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1 ..reday Evening; MarcS S, 1925 THE EUGENE GUARD flies Seven MUTT. AND JEFF What Does Jeff Mean Conversation? By BUD FISHER SCMC THAT JefF'S e CCOSe? AN6 NOT omCV that; cau. 5-S w- FRvcmo (M Goj-roeJ ANt CAt'S LtS . .. ; w n-- S3u-1SM -CAPTAiNAlDIII MT flRST AAibeLiTSeKATeTN?!! -ietLLo MutT trr-r- -"AF"' rAr.,r ,T PTT . w "Wi r l to 1 1 It t l iim ; s 11 y"-:fez: r'" "-"v V $&--rr CM, cam sav m Mi-, .11 . V I (Continued) ! ' vg n'i turbulent passions shat V ,d tie peace of thirty human If the men thought they had worked up before, they toon felt .t ,u that had tone by had been ,otW but P,en,UM '"i" .r, aint no eall to bullydam uk this. Mister Btavens!" fat llt tl, Joe Bunting told 'him one blazing forenoon when Madagascar loomed Ho, through th ehlinmeriog. has. j hud Just finished a boy Job, far .loft, slushing down the mainskyeall !, and royal mast It waa near Zm, ' hni f on tr"tht ,frT S, wheel at ten o'clock to the Blush to, job without tha five minute's 0ke which was the relieved helms jn'i immemorial privilege. He b,,, that eight bells would strike l-Iom ha had got halfway np to his jut Job of slushing down the fore. "Are you giving me slack?" snarled Stevens. "Are you giving me back esst, you useless lump o' lard?" "Don't call me -out o' me name, fa" returned Joe fearlessly. "I ain't rlrln' yer no slack. It's nigh eight" "I'll show you!" gritted Jake, and knocked fat little roly-poly Joe head loaf with a cruelly unexpected punch on the ear. Joe acrnmbled to his .set, blood trickling from his ear, his twinkling eyes cold and starry. Drake was taking a noon sight on the poop, with Mr. Twining taking another for ' check from the monkey bridge. Drake happened to remove the sex tant from his eye for a reBt, -the sun still being short of meridian, and saw Joe confront Stevens. There was something about the happy little seaman that warned Drake all was not well. He laid down his sextant, and walked forward along the mon key bridge. "Mister Stevens, you 'It me," wheesed Joe simply: "I'm a liable seaman, sir, and I give yer no lip, don't hallow no man to 'it me for aothink. 'It ,me again, air, please. I'll pay yer aht fer two in one. Come on. nab. You started it. "I'll talk ter yon afterwards, me son!" said Joe grimly, waiting for the mate to take up his challenge. Jake grinned like a snarling dog, leaning forward in a crouch; his great handx clenching and unclenching until the bones crackled. - Slowly he reached Mt until the ciawlike ' fingers of his left hand were almost at Joe s neck bis right fist drew back to strike. Joe watched the approaching claw out of a corner of one eye; but ho evinced no fear.- Rather helooked aB if he welcomed the chance to fake a good solid wallop at that terrifying face. He hoped the mate wqnld not be too long getting started. It was almost eight bells. "That will do, Mr. Stevens I You may go aft! You, Bunting, get rorard at once!" said a clear level voice, and Drake leaped from the monkey bridge to , the fore hatch, and tnence to the dCck between the be lligerents. "He's a mutinous dog!" snarled Stevens. "He wants flaking." 'That will do. I want no flaking oone, Jlr. btevens. Go aft!" retorted Drake. The mate turned aft mutter ing. The seamen dispersed, still mut tering their grievance, for they felt they had been robbed of a piece of port. On the night following the trouble with Joe Bunting, Mnr.v was restless, could not sleep. She slipped a warm robe about her to stand off the heavy tropic dew, and went on deck. She did not go outside the open compan onwer. but stood there in the shad ow, gazing out across V the softly raving sea which lay like a gem smothered carpet of purple satin ler the glittering heavens. Stevens s on watch. His big, powerful igare paced fore and oft on feet jnsht as a girl'a, bead sunk between tas shoulders, except at each' tarn ten he raised his eyes to sweep the ip and sea with a sailorly glance. Suddenly came a commotion of in the black ahadnwa-of the "ist Curses stabbed the still air use metal. The mate ran to the rail. """tag down for silence. Mary half emerged, glad of anything that prom- ,i 1" brBBk th wful heavlnesss hat hung over all. Tony'"' y0U!" "nrmed To1c' f "Tub you won't! BlPmel Wyte!" eesed Joe Bunting. Then Mr. "evens leaped down the ladder and Pinufd headlong into the unseen JWrel. Mar, ,tepp(K (rom h ,h!. nnng over the poop rail tarry ,red th excitement The 'ime-keeping apprentice appeared I". w" " biding place and stood wide her. "Wbodr's going to catch Hob!" rrtnnod. .nL'"'': whlPered Mary, then ""'"ed a scream. From tha scuffle " "t and the uproar of voice In u "'tTn came the eound of Shriek horriDle' ,obbin "Holy Mnther!" It sounded like 7" There was another . ime no man's, but like the nail of . tortured cat E; '' 'Mnda orf!" T.11.H In. Wing. Thon h. --.- .. i - Iitt.nr eur,, tht was OTt ,hort l. r ""' mri ln fearful grunt- groan. And ae abruptly as the started It died to silence. Cripes! There's something "i gaspd tha . anorenrlee. and 1 up Irresolutely at the ladder 1- And tn -f, j j t-V f,!'!"' T the breaking of the -" peace. not is itr- he demanded. He . '0und, mw no officer, and ?!,' Jht boT' The boy .d down his fright but could ... ,?nt- D" ran down the lad- coon he shonted for lanterns. th. T "tch ran ap, then s,.'!"1" wok nd swarmed . ,h glow. Mary " oown from the poop and Mt oatji v - i i. . ,v . ew iilumlnaUon. In it on the s which w H... .jV n fllv-rjfnf fluM. Tony lay df-ad.)two nhtr. of nrTow moir ribbon. fcu rintinc hii brrast. Tht frk Uid lininf ot tht t rt mm Jakt Sterrot knelt, ilow - ly toppling over, blood staining his white jacket at the breaat Joa Bunting half knelt beside both. In hia hand wrji a dripping knife. 'In Ua round gniy eyea horror. . Men crowded aroui.d. The Doctor hung on the edge of the circle, chattering with fear, holding a gleaming cleaver in one palsied hand. ,The other Jiaud was outstretched, talcnwise, toward Joe. , , '"B done It, Captain! It was Mm! Tm wlv the knife!" Radio Programs A. V. Conradt, of Wallace, Ida., re- viu uu new ana unusual freak when he tuned in Kh'I and WOQ recently, both broadcasting the same rnoc. r dance music simultaneoualy in the aama rythm. Checking the phenome non with a meronome, he thought it waa a rebroadcast, but later (found that the arrangementa of the two orchestras were slightly different The chance of duplicating this freak la bout one In a million "listen ins." The Hsdio club de . Pernambuco, Brazil, has installed a broadcastinr station to have a radius of about 4U0 miles, and plans to interest the wnnth of the country in the new art, dis- patcnes to the commerce department indicate. A course in radio construc tion and operation has been announc ed to interest amateurs. . . TONIGHT'S PROGRAMS. Paolfio Coast KGW, Portland, 4D1.5 meterar 7:15 p. m. Police, weather and mar ket reports and new sbulletins. 8 p. m. Agricultural lecture pro vided by the Oregon Agricultural col lege extension division. o:oO p. m. Concert arranged by Jlrs. Fred L. Olson, presenting Cor rino Wall Stone, lyric soprano; Murry Carter, tenor; John Nicholla, bass. una uiga ilutt, pianist. . 10 p. m. Dwight Johnson's Mult noniah Hotel Strollers. KFI, Los Angeles, Cel.. 407 'me ters 0:46-7 p. m., editorial talk; 7-88, Hill Broa dinner dance orchestra. Star Hustell. blues singer; 8-9, Kxam- mer, program by Phi Sigma Pi frater nity; 9-10, instru-Packard Ballad hour, Leonard Van Berg, Billy HaiL Tommy Dace in trio numbers, Bess Itudisili and Ehue Gill, Jeanett Dace, pianist KFUA, Seattle, Wash., 45S meters 4-5:15 mental and vocal program; 10-11 p. m.,- Olympic hotel orchestra: 6:4fi-6:15, Rhodes' department store program; 8:30-10, Seattle Times dance' music; 10:05-11, Olympic Hotel dance musie - . - r-' - ' KFSQ, Los Angeles, Csl. 278 ma ters 6:80-70 p. m., children's hour arranged by Harry James Beardsley (Cousin ilu) and aasociates. KGO, Oakland. Cal., 861 meters 4-5:30 p. m., concert orchestra, Hotel St Francis; 8, program; KGO Little Symphony orchestra; 10-1, dance tyr sic, Henry Halstend's orchestra. KHJ, Los Angelse, Cal., 404.1 me ters 0-0:30 p. m., Art Hickman'a Biltmore hotel concert orchestra. Ed ward Fitzuntrlck, director; 0:30-7:30, Prof. Wnltcr Sylvester Hertzog, little stories American history, weekly visit of Queen Titania and Snudman from Fairyland. Uncle John, Louis F. Klein and Charles Leslie Hill, reader; 8-10, program, .Mullen and Bluett, arranged bv the Radio Philosopher, G. Allison Phelps; 10-11. Enrl Burtnett's Bilt more hotel dance orchestra. KJS, Los Angeles, Cal., 293 meters S-9:30 p. m., vocal and instrumental program, direction of Trofesaor J. B. Trowbridge. ' ' K.VX, Hollywood, Cal.. 337 meters 5:45-0:15 p. ra., musical half hour from Wurlitzer studio; 0:30-7:30, din ner hour program presented by It. C. "Cliff" Durum; 7:30-8, Siegol-Myere style talk; 8-10, program. Pasadena Realty board! 10-12, movie night at Today's. Styles Chtrmwo mke tbii interettinf mt?nible rostumt with th tuxdo . . j -A viik K nt ton ami 0f printed crep. , Jerry On the Job ,. ; Little Helper ' I AWUV UPTOrW HOUSE Wp7?? EAT 'BA A9PLES 1 U? To lg i 0 CA(WM9 M . isf B P5 FLAPPER FANNY so A kiss haa a funny way ef getting baok to Its originator. the Ambassador hotel's Coocoanut Urova, Aba Lyman's dance orchestra. KPO, San Francisco. Cel., 429.5 meters lUK)-6:30 p. Bodjr Sei ger's Fairmont hotel orchestra; 5:80 00, Uig Brother of KPO; a playette, "Jenny's Secret," Sadio Hooper, Hen ry Kuttner, Jr.; 6:80, "What ia Play ing at the Local Theaters"; 7-7:30, Hudy Seiger'a Fairmont hotel orches tra; 8-10, Josephine Wilaon Jones, soprano ;10-11, Gene James' Rosa Room liowl orchestra. KLX, Oakland, Cel., 609 maters Silent after 7:80 p. m. KJR, Seattle, . Wash. Silent. Cynthia drey Says: '0 WOMAN In quite broken-heart-A ed who can stand before a ahop window and wonder how ehe'd look in that green ememble suit, or the white felt hat with the Farina rloleta on itl A girl'a reputation ia Uke great fortune. It ta.':ea yean to build U np, aud it can bt utterly deatroyed ia the twinkling t an eye. - Lore la like mealea. It's both pain ful arid infectious. And grownups hare It harder then the young. Oar conscience is the thing that ternly forbids an to do the thfnga that we data t want to do, anyway 1 Q on t Ions and Answers, Dear Miss Grey: I met the girl I lore a year ago when I had a nice little grocery business of my owd. But time bare been so bad, and I hare had to sell my business and go to work at a low salary. I don't tee bow I can marry for a long time, na less my gill is willing to lire as a poor roan's wife. Do you think a girl will face poverty for tht make of the man ahe lores? Dan. Many a woman has, yon know, Dan. Kren the marriage serrlce says,, "for richer, - for poorer, And thousands of women have cheerfully repented It, and hare faced poverty with a light heart. If your sweetheart lores you. I'm ure ahe will marry yon in spite f the loss of your grocery busi ness. Ask ber. Dear Miss Grey. Please g5rs me the formula for a good face lot! an that will tighten np sagging muscles, and won't grow batr on the face Mrs. J. S. B. Six ounces of rosewater, two ounces of almond milk, and 60 grains of alum. Do not rnb this on the skin. Pat it in gently with the tips of the fingers. - . Dear Miss Grey: Bo many girls I know say "damn" and "hell" In (heir conrersatioa They are supposed to be nice girls, ioo the nicest in my claae at school. What do you think of swearing among girls? Sophomor?. I think it la rery bad Utte. 80 will these girls who swear later on when tbey reanh yesra of dis cretion and gAftd manners. J nut now they probably consider sods talk "smart" Today's Cross Here's the siinpWt punle The Guard has put out in a long while. Few unkeyed letters, practically all easy words. B-I5I I ' 2 31 m- is fr' fjfa IT I a Id 1 116 - t IS .. It 17 lib ' B.sast Iraaal I ZQ " 11 Zl " 23 34 1 ia T" " T k""i 7 ss " " " " "i1 b"- jas-sH tt j is 1 ' " I "l HORIZONTAL 1. Testify. 6. Decsved. 11. Born. 12. Mads from oeta. 14. - Beverage. 15. High. 17. Strive. 18. Weapons. 19. Not .arlr. 21. Hir. 23. Printer's measure. 25. Superlative. 27. Bone. 28. Rodent 80. Hansons 'noise. 81. Excluded. 82. Kobe. 83. Flight. 84. Allow. 85. Escape. 8i ' A color. 40. Elista. 41. Assure. 43. Nots of tbs scale. 44. Mexican dollar. 45. ' Inqnlrea. 4T. A vegetable. 40. Dip rn a liquid. 6L QulsL 55. Eagla. 54. Beorched. 56. Acquire. 57. Dole. 58. Turn. I CROSS-WORD FOR LITTLE FOLKS , fi X 13 z if" By LITTLE JOE My nniale this week haa only one black space. That means more whiter apace to fill with lettera, Dot wn.n yon get on word It givea yon a key to othef worrla around ft. HORIZONTAL t 7. 8. 10. I. 4. Hard-shelled fruit - . . Yon writ, on 1t . Form of vert, "lo be." Negative. Where yon take th train. A title of r.epec-. VERTICAL Appoint s. Above. A msle sif.g.r. To stuff. S. To deray. . I 9. Hcrambled type. - Word Puzzle B-tsT Answer to vesterday'a cross-word puaalei B-IF.0 VERTICAL ITorn. Beversge. Relate. Thus, Inn. A top coat TJpon. Weight of the container. An American tree. Cease. Not of the scale. Mck. Willi. Experimenters. Stage lady. Milliard cues, riiblic assemlilv. Outside. Child. Possessive pronoun. Mnke pliant. Tnfasten. 'A napkin. Leave out. . Kondle. Olean. f Housed. 1 Strong majestic poem. Age. Correlative of either. ' I'lare. Therefore. ' t Accomplish. 1. 2. 8. 4. 5. fl. 7. 8. 0. 10. 18. IS. 18. 20. 22. 24. 20. 27. 21 1. 81. 84. 30. 37. 80. 41. 42. 44. J 40. 14. i rut. r2. K4. 55. "Handsome Hans" Suffers Relapse PORTLAND. Ore . Mr,4i it '. "Handsome llm" John Keg.rlle, po- j lice aafnt. who wese-hot. three week. ago euffcrfd a relapse at, a host'iljl ; yesterday. His temperature rsn tin to 102 and attendants- fear Infection might set in. ' Cramton Dill is Shelved by Author) 1 1 . ir no r a d 1 N r.nr R A WASHINGTON, M I r f b 3. The! ar cnang., nere a poor Dang Cramton bill to reorganise the proki-1 .'rtu", l b Plo " h,tion .nforrment adK'nistrstlon waa , low- J h'' n. fn: aside Monday in the s.uste by il- i proportion with the sponsor. Henator Htetling, republican, i ,h room "J th"J " South Dakot. I bslauced Soda Girl MiftN Soda Girl's smile Keeps good nntttre in style. It's fun to drop In for some cream, And when we are dry, In the wink of an eye, She cornea to our rescue, 'twould seem. Home Hints A MMONjA. will remove persplra Hon stalna from fabrics. Jt should be followed with jlcohol and water dabbed on vary light!. Keap Furs Cleaa Furs worn in foul atmosphere or in a dusty wind should be well comh.d brushed against tne grain and aired quickly. When Ironing Silk en ironing silk press the wnv of the nnp and not arronfi- it. Use a vt'ry well pnddrd surface under the silk. A Handy Article A uscftil article ia a small piece of board covered with fjnnnel that has been rubbed with softened, not melted, parafin. It will keep your irons very smooth If you rub them over it occsslonslly. Use Brlok Dust Brick dust is efficient for remov lug spots on steel or for polishing pewter and copper. To Keep Floor Flour should be kept where it Is airy, dry and free from odors as tckes up taints rery readily. Bcid Hanging Of Pictures I -WisT-. S. -Sa-as4- J JACK DAW'S ADVENTURES Story by Hal Ooohran Drawings by U W. Redne)f AT LOO BIVHR OHAFTBTB TM.IP scooted back udou tha short Instead of going back, Jack pushed farther out into the . streiim. ; "Come on ont,o!d fellow," ho shouted, "cold water won't hurt you." ilia jr. master's voice finally coaxed the dog In again. This Urns he started awlmmlng for the boat. . - . - - l. TACK alowed down a bit and In a few momenta Flip waa at th aid of th crsft. Dotty leaned over and holped th dog Into tha boat As soon ns he waa Inside he started shaking himself and then Jack and Dot ty readied how cold tha water waa. Flip sprayed them thoroughly as h. shook the water off hia fur. TACK finally grabbed his pet and adventnrer turned to pushing near the middle of I,og Itiver he realised a etrong current waa running. . The little rowboat started to drift down stream In spit, of all the pushing Jack did. (Continued.) . Sister of Novelist Dies in New York NEW VOKK, MrJi. 3. Mrs. Anne Allen Hed, sister of the late .7 h in en Lnne Allen, novelist, died .Monday at home In Manhatten. She wsi the last siirvivlng member of the immediate fntnliy of the novelist, who difd two weeks sro. Hlie waa HI years of sice and had been fll for sii months. Hhe wns never told of the death of her brolher becs'i hor frietida ffar i;d the as.r.onnrpment would be fatnl to hr. One of her lent retjuMit was that her brother be not told how she had suffered diir'tiif tlie last weeks of her illness. Amendments Passed On Harbors Measure WASHINGTON. .MsrWi 4. -- Sen ate aniendin'-uts to the rives and bar tNtts bill wore scci-pted .MiMKlay by the hnuse and tbe iiieHSure was sent to the president suthiimiiig iniii-iive-im nts estiiiwtrd to i't Vt. 1 111.13 1. '1'il. sSuilte IIU:.-ihlM!tB tttlil'lt Sd). ed y,4ttl.ltA ti the bill were iitiiro ed without delmte. Thi-y provide for expenditures whii-h include: Tilliiiuook bay and harbor, Oregon. liltl.tKlt). Mre than S.OOi.thX.fKM. MKnrrtt M wre smoked ia the Jtritish Ite Iwrit year. and then started barking again. made him lis down. Then the llttl. . the boat across tha stream. As ha got A boy we shall call I'eter Plnder In bis eye gt a trrrible ' tl) A1id we bi-ard him (2) "It's a hot as a (8) Why DID I look out of the- " (4), (1) r.reut part of coal, left after burning. (I'i To utter words In ogical se- quencc. tit) Tena formerly ned for court ln(. (4 1 Ritremely improper manner et pronounf-in glaxtd luokouU to trains or resiUeui i! III I Vv V.