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Tuesday Evening Paso Four THE EUGENE GUARD -Vil 2s,' . .1 ' i THE EUGENE GUARDS ! ... i An Independent afternoon newipaper published dally except Sunday. PAUL R. KELTY, Editor EUGENE 8. KELT V, Bualneaa Manater Offlcea 1037-1041 Willamette Street Telephone 1200 , The Eugene Guard la a member of the Aaaociatcd Preaa. The Associated Prcaa la exclusively entitled to tba uae for publica tion of all newa dispatches credited to It or not otherwlao cred ited in this paper and also tbe local newa published herein. All rights of publication of apeclal dispatches herein are also reaerved. The Eugene Guard la a member of the Audit Bureau of Circulatlona. TLESOAV, AI'KIL L'8. Germany Chooses Hindenburg. Uj Gcnnmiy knew Ilindimlmrg. Every Gorniiin j iut. a feature a enion of kj know that in lnm was the eniborliincnt ami we ,, " " , . ln. litutioD, Ijtit by an old buvioeiii roan of that citr. Thw ) the largest amount of npine used for any one cubceru hi Hie HtHte st one time. A expression of the GerniHiiy that was the old, impend iuin niihinriilin rWmmiv of nre-wnr duvn. JOvery Gcr nian' knew that he iH a inonnrcliiist unci u personal syco- phont of the cx-kaiser, ami tliat lie docs not, nenevc 01 pretend to believo in tho republican form of government, but iH openly and frankly for monarchal government. Ami knowing all this, Germany elected Hindenburg president. It was tho Germans' right to select the jnan of their own choice to head their government. The rest of the world has no right to object to that choice. But in tho rest of the world tbe result arouses suspicion and distrust and, on the part of somo peoples, dismay. A look beyond the result of the election to an analy 'hh of that result discloses that Hindenburg is not the majority choice of Germany. For him there were cast 14,(i:W,;i!;) voles. Tho combined vote of his two oppon ents and the rejected ballots givo a total of 15,70(1,101. 'Hindenburg's plurality over Marx, his nearest opponent, wis more than a million. Hindenburg's gain in the final election over tho vote cast in tho preliminary elec tion of March .'10 by tho parties which havo supported him was moro than two and a half millions. A portion of this gain is to bo accounted for in a breaking away T ... I .III from the centrist, or uatnoiic, party, which unci previously supported Marx, by many who resented the nnti-C'atholio tendencies manifested by the socialists. Others, not monarchists but admirers nevertheless of Hindenburg, voted for lnm. Paradoxical as it may seem, bo was backed by tho peasants' organization. Several other parties ef minor importnnco threw in their for tunes with tho nationalists. Thus analysis of tho election returns does not neces sarily diseloso any overwhelming disposition among Germans for a return to monarchy. But from whatever standpoint it bo regarded, tho Hindenburg victory is suf ficiently impressive. And quite generally, even if erron eously, throughout the world it will bo considered a plain sign 'that Germany is pointed toward a restoration to monarchy. A Corvallis school teacher beseeches tho editor of tho Gazette-Times to supply a missing last lino for a limerick with w.hieh sho has been striving to inculento useful knowledgo in tho keen young minds under her charge. Now tho Corvullis editor, whilo a man of very groat versatility, is not just tho person wo would havo selected to ask for aid in a school-hours by-activity such as this. Hq makes it known frequently through bis ablo colm that hg is forninst such things. Tho teacher should have written Tho Guard, whose catholicity in such matters is broader. Hero is tho limerick, sans climax: There nt a young follow named Guy, Who vowed ho would catch every fly. Ilul whilo ho was catching, Moro aw arms kept on hatching, And hero is our offering to mako of it a completed poetic gem: And Guy found hla plana knocked' awry, AVo only wish wo could send, with this helpful con tribution, an apple to Teacher. thia situation. We are not going to our tax iuue until it u fettled i upon a basia of Justice. We are (oinf ' tu have continued turmoil and trouble if Portland persist! in the role of tax erasionist. There should be brains enough and vision enough down there to lee tbe point. The Blggoat Oaa (Baker Herald) Last Saturday's Eugene Guard car ried aixtetn pages JJ0 columns of advertising matter for a retail mer chant of groceries, meats, etc. This advertisement is prubahly the largest single one-dny- ooe-itsper udvertiie lucu in Oregon's history. Eugene's Big Paper (North Bind Harbor) The Kugfne Guard last week isaiifd a 5:.'-page number, which was illus- ' traced and well filled wilb advert You Can't Keep a Good Bird Down Bon Doy'a roninrks wore, from n Kuono standpoint, most intoroBting among thoso of nil tho ruilronri iiumi who Hpoko nt tho clmmhur of comim-vco bnnquet in Portland tho other night, hecnuso thoy gnvo official in formation ii to tho great progress that has boon made in building tho Natron cut-off of tho Southern Taoifio -company, in tho wholo trackago of 10H nulos eoutem The Difference fCorvullit rtftxette-Timefi) The whole difference between tho right theory of government nnd the J'iercc theory was illustrated in the board of control row over whether or not the contractor for the boy In duatrial irbool building hmild bo al lowed to insure his workmen in n private company or be com polled to takn out alate insurance. Hay- and Kor.er voted to let him do as he plemf d provided the j tun ranee he took out was sufficient and reliable. The governor inrnMed that he take out tate insurance and said he whs in fa vor of compelling every employer to take out state itisurnijce. Kay and Knrer are therefore better demo crntH than Pierre is. Thomas Jeffer son decried state interferenre In bus inera. i'lerre is a natural born snritiU 1st and would put the state into bua lnesa as far as possible, l.esides n cer tain organization with a Jot of votes favors 1'oinpiilnory state insurance. Tho Siato Supreme? (Hnlem Statesman) Members of the state game and fish commissions are reported as fa voring the referendum on the bill re quiring the payment of ten per cent of the fees collected by these depart ments Into the state treasury to help pay for administrative coats, H will be remembered that during the last semi on of the legislature thene same organisatlona were not averse to pay ing this portion of their receipts Into the state treasury providing the pow er of appointment of their members by the governor should be vested else where. The state legislature did not see It that way bmvever and the gov ernor still makes or unmake the ap pointments. Whs it the interests nf the state or the punishment of the governor they had ln mind? lust why tho receipts taken in by all the hoards and commissions of Oregon should not he deposited with the state treasury is not rpitto clear to the average Oregon citizen. All state institutions tire required to nc account to the state for whatever fees they receive mid to present n budget to the legislature or to depend on millnge taxes for their needs. The fish and gnms commissions nro cred ited generally with the attitude that receipts of their departments from fees, licenses, etc., are of littlo or no concern to tho general public. They receive hundreds of thousand of dol lars every year from citizens of the state nnd pay it out through the sec retary of state's office with littlo or no cost to them for administration. It coats (he state n considerable n mount, however, for this admiuistrntioQ in cluding court procedure in cases of violations of the fish nnd gnmo Inwsv , . Tom Sims Says- JN CHICAGO a man with ?:i00,000 in hia pocket Jumped into the river, but tilings are very high in Chi cago. The world seta better. You see the i plated under the project, 4,j nulos have neon graded and "n" v"i'cre. in i.a Angeles 4..n..t.,.,l .... .l.i: . ...... 1 'iu 1...1 i i i.- cross-word pur-ale contest ha emit li cicni.-ut mi mm.tivf.iui tn iiiiirn imiru tlllll (l tttHI lie Kimiing mmlo upon t ho finnl U5 miles of tho work. Tho Kront tunnel nt tho Biinimit will hnvo been completed by July nnd tho entire, project finished curly next your, ne . cording to this official itnnounceiiH'nt. ' Thus will be i realized n rnilrond project which was first conceived : moro than half n century ngo. ord niuilr content ha ended. ... There is talk nf Jnrkie Coognn's retiring to go to school instead of to take tip glf. . Where lite la too intense, It ia too soon in the past tense. Moat people expect something for nothing, which ia why many people excrct medicine to keep them well. 1'rncrnstinntlon is aueceaa. Two hundred automobiles enrrying fishermen to Lako creek wero reported by n trntfio officer as being on tho rond Sunday. Allowing two fishermen to n car that puts 40(1 fisheniit'ii on ono creek in ono day. And Lake creek, of course, has no monopoly of popularity. lucre in an ever-increasing inning ol lisliermen on all ami bootleggers a financiers. our ulroaniH. Iho linio is unfortunately coining when no nmount of artificial propagation of trout can stock them to replaco the thousands that nro being caught. One thing thnt would help prolong the era of trout in Oregon waters would bo to close all streams completely against fishing from November 1 of each year to April 10 of tho following year. And that ought to bo done. It is American forest week in all Mates, but most oi Uldii nave no loresls idt to speak of. Hero in Ore the thief of Ileal estate men now are known as rraltnra; undertakers as tnnrticiau. Muaiciaiia any the harmonica will di.plac the anxophone, perhap be cflue )'j can hide a harmonica. ... Our gue.a ia moat of (hone who (hink they love oin one merely want to be loved lv some one. MR. SARGENT TALKS ABOUT HIS JOB Attorney General Seeks Not to Criticize Laws But Only to Enforce Them By CHAHLES P. STKWART (NKA Service Writer) WASHINGTON, April 28. Do their laws over-regulnte (he American people? "That's not for me to 6ny," re plied ITnited States Attorney General John (. Sargent. "My business, as attorney general. Is to enforce the law. Slaking laws la a legislative function. I'm a strong believer in each man sticking to his own job. "If 1 were a legislator, I'd have something to soy about law-making. In the department of justice my duty la lo administer the laws as I find them. If I think a chnnge should be made, 1 may recommend it. I've no right or desire to criticize otherwise. ".Most of our troubles seem to me due to intolerance n failure to un dent turn! our neighbors. In this country our lawn change pretty fuwt, too. Accustomed to the old estab lished laws, wo violate the new ones unreflectingly. I believe that's how imt of our new regulations are broken thoughtlessly. "Generally, I think the Ainericiii) people mean to obey our laws." "l.ocHu't our multiplicity of regula tions." I aked, "hamper law en forcement. IoeM.'t it mako for n general disrespect of law? Anyway, thero are more arrests just now than ever, l'rlson populations are increas ing." "Our laws," said the attorney gen eral, "in the very nature of things, must natural!.. expand in proportion to our growth, tiationnlly and inter nationally, for we live in a period of constant progress, social and indus trial. "You emphasize that thre are more arreBta for infractions of the law than ever before. To mo that suggests better law enforcement, not laxity." "As to prohibition?" I queried. "Absence of saloons, less drunken- , ness, a better moral atmosphere everywhere, are evidences that prohi bition has wrought great good." "But secret drinking?" "I'm not aware of much." "Still, don't large numbers of those who class as pretty good citizens habitually disregard many nf today's laws regulative of personal conduct?" "When a man deliberately and con tinually breaks the law," snitl At torney General Sargent, "I can't class him as a good citizen." A tarpaulin-covered trurk broke down, just across the District of Co lumbia line, in Maryland, opposite the home of a distinguished scientist nt tnehed to the bureau of standards. Kinging the scientist's bell, "Can I usn your gnrage while I get 'help?" asked the driver. "Sure." The truck, housed with some difficulty, the driv er left. A sudden suspicion! The scientist lifted the tarpaulin. Booze! The angry scientist, a dry, telephoned au thorities in Washington. A motor load of ngents arrived investigated. Then, "I'd like to borrow your phone," quoth the leader. A cryptic conversation ensued. "Now," said the lender, "we'll hide in these bushes till t lie guy comes back." Tho sclent ist watched from his porch. Another truck appeared. The original driver and a helper booked a chain onto the cripple. "Now," thought the scientist, "for the ar- That is the very time they work hard est, Tho most nearly valid pnrt of the indictment of "capitalism" by the so cialists is based on precisely this fact that the motive of fear of losing hiB jnb brings out of the worker less than his productive capacity at all times, and least of all at precisely tho times when it is needed most. rest!" Instead, the truck disappeared in a cloud of dust. "Outside our jurisdiction," explained the dry lead er, emerging from the bushes. "We couldn't do nothin'. I'm afraid be gut clean away." "Too much red tape!" complained the artless scientist, telling me the story later. "That's why prohibition can t be enforced. Oregon Uriels V 4 I -hi). I. It? la .. ,, pon we are more fortunate, in that, our forests are still h"'"" 1,1 i: f,,m l""rl lr"uhi in pan. wun us. i-or us the lesson of forest week """","'" Mi'o pioieri. our i uresis njrumsi lire now ami. Work ben n,i. week by i:k lorwani ino movement tor their replanting when thov are eut. (iootl progress has been miiile in forest protec tion; comparatively little in reforestation. ami l.iuil. IVrtlaiMl contractor en tli modern aewer a.v.tein at MomnoiithJ The work will coat toS.liss. ! ... . More than 3,lOO.i.! feet of b a a' There is eoiufnrt f,r ..I....I. :.. .1. . . . I Jammed near the aite of th eld .lho ., . .... . . , ' " in. in iin ineiiaon ,, on the Cnqnille nt a..... :i .... i - ... i i, '. ' '-non in n nun u in iki ninger oe possmie lor a patron to eome n to be :to te.t ah iiiiii mi. nut' pusutj;.. stump ol Hie lowest (leinmiination. There is as yet no way to make half eent ohnngo. w hit U ! e norin.il, The West C'ta.t Canning company of l'orallia ha. recened a ,,ntract ! ran -too Ion. of pears, which grow t Pl'vllillw unit- ,i, ; fine matitrilj in H-num r.unt.t . l.:.. ... i ....' ... . ' 1 . ... put i noi snip hi we mm i.o.i ' wui ,e enlarge,! to in-1 K,r, . f.w ,i , ri,.i finite ".Me umi tiott iiimI Jlimlv." lit utrrn whfr S u.ma. rli. if tli. eirlit pionerr d.ts f Khiunth mtmrv, Tlit ex kaistT was vorjoyol. COMMENT OF THE PRESS Tax. 04 asd PotiUad ( Pendleton Kast (trfgnuisnt This paper Is not halite townrtU our metropolis. It great Ir prefers aniiralle re l-ttiups htwen country and city. I'trtland 1 a wonderful plirr, inhal.itfil by fine people. Vet it was in I'orllnmt thai the fight against tho inrome tnc was made. It is there (he pl.iliing In under sy against the jnrw revraut nesM,res. Also in that as me city Ih direct prnrty itifii i mml is t,otnrtotis.lf w. Tsmtgh I'ortlsnd ha grow a smaitngly In the last in years the aftsrraent of Mulf-n-mah county it lower than It was ; 1(1 years agn. Torttand I not paying i its fair shsre of itta dlrtvt property Vav 4 'I hfre is me thing nrtig atu and t k with it a dock wsrehiue n the lake at Shippington. j Ths school DAard at Cas.-ade l.ck; ; hsa decided to call aa election to t fHW.Wi bomt. for the buHHing of a , new high hoM for that Ivalitj. Ts j b-'Bds are lo run for years. ' ! , , ' Fifty (laker men. lunteers, 1t i week plantett art trees of the l.cit i and a l nth us vsriett- on the d ir-1 f g"n trad between Haker and Main- i and Hsker and uans, ( , In New York I . lr JAMKS W. 1-KAN 'EW YiUiK, April US.-Many artists have tried to catih tha lirit of New York in p.iiniinp. but the het they have been able to dt Is to set down an impression of one lit tle section. Music offer a wider r..pe for the recording of the entire s.'ene. if a complete rpconl is possible in any medium. The nearest approach to tich a musii'sl rerd Is tlie old rug I inie piet-e, "Tlie Sidewalks of New York.' ' Now fleorge (Iersb in has been eotnmissioned by the New York Sym phony Society to write a New York (ineertrt in three movements to be played in t'arnegie 1111 1eo. IX and 4. tiernhwin is an impressionut, "Kh.ipvMly in l.lue" attrai'l.'d wide attention as the forerunner of i new . bool of American music. Iteing an impresnionisl tJerhw;n hsa removed hnnelf far from New ork to wri'e the piece. He will star in 1 otnVn until it is done. He I a mn fr whom t mootiow ha nevor iN-nte. Hts sensitive faro is frsmrd i' l-'tig gray hstr. He ni n flon-ng bla.'k tie. 1 often h ni tn the theater and ab.nif t!ie in.- ie houe". - t' he via an actor striv ing through long ?tr for re.-ngui but c-mi'.I gft no higher ttun a ee nlrr characTer part. He is nlt a few years from tlie grsve, ,Mt he regular ly ma Ives th- r..ir.l - t Western Lane Makes Heated Protest Failure to Build Road From Interior Resented the act of legislature uoder which the highway com mi a ion was organized. Since the Florence-Eugene highway was designated one of the secondary roads bag been built through from the Pacific in. all the counties on the coast excepting Lane and Douglas. Why has this richest section of the coast country not been connected up? The coast section of lane county has paid in 12 per cent of the road fund tax money. Debates between Mr. Adams and Mr. Harlow a few years hence brought out that fact. The Port of Siuslaw district which is that portion of the county considered to be the coast section, received less than one-third of that money paid in road fund taxes, for development of its roaua. Why should not Lane county recip rocate by allocating two-thirds of the general road fund money for de velopment of this loog neglected por-. (ion of the county? Why should Lane county's portion t)f the Roosevelt Hignway be the last to receive federal and state recogni tion? Why is it necessary to spend the efforts and money of Lane county on the McKenzie Highway, which hits no real development value insofar aa aiding people of Lane county Is con cerncd and for that highway neglect tbe coast road where the county's wealth is awaiting development? Why is it that along the coast of Lane count' the state hns never spent one dollar for road construc tion? It almost seems that AY e stern Lime' and Western Douglas county j don't belong to the alato of 'Oregon. , We wish to call attention of every one to the fact that the first state highway bond issue was voted down by Lane rountv proper AND THAT WKSTKRN LA X K TH K COAST SKCTIOX VOTED IN FAVOR OK IT ItY A LARCH MAJORITY. Also, when the Lane county bond issue was voted Western Lane fav ored the issue bv a large majorit, These bonds were issued and have furnished paved nntl macadam nuids to all other sections of the county and state. Western Lane nnd Douglas are still in tho same condition insofar na highways are concerned, as they were liO years ago. Cnn tbif neglect continue indefi nite! What will be the result? All communities have a faculty of coast section gung to be forced to ue const section going to be forced tl use that faculty? ? " " 'i their Msc 1 be worth more thaB J oosne Stt . "7. U1"-re Job "Becauaa dsddj Uii I cams we d hav, , . " ' J . I poor auendod 1?".' ',. J erincM . a:..:. . """ a... J -'.w.l, on In I into the matter. All r.ni .2. f he project If . llfcina read a lett.. ( eontainias; informal:-. K"U , Gil.tran read one fram'v!? The farmers pres.nt arr, '"''l i themaelve, i,0 ,,"!i'0' " "'T Into . K-"' to personally talk ,ta beet industrv. Thn Ttnn.m!. . . I other light anowitnrn, "'""iJ Tha nnnnnl fnn. v -n- V. . "nf the delegatea are Mls.ea Suii, Jl. 1 Ulu Cnl,. Stella Arn, Wilson. Lelia Straui, .:,.:.V M anil Mi.. I'il,.! " Ut: Dr. and Mrs. Wall ,.f r r in .1,. .... ...j m shopping trip. . . A meetlnc nf Mm i . .... . . -.... '-'."""i"; 1, liousc tdis nfternonn am. '. green, anil nil l.. brightest colors, tha meetingt,, I so unfavorable this ,n, i( I .iviiuru no nrgHniHltn was Mrs George M. Miller ef P, J is In the city lo visit h.r iiit,jj a. it. y. uuiporil. There is an uniisuall.t l,,rg( m oi mrmcra in t"vn imlnt . . ' C. H. Tark writes from 11 r.ngiano. rnai ne will r.tnro t0 j grne in .uny. In Lighter Vein A THOUGHT Weepiaf may a dure for a alght, but ly eometh la the rnemtag. P. 30 V There earn be n. rm:..w with'it a el'"1 ud and a nr "in''ent. movie studios and the stage booking offices, firm in the belief thnt he would become famous in a night if aomeone would just give him a chance at a big role. Many young m-n and women ambl i lions to sucvepd in the arts come to I New York only to be duped by bonus tutor. A student of the violin tells , me that an cx-boothlark "n the Kast ; S:de promises to teach beginners to play any instrument. And this eg -boot -' black ran hardly Tend imiic am) , knows nothing of technique. i j The violin student who told me of ! the bogus music tf a her. tells a very ! pathetic story of another viol.n stu , dent. Heing hard pressed for money he pawned hit violin for ?.". Thn he asked the pawnbroktT to let him play one Inst piere. lie t'lAed "Uu iunreue" so effertively (he pswn- broker wept and gave turn an other '.dollar. Howell's Comment ! i illy ( HKSTKR II. RiiWi:i.l. VttMK one ba put out anmh-r book on tho fo'lr of ontroilim chi( dren hv f'nr. The book it go-d. end is tlie d" trine. The trintV t that it rflil eer toi. h thoi uho ne'd i' in-Mt. It tiskfS self ro(rro tn rnntrtd orl'TS tj anything h:i! for. e nn. Our. and th is e--:l. nhit !. t parent ajp.l stome l.trhfrs k. V' why do pot S'-iiStHir wril1 another t.nk on ihe efutl futility nf .-out rolling adi:h hy fir Kinpl . er talk of Ihe greater "etfuirnry of U bor" at ttmrs h"B j"t are ,-rt-e and the mn are afraid of um; thrm. The fa. t i that er this "effi rirnrT of frightened men i far I than their raparit And th tm ihst men work bide-t hn there i Ieat work t' d ap-be on y to ih-1 wh ork for "ge. The farmer ami h fsn:!t d n.it ! -I,v I on Ihe job hrn crops r rt ; fturg and harei h.n--t tonr e, (Port t'mpqua Courier) QOIXIMUNITIES, like individuals, usually will "take" a certnin nmount of buffeting at the bands of nsRociates Yea the community usu ally is flower to anger than is the: individual. But, the ire caused by ! such mistreatment at the hands of county and state officials usunlly Is intensified because of tho slowness i with which it is developed. Western Lane county that community called the Siuslaw Section grndunlly is nwakening to the fact it has not in tho past, and is not now receiving n square deal from the county or the stnte iiiHofnr as road development is concerned. The community is getting fighting mad and the appended his tory of the Florence-Eugene Second ary Stntc Highway development or rather lark of development is one. ami n sufficient reason for their wrnth: Eleven years npo, residents of the Siuslaw section, backed by farmer and commercial organizations in the entire Western portion of the county proposed to levy a one-half mill tax upon themselves each year for the purpose of constructing the Florence KtiKene Highway. That was a most unusual and enterprising step and because of its novelty and enterprise it was neces earv to put up a hard fight in order to be accorded the privilege of tax ing themselves for construction of n highway to the county seat. Hut tenacity of purpose finally won the initinl encounter in the "battle with Eugene" and the first year $ L7.fXKi.Oo raised throueh the one-half mill tax j was expended on the road from Flor ence, up the North Fork. At tint time Harry Brown was county judge i and II. M. Harlow ami (ieo. Jlawley were county commissioners. Let us digress for a moment from tho main narrative to consider the difficulties placed in the way of this project by the pin-heads of that time who sought to retard and whse ' successors have reiarted progress of this wealthy section. Evidencing a spirit of cooperation not demonstrated since that time, a committee from Florence and the North Fork put their proposition be fore every (trance unit in the country. j All endorsed the project. Next, the , p ro ject was s 1 1 Inn i 1 1 ed lo the com -j mercial organisations of Cottage (rove. Springfield and Eugene. These organizations also ci.dort.cd the pro ' jert. j The County court entered the levy ! on the budct. Everyone iutereted j will remember the hot firht which ; was necessary to keep the item in the budget: how a committee of sHf-np-: pointed members made a majority re ! port to the Tax I'aers League to ! strike that item from the budget, j Two of the committee suhmittfd a i minority report to the mrrttng of tlie ! taxpavprs Meeting urging inluj-n nf tho item. Walter tirifftn, and tli then Forest A sent Seits of the t's ; i .ids-s weri !ie men. After honr of arguments, all without foundation. 1 w hv the item should not be iu-hnled - j I Eugene's legal bghlt were there m ; ma-rt- a vie was demanded and ; Western I,ie n n it. firM and on'r 'point ff-om i bote w h. a uiM prriMt inii'f'r'nl ile e!opm'nt of Die SuiOin ; territory with its t po'.-nnal wealth. The i.t wt sT f.tr inciiiir,n of : the tsx le. t in t,,1(tajot .ijinst ,':T t r !rik;ng mii tl.e item. The biftget c-Mnnu'tee, the f..f-w irg es,r re-..mtueiMlr.l ripen.lil'ire rf $.;j.tif il ,.n th n c'ern eti-l nf th Floren-e F-if-ne p.sd. Tins wa pent. ; Not until I'.CI wis mother bit r.f ' thu t monev talent n th r-ad. In Vi. J".i.is 1 . apM.rtioneJ jot work on the North Fork and thn yrsr H-Vf"' i betni r,ventd nnd r the pr-'U-ions of the b-nlcef. ' The o-.ntT unit n.-r, on the ro,l n 1'it;, :im -mg that the "'i-e It hfl jj roiioint-tit n t-mM tke over .and e-mp'r'e the prte-t whi. h ' tiurd a a Sec.-nd.irj ra,l (T , What a Night. '(Hamilton Royal Gaboon) Mrs; Eskimo Well, where have you been for the past six months? Mr. Eskimo My dear, I've just been sitting up all night wild a sick friend. Blank Verse. (Peun State Froth) I read My girl .lust like A book; That's why I hold Her on I My knee. i That' thA Annumr. 1 ffreorgia Tech. Yellow Jacket) "Why do the people of Samoa wear so little clothing?" "Guess it's too hot for Samoa.' Not Enough Cream. ! (Tennessee Mugwump) "What's the matter V" "Why. I wrote a long article on milk, and the editor condensed it." No Closed Season. ( Vanderbilt Masqueruder) Lady Officer, some men are shoot ing dice down on the corner. Officer Madame, what do yoti think I am, a game warden? A Brave, Brave Man. (Illustrated Leicester Chronicle) The Boss (to clerk sent out to col lect money) Well, what did Brown say? Clerk That he wou'd break every hone in tr.y body and pitch me out if ! I showed tny face there again! Bolts Hid he? Then go Imck an,l 'tell him he's miMakrn if he think- j violence will frig'.iten me! i Literary Note. j fl'hiladelphiii Itecord) j Authors intending to become fa- i Bacon Is Bookmark NEW lORK. Anril 2S.-.1 J raw bacon was the uniteim books, iouna in n copy of Kobert Sd poems. Another librarian fr.ti.ui ... a soft-shelled crab was used to lul hip piace in a bong. V THEATRE GRAND OPENING MM WATCH THE PAPERS! WATCH the BILLBOARDS' ASK YOUR NEIGHBOR! Consider Mother's Inn On tho Taclflc ltlchway at lanirpnt U a eisantie slsa ra "Mother'a Inn." stop there any dav and you ill !" 1 difficult timo to Ect a seat, unless you'ro early. Anil W one ot Mother'a home cooked, country chUken dinners cos" ateaminK out of the kiti-hcn and onto tho tahle ) 110 wonder why lur table is always crowd.d. Mother's bie sicn and cosy cottnae wmiM lioth h5 of m" use If mother were not in htt L-i..h.n Tha Kame h the rase here in tha V. s Nn.inn.l Xn matter claims we made, or how hig our builiiins or elaborair ' I furnishincs we could not be one of Lane county . leio I lianas II we HI. not r ra OT.-onli,.t. l ...:!ioi, to one who cornea to us. Ily following to a letter. 3S5 davs In tho vear. the and progressive policies laid down bv the foiindera ' ,!t bank we have built the reputation we now enjoy. A " " "f" served and he will Rive yon this sounit an"" Make the I', s. National your banking headquarters." U. S. NATIONAL BAN R Ohc Bank of Service EUGtNO LOAN SAVINGS BANK Crie Bank Jor Savings SOMF.THiMn uronjr. Headache! Hackaehe? Nervous! All down and w" Don t iipgU-ot yourself. Neglect my IcJl ' Oil I lllui ' CHIROPRACTIC I.-inoveg tho cause Henlth rcturrs E.sn, a GE0A.SIMON E.sm.nat.on Fre, , Wjmetts 8l. fMi