The Eugene guard., May 20, 1925, Image 4

THE EUGENE GDABD
Wednesday Evening..
THE EUGENE GUARD;:
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PAUL R. KELTY. Editor EUGENE 8. KELTY, Business Manager
Offices 1037-1041 Willamette Street
Telephone 1200
The EtiirpnA nunril In mpmhflr of tha Associated Press. The
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ited in this paper and also the local news published herein. All
righta ot publication of apeclal dispatches herein are also reserved.
Tho Eugene Ouard Is a member of the Audit Bureau of Circulations.
WEDNESDAY, MAY '-'O
Statistics on Universities.
I
N connection with the demand for economy at uie
schools of hiirher education in Oroiron, a sonoH oi i.ui-
i;u miiiiuimri liv tiio Orptrnn Voter in its current
edition are of interest. Tho tnbulntions are hased on
figures taken from a federal report of 1922, and in con
sidering them it Hliould be homo in mind that attendance
at the University of Oregon has considerably increased
Bince that time, and that the growth of its revenues has
T.nt irnni nam with that increase. A compnriHon of reve
nues from all sources of Pacific coast universities as given
by tho Voter shows: ,
' Ter Student
University of California $572.57
University of Idaho 760.5G
University of Oregon 390.fi:)
ITnivornitv of Washincton ... - 354.38
The following tabulation shows the revenues from
taxation of tho various universities:
Per Student
University of California $281.16
University, of Idaho - ?!2-P4
University of Oregon 3(i0.39
TTniveruitv of "Wasliintrton ... - 209.08
As to how well the various universities are manned
in point of the number of faculty members employed,
there is tne ionowing:
Students
per professor
University of California .... - 1.1.49
University of Idaho - - - - - - - 11.71
University of Oregon - 18.30
Univorsity of Washington .... 20.18
Tho Voter finds that Orecon is more liberal than
any other stato of equal or greater population, out of
6i Biates on WHICH It ijiihub iu wiuuiuwwn, i mv; iuuk-
ter of providing for higher education. This state ex
pends annunlly on higher education $2.80 per capita
of population. Appreciation of tho opportunities of
fered is iighor in this state than in any other on the
Pacific coast, as is evidenced by tho fact that tho per
centage of attendance at Oregon's university to the
total of tho stato 's population is .822, as agninRt .463
for California, .391 for Idaho and .562 for "Washington.
Such a showing is a tribute alike to Oregon's liberality
in the causo of higher education, to tho excellence of
tho opportunities offered at its university, and to the,
recognition of tho valuo of those opportunities on the
part of Oregon's young peoplo and thoir parents.
Mr. Bryan En Tour.
IN one of his diatribes ngainst those who venture to
differ from him in religious belief, and arguing for
the upholding of tho funny anti-evolution law in Ten
nessee, Air. Bryan said at New York: "Wo must win if
the world is to be saved." That is precisely what Mr.
.Bryan said in 189(i, only then it was tho United States
which was to bo saved by tho victory ho was to win
for freo silver. ' Mr. Bryan and freo silver lost and tho
United Slates has gono right nlong.
Mr. Bryan at present is giving the most notable
publics exhibition of individual bigotry of recent years.
When a student nt Brown university asked him a ques
tion tho othor day that stumped him, ho insulted tho
student and stalked off tho platform. When a Congre
gational minister at New York differed from his stnto
ment that modernists cannot send missionaries abroad
"because they have no messago to send," Mr. Bryan
rudoly declared: "After this I'll exclude tho Congre
gationalists. If they have no creed nnd stand for noth
ing I'll loave them out."
In his receut spooolies Mr. Bryan has repeatedly
advanced the idea that "the Jiand that writes the pay
check is tho hand that controls the schools." Tho impli
cation is sinister. Mr. Bryan would make the test of
a school teacher's qualifications his adhcreneo to a
beaten track in religion. Apparently ho would strike
from tho school payroll the names of all teachers who
do not believe as ho believes.
Since tlio Tennesseo law was enacted and il ease to
test it brought in court, and since Mr. Bryan embarked
upon his expedition of support for the law, people have
begun to aBk about and study tho theory of evolution
who never hod given it thought before. This undoubtedly
is as true in Tennesseo as in other states. General iii
torost and speculation in the subject have been aroused,
mainly through Mr. Bryan's efforts.'
Ono of two men who are to bo hanged nt Salem
Friday is so crippled that ho will not bo ablo to stand
alono on tho trap, but will be strapped to a board and
dropped, board and all, to the rope's end. The poor
wretch is guilty of inciting murder and is of no earthly
uso to himself or anybody. But what n spectacle! What
price justice I
Petition hawkers for tho tithing bill and the bus
and truck tax bill are said to be finding the going
rather hard. That is good. If tho attempt to invoke
tho referendum on these measures fails, that fact will
go far to offset tho contention that tho initiative and
referendum nro subject to grave abuses in Oregon.
Speaking of optimists, there is Curl G. Washburue.
Ho has worn his straw hat down town everv dav ihis
past week. x
.COMMENT OF THE PRESS
sia. ; tn tut much denounced L.
J-'ollf-tte never dared champion aucb a
"socialistic" policy, mere mention of
wh.ch would tbdke WaJI atreet to it
found j Lion and -ure Cautious Cal
half to death.
All of which proves that the cou
aTvatives of Great Jiritaio are mvre
radical tluin the progressives of
America and that In our experiment
in democracy we have lout the toler
ance and liberty Great Britain's
arititoiTacy bun preserved. -
When Klfch Wu in It Prime.
(New lark World)
Hrouglit to Oikugo by Kield M i-
eum explorers from the ii of tas
ancient city r-f KihIi, in Mesopotamia,
In evidence that women of IHHH) H. C,
knew the uh-s of Land uiirroi-M, vanity
ciiaea, rouge and manicure sets.
J n tne returns join thonmelves
happily to the reports, made neany
JO j-i-nr ago, of scientist a who dis
tend in tho buried ruins of ancient
Crete that feminine fashion exi.sted
JO centuries ago which hear striking
Ij. ken fug to fiiNhi'iiti of our own gej
eratioo. Among the Cretan ladies of
long ago before the days of Grecian
drapem-v the wasp waist was in
vo?ue and the skirt of spreading folds
wu esteemed a thing of beauty.
So far in the history of excavation
the diggers, whether in Egypt, Crete,
the Holy Land, on the site of Pompeii
or elsewhere, have failed to reach
signs of a civilisation in which it was
not considered one pri nary renpi t si
biiity of woiuankiul to make itself nt
trictive to men. Presumably then
never was such a civilization. Jiut
man too has his special interests, as
carefully preserved through the ages.
Out of the diggings at Kish, for in
stance, has emerged a fish-hook. Lino
and ha it had its lure in the most an
cient of spring days arid by the ear
lie i. of bubbling broo'-ti.
Mr. Bryan's Error.
fCorvallii Gazette-Times)
If Mr. Bryan would say that the
hand that writes the pay check should
govern the religion thought taught
from the puh.it, then he would be on
safe and sane ground and we have lit
tle sympathy for the preachers who
been kicked out of the uiilnits
in the past few years for their uuor-
thodoxy. 'Jhey were excepting the
money of the orthodox to tear down
the orthodox faith, therefore the
orthodox were clearly within their
rig-bta in asking for their resignation.
But the public schools are a dif-
fenent proposition. They are vupport-
ed by Jews and Gentiles, Catholics and
Protectants, Orthodox and atheists
and icligious instruction lias no place
(hem. Mr. Bryan with his liith
century Tennessee low will be no much
of a joke in the nert generation its
were the men who denied the rotund
ity of the earth, or the theories tf
Copernicus, Galileo on the theory
that, an Bryan put it, "they were
contrary to acripture."
The Fly In the Ointment.
(Ohio State Journal)
President Ciolidge say-a thflt if the
people wiMI to bo left in the full en
joyment of their natural liberties, un
hampered by governmental restric
tions, all they hnvo to do la tn adopt
a thorough system of individual aelf
government, nnd wo don't believe Cnl
via known what the hardened old pro
fessional reformers oro realty like.
Volstoadlsm In Indiana.
(Clevelnnd Plain Denier)
The new Indiana Anti-I.irpior law
appears to tnaku It a penal offense
even tn wnkn up in the night and
think about how a glafs of beer would
tnftte.
A Pardonable Wish.
(Ohio State Journal)
We often wish some one would pull
our flexible tariff down for a change
instead of up, if only to aee whether
it would work all right.
Tom Sims Says
QOOD borne is heaven," says s
Boston clubwoman. And, we add,
a bad one is just the opposite.
English cow gave 27 tons of milk
in seven years, while our cows d"n't
have to work eo bard.
i
Detroit man bought his marriage
license on credit, lie never will fin
ish his payments.
A success is one who overcomes en
vironment. Milford (Pa.) prisoner wan
caught bootlegging in jail.
tendon men are wearing pink trou
sers. We hope they slip and sit right
down in the mud.
St. I.ouis Stviety girl not only
claims she jilted a count, hut she real
ly can prove she did.
Two former stage hnnds own a
piny tn New York, We always thought
the ushers owned the play.
The bootleg boon is bad enough
Suppose they boot legged coffee?
Man lost his memoir in Sun Fran
cisco. Maybe thst's nil he had.
Women are holding mens jobs.
Men are holding women's work. All
left for a good m.tu is loafing.
iy a m&
MOROCCO IS WILD COUNTRY
Vanderlng Tribesmen Constant Menace to Adventurous Auto
mobile Tourists
By CHARLES P. STEWART
(NEA Service Writer)
WASHINGTON, , May 20. Word
from France that several Ameri
canautomobilc parties are in, or at
any rate on the edge of the Moroccan
war zone, is causing acute uneasiness
here. It'a a wild country, of wandering
tribesmen, with a picturesque native
village here and there and a spice of
peril. " ,p
Adventurous tourists like it. The
emphasis, however, on the item of
peril is rather too heavy .to be pleas
ant just now. The Gallic military au
thorities are discouraging civilians
from running irtfo dnnger hut the
reckless ones nre hard to control.
Washington officials nre .not much
nfrnid Abd-el-Krim, th-e chief rebel,
will kill any Americans he may cntch,
except by accident. He kills Span
iards, whom ho particularly dislikes,
hut no far an known, he has nothing
agaiiiKt tho United States.
What is considered likelier is that
he'll hold Amerienn captives to rnn
som He does this even with Spaniard!
if their friends have money enough
to bo worth while. Occasionally, when
somebody's relatives aro slow in re
mitting, he sends in one of the pris
oner's ears, as a gentle reminder.
Officials are aware in advance that
anything of this kind pr noticed on an
American would stnrt a terrible howl,
not only from the victim, but here
at home, as well vehement demands
that "something be done."
And it might be hard to think up
anything effective to do.
The state department recalls that
President Roosevelt had such a case
to deal with once minus the detail of
the amputated ear. It was that of the
naturalized American he was born a
Greek Perdicaris, who was kidnaped
for ransom by the Moroccan bandit
Raisuli. "Perdicaris alive or Rnisull
dead!" was "Teddy's" cabled ultima
tum to the sultan. It worked that
time. The ultnn dug up the ransom
himself. But there's no en Ita in to ca
ble to now. An ultimatum might be
served on Abd-el-Krim, but the
French and Spanish impression is that
he's ultimatum proof.
Speaking of the sultain reminds the
state department of another experi
ence withthe ame ruler. A Chicago
private banker named Stensland had
skipped with depositors' money. He
turned up in Morocco.
' The state department asked for
him. "Not," said the sultan,, "while
his money lats." There was no ex-1
'tradition with Morocco then. Assist
ant District Attorney (now judge)
Harry Olson of Chicago went over to
nee about it. He cultivated the sultan
socially became his warm friend.
1 II tlTssf:t II NT
Then he asked for Stensland just
as & friend. "As a sultain," replied
the monarch, "we have our dignity to
consider. We can't surrender him, but
perhaps he'll go voluntarily,"
And he ordered Stesland locked up.
Anybody who knows the inside of s
Moroccan prisen knows why, in a
couple of days, the captive sent for
Olson and begged for the luxury of
Joliet.
In New York
boro, or wherever it was that you
watched horses changing ownership
and felt a compassionate sympathy
for the dumb beasts that so faithfully
had served their masters only to be
traded off when their U5efulne.su
waned.
A prominent rolumiutft was mar-
By JAMES W. DEAN
VEW YOKK, May 20. The grace
ful bulk of the horse still casts
its romautic shadow across the machine-driven
life of New York. Streets
swarm with noxious autos, Trowlin ried the other day and the New York
horse-drawn vehicles into the slower I paper w hich employed him ran a iist
moving streams of traffic on id'i ('f 8ts most of whom were Lucy
I Stouers. Although husbands and wites
street?. j riirrieij different names in the story
But if you would go some Monday J they were conveuirntly joined to
or Thursday afternoon to Twenty-1 gather with 'and-' and commas. This
j reminded an arrival from the rhu
i oarbs of the quamt ruatom of country
weeklies coupling names of aweet
j hearts in account of parties ami
' strawberry sociables.
traveler, told the woman to "ask the
boss," at the same time pointing to
the other man.
The traveler, turning Ko the grocer,
who wns smaller than he, said: "Boy,
give this poor woman a dollar out of
the till."
The grocer paid.
To Paul Revere's Great Credit
(Toledo Blade)
It will always be to the credit of
Paul Revere that he didn't stop to
make a speech.
Her Catty Friond
(Ohio State Sun Dial)
First Co-Ed He stole a kisa from
me last night.
Second Co-Ed I have a date with
him Snturdny night. 1
"I guess you'll find him a pretty
honest fellow."
Those Professors
(Manchester Evening News)
' Piofessor (to student entering late)
When were yon born?
Student On the second of April.
Professor Ite again.
Just a Week Late
(Passing Show, London)
Boarder I wish I hr.d come here
a week ago. 9
Proprietress Ah! that's very flat
tering to my establishment.
Bonrder Not at all, I mean I
should have preferred to eat this fish
then instead of now!
f 25 Years Ago f
(From The Guard May 20, 1000)
'TTIB interstate field meet at Seat
tle Saturday brought a victory to
the University of Oregon that is ap
preciated. It was fair nnd hard won.
All the sick people reported better
today. -
A carload of excelsior was shipped j
today from this place. i
Mrs. A. L. Peter and Mrs. W. M.
Green left yesterday for Astoria ;
where, they will represent the Eu-1
gene Kebekah lodge at the session of
the grand lodge which convenes in i
that city tomorrow,
A general desire having been ex- j
pressed amongst the business men ,
and citizens of Eugene to observe j
the time-honored custom of cele- j
brating the Fourth of July, a meet-!
ing is hereby called for Monday even
ing. May 21 at 8 o'clock in the court
house reads the call of Mayor T. i
W. Harris. j
!
Attorneys Thompson ajnd Hardy :
are home from a professional trip to
Portland.
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leave patterns on W
colored wall, MotWlr
cause tn xmwn fi
woodwork rfddHSi
breakfaookaxZfeZ
with SATIN EGO 8HBU
FINISH, from wtkiSl
printacanbewa.W
damp cloth.
ThiSmyfcmwMbaUep(lk
M I especially mitahkfbrkk
chens and breakfast nook j.
canbeeasayckaDKdT
apots and stais frJ,
steam of cooking. Hortta,
and apartment!, w
itary finish is so ea- ,
often painted throW
with Satin Egg SheflRniA.
Many beautiful deta
effects may be secured with
Satin Egg Shell FiimL Scft
creams and light gray,
onJya w of the shades m
may use effectively inM.
room. Complete instroctina
for using are on every cm.
,
You can now paintyonr property and pay on
tne aasf-naeter monuuy Payment Plan. Call
and let us explain this plan to you.
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1 a itUU VARNISHES
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922 Willamette St, Eugene, Ore.
"What? Me at Del
Monte this Summer?"
"Why, that's whera millionaires spend their vacations." Well
what r It. Couldn't you thrill at, the romance of (hat old
Spanish pirate cove as much as an oil mngnet? The qualm
charm of the Del Monte oaks ,the weather-beaten veteran
cypress tress on the craigs and tho delightful old homes thai
hark back to the days when Robert Louis Stevenson lhei
there by the bay where could you find a more satisfying re
treat away from the humdrum of business life?
Such a vacation Is within the reach of everyone of you if you
are ready for it. Start laying aside a regular vacation fund
and add to It every week. A savings account with us will
keep your funds away from temptation and will augment
them with liberal interest . Stop at the siivings window with
your first savings deposit today.
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"Cne Bank for Savings
fourth atroot. c:i8t f l.exinxton ave
nue, jruu would witness a aoone that
would transport von to the duja of
county fairs and Miiatl-town lift?
wis before rhf nwfeclion of the jus i , m
engine, Karl Pnpnr, a nrgro, was irrestcd
tin theMnfttrmotiS there i held h on a charge of, forging the sigtmture
ivgumr nld-t'ahionod horse auction. 1 nf Alfred 1 .tint, actor, to a note dr
Ther.' at the old Pioneer club, where eoribiiift la,ny aa "a friend of min
Howell's Comment
orUftiglitu ar frequently held,
iniiy nee h or flesh. In all depreea of
fltnss paraded before prostM-tire
buyer.
Runner take the more spirited
steedn by the hiher and ran them xit
tind down (he street to show that
th'ir wind i good. I'mmIIv the horse'-
wind ta uuuh better thau ttmt of th
felh w who runs htm,
Heavy dray horsea are walked
ai:d nun up their
t their tertiu All
pirtie hnvo finished ihetr in-peetion
the ath'tione-r kiuu-ks d. wn the horse
to the highest buhler,
i ml chartning neraon."
tine of the mnt pointed nphorittni?
I've heard In aeveral weeks waa utter
ed by a b'eul clergyman defetulin
the younger generation. "Kr eyer
younr flapp" tiiere is n adult flop- i
per," he said. J
MR.HAPPV
1
a nre walked out j
ir hoofs and look : I
er ail interested !
In Lighter Vein
Ominous
l Kausits t iiy Star) I
I've bren slthlnvr n r..A 1
Tin auetioner knows hm buines3..alu,ut rfJUjnlg UwvV declared1
.liberty loving Americana htvt drifted
from thtir o P"nt ruled counn
The Contrast.
(Snlem I'eptial Journal)
In tnakill hik Mli'h tn lha hnnaa
of common a chancellor e4 the 1.jwcrw" lh American c n-
cheiuer, Winvton Churchdl nauted J frnuo that took three drink pub
three timea for .lubrication and nm ticj during a pech would not only
atrvH by an ettendant with wh.ikey lltio(, obljvi ,
and .od. He eipla.nlng ue LD(1 lro,tri.onment . PHraie W however
hear eic se tnt on aptrit. when he ,onB , ,,,v,pd (Df -dif- :
y t'HKSTKH II. HOVKM
JJKWAHK of quHck. whether of the
mind or of ttie Imdy.
As to the quacks of (he Imdy. Ir
Mayo uttered his w timing, before
thd congie. of pbytcin ainl tht
ctaim of the ''gland rejuve natora."
unit mir ami nn, auu n o-w j uimri.-ioij n-.- curs m ir t. onstnpie m l. Mat kpittter tin-
more eettu to be In the way cf being I ha reaped it highest and he iloe suardmn of the peace ami d suity of
found out, regarding the function of ! in a hurry, thu keeping hi tri f ivtunw. ' It't getting t ominous
certain "duetlr" glands, nnd om- moving. j "Toa -what returned Mavor
very useful treatment haa been based ( Tl come to New York and t:r : Number.
on 11. 111 .nowirunr. ( (j tl ju nie-haiueal wonder, stroll 'HMninous- -or dangerous, if
nut ime uoea uoi incmue tne omy OXfr lrt ti,j, horse market. For tho hk that kVfr. ou knos
"giamis tn wien tne popular inter- , ,im ini l! believe y,U re 1-aek in U:lls-: shifting gallery tbt
est lias oeen arMiset. anu n.ie not 'week? WVll. P-
confirm the claims of rejuvenation
1
took hie first drink, remarking ai he
reached for the glass, "I iniit now
lightly increase the revenue." which
convulsed the house although lady
Ator as 1 dry advocate made audi Me
comments of disiPruV'
All of which enipbaaitea how far
the Antl-Mloon league and voted
away his rights, he et-uld take as
many drinks a be wanted and mt
of them take more ttian three ery
day.
In the Mitt speech Mr. Churchill
he the implantation of monkey
"gland.' The way to tay young ts 10!
live right. 1
Above all. riiMrnst the ''gland pdU '
that anybtiy trie to eell in shops, ,or
o t prescribe end aHmir.ister your- ;
ft If they contain thyroid rstraet.
they ar very dangerous. If they con-'
tHir. ny ollter gl.mit. liter ami t
A THOUGHT
A son honoreih hi father,
and a servant hi master.
Xlal. I.M.
women.
stio-i'ting there.
ami it m.y n-t; but".
you
the new ,
upened np Inst
een no lea than
all told. practi4-in
It iwiT mean suthin'.
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ry pure fmMls aoem no
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with tho proper meat pro
visions Give us a
chnni'o to supply your
larder. You'll fi'nJ our
prires reiisdnahle, are
sure.
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Party
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