Eugene daily guard., August 13, 1923, Image 4

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In spite of the trenchant two-fisted air with which Hir
am Johnson pursues his denunciatory labors, nothing re-
IN YE OLDEN TIMES
From tha Eugene Dally Guard, Asguat 13, 1903.)
Lee Hoselton, who has just returned
from a Umber cruising inp
nd ih nlaoe is easily reaeneo. since
stngea-'irtakel trips to "and-.'rom tbe
springs1 dully.'
(Social' realm) A booting pnrty hon
oring MisB Lulu Sibofield of .Minneapo
lis, "Minnesota was giveDilasD'mrtt by
Mr. and Mrs. L. G. Hulin with whom
All the fruit exported by all -American ffJr?ii-Ar.
fttihutelnilfla Ratal
By Carrier, per year In advance... 18.00
By Carrier, per month $ .60
By Bull, in Lane county, per year. .13.00
MONDAY, AUGUST 13.
Inky
Thinks
'j$ England' Germnn policy in brief:
JJon't cus a customer. i
f ;.V- :.
'. The alimony some wives demand in
lieu of their husbands' society is rank
fl.Ury. ' '
.
It la still a hick town if it fouls all
puffed up with pride when It gets a few
conventions.
; ' - " '
f There is' nothing' easy about the prize
fighting business, however, except the
-spectators.
' The happiest people are those that
never atop to wonder whether they are
having a good time. . .
a '
. Another thing tbe world needs la leas
fose of monkey glnnds and more generul
se or Bweat glands
quires less courage and sincerity in Johnson's ease .than his ity of the ores,',l0jf
course in this matter of ad justing ourselves to the world. He i Jedrg thaoa place " becoming pop-
nnn o,ir.nn,.t ;f,l,w; I no Vila Tiinfro ok intnf nrwl l,il,. A fine hotel wo recently erected
... -- o . .
still be as politically secure and comfortable as a bug in a
rug. The reason for this is that Mr. Johnson is maintained
in office by California. . '
California is not an exporting state, but one whoso prin
cipal product,, perishable fruit, is consumed and paid for by
domestic buyers.
states ir onlv 3 ner cent of our food exDorta. and fruitsrow-1 luncheon was enjnyed in the brilliant
ers do not seem to know or care very much about developing i V.fiiL.Ji h.MiMesBhoneid! PKtta
a foreign demand. California, then, is supported not by a.Knstiand, Hattje waiton,oiih Ford and
world market but by domestic buyers. The state's manufac
turers are neglegiblo. Her cereal crop fs about Virginia's;
Jowa's is six times as large. She raises some cattle and a
little cotton; but her big egg in the basket is fruit, a domestic two weeks.
seller. . ' I know that she had beard.
Our recent loss of export business has been alarming.
A great part of this disappearing trade has been in cereals,
edible oils and fats, exactly, the commodities of which there
s a serious shortage m Central Europe. There is simply no
Mr. and Mrs. Hulin.
V?.- G. Allen, manager of the Allen
Canning company plant , in .Eugene re
port that conning will , be resumed in
dir. Alieu auyn uio.
cannery will' put out a larger number of
rases of excellent Burtlett pears this
year than for a number of years past.
W. Jj. Bristow. former citlxen of Lane
county bus been appointed postmaster
at .Maple Grove, a new office in Folk
county.
Dr. W. L. Cheshire wan kicked by his
horse quite, painfully yesterday and suf
fered n severe wound in the flesh above
the knee. The accident will keep him
from hia practice for a few days.
Eugene has a new real estate office
to become acquainted with to be known
as Williams, IJeuburt and Wells. The
members of the firm are M. A. Williams,
formerly of La Grande, Henry "Denhart,
'rtmerly of 1'ipestone, Minnesota, and
.1. G. Wells, recent arrival from Chicago.
The latter is a practicing lawyer, and a
shrewd business man. The men will
conduct their business in rooms 4 and 5
'n the First National Bank building..
She went toward the roses, toward
the huge, blue urn thut stood at the
other end of the studio by the windows.
nl,n, ... t. l.o, mud. her run to them!
She stood with ber bock turned in Paul s
direction as he come into the room, fin
gering the long Btems, pulling off a leaf
'A The prediction that more fox furs
; will be worn next winter Indicates
X an unusually large crop of Auatra-
flf Han rabbits.. . ' '
it f . .
Still,' If there were no : Reds, how
;gyduld European nations -scare one an
other nt Deingrcasonaoior
At least the prosent price of wheat
iTrtllvjtend. to relievo tno labor snortage
In industrial centers, :-
7T .
'?? Our guess Is that this talk of corsets
lor men Is prompted by wets in a last
desperate effort to get tight.
" A genius is a tourist who can follow
a strange road after bearing it described
minutely by a rural citlzonx r -
. .
; .'Europe loses sight of facta In the beat
'tif argument, but perhaps it isn't the
heat so much as the Btudidlty.,
if . I i
: Bp live that it never will be necessary
no ten mo reporters to save -your xuin
lly'i feelings as much as possible.
longer any question but the continued prosperity of , the I here and there, and rearranging them.
cereal and stock raising regions or, the' country-depends m
Ihe most direct mieasuro on the stabalization of former mar
kets abroad. ' ' ' '
If Hiram Johnson represented a central state in the sen
ate or if he represented the United States in some body he
would doubtless manage, as he has in the past, to adapt his
philosophy to the fortiuties of the moment. Not being a
senator at large but a representative of California, Mr. John
son can repeat his present unoriginal thesis indefinitely in
the knowledge that he is quite secure and that no crisis will
arise to put his sincerity in the matter to a legitimate test. '
MR. ADAMS WILL NOT RESIGN
Ha did not snenk and she looked over
her shoulder at him. He was standing
iviii, hi hrnwin in bis nockets and a pre
occupied smile touching his lips. Appar
ently be was not conscious ui u
.. She turned back to the roses. Two
or three were beginning to droop their
bends a little. One hud a broken stem.
She caught hold of it impetuously and
pulled it off. She fastened the short stem
and huge rose-red blossom In the front
of her dresa agiiinsc ner w ;
ii. f.a.Mnm with a bitter little
smile. But it did noti help very much.
The. feeling in her breast held some of
the same bitterness . that touched her
smiling Hps.
r .. Tomorrow Paula Jeed.
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Editorial
Opinion
John T. Adams will not resign as chairman of the Repub
lican National Committee. Neither will he be fired.
, " Our authority is none,, other than that ever-interesting
penoduai, tlie JNational Jiepu'bhcan, which Mr. Adams con
trols through the secretary of the national committee. The
jeason which the paper gives as determining the committee's
attitude should be convincing. .-v. -, ., -, y
"Certain newspapers,'? says the Republican, "have
been demanding for months that the . Republican , national
committee remove unairman 'Adams ana substitute some
Republican more Wilsonian in his political beliefs. "In view
ot tno lact that tlie committee is dominated by men who are
patriotic in tneir political viewpoint, these newspapers ha vo
secured no results." , ' -, " . ' :
The patriotism which Mr. Adams' editor Sees in the com
mittee's determination not to remove him, must be the op
posite ot the quality which the late President Harding dis
played in advocating the World Court., For it' was this ad
vocacy wbiclvreaUy brought .CluUraan Adams into public
view as its opponent. , The JNational 'Republican, referrins:
patently to the "World Court issue proceeds: , . .
".Newspapers can keep on squawking as long as they like
about the failure of the officers of the Republican national
committoo to betray the voters who put the Republican party
in power. The outcry will effect no change.'' -
A constant reader of the National Republican will be at
a loss to determine just what place Mr. Harding held in his
lmrty up to tno time or his unexpected death; since be based
V; ,.tn,l ,i:.ln . t . i t: : l i -e rector Allen, who. though a democrat
vauuivto . u-luu eejpuumi4 ul ) wns B0 satisfactory and effective in his
. ... . NO DEBT TO PAY
(Oregon Journal)
; Washington has more than 1000 milea
of paved roads. It is more paved mileage
than Oregon has, by a hundred miles or
so. . - . v
' And Whsbington has no highway bonds
(to pay. She paid for her roads as she
built them., ;,
And -they are most excellent roads.
They ore wider than the Oregon roads.
The width of pavement is 18 and 20 feet.
Some.,nf them are even wider. The stan
dard thickness of pavement now in that
state Is 8 inches on tbe outride and 7
inches in center. Some roads .have a
thickness as high as 10 inches st the
outside edgftii' Formerly the thickness
wos 7 inches-in the center and 0 on
the outside. . . - i--'',r-" -
- It would b-a good thing if tbe Ore
gon highway commission would make a
careful sturty- of- the Washington high
ways.' A ride over them would-be of val
ued They ore roads over which an auto
mobile glides very evenly. In general,
there ' are no depressions that, however
slight, tend to make your car lurch first
one way and then another.
It would be an illuminating tning tor
Oregon's highway commissioners to have
a talk with the heads of the Washington
highway organization. In the" office -there
Is a great deal of expert information.
One man is the directing, iieaa. ne ts in
"' Wle shall never believe patriotism
wholly altruistic until we see a gov
ernment financed by moaua of the
collection plate.
Correct this sentence: "Oh. do look
tnulcklv. John." cried tbe wife, "and- see
'What a beautiful ankle that woman has."
.,' .
f Cheap wheat should make the money
t situation easier. The speculators won't
j'need i much to finance .their little
:.game.'.'v;i
;fc ;- ' - --
,i- The iroad hog Is 'the one who kicks
,'ilust in your face after you have passed
event.rW othera aud kicked dust In their
'tacei.t jj ,' . ' .
'i There appears to be a summer resort
.ruUna that a wife must wear an extra
.Ulsmnnd far earfi surplus fifty pounds of
weignt. '
Ji V 'i
One of the saddest sights In the world
,1s an ardent Prohibitionist deprived of
itlie kick afforded' by bis luorulug cup of
cottee.
World Court entrance by the United States,
Mr. Adams, as his paper views him, is a highly patriotic
citizen. .... ..- ii-,v;'-,-M-' :f ,k v.i;'
. ' ... - . - ' , :u, :.-;
Col. "Bill" Hanley has resigned as president of the
State Chamber of Commerce, giving his reason as personal
business pressure. Probably the Colonel feels that it will
take all his tnno to lead . the Union Pacific railroad across
the desert and induce it to drop down into the Willamette
valley. :'" ;-' - . ' .- - - ' - . .
Calvin Coolidgo as vice president was an outsider, so far
as tho senate was conceniodi but Calvm Coohdge. president.
win now probably let the senate stay on the outside long
cnougn to see how. it tools
RIPPLING RHYMES
Y: By Walt Mmoc ,-
job that he was retained by a republican
governor, ir you go Into tne aepsrrmenr
over which he presides snd ftsk for in
formation you get it, and get it quickly
and dcelirntely. ;
AUW urimrniifiii. in uti.,-i 1111 ... nmti.-'i-
llon such as was proposed to be simpli
fied ond adonled in Oregon under the
Hall bill, that was rejected by 17 sens-
tors In the late Orearon legislature. When
yon walk into tho highway office at Oly
mpia and observe the' simplicity, effec
tiveness and dispatch with which the
business is conducted you feel nn .In
stinctive regret that tbe commissions,
There is only one- reason why Presidont Coolidce should
call a special session of congress. If Bill Borah remains silent
much longer somo of us .are afraid he will burst.
Some people soem to think that the Orocon penitentiary
is a place whore wo stow away our personal enemies for safo
keeping. s . - -
Those folk who likoo seq-Butte park turn byown can
now least their eyes to their heart s content. . "
Klamath Falls reports' a dog that catches fish. Up the
McKonzio there are fish that catch dogs.
bourds. departments and other subsidor
les in Oregon could not bave been simi
larly organised into a compact and sim
plified whole.
A great deal of encomium has been
lavished upon highway building in Ore
gon. On October 15 the Pacific highway,
from the Oregon to the British Coitimbin
line, will be completed. It will be well not
to boast over-mucb about building in
Oregon until all who want to be sure on,,
the point can take a trip over the Wastw!
iugton highways for 'purposes of com
parison. In Washington no highways have gone
to pieces within three yeara and have
had to be rebuilt at a larger cost witb a
larger expenditure than was the orig
inal cost.
COAST. LEAGUE STANDINGS
- . -. W Li Pet.
San Francisco . .' 80 05 .fif
Sacramento , 74 flft .668
Portland . 71 61 .637
Seottle .03 (18 .481
Salt Lake 02 fl! .473
Vernon 02 .71 .400
Los Angeles 01 72 .450
Oakland 58 76 .433
R H
0 5
E
0
0 1
Lcv-
At Portland, 1st game
Ran Froncisco- '. ...
Portlnnd 6
Batteries: Courtney and l'elle
erenz nna lUy. .
-. . ,-.
At Portlnnd, 2d game
Rnn Francisco 4 10 (
Portland ... .3 12 (
Batteries: Mitchell and Agnewj Crum
pier and Onslow. "...
At Seattle, 1st game
Los Angeles ,. 2 6 1
Seattle 4 7 1
Batteries: Jones and Baldwin; Jacobs
and Yaryun, .. .
At Seattle, 2d game 1
Los Angeles '. .0 11 1
Seattle . 7 13 3
Batteries: Crnndal! and Byler; Gregg
qnu laryan. ,
At Oakland, 1st game '
Salt Lake . ... ....2 4 1
Oakland . 8 13 1
Batteries: Coumbe and Peters; Col
welt and Baker.
At Oakland, 2d gnme-' r " ii " :
Salt Lake . .2 11 ' 0
Oakland i- .'. 3 7 0
. Batteries: Kalllo and Jenkins: Kramer
and Bead.
At Los Angeles, 1st game
Sacramento . '....2
Vernon . . ; I , , 3
Batteries: Fittcry and Koehlor;
and Hannah.
0 0
3 1
Altcn
At Los 'Angeles, 2d game
Sacramento , 0
Vernon . 7
Batteries: Prough and Schang;
and T. Murphy.
5 3
8 4
Gilder
Methodist Ladies' Aid
SocietjesrWill Meet
Tuesday ia sehertulpd an tho meotinjr
dnte for several divisions of the Ladies'
Aid society of the Methodist church. The
divisions nre asked to meet at 2:30 p.
m., as follows: Division 1 for a picnic
back of Skinner mule, division i for a
pot luck lunch at the home of Mrs. A. E.
Service!
When we designed our new service sfc.
at tne corner 01 iNinm and PearrgWi
we believed the people of Eugene
Lane county would appreciate a hnJft
and up to the minute station. mi
Our first two months' business confirms
Our. 'customers appreciate our broad" easy ''an .'
eoverea lire anu on service drives and v4
"7 fftU
able , greasing service.
:, '
Women- drivers take no chances' of 'aecideQ v
if.
Our service includes gasoline, oil, tires, lights ti '
tube repairing at-any time between 6 n'niLi.1
morning and 10 o'clock at night every day 7
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Our ladies' rest room is comfortable and cpmplete.
, Eugene Service Station-k
' . - fit t -Atrr enw nr '
- x. H. va.Ltssiia, manager
Associated Gasoline
Shell Gasoline
Union Gasoline
Call Our Service
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printing joB-
TIKE the man from Mis-,
- souri you need only to
be shown, and we shall be !
on your list permanently for
your printing. y'-fi'li
Our work is prompt and
efficient, and neat, acid you
can rely on the quality of
our stock, '.
Our prices are. compara
tively low. . . '. .
The Guard Printing Co.
Colleee Crest car and i?et off nt Zenhvr i -i.h Afre T O. Chuev v&
KreiRer;ns joint hostesses.
retanes aro rei'iw"i tv
yearly reports rtady for tlie
era! am meeting.
hilt; division 4 with Mrs. Mary Barnes,
VJViH Iineoln streetv rfbr a pot luck
lunch; division 5 with Mrs. Jergens, IS 12
Mill street, with Mrs. .less Darling us
joint hostess; division 10 with Mrs. Geo.
Etlbloom, members to take the 3 o'ciock Siim, Nineteenth avenue east,
Pan Ymi Rpat Tf t By Maurice Ketten
VdlJL J- VU ' Jy(l XL Copr T. Eva. World)
K 7 THE TRUTH SERUM
The smooth, promoter cume to sell
.some toea in (lusher's ; l'etrol Well.
"Here'.'ia your greatest chance," lie
'swore !'to bring l)ame Fortune to your
door. This -well ia to Ihe richest field,
I and countless millions It will yield " 1
interrupted him to say, "I got some
Jt wondrous dope today; injected in a fel
low's frame, he sees that falsehood Is a
shame; like Washington, in days gone hy
' he simply csnuot tell a lie. So 1 will
shoot some in your arm; then you may
'ifcooiit your cosl oil farm." 1 overpower
ed him .then with eae, and shot Truth
rierum in. his knees. lie slowly settled in
' chair, and said, "My oil well is a
J.Vnaref'jt Is aa dry aa "done bricks; it's
Just a'fran to catch Ihe hicks. In all the
J land for miles around no elgu of oil
rVss ever found: there lmi't oil enouah
'down there to grease a bald man'a fringe
''of hair. I feel that serum wearing off, so
Llead me to tbe water trough, where I
may gently soak my Acad, and thus re-
jrsll the things I've said." Oh, wntidrous
ierum that will make the fnker diagram
(his fake! I always keep a keg in store,
. nd aaente who approach my door nniHt
'take ahot or I'll refuse to listen to
Uhelr get-rlch news.
, EUGENE COLLECTION AUENCY
. No collection, no fee. No entry tea or
JlUias,. Legal department.
' W. 11. BIXTvVEnS, Mgr. '
HIS WIFE'S MISTAKE
" . By KATHARINE MOORE ; "
Author of ,Lov "Forbidden," "Heart Battle,". Eta. 0l.
WHEN ROSES FADE
Chapter i!.". I
The tragedy of love la indifference,
l'aul did not ask about tbe rosea, lie
saw them and accepted them without. a
word, smelt of them, and promptly for
got them.
iwls was not sure what she wanted
hlin to do anything but ,what ho did.
She was making discoveries about life;
she was learning that even when men
are in love they nre not in love all the
time. That was bad enough to discover,
but It was maddening to find that though
men Ounnot remain constantly In love
every minute of the time they take It for
granted that their wiras do.
It made her want to show him that
this was not true, that a man can't al
ways go on taking hia wife's love for
granted. It. made her want to tell him
nhout the rosea. To say to hlras "See
You are not the only one."
Hut wanting him to know, and not
quite venturing to tell him created a dis
turbing mental stste for her. Her onlr
escape seen! to tie her friendKhin with
Malcolm Hastings and his flattering in
terest. She tried to make her trouble
easier hy clinging to something, and Mal
colm Hastings was the something that
bllereil ltsell just then,
righted themselves If only Paul had given
in a Uttle. Ilut Lois had hurt hia feel
ings; .she had. been unkind about hi
writing. Ilia sensitiveness conceived a'
coldness that did not exist. He turned
from hr--tiirned back to Mra. Mnnn...
Ho was gettiiia desperate about his
writing. Ijils would not help him to fiud
htmseir and lie craved sympathy and
mental contact, lie had not seen Sir.
.Mann for three! days. He went to the
telephone. Iis was in the kitchen giving
the servants their orders for the day. 11c
got Mrs. Mann on tlie wire.
"May I nee you todnyr' he asked.
Ilut Ijo came beck and crossed the
studio towsrd the- bedroom. The door
wus open. She could hear Paul's voice
at the telephone. Something made her
stop and listen. .
"Please let me come? I want to see
you." he was saying . . . ,
There was a pause.
. But, Phyllis, I can't see' why! Why
are you cross with me?" he pleaded. "I
don't believe it. I'm coming anyway,"
defiantly.
He waited a minute, then laughed and
hung up the receiver.
Iois sped away from the door He
had called her, Phyllis railed her by
' And even then thiuga might nave her firat same, She .could not let him .-f
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we of the Ki;r:y
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