yonday Evening, June 8, 1925
THE EUGENE GUARD
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MUTT AND JEFF
It Seems "Bull" Clutts la, Full of Seams Now
By BUD FISHER
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w puree could do for him,
dd do him hBlf " much ,ood "
, food . be"- ot "" ,or
.k. dinlnt room, uwuu w
ta . Jtion toing ou In th. kitchen.
h7t. t. way he', been .11 hi.
all ambition, with nobody
USh'rk it up!" G"g0,7 w
to lUngbild. "I hop. ynu
V fry hi. '0d or put much greaa
J'j" Ureae. gi him indige.tion
..m?'! know" Rangblld
--.red in her pleasnt Toice, "but
STangoir doesn't look slckl, to
He . th.t wiry kind of person
" Jj you know wh.t 1 mean. They
m scud ny thing."
Ide psniry door .wung open nd
Hnuliild came into the dining room
"i the water pitcher. Gloria looked
"'"on" Py W attention to Mr.
firdory'. mother, Kanghild," .he
,,id to an undertone. "You're work
la for me, not for her. And she's
hit telling you all that stuff to hear
J.rielf talk, anyway."
With a solemn nod Kanghild went
kirk into the kitchen.
- I-..-- I.t.. TMnlr Aama
A tew minute, lawi ,v .u.o
know ;
ggwnstairs.
Mother Gregory brought
M ... . :.L .L. t.i-c.1
L Mm mllK toaat Wltu mo yriueim
look of Louis Sherry displaying a
wedding cake for the Astor family,
Ha not going to sit down with
,0u I had my breakfast at home
before I came," she said. "So I'll
Just take the paper into the aunroom
with me for a few minutes If
I0 one's reading It"
She rustled blandly away.
Gloria could feel Dick's eye. on
ter. She did not look up, but tapped
her egg and buttered her toast with
pretended .bsorption.
"Glory," he sold at last. She raised
ber ejeB. Dick was white and hag
rirdi "Dick, you're craiy to try to go to
the office, today," she said. "Why
don't you stay homo and rest. Dr.
John will have a fit when he finds,
out you've gone to work." j
"Never you mind about me, Glory, j
It's you I'm thinking about, just
bow," Dick answered In a low tone. J
"I've been lying awake most of the j
night thinking about you, to tell the'
truth .... Look here, Glory, did you
lore me or not when you married,
me?" j
"Oh, dear, do we have to go into
ill that right now? Can't we have!
one mcnl in pence," Gloria's voice ;
wis pathetic. "First of all we row
shout money and maids and .
now you want to raise the roof again,
I suppose about yesterday afternoon, j
Let s forget it.
"I wish I could," Dick answered.
"But it's a pretty serious thing for
a fellow to come home and find his
wife entertaining another man . . . .
eepecially a duck like TVayburn!"
He came over and put his arms
srotmd Gloria.
"Honey, I know there was nothing j
wrong about your little party, yester- j
day. You were bored and you wanted
a little thrill, a tasto of excitement, j
But other people won't Bee it that j
way. They'll soon be saying that my ;
wife's in love with that cheap actor
They'll have you in the .May
Seymour class, first thing you know!" I
"What's everybody down on May I
for?" Gloria asked. "I don't blame
her . little bit for going around with
Jim Carewe, if her own husband .
won't take her anywhere! . . . Why j
doesn't he get n't to himself, and '
set that he's losing May?" j
Dick pondered. I
"I suppose he's too busy. And t
snywsy, a husband is always the Inst ;
person to hear rotten gossip about his ,
ife," he said.
He was looking out of the dining-
room window, that faced the street, i
witching the Donberg twin, who lived
next door. They were running races 1
with their new alredale pup . . . their j
iturdy legs twinkling past each other !
like the part, of a perfectly-ge.red I
machine. i
"Gosh, Glory, wouldn't It be nice
If we had a couple of little kids like
thoie two?" he asked, tightening him
"old of her. "A couple of jolly little ;
youngsters who'd race down the street
every night to meet me ...
"Yes, and who'd scrntch up all the ;
furniture, and turn the house in to a
boiler-factory when it came to noise!'
N" thank you, swoetiel I'm afraid
III have to aquelch your fond hopes
." She wriggled out of Dick's ;
rail and got to her feet.
Dick, with his hands gripped, stood
looking down, at her.
"Honey," he said, "yon're just
"eating yourself when you make up'
Tour mind not to have children. Why !
don't you want them? .... What'
ao yu think marriage Is for, any-:
way?"
"loria laughed stridently. i
"How do I know what marriage Is
for? I didn't Invent it!" she cried. 1
"It's not my idea of worldly bliss, let;
tell you! I've seen too much of
'he Inst couple of months!"
She walked out of the room. !
.
"1 " by the paper that Myra Gall
nen left out Everybody I
l joining bnt ma "
Bh broke down completely. Gloria
could hear her wildly aobbuu. Hh.
had not knows that May could taaa !
a anno this way. May had alway.
seemed to be hardened .(abut the
unkind thing, that w.r. uld .iu.ni
her and her lor. affair with Jim!
carewe.
"Let "em talk!" she had dway. ,
told Gloria, recklessly. "When they're
talking about me and Jim they're 1
giving somebody else a rest!" j :
And .he had shown tha world of
gossips a shining armor of defiance, j
But now that armor was utterly gone, i
May was defeneeleaa, .uddenly, in the
lacv oi mis new .nun.
"Oh, I know what', the matter
with the old hens who started the
club," May went on presently in a
choky voice. "They think I'm abso
lutely beyond th. pal. because I
lunch downtown with Jimmy one. or
twice a wee. They might know th.t
there', nothing to th. whole thing:
oy tne Iran., open way w. .e. each
other. . . . Why, yon know th.re'a
nothing wrong between m. and Jim,
don't you, Glory?"
"Of course, 1 do!" Gloria ..id In
dignantly. She wa. very glad that
she had been asked to join, however.
For the first time since she had
known her, Glory had a warm friend
ly feeling for Mother Gregory, who
had managed to get her into th.
club.
"Well, then, for the lov. of Maud,
go to your mother-in-law, and do
what you can for m. She's the
head of th. membership committee,
I he.r," May want on more calmly.
"Tell her I'm through with Jim C
rewe, if you like. That ought to
fetch her!"
"But are you?" Gloria asked, cau
tiously. "I I gusss so," May answered.
"I've juit made up my mind that the
game isn't worth the acandal! . . .
After all, seeing Jim or any other
man once in a while isn't worth the
loss of my rep . . . my good name,
is it? . . . You've got to play the
women's game their way in this
world, Glory, or they won't let you
piay at all, do you know It? . . .',
Now do your best for m. with Dick's j
mother, won't you? I'v. Juet got to
get into that club."
Gloria promised she would. t
8he went back Into the sunroom, I
and picked up a magazine, wonder-1
ing how to present May's very weak'
case to her mother-in-law. ;
"That was May Seymour on the !
phone." she began. !
"I wish you wouldn't see so much
of that woman," Mrs. Gregory re-!
plied. "As I've told you before, she's '
a thoroughly bad woman. I heard
some dreadful stories about her and
tlint good-for-nothing- Carewe the
other day. She doesn't deserve that
nice husband of hers. And as for
Carewe, he ought to be tarred nnd
feathered!"
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Poor clutts, h turnod
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JACK DAW'S ADVENTURES
Etorj by Hal Cochran Drawings by U W. Kedner
TOY CAVK OHAPTnil 11
rigor-
Sh8 shook out the paper
o itaiy.
"I suppose it's from her you pot
your idea of driving all over the
country-side with that actor you were
with the other day!" Mother Gregory
continued. "Sho aeems to think she
c:m fend all over with Carewe, and
never have a word whispered ajrnt'nM
her! Well, ohe can't. One of Ir. ,
.Tohn's patients brought her name p
before the Home Women's Club the ,
other day . . . And ft was voted down;
iiuicker than it went up, let me tell
you!" i
Gloria snw how utterly hopeless
May's ease was. j
A burning thread of terror went !
through her Hks a dart of lightning, i
. . . This was what wotiitn could
do to one of their own sex who ,
stepped over the boundary of good !
behavior that they had laid down for
themselves throughout the centuries!;
Women had made May a pariah j
an outcast! They had kept her out of!
their clubs given her the cold
shoulder.
They had shown her that If she j
wanted to defy them she would have '
to walk alone ... as other foolish I
and defiant women had walked alone. !
and worn the scarlet letter of shame
nnd solitude.
Gloria wondered what would hap
pen to her if her women frlrnds
knew that she had been seeing Stan
ley Wayburn alone.
Sho wondered what they would do
when they did find out ... if they
ever did. For Gloria knew she could
never refuse to see Wayburn so long
as he wanted to see her.
(To be continued tomorrow)
meters 4,:ir-ti::,u p. m.. bnaebull;
ti:-lt.-7:;itl, St Ht en n'stauiMut orchea
tra; talk. Joseph 1. JteiUling.
Aiiieriijiu cinnpi'sor; ThecMloro J. Ir
win, orjuuiM; 1.-1(1. Sturio progrnui;
Stales restnunuit or'blra.
KI.. Oaklimd. Cal.. '0s.'2 meters
t-T p. in., organ retitn!; S 0:.10,
riliifatuni'ii program; li;.'tD lo. Amor- j f
ir.ui theater on li. rn; ID, Jjike Mer- :
t r it t Inckn. I
; ICTdA, Sentile, Wash., in I ..1 mc-
terf- tr(i:1i, Dlynipii" hotel concert j
nrrhestrn: ti: I.VS : 1.",, Shermiin, Clay j
I Ar Co.. program; VlO-li), Ttutes dannt :
i Kl'Sd, Iaih Angclt'S, ( nl., "t,i me
tfi'f Silent nilit.
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Every Room has Private. Tolltt
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Clone to Shopping District and
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Free Garag Tariff from $1.60
jii. lSi all right. 1 guess," Haiti the littie fellow, "but I ilon't I.Wteve
I want to catch nny more balls that you throw." .lack helped him
to hia feet and promised to be more careful about bis throwing.- Then 1..
offered to give the fellow ll ride on Klip's hiicis for the tumble he got.
CARS COME TOGETHER
SPKlNiiKIKU. June S.-t Spe
cial) Ar:litir Smith of Springfield
motor ri'iiie '2 ('"Hided with an nn
known truck while motoring through
West SpKnsf.eM. licioiding lo loi-al
poliie off inn!. )nia:.g was done to
llie flout i:xle of llie Smith cor. No
,riie was injured. .
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"CUKE I won't fall off?" asued the man, who was n bit cautious by this
time. "Oh, no," replied Jack. "You can hnng right on to ths dog's
ntck." So, as Flip ran up to his mauler's side nnd stopped. Jack picked
the midget up and sat him on the dog's back. "Now. take it eafy." Jack
warned Flip.
EXAM TO BE HELD
.SPRINGFIELD, June 8 (Spe
cial) A social eiamimuion for stu
dents who fniled fn their eighth grade
examinations will be held a' the
Sprinpfield high school Thursday and
Friday, according to Reuben W.
Kmith. school clerk. Mrs. Mary F. !
Walker, Junior high school teacher, i
will be In charge. j
T,"VKHTlllNi wpnt fin. for . Uttle tlu. .nd lb. wan .njoi.d Un rid.
-J rfry murh Thtn . we. Uttl. .quirr.l cam. -nipriiir .ctoh Ih.
oppn fifW ami Klip spitd It. W.ll. you c.n Imai In. what th. do did. Just
liko any 1"S would, ha brok. loos, .nd .t.rtl to t.ar afesr the fusij Uttl.
f.llow. u'nntlniied.)
Because It I. rlrher in Tllinln.
than njr other food In the world. i
Doctors presrrilio It for rli'kets nd
.na.iui. In children and for tillicnil''
losis, m.lnuliitiou and coiivoIlsi'imicp
in urown un dpodIp.
As a producrr of wel.ht ond
heallhy fle.h llifre is nolliirn In the
world so Rood.
But it's nssty taillni. horrlhli
stnellinc stuff that often upiet. tli '
.tomach so doctors now are ordrrini:
cod liver oil In tablet form.
You't. jot to tnk. on wei.ht when
McCoy', t od Urer Oil Compound
Tablet, are taken retllarl) you
simply can't help it.
It's so food that If It doesn't put on j
flv. pounds of food healthy flih on,
any skinny man or woman In thirty '
daya the Mi-Coy Laboratories of New
York authorise I.lnn I'rag Co., V.
A. Kuykrtidatl. Carroll's Pharmacy,
and all druilists to return the price j
you paid for it.
He sure to ask for anct.oy s con,
I.leer Oil Compound Tablets silly
tablet. 00 cent.. On. woman put i
on fifteen pounds In fire weeks, and
they are especially raluabl. to weak.,
thin children.
V
'Hiig t0 Europo again." Jlotner
'fetory called to her from the sun
'win. "My .oodness. she must cost
,!ist li':hnnd of her. a fortun. in
"minp tickets alone:"
ilorl. stretched herself lazily on
c.aiSrt lounge Q the aunroom.
" !! what", the difference so Ion?
" ne can afford it?" .he asked "It's
rliff to hear of a jenerous hus
bind onco in a while. Most of them
' trrit,I. tightwads "
Mo!h.r Gregory looked up sharply.
"Tliar's a queer thinR for you to
he said sharply. "I'm sure
',f,'n seneroiis with you . . . fen
to a fault. As far .. I e.n
"' he refuse, vou nothinf you ask
IT'"
J'lorla smiled, eiaeperatinnly.
"I bip.n't asked blm for much . . .
re drawled.
that instant ah. mad. op her
j"rd that she wa. foing to ask him
V"!T"''hin't' "' . . . r,B
A T. :rp, to ,h )n prl, witn -,Tr,
Rsnthi'.d opened th. !as. doors
''' 'b SijnrAom
PASS TO OPEN !
fipniN'OFIF.LD. June 8 (Spe
rnl) u. P. D'Spaln. of Tortlsnd. su
perintendent of the bureau of public
rosds. was in Sprinffield fettinf .up- !
plies for the lurfsrlnf of the Mc- i
Kenil 1'ass road, which Is being done J
under government supervision. Flo ,
aid the road will probably be open
Jan. 10.
ttapPEB FANNY syy
Radio
Programs
Irs. Seymour on th. telephone,
,p w." the said to Olorr.
Hsr. Too b.en asked to Join thi.
"ew clnh they're starting
,s Htt.. Women'. Club, If. called ?"
'e a.kM.
'"ri. i,!d ah. h.d.
"eil. I h.ven'tl" Mr .lmost
,'lr'el into th. telephone "I think,
' f:- '! only dubwomu in town who'.
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south with inter Ming bits about who
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Ios Angeles string quartet; J. Roy
lxgg. baritone 10-11, Kisminer,
Ry Wet" sr.d his Alexandrls hotel
dwnee orchestra.
KfWH, Hollywood, Csl., me
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THE SPRINOFIILO NEWS
Cool, Still,
Glorious California Nights
Followed by enchanting days. A supreme summer
playnround, different from all others In tha world.
A completely new environment. Does untold good.
Plan now while low rates are In effect.
PACIFIC COAST
KGW. Portland. Ore.. 481 B meters
rt in 7 n. m.. orgsn recital from
public auditorium by courtesy Stubbs i .Veal Coffee compiny, Msiwell House
rctric company; Frederick W. I coffe. suing u.rtt, Harry Jerk-
Goodrich. T:S0 to 7:45 P- m., jiar.ets, i ,n, ii-sner; i mi listen act nay ri
weather and police reporti. E:5 to 8 b.jg, tb. Jas. twins; 9 10, rW.en
n m., TaJk of Commwior. W. K. ; land danea orcheatra: 10-1, Varn.r
Ixinifellow, head of lifesaelrg d-! Hrothers frolic, direction ( harlie
penmen?. American Bed Cross. 8 p. Wellmsn.
m.. fiold'O chanters from Medina t.m-1 K'JO, Oakland. Csr.. 8012 meters
pi.. j S p. m., .ducational program; Am-
KKAK, Pullman, Wash., HiS-fl me-, phlon trio; "Irainsge of Farm !ind"
tera 7:30-6 p. ta., Theta Lpsilon Professor TV. W. Weir; "Cl R m
national sorority; Kalberln. Conner, ; Instruction by Kadlo," Dr. Virgin ..
cellni- ITorence Lester. Tocaliat; ; rdekson; "To Tbink Without Con
Clarlbel Conner, Ruth Ceatea, Tiolln- fusion." John Snaps; "I'ditnnal Ar-isis-
Bernie. Hsn-.uton. reader; Dn- rows." Chsrlea K. Field; 10 1 Henry
na Whitney, pianist; Florenc. Lester, ilaist.ad . orchestra.
Iwrothy Hutchinson. Toc.U.ts; Spo-i KX. HoUywood. CL. W9 me.
ksne .trust trio; Tso No Kappa Boil- i t.ra S:- p. m.. Wurlitier p r"
ermakers- "C.r. of Pet Animals." gsn studio; Sid Ziff. .ports talk : fl:
U.n E E. TV'egner; "Horn. Manage- 15 r):8n. travel talk. W. F. Aider;
ment .t th. Fua Women . C.mp." ! fl:R0-7:0, dinner boor prognro. Iiet
Oladis Gallup; "How to F.tgag. in men Optical company; 7 .V' 1. pro-
With LiBr.lted i.apnai. tsram. ' oiumnia un'ii"ii! itntl, ,
U. .y ha mod. '"
lor. araa V.
Farming
i;.nrge Sererance.
KFI. Los Angeles. Cel.. Vi
t.rt rt:Jtt-el p. in. F.xaminer'. m.M-
.e musicals; S:15, McDani.l i
nightly doings; -46-T. rsditon talk;
I H, California Herenaders dsnce or
chestra, direction (jejrge Crock; b g
8 9. K.N'X, feature hour; I" HI. pro
gram. I,. W, S-i..kwell company; l
11, Ooodrlch RMrertown (' -rd orches
tra, June I'ursell. s-.loist; II I'-'. Aoe
I.ymsn's Co-anut tirove dance or
chestra, from Auil.ase.dor bot-l.
i Kl'O, Sn Francisco, Csl, di'S.l
AUCTION
Mt
PHILPOTT FARM
6i Milos &mt of
Harrislnirg
June 23rd
1925
40Holsteins
18 Regiatflred
HORSES
HOGS
TOOLS
MACHINERY
HOUSEHOLD
GOODS
Snip nt 10 A. M.
Free Lunch
TERMS: Cusli iiiuicr $J0,
ovir $-') 0 moritlm nt S
ptT (.(.nt.
"TTOW do people iltep in Southern
fl C.lilorni. in the summer?" It the
qucnion asked hy thoie who think it
must be too warm there. Theaniwer is
"Under blankets, nine nights out of ten
in June, July, August and September."
And the average mean temperature.
for those four months re
ipcrtivrly, according to the
4H-yrar record of the U. S.
Weather Bureau, are 6f), 70,
"1 and (') degrees -a grand
all-summer average for 4 8
consecutive years of 6(t.
Theie cool, still, rejuvenating night,
and lunny, rainless dayi in thu captivat
ing country offer the supreme summer
vacation opportunity of your lifetime.
Here are icenic grandeur, historical
interest, mountaini coming down to meet
the iea, fine oce.n bathing, mile-high
lakes, old Misiions, palm trees, orange
groves, canyons, lovely fertile valley.,
In Lns Angele. ther.
ar 5,70O manufact
uring eitabllihfncnrs
employing more than
1 70,000 workers.
beaches, i desert liVe Sahara all con
nected by 5000 mile, of the world', fin
est motor road, and 1100 milet of trolley
line. Golf, tennis, sailing, swimming,
hiking, horseback riding all tha summer
sports all at their best.
Summer is the unu Southern Callfor-
nian'i favnu it a ton. Come
and lea why he enjoy, it.
C'oma thit summer. It'.
California'. Festival year
fiestas and pageant, await
you throughout the Ciolden
State.
Special lummtr round trip rates
re now In effect, for return Jour
ney until October 3 1st.
Ask your nearest railroad ticket agent
about these low aummer fare, today.
He'll be glad to help you plan your trip.
Or we will gladly .end full information.
Sign the coupon and tend it to us now.
Southern
California Summers
Average 69 a 48-Year Record
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