issued tomorrow by Federal District Attorney Clint Hagnr, It was .announced at .'tne tctierat bvlHdlng lato today. Clarke failed to appear In tho 1'nlted States district court hore for trial -early today- on the -charge cf lAisinjr the mulls u aoiraua. -i ne court ordered his bond, amounting; to 1500, forfeited. . Sidney Smith,. member of the firm of Westmoreland and Smith, attorneys for Clarke,- late today disclaimed 'knowledfre of the for mer klansman's whereabouts and requostexl 'a continuance of the case. -. - . ' j-anM -i-ift ' ' . Counsel 'for Clarke, In a state ment -Issued following tho court's decision ordorlrg the bond to bo forfeited, said that continuance was ''requested because v Oeorge -Westmoreland, leading: -counsel, was absent and a certificate was offered to the court as to the con dition of Clarke's health. SKELETON 5,000 YEARS OLD FPUND IN SWEDEN BOMC8, THOSB OV HTMAN WHO ,i , jIJVKD 1N TONJC-AtK Rlios Broufrht to LifHit InrHudo Hint ''Tools,'' Weapon and ,. ' Otlser Anolout tHaraldrs . 't. ; -' . . fCorreanasdene of AtaselaUd Preen) , STOCKHOHJVC Mo-.,..17.--T:ho well-creserved skcloton of a. man who lived In the )torre Aire. SO00 years obo, hsa Just been found on the west coast of-Sweden by a com mission of archaeolofrlsls whloh has been combing .the, countrysble for ancient' relics to be placed on exlbitlon Iri Xlothenburk this sum mer. ,. !. The Swedish experts, fifteen In nutnher. have - been at work fnr abont'jiovnn years,) and 'have sun. oeeilocl tn colli'Ctlug H(l,fl00 relies or antiquity. Tho results of : their lanor nns been an accumulation or proofs that tho North Sea coast of Sweden, was inhabited as . early ,as 3000 B. C. , . , -! Tho 'Stone ,Ane sknloton. which is now hnltia; innitnlml in Onllmn-H ""m, -rfitn tiiiiiiM. 4I1II1IIH UXI-ILVH-- Uons.at Kuiissbacka.a few mllos a MILLINERY Stylists are in the mood for- using abundant trimmings, and find trimmed millinery is generally and generously approved. The prom inence is given to flowers. They appear in flat effects, in natural clusters, also arranged in generous wreathes encircling the crown. Ribbons are flourishing; a contest in ingenuity appears to be goinc on among designers, and every day brings out new ways of employ- ing ribbons for hat decoration. v ' i .fs With Easter drawing only two weeks away-r-the millinery shops will be places worth while in their gala display. Each customer given the most careful attention at THE STYLE SHOP : Corner Ninth and Willamette Streets 85 1 ml south of this' olty. '.The ancient site -of Kungsbaoka has been choa on by some critics aa the probable scat of Beowulf, -the hero of the oldest epic- poem In KaKllah litera ture; but Beowulf waa.a newcomer compsred with tho Ktono Alio man. who lived about 4000 yoors before him The .relli-s now. brouuht to Unlit mcludo -Mint tools ami weapons. irnnmnt.- etc. In one of the graves, about. 2000 yeam old. were found the remuins of a woman and her -equipment, coiialsUnK of nn amber necklace, weaver's reeds and distaff. IDAHO HAS SHEEP QUEEN jfRS.- -EMMA YKARIX 1IKRIW HER OWN' ITM'K IN HILLS (Cerrea pendente of ike Aaeaelated Prase) - BOlaB. Idaho, alurch 10. Mrs. Emma Yearian. who horde her own flocks, of sheep In the moun tains and hllla In the vicinity of Emmett. ' has earned for herself the title of "Itlutoo Sheep Queen.' and the money which she has mado- has been used to educate four daughters and a son, the hit ter having Just completed a course at the University of Idaho. Although Mrs. i Yoarlnn con fesses to being GO years of nge, she assorts becauso of her llfo in the 'open she. does not feel a duy older than 25. "l""havo alway compelled my self to do thlnjca which I have feared Just a little," said the "sheep queen." "When I nm rid ing a dangerous trail on horse back and I have a tendency to draw back, my husband will say, Oh, come on! A woman who ex ports to be a auccsaful sheep grow er mustn't mind theso little thinRs'." Mrs. Ycaxiitn started In the sheep huainens 14 years ago, and her friends nnd her husband, T. H. Yearian, a cattle raiser, gavo her a year or two at tho most to nd broke 6n tho Job. Mrs. Yetolnn said she and her husband got along "beciniKO we keep separate accounts and mind our own uj-falrs." sink. If It takes tho rnnmi-1 off It is ready tor bottling, Dry Ooods Kconomlst. New Weapon tif War An "Invisible force" whereby tho United Sintrs would be rendered Impregnable iiKulnat ntttu-k by land Ufa or air, in claimed by an Invent- ur who s nt Wnshinxiun to In)' his movement." discovery before tho secretary of war. Hy uieutta tf hla dlm-overy. the Inventor says, an "Inviatblo force" could be unleashed na-nluat a forela-n fno. annihilating whole urtiuns or navjea by the preatliia of it tiutinn, if in based on a natural law which he dtvu-rlhcd as "pene. tmbllliy, the flrat luw of universal - - Tien Iml Way TUmnd A lawyer thus Illustrates tho language or his craft: "If a man wero to give nnother nn orunxo, he would simply any: 'Have an or ange.' Hut -when -tho tranonot Ion is entrusted to a lawyer to be put In writing ho adopts this form: 'I hcrohy Rlvn and convey to you, all and Blngulur, my entate and inter ests, right, title, claim jind advan tages ;of ami in suid orange, to gether with its rind, Juice pulp and pips, and all rights and advantages therein, with. full power to-bite. cut. suck, and otherwise eat the same or give tne same away with or without the rind, skin, Juice, pulp or pips, anything hereinbefore or hereinafter or--tn ny other means of whatever nature or kind whntno ever ito ' the contrary- In any wise notwithstanding,' . ., . ''And then another Inwyer eomes along and Inks It away from you," Boston ,Olobc, . Kyos of Youth I was on my way down town with my littlo boy. All seats wero taken when a 'party of women got-on,- ; -.-.-: Edwnrd suld. "Oh. Mother, new all trie .ladles have to stand." , , -"Yes, lan't ahat too bad," I an sworad,. hoping ho would not think any mora about it. Hut then h shouted, '.'Mollicr, don't you think some oi mono mon will bo nioc and give up their seats, so the ladles ran sit down? 'Lot na tvuint. and see." The women laughed, but I folt much embarrassed. Chlcngo Trib une. , , " 1 i. . " ' - Try 'Hits ' ,' ' ' 7) ' Cihaflo wild bullfrogs for three miles and gather up the hops. To them add ten gallons of Inn bnrk, half evnlnt of hIicIIhc. niul i, of home-ntnde soap. jioii inirty-six hours, then strain through n J. -W. W. sock to keep It from 'Working. Add one.gritHH hopper to each pint to glvo It a kick. Pour a littlo Into tho kltchun asasMsf 1 . T t Abetter wav to break fast HEAKfS- NtiN-k-il 1 p JUilUlng friim the. I.rlcnl tnny nro taking from Ih- l.,n.( old King Tut. Ii- iMimt thougrn lie would keep Niore Irtl next world. -Unlliia (TuXne) NJ JOB PRINTING ova a u. a. nationu bank Service, Quality, Filr Prices iruf xkuar Deal keep ui buiy. Valley Printing ci IT He Won the Bet "I was skcjt ioal of medicine ami doctors, friend advised nic to t.i Mayr's Wondfiftil Kcm anil assured nn it li.nl cm him of Ids stomach trotil 1 didn't take anv stock in and he bet me $50 iliat would l)c ctiially success in my case. I le won the lit It inn simple, harmless pre aiiitmn that removes the tarrhal mucus from the testiual tract and allays inf animation which can jiractically all stomach, and intestinal ailments I'lildiniJ appendicitis, dose will convince or nn refunded. At All Un tflsts. 1 familiar Faces A visitor-diiriiiR; bankinl hours invnriahly notict our Inrirc natrtinaire. Anionir the throngs v serve he 'will ' recoKiiiij the familiar faces of swl ccssfiil business m c "I prominent farmcrl housewives, profession. men. bov9 nnd K'ni. " niany of our best citieil from nil walks 01 inc. It is. frratifyiup to of such a Inrgc mm varus list of customers, liif't a reason I Each ctisloiini from the createst to tli most hunihle is servel riaallll courteously. Batik of