The Eugene guard., April 08, 1925, Image 4

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THE EUGENE GUARD
Wednesday Evening, April 8, 195
THE EUGENE GUARD
An Independent afternoon newspaper published dally except Sunday.
PAUL R. KELTY, Editor EUGENE S. KELTY, Business Manager
Offices 1037-1041 Willamette Street
Telephone 1200
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WEDNESDAY, APRIL 8.
For the McKenzie Water Bonds.
rpHIS newspaper has become convinced that the lower
J. McKenzie water bonds ought to be carried at the
election of April 15, and that the lower McKenzie water
project ought to be pushed to completion as fast as
possibly may be done. Its best advice to all citizens of
Eugene is to vote for the bonds.
For its change of opinion and of advocacy this news
paper has no apology to offer. It believed, on the basis
of information it had received, that the lower McKenzie
water project was of less importance than other projects
represented by bond proposals to be on the ballot. It
believed that the lower' McKenzie water project was one
that might, without serious, if any, impairment of the
public interest, bo put off for awhile. It believed that
lower McKenzie water, which will require filtration,
would not be very greatly superior to water from the
present source of supply, because that water, too, is
made pure by processing. It belipved that the McKenzie
water project could not be made to pay for itself through
water department revenues without a burdensome in
crease in water rates to the consumer.
New and important information in two important
particulars has led to a change in this viewpoint. It is
neither wise nor safe to continue using water from the
present source or supply any longer man is aDsoiuteiy
necessary. That water no longer comes -from wells. The
wells have become completely useless. It is not prac
ticable to restore their supply.- All of the water that
wo use now comes from the Willamette river. It is made
pure by the processing that it undergoes, but a slip at
any time in that processing would be dangerous. There
is temporary safety under the careful precautions taken,
but there is, also constant potential menace. The pres
ent safety lies in eternal vigilance and in that alone.
Estimates carefully compiled indicate that an in
creased charge to each consumer of not to exceed 25
cents a month over tho present minimum will give the
water department a revenue sufficient to meet the inter
est and sinking-fund on the proposed bond issue for the
lower McKenzio project, and eventually .to retire the
bonds, without placing the burden on the general tax
payer. These arc quite frankly tho reasons for this news
paper's, chango of opinion nndy advocacy. It was re
marked in this column not long ago that if Tho Guard
should find itself wrong on any public question, it would
not hesitate to reverso itself. It has just now dono that.
And as indicating that it is not alone in correcting its
own judgment, tho fact may bo cited that a good many
level-headed citizens who havo lived in Eugono much
longer than this writer and who nevertheless were in
accord with Tho Guard in its previous cstiinato of the
questions, havo also very recently changed their opin
ion and their advocacy and for tho same reasons.
Let those who would smilo sardonically and quote,
"Consistency, thou art a jewel," take thought also of
another quotation: "Wiso- men change their minds;
fools never."
A rocently organized judicial council will meet in
Portland in Juno to institute a movement for reform in
legal procedure in Oregon. In commenting on tho move
ment tho Medfonl Mail-Tribune says: "The oonlo be-
lievo in law enforcement. They believo in prompt jus
tice for every individual, whether 1hat individual is
rich or poor." Mayho the people, believe in it hut they
do not demand it. JF they did it would be forthcoming,
Whenever publio sentiment shall become sufficiently
aroused to the matter, court procedure will he reformed
Until then things will go on much as they are, with
occasional pporadio outbursts against the existing order
but no action.
Balto, the hero-dog which bore tho adventuro, with
human compatriots, of taking serum .to Nome, against
heavy difioulties, in the crisis of tho recent diphtheria
epidemic, is t havo his name and memory perpotuated
in a statue, if a fund now being raisod for tho purpose
is successfully completed. Tho citizens' medical refer
ence bureau of New York .has protested the intention, on
tho ground that it would exalt tho value of serum beyond
Its desserts. A puny protest, surely. It is heroism that
is to ho commemorated in tho statue, not medicine.
rights of bis own that deserve respect.
They are right in securing Informs- J
tion by such methods si sre open to
them. They do the same way with
bnnk robbers sud no one couiplaius.
Why put tbe bootlegger on a pedes
tal
If newspapers persist iu branding,
as stool pigeons aud outcasts every
man or woman who does detective
work or otherwise aids officers in I
tracing the law violations, the net re
sult will be security for bootleggers.
but not for the public. If we want
the law enforced, give the officers
chance and back them up without I
quibble or camouflage. If we don't 1
want the law enforced, repeal it.
Paper Mill Building Overdone
(Hoseburg News-Review)
When wheat prices, cotton prices,
corn prices, wool prices or the price
of other farm products are high, it
bas in the past, been customary for
many farmers to rush wildly into the
production of one crop promising the
greatest return. The ultimate result
has always been the same, namely, a
glutted market, starvation prices, dis
couraged snd bankrupted farmer, re
marks an exchange.
The lessons learned by our agri
cultural industries have been so se
vere that, in addition to gradually ed
ucating the farmer to the value and
necessity of diversified crops in farm
ing, the general public baa In many
Instances, profited by tbe farmers
lessons. In other words, business and
industry have seen the folly of over
production in any line of output in
order to secure temporarily exorbi
tant profits. Such a policy has bank
rupted as many industries as it has
farmers.
What haa been experienced in farm
ing and various lines of manufacturing
iB now being experienced by the paper
industry. 1924 saw a new peace-time
record established for tbe production
of news print. Tbe Bankers Economic
Service says that tbe paper industry
is faced with anomalous spectacle of
stationary profits in the face of a
growing volume of business. It is
generally admitted that the domestic
industry is capable of from 30 to 60
per cent greater capacity than would
be required for even the record con
sumption of the war jeers when de
mand was abnormal.
When to this situation is added the
factor of European imports in certsin
lines, tho position of the paper man
ufacturer is very difficult. Low wages
paid in Scandinavian and German
countries enable importers to bring
in paper even below the lowest cost
mills in thin country, and results iu
reducing prices all around, or In
throwing American paper machines
and workmen out of operation and
employment. '
"Ding."
(New York World)
The news that J. N. ("Ding") Dar
ling ia at the point of death comes
as a shock. A product of tbe west, he
bas been to us easterners a peren
nially delightful novelty. Like John
Tinney 'McCutcheon, he belonged' to
that prairie school of caricature
which loves . to depict panoramic
scenes with a wealth of detoil; fire
engines charging down the street,
small boys torturing eats, customers
pushing and shoving into the Dross
Goods & Disc Harrows emporium,
and a horseman shouting, "Hold 'or
Newt, sho's n-rorin'!" But Darling
Improved this technique, refined it so
it could bo applied to public affairs
with telling point. llo added his
sense for the ludicrous, a pertain mel
low quality of humor that Is tho
mark of the great aatirist. It is no
wonder that he attained the popular
ity that is his . . . His desth
would he a real Inns. Doctors hold
out little hope, but we may all wish
for his recovery.
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A 17-Word Epigram
(Christian Science .Monitor)
It would be difficult to compneo an
epigram of hut seventeen words which
wuld enntnin more good advice and
practical common senna than 'Presi
dent Coollrige's message to the senior
class of Tufts College of Boston, in
which he urged that "the aim and
duty of a college man should be to
work hard sud to behave himself.'
Many other more pretentious admoni
tions will, doubtless, be heceived by
these students, if their claea runs
to the form of the average one that
graduates from an American college,
But if they heed the full import of
this exhortation, they can largely dis
pense with the other "counsels of
perfection." This statement of the
president's was typewritten In two
lines over the words, "very truly
yours." and his signature. It is quite
evident that Mr. Coolldge believes In
the sentiment expressed so tersely by
Alexander Pope, in his Essay on Crit
Ham, when he wrote:
Words are like leaves, and where
they most abound.
Much fruit of sense beneath Is rsrely
found.
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Head Jn. 12:111. Text: 12:1, 2.
Jesus therefore six dara before the
passover came to Bethany, where
Lazarus was. . . so they made him
supper there.
(X. B. No record of events of this
day. It is supposed that Jesus spent
the day in tho home of his friends,
Mary, Martha and Lazarus, at Beth
any J.
MEDITATION It is easy to pic
ture Jesus in the home at Bethany
on this day of retirement. "While
there is nothing in the record to
tell us how he spent the day we know
that he had two sources of refresh
ment, prayer to God and quiet com
panionship with those who loved him.
How he needed strength! To be able
to give Christian hospitality to those
who visit our homes is a high virtue.
True hospitality does not consist in
loaded tables or brilliant entertain
ment but in gracious sympathetic
companionship which is possible to
give to all who enter our homes, how-1
ever humble they may be. Let the i
crown of our homes be hospitality. J
1' It A lEIt Our Father, bless thou!
the homes of thy people. Give them ;
true ideals of helpfulness. Let all that '
dwell therein have a real sense of the i
responsibility that rests on each that
the earthly home may reflect the
blessedness of tbe eternal home. May
our homes be such that the Spirit of
Christ may find a true welcome and
that be may often be our guest.
Amen.
JAPAN AND SOVIET NOT PLOTTING
4 :
Recent Treaty Evidence Only That Japan Wants to Eat, Says
Counsellor Moore
By HA II It Y B. HUNT
(NEA Service Writer) '
WASHINGTON, April 8.-nJapan's
recent treaty with Russia doesn't
mean that Nippon is conspiring with
the Soviet government to dominate
the l'acific. It only means that Japan
wants to cat.
At least that's the explanation
given by Frederick Moore, counsel
lor to the Japauese foreign office,
now. in Washington.
"Japanese eat about one pound of
meat per person per year," says
Moore. But they eat one pound of
fish per person per day.
"Tho big sources of Japan's fish
supply are the waters off Sakhalin
Island and the Bchring Sea. These
are Hussion waters. An understand
ing betwoen Jupan and ItiiBBia,. cover
ing the icope to be allowed Japunose
fishermen in these areas, in order
to guarantees a fish supply for J
pan, was tho compelling motive be
hind the Japanese end of the agreement.
'Friendly relations between Japan
and Itussia also means a closer rela
tionship between Japun and JMirope.
By sea, tho trip from Japan to
France and Knglnnd, for instance, is
about six weeks. By the Siberian
Railway, this is cut to ' about two
week b.
But as foreshadowing a Japanese
Russian alliance designed to dominate
ho l'acific Japan herself would bo1
the last (o wish the development of
Russia as a maritime power. Anyone ,
can sue why."
This man Moore, incidentally, Is a
unique figure iu official and diplo
matic circles.
An American by birth, citltenshlp
nd allegiance, he is at tbe same time
n official of the Japanese govern
ment In a sort of super-diplomatic
job.
His title is "counsellor to the Jap
anese foreign office." He graduated
into his job after a score of years as
Tho 79-ycnr-old mayor of Aberdeen, who wns elected
last November because he wan strong for law enforce
ment, has been forced to resign. In furtherance of his
efforts at law enforcement, it appears, ho shuffled up
tho police department rather too promiscuously to suit
even his own friends. Now ho can quote, as Mayor
Baker, of Portland, did recently:
You can nnd you will and you must and you wont;
You'll bo damned if you do and bo damned if you
dont.
Tho president, in an address before tho cotton
crowers, assures tho country that wo have, and aro to
Knvn further, nrosneritv. That, is fine. Now Int. ns
hopo tho business barometer will beirin to confirm the
president's view a little moro certainly than it has been
doing.
Next Sunday is to bo blossom day at Salem. Every
day is blossom day around Eutfeno jnst now. If voii
haven't dono so already, ride out in the country n little
anu Iook. it is worm wuue.
COMMENT OF THE PRESS
Oregon Briefs j
E. II. McAllen of Port In nd has beeu
panointfd traveling freight and pa
senger agent for the O.-W. R. and N,
railroad with headquarters at Bend.
The Colonel Wright school building
at The Ialles, erected at a cost of
Vi,OtK, waa dedicated Sunday under
the auspices of the Old Kort Dalles
Historical mcistp.
Tendlfton post of the American le
gion will aulwribe $10.00 to the
American legion's .M.OOO.OOO endow
ment fund for the disabled and or
phans of the World war,
Kight years ago Kilns Hale lost n
gold watch. Last week tt was plowed
np in the Robertson orchard near
BromiHville on land worked by Mr.
Hale when It wsa lost.
Harrison Hartley, SO years of
and a resident of Broidbent In Coo
county for RO years, was found insane
racently and committfd to the stat
hospital at Salem.
a newspaper correspondent, stationed
in the Far East His many years in
China and Japan for the Associated
Press gave him an understanding of
the oriental slant on affairs in gen
eral that can only be acquired by long
and intimate association. His knack
as a newspaper man enabled him to
see both sides of tbe problems that
arose to bother Japan, for instance,
and he. acquired the habit of volun
teering suggestions. He brought to
the Japanese foreign office, unoffi
cially, the white man's psychology,
backed up by a newspaper man's un
diplomatic but very understandable
mode of expression. Ho could strip a
State Department communication of
Its high-sounding and ambiguous,
phrases, nnd tell the Jnp statesmen
just what Uncle Sam meant and why
ho meant it. ''"'.
And the Japanese elder statesmen,
recognizing though not publicity ad
mitting that Jauan: is sjill. a. young
ster among civilized nations, profited
no little by his advice,
' It was Baron Shidehara, former
Japanese ambassador to Washington,
now head of Japan's foreign office,
who signed Moore up for his job of
undiplomatic diplomat. The fifth year
ly contract has just been signed.
Which would seem to indicate that
.Moore has been giving satisfaction as
well as advice.
Moore alternates between Japan
and the Lnited Slates, first a year
here, then a year there, in order to
keep his contacts in both countries
fresh. Tbe United States is still
"home" to . him, however, and he's
educating his children in the U. S. A.
. Moore and Baron Mntsudaira, the
new Japanese ambassador, present
the long and short of diplomacy in
Washington,
Moore is tall, lanky a human lath.
Matsudaira is short, roly-poly. They
make an odd team. Both admit the
same pet aversion, however th
Jingo who ia always trying to stir
I hostilities between U. &. and Nippon
come safe through so many storms
that half her Umbers is unj inted.
j
Gloom at the Gulch.
(Washington Slur) ,
"Crimson Gulch is much quieter
than is used to be," commented tbe
visitor.
"Ves," answered Cactus Joe. "The
old spirit is gone. Motors and radio
have overwhelmed us with the in
fluence of an effete civilization. I'm
tli in kin' of startin a movement to
change the name of the place to 'Pink
Ravine.
The Last One.
(San Francisco Chronicle) '
The cress-word puzzle is doomed.
Every possible joke has been squeezed
out. of it.
An Explanation.
(Louisville Courier-Journal)
"Mr. Wamniis. I fear von are iff
noring our efficiency system.' t
'"Maybe so, Mr. (Jump," respouded
the cierk addressed, "but somebody
bas to get tbe work done.
Hopes for the Ohio Crowd.
(Ohio State Journal)
The Ohio- crown, far from losing
hope, believes that a healthy reaction
from all this virtue in public life will
sot in in good time.
m m
Tact.
(Rochester Times-Union)
Tact is just the art of making the
other fellow feel more important than
yourself.
In New York
Hj JAMES W. DEAN
MEW l'OHK, April 8. Much of
Hroadwny wit is manufactured Iu
ths ITieeso club or by members of it
who are preas ngeuts. artistB and so
forth. Tliey meet daily at lunch in
west 4Stli street snd spring their new
jokes on each other. If the jokes f
well they sre soon heard over the
radio or in the theater.
At present the t'beesers are eu,n
ing in a "brain teaser" contest, each
member being called on to ask a ques
tion that cannot be answered.
fijmo of the questions which have
tumped tbe members arc:
How mtiny huslmnds hsa leggy
Jo;ce bad?
Who makes tho plays dirty?
If Marty Herman and Al Woods,
brother., had the same name, what
would that uaine be?
llow can you be protected from
hud hooip?
When someone asked where would
llrosdway have gone if it had gone
trnil.t Hnrrv Hershflelii. the prcl
dent, answered. "Into I .on Island
Sound" and won the brown derby for
the day.
. ...
Springtime ia a time of Joy to the
kids on the east side. Then they rnn
. out In the streets to play. Then
around comes the street carousel In
bright new paint. It la only six feet
in diameter, but It whirls s'ound and
around in a mad merry-go-round If
you have a penny to p-iy.
And so the other day tVogero Y
ada took his bright wagon to aven.ie
Th Offloer Alto Haa Soma Rights.
(Pendleton Kat Oregonisn)
Portland newspapers , have over
worked their criticism of lew enforce
ment officers because of a blunder by
ens policeman. Xliitskes of that sort
are unavoidable at times but they ran
be dealt with without upsetting the
whole law enforcement program and
without making bootleggers and
moonshiners think they are oppresaed
heroes whose names belong In the
Hall of Fame.
The task of enforcing the llquof law
ia not an easy one. There are vicious,
aelfiah, desperate men eugaged in the
Illicit traffic, guile often they are
ready to rob aud alug; at time, they
do not healtate at murder, officers
know thla and they plan accordingly.
They ore Justified iu doing so. They
are right In safeguarding themaelvea
when poasible. The officer haa aomejcliy of llsndon,
A campaign backed by the lumber
interesta aud leading business con
etna, baa been lsunched st I-siirande
to prevail upon President Coolidge to
reconsider hi order closing the I.a
Uraude land office.
A aiiecial number of the We.tern
World of Itaniioti waa published Murcii ;
Jtl. The issue contains .'t- pages of i
de5criptive and illustrsted matter and :
is a crrdit to both the editor and tlie i
BIBLE THOUGHT
FOR TOO AY
IK THINK KNKMV be hun
gry, give him bread to est; snd
if he be thirsty, give him
water to drink. Proverbs
. Blale Question
(Look up the snsnerl
What about the pcrmaiien. e
of tiod a word?-Matt. .'! M.
A. A dozen kids with pennies jumped
I nline for the first ride. Arthur Sura
volaky. 4, had no penny and was turn
ed back.. But tbe whirling circle of
color caught his eye. He edged closer,
wistfully watching his happy llttl"
friends. Then he rescbed up snd took
hold or the red norse witti a green
mane.
Tbe merry-go-round swirled him
between the driver's seat and the plat'
form and he was killed. And now
springtime no longer meana a g-iy
merry-go-round ride for tbe kids in
that block.
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The lure of stage production si
meana of quick fortune hns been fre
quently commented on in this column.
That ia because each story of suc
cess or failure in New York's greatest
gamble Interests me and tbta column,
perforce, reflects a certain amount of
personal attitude.
Neil Andrews has mode n fortune
in recent years producing a new hair
dye. Now he has turned to the stag
producing and hacking "The t'oin
plex" in which his wife. Porothy Ha!l
plays the lead. It is reported nlou
Hrondwny that for some performance:
not one sent wns sold at the box offic
and some of the agencies totaled nx
little a $.10 in sales for a perform
ance. Vet the producer must guar
antee a rental of $UKH) a week for the
theater.
.
Various comimiultiea within the cl y
elect their own mayors who preside
over manv of the affairs of the cit
iaens, often keeping neighbors fro:n
going to court or jail. I he firt worn
an to hold such a position ia Mrs.
Miunie Turlo. Iteiievue hospital nur
She presides over what waa once the
"(ias House district and in it. risy
the retreat of some of the city'a
toughest gaugsters.
Rowcll's Comment
By CHESTER H. ROWBLI,
THE Prince of Wales marts on an
other tour to the far corners of
the earth. Already h Is the best
traveled royal person in the world.
That means, for his purposes, the best
educated. The prince is no highbrow.
What he knows of books end scholar-
ship is undisclosed, but is doubtlexi
no more than Is good form lor
English gentleman.
His Job, as a modern prince, am
later as a modern king, is not wit
policies and problems. It is to sinoot
the way with people.
And for that, tier, is no better
training than the contacts nnd
naplon..a nt ft-avnl Tho PPfl ndfS t h(V
of the present prince, wiinoui over
steomng the limitations of his pos
tion. waa one of the first diplomats oi
Europe, smoothing the ways of peace
and understanding between nations.
He did it by knowledge of men anal
skill in denling with them. i
If the trnining of the young princ
can equifS him for the anme task, in a
harder time of the world nnd o more,
delicately precarious time for kings, it!
will be well worth the little It coals.
Fellowship
of Prayer
Daily l.enten Bible reading
snd meditation prepared for
Commission on Evangelism of
Federal Council of Churches of
Christ in America.
WEDNESDAY
Welcomed by His Friends
Oriental Handicraft
Exhibition and
Sale
at
LARAWAY'S
Music Store
April 9, 10, 11, 1925
Household Linens In Chi.
nesa Embroidery; Tapeatrlea
and Brocades, Porcelalna,
Japanese Klmonaa and Haori
Pictures. Stationery, Bridge
Prizes and Favors.
A percentage of proceeds jlv.
en to tha University of Ore.
gon Art-Museum Building
fund. a
Mrs. Ruth B. Wheeler
25 Years Ago
(From Tho Guard of April 8, ll)O(i)
Jlr. and Mrs. J. B. Harris enter
tained Friday evening at their home
for the Christian Endeavor society o.'
the Christian church. '
Born Friday evening to Mr. and
Mrs. C. H. Cumming twin bods.
e . .
The cituiena' convention has placed
several names on the ticket. F. M.
N liking waa selected as chairman of
the convention amid great applause.
Names on the ticket are Levi Ueer, K.
R. Skipworth, Charles Harwood, for
representatives; H. R. Kincaid, o.-
county judge; J. H. Hill, for commis
sioner; H. M. Milliorn, for clerk: vV.
W. Withers, for sheriff; A. S. Patter
son, for treasurer; E. K. Parker, for
assessor; Lincoln Taylor for surveyor;
v. Li. mesmre, tor coroner. There
was a largo attendance at the convention.
'
A few days of sunshine nnd the
roads are beginning to show dust in
some spots.
...
The team hitched to the Hoffman
house baggage wagon balked today on
leaving; tlio Ninth eirect entrance oi
the hotel. After several vain attempts
to start them bystanders finally suc
ceeded in rolling the wagon against
the horses when they started off on a
gallop. They caught the train by a
small margin.
Dr. AV. W. Oglesby is In the city
from Juuction.
Morris Johnson, lumberman, is in
from the Siuslaw and snrs all that i.-i
needed now is some rnin to float logs
down the river.
A I flT nF UA DtS7
HEALTH.MY FRlENrS
UPON YOUR BUTCHER,
rjOING business with us .
is a health habit.
Buying moats at this
shop will . pay actual
health dividends. If you
are Interested in the
health of your family you
should become financially
Interested in the meats
we are selling.
Watch for
Mr. Happy Party
PACKING CO.
i75Willamette5tJ
J. II. Perkinn nnd J. S. MHlry nr'
business visitors in Kugono todny fr.m
Cottage (irorp.
ROLLER SKATING
MASQUERADE
Thursday, April 9
Cash prizes and ladies'
jeweled vanities given
( away
Winter Garden
iRINTING
Phone Springfield ?
Wostorfleld & Mnxey
THE WILLAMETTE PRESS
THE SPRINGFIELD NEWS
Qtto H. Shultz
Of Glenada Dies
GI.EXAPA. April 8. (Spivinl)
Funeral pprvirPs were hM for Ottn
H. Shultx. son of Mr. nnd Mrs. John
Shult. who iiH April t in Tort
land. H wbp 17 j-PBrn, 11 month of
ace at thA tim nf r rtp.n.h. Tht
body vrns brought to the family hnmp
near Canary, nnd interment war in
th cemetery near (ilrnada. The Rev.
Mr. Yost wan in charge of the funeral.
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SAN
FRANCISCO
Stage Terminal
, I'Jiono' I860
Tom Sims Says-
I In Lighter Vein j
Reaaauraac.
' (American Legion Weekly)
"I wih you could aure me." said
' a nervou elderly woman, ai.proarhint
! the captain of an excursion boat "thsi
! tl;i vrjuel would be able t' conic
' aafelv through a torni."
1 "My dear." proudly averted th
griiaied skipper, "this old craft b is
fpONSIDEU the foolish monquito, !
and bow he gets elanpcd for mak-!
ing a Doiee about what be'a going to
do.
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An assistant ia one who U hire J ,
for tbe bosa to bflp. j
An optimist ia a man who buys u
ust'd auto from an enemy. ,
(toniMcoking kinfolks ieem to be a
very earee article.
I'prhapa the quickest way to raie
trass on your yard ii by trying to
have a tennis court Uiere,
Turning over a new leaf too fften
makes you Uvse your place.
Most wrongs are ignored en tbr
principle that if you dou't look to
see if your tire is flat you wu't have
to fix it.
Always close your mouth before
staring at funny locking strangers.
The married friend tells in milking
love to ynir wife is tike asking be
buss for the job you already have.
Ard. the friend corrects our drf-,
iiitin of an anitnnt. Hp flat mi an
assistant is a husland.
When Our Bank Site
Was a Garden Plot.
In tho early ISOO's. when this district consisted of rnnrhea
and rolling fnrms, men lived more independent and resource
ful lives. Kach was living for himself; his own shrewd fore
Bight and commanding ability spelled either his success or
failure.
As civllliatlon slowly followed the pioneer, existence grew
less strenuous. The law cared for his safety; the railroad
for his travel; the bnnk secured aud helped increase hia
earning; power.
And as business became more and moro complex one bank In
particular became outstanding. Business men noticed that It
kept one Jump ahead of tho absolute necessities of the day.
That bank was the U. S. National.
Todny you see the result of this policy In the exceptional
assistance the officials nf the U. S. National Rive those who
come to them for advice. No matter how large or Bmall is
your problem, here it is analysed for the asking. This service
can be yours.
U. S. NATIONAL
BANK.
Xjne Bank of Service
EUGENE LOAN r SAVINGS BANK
One Ban A Jor Savings
LOANS DISCOURAGED
WASHINGTON. April S .snit-ir
Shipstrad of Minnesota, the (nriner
tabor mpmb'r --f the satiate foreis.
relation com mitt re. urid President
rooti.ige tfsriay to di'iursc Amr
ican loan to sny nut, on inn kmc heaty
expemltturesi for armaments.
SOMETHING WRONG
Headache f Backache? Nervous? All clown and out?
Don't neglect yourself.' Xeglect may lead to seri
ous illness. .
CHIROPRACTIC
Removes the cause Health returns
GEO. A. SIMON
Examination Free 916 Willamette St. phone
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